What movie most resembles the taste and smell of cheese?

Limiano

Who taste tested?

Cheddar is a British cheese so only we can judge.

comté

gigapleb

How is that ironic?

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simpsons

man i cannot get enough of bleu cheese after trying wings for the first time

Smegma

now i'm not sure anymore, but i thought because it's the first one anyone mentioned, even with an exclamation mark, but also literally the only type of cheese i ever had that i didn't like

I'm weird, am I

Isn't Cheddar Irish? The only Cheddar you can get where i live is marketed as the ultimate Irish cheese

Pepperchads where you at?

Babe, Wallace and Gromit and the Curse of the Wererabbit, Mouse Hunt

brie is not cute

>itt Anglos talk about """""cheese"""""

>he thinks blue cheese dipping sauce even vaguely compares to an actual challenging Stilton

Mature Cheddar
Gouda
Havarti
Red Leicester
Mascarpone
Pepper Jack

Oh, Brie. Subtle.

Grana Padano

Mortdecai. There's a scene Johnny Depp eats one of those rotten cheeses. Really gave me the #mortgiggles

>gow-dah

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for me, it's Brie

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>all that reddit spacing

funny thing , i just ordered some stilton bleu cheese

am I not allowed to say American?

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did you know asian people immediately shit their pants if they have a tiny taste of any dairy? imagine if they tried some cheese.

You don't mature cheese in pine casks? What are you, forestlets?

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you are but its very artificial . Stick with sharp cheddar or gouda my man

Milk and yogurt are worse in that regard. Hard cheese doesn't really have those problems.

it's a misconception that all cheese affects lactose intolerance. hard, aged, cheeses have very little lactose. at worst, they'd fart a bit if they ate a lot. But just having a few pieces of parm or cheddar wouldn't hurt them.

usually in the cheese making process they use bacteria that use the lactose in milk for energy

What are some kinos where you get that cheddar?

This kills the chink.

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That's absolute bullshit, but the idiots here will probably believe you anyway since 95% of them have probably never met an Asian person irl

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I'm from Europe and lived in China for a while. Cheese was among the most expensive import stuff. I'd buy more than pound of brie here for what I spend on a tiny piece there. Chinese people also went crazy for Italian food, especially pasta with "the white sauce".

Saint Nectaire

I have known a lot of Asians and watched a lot of travel docs. Dairy products are rare pretty much anywhere in Asia. Asian Americans are no different. Some of my best friends growing up were Thai, Filipino, Vietnamese. None of them ever ate dairy

red leicester is the cheese of chads

Napoleon Dynamite

The princess bridge seems like a good candidate
It's cliched as all hells, but it makes it work.
It's props and sets are shoddy, yet endearing.
And finally, it ranges from both a more mainstream appeal and that of a cult classic.
the princess bride is no single cheese, it's any cheese you like.

Bumpo

bump for cheese

Sirene you fucking plebs

bleu

The Sneedsons Movie
MILF toe cheese

>Irish
>not British
Pick one, ya numpty

FUCKING CRINGE

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God why are Americans so embarrassing?

They also think the kilt is Irish ffs

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Brie

i was just asking a question you idiots, and i'm not american

Anything raw and unsalted

Manchego

>tfw i dont like brie cheese because of the after taste

>snee-dah

Emmental

Depends what it's being served with. Havarti goes well with salumi. Brie goes with berries or figs. A small wedge of parmisean is perfect next to a plate of pasta. Cheddar goes well with Ritz crackers.

Gotta say I'm a fan of the old ploughman's lunch, a wedge of mature cheddar, a hunk of crusty bread, and some sliced salted pork.

Halloumi, I could eat a whole block if I wanted.

Manchego

I love all cheeses but truthfully haven't really tried a lot. has anyone tried the maggot cheese?

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capt marvel, larson produces some kind of cheese in her toes. imagine the smelle

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Mouse Hunt.

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american

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A grand day out.

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THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT VARIETALS OF CHEESE THIS QUESTION COULD MEAN ANYTHING

>THAT TOM CRUISE MEME RIFF
ABSOLUTE LEL

Actually was invented by an Englishman and sold to the Scottish. I think it just never took off with the Irish but many clans still have a family tartan.

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Roquefort and Provolone, maybe Parmesano

I love Brie!

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I'm fasting and you're literally killing me right now
I eat erymanthian feta with everything

monterrey jack