Nicolas Winding Refn

>threw a table at a wall in film school and got expelled, then re-did the scene in Bronson
>directed Drive even though he failed his driver's license exam like 7 times
>directed OGF only so he could visit toy shops in Thailand then got upset because his wife put his toys in the attic
>can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order
>color blind
>dyslexic
>lost virginity at 24
>proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring
>daughter doesn't call him Dad or Papa, calls him "Jang" the same nickname used by his adult friends and family
>believes in Thai ghosts because his daughter sees them and Jodo told him some spooky shit reading tarot cards
>tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off
>literally wears a towel when he's shooting a movie to keep his energy inside him or something
>can't pick his own clothes, wife does it for him
>Mads says he can't talk to him outside of movie sets because he can literally only talk about cinema
>kissed Goose on the red carpet at Cannes
>kissed Elle on the red carpet at Cannes
>cried on live Danish TV
>talked about fucking on live British TV
>has deluded himself into thinking he's close friend with David Lynch, randomly brings up "David" in conversations, while other people have no idea who he's talking about
>calls himself the new Friedkin, claims OGF is a masterpiece, to Friedkin's face
>despite his wife trying her best to dress him correctly, he still attends event dressed like a teenager while everyone else is dressed properly
>almost got to his now wife to run away on their second date because he told her he was going to show her a beautiful, emotional film and then forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>described The Neon Demon as being about him picturing himself as a 16-year-old girl
>constantly kept mentioning that Elle Fanning had "just turned eighteen" at Cannes until there was little more than awkward silence in response to that notion
>has no chin

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No u

Sounds like he would fit perfectly on Yea Forums

literally /ourguy/ who hype for TOTDY

truly /ourguy/

>lost virginity at 24
i call that a win

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>lost virginity at 24

Making up for lost time I see.

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>daughter doesn't call him Dad or Papa, calls him "Jang" the same nickname used by his adult friends and family
Literally nothing wrong with this.

>HES NOT ASSIMILATED
>fug normies, sjws, pos's etc.
imagine being this schizophrenic

look at that neck

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Peak of honest filmmaking

Mmmmmmm

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name one (1) bad movie by Nicolas Winding Refn

How does he get away with this. He kissed Gosling too

Didn't Jodorowsky told his wife to dump Refn in front of him?

So he’s on the spectrum or what?
Or just excentric?

>he has no chin
>wife has giant chin
>their child has a normal chin
BASED

so fucking based

forgot

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>almost got to his now wife to run away on their second date because he told her he was going to show her a beautiful, emotional film and then forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Based

kek, nature's mistake has been corrected

is there a webm?

>can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order
yep he's on the spectrum alright

it worked out.

Why is Yea Forums so obsessed with chins?

it's all about chins and manlets and jawlines around here. get used to it

Yea Forums will make fun of any feature just to feel better about themselves.

and hairlines

Don't forget dicklets, i.e. everyone under 6".

>all this
>this aspie still managed to begin his career by making the most authentic crime drama of all time

How?

>then got upset because his wife put his toys in the attic

c-u-c-k a-t-t-i-c

>>almost got to his now wife to run away on their second date because he told her he was going to show her a beautiful, emotional film and then forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre


#Based

#our_guy

Verifiably based.

52 days, bros!

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NURSE! NURSE!

>"authentic"

Him and Lars "I am a nazi" Von Trier are /ourautists/

To be absolutely fair, it was Gosling who kissed him.

You forgot to mention how he did an interview with Alex Jones about Only God Forgives and trolled Alex Jones by claiming that the film is about living inside a vagina.

He wasn't trolling though

Is his wife the one that looks like william da foe?

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>obsessing this much over a celebrity that has never shown feet

You disgust me.

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she completes him.

Based

and

>“The whole idea was to make a movie that takes place in a vagina.”
What the FUCK did he mean by this?

Oedipus complex obviously

>lost virginity at 24
>tfw same age
Is there a chance for me too

Hell yeah

No.

doesn't even look at the over 20 actress.

Is he autistic

Extremely so

I bet if you swapped their chins they'd both look good.

add this to the pasta

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WTF is Chandler doing kissing neck lady?

>nic's wife laughing behind him

>Making up for lost time I see.

I hate women except for my mother, my nieces and my oldest brother's wife as much as every guy here, but what he did to Elle here is wrong, she was very uncomfortable.

>>can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order

desu I never got how directors are able to do this and make everything seemless

I think it's harder for the actors.

/our guy/

>how do you do, fellow guys?

BTFO by Godkin

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unironically Chad. even when he was a virgin, he knew random high school/college THOTS weren't good enough for him, he needed perfect 10/10 young actresses with unsullied, perfect pussy to worship his godly cock.

only has no chin because that would just be too unfair on the world. also he might literally drown in pussy.

and literally everything else on that list is so goddamn Chad. Throwing a table at a fucking WALL? likely can't drive at any speed under 90 MPH, yet still drives perfectly. dyslexic because reading is for fags.Thai ghosts are probably real, and he speaks to them.

wears a towel to prevent every actress on set from getting pregnant just by being in the same room as him. kissing Goose proves he's no homo and the absolute dominant male, kissing Elle RIGHT IN FRONT OF his approving wife just cuz he wanted some of that sugar. Lynch is the only Chad even close to his level. etc.

behaviour so alpha that us mortals can't even comprehend. unironically based and Chad-pilled.

this guy is my new hero. no wonder he makes so many incels butthurt.

Refn was obviously trolling the boomer Friedkin here. He himself said many times OGF is his weakest movie.

>when mentioning 2001 and citizen kane you forgot to mention drive but we'll let that slip
>we won't know about Drive for another 30 years
>30 seconds
What did the autist mean by this???

its specifically a tactic to keep the actors from being able to form their own opinions on shit and keep them on script. So directing them becomes easier, as the director becomes the only person with meaningful opinions on a scene.

When is he gonna make his Batgirl movie?

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someone merge those faces, I wanna see it

Nice ass. 4/10 everything else, at best.

I love Nicolas Winding Refn!

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Mommy issues

go on

do normies really get upset if someone´s using sunglasses in a cloudy day?

nice

Please tell me more about the absolute madman.

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Essential Refn viewing. Especially the end when it's revealed he lied about everything.
Absolute mad man.

>many times
show me one

>the Drive meme was 8 years ago
why are we still making threads about this hack?

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watch his wife's documentary

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he looks like a chad in this interview

>he lied about everything.
Yeah I'm sure he did....

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she aged terribly

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actresses should be treated as prostitutes

Goose came onto him

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>literally wears a towel when he's shooting a movie to keep his energy inside him or something

I honestly didn’t believe you but holy shit it’s real. Autist supreme

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/ourguy/

I wish she was 18 for Neon Demon, she would have been naked for sure...

>calls himself the new Friedkin

his career trajectory has some similarities

what's fascinating about this is how much of a disaster it would have been if Elle hadn't rolled with it.

Your chin determines how masculine you look. Think Michael Cera vs Ashton Kutcher. Both are handsome(symmetric) but Cera looks like a basedboy next to Kutcher's warrior jawline.

most directors are on the spectrum.

for one thing, the combination of OCD and insomnia you need to function as a director only really exists in autistics.

Only God Forgives

Goosed

>Favorite movies are Valley of the Dolls (1967), Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970), The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974), The Shining (1980), Escape from New York (1981), Casino (1995), and Eyes Wide Shut (1999).

>He didn't learn to read until he was thirteen.

>Avid toy collector. In particular Japanese robots

He’s on here right now isn’t he?

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He makes all the cunny post

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