"That’s how I got so strong. Giant’s milk."

"That’s how I got so strong. Giant’s milk."

Who TF writes this shit.... I was cringing on alot of scenes in this episode bros. It's like this show has devolved to high stakes pay offs and safe, receptive endings.

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>Who TF writes this shit
G.R.R. Martin

this was the only good scene in the episode besides Jorah and Sam.

can I drink giant milkies

Yeah, this story was in the books

He really wants to plunge his smelly, uncircumcised, unwashed beyond-the-wall penis into Brienne's equally smelly, unwashed ham wallet. I don't blame him.

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but if GRRM does then its GOOD!!!

GRRM GOOD! REST BAD!!! Fucking NPCs inbeciles.

This might be one of the best scenes in the whole show

OP’s asshole is a receptive ending

they turning him into the dwarves from lotr

Is Stannis the only good living character left?

he ded

>cringing at the best line in the history of the show

So do I

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>Getting my dick mutilated by my jew doctor when I was a baby totally didn't traumatize me for life and I'm totally not coping right now
k

>talks about killing a giant and fucking the giants wife
>THIS IS BAD AND CRINGE REEE

Where did this board go so wrong? I don't know what the people are like at reddit, but this is exactly how I imagine them.

he killed a giant and then pretended to be a giants baby for days

This episode was so bad. From the "look I'm acting"-eyebrows to the woman strong bullshit. They should have waited for G.R.R to finish the books. Going off script was a mistake. All of the dialogue is low vocab and feels like it was written by a 15 year old. I can't wait for this shitfest to finally be over.

Absolutely fucking based and anyone who disagrees is pure onions

>They should have waited for G.R.R to finish the books

So either decades from now, or never? Yeah good plan. I wish it could have happened that way though.

>giants baby for days
for 3 months

GIWTWM

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The first line of the season started with a ball joke.
Poor varyis. He used to be a huge player of the game and he's way more complicated in the books.

It was even more ridiculous in the books. He cut open the giant's stomach and hid inside it to keep warm.

Cute strawman.

HAR

That was funny as fuck. I swear this board watches each episode presupposing that they'll dislike it and actively invent every reason they can think of to back up that supposition. Why bother watching it at all?

i liked this episode more than any episode in s7

He is right. GRRM will never finish. Theyll get steven erikson or whoever to finish it. Sanderson cant write song of ice and fire, for obvious reasons. MUH SAFE HAND

When he chugged the beer emulating drinking the breast milk it was the finisher.

It's just a bunch of angry sad people with no sense of humor.

thats the fermented milk drink the wildlings drink

The joke's subject aside, it's a perfect example of the shitty dialogue. From one of the most well-spoken characters in the series no less.

>because I have balls, and you don't
*claps*

maybe people took it the wrong way after TLJ. but i thought it was perfectly in character. he flexes on jamie with the title and talks about sucking on fat giant titties in front of a big woman he wants to fuck.

Varys was great back in the early days. Definitely one of the best.

>he flexes on jamie with the title and talks about sucking on fat giant titties in front of a big woman he wants to fuck.
so tormund basically mogged jaime

Very underrated post

>I'd knight you 10 times
how can one man be this based

very reddit post

RIP GoT writing

2011-2016

"her cunt became the world"