Famous movie quotes that would make sex extremely awkward

> come with me if you wanna live.

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

If I took that off would you die?

THE BOX. YOU OPENED IT. WE CAME.

>"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

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>You're a big guy

For you

Kek

>Look mother, I'm much more flexible now.

Kek

>What will break first, your mind, or your body?

>It's just a flesh wound.

> he's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape

>Bitches leave.

No, Luke. I am your father.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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>Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

They're eating her

And then they're going to eat me

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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>Here's looking at you, kid.
>Show me the money!

>Houston. We have a problem.
>You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
>Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

>I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.

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>My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.

holy kek

Now this is podracing!!

"I demand satisfaction"

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>Use the Force, Luke

What's in the box?

>I am your father

>I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years.

you are one ugly motherfucker

I'm a 27 year old kissless virgin what the fuck do I know

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>i count two guns, nigger

This line

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>30 seconds in and out, 30 seconds in and out

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>Go ahead, skin it
>Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens

>I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

> I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own.

>hey buddy I think you got the wrong door

>Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin around that kind of thing now.

>ITS WORKING!

>AAAUUUGGGHHHHH IM CUMMING AAAAAAAAA ALL MY CUMMIES ARE BEING SUCKED OUT AAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH YOURE DRAINING MY BALLSSSS AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

lets try spinning, that's a good truck

>I fucked Ted

>I'm CIA
>uhh, you don't get to bring friends...

MY STRAW REACHES ACROOOOOOOOOOOSS THE ROOM AND STARTS TO DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE SLUUUURRPP. I DRINK IT UP!

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>Smith and Wesson... and me.

>I am no man.

They got away with alot in de 90s

How about this: You shut your mouth or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.

>you're a big guy
>for you

>These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.

not famous for being in one particular movie but rather in many:

>YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?!

>How do I know if I can trust you?
>You don't.

kek, that could turn a woman on though.

>he... he looked Italian

>I'll try spinning

>If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

>should've aimed to the head

>I have no memory of this place.

holy shit, my sides user, imagine saying this as you eat a chick out.

>fly you fools!

>what's the matter, CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

>i'm surrounded by assholes!

Share the load

>Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.

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>They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!

>congratulations, you've got yourself caughted, so what is the nextest step of your masterplane?

>MEDIOCRE

what movie?
ace ventura?

>WITNESSED

that one's pretty funny, what is it from?

>That is why no one will remember your name.

Fight Club

>So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

Jesus christ

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I HAVE COME

TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLE

What do you think the average iq of this group is

>You are one ugly motherfucker.

You should have gone for the head

"I ain't got time to bleed..."

Ass like a 10 year old boy!

Best itt

>You can be my wingman anytime

You look like a good Joe

BAAARTY CROUCH...JUNNEYOR

Actually said this to my girlfriend once. She was a big girl too.

>ho ho ho han solo

Based
How did she react?

>Nobody puts baby in a corner.

Luckily she had a sense of humour about it.
We'd been together for years, and we used to say it to each other often after we'd finished the dishes or something. So after an orgasm whilst she was still panting and wheezing (she is also asthmatic) the timing was perfect. It just became unbearably funny and she started to basically sufficate. Good times.

Good for you, not all girls are that cool

Let's not blow things out of proportion

For you

kek, got me there bane bro

yeah, too bad she was crazy in every other way. had to clear out of there fast.

A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T V W U X Y Z

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>How uncivilized

>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!

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Give me ten good men and some grappling hooks, I'll impregnate the bitch

>you're dilated more than my son

kek context?

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>Take it, I'm giving it to you!
>DON'T tempt me, Frodo

>Share the load

>Mr. Frodo the eagles are coming

>i feel the need...the need for sneed

>You're it until you're dead, or I find someone better

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>this place is crawling with bugs

>I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realise it's a comedy

>I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board

>Bullshit! Nobody likes the tuna here.

>Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faggot!

>For Frodo
>I am no man

>I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

>Lemma see your war face!
>What?
>You got a war face? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! That's a war face!

>I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.

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Old enough for kisses.

the horror, the horror...

Yousa in BIG DOO DOO dis time!

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OPEN, DAMN IT! OPEN!

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"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark"

>DEH!

Baby wants to fuuuuuuck Hnnnngggggg!

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>2 STINKY DINKY AH AH AH

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>If he dies... He dies.
>This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry
>Yer a wizzurd ‘Arry
>Who’s your daddy... And what does he do?

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>women used to write like this just 10 years ago

>"I don't know about that, old man. The times are changing and soon it will be you whites that we'll come after. I'm tired of this goddamn capitalistic society. Soon we will rise up and rich cocksuckers like you and May will be the first to hang. Now let's stop the car here, will you? We're already at the library. Time is ticking and it's not like some other joe shmoe is gonna bomb the library for us!"

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hint: there were even fewer women on the internet then. and for comparison, right now there are no women on the internet.

(shake head violently)
pee-yoo-sah

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THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME

i need to get a woman just so I can do this. brb beeing myself

YOU WILL NOT LAUGH, YOU WILL NOT CRY

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I did the for you with my gf once
we were fucking and I said "if i pull it off would you die?" while doing the voice and she looked at me and said "really?" and then sigh and said "you're a big guy"
so far the best moment of my life

>stick your dick in
>"ELENDIL!"

>you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece

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she broke up with you in her mind right then and there

In Latin, Jehovah starts with an I.

PREPARE TO RECEIVE THE TRUE LORD

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Like, I am you’re father

It would be extremely painful.

Underrated

>GIVE ME YOUR FACE

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It would be extremely painful

>"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

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>did you know my son cut his dick off and became a "woman"?

>I'M COMING AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME, YOU HEAR!?
>HELL'S COMING WITH ME!