Would a Halo movie be kino

Would a Halo movie be kino

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No. Chief is a character that is meant to be enflected upon until 4.

Id watch origin stories of how Harvest or Reach became the planets they are. Origins of dreadnoughts too. Basically how humans bounced back

If they would have made a actual movie when halo wasent so fucking convoluted. like halo 2 or 3 era.

i dont count the shit teir half movies or netflix originals type shit,

>netflix originals

what?

Halo 2-3 was prime Halo age, they could easily make an ODST based movie. Or just a Halo 3: ODST movie altogether since the existing story is there. Either way, you can't make a movie with Master Chief being the protagonist. the games did that for us; the ODST's can tell the story from a different point of view. Maybe have a cameo or two of chief, whether it be radio chatter or a ship hes flying by on like in the opening of Halo 3: ODST.

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Remember when Peter Jackson was going to make a movie of it?
That shit anime shit that came out like 9 years ago.
Halo Legends I think it was called.

There’s a halo tv series being made but they already stated they will be changing around some characters backgrounds and ethnicity for diversity reasons

>Remember when Peter Jackson was going to make a movie of it?
Citations please

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Is there any buyable military body armour kits with the Halo aesthetic?

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these
but also
the actual middle of the war period like 2530s or 2540s with just Marines, the Navy, ODST, and local armies and militias and stuff just fighting against the Covenant and slowly losing despite all of their efforts could be interesting
a Spartan appearing briefly for like a minute would be the most

it genuinely has the potential to be, but to answer your question no

Nobody has the talent

>yfw there will NEVER be any Halo-related media half as kino as the ad for ODST

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you are either stupid or your parents are siblings

>netflix original

Halo Legends wasn't made by fucking netflix and the first two episodes retelling the whole story by Cortana, "Origins" is as kino as it gets for a lot of shit.
Fucking retard.

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SSGT. K. Stark

Neat Yea Forums thread crossover

It would be if Peter Jackson was still behind it.

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only if it features ODSTs, the best halo characters
!!FACT!!

Cheese and crackers, how can he move in that thing?

The Believe live action shorts weren't bad for Halo 3.

Nah, they'd make Chief black, the Elites polygamous gender-fluid pansexuals, focus on female Spartans and generally pozz it up to be even more unrecognisable than the 343 games are currently becoming.

It would suck dick and you know it.

I mean Halo was already pretty diverse but I’m not sure what they’re trying to say?

Had me until this paragraph

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Yes, if they allowed Neill Blomkamp to do it. Just look at Elysium - he has the bounty hunter villain use what is practically a Jackal Shield. You can tell he still wants to do live action Halo because it keeps bleeding into all his other shit.

Kiki Wolfkill is the Kathleen Kennedy of video.
Fuck that lady, jesus

>chief never shows his face in game because people project onto him easier
>I want chief to show his face for a shower scene
What?

books say John is white

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Is this bitch retarded

Yes, I imagine a hybrid between starship troopers and John Whick

Halo Wars had the best Marine design

A Ghosts of Onyx movie would be absolute kino
>Col Ackerson (or whatever his name is) being portrayed as an actually complex character instead of a cartoon villain
>a horde of child supersoldiers going on suicide missions
>Kelly styling on sentinels and flipping the bird at them
>that last stand with Will taking out Hunters with his bare hands
>Kurt hallucinating all the Spartans that’s died fighting along him, and some of the Spartan-3s he trained and sent to their deaths
>Die? Didn’t you know? Spartans never die.
>detonates nuclear warhead and blows up an entire covenant army

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Remember Reach and Halo Landfall are the closest we’ll ever get to a kino Halo movie. Anything Halo does now is post 343 fucking all the lore/designs up.
>tfw no ODST movie because they are all Epic Spartan 4’s now
>tfw no Reach movie
>tfw no Harvest movie
>tfw we will we get a pointlessly more diverse movie with 343 lore and style

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He was going to produce it, Neill Blomkamp was going to direct it, but it fell through and he made district 9 instead.

Forward Unto Dawn was OK as a small scale story I thought

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A Halo anthology, like the anime one or the various comic/short story collections, would work best. Could explore many different styles and tones - Flood body horror in some isolated facility, ONI political intrigue, ODSTs giving us military porn, Spartans being Spartans, Elites monologuing about honor while dueling each other.

>not elites just yelling gibberish at each other
Wort

The Halo universe is fucking awesome. It could absolutely work as a movie and not feel like a "Video Game Movie" as long as they didn't reference the games.
The Covenant could be fucking terrifying(Elites), while also providing genuine and fitting laughs(grunts).

>the elites are fucking terrifying
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well canon books say he is white and has green eyes but they will probably cast a nigger

That's weird I've never noticed any of these things. However I'm basing that statement off the Forward Unto Dawn, where they really nailed how an Elite would come off to a UNSC soldier. Their physique really lend themselves to be more frightening/intimidating in nature, where as a grunt would naturally be a bit more goofy

They already casted a white guy, isn't a ginger though

>prophet of truth is about to win
>dramatic music swells
>Sarah Palmer appears behind him
>hit in the chin-balls
>*record scratch*
>everyone says "OOOOOOOOOH" in unison
>all the guys cross their legs in sympathy pain
>huragok puts paws over eyes and whimpers
>Miranda Keyes quips "THAT'S GOTTA HURT"
>close up on Truth’s face with him cross eyed
>he says in a silly high pitched voice while looking in the camera
>"Wowie zowie! Riiiiiiiiight in my Sacred Icons!"
>Cut to Joseph Staten sitting drinking a coffee
>"Nuff said!"
>credits

Just stare at the npcs or take their weapons.

ODSTs are so fucking Aesthetic god damn.

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Halo 2 and 3 Elites are awkwardly hunched over, to fit into the same hitbox as the Spartans, so they don't look as big and intimidating as they should.

The non-english-speaking CE and Reach elites are the best.

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guaranteed nigger

well he wears his hair in a tight buzzcut as far as I know so no problems with that for me

Nope, this is your Chief
Could be worse

Though the correct way to portray Chief in a show or movie would have been to just put him in a supporting role, don't show his face, use a 7 foot tall stunt man in the suit or CGI, and have Steve Downes do the voice

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Movie shouldn't be about chief, this was a very dark conflict that has plenty of battles and other characters to follow.

Yes, if it has the budget it needs, and it manages to fit within established canon instead of altering or retelling it.
Probably too much to ask.

But the elites did stand up right in 2

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I remember the suicide grunts being scary on legendary

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>corpsman odst
fucking based

>bungie trips
Check'd

what's the deal with 7's for Bungie and Halo?

>chief in a actual role
Just have him be a recurring character who shows up when 'all is lost', blows some shit up, nods, then fucks off.

God created the earth in 7 days. Halo is what an angel has.

Depends on the director and how deep the understanding of the writer is about Halo and Mythology in general.
The thing about Halo is, that the main character is a half self insert. A savour/hero type figure that gives the player the feeling he's the guy that saves humanity from extinction.
Not the dumbass marines, not the tacticool ODSTs or those no shitterspartans.
How do you translate this into a film? If I were to direct a Halo CE movie, I'd do a Jason and the Argonauts. A group of people who are on a ship with a singular mission: save humanity.
Like the Argonauts, the crew are ranging from humble rowers to fucking Heracles(Master Chief). That's how I would implement the chief. The mystical last Spartan(Maybe allude to Blue team in several scenes for the sequels) but keep the story contained to a few marines & ODSTs struggling to make due on an alien Ringworld and the chief helps them blowing shit up. Basically Halo CE, but this time the shitter marines that die all the time get the spotlight.

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Sadly Chief is no Darth Vader.

It would be if they followed the plot and didn't try to make John some emotional minority fighting against the system any more than what is present in the story.

Hard Mode: Make a pitch black remake except John just crashed on Halo and he has to avoid the covenant and save some female solder and a child.
Moderate Mode: Make a superhero FILM with the Spartan program backstory and John learning to become the chief
Easy Mode: make the story about the multiracial, mixed-gender Spartan teams during the fall of reach

The ODST one was pure kino, and the one where they got old actors to pretend to be Covenant War veterans talking about relics from museums. I also liked the one with the giant diorama of a battle between UNSC and Covenant forces, and at the end, Master Chief looks up with a plasma grenade in his hands (Hello I am master chief lololololololol).

Back when they had creativity and originality.

Reach deliver hope trailer

Hunt The Truth season 1 is kino as fuck, sadly its attached to the abomination that is 5.

I'd watch the shit out of this. Ghosts of Onyx is incredible

Yes.
Humanity first!

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I mean if its a prequel to the halo games, I could take Master Chief not having his helmet all the time since he isn't exactly the Master Chief from the games yet.