/ALITA/

Keep it wholesome guys

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Reminder that Alita is for hugs, holding hands, walking arm in arm, cuddles, kisses on the cheek and things otherwise pure and wholesome.

ALITA IS NOT FOR LEWD!

This took way too long and looks like ass

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kys autists

NO of course we will.

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3D women suck

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There are so many facial expressions with Alita that are breathtakingly adorable
Rosa and the crew really set a new standard.

no u

STOP

Goodnight frens.

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What’s your favourite iron city setting? For me, it’s the Kansas bar, but just exploring a futuristic city dump like in BR2049 or Alita would be interesting

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Yeah but a damn fine effort.

YOU'RE HURTING WRITEFAG

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What about Rosa?

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Night night fren

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Honorary 2D.

Ok

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She's allowed in the pillow fort

Now that is a hell of a LOOK

What about slurping on the same chocolate shake?

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night fren stay comfy

Goodnight user!

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Motorball stadium

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probably the Kansas too. It's really small and condensed but there's just so much going on in it.

I know, right?

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Ido's couch looked comfy

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Meant to say
>agreed

first I lol'd then I was jealous I didn't think of that first.

Rosa is 2.5D

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Have a good night user, I'm off to bed myself.
May our dreams be filled with healings.
Night anons.

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That hair is adorable on her

Think about it. We see him sleep on it twice! It must be a comfy couch.

night night user

I am thinking about it. It's actually really good for naps. Long, wide cushions so you don't have to get narrow to sleep... Right by the front gate so you can catch sneaky Alitas coming home too late. I change my answer, fuck Kansas I want to hang on the couch and watch motorball games. Ido's couch is the TRUE /comfy/ epicenter.

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It’s time for me to sleep /ALITA/
I’ll be listening to the acoustic version of Swan Song on repeat all night for maximum comfy

youtu.be/AQgdS2duLZ0

Stay healed

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Rosa would be a wacky, funny, and endlessly entertaining gf

>Alita looks like THAT?!?
No wonder they changed her face.

This is PEAK comfy we've figured it out great work /Alita/

she's slightly insane and it's great.

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>Alita looks quite realistic that would make sense to look for similar girls.
>At least just for aesthetic pleasure.
>You see images of "muscular" Alita from manga.
>You start to search on the thematic site.
>You discover a new fetish.

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Will it make it into the sequel?
youtube.com/watch?v=8W_VC_BgMjo
Imagine: opening riff starts playing shortly after she loses to Jashugan and it transitions into a montage of her life for the next few months, with Alita performing in the Kansas (sung by Rosa of course), and the guitar solo is replaced by a keytar solo play by Alita.

Rose is natural.
She behaves as if she wears no mask.

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go see the movie user

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A date at the malt shop is a wholesome activity indeed. There are people around so you're not really alone and nothing inappropriate can happen. Just don't drink it too fast or you'll get brain freeze!

youtube.com/watch?v=RP3ZfJnVJIY&t=365s
Oh, this is China.

ewwwww

whatever floats your boat user. I like the Berzerker body because it's athletic but not exaggerated. Here's a different thing for you to watch though. For the athletics of course!
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=42&v=PTYPPnKGPPE

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Again it's imminently appropriate that the term for muscular girls is hardbodies

>"acoustic version" that just replaced the backing track but kept the original vocal performance

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>alita in poodle skirt fashion
>hugo in greaser fashion
>sipping on a chocolate shake at the local malt shop

Cute, even if it doesn't have much to do with anything

Yeah hopefully we get a proper acoustic version soon

>checked
I'd kill to see Alita in some modern j-fash desu.
This dress'd be good for vamplita

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Blessed digits

I know user but it’s still comfy
I like

1 and 3 and you've got ABBA.

This is now REQUIRED for the sequel

Hugo is basically already dressed like that minus slicked hair.

>soundcloud.com/user-195735274/theme-alternate-cut

blueray when

Is this you? It's nice but please get a better mic and a good recording space. The background noise ruins it.

So what OC or contributions have you made to the generals fellow alitans? Wholesome poster here and I've actually got a few other things but no name to tie them down to me.

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I'm a shameless OCless poster, the based drawfags, writefags, editfags and webmfags keep me coming back

Lots of shoops here and there
and voice stuff even though I haven't put out out in a longass time

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I've made a few things, but I'd rather they stand on their own than get lumped together. Though what I'm most proud of is this picosong.com/wEkaA/

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>Reading MC.

I think it's fairly obvious Kishiro wanted to move on from Alita and start new projects.

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What do you use to finish/record audio?

I'm still in the process of rereading the original series, not sure if I'm ready to jump into LO or MC and ruin the comfy feeling

Used a phone to record hunter warrior at a guitar store.
Rest using a cheap shitty laptop. I don't have the money for a fancy condenser mic.

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I've done a majority of the think about it tho posts I found the passage in the article with fuck the haters and I've made a handful of shitty edits. Not my strong suit but I'm glad I've contributed a little bit at least.

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Haven't seen this in a while.

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Some webm edits and the songs

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Huh....so i guess trump did make anime real

i made these
imgur.com/a/iK4Y7cF
working on another color as we speak

Well, may I suggest Audacity. You can use it to remove background noise (tutorial here : youtube.com/watch?v=2tUgFuCJdjk&list=PLoBjGZQPjTgiNC7nsWpxlbZt-__ij75WO&index=2&t=0s )

Fuck Audacity. REAPER is way easier to use and has a better plugin for noise removal.

That would be James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez.

Do you have this with out the text? because this would make a schwanky wallpaper

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I haven't made any OC but I've spread a lot of content around. I've shared a lot of the fan art, cropped reaction images to square, found a lot of the gifs

I've made some here and there, I'm pretty sure I also accidentally started Vamplita.

Reaper is free too. I have it because $60 for a full DAW is dirt cheap but it's a truly no-nonsense system and I'm a retard with audio production.

I don't personally use REAPER but I highly recommend it because it's free and a fully functional DAW. What really makes me love them is ReaPlugs tho. They let you download their plugin suite FOR FREE to use in any DAW on Windows. Fucking fantastic company. reaper.fm/reaplugs/

I wrote a cute story once or twice.

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Dr.Alita, Stoned Angel, Hugo 420, McTeague /tv webm and some more. I also did 2 manga colorings

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we can't confirm that

What did Alita dream of while she was asleep for 300 years?

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i dont have it anymore, but here's a quick edit.

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>hugo 420
you need to post that because I dont think I saw it

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Thank you so much user

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Alita is starting to arrive at cheap theaters and dollar theaters.

Be on the look out for your local dollar theater

Lots of.
Soldier, Matrix, Joker, Equilibrium.
List of Alita movies.
My first OS is a simple scene combining from the balcony of Alita and BR 2049.
But it belongs to the anonymous.

Lucky burgers with access to that

This minus Alita was my computer wallpaper for like a year

Where's the guy who did the theatre?

she was essentially in a coma so...
lol

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>user when i said you could give me a kiss on the cheek, i didn't know you meant that cheek...
>i didn't say stop...

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excellent

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What?

Wow, came back from the theater and these threads got pretty damn active. People get off vacation?

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> What are you dreaming of little angel?
The we get the scene where she opens her eyes
My heart melted

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Lololol

you're welcome

When the Blu-ray drops I’m going to get a high res screencap and make this my waifu pillow

today has everybody in sync. You can never predict when threads will be super active or kind of sleepy.

>LO
LO is pretty comfy.

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Sleeps probably.

user NO

I heard it gets pretty weird with a long ass tournament arc. And vampires.

VIOLATION.

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Congratulations.

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>That crop just above her feet

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LO is fine. Especially if you're a veteran weeb.

It kinda bothers me Hugo wasn't there for Alita at Ido's clinic after being transplanted to the Berserker body. Did Ido send him away? Did Hugo feel responsible and want to stay away? Was it just a convenient way to move Hugo near the kissing bridge so he and Alita could make out?

instagram.com/julia_vins/?hl=en
muscle girls are so interesting to look at but so strange. It does nothing for my pp but I can't stop looking.

Eh that’s a bit much

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it probably took a while and Ido told him this. He must've gone back there because he was carrying Ido's hammer.

I never considered that, but yeah Ido probably didn't want to be distracted, plus she was technically 'naked' so there's that.

>May you stay in the arms of the angels

I am going to sleep. Wish me luck so that i end up in the arms of the right angel.

>999
the God-Emperor is watching over our girl

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God Emperor will protect.
Machine God loves his Angel.

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>999
And dressing her in cute poodle skirts too

Goodnight user

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Sleep well, Alitafren

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how the Omnissiah determines his desires is not for us to comprehend.

Some day, /ALITA/!

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It finally came in the mail today but somebody had already opened it when I found it in the kitchen. It's smaller than I thought it would be.

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I'd stay no matter how long it took. I'd want to be there for her when she woke up. Plus the comfy couch is in the clinic.

Collective incel consciousness general

And the best thread in tv /

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she was in a state of consciousness below that of dreaming, 300 years of nothing but senselessness wandering through the void of space and time

has anybody translated this yet?
looks nice either way user. Still not sure where I want to put my motorball pin.
I know the feeling but who knows really. I get why they kept him out though storywise. It shows her being more active with the relationship now that she's more adult.

Thanks for the advice guys

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Bless you Ido poster.
I'm too busy IRL to post hear like i have been, but it's good to see some people keeping standards up.

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Just for you: picosong.com/wEYyH/

love how they softened the aggressive face. they know what guys want

Personally, I use Audacity. Its noise removal works pretty well in my opinion, and it's easy to do other minor fixes like put on a compressor.

I guess he was not interested enough yet.
Just some pretty girl.
Which his gang will not disassemble for parts.
I think he really saw Alita only in the rain.

>has anybody translated this yet?
No

New color

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What aggressive face

Is this movie even any good?

Fucking mirin that femur length it's peak aesthetic for BB for women. Surely I'm not the only degenerate fitizen here appreciating the wheyfus

Oooo nice work

There is a guy for whom an exception is made.

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No, the 400+ threads are just an elaborate ruse.

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Yes user it's unironically one of my top 5 favorite movies now
We wouldn't have made 400+ threads for no reason

Yeah

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I am quite well with large sizes.
But I do not think that this is a suitable thread for discussion.
This will lead us far away from Alita.

the colorizations might be some of my favorites works in these threads. Excellent user.
noyes, you crouton

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Yes.
Very good.
I can give you an example.
I am 36 years old.
In the cinema, I felt like a ten-year-old, watching Robocop and Terminator for the first time.
Or a fourteen year old looking Fifth Element.

man that bar fight was so good. It's so fucking fluid and each movement leads so nicely into the next attack.

I think the bar fight was average. Also, Alita's speech was cringe and sort of out of character at that point in the movie.

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One last comment though with Alita doing her yoga and being generally lithe reminds me of all the threads on /fit/ whenever the Olympics come by of
>tfw no qt gymnastics GF

Her speech is supposed to be cringe, everyone laughs at her afterwards

The bar fight is one of the best scenes desu

>Alita's speech was cringe
Just because you know that 99% of hunters are bastards that differ from criminals only by a badge.

when you use that penguin pic it's like you want us to just disregard you as a contrarian with no actual opinions

I think he kinda does

Yes, she is of course gymnasts / martial artists, not bodybuilders.

FOCO 1, FOCO 2

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FOCO 2 OUT

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Stop!

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AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH

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get to work user! Get her that chocolate shake!

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It was very much in character. She's still hopeful and naive at that point.

Honestly I think she's never going to lose a little bit of that hope even in the sequels

he doesn't know what he's talking about user. He's just aware of a couple things in the movie and is offering the weakest of bait to annoy people. At least manga-purist had actual points.

Fate is cruel to her, but in the manga God literally created a miracle for her.
And then he continued to carry her face through the blood, guts and shit with broken glass.
Karma, cruel creature.
So it goes.

Manga purist clearly didn't see the movie either, so I disagree.

>God literally created a miracle for her.

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if you cant see the aggressive face in the top pic and how its removed in the bottom pic you are blind to faces

>Manga purist clearly didn't see the movie
Most of these "purists" did not read manga.
Almost everyone came across the bait with the werewolf.

I think you're going out of your way to see something that isn't there bud.

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The laser eye edit of Alita staring at the berserker body. Then I made some doodles and a full drawing. Then I started mass producing the blanket fort memes and lots of K edits. I made that one wedding oc, a handful of webms, some thread OPs, lots and lots of comfy memes and a bunch of greentext pastas.
the blanket fort is my favorite creation

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why is this a general?

Impressive. Do you draw originals?

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Because enough people post in it to keep it alive and the jannies haven't nuked it

>jannies haven't nuked it
they've summarily executed shitposters more than a few times too.

I love Alita and I love /ALITA/ and I love Alitafrens. Good night.

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ditto, user. I hate being up early for work but I sure enjoy getting off work earlier than most. More comfytime. L8r sk8rs.

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much love user

Oh yeah the jannies know we stay contained and have a generally positive community so they have no reason to get rid of it

I mostly draw from life. Once I get confident enough with my gesture drawing I'll start posting originals. Some anons requested Alita wearing a summer dress and that one has been in the oven for a while.

What does "swan song" mean??

You have no fucking idea how keen I am for that after writing Summertime Joy.

its not inherent to her face, it was in that particular shot/photo. you could pick it out in the pic you just provided as alitas face is definitely softer and more loving, less agressive but its clear in the pic i replied to. now fuck off, if you disagree you have a problem not others.

Do people actually like this movie or is just a meme? I thought the action was okay but the plot was corny and stupid and had generally bad performances.

It's okay to have your own opinion. Most of the people who gather in these generals are not looking for validation.

People love this movie user. It's honest and genuine with an unusually bright spark from the Hollywood machine. Plus excellent CG work and performances lead to an overall strong movie. I'm sad to hear you didn't like it but we're not gonna force you to have an opinion here

I didn't think it was bad, I'm just surprised it's getting so much attention.

Last hurrah before you die

A few stories and entirely too many edits.

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This movie felt like it was made specifically to entertain me. Like they knew everything that i want in a movie (cheesey romance and all) and produced this. Kinda crazy for me to think about. I'm sure im not the only one who thinks this though.

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It was a breath of fresh air for a lot of us, plus with a complelling underdog story and the strength of the community which has arisen, it's been the perfect storm of factors to allow this general to blossom in to something great

we shall turn it into an illustrated novel

If you do an alter with Alita in the red, white, and silver colour scheme I will be forever in your debt

I made the original picture, I'll do it.

>me

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Fuck that bluray is going to be nice.

Almost every camrip reaction, almost all camrip .webms, lots of OC .webms, and some picture OC's like Alita and the Chocolate Factory. Also the thread logo and a couple other things. I've made more original work for the general than I've made for other shit in years combined.

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Do what?
whats going on

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Hiya peaches

Just namefag yourself already peaches

But I stopped using the name.

Alita with a proper milkshake, duh.

It's ok bb we still know it's you

Man, so I got back from seeing the new Hellboy yeah don't ask, I had a free pass, wasn't very good, but on the drive back, I was just thinking of how unspecial of an experience it was. Every time I had gone to see Alita, it was like an event. Just taking the drive out to go see it, it felt more like than I was just seeing a movie, it was like coming back to an old friend, it was a big deal. This happened on Shazam too. I actually liked that movie a lot, but the experience wasn't anything I'll remember. Why is it that Alita captured this lightning in a bottle? The feeling that I had to see it multiple times and bring special food with me to enjoy it with?

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Christ I never thought I'd see my ig here

Because you let your heart be untouched by cynicism and defensiveness. You got to feel genuinely and wholly about it. That only happens very rarely in life in my experience

I dont know, but I'm willing to give it the old college try

Bullshit lmao

I'm not inclined to believe that's actually you, but if it is then nice work

New Hellboy is not bad.

50% movie being great, 50% your Alita bros here

Oh yeah, those stoner edits with the smoke are also mine. I'm not proud of them.

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It wasn't awful by any means, it was just boring. Nothing special. Just the experience of it was nothing.

You should be, i fuckin love them.

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For me it was better, but objectively you are right.

Every kind of new edit of Alita is a symbol of our ever worsening descent into madness while we await the bluray. Artifacts of history.

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thx frens

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if alita is for drugs then she's for LEWD

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>I've made more original work for the general than I've made for other shit in years combined
I'm with you on that one, friend. I've lost my goddamn mind, surely.

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No

>it's not a drug, user
>it's all natural
>groovy

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Yeah it's been the spark necessary to set off a bonfire

I swore to never sit through a camrip but the wait is killing me

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orgasms are all natural too

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Here's your milkshake.

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Kek great work

user no stay strong

You can make it user! Stay strong!

Take out energy

Ha, I'm so fucking used to the camrip at this point, it's going to be fucking mindblowing and jarring when the 4K blu-ray comes out.

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It's the Spiderman glasses meme for you

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They definitely feminized her face

alita should have been played by jenna coleman rather than picking an uggo and CGing over her face change my view

jenna coleman is cute but is now middleaged

Rosa gave an exceptional performance and the majority of her physical body being CGI gave a good reason to attempt something ambitious with making her entirely cgi

We got the perfect Alita.

Zapan fell in love with Alita?

Do you think he was jealous a meatboy was screwing Alita?

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How did you even come to that conclusion?

He's mentally ill, I thought these generals made that clear.

His face when he spies on Alita and Hugo in this scene -

I think the movie also made clear he wasn't in love with anyone but himself

He's probably just fucking around. Zapan hates everyone.

>Haven't been in one of these threads in weeks because it was upsetting to know that the movie will never get a sequel
>People still nice to each other
>People still sharing new OC
>People still sharing MY OC
You really are a dedicated and warm hearted bunch and I'm just glad this movie exists.

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Aw thanks user. Seems a lot of anons from a couple weeks ago decided to check in. We intend to keep going.

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He's the typical jock who can't take no for an answer. He was humiliated in front of all the cool kids so of course he has to be petty and shoot up the school.

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Do you think Zapan ever had a... day of retribution? Actually wait, will that happen in the sequel when he goes mad?

>upsetting to know that the movie will never get a sequel
What?

He fell in love with hating her....

Probably 5% of these posts are something new and original, let alone GOOD content. I honestly don't know why this general even exists anymore. We're done shilling it's not even in theaters anymore.

Nice false flagging Jerome.

The is no physical reason why this movie couldn't get a sequel, unless the mouse has something to do with it, even tho Cameron owns the rightsb to Alita.

I appreciate you user

You need help. This isn't healthy behavior, user

Welcome back friend. I hope you stick around! We've got so much new content to show you

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Putin continues to transfer me money.

What's left to discuss? Just start a subreddit and post your new pics there because god knows none of you actually discuss the movie.

Yes the petrodollars flow comrade

You act as if our continual content creation doesn't uncover new and interesting points from the film when we do it. Or are CIA threads the height of Yea Forums movie discussion quality?

>You act as if our continual content creation doesn't uncover new and interesting points from the film when we do it.
Correct, this thread alone is proof.

To be fair, CIA threads are fun.
I need to make a new one of these

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For sure- I just think Yea Forums is far more off topic than our resident doomer thinks it is. I hope one day he too can see the value in the positivity which this thread fosters

This.

The only new people that come to these threads are people that are bewildered you fags even exist. If anything it incites irritation, like a crossdresser in public.

THIS IS THREAD #411
THIS IS THREAD #411
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Thank you thread man.
But sneed is totally fine, cool.

We appreciate the bumps, thanks friend

You get the AR Series Alita.
Externally, intellectually and psychologically, this is Alita.
She loves you.
But you know that in a month she will start looking for Sechs.
He will find you in a week to a year, depending on your flight efforts.
Do you agree?
What will you do to cope with the threat?
What are your chances?

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>there are 400 full sneed threads
thanks for proving you're even worse than sneed lmao

looks like it's time to get comfy

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Another picture, of course.

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Yo, tf is going on here?

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wheres her pants

>almost 1am
>in bed
>under 3 blankets
>ROTJ playing in background

Who comfy here?

Does that matter user?

...

Did his mother always tell him to put on a happy face?

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Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

I used to think my life was a tragedy... now I realize it's a comedy.

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The strand of purple hair really sets him apart from the other regular blokes.

Is this a cropped version of a bigger image?

His design is probably my favorite of all the cyborgs outside of Zapan. I wish he was the main villain Alita had to fight in the alleyway instead of that blades chick.

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I read the review on Alita.
Yes, sometimes I do it.
I will give just a quote, no comment.
>Alita exists to defeat the evil genius Zapan who controls Iron City and the upper-class utopia of Zalem.

Can I please have a link? I refuse to believe this is real.

>evil genius Zapan

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>If you're 10 years old and this is your first movie, you'll love it. For the rest of us who like some ambiguity and subtext in our storytelling, this is one battle not worth waging.
This one seems pretty accurate at least

Reminds of me of contemporary reviews of Lord of the Rings.
>This is not a book many adults will read

>This is not a book many adults will read
also seems pretty accurate of Alita

>Subtext
This film has some pretty decent subtext desu

hello, niggas

Holy fuck, it's actually real.
www. scoutmag. ph/ entertainment/tv-movie/alita-battle-angel-review-roginl-20190207

Yeah i refuse to waste time reading 'reviews'. /pol/ isn't always right, but when it comes to the media and hollywood, they are.

>Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again

scoutmag.ph /entertainment/tv-movie/alita-battle-angel-review- roginl- 20190207

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Turns out that Rogin Losa didn't even watch the movie....

>evil genius Zapan who controls Iron City
>opinions of these people are taken into account as criticism.
>they get paid for it

>and other female characters that were worth exploring, like Dr. Ido’s ex-wife and fellow cyber-surgeon Chiren, were not as fleshed out as the titular lead.
What a bunch of bullshit, if anything, Chiren had just as much development as Alita. Every character is tied to Alita's development. Just because it's not spelled out directly to your face does not mean it isn't there. Fuck, I hate it.

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People who are obsessed often see subtext where it isn't there

They have lost the ability to perceive the language of cinema.
They need to be told, and not shown.

There are so many things wrong with this review, it's absurd.

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I'm pretty sure vector has more screen time than Zapan total

As a manga-to-film adaptation, Alita is bound to alienate part of the audience which will not recognize the usual story they expect and part of the purists for whom any divergence from the source material is sacrilege. Just be glad it actually managed to stray true to the source AND be good entertainment, could easily have been a second GitS under the wrong hands.

>and was unjustly possessed by a rich white man named Zapan

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Did you watch the movie user?

Don't take our word for it, take it from the original author and screenwriters that have confirmed most of this shit. The film is much deeper than critics are giving it credit for.

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>rich white man
AHAHAHA, this must be a joke, what is she, 14 years old?

But Alita almost constantly talks about herself, about her memories, she admires motorbike, food, dog, love for Hugo, only one of the many lines of development of her personality.
Ido talks to her about his daughter, about her body, about berserker, about good and evil.
Do they need the heroine to talk about cold thermonuclear fusion for five minutes in order to pass this fucking test?

She certainly looks like it.

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I mean tenchically I suppose Zapan is wealthy? Also new bread when?

>take the unbiased word of people who can no longer edit their work
I've seen the movie, it's just OKAY. I don't see why you're giving this movie any more attention than other flicks.

>and part of the purists for whom any divergence from the source material is sacrilege
They still can not please.
In addition, the first two volumes of a rather clumsy story in a barely thought-out world.
Already in the third volume, with the introduction of the law "Zalem destroys even the birds," the whole story of Hugo's brother loses its meaning.

Mama mia, itsa time for some fresh breaderinno.

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dumb seanigger.

>wealthy
If he was wealthy, why would he have a life-threatening job? He hangs out in a dingy bar and dates a woman runs a soup kitchen.

Fresh bread. Careful with the crust.

She's Donald Ducking it
Rosa can do whatever she wants

Okay but go see the movie though

Not what the Bechdel is about; 2 named female characters need to have a conversation about something that isn't another guy, which admittedly doesn't really happen in Alita except for a short snippet of a conversation between Alita and Chiren.

It's become somewhat of a barometer for feminists to judge whether a film is female friendly or not, which is completely missing the point here obviously. Alita is a story of self-discovery and that can obviously resonate with people of any gender. She doesn't need to sit down and have a talk with another girl about mundane topics for that to remain true.

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The memes
They just keep evolving