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Azor Theon
GoTfags are all reddit tourists, no exceptions
FIRST FOR A DOTHRAKI BOAR
why do you guys put all the blame on dabid
dan is a writer too you know!
have sex
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Hi Dabid, you suck
SANSHA, IF THE CHOISH ISH ORDER OR CHAOSH, YOU CHOOSH THE LADDER, DO YOU UNDERSTHTAND ME
Now that Arya has to raise a child by herself, will Jon help her with sexual frustration?
Who /azorlisandre/ here
>t. D&D
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
Bad Pussy without boobs? That's like Theon without a crushing sense of failure, unrecognizable and wrong.
>The armies of the living and the dead face each other, the Night King and Jon both walk toward each other until they're finally face to face
>The NK towers over Jon and looks down on him
>Finally Jon wants to say something but the NK just bursts out laughing
>The entire undead army points and laughs at Jon
>The NK looks towards his army and does pic related
>Everyone laughs even harder, even the army of the living starts to laugh
>Jon looks hopelessly at his friends trying their best not to laugh
>He is sobbing at that point
>Jon tries to punch the NK, but he just holds him back with one stretched out arm, and Jon can't reach him
>"Oh that just warms my heart, you know? Alright you go home now boy, there is a height requirement for my army" the NK says as he turns around and moves towards Kings Landing, still chuckling to himself
>Jon just stands there, defeated
>credits roll
>and who...are you
>be at work
>talking to co-worker who watched GoT
>ask him who he thinks is gonna die next episode
>he makes a pained face and he says i hope Arya and Tyrion dont die because one of them should be on the throne
>i say i hope Jaime survives
>he says he doesn't like Jaime because he pushed Bran out the window
These niggas are real......
I refuse to believe Weiss has written a thing in his life. He's just Benioff's frat friend he brought along for the ride.
/ourahai/
Gonna be funny when it's all over Jon takes the throne and tames Dany. All those bar watching feminists are gonna cry watching her happily bend the knee to him willingly.
Azor Theon
fucking tranny
shame bout the face though eh
>she looked like this while they were doing the pilot for GOT, six years before she stripped off on the show
Neat
Tyene exists.
Azor Robin
Azrobin
Jaime Jaime Jaime Jaime Jaime Jaime
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nth for Stannis
If you havent been here since the leaked pilot youre a newfag
CAVED IN HIS BREASTPLATE
he wrote a shitty video game novel
IS THE WHORE PREGNANT MY BOY? YOU MUST CONTINUE THE BARATHEON LINE AND JOIN HOUSES!
I am glad somebody did this.
I swear to god if Podrick dies...
>the music
>the lighting
>the killers
This is the most brutal death in game of thrones. Change my mind
I sure hope you're talking about the season 1 pilot and not the season 8 one
...
I mean, aside from obvious ones like Oberyn, I actually think Jojen's is pretty brutal, it just comes out of nowhere and it's really nasty. Something about it is really unsettling to me.
Can someone post that 60 images of emilia clark's face please
they lose the battle and Jaimie dies next episode
screencap this
sluts
Kingslayer, kingslayer, KINGSLAYER
they can't wrap this show up satisfyingly if jaime dies next episode and that is 100% a fact
Post /got/ characters nobody remembers
What will be the bittersweet ending?
> the prince that was promised is white walker Jaime
GODS
Podrick Ahai
The other two
everyone goes mad and kills their lovers in a desperate attempt to fulfill the azor ahai prophecy and stop the night king
I'm still rooting for Jaime Queenslayer arc so I don't buy that
C U T E
looking at the one on the left actually makes me physically angry
With leather?
redpilled
I would unironically chop off my limbs one by one and float in a pool of saltwater to be able to watch them make out for 10 seconds.
they already tied up his thing with Brienne and Tyrion, he dies 100%.
Just watched the new episode, wasn't as bad as everyone was making out here. The girl power scene before sansa and daenarys was pathetic though
Knighting Brienne was very a nice touch desu
I would if I could remember.
don't let me down tv
stylecaster.com
>The 22-year-old actor dished on her self-care routine in an interview with Vulture, where she revealed that one of her favorite past-times is getting high on marijuana with her Game of Thrones sister, while watching “stupid videos” and grubbing out. “We’re kind of like loners on Game of Thrones, just because the past few seasons Maisie and I have sleepovers every night when we’re shooting,” Turner said. “Or every night whenever both of us are in town. We just used to sit there and eat and watch stupid videos and smoke weed.”
>But the weed-related fun doesn’t end there. When the two are feeling really fancy, they take a bath together, while smoking weed and rubbing makeup brushes on each other’s faces. “I don’t know if my publicist will kill me for saying this. We’d get high and then we’d sit in the bath together and we’d rub makeup brushes on our faces. It’s fun,” Turner said.
SLAGS
Mark Gatiss is a fucking hack
My dick definitely remembers Jojen
link to audio version?
That would be beyond based and ultimate kino.
>Castle besieged by the undead.
>Castle residents training to fight the undead.
>A man with one hand arrives to help them
BRAVO D&D
For me, it's Theon's botched execution of Rodrik
Can't wait for Bronn to reunite with Jaime and Tyrion.
Certain Death list:
>Brienne of Tarth
>Grey Worm
>Sir Davos
>Beric Dondarrion
>Gregor Clegane
>Cersei Lannister
Anyone else for sure dying?
>admitting to a crime
hope they get arrested
He shoulda kept his lannister armour for his final battle.
As rad as he looks in pleb plate, he is the only true lannister left.
Jaime’s at the battle of KL in ep 5.
fucking slags
Daenerys
>brienne dying
lmoa
I usually detest women with short hair, but I like this one.
How do you know? Reminder they filmed fake scenes.
>Missandei
>Qyburn
>Sam Tarly
>Actors
>Getting arrested for drugs
They will apologize and say they are in rehab or w/e.
Can a dragon glass war hammer kill a white walker?
Feels like she should probably have been included in the final season. They could have at least had her killed off at the battle or something. Instead she just sails away on the ss abandoned plot lines
next week Theon, Pod, Tormund and Edd are dead 100%
The singer from AFI, and some kid on the right.
Thormund.
r8
cheers
Jerome is top tier music.
I thought the actress had other commitments?
Where did Cersei get money to pay for a whole mercenary company? I thought King's landing were broke after littlefinger cooked the books.
Clancy Brown is in GoT?
>Hey Gendry, you are the last Baratheon alive and I don't want to die a virgin. Why don't you "hammer" my "anvil" over and over and continue your line inside me? I'm ovulating RIGHT NOW.
Pod won't die
Pod Ahai
>Sam Tarly
Doubtful.
>Missandei
She will live to mourn Grey Worm so it will be even sadder when he doesn't take her to her shitty island.
>fake scenes
Lol no. They’re not going to waste time and money on fake shit. Battle of KL was shot in a huge outdoor quarry set with tons of extras. People saw him there so we know at least he makes it that far.
NO WAY FAG
>dont even have the budget to put a dog in the show for more than 20 seconds
>bro lets do multiple endings
That was a lie user
Maybe Dany will kill Jon to claim the iron throne or some shit
>Bronn aims crossbow at Tyrion
>Fires but misses on puropse
>Bolt hits the wall and misses Tyrion's head only by few inches
>You promised to double whatever your sister is paying to me t. Bronn
2 months till the 8 year mark bookfags
Can you upload the blank one?
They stole all the riches of the Tyrells in Highgarden
Man sometimes I wonder if I should’ve gone to college for sweet connections like this.
>not putting Salladhor San on the Iron Throne
fucking normies
They're probably eternally seething, they're literally getting the ending spoiled by a tv show kek.
I miss season 2 Jaime.
Rugged, devil may care smug attitude, reminded me of Sawyer.
Fair enough they did sack the shit out of the Tyrells.
What's the exact date kek?
it's specifically addressed in the show:
after using the Tyrell gold to pay off the Crown's debt to the Iron Bank, the bank rep says they will happily extend another loan now.
Someone post Gendry's face that goes along with the imagine copypasta
Can you upload the blank one?
This absolute fucking ledge is getting away scot free with absolutely fucking everything and we're all going to cheer him for it
i miss riverlands book jaime oh wait we never got that
I don't want the hound to die before cleganebowl, but if he does, he has to have Arya kill the mountain in his name.
sawyer was s o y boy, jamie wasnt
only reason im watching this shit is so I can dab on the book dickheads
almost kino
pretty creepy thing to do desu. Especially to an autist /ourguy/ like goose
>the bank rep says they will happily extend another loan now
The iron Jews strike again.
12 July 2011 - ADWD
she isn't known
image search
He should take full control of the Citadel under the Daenerarchy desu
i wanted the second last book before the show finale, too late now so i really dont care
would
Ohhhh look how big and thick her hair handles are
Oysters, clams and cockles!
>GRRM seeths that tolkien doesnt write about tax policy
>has no idea what due diligence banks carry out
pottery
I can see him pulling a deus ex machina that kills all the white walkers out of his ass.
Hey, what's that she's carrying?
>Bronn refuses to kill Jaime or Tyrion
>Will get killed because he’s no longer ruthless
Ah yes, the Tyrells. Strongest supporter of the crown, the breadbasket of the crownlands, leaders of the most populous region in westeros.
But they were 'never much good at fighting' so they lost to a lannister army almost without any resistance
Bravo David! Bravo Dan!
>basedgirl mouth
Gives me something to HANG ON TO!
remember some rumour on here she was going to do a nude scene, alas.
Why does she look photoshopped in?
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES.
miss fat arse
basedphie
Attack! Attack!
>World is suffering from zombie apocalypse.
>Iron bank could single handedly stop the night king and their forces with pure mercenary might.
>Collects interest from Cersei instead.
Why are we rooting against the Night King again?
never 4get
Seriously, who hurt you?
>why are we
>we
we're not. night king winning is literally the only interesting ending to this series.
BRONN SOUNDS LIKE THAT
oh, just a cute kitteh
Jaime is Azor Ahai. Bran is NK. Bran mentions he's waiting for an old friend in ep1. Old as in 3ER and AA from ancient times.
no one. im really strong
Jory was too pure for this world.
>ywn cuddle with a freckled beauty and fall asleep holding on to her bum bum
why live lads?
I wish her career wasn't dead and that she was in something, preferably with no clothes.
>that chin
But what happens to Essos then?
>I'm an Oscar nominee you know
Sounds fairly normal.
What if we were the NK all along?
better be
>ywn have a cute sandsnake gf and when she is sad you reassure her and tell her no, your plotline WAS good honey but secretly be shaking your head when shes not looking
I know. I just assumed as he was using his native accent on the show
Groovy
You want a Sand Snake in something with no clothes eh? Well enjoy Obara
>she's the only one of the three with no nude scenes
My brain: :(
My pussy: :)
>the song of ice and fire was all the subplots we encountered along the way!
He tells Jaime that he almost lost an eye in the siege of Pyke. Ouch...
WUT ABUTT THE NORF?
me on the right getting giant's milk
>obara
>enjoy
who cares? i'm not interested in a land that we barely ever got to see. i'm invested in characters, not inanimate land.
>Smartest person
Anyone have the LEMONY LEMONY LEMONY GRRM picture? I feel like it's more relevant than ever now that 8 years is coming up since ADWD.
the real game of thrones were the friends we made along the way
>last book came out a few months after the first episode of the series premiered
>"Don't worry fellas, the rest will be out in time for the last few seasons for sure."
Is he doing it on purpose?
FOOK THE NAWFF AM GAUN TA KINGS LAN'N TEH TEHK BACK ME THRAWN
Im genuinly surprised people arent memeing that gendry was raped
the rape, gendry.....
maybe the reason jon didn't ask sam for evidence of his targaryen heritage is because he's always had silver pubic hair
He's probably waiting for the show to be done so that he can release the books and he can jerk off to everyone fawning over how the books ended so much better than the show. George really isn't a fan of the series, after S7 ended he was tweeting about some other show he was watching kek
How the fuck can you not finish two books in 8 years? If you write such an epic tale, surely you'd have to make some sort of outlines on keypoints of the story, right? At the very least the beginning and the end and the major events leading from and to these points.
Imagine...
Im genuinly surprised we didn't see arya's full frontal.
Hey can someone post that edit of dinklage being way taller than Kit? It makes me laugh
Has any character been more sexually abused than Gendry? I wouldn't like any leeches on my benis
You mean Dany becomes queen of westeros and Jon is her little cuckboi that does anything she wants?
Yeah, that'll really trigger the feminists.
there's an outline leaked somewhere, where Tiryon falls inlove with Arya or something.
hbo and dnd are forcing him to not release the book until after the series finishes because the book will be marginally better
>some other show he was watching
The Last Kingdom
Highly recommend it. The main character is a mix of Geralt the Witcher and Jon Snow.
He was beautiful that night
Are they gonna make a joke on his size every episode of this season?
It's not a leak, it's the original plan. It was a trilogy. Tyrion was not a dwarf and Jaime was a bloodthirst murderer who kills his way to the throne. There's a love triangle with Jon, Tyrion and Arya.
Much more so than El Goblino.
Come, Azor Ahai. Friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Godwood and the Night King. And bring Lightbringer, I have need of it.
>try to seduce a guy you like
>immediately bring up the time that he got raped
bravo aryuh
Did you know that she had a kid when she was 16
The first line from the NK will be telling jon he's shorter than expected as he winks at dany
I unironically teared up when Brienne was getting knighted.
Why did they kill Pycelle? How was it a better choice than letting him blow up at the Sept like everyone else?
>show ends
>normies love it
>highest viewed finale ever
>next day, twow release date announced
>nobody cares
>twow flops
>ados canceled
>grrm files bankruptcy, dies 3 days later
>25 years later, the only thing anybody remembers is the tv show.
like brother like sister
Maario Naharis
Who had the superior nipples?
Does he still exist?
Didn't remember seeing him in the last episode.
Surely TWOW will be a masterpiece given how long he has been working on it.
kek
> Tyrion: Well done brother! You have slayed the Night King!
> Jaime: That's what I do. I slay kings.
t. Benioff
Me too, but not as much as you, queer!
He got dumped and left behind in Meereen.
>Night King's actor is 6'1
>Euron's actor is 6'0
>the only guy we could defeat was another manlet the same height as us
Theyre doing it on purpose Jonbros
How naive are you?
They even had a scene with Tormund calling him "King Killer" so you know it's gonna happen.
And then everyone claps.
he also called the hound The Dog, hes just a brainlet
maybe Tormund Giantsbane just doesn't give a shit about other peoples faggy nicknames
Obara's are darker and bigger therefore better
it's no fair ;-;
Obara's tits are smaller and gross though
Eww hell no, non-pink is disgusting.
bigger yes, but the only good dark nipples are pregnancy nipples.
Then why should others give a shit about his? He even barges in and tells everyone that cringy story about giants then drinks less than half of what was in his horn.
>Game of thrones is badly writ-
>preferring shapeless black udders to Tyene's perfectly formed red nips
Fag
Is she going to appear out of nowhere like gandalf at helms deep with an army of R'hllor followers and save them all?
Will he consummate with Brienne or is she a strong independent woman who doesn't need no man?
the other snake isn't bright enough to be called pink though either
Chad does what he pleases. he's probably saving room for briennes milk
Kings a hack, implying I should take anything that spews out his garbage hole seriously
Is this evidence of King using cocaine again?
Stephen fried his brain on coke a long time ago.
how much did king get paid for that tweet
You ARE supporting Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, right /got/?
Still not as bad as those who hate Bronn because he hurted the dragon
SK supports JK Rowling
Pretty much summs up the state of the dude
She explicitly told Varys last season that she has to come back and die in Westeros, like him.
>horror writer having any credibility
lmfao, horror is the laughing stock of the literary world
What did D&D do for literally every scene:
>Character A and B meet eyes across courtyard
>smile and hug
>*shitty oneliner*
>"I guess we're gonna die tomorrow haha"
Wow. How in the fuck did they come up with that? Absolute geniuses. And then to repeat it over and over. GoT is truly a masterpiece of TV.
Sorry, im a christian, so i cant follow someone who would crucify one man, let alone 163.
i hope the NK rapes her
Nothing because he's a WOKE white male so by default he has to adhere by feminist propaganda.
But of course! My gurrrrrrrrrrrrrl Dany!
>supporting a stupid bitch that's literally done nothing ever beyond being given dragons and armies for no reason
Literally as dumb as supporting Sansa
Kinda sucks that in 30 years, whenever people talk about got, there will always be one loser who jumps into the thread and says "did you guys actually know that Game of Thrones was based on a pretty cool old paper-based sequential text binder series called A Song of Ice and Fire?" And someone will reply with "fuck off, you straight white male, that old format went extinct for a reason, just like you cumskins will by 2053." Real shame.
but Sansa is the most intelligent being in Westeros?
She isn't even as smart as Varys.
Just watched the episode
>All the better scenes had Jaime in it
Really makes you think doesn't it.
They're either reusing costumes or that set is northern armour.
Given they're the most perfect tits to ever exist she probably wins
>Go against dany
>sets her dragons on you and kills you
>go against sansa
>sets her goblina on you to teleport behind you and slit your throat
its not fucking fair bros, fight me in single combat you cowards
rofl cumskins.
If someone called me a cumskin, I'd probably just whip out my dick when they're sleeping and come on them.
Then who's the cumskin, hm?
>being given dragons
I see this whole thing but it's not like Dany is the only Old Valyrian left, there's Aegon Blackfyre with Ilyrio - nothing says he couldn't have given the dragon eggs to him, he gave them to Dany because he saw potential in her
tyene
isn't that the same armor that dickon wore last season?
Hopefully either Jorah or Jon (more likely) kills her
too good to be true
Girl power moment+ Qyburn deserved some small victory too and Pycelle was his rival.
Yep, this was really good ep.
checked and sipped
arya losing her virginity was hard to watch
I guess the episode really was good.
Most random sex scene you’d like to see (even if the characters are dead)?
Arya is hard to watch to be fair
Azor Basedboy
Hulk kills thanos
how actually infuriating would it be to have to serve under Daenerys' rule? To know that you could absolutely fuck her up if she didnt have those dragons.
With Jon you can respect him because he can probably wreck you in a sword fight.
What other women losing their virginities scenes have we seen? Is it just Sansa with the rape?
Looks similar but not quite. The fact that it's covered in mud and shit by the end doesn't help.
Cersei's daughter who was poisoned
Nah, she's being even more of a bitch these last 2 seasons
whore #6 and knight #13
daenerys with drogo
Ser Jorah IS from the north.
Danny and Drogo
Tyrion and Gilly. He'll be down in the crypts with her next episode and use clever wordplay to confuse her dysfuncitonal incest brain into doing anal
sansa, i wanted to see sophie nude not maisie. Its like a cruel joke they pulled. I want to see sansa nude you fuckers. It wont be the same if she has leaked pics, she needs to have the favourable Sansa makeup and costume
he could also wreck (most) generals in strategy, as well as Dany (especially her)
all Dany can do is throw large numbers and dragons at a problem
S T I F F
Dany.
Ah, how could I forget
Varys with Gray Worm
also possibly missandei with grey worm
I’m reading the first book now, and don’t really know where else to ask - is Syrio actually a good swordsman or a charlatan?
I need the show you never really see him fight and I don’t trust the show much anyway, I was hoping the book would expand on it, and he TALKS a lot about how good he is, but basically nobody ever seems to think much of him and he doesn’t really fight anyone
...
While Theon watches
before bump limit dumbass
When was the last time he even appeared? I doubt we will even see anything from Essos again before the show ends.
I know. But there's little reason Jamie would be wearing northern armour when he already has his westerlands gear that's probably higher quaility since it was made for a Lannister. Going up north in Lannister gear might have been a problem though.
hes definitely like one of those guys who do a meme martial art like capoeira or something
Because he was a fool and a leecher. He changed allegiance from Cersei to kevan/tyrell. The irony is of course, how he previously scoffed at Varys and his little birds and they literally end up killing him
Anyone with Lyanna.
Jaime, because he will be reborn as Azor Jaime
He's in the shadows always relaying shit to Varys. He's a Magister of Pentos, he's got stuff to do.
Is this the guy that plays Billy Bones in Black Sails?
Yeah but is he actually good though
Theon finally getting fucked into the dirt
Probably. I've seen images with him shirtless on a ship posted here. He's also in that superpower umbrella thing.
>she needs to have the favourable Sansa makeup and costume
sophie is much more attractive irl than in the show
based.
What music was playing when Brienne was knighted?
The music is one of the few things that hasn't deteriorated in this series.
oh nonononono
what on earth is wrong with her eyes in the show? it's like she just got out of bed
Partying hardcore is serious business, user.
t. Manlet
based
Every King fan I've met was an absolute pleb
Flaming cock theon
Based and чeпoкpilled
Maybe they mentioned her 3 times in ep 2, almost like a reminder then when they looked over the wall I expected her and the 1001 fire flamers to be marching in. I think some script got rearranged if she will show up it will be ep 3 after the battle starts
yeah even worse he stole my joke about banging on his wang as we both have Wang Tech Keyboards
have sex