ITT:The greatest Western of all time

my man

This gun look like you could easily shoot your own hand with it

...
#NotAllGuns?

That's because he isn't bracing correctly. Also it has a flat top rail but no sights so he actually can't aim.

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How the West Was Won

You will not find a more sprawling, epic, generation-spanning emotional film than this one

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I tried to watch El Topo. had to drop it because of how fuckin pretentious and retarded the story was.

For me, it’s lonesome dove

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Kinskis performance elevated this film to godtier statues. If only the cinematography was better then I'd be the GOAT revisionist western.

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Fck you all have shit taste. Watch Wild Bunch and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid right now you fucks.

Best western book by far, show was kinda eh imo

Nothing can beat BT

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Billy the Kid Versus Dracula

Alamo still gets me

once upon a time in the west sucks dick

rio bravo is trash

Blood Meridian is better. The Crossing is also better.

the wild bunch is retarded

yeah you will if you watch fucking the rugrats movie you dumbass faggot. how the west was won was by sucking my dick because that movie is garbage

Absolute snoozefest

best western and best film of all time corbucci BTFOd leone in one fell swoop and proved easily that leone is a man fucking homo who sucks and loves eating semen off toilet seats. best film of all time

Unforgiven is pretty boring and the script is too on the nose

Never read the crossing, liked blood meridian but got a bit too dark at points for my taste. Lonesome dove was just the perfect amount of comfy and heartbreaking. Really one of the best "end of the west" stories out there

this film is 150 years ahead of its time. shame we dont hail it as the top 10 kino ever.

Na tombstone is better

>morgan freeman is BFFs with Clint
>nobody calls him a nigger
unrealistic

any westerns about the beginning of the wild west rather than the inevitable ending?

If Blood Meridian is a little too dark for you, you should really try giving The Border Trilogy a go.

All the Pretty Horses is McCarthy at his most romantic. The Crossing is the second part of the trilogy and is some of the best work he's done. Highly recommended.

Y'all call me a pleb, but nothing beats The good The bad and The ugly

The music in this one is so fantastic. Im glad it came out a billion years ago so people arent playing it everywhere forever and ever.

Agreed.

Any westerns with supernatural elements? Specifically demons and such?

shut the fuck up pocahontas lmao

Im always down for some good westerns, ill put them on my list

Here's some fucking kino for you

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Oh I wish I was in the land of Dixie

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what an asshole

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who cares, it's a legitimate masterpiece. peak leone. outatw is trash tho.

All great movies, but not even the best Eastwood tb h my dudesters

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That’s not Tombstone

It goes without saying that if you read All the Pretty Horses and The Crossing, you should also read the final part of the trilogy, Cities of the Plain.

For other western books, Butcher's Crossing and Warlock are great. If you are in to neo-western movies, Hell or High Water is quite good.

Thx user, what did you think of the other books in the lonesome dove tetrilogy?

Didn't read them. I don't read a lot of westerns in general, more or less only the ones I mentioned.

Fair enough, they weren't that good unless you really liked captain call

fag

gay ass faggot

Literally only retards in this thread besides me and maybe the one guy with good taste who posted the great silence which i doubt any of you goddamn retard niggers/gooks know what that is. high plains drifter is okay and josey wales is great but you guys who posted them are all fag retards (sorry). gunsmoke is the only good tv show ever made and the best film of all time is the great silence. most westerns are pathetic trash much like you, the one reading this post. eat my asshole retard dumbass faggots, you have terrible taste and just like these movies because your father (assuming you are white and knew your father) liked them and possibly exclaimed clint eastwood quotes while raping the fuck out of you and turning you gay. stupid worthless no taste pleb trash all of you. suck me beautiful

it definitely was one of the best final 20-30 minutes in western history. And the prior setup to it made it one hell of a payoff.

But I wouldn't call it the greatest western.

Meme reddit trash desu

The Burrows with Clancy Brown

who was he

Can I confess something here?
>I like Kostners Wyatt Earp over Russell's Tombstone

Great posts. really friend. these are fucking epic!

based and harmonica pilled

/thread

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"can i confess something here? im completely gay and love eating man ass and getting fucked hard by giant nigger dicks"

both those movies suck

literally your iq is below 50. if i had to guess i would say its about 12 or so. like what the fuck. how is someone so stupid even alive?

see above retard dumbass. like holy fuck. how are so many people literally objectively this retarded? blacks? maybe. either way gas them. gonna gas you guys. youre really stupid so im gonna gas you.

honestly, unironically, im gonna gas you too

same

>"can i confess something here? im completely gay and love eating man ass and getting fucked hard by giant nigger dicks"
Have sex
>with a woman

>not one reply

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retarded movie for idiots, dumb ass faggots please die. or if you want to live start having good taste. unlikely lmao

Not even going to give this 9 year old a (you) but I'll def watch this movie now.

No one ever posts the actual best Western. Occasionally though you find an user with enough taste to at least post The Searchers.

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The Searchers is outdated meme Boomer trash.

It's really not, you stupid shit.

It really is Mr Reddit.

This movie is The Searchers for brainlets

The Man who shot Liberty Valance shows lawyers to be the evil scum they are.

I watched this a few weeks ago, I was hoping he'd be harpooning his enemies the whole movie but he only uses it the one time ffs.

How bout some of us post kino scenes in less talked about westerns
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Interesting thought

Agreed. Kinski was awesome in this.

One of the best intros for any character

Butch Cassidy feels too 70s for me. Soundtrack doesn't help

Finally watched it recently. I was wondering what all the fuss was about. I liked the town they created, but the rest is not that great

No u

TGTBATU

correct

>literally wild west Hills have eyes

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based

whats wrong? you dont like Fidani?

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>no wild wild west
Plebs

But thats not a western user, thats a Will Smith action vehicle. He even did the ost

I'm not sure what the greatest is, but it's definitely one of these

I don't care what anyone says it's a fun movie and the effects hold up well. Any movie with a character named Bloodbath McGrath is all right with me.

I like Few dollars more and TGTBTU just about the same. One is better for characters which is works well with the smaller setting. The other one is some Lord of the Rings shit with a grand adventure, top tier vistas and one of the best movie scores of all time.

this

Mclintock? Now THAT was a Western.

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I enjoyed it, but they could cut out the majority of the mid part of the movie and it wouldn't harm the final product. Fun and the gore was over the top but the pacing was shit.

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fuck off reddit

Absolutely based, don't pay any attention to this guy A beautiful, haunting anti-western.

It ended before it started. It was a strange movie.

I would never call it the greatest but I think it's worth a mention when talking western. Have you guys seen this? What did you think?

Also have a scene that established an iconic song.

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The character wasn't originally supposed to be black

can't beat Dollars Trilogy and Once Upon a Time in the West

Fucking great movie.

Why don't they make Westerns any more?

You'd think with how well people received Red Dead Redemption, Hollywood would be all over that.

Tombstone was great

I think it's safe to say Westerns are the GOAT film genre

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"Keep your lovin' brother happy" gives me chills everytime.

>P90

Noob gun

Westerns still happen occasionally, and more often than not they are critically praised. It's just that in many of them don't star cowboys in the 1800s. See No Country for Old Men, Hell or High Water. Also, the first Red Dead Redemption was a long time ago, and all the buzz over the sequel died within a couple of months.

In any case, westerns are more alive than, say, cop films or pure comedies nowadays.

Honestly, no other genre has a better ratio of good to bad (or even mediocre) films within it than the Western.

Craig S Zahler, writer and director of Bone Tomahawk wrote Brigands of Rattleborge. Park Chan Wook is directing it. The script was great.

Okay choice for your first western, now watch more.

>posting on Yea Forums with Cubano spacing
Noob hobby

Then what do you think about this one? Take it youve seen plenty of westerns, saw it on RAI once and it was pretty comfy but it seems everyone hates it

Or even the best of the trilogy... Hint: it’s pic related

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>babby’s first western

Tombstone was mediocre... only Val’s scenes were top tier

>not* even the best of the trilogy

I haven't seen it.

The whole trilogy is fantastic. I have a flight to Japan in a couple days and I plan on watching the whole thing on the way.

Just a poor ripoff.

Why do boomer Dads love this movie?

The Searchers. No question. Took the genre and the Duke himself and turned them both on their head and created something special.

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Yawwwwn omg so boring

While not the greatest western, I've always had a soft spot for High Plains Drifter

Not sure if it's the best as there are so many amazing westerns but the line "He should've armed himself" is pure kino.

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This is the third worst eastwood,

Official Eastwood western power ranking:

>The Good the Bad and the Ugly
>Unforgiven
>For a Few Dollars More
>A Fistful of Dollars
>The Outlaw Josey Wales
>High Plains Drifter
>Pale Rider
>Hang em' High

Haven't seen Joe Kidd.

I should rewatch this. Definitely top tier westernkino.

>no one has mentioned Duck you sucker aka A fistful of dynamite
Plebs

unironically gif related

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For me it’s Tombstone.

I know it might not be as good as others in this thread but me and my pops watched it 100 times together growing up. It’s got a special place in my heart

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>unironically disliking McLintock
Fuck off zoomer, that and True Grit and The Cowboys are pure Wayne kino.

Literally the worst western by a good bit.

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Yea that’s patently untrue you pleb

Abhorrent taste

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Explain the appeal. The plot was so fucking un-interesting. I don't even remember what it was about.

Because you are a small-brained moron.

>ctrl+f For a Few Dollars More
>only 2 matches
Jesus fucking christ.

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>movie about a bunch of anti gun fudds and their whores
>wooden acting
>shit tier cinematography
>forgettable soundtrack
>takes the shootout at O.K corral and makes it boring

good taste user

aside what's ITT reply me your BEST western must watch kino.
have only watched maybe couple, like good bad and the ugly and don't even remember anything from that. so shoot me your best ones.

>wooden acting

Surely you jest

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>no Tombstone
The absolute state of this fucking thread

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For A Few Dollars More is a very close remake of Yojimbo.

It's literally a ripoff of Yojimbo and they got sued for it.

the only good thing about this film is that the left over profits went to funding beyond the black rainbow

No, that was Fistful of Dollars.

For a Few Dollars More was a loose sequel.

What ever happened to Gary Cooper?

He started talking about his feelings

High Plains Drifter is supernatural but doesn't have demons.

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yawn

For A Few Dollars More is better than A Fistful of Dollars. The final shootout is the best in cinematic history.

Most people don't realize just how dangerous submachines are. It take take serious training to not kill yourself with them.

The Mercenary

I disagree, the one in GBU is better - and that is mainly because it is a more refined version of the showdown in FDM, even the music is similar.
But I am and was surprised by how much I liked it, because I found Fistful kinda eh, but FDM really blew me away, it's just a very close second to GBU for me.

Is this post ironic? Am I los¡ng my mind? Why would you even have, or rather, use a website that requieres literacy when you clearly lack it? /r9k/ is THAT way

What is this? That's pretty bloody.

There are 5 (FIVE) posts before yours praising Tombstone. Are you ok, user? You seem confused

The scene where Tuco talks to his brother and its aftermath is so underrated.

Django Unchained. If you haven't seen it, you won't have to.

>Nothing like a good cigar after a meal....

For me, it's The Lonely Man

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High Noon sucks, it's just Gary Cooper getting told to fuck off for 80 minutes and then his wife shoots the guy in the back, terrible movie

He never aims anywhere in the direction the bloodspurts go

I actually liked the 310 to Yuma remake... comfy film

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So many great lines
>hell of a thing killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

I read the comics adaptation. ;)

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In no particular order, the 10 best westerns
>Once Upon a Time in the West
>Unforgiven
>The Good the Bad and the Ugly
>Rio Bravo
>The Assassination of Jesse James
>The Wild Bunch
>High Plains Drifter
>The Searchers
>Butch Cassidy
>The Great Silence

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I really liked it. I wished they showed more restraint during the town shootout and didn't fire 10 000 bullets, but other than that it was great

Aliens and Cowboys.
I think thats what it was called.
Harrison Ford was in it
Wasnt that good though

it was terrible, they treated it like a serious film when it should have been comedic and over the top

now THAT is true kino
youtube.com/watch?v=wZuUoQ37aDw

>tfw no Shane
Come on now, watching it now, it's like a film about the decline of the western genre.

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If someone has any of these among their all time favorite westerns, they're a brainlet and shouldn't be listened to
>Tarantino flick
>Tombstone
>Bone Tomahawk

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True kino coming through.
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Based

If we're counting modern ones, Slow West really should be included.

As plebian as Yea Forums can be, I feel like we're the only ones who truly give this movie the praise it deserves. It's a masterpiece.

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Dude m sorry, I know what you're trying to say but youre not making any sense. This is one of the all time best films. I mean even if there were two different leads you still got Roger Deakins. Have sex

No, you really don't get what I'm trying to say. I'm praising the film and saying I'm glad Yea Forums also praises it. There have been many threads about how good it is. I've never heard anyone even talk about it outside of Yea Forums.

Casey Affleck has never belonged on a movie screen. Him alone ruins it for me.

Hard to argue with this one. All the cliches done right. Other westerns mentioned in the thread try to subvert the cliches in some way but this is as honest and straightforward as it can be. Gold standard.

Gaystern

what about "High Moon"

Based. It's my second favourite but definitely one of the best movies ever made no doubt. Make me tear up.

It raises a question, how many near universally acclaimed films end with a door closing? There's the Searchers, The Godfather, and Blade Runner, but surely there's plenty more I've forgotten.

I love Bone Tomahawk, but primarily as a horror film. Whenever anyone suggests it's one of the best westerns ever I can't help but think the majority of westerns they've seen are from the last 20 years and they have no real knowledge of the genre.

As I've said at least one in this thread, the best Western is Winchester 73. Watch it faggots, you won't regret t.

Always. Also my favourite movie.

Return of the King

brutal but the editing and dubbing were shit

who's the fella owns this shithole?

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Wasn't Pale Rider supposed to be about a ghost cowboy?

James Stewart is pure kino

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pretentious hipster garbage

You're thinking of High Plains Drifter. I always get them confused as well since Pale Rider sounds like a more fitting name.

I fucking hate him in everything but his autistic mannerisms and lack of charisma actually fit the character and plot so it's the one instance I don't mind him

exquisite choice

Never thought of it that way.
Always had a mental block for him from day 1. Going to have to rewatch it now.

I enjoyed the magnificent 7 (1960 version) but dont see it mentioned very much.

Which western is the most /fa/?

My picks are
1. The Great Silence
2. Pale Rider
3. OUATITW

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Pic related is the proto-spaghetti western, with the same amoral, mercenary ethos as the Leone pictures.

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Great silence no doubt. Pure visual kino
Assassination of Jesse James is another one

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calamity jane. you all are wrong

Finally someone mentions it. Amazing movie, watched it with my dad and we both loved it

it took way to long for this to be posted

List of actual greatest western movies of all time:
>Tombstone (1993)
>Silverado (1985)
>Wild Wild West (1999)
>For a Few Dollars More (1965)
>The Big Country (1957)
>Blazing Saddles (1974)
>Duel in the Sun (1949)
this is of course excluding films that are functionally westerns but which are not actually set in the American West (such as The Little Dinosaur, Star Wars, or The Wind and the Lion)

I hate this post so god damn much. If this is a subtle bait then hat's off to you, but if not you should neck yourself

James Coburn in Duck, You Sucker! is /fa/ as fuck and is constantly changing his clothing. I was trying to find some good quality images but everything related to this movie seems to be in 360p.

youtube.com/watch?v=A8B8PloTgyc

Is Jeremiah Johnson technically a western? or is it a northern?

seething

All very good, however...

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step aside for the king

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Have to agree

They may not be the best, but I fucking love the Young Guns movies

>the first Red Dead Redemption was a long time ago, and all the buzz over the sequel died within a couple of months.
cringe

Eastwood ruined Westerns for me desu, I can't watch any Western without him in it, for me he is the living embodiment of the genre.

Nope

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My man. Also mad love for the Schofield Kid's performance. The scene towards the end you can just feel him breaking is so good.

Patrician taste is For a few dollar more
But objectively GBU is better

None of you idiots have mentioned My Darling Clementine yet? Commit collective Seppuku.

It's not subtle you twat.

>1946
not even the actual boomers in this thread were born when that came out

AOJJBTCRF

>Turned my nose up at Westerns in the past
>Find out they're the most kino genre of all only a few years ago

I think it Peckinpah's best film
It's a masterpiece and criminally underrated due to the studio butchering the original cut

I rewatched this a few years ago. So good. So unexpected.

I just watched this again. Incredible film.

try watching the miniseries Centennial. Begins in the late 1700s, ends around 1978.

myyyyy gringo

This is another italian ripping off a jap?

The shootout alone made the film worth it

>The Searchers is outdated meme Boomer trash
That'll be the day.

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can´t disagree. Unforgiven is perfect.

After watching unforgiven I feel all the others Western I watch are unrealistic and to much fantasy.

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>Who's the owner of this shithole.

Saw this one the other day. Pretty interesting and different as far as westerns go. Anyone seen it as well?

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Good soundtrack

Definitely, he guitar riffs were pretty awesome. Wish there was a bit more progression with the soundtrack as it was kind of short or repetitive, but can't complain too much.

FACT:
>if its not a spaggetti western, it aint the GOAT

Ben Foster is pure kino in this

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THEY HIM CALL BOSS, THEY CALL BOSS,
>BOSS NIGGER

he was in a recent western with chris bale
he must really like westerns
hell or high water too even if it's modern

why no love for Rio Bravo?

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