/got/ - Game of Thrones previous Alternate Universe edition
What would characters be doing in alternate universes?
/got/ - Game of Thrones previous Alternate Universe edition
What would characters be doing in alternate universes?
stannislav
azor stannis
For the show:
>we will never see the merfolk/deep ones
>we will never understand why valyria fell
>we will never have an understanding of stoneskin
>we will never see the magical properties of storm's end
>we will never see euron's valyrian steel armor
>we will never see the horn
>we will never see krakens and other monstrous sea creatures
and worst of all
>we will never see stannis again
>>we will never see stannis again
you shut your whore mouth
Why don't they ask Bran more questions?
Why do they believe anything Bran says in the first place?
Cause everything is supposed to happen the way it should or something Three Eyed Raven something.
Rhaenyra has an army.
We'll have spin offs
KINGSLAYER!
stannislaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhh...
aaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhzor stannis
>Night King kills everyone
>sits on the throne
>zombie Drogon Viserion and Rhaegal flying over Kings Landing
>cut to Bravos, house of black and white
>Littlefinger sitting on the stairs
>"That truly was *winks* a game of thrones"
Daenerys "Stormborn" Targaryen, Breaker of _________
lmao and then davos was like i think i will have a drink lmaooooo
all she needs is an umbrella
ella
ella
Why does anyone ask Bran anything?
He's a cripple.
What will he do in the battle, stare at the enemy creepy?
He probably only said that stupid shit Sam bought wholesale in that shitty war planning scene because he knows everyone is going to die and he wants to mindfap to his sister's rape by the weirwood in peace before they all die.
He probably knew Theon would offer to guard him to emphasize his climax masturbation during the Sansa rape too.
manlets
BASEF
Was there any of Arya's nipple?
Sam's speech at the end was so cringy and out of pace. Geez.
No Skagos or mountain clans either. We might not even get to see the magical properties of Winterfell's crypt... it's all a disaster.
THEY GONNA FUCK OR WHAT IM GETTING REAL TIRED OF THIS SHIT
>during the battle her sword lights on fire revealing her to be azor ahai the princess that was promised
>she proceeds to wreck the night kings shit up
how do you react?
When did the show start pandering to reddit?
NOT SO FAST
Davos is curaaazy
what battles has the bastard of bolton won that i should fear him?
"when in the Seven Hells did this show become Sailor Moon?"
>If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention
What will the final episode be titled? A Dream of Spring or A Song of Ice and Fire?
radmure posters form up, cold waves are rising and we're gonna ride them
The End.
fucking christ that OP pic is disgusting
yes yes yes FUCK TRADITION
WABBA LABBA DUB DUB!
"A womans world"
Are we really supposed to believe a small girl can stand a chance in this battle and not be ripped apart by the undead immediately?
it's so awful that it could be real
the crypt will def have the three swordless lads ressurect as white walkers (and not as wights), as I explained on the previous thread
Episode 4
>Winterfell is lost.
>Everyone but Jon and Bran is dead
>In desperation Jon flies Bran to the Eyrie
>Night King catches up to them at the Eyrie on the undead dragon
>About to kill Jon and Bran
>Dragon glass arrow goes through his eye and he shatters
>Cut to Robin
>"Heh I guess the practice paid off"
b-but muh claim
A Summer Dream of A Song of a Game of Ice and Fire Thrones.
t. whiteboi with a confused boner
She'd be a negative in battle, that's for sure.
She can't even hold a sword and her guards, instead of focusing on the fight, would have to always keep an eye on her
Have sex
Jaime's metal hand isn't made of valyrian steel right? him pulling a OPM vs NK would be funny
Did Melisandre experience racism?
i'll ironically YAAAAS QUEEEN in front of my family
i hate how they mix infantry and cavalry and divides the lads up but doesn't even quinKEKs them
just fuck my shit up
Would you want another GoT adaptation but properly adapted if the fat man ever finishes the books?
no i want this nightmare to be over
Yeah, but the best part was when she spread he butt cheeks and BRRAPPed as the camera fast zoomed.
i'm not white, and no I don't have a fetish for black men like you faggots
Merfolk deep ones are the others I think. Basically the entire under the sea thing is symbolic of in the trees. Grey king had a weirwood staff and crown not driftwood. Also the krakenhall is a weirwood boat turned upside down.
Valyria fell because the valyria exploited the 14 volcano's they lived among to the point that they only remained stable because of magic. The faceless men killed everyone who could stabilize them at the same time. The result was that all of the volcanos went at once and still remain active plus boosted by magic in them.
Stone skin is some kind of reference to the long night. There are symbols or iron giants and thing and I wonder if someone wont magically turn it into armor. Maybe it is how you become a free wight.
Storms end is only defensive we see this when melly has to pass beneath it to work magic.
No we wont see real euron either. But this armor is another symbol I think is linked to stoneskin.
No the horn is dropped.
I wonder if well get kraken in the books. Maybe if euron spills enough blood in his sacrifice hell come.
Good thing we wont see Stannis do you want them to ruin his charecter more?
Favourite looking location featured in the show? Mine is probably Braavos
i'll be honest, seasons 1-4 are pretty kino tier. shit drops off 5-7 when they jump from the books naturally, but given the fact they knew that they'd have to write their own shit eventually it's not terrible. it's not great, at best mediocre, but honestly this adaptation was good enough. if it ends with jaime azor ahai it'll go up to a great adaptation in my books.
She'll probably die to so that redditors can talk about how epic and TWISTED this show is that they would kill fan favorite comedic relief characters the same way they immediately killed the Umber kid lord
I thought the fall of Stannis has been the best thing this show has ever done. The way they portrayed the utter hopelessness of his army, disguised by his constant sense of duty, really captured the essence of his character.
Reminder:
>Podrick dies saving Brienne or Tyrion
>Davos dies protecting the burnt-face little girl in the catacombs
>Jorah dies saving Sam for le P O T T E R Y
>Theon dies protecting Bran. Beforehand he shares a moment with Sansa, where she officially names him a Stark
>Gendry's gone after making Bobby B proud and giving Arya a kid
>Greyworm dies protecting his waifu, just as he'd want
>Beric dies in battle and gives the flaming sword to whoever will be Azor Ameme
>Tormund dies, nothing poetic, guess he kills a giant or some shit I dunno
>Edd dies, leaving only Sam and Jon as the Castle Black Lads
>The Mormont House is kill, Lyanna fucking dies like a dumb child
good. Explaining everything always ALWAYS ruins it. Why do nerds have to ruin everything?
please just one good moment before this shitshow ends
sure why not but if you think burning shireen fit his character youre a fucking retard
got watchers are ir fags too, who'd have saw it coming
>everyone is waiting for TWoW
>at the end of ADWD Dany hasn't even left for the 7 kingdoms yet and is nowhere near leaving for the 7 kingdoms
>Jon is dead
every time I get excited I just think of the fact that unless he does a timeskip TWoW is going to be so fucking boring. I'm getting flashbacks of Arya trekking across the entire country on foot in ACoK
I'm going to go fucking berserk if Dany spends the entire book on a boat, which she will
Who will be the 1000th nights watch commander?
How do more people not give HBO, the writers and directors shit for wanting less episodes because "they're tired of making the show and want to move on already"? It seems like people just accept that as fact and don't care. Did these people when they signed on to act/direct/write/whatever for this show not understand how much material there is to cover, and how long it would film for? I don't get it. The show went from kino to disturbingly mediocre and that's "just how it is"
i wouldn't refuse one, but honestly seasons 1-4 are pretty much as good as they could reasonably be.
without his milkbags he is nothing
this
I doubt Gurm will ever give Jaime the main hero treatment that the show gave him. He will probably be killed immediately in the next book, Gurm will never make him AA but we have a chance with the show
So when cersei rides in the last minute to save everyone especially jaime because muh love conquers all bullshit, will /got/ clap?
I understand the under the sea/trees reference but what about the Grey king's mermaid wife? Would this mean white walker or something?
I think patchface talks both about the others and merfolk, mixing the stuff of both as generic sea stuff.
Also, the merfolk, stoneskin and the drowned god and euron would be related I think
>I'm going to go fucking Berserk if Dany spends the entire book on a boat
Game of Thrones.
Little finger smiles at the end while climbing a ladder.
I would unironically enjoy this.
>"tsss. Nuthin personal, kid."
>Robin hailed as savior and king of the 7 kingdoms.
Either Jaime or Jorah for max poetry.
>if you think burning shireen fit his character youre a fucking retard
Nah. Stannis felt that it was his holy duty to do whatever it took to claim his seat rightfully on the throne, even if it meant sacrificing everything. He thought it was what the LoL was telling him he NEEDED to do. Burning Shireen is symbolic of his final fall from grace and his complete misinterpretation of the Lord of Light or maybe misguided faith in Melisandre. He killed his own brother, after all. To say killing his daughter was beyond him seems dumb.
I don't need everything. I just like sea stuff, maybe because I'm deadly afraid of the sea + loved subnautica. Everything I named, besides Stannis, is related to the drowned god arc
They're too busy talking about muh stronk womyn
tolkienfag here: never watched this GOT, is it good or is it just feminist bullshit that I should not even get started on?
>Alys Karstark and Lyanna Mormont both involved in the planning scene
literally why
they will destroy the wall and rebuild the fist of the first men, to pass the message of less walls and more bridges
yes you can screenshot this
Rick & Morty
nice paragraph there dickens but you should try completing highschool before typing that much
Episode 5 is A Dream of Spring
Finale is A Song of Ice and Fire
If D&D are true hacks, it'll be names A Game of Thrones because they legit think they're clever
Better than anything grrrrrrm could come up with
I always wondered this
Why do they make battle plans trying to predict enemy movement when they have a literal future seer with them?
It started good and eventually devolved into YAS QUEEN SLAY, dont bother
Besides the books are GRRM saying “ok but what is Aragorn's tax policy?”
just read the fucking books
seasons 1-4 are fucking great. everything after that is YAAAAAAAAAS
I only watched up through S3
What happened to the red bitch
Episode 4
>Winterfell is lost
>Only Jon and Bran left they fly to Riverrun
>Edmure is saved by his qt frey wife from prison and has reclaimed riverrun
>Jon and Bran are flying towards him
>NK right behind them gaining on the undead dragon
>Dragonglass arrow through the eye he shatters
>1 in a million shot on a moving target
>It was edmure in full fish scale armor
>"That was for you dad"
What the fuck is going on in this picture? I'm assuming it's a comedic commercial but what the fuck.
Book Stannis would never burn his daughter. He specifically sent her to Eastwatch by the Sea with orders that she is to become the rightful queen if he dies in the upcoming battle of Winterfell.
Have any of you ever had people take it too seriously and get mad at you about the show?
I remember a few years ago some of my female friends were mad at me because Ramsay was my main boy. some people just don't understand. You can't deboy someone, even if they rape. If you boy someone they're your boy until the end
A dream of spring would be nice
based and radpilled
Was it autism?
Isn't Arya like 8 at the start of the books? Surely 10 years haven't passed since Bob arrived in Winterfell.
GoT fanbase is mainly the lowest common denominator who thinks he's so smart and mature because he's consuming a show with blood and tits. Most don't even know about this, and the ones who do are shills and would bend over and take D&D's cocks if they could. Honestly, i'm happy it will end, if they don't want to do it anymore it's better to put an end to it before we have something even worse than this, if you can imagine that.
I honestly wouldn't mind a time skip. He could just have the first quarter of the book tying up loose ends and skip in the same book that wouldn't bother me. Or just make ADOS start a few years later.
it's a teaser for her next project after game of thrones is done!
It's Lord of the Rings as a political drama. There are strong female characters but they don't get overtly feminist with it until the recent seasons.
This man gets it
The books were considered unfilmable for a reason. We easily got many times the show anyone would have predicted as far as what was portrayed, both for better and for worse.
What the fuck are you on about
is that one of dany's dragons or the night king's one in the trailer
>Dragon glass arrow goes through his eye and he shatters
>Cut to hooded figure
>Its Robin, Robin of the hood
>"Heh, I guess the practice paid off"
>kills people as a kid
>no one cares
>fucks as an adult
>everyone loses their mind
I'll never understand this shit
Only if they bring a ballista that fires the mount at the undead dragon whom he savagely skull crushes.
yes but the books dont have the problem of the actors growing up so it can stay in a shorter time frame. and the kids were aged up slightly anyway
She'll go to Volantis and spend some time learning unpronounceable names before she gets on her boat
this. once in the stable they are your boy for life
Book Stannis =/= GoT Stannis
You're in D&D's world now, son.
books are soft feminism bullshit, show is tumblr feminist fanfic bullshit
Don't know yet. She just went away and hasn't come back yet.
The other way around.
>Robb lost the war due to listening to his dick
>Sansa lied about Lysa's death, leaving Lysa's house in a stagnate for a decade until a certain manchild grows up
I don't see why House Tully and The Vale don't just team up and buttfuck the Starks while the North is at their weakest.
>Aye Ser, and serving which king?
I just think its lame they can half-ass and butcher the show they signed on knowing would be a long haul.
Jon's definitely not dead. At most he's a direwolf now, but even if that happens I doubt it'll be permanent. He is 100% coming back.
There isn't going to be a timeskip, George tried that already and realized it just wouldn't work.
About to start part two of the new episode with /ourguys/ The Normies!
Dead next sunday:
Dolorous Ed
Grey Worm
Beric
Jorah
Tormund
Possibly dead next sunday:
Brienne
Jaime
Dany's other dragon
Theon
Missandei
Gendry
Yohn Royce
Survives for a few more episodes:
Shansha
Areya
Gary Stu and Mary Sue
Samwell
Tyrion
Varys
At least 1 dragon (Drogon)
Bran
Sandor
Davos
Gilly
Literally no one knows what happened to them:
Robin Arryn
Maario Naharis
Radmure Tully
Melissandre
Most of Dany's Dothraki
Jaquen / the Faceless Men
Sits on the Iron Throne at the end of the series:
Littlefinger
Daenerys was 14 when she was married off to Khal Drogo. The books don't age up like the show does
>battle rages outside winterfell
>cut to the crypts
>all the dead in the crypts awake
>everyone down there is slaughter
PLEASE WHAT EVER GOD WILL LISTEN PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
none of what I cited would be too out of reach, Pirates of the Caribbeans had half that stuff 15 years ago
you need to be firm in your convictions lad. If you choose something you see it through, like Stannis
Wtf haha thanks user
They're probably waiting for the Night King to fuck them over.
>Varys crossbow'd Kevan leaving Cercei ruling over KL
I'm want to see how she fuck everything up, because in the book she's not as smart as the show portrays her to be. Also
>Young Griff in Westeros
There's a lot of plot lines you could be hyped about even without Dany.
Naruto is better than Dragon Ball
i fucking love Beric's voice, name your voicefu Yea Forums
Everyone was aged up in the show. I believe Arya was 11, and frankly 7 years could have passed looking at how the characters have aged.
It has feminist stuff in it but thats not what makes it bad, its that the writing gets worse and worse each season to where now its basically on the level of superhero tv show writing.
Do you think they expected Arya to grow up to be so ugly? It's almost a bit distracting.
nice, i was looking for the other one
>khhhaaleessii........
>why don't we just eat the walkers lol
Stannis, of house Mannis. The one true king.
nice
Do I regret boying Euron? Maybe
Will I give up on him? Obviously not
also fuck sand snakes
Jorah
Tywin
High Sparrow
Qyburn
Catelyn
Luwin
never thought id say this but god i wish i was tommen
> be a cute shota
> bang older nee-san wife
> escape from the cruelty of life by defining KINGS LANDING
based, I agree. before beric showed up, it was roose for me. but now he's dead :(
Cause they are family.
im out of pages like grrm
The Night King had an Other wife. I didn't even believe him until you just stumbled upon that, now it makes a lot of sense.
Have any of the characters who have a connection in winterfell not interacted yet?
She got old and nobody liked her anymore.
Sansa and Sandor
It’s gonna happen they said the crypts are safe way too many times
why is she wanting to throw away yotsuba-chan? D:
>There isn't going to be a timeskip, George tried that already and realized it just wouldn't work.
It would have worked for every single character except for Stannis who we already know is going to die
>You now remember Doreah getting BLACKED by Xaro
The Hound and The Little Bird
>implying the success of the show doesn't fucking guarantee spin offs
Not gonna happen, Their dead are protected from magic, unless D&D says fuck it and go for the shock factor as always.
she is just putting her where she belongs.
The show will be completely redeemed if I can have this ending.
He's not going to die in the books. Not for a while at least.
I would say Brienne and Theon are for sure dead since their character arcs are complete now. Gilly possibly dead. Little Sam might get whited.
the Night's king had an other wife.
Night king and Night's king aren't the same, bhai
>you are a bastard, an auntie fucking, manlet bastard
Davos is the best.
Jon and Ghost
oh right
that guy
give more!!!
based, i forgot about that. though I would much rather see our bear loli go black desu
Grey Worm doesn't have balls rights? Does he just fuck Miss Andy and not cum or what?
He is going to die. Shireen burning is a major confirmed plot point and Gurm's draft for his last episode says that he is planning on having a battle between the Stark direwolves and Ramsay's dogs which implies that the Starks are the ones that retake Winterfell without any concern for direwolf budget.
it would mean that the Greyjoys have some white walker blood in them, just like the starks probably do as well.
would also explain why Ned would have an interest in taking Theon
is it coke bloat like emilia or is she just fat?
little Sam will be taken by his brothers for sure
Lmao how are people mad about 15 year old Arya banging Gendry when some seasons ago a preteen lad banged Natalie Dormer so good he offed himself when her ass wasn't available anymore?
who the FUCK controls the Twins???
-Theon and the Starks
-Sansa and The Hound
-Jaime and Jon
-Jon and Tirion
Is that Lady Hornwood
Sansa and Ghost if you know what I mean
PROTECT THE WOMYN THEYRE PURE
I
>tfw he survives
Based
>Tywin
>Roose
>Ramsay
>Littlefinger
>Stannis
One of these guys need to stay til the end, the main antagonist left is literally some ice zombie we know nothing about.
turn your brain off
kek, you now also remember >le happy merchant
because they're not related at all you dumbass
Edmure
On his cell
It's probably depression. A complete lack of care. She's in a show that she knows hundreds of millions watch. If it were me I'd be in the fucking gym making sure I don't look gross as fuck in the final season. She doesn't care. Depression
Jon and Theon already interacted last season, nothing really changed.
Jon and Tyrion already spoke to each other in S7
I still love that guy desu
Radmure
Qyburn.
Softspoken yet terrifying.
Yeah Jon and Theon is strange, he was planning on going back to winterfell and killing him.
Jon and Tyrion have already reunited last season, they came to winterfell together m8. He met Theon again last season as well.
Sansa and the Hound is the only glaring one that hasn't happened and doesn't make sense that she wouldn't try and speak to him
It's Drogon with Dany riding it.
he really did BTFO of Dany at the gates, I love watching old scenes from Season 1-4 and remembering how kino it was
God riding dragons is so retarded. She literally just holds on.
I wasn't aware we were talking about the last season, you fucks.
>when you see your daughterfu getting railed on TV
>-Theon and the Starks
Yes they did.
>-Jon and Tirion
They literally came to Winterfell together.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
I hate that this show has polluted my knowledge of the books.
Dude don’t be an a-hole.
only one answer
>name your voicefu
>holding a non-ergonomic object to prevent yourself from being thrown from from hundreds of feet in the air at 300mph
I really wish that Ramsay hadn't been killed off. If they were going to do a human final boss in the first place it should've been him.
>beat NK
>oppurtunist Ramsay pounces
>series ends on the battle of the bastards with Jon finally taking back his home
the iron throne ending is bluepilled as fuck and Cersei has been treading water for like 2 seasons now
>4 episodes left
i don't see how they can wrap this up in a satisfactory manner
>still no saddle
>still no armor
the absolute state of this show
all the cocaine probably didn't help
The killing isn’t real, the nudity (or body double) is
So, according to the show the Night King is just some dude the ugly elves kidnapped and turned into zombie Skynet and he's basically being on auto-pilot for the last milennia or so so, right? That's really lame.
I think they'll do okay. Episode 2 moved things along character wise really well.
oh they won't, it'll be an absolute shit show.
imposter
It's not lame, I'm sick of LE SUBVERSION and him turning out to be Bran would be fucking fanfic tier.
NK being a terminator who went out of control and just wants to literally kill everything is based as fuck
He doesn't need a master plan when literally every other main villain has some gay strategy to be on top
Interesting, but I see no evidence for it. The Ironborn don't seem to have anything special going on other than their culture and religion being different from everyone else. Also maybe Ned might have an instinctive interest in Theon, but how the hell would Ned know or believe that, or even knowing it, have the inclination to act on it?
>when this season ends I can FINALLY buy the complete series on blu ray
Been holding off for years because I'm OCD and want them all in one complete box set
Yeah but no
based, same
Hopefully they give us the fucking pilot this time
jog my memory, what's the relationship between Sansa and Sandor again?
>we will never see the merfolk/deep ones
You won't see them in the books either
they could've just combined episodes 1 and 2 into an 80-90min episode and nothing would've been lost. There are now 4 episodes to fight the whitewalkers, kill the NK, and deal with Cersei and place somebody on the throne.
as I said, I'm all in on the merfolk theories
As far as I'm concerned, the grey king fucking an actual mermaid
>He doesn't need a master plan
Then what is his next step?
He didn't rape her.
We never get a timeframe, or the amount of night kings that have existed. It's possible (and probable) that, at some point, a stark became the night king
crashing this realm
He helped her when she was about to be rapped at Kings Landing.
He saved her from getting raped and he wanted to rape her but didn't
pretty sure Bookeuron has a tale or two to tell about them
I wouldn't mind it. They were created to fight against man. Makes sense that their programming is intact and they still want to kill man
Chad Summerchild is that you?
Thoughts on Arya sex scene?
cry about it on incel
killing everyone, retard.
also he cries and is vulnerable in front of her before he GTFOs out of the city
Where were her nippers?
You are talking about book canon. The show makes it pretty clear that the blonde dude is the current Night King, they look the same despite the makeup.
i got a slight erection
It's one of the weirder ships by female bookfags
is the nk gonna die next episode? how much longer will he live?
Na. Most shows drag on way to long past their prime. Breaking bad was great because it was short and sweet. TWD is a travesty that needs to be put down.
I’m glad their ending this fuck pig sooner rather than later.
is she turning into one of the baddies?
Would have been lit if they showed Arya ravaging gendry. Like on top plowing him. Would have clapped for that
Yeah sure Euron has seen some shit, but his storyline is more likely to include krakens, not mermaids and lovecraft shit
D&D don't have the balls for that
more like one of the fatties
Bobby's seed finally made it inside a Stark
>is she turning
She has always been a murderous psycho
Wow, way to blueball.
Are you Grum himself, per chance?
the deep ones also swim up, didn't they build some shit in westeros like the throne of the iron island?
>Dayne?
>Winterfell is lost
>Only Jon and Bran left
>Jon and Bran are flying away
>NK right behind them gaining on the undead dragon
>Dragonglass arrow through the eye he shatters
>1 in a million shot on a moving target
>It was Ghost
>"woof"
That image is legally CP.
so much for them claiming they would never show Maisie or Sophie nude on the show
>implying they would jeopardize the girl power narrative
Yeah but that's a myth and nothing more than wild fan speculation
Why don't they just send Gilly to eat Viserion?
Where is Dawn in the show?
>Winterfell is lost
>Only Jon and Bran left
>Jon and Bran are flying away
>NK right behind them gaining on the undead dragon
>Dragonglass arrow through the eye he shatters
>1 in a million shot on a moving target
>It's Xaro Xhoan Daxos
>go home pale boi
It's a shame you weren't aborted.
Would Nagga beat a flying dragon?
i was pissed that they cut away just as tyrion started talking to him.
>"Non whites like us don't belong in a white nation like Westeros, Missandei. We should go home and leave them be."
How the fuck did they get away with this?
whatever happened to Lord Manderly? I dont remember if he ever even existed in the show.
I have accepted the spoilers so I know Jaime dies next episode and Arya wears his face to kill Cercei while Sandor distracts Gregor and they have Cleganebowl. But I wish the leaks were lies because Brienne dying and Jaime surviving but wanting vengeance going to strangle Cercei saying if she had sent her troops it wouldn’t have happened would be so much better.
He did for like one episode
Yeah, it was very strange. Winterfell is in the North. King's Landing has seen it's fair share of foreigners, they'd have no issue fitting in. Hell, Robert had a claimant to the summer isles at court.
he has been offscreen since season 6, you're just supposed to assume he's present
How so?
JON
LISTEN
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY COMPREHEND HOW MUCH FOOD I NEED TO SUSTAIN THESE BIG BRAINS OF MINE
LIKE HOW I CAN'T COMPREHEND HOW ONE CAN BE BOTH MANLET AND BRAINLET
>Arya was going to have sex with the Hound until Beric showed up and killed the mood
Cockblocked
Did you say fatties? It's hard to read the screen.
I bet the last scene of the show will be him burying missandei ashes in naath or some cheesy shit
Why? We already know the story.
To be fair Jalabhar Xho was partly kept around because he was so exotic
You know full well this will happen because it's a chance to get another manlet joke in there with a 5'1 Nikolaj
HBO is spreading fake leaks. I wouldn't believe every leak that comes around.
I can't believe the mods left this pic untouched. kinda based
That’s really racist, you only see black men as sex objects used for pleasure if you see anything sexual about the young girl visiting with her teachers, doctors and other role models.
>Beric killing the mood
What? Beric's voice makes HARD men and WET girls.
kek, imagine the reactions to that
Brienne is gonna be the azor ahair right, we all know it
>grrrl power
>we had a scene specifically made to justify a female being the prince that was promised
>that one jaime theory with knighting flashbacks can also be done with her
>no one can criticize this ending cause they'd be called sexists
d&d is gonna do it, I feel it
has azor ahai even been mentioned on the show?
You can see shots of what may be Arya in the red running from the Mountain and Sandor possibly lighting his sword up to kill him
>Winterfell is lost
>Only Jon and Bran left
>Jon and Bran are flying away
>NK right behind them gaining on the undead dragon
>Dragonglass arrow through the eye he shatters
>1 in a million shot on a moving target
>It was Daario
>"Meereen was getting boring"
It's not that hard to believe considering that they're the ones spamming the cuny threads desu.
The entire next episode is Bran tree porn jerking it in front of the weirwood while Theon watches and cries everytime Bran says "Sansa".
Screencap it.
>OMG
>she stole him from Sansa his true love
brienne is based though, so I'd actually be ok with her being AA
The Prince that was promised has been, in a retarded scene where Missandei just had to point out that the word for "prince" was gender neutral
The name Azor Ahai has not been said, but Mel was trying to fulfill the prophecy and told Stannis his sword was Lightbringer and all that jazz.
only as "the prince that was promised"
Oh yeah, I must have repressed that.
Is it weird that normalfags seem more disturbed by Arya fucking a dude consensually than they were by Sansa being raped by boltons
Eh, I don't think that's so bad. If anything I think it makes sense that the writers would want to leave open the possibility that Dany could be Azor Ahai. I wouldn't even be surprised if GRRM did this at some point. She won't be, obviously.
That wasn’t the first time though. Mel mentions it in her first appearance when Stannis draws his sword from the fire.
the whole stannis arc is based on the prince that was promised.
his sword is a fake ass lightbringer.
Then he doesn't really dies and mel tells john he's the prince that was promised, then she goes to dany and says she's the prince that was promised.
Still, the name azor ahai is never mentioned
probably because she still looks young
>trusting anything jews say
>ever
I shiggydiggy.
GRRM did so that towards the end of AFFC iirc, Aemon points it out
why are these mentally ill retards unable to undestand that just because she look young , doesnt stop her from being old enough to consent
even ignoring that part its GoT its like medieval times, kids were fucking all the time back then
GRRM has it happen with Maester Aemon who finds out about Daenerys and says something about how they "weren't looking for a girl."
It's much better than Missandei saying "The correct translation should be 'The prince or princess that was promised'"
you're not funny, shut the fuck up.
absolutley correct and more, but unfotunatley hbo is actually trying to make profits and know they couldn't hold the hype for 3 or 4 more seasons without baiting "its all coming to an end guys!! you gotta finish the show!!"
people aren't as outraged as you think they are, friend
This is nothing compared to the butthurt of Sansa’s wedding night
>there are people in this thread who believe that Jon will make it out Alice
you guys realize he'll sacrifice himself to protect Dany or one of his siblings, right?
He'll do a "I was supposed to die once already" thing.
checkd and despairpilled
literal butthurt in sansa's case probably
I'd be pissed if she killed my brother.
>Winterfell is lost
>Only Jon and Bran left
>Jon and Bran are flying away
>NK right behind them gaining on the undead dragon
>Dragonglass arrow through the eye he shatters
>1 in a million shot on a moving target
>It was Illyrio
>"Heh, all according to plan"
Based
>DANY: I killed your brother and father.
>SAM: Th-Thank you my Queen.
what a fucking loser
He immediately starts plotting behind her back, to be fair
Because it'd be so smart to openly make an enemy of the crazy queen with two dragons
Why didn't he have more scenes.
sam is the fredo of house tarly
Does Sam know Jon is banging Dany?
This. Just because there is a drop in quality after s4 doesn't mean its shit now. Just not as good.
they're waiting for the big reveal at the end that he and iron bank were behind it all
Someone make the next thread I have a killer meme to post in it
They should have brought him back for season 5 when Tyrion is in his house
classic
New thread
i think she is heavily pregnant irl
That was based and redpilled
I just finished ep 2. What the fuck was that garbage? They have 6 episodes to end the series and LITERALLY nothing of importance happened except for
>Tormund and co get back to winterfell
>Jamie and Theon showed up and its cool if they fight with the Starks
>Jon tells Danny about his parents and then they dont even discuss it
You could literally cut out EVERY other scene and just skip to episode 3. So much of the writing in this is just cringey as fuck, like Arya throwing the spear heads talking to Gendry, and Tormund making his ebin jokes. This show was on a down trend but this season so far is awful. Im fucking mad bros