homeless... chinese fella
Homeless... chinese fella
Nolan James
Josiah Powell
This Chinese fella dancin in iz pants while iz girlfriend's in the other room on 'er phone.
Daniel Hill
Ricky
>That's the most convoluted, ridiculous, RACIST material ever to be uttered on radio
Steve
>play it again!
Robert Rogers
Comfy Pilkington thread with a a short lifespan. God bless you anyway, based OP
Caleb Martin
Man moths?
Caleb Garcia
bald MANK twat
Ryan Cooper
So did Susan purposely take Karl to nudists beaches to wind him up?
Cameron Gutierrez
>It's a Karl gets a letter addressed to Mr. Dilkington episode
Brandon Jones
>it's an user has listened to the XFM shows at the least 10 times so he starts listening to Adam and Joe instead episode
Thomas White
Brainlets don't realise that Karl Pilkington is considerably more intelligent than Ricky Gervais.
Leo Martin
many people with high functioning autism are more intelligent than average
Christopher James
>there's this forum on the internet right, where you can talk about movies
>used to be pretty good but then some rich japanese fella went and bought it
>ever since then all you're allowed to talk about is game'a trones and superhero movies
>what's he gon'an done that for? bit mental 'innit
Dominic Anderson
brainlet: ricky
brain: karl
gigabrain: steve
Cooper Russell
Ricky Gervais isn't intelligent. He just spouts stuff he quickly read about somewhere, and as soon as he needs to elaborate, he shuts down. He's literally the guy trying to act as if he's knowledgeable or intelligent.
Kayden James
This tricycle comes whizzing past.
Ethan Carter
Autism isn't a real thing, faggot
Nolan Reyes
turns out
little monkey prostitute
Thomas Brooks
There's a shadow somewhere...
Dominic Williams
Which is why the Office was so good. He was literally playing his real self. Not the fake front he usually presents.
Luke Thompson
>err...ever heard of the phrase monkey business?
>No, never heard that one before Karl, that's brilliant
youtube.com
William Wright
eyes that pop out their head...Steve
Ryder Sanders
Justin Edwards
it could be your brother
Justin Gutierrez
The chad audio engineer
Asher Perry
No one likes to pick on an invalid.
Nicholas Brooks
de trout spinners
Asher Watson
>20 offers of marriage... that annoy you, Steve?
Christian Thomas
never see an old man eating a Twix
Benjamin Morales
plunked myself down...little fella there, little, er, down syndrome kid
youtube.com
Jason Martin
there's this thing in it
Elijah Rodriguez
one of the best ones
>ahh, best just have an arm wrestle
Adrian White
I'm not so sure about that. While he does show brightness in a lot of ways, he also has an inability to grasp certain pretty basic concepts like evolution.
Lucas Bell
girl with horse in house
Alexander Gray
Who was in the wrong here?
Wyatt Wilson
I know you're just 16, but looking all of 21
that's because chinese look older
Mason Watson
He isn't more intelligent he is more wise.
Jonathan Gonzalez
no one
two simpletons had a good time on a train
Cooper Thomas
>With eyes that pop right outta their head
>...
>Steve...
John Jones
he lived with the monkeys and went hairy
Jeremiah Edwards
>Have you got a ruler?
Ian Howard
Levi Jones
buh... wats it foh?
Aiden Jackson
miss dinner mate
shakea can
tourette's trent d'arby
deli meat-tree
christ! de berg
buyon ferry
phil colons
Aiden Perry
>if it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage
>siren sound.mp3
Anthony Sanchez
adam faith no more
Elijah Lewis
yolk? oh.. oh no
John Walker
hair of a chinaman
Colton Taylor
i was once at church for normal sunday mass and one of our societies down syndromes entered, looked at me, walked up and punched me as hard as he could in the face
Asher Price
owned
Brandon Rivera
oh who's that at the door
is that ho leel fuk
Ryder Fisher
>Eyes bulging with imagined riches
Zachary Murphy
>karl's groan after the kid says 'alright'
Adam Barnes
I've changed the name of one of me characters from camp David to David Gray the bent pianist.
Andrew Hall
>it was stopped, and just as well really
Isaiah Green
>the old woman who died reading her book and was left there for weeks
Bentley Wilson
>.....................................
Justin Phillips
youtube.com
my favorite monkey news
>suddenly...
Colton Parker
McKenzie Crook and Steve's lovechild.
Liam Phillips
>alright eeeeeh... let's have a look... this one's fr-
>*sigs* oh jesus...
it's the small details
Eli King
>I 'av a betta life than 'er
Hunter Lopez
> C L I V E W A R R E N
Blake Stewart
>As soon as I started balding, I recognised that Pilkington’s bitter personality was massively influenced by his terrible hair loss. I think he was nw7 before 30. Ricky Gervais literally introduced him to the public as the man “with a head like a fucking orange”. I’ve seen much the same bitterness in other fully bald men. There can be something very austere about their character; you can see there is no fantasy nor smile about their countenance. Perhaps because they know those follicles on their scalp are vanquished and likely not coming back. They know they will never look truly young again.
Thomas Nguyen
free da pain
David Nelson
just get a wooly hat
Jackson Edwards
karls dad is a thief and he put a spastic in a bin
Luke Richardson
I know Steve got cucked on the beach but how did he get cucked in his car?
Justin Bennett