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berric gang bang

Jonbros report the fuck in

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how come they let her fight but not the girl with the bowl?

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because davos is a good person unlike whoever let this little shit fight

>Nightsking takes winterfell
>is climbing up the tower to get bran who is hiding
>gets to the window
>bran is up there, waiting, it's a trap
>punches nightking in the face
>"OWIE WOWIE MY ICEFACE"
>falls down and breaks into icecubes
>bran fucks sansa to celebrate

CAOSH ISNT A PIT CAOSH ISS A you're a big guy

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jon = azor ahai is the most boring, but that's only because there's so much evidence of it and it's so fucking obvious, and everyone wants us to be surprised by the reveal.

I just hope it's done well.

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

>tfw you know full well your guy isn't dying next episode
Feels good
Seethe harder Tyrionshitters

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I've seen a fapfic about Arya failing to assassinate Walder Frey and forced to be his sex slave

Not sure where it is now

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What's going to be the bittersweet ending?

because she's nobility and actually matters

oh who am I kidding, this show discarded its setting a long time ago. Probably just inconsistent writing, because the basedboys and blue hairs who they're writing for would lap that shit up

PLACE YOUR BETS LADS, WHO'S GONNA LIVE AND WHO'S GONNA DIE IN THE WINTERBOWL NEXT WEEK

>people have been saying the first two episodes were shit
>D&D didn't even write them
the real season starts this Sunday.

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WHERE HAS BESSIE GONE? I WANT BESSIE!

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STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

Why are all of you literal incels whining about this but didn't have a conniption when Olly fought for the watch?
>AAHHHHH TOOOOO YOUNNNGGGGGGGG
stop fuckin going on about it jesus

olly is male

>Sapochnik
we are saved.

ONE REALM, ONE GOD, ONE KING!

*Saves Season 7*
*Saves Season 8*
How can one Lannister be so based?

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I don't know if you've ever seen a girl try to fight but it does not end well lmfao

the last episode was a FEELS BOTTLE

Her and her friends were banned from the bar because she was dating the owner but they had a bad breakup

They only told her she could fight so she would behave while they make their preparations. The second the fighting breaks out, she is going to be scooped up and thrown into the crypts with the other children.

Or she's going to kill a white walker in single combat. Whichever D&D think is more realistic.

without book writing the show turned into a soap opera. it was always a soap opera, but with enough interesting material to suspend disbelief. now it is full on soap. there doesn't seem to be the same pacing anymore.

>dany im da king
>impossibru
>yah, is tru luv
>noooo... [anger face]
>uh oh battle begin

bravo dabid

>implying he isn't a Targ

Now you understand Randyll

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Jaime being unapologetic was the best part of the episode honestly

yeah it's fitting that he would direct this episode

Will he break his deal with Cersei to support Jon and Dany? Lot of loyalty for a hired gun.

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>be barristan actor
>be a bookfag and be a fan of barristan
>be excited for all the cool shit you're gonna do
>read the script
>..... what the fuck?
>he gets shivved by sandniggers
>go to D&D and try and argue that this isn't the way to go
>they tell everyone that you doing this made them want to kill Barristan even more
>kill barristan
>everyone thinks it's fucking stupid
BRABO DABID
Selmy is the worst casualty of the show

Source?

he literally said, and I quote, "I'm sorry for what I did to you" to bran
that is the very definition of apologetic

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Fantastic northpost

Bullshit. You're stupid.

He's probably talking about Jaime dabbing on them in the courtroom and saying he'd do it all again

>implying Essos gives a flying fuck about the ice zombies
They're protected by water. They can just wait it out.

KINGSLAYER GET IN HERE

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Nikolaj's acting in this scene was brilliant

>they tell everyone that you doing this made them want to kill Barristan even more
That does sound like something D&D would say.

Golden Company was founded by people who swear allegiance to the targs. I believe specifically Rhaegar. Wouldnt be the weirdest thing to happen in this story

>Gets on a boat in your path

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Oh god, was Barristan's actor seriously a bookfag? I feel so awful for him. That shit death is how they reward one of the few actors that bothered to actually do background research for his role.

this storytelling device has been used throughout the series and it's gay

For trying to tell such a "logical" story, this is the most weasel trope that gets DD out of a scene arbitrarily. If it's a tense moment then fucking let the characters resolve it instead of just cutting to another scene.

Just more proof that D&D are literal children and they only got the show because GRRM was amazed that they knew that R+L=J despite people figuring that shit out in like 2000 and it being all over the internet.

I'd actually watch a show about Robert's Rebellion. Too bad they're going to do some onions-infused spinoff, as if their own writing was worth a damn without source material to build on.

>DUDE THE OCEAN CANT FREEZE
if it snowed hard enough an iceberg bridge could ve created

>I believe specifically Rhaegar
no, they were founded by the blackfyres... they literally hate targs.

Isn't Barristan one of the main characters now in the books?

Post it if you find it, im down for freaky old man sex.

I'm sure GRRM knew people had worked out R+L=J, he just asked the question to check whether D&D were really fans or not.

why would the NK take all that effort to freeze the ocean so he can just walk his army across it on foot when he can just take all the boats of the people he's killed and sail across quicker?

how do you invent a fandom that is extremely resistant to female infiltration? inb4 pic related

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I dont trust a man without eyebrows. I hope the Mountain kills them all

Meant the courtroom yeah

Fuck off incel.

Expand DABID

Robert's Rebellion, the Dance of Dragons, Aegon's conquest, and the Blackfyre Rebellions would be great if done well. And if somehow they got a shitload of money they could the Valyrians just wrecking shit with hundreds of dragons.

youtube.com/watch?v=TfvVluNxujc&t=1h13m10s
>they tell everyone that you doing this made them want to kill Barristan even more
>it's actually fucking true
Fuck Dabid.

the books started to establish that wights could travel in the water
>At hardhome with six ships. Wild seas. Blackbird lost with all hands, two Lyseni ships driven aground on Skane, Talon taking water. Very bad here. Wildlings eating their own dead. Dead things in the woods. Braavosi captains will only take women, children on their ships. Witch women call us slavers. Attempt to take Storm Crow defeated, six crew dead, many wildlings. Eight ravens left. Dead things in the water. Send help by land, seas wracked by storms. From Talon, by hand of Maester Harmune
and Essos has their own legends of something akin to the Long Night, so they're not by any means protected

The show isn't the books anymore.

If she uses a bow (like Olly did) I'm ok with it, if she actually fights for real, my eyes will roll out of my head.

that's so fucking smug. jesus christ how arrogant can you be.

name a better moment in nu-got
youtube.com/watch?v=BcVR_gweCfQ

I can't. This was genuinely kino.

Also its great that Bronn saved him. Realismfags can fuck off with the "armour should've drowned him" stuff

Yeah, but I think it's nonsense so they don't have to explore dangers elsewhere and can handwave shit like "oh we can just go hide on an island til it's over"

it seems like the only way it could pay off is if the empowered female characters die and they've already played that card 4 times with the Sneks. They would acquire a reputation for being anti-female. Besides, GRRM already pretty much spoiled that Arya survives with his reckless comment about his wife divorcing him if she died. If Arya dies, i'd be happy, but it would mean that GRRM's comment was misdirection, which is literally cheating since it was done off the page IRL by the author himself. I suspect Danny is going to die and Brienne seems like an obvious death at the point, but Sansa and Arya will probably live.

I hate D&D and respect the man being a fan. totally understand the disappointment, but this kind of shit must annoy the fuck out of directors and producers.

Post your ideal King and his small council

Master of Ships: Ser Davos
Master of Coin: Bronne
Master of Whisperers: Arya
Master of War: Ghost
Master of Laws: Ser Jaime
Grand Maester: Little Sam
Lord Commander of King's Guard: Rick
Right Hand of the King: Bran
First of His Name: Hot Pie

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All of last episode was genuinely kino desu, apart from like one or two dumb moments. Shit like that is why I got hooked on the show in the first place. Not the big CGI battles, the characters and their relationships with one another. Shit was great, and it all felt in character for everyone. it was like the last hurrah before everything goes to shit next week.

Reminder that this exists
a show that built its reputation on being a strictly adult content with sex, gore, political themes and unfiltered language is now suitable to advertise Sesame Street to children

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Unlike Randyl, Arnold is a genuine good guy who supports both his sons, no matter what they look like.
Is one of them a lazy fat fuck who needs to get his life sorted out? Yes. But he's still a human being with the capacity to change.

Gr8 b8 m8

Kill the Targs

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>not knowing that beneath the gold, the bitter steel

The first two episodes are pretty slow and pointless, but if next ep they lose the battle for winterfell there's some serious narrative potential. The characters scattered into unlikely groups, fleeing through the different kingdoms as the dead march through behind them bringing the Long Night that we've been dreading for so long. And there'd be genuine stakes - I mean who the fuck would even be left to fight the night king?

Could've been fucking kino. Instead we get 3 episodes, which will probably just be more shitty dialogue and quips after Arya kills the night king in ep3.

Star Wars did it better (more diversity)

Genuinely brilliant moment. The brave knight charging down the the dragon queen. Like something from a fairytale.

None of those are getting touched by HBO anytime soon. They are intentionally exploring unknown events and locations like The Long Night to give the writers as much freedom as possible to manage the exec's dictates on budget, diversity, and predictive programming. GRRM will consult, of course, but they'll be free from canon for most of what actually happens on the show

IMAGINE the fucking smell

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If anyone still isn't fully onboard the Jaime train after this they have no fucking soul

fucking hell. i guess that's their way of appealing to the crowd of new parents who've watched GoT throughout the years in order to get them to make their kids watch sesame street

>but this kind of shit must annoy the fuck out of directors and producers.
So? It's his job. If you get fired from a job, no shit you're going to argue back. Especially when you think you shouldn't be fired from said job.

>budget, diversity, and predictive programming
i.e. the spinoffs will be complete dogshit? gotcha

see

>diversity
Kek okay
the north will be full of black people during the long night

>but this kind of shit must annoy the fuck out of directors and producers.
if you do this shit you're a bad boss. If I was going to fire one of my employees, and he wrote a letter giving legitimate useful tasks he could fulfill for me I wouldn't get pissed off about it. How fucking arrogant can you be

>youre not an incel are you? i need to know that youre a high status male who can get girls before i sleep with you.

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Can someone tell me: why in the name of god do they force her to have that *shithouse* haircut? She actually is cute in pictures off set, but the costuming is really fucking her over. Is being ugly empowering or something?

Would be disappointing to see the knight king defeated in the first full scale battle he fights. I'm hoping he wins but knowing how little time is left, he's probably going to be dead by the end of episode 3 and never mentioned again.

Doran's actress hated it too
So did Loras (for making him a flaming faggot instead of actual character)

No one on Yea Forums likes Tyrion, fucking retard.

>cute in pictures offset

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I used to, but he peaked in season 4 and he's been sleepwalking through the series ever since. Dinklage is fantastic but he just doesn't have good material to work with anymore.

IGNITE THE FLAME

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God tier voice on this man desu

SMOKING SEXY STYLE

This sequence made me cringe hard when it first aired. I hate that stupid nonsensical save at last minute bullshit. It's normies bait at its finest.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME

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So we can see her get gangbanged by a horde of zombies.

There is none because he's wrong.
Both of her friends still attend and, moreover, are in a group of 3 that do episode-recaps with the bar's owner.

last shot of the show is stannis being raised by rhllor to lead an army for fire wights against kings landing

Azor Jaime

THE WIGHTS GO INTO THE FUCKING WATER AND RETRIEVE THE DRAGON THEY'RE LIKE LAND OF THE DEAD ZOMBIES FUCK

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>have a shows writing go off a fucking cliff after they run out of source material
>decide to make a spin off show with almost no source material
kek what are the odds it won’t be complete shit?

You are a soiboi

Would you like a pie, your grace?

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agreed. season 5 was just terrible

What was his fucking problem?

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Was that the one that leaked? I remember it being so shit that I would wait months between watching episodes.

he was redpilled too early on in the show's run

Actors are flaky people as a general rule for a variety of reasons. I hate these hack Jew fucks as much as the next faggot, but I can sympathize with them on dealing with a neurotic person hired because they have a specific set of skills or attributes, then finding yourself having to pander to them beyond the appointed "star treatment" (which is extensive). Sean Young trying to land the role as Catwoman and basically stalking Tim Burton comes to mind.

I get actors needing to understand the motivation and some of the context and I can understand them even giving input to directors in certain circumstances, but when you begin to let inmates run the asylum you're screwed. If they had to explain the character's arc to the actor in full, do you realize how many movies and shows would be spoiled? These pampered drama club fucks would sink every production. Most of them are incredibly vapid people. Keeping your pimp hand strong is the only safe option.

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Constant betrayal and a life spent on the run from assassins

his sister fucking betrayed him when it was just banter

if arya kills the night king i swear to god

he was arrogant and entitled and he let it get the best of him

Not sucking my dick.

She won't
She'll kill the mountain though saving the hounds life during CLEGANEBOWL

looking back, it really was just a bit of banter. Dany has an awful habit of sperging out and having people murdered over things they don't need to be murdered for

that's fucking worse. I really hope they kill her already she's so pointless and lame

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCEL

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what is the point of the night king
why is he this show's final boss
I honestly can't see the thematic purpose beyond them just wanting a big bad

>saving
he dies. the show is beyond saving

>strong wymn area steals hound's cleganebowl

absolute retardation. Pastebin to the other spoilers here:

pastebin.com/FeCaa0fC

sorry im late your grace, i was just fucking your wife. what can i do for you?

cold man bad

>tfw zombie hodor is going to hold the winterfell door open to let his zombiebros in

I’m hoping she tries her bullshit assassin crap on the NK and it initially looks like it’s going to succeed only for the NK to brutally disembowel her and laugh.

>stannis = targ
>Jon = targ
> Tyrion = targ
> Robert = targ
> night king = targ
>Jamie = targ
ENOUGH

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No fucking way thats going to happen. Homie took an axe to the chest and only leaked out some puss. That little cunt would get her sword stuck and then get her head crushed.

zombies lol

The things I do for love

Jon is a Stark and a Dayne tho

That's from the leak that also got episode 1 and 2 wrong
Also you just know it will play out like this
>Sandor on the losing end of Cleganebowl
>Gets knocked down
>Mountain prepares overhead swing, Camera focuses on him
>Suddenly Needle pierces his throat from behind, killing him instantly by throat puncture or some shit
>Arya steps out from behind him looking smug as fuck
>"You owe a girl a life"
>Slowly walks away to chants of YAAAAS QUEEN from the burlington bar

reminder next episode is the biggest battle filmed to date and twice as long as the battle of the bastards

and it'll be twice as shit

What do you expect of Bobby G and Stannis coming resurrection thanks to Melisandre anons?

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>all_according_to_plan.png

Fuck off you retard

Based Bobby B posters

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>has 163 men crucified in your path
h-haha..... yeah.... y-yass kween......

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lal

It's Martin plot device if he ever writes himself in the corner and kind of ruins the whole dynamic of people betraying themselves, epic reveals etc when there's a bigger threat approaching so obviously they come together in the end to stop the greater evil bla bla

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This is why dragon demands is the Hero we need

I would absolutely go berserk if they did that. Seriously, id wright my own series of books just top lift this little girl into a similer position only to have her get gang raped to death.

oh boy i can't wait for a low-quality Helms Deep copy/paste!

>WE WUZ THE FIRST MEN

i'll never understand why d&d removed jaime telling tyrion the truth about tysha

And it will take place completely during the night and have shit lighting so you can't even see what the fuck's going on

>only Renly needed to be photoshopped to look impressive

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Where the fuck is Melly to tell Jon to stab Dany?

But the night king isn’t in the books

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I thought all of these remaining episodes were supposed to be 2 hours long?

I am so fucking ready for more undistilled Sapochnik kino

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reminder she is the second worst war criminal in westeros behind ramsey bolton

Episodes 3, 4, 5, and 6 are all around 80 minutes.
Episodes 1 and 2 were always stated to be under an hour.

Bobby...easy on the boars

They decided to go with 2 hour long episodes that could’ve easily been condensed down to 15 minutes total.

>Kills all the great masters, even though many of them were decent and kind and treated their servants well
>Burns prisoners of war alive
>Brings over hordes of rapers and savages who would absolutely destroy the smallfolk
>First thought when told that her lover is also her last living familymember is BUT MUH THRONE
>Literally always acts like a spoiled little child
>Somehow this is the face of powerful feminism in the show

DABID
GENIUS

test

>exposes himself for not having watched the show
Bravo

he's been the show's point since the first scene of the show

Turns out the andals were the white colonizers

>locks you in a vault to starve to death
WORK IT KWEEN

its powerful because shes doing what men do and by default women are oppressed therefore what she does is a big fuck you to the patriarchy (and thats a good thing).

Why don't they lay a bunch of wildfire traps around Winterfell and incinerate a large chunk of the Night Kings army before they even get close?

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i firmly believed she was only there to fetch her spear until he reveals he's rob's bastard

Anyone saved user's greentext of Jaime becoming Azor Ahai?

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>he peaked in season 4 and he's been sleepwalking through the series ever since
He's serves as a good analogy for the series as a whole then.

youtu.be/TfvVluNxujc?t=4391

He hasn't actually. His plot line, assuming this is all there is to it, is completely tonally dissonant from anything else in the show. The first scene has the spooky ice men, and then the remaining 10 hours of that season are political intrigue with characters of varying levels of grey morality stabbing each other in the back and playing each other. One or two scenes a season about the WW does not make them "the show's point all along" and justify turning the show into Ice Walking Dead.

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>The Terminator's son is a fat incel
I would cry on his behalf

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>hey Cersei can we have some wildfire
>no

wildfire is only in Kangz Landing and Cersei won't support the north
even when she did, i doubt that Wildfire would make all the way to the north. it's very unsafe

AZOR BERIC

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>all those disgusting pedophiles
Ew
How can you actually enjoy seeing a girl that looks like she's 12 naked

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reminder azor ahai is not going to end up being of any significance whatsoever

The level of onions

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>Only kingslanding can produce wildfire
>Durr

What was Beric's overall purpose in the show? As far as i could tell, he only spouted his red god shit same as melly, and i guess supported the hound. What possible dramatic payoff could he have before his death?

coming from a family line prone to insanity, having everything taken from you at young age, being forced to have a life on the run from constant assassins

Well... Yeah. Only the pyromancers in King's Landing know how to produce wildfire.

I'm sure you're such an alpha specimen.

Doesn't Bran know everything now though?

Can't he just wikipedia the recipe?

yet all the shit that's happened in the show is neither here nor there

>WE WUZ
You jest, but we're very likely to get Wakanda: Medieval Edition: The Series and that show is very likely to subvert The Westerosi with a lot of we wuz

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Episode 3: Brienne charges and is killed immediately by a wight with a mace. Podrick witnesses it, runs to her mutilated body, kisses her on the cheek and then takes an arrow in the shin and retreats. Left flank is completely wiped out, one of ground soldiers convinces Jaime to fall back. Jon and Dany fly far away north to have sex and don't come back for the rest of the episode. Tormund, Beric die off screen. Tyrion rides south with Davos, the come across Melisandre. Davos tries to attack Melisandre, but is killed in the attempt by her Essosian body guards. Melisandre apparently was on her way to Winterfell and aid Jon Snow. Tyrion continued on riding south to Kings Landing. That's where he is confronted by Euron and the Golden Company.

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>NK knows how to sail a boat

lel you people are fucking retarded.

Being a fucking badass desu

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name alchemists of the north who can with their limited resources.

>hey Sam we need wildfire right now. We have no maesters here who can make it. So you're gonna need to run off to the citadel to find out the secret, and take the undefined, possibly very long time it takes to create wildfire, and then cart it back here- make sure you don't explode!
>we need it for tomorrow btw lol

>Tormund, Jorah, Royce, Dondarion, Grey Worm and Ed will die in the Batlle of Winterfell.

does that confirm these fucking leaks? literally all of them had a forced "goodbye" scene in the lasty episode.

also, look point #8. Bran literally said "I am not Bran anymore"

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Since they pretty much scrapped the BWB and removed his main purpose of setting up LHS, nothing. He's there to be another casualty to fulfill the death quota and make viewers sad when he dies next week.

Touched a nerve?

>Jon and Dany fly far away north to have sex and don't come back for the rest of the episode
Kek'd audibly, good job

Only the alchemists know the secret to making it and they're all in KL. Remember it's not napalm, but fucking magical napalm.

his purpose was to introduce resurrection so it doesn't seem out of left field when Jon gets brought back

Leaks are fake.

Is it gay if I'm attracted to Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

>What was Beric's purpose?

I think you'll find, it's yet to be revealed user

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How to explain every plot hole in GoT
>Durrr magic

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I think George said it was based on Greek Fire.

he's really handsome and his wife is gross and named kakka... shame

I can just smell the ham

Remember when the crown was deep in the shit for having no money and not paying it's debts? Remember when they established that like 8 seasons ago in the third episode of the entire show?

between him and Arya who is the bigger Mary Sue right now?

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funniest post I've read all day, imagine not being able to accept that for all the things he can do, he can't manage to sail a ship

John doesn't have any Andal ancestors that Dany doesn't have. The Norf is First Men

Azor Hallyne

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anyone have this pic of bronn with the subtitles that says laughs

he's the only interesting character on the show.

>"OMG YAAAAS SLAY QUEEN, #TEAMDANY"
>"I TOOK A BUZZFEED QUIZ, AND IT SAID I'M A STARK, HAHA"
>"I WEAR MERCH BECAUSE I ENJOY BEING A WALKING ADVERTISEMENT"
>"MY PUSSY SMELLS LIKE CLAMS"

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>Implying anything logical makes sense

Bronn: shoots a dragon with a piece of heavy artillery that briefly wounds a dragon
Arya: throws a pole at a dragon with so much force it is killed
you tell me

Despite the complete tactical and strategical mess the Battle of the Bastards was, Sapochnik does shoot them fucking nice
Jon getting Cannae'd did start to feel claustrophobic

Reminder the actor narrated the audiobooks and was first choice for Pycelle, but had to decline due to his failing health.

Why the fuck would a mercenary go fight for the North? They're dirt poor

Why is it always the tumblrhaired fatwagon normies at the front and center?

full retard

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They had to kill off Barristan to make way for grey worm and misandry's cold boring lifeless romance

myranda was so fucking cute

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until her clothes came off, then she became horrifying

They like attention.

>Royce

Who gives a flying fuck, the knights of the vale have been ghosts since the battle of the bastards, I completely forgot they existed until that fat pompus prick showed up last episode.

Tfw no sex-crazed petite masochist gf.

>lets lock all the kids in the crypts. Surely the necromancing wizard cant harm them in there

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THE BOAR'S PREGNANT NED

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>That whore neckline

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Jamie, The Hound, and boner inducing red woman are the only reasons I still watch this shit show. And they are all going to die and have shit endings.

>literal bones and older generations that have probably turned to a powder can break through crypts
bravo

You're forgetting, they sent bowlfu into the crypts to defend them

you just know dabid is gonna do that

He's not, that honor goes to Cersei.

>Daenerys will be killed by Jon

I have read so many "spoilers" that i honestly don't know what to believe. the one that's honestly been lining up with whats been happening is the one with Dany dying in childbirth and the NK bites the dust around ep 4-5 and the rest of the season is civil war

Oh really, that's pretty neat
Always love the reaction of his to the wildfire in the Blackwater
Everything is blinded, or scared and he's just enjoying the flames and smiling

bones will only decompose if left out in the open, inside these tombs whole skeletons will preserves pretty well
that's the whole point

LEAKED EPISODE 3
LEAKED EPISODE 3
LEAKED EPISODE 3
LEAKED EPISODE 3

here's the link

Thanks, downloaded.

Don't Northerns cremate their lords anyway?

She looks like a ukrainian porn actress

What did he mean by this

queer

actually good quality, also can't believe the madmen actually resurrected stannis.

A night king just flew over my house!

>Beric falls from his horse and is trampled, dying instantly
>The battle seems all but lost. Jorah, Ed, Grey Worm, Tormund have all died
>Arya and Brienne are seriously injured
>Theon the cockless wonder reverts back into his cowardly self and hides behind Brans wheelchair
>Jamie is deperately trying to save Brienne
>Jon and Dany are in a final stand with the Hound and Ser Davos
>All of a sudden, smoke appears on the horizion
>The red priestesses of Volantis have arrived to the battle
>Among the fray, Jon notices a single flame
>Based Beric has been resurrected
>He turns towards the NK and scoffs
>"Hmph, nothing personal kid"
>He runs towards him, flaming sword in hand
>"Oh my god! It's Azor Beric!"
>"He leaps into the air and plunges the flaming sword into the NK's chest"
>"Everyone cheers, BASED DONDARRION"
>Cuts to two years later
>A child is born
>It's Arya's
>Gendry says "I think we should call it Stannis"
>Arya agrees

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Sneed ;)

also leaves meereen which will become like astapor

u sound like a tard who can't into subtext or even blatant fucking scenes

So we're gonna get Scary Movie 2?

My got that sex scene was so disgusting.Literally zero sexual chemistry.
Did normies really liked it?

Absolutely stellar post

based

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A=NK?

please enlighten me on the deep subtext behind the walking dead on ice

can't believe Brienne actually spared Stannis and he led a heroic charge against the wights

what are the chances E3 will leak for real, im sure last season E4 leaked 3-4 days early. Will pajeets pull through again?

I know D&D has been pushing the balls references a lot lately, but did they really have to make it the night king's first line?

There is absolutely no way they kill Dany right
Normies would be screaming about misogyny for years

I can see it so clearly
>they're all in the crypts looking frightenedly at the entrance
>behind them the tomb lids are all slowly moving off
>bodies that are hundreds of years old are somehow still only in the decomposition stage of their flesh rotting off
AAHHHH IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU DABID

Cersei paid with all the shit they plundered from Tyrells. Of all the plotlines that make no sense or got abandoned in nu GoT you decided to nitpick the one that did got resolved

Flat girls are the best I want to cuddle her and suck on her tiny tits AHHHHHHHHHHH

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WHAT THE FUCK happened to Gilly?

She was literally my waifu now she looks awful.

WHO let this happen!?

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kino

literal dream girl

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KHALEESI!

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I feel like one of them has to die because of jenny's song but I don't see them killing jon after making dany MUH THRONe

Was that last episode?

>What happend to Gilly?
Shes eating all the SOUP!

I might even pay for HBO for a year if that happens.

>arya is 18 in s8 despite being a kid in s1
>gillys kid was born in s3 and is still a toddler in s8
really makes you think

You know my name

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Why is everyone expecting Daenerys to suck his dick 10 seconds after she finds out her whole life has been a lie?
Jon can be brooding all episode but she can't?

Azor Jorah! Poor Dany.

have sex

>THE RATIONS SAM, GIVE THEM TO ME

literally who is even

Sansa figured out the best way to store food was as fat. They're going to eat Gilly when the corn runs out

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GO FETCH ME THE GILLY STRETCHER

Because an appropriate reaction to being told by your boyfriend that he's also your last living relative is
>Oh shit we commited incst
>Oh shit, I thought my entire family was dead
>Oh shit, how do you feel about knowing you weren't actually a bastard
>Oh shit how will the others react to knowing DA KING IN DA NORF is actually a targ
instead she did what Dany always does, stomp her foot and demand her throne because of her birthright
There was this one exchange between her and Jorah, I forgot when where he basically told her that the only reason Targs had the throne was because they took it with sheer might.
You'd think she'd actually remember that the world doesn't owe her shit and she has to fight for it.

bong genes

Mad Queen confirmed

Can someone explain to me what did Sansa do that normies think she's a genius now?

How come Jaime is suddenly as tall as Brienne?

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She's less annoying than Dany

I think even the normies are growing tired of Dany's bullshit

>Imagining a woman to have any concern for a man to the extent of assessing his emotional reaction of not being a bastard.
Are you high?

STRANG WOMAHN!

>Why is everyone expecting
?

Will Balon make a return?

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t. kissless virgin

Other characters said that Sansa is a genius so she's a genius now.

>All women and shrieking harpies
I pity you and your shitty life experiences

>the virgin whiteoid
>the chad spic
everytime

Are you? I'm sorry to hear that son, you'll get them girls one day, I believe in you.

She was shocked.
Also,she thinks she's barren so she'll probably tell him to be with someone else to continue the targ line.
We could have gotten a proper reaction if it wasn't for Darth Maul coming at a very convenient time

Could we just pretend that the series was cancelled after season 4?

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the actors are around the same height in rl

youtu.be/oKMVZCx4Wm0?t=88
yikes

she outsmarted CIA

Yes, his body floated all the way to north of the wall. Wight Balon is confirmed in ep. 3.

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she's going to try and kill him, dragons will betray her for him.

The problem is with what her very first instinct was.
It wasn't caring about Jon or her people, or her family, it was all about herself, again, like always.
A good ruler puts his people first.

leather under armor, dude!

What is dead may never die

So fucking awkward. Traditional media really is dead.

Because Bran told her.The actor who plays him said there is a deleted scene where Sansa asks him about Arya and before that she really thinks she's going to kill her
Dabid has a hard on for her and makes everyone else stupid.

How did they manage to make Daenerys more annoying than Sansa?I can't stand that bitch thinking she's all that.
I only liked her because of Jon but now she's turning on him as well

It's just pure cringe, if CIA is truly dead the D&D are fucking terrible writers.

>first 5 minutes of the last season
>balls joke

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Babby needs to be spoonfed. It's Game of Thrones, buddy. They're laying it at your feet and you still can't seem to pick it up.

But why would Bran help them kill someone who could potentially make even a small difference in the fight against the army of the dead? He said himself in the latest episode he didn't tell them about Jaime for that reason, and said he isn't "Bran" anymore. So if he's not Bran, why does he care about helping Sansa and Arya out?

He is and they are.

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How could LF possibly help anything?

probably serve as a human shield

DABID

Jaime can fight and dispute everything he's done he's just likable.
Also they probably wanted Sansa to have a YAS QUEEN moment,never mind it was Arya who killed him

Because he's Azor Ahai.

lmao just turn your head off and enjoy the show :DDDDDD

I thought he used his faceless coin to fake his death.

NEW THREAD

God, Sansa was actually a decent actress back here. What happened? Everyone has become so fucking flat in their performances. Like, there's an army of dead people outside her castle and she and everyone she loves may very well be on the verge of dying, but she's giving less emotion than back when she was worried about not getting to marry Joffrey.

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Sorry user, you are wrong

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i like how he thinks hes made him retarded too.

She looks like the next blacked girl

>Sandor pulls off his face to reveal Daario
>We are now even

Except all the gold they plundered from the Tyrells was destroyed by Daenyres.