You should be in the crypts user

NECROKING IS COMIN DANNY
GET T'KIDS N T'GRAVEYARD

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I have been on the sidelines watching everything unfold to where we are now. I've survived more battles and sieges than im comfortable with. I fought in the battle of the bastards and promised to protect my wife and child from THIS battle. I am prepared to die for humanity. What i'm not prepared for, is for a wench from a fallen house that pops up out of nowhere to tell me I can't fight for my right to live. I'm going on the battlefield with my northern brothers WHERE I FOOKIN BELONG

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Best part is the people in the crypts are going to die first.
A tunnel runs from the Winterfell crypts to Castle Black. The walkers will infiltrate it from the inside.

>They're the safest place.
>narrator: but they weren't in fact safe

I know better, I've played Skyrim.

>tfw all the night king has to do is yEet 2 more spears to get 2 more dragons and win this war

That’s one long ass tunnel.

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Built by the same people who built the wall.

bet it’s lined with torches as is proper in any fantasy setting

Tyrion and Sam kek.

anti air ice spears are OP

>Who will be in charge of protecting the crypts?

That 7 year old from last episode who wanted to fight.

Can't wait to see him 360 no-scope bran, hit a fat dab, and fortnite dance over his body next episode.

>surround the castle with wights
>slowly grind it down to dust with infinite OP ice spears
NK would do this if he were a true gamer

>tfw Night King resurrects all the legendary Starks from Winterfell crypt

EDO TENSEI

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>and fortnite dance over his body for the whole next episode

cryptpussies gonna get rekt mark my words

> meanwhile, in the crypts

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> imblying Dabid & Dabid have it in their crayons to come up with a beheaded Ned zombie easter egg

This is really so stupid

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Yes and for some reason people can't go to the lowest level of the crypts where the kings from 10 000 years ago lay. In the books it's HEAVILY hinted that if you go down there you'll learn something about Bran the Builder aka the Night's King. That's probably where he wants to go and why we see Arya being chased. She's down there with him.

and? they built a while fucking railroad underground during the Civil War

There were no slaves during the civil war.

In Valyria there are immaculate broad-stones roads that have been there for millennias and don't require any maintenance.

They probably will not include that in the show

>There must always be a Stark in Winterfell.
A living Stark in Winterfell will command an army of their dead should the Long Night come again. That's why there must always be a Stark there.

I want to fight for the living my Lord. I have been training for this my entire life.
If you will have me my Lord.

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My lady, I must ride far south for.. reinforcements. Give my place in the crypts to the sick or injured. Its a sacrifice im willing to take.

Only if I can eat your shit m’lady

>You should be in the crypts user.
>They're the safest place.
Somebody tell this whiteboy to get out of my eyeline *point to black girl and wink*

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This

The hints in the books actually are that the cripts hide the secret to Jon's parents (and possible dragons, either the fire variant or a sleeping ice one).

There's only one safe place you dumb cunt, and that's beyond the wall. You can fight your zombies wwhile i bathe in those hot springs in the cave. Bitch.

Is he just lifting that with his back?

So after both of danys dragons die Jon awakens his ice dragon from beneath the crypts and fucks everyone up? Thanks. I’m gonna bring this up in conversation with people like I just randomly thought of it because I’m so smart

UHNCL BEHNJEN

I bet the dead Starks do come back ... But save the day.

No problem don't forget to be really arrogant about it too and pretend like they're bandwagon fans

>ok
>*fucks every kid thats hidding in crypts with me*

>GRRM rips off the army of the dead from the film version of LOTR
ohNOnOnONononoonO

>winterfell gets rekt
>main heroes escape one way or another (maybe ded ned buys them time)
>they retreat to king's landing with their armies destroyed
>cersei is all smug and takes them prisoner
>night king attacks king's landing
>heroes escape during the battle, some of them escape to sea, jon and dany stay to fight on the dragons
>cersei's forces down the dragons with the ballista, leaving jon and dany stuck in the city
>seeing the King's Landing is overrun by the dead cersei goes all denethor and blows up King's Landing with the wildfire
>jon and dany survive the wildfire because +1 fire resist
>dany gets the iron throne but it's all destroyed like her vision
>jon fucks off to winterfell or something

how is the crypt any safer? If they lose the battle everyone dies anyway, everyone should be out there fighting for their lives

>time jump 2 years
>the north got its ass kicked
>the starks were mostly killed
>dannarieous and sansa become cersies new reeks
>forced to be bred every so often so their young can be traded to the night king for peace.
>the end.

were you watching at the Burlington Bar?

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based and kabuto pilled

Holy shit would they really kill the women like gilly

Are you ready for Theon vs Hodor

Can we appreciate the fact that fatfuck hasn't released 1 new book in the whole run of got? 8 fucking years, long enough for a cute kid to grow up into a goblin and get a sex scene, think of how much time that is.

If gurm wrote 1 page a day, JUST 1 page, it would take a little above 3 years for a 1000 page book. Just 1 page a day, extremely easy, could take 20 minutes of your time or a few hours depending.

wouldn't their dead body all turned to dust?

too much catching up, not enough time.

If they reanimate I'll be pissed. How the fuck would disjointed bones reanimate? They can't move. They have no joints. No connective tissue at all.

Do you not remember the spoopy skeletons that attacked bran and the three eyed raven?

>Who will be in charge of protecting the crypts?

Someone taller

Because it's easier to fight when you aren't trying to save the women and children constantly

Who says there's only disjointed bones there? This is D&D we're talking about here, they can suddenly just shit on the lore and make the dead rise in the crypts if they feel like it's somehow clever.

All someone like Jorah has to say is

>these tunnels go much farther than we thought. The ancient cadavers are rising.

And ready his sword.

And that's that. It's completely possible.

They seem to have been people in a state of decomposition not people from 50 years ago fully decomposed. Also even if you were a necromancer and walked into a graveyard and brought everyone back it'd still be useless 'cause they'd be trapped in a coffin six foot under.

No, it will just not be addressed at all

No, they were wights guarding the entrance to the three eyed ravens cave, waiting fuck knows how long buried there.
They were literally just bones

You give them far too much credit

we're all going to die anyway might as well make it count and take some wights with me

Yep, I thought it too

>Ned comes back despite his bones were never returned
I can see D&D going there tbqh

What did the show reveal was in the crypts? In the books they hype up there is something secretive down there.

Why is he doing that to himself... I don't understand people

B R A V O

Gilly will be in the crypts. Maybe that doesn't mean people there won't die but she will definitely survive. Sam and Gilly (and little sam quite possibly) are the only characters that will sure survive the show, as they represent humanity.

>Oh yea, by the way, this entire time, NK has been after me, Bran. I just didn't say anything for no reason while loosely talk about others so they feel umcomfortable and unsure knowing what I know
Bran is /ourguy/

Gillie represents chicken mcnuggets

More like a damn Big Mac now.

Nobody is going to survive the show. It'll be a NK victory, with the final episode just being tragedy porn with an elaborate death scene for every remaining character. GoT has more fan theories about it than any other show, there's nothing they can concievably do to end it that would truly be surprising; so they're going to just do the most shocking and controversial thing instead.

>implying they didn't fatten her up just for this scene
>trapped in the crypt after they lose
>no food left
>"oi wut abaat that fat wildlin o'er der, she cud feed a fousand ov us"
>all of the women and old people tear her apart and feast on her
>the little scarred girl says "please sir, can I have some more?"
>they eat her as well, for being greedy

I hate how the Starks have become the super-hero good guys in this series.
Even though it makes sense cause it's narrated by Sam.

Yeah for sure.
>oh I thought you said you liked the show and paid attention

...

>Last scene: Dany sitting on the iron throne surrounded by fire
I believe it

>JUST 1 page a day
You're obviously not a writer.

>he actually believes it

zombie Starks will be in the crypt. zombie Holddoor will come after Bran

It wasn’t a literal underground railroad you fool. That was just the nickname for a network of smugglers and safe houses who helped escaped slaves flee to the north.

And then they'll still try to shoe-horn in a sequel if the upcoming prequel does well.

So, the little girl?

kino

how did you actually manage to fall for that bait, you autist

>the plan is to lure the night king to the weirwood which is outside and completely exposed
>he knows bran is there because he always knows where bran is
So what stops him from just using Viserian and engulfing the entire area in blue fire? Or just waiting to his army overruns the defenses and charges in, why would he risk himself for this?

Because flying an undead dragon over a fort full of people armed to the teeth with dragonglass would be idiotic. Dragons are tanks in terms of HP but they're not immortal and shouldn't be thrown into the thick of it like that. If only certain other people had realized that.

We've seen the dragons move at absurdly fast speeds so the odds of him being hit are slim and knowing exactly where bran is means it probably would only take 1 fly by to get him. The risk/reward is pretty good for the night king

>implying there isn't a CIWS from one of the ancient spaceships in Winterfell that Bran knows about

It's suggested corpses and bones in the crypts are protected from reanimation. That's why Starks want to be burred there.

Always lift with your spine!

>ITT: People still think Ned is dead and didn't swap places with the original Jaqen before his execution so he could train Arya in secret

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the entire thing is narrated by Sam? is he telling all this shit to hes incest babby?

Lightbringer is buried under Winterfell. It's the source of the hot springs and why Jon feels something at the heart of the Crypts.

>I thought you were a dead guy!

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What's whit hte avatar tattoos and smelling shit before lifting?