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Endgame Red Carpet Premiere Thread Part 2
reviews when
Who is the disgustingly fat woman?
First for Jews
6pm tomorrow
TOO MANY WHITES TOO MANY WHITES!
Yea Forums BTFO SCARJO IS HOT AS FUCK
Anybody have a photo of Scarjo's ass?
>Scarlett & Brie had matching jewelry
Carol x Nat CONFIRMED?
Illegal aliens waiting in line to see movies.
Is Ed Norton there yet
>this fantastic fine piece of jew....
What did homonigger mean by this?
>Bradley cooper and Vin Disel showed up
Ok this is epic.
Terreah
FIRST FOR LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG
BRIE BATTALION!
ah es la goblina...
>it's the infinity jewels
wew
this movie is all i am looking forward to in life right now, i'm scared to see it because when it's over then what do i do
A poor immitation is not the same as a matching outfit. You fucking Brie shill.
HE BALD
god she's so fucking ugly, looks like someone stretched latex over a skeleton and spray tanned it
Don't you guys have anything better to do with your free time?
showing way too much gums
I HOPE THEY FUCK
Not at all, I'd usually just be shitposting on Yea Forums
Are you serious? Nothing is better than this.
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Cumber is such an ass burger
Cap wields the hammer
Hulk tries to wield the Stark Gauntlet but can't
she knows..
WAIT WHAT THYE FUCK ITS NATALIE PORTMAN
TEAM LEUKEMIA
>bitching about Trump
what the fuck
POISE AND CLASS
REPORTING
Wait hold the phone I thought Natalie Portman was done with Marvel what is she doing there?
Yfw Carol kicks Thanos right in the Infinity Stones
Forgot she was dating SNL boy
He is such a nerd lmao
what the fuck is he doing here
KINO INCOMING
>Marko Ruffarro
What did big Ben mean by this?
God she's such a slut.
Coming back as Thor for Brie's all-women Avengers movie
LARS GANG NEVER LOSES
DON SNEEDLE
GORILLA EYES AND NOSE
david lunch lol
WHY IS SHE NOT DRESSED LIKE HER SAVIOR!!!
SHE
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Why doesn't she look this good in the movies?
What the fuck? Why is he wasting his time watching capeshit? That's my job.
Nat Port
"Brie Larson is Grace personified"
LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG
Why are jewish women so much sexier than white women bros?
Like fine wine
less makeup
The way she's looking at Pratt. I wish she looked at me like that.
Herschlag is there huh?
this reminds me of something
>heard you were talking shit about me Yea Forums
SIT ON MY FACE JEWESS
CAPTAIN BOOMER
oh no
I seriously can't tell the difference between iron man nigger and flying nigger.
gavin's a cutie.
An oreo
PROPOSING DURING A CAPESHIT PREMIERE
OH NO NON ONO
LARS GANG NEVER LOSES
BILLION DOLLAR BRIE
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
lol, what if she said no?
IT WASNT A YES
>cameraguy trying to keep the black widow cosplayer in the shot
CRINGE
someone with good feet
BASED VIN DIESEL
>kid is 12
>been dating this lady for a year and a half
This doesn't add up
Marvel Fanboys have no shame
Where the fuck is her ass?
>GROOT SUIT
sweaty drunk vin deisel YES
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK
Higher further faster bby.
Why is he so sweaty
Lynch directed the post-credit scene.
Vin this isn't Comic Con...
Based Dom
Someone post the Vin Diesel meme.
remember when vin diesel left his mic on last year and we just heard him walking around for like 10 minutes
Someone should ask Scarlett about Woody Allen
>get my finest Groot suit ready
Based Vin
scarjo was in the movie my brother the pig which was shit but there was a scene where her feet got tickled and I fapped to it when I was 14 like 15 years ago haha
BASED
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beat me to it. what a guy.
WE ARE GREASE
You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows. A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.
Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults. Adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-adaptations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children. This is your world. This is the world of capeshit.
Terrifying, isn't it?
WE ARE GROOT OMIGOSH
She's a slut and is dating a literal moron, so any good looking guy is hot on her radar.
Uncle Vin's off his tits again and he's ready to bust out the dendrophillia folder.
SCARJOS FAT JEWISH ASS IS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS!!
That's right!
>GUI covering up the fungus feet
Based
>not me on the left ;_;
James Woods is a bitter old fuck and looking up to him makes you a faggot
What a fucking Chad literally
SLUT SLASH
Me on the left
kys cunt
>last shot of endgame is passionate makeout between brie & scarjo
$3B worldwide easy
>that subtle quad definition
wew
MARVEL.COMSLUT
scarjo looks fucking good
fuck the haters! gonna cum to these pics
based woodsposter annihilating angry capeshit faggots
I want Scarlet to kick me in my face then stab me to death.
She looks great
Brie Larson? More like Based Larson! amirite?
#LARSGANG
No Tom? Looks like someone's a little mad that Spider-verse did well without Disney bullshit.
>putting craptain marvel on that recap like she was a big thing
Well, it's over now.
Thanks for joining me.
He knows his wife is a slut. She probably slept with the entire cast.
james woods rules
DON'T SPOIL THE ENDGAME (PLS)
kevins smith is a guest of Thor's
:3
Godamm, I need to watch this episode of Ellen
Probably shooting another movie.
> Imagine a movie where Scarjo, Lizzie, Pom, and Evangeline are all forced to have their feet tickled, and are saved by Brie Larson, whose feet are so foul that the villain foot tickler is defeated by her, haha wouldn't that be weird.
Makes me wonder which MCU lady would piss herself first in a foot-tickling torture session hahahaha.
>someone's a little
Just want to say anyone ITT is a real nigga and cool. Hope to see you lads around Yea Forums in the coming weeks.
scarlett is cute
SEE YOU NEXT TIME LARS GANG
> ...while they strapon fuck Lizzie and Karen.
That got me pretty hype, boys
Based. How can [insert name here]fags even compare?
You aight, white boy.
I'd drink ScarJo's warm piss straight from her pussy.
CUTE
BASED LARS GANG COMMANDER
wtf i love brie now
When did he get RDJ's Shoes?
ALL HAIL THE BATTALION BOYE!
Thanks big dawg. I'm pretty amped. I'm straight up anxious. I get it's not "cool" to like capeshit, but fuck all dat.
BASED CAMERAMAN!
Highlights of the stream
>Chris Hemmingsworth
>Anthony Mackie
>Pom pom being cute
>Vin Diesel
>Chris Pratt
>Chris Evans real life shitposting
>The Russos
Cringe:
>Shuri 'saying what are those
>Tessa Thomason
>Mark Cuck-aloo
>Fungus Girl
>The interviewers
>Bob Jewger
Leak those full spoilers already.
Nice .webm dude
Impossible not to.
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post-credits is them double-teaming Tessa
what do you think scarjo's fat jewish ass smells like?
It looks like she did a lot of work to clean up her feet
Fuck guys, somebody from here told her about her fungus. We made her feel self-conscious enough to actually fix her disgusting infection
you left out Captain Boomerica proposing to his girlfriend
I WANT TO FUCK SCARJO IN HER FAT ASS
>That smile
It seems that way but we'll need to wait for more high-res close-ups to confirm
I don't know about you filthy bunch of homosexuals but Scarjo looks hot as fuck right now, I want to cum inside her until my balls hurt.
No Stan Lee?
user, she's had them fixed for literal years.
>implying we haven't spend years collecting Evans
>implying we haven't spent months seeing my Larson Stocks soar
Shits about to get real
#LARS4LIFE
LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG
her dress cups don't really fit with her tiddies
whos pom pom
Mantis
antenna lady
nobody tell him
I miss Hitler so much, lads.
Excelsior!
He had an .... appointment
thank (You)
she needs to do a Chris evans hand on chest laugh for the memes
Jesus Christ, stop it you absolute mad man!
jk
thanos btfo
So wheres this ellen episode cuz i find no sign of it on youtube
based
It must be a new one that's premiering this week or something, that's a pic from Twitter
Based.
I wanna touch the heinie.
would buyout an entire theater to masturbate
this bitch is subtle as fuck, she knows shes pure evil and the true representation of thanos irl, im scared
me on the left
y’all love brie now???
>Yea Forums femcel
>britbongers SEETHING that shes flipping them off
Are you retarded. Its clearly b8. Go the fuck back to where you came from dipshit
What do you mean "now" user?
#LARSGANG
reminder that he's fucking Arnold's daughter
why is scarjo’s butt so juicy?
i get it, brie is hated by normies now so Yea Forums loves brie now. Just Yea Forums being contrarian, nothin new
>#LARSGANG
WHO /captainmarvel/ HERE?
Incels are the people that like her
Does Thor end up with portman?!?
>now
OH NO NO NO NO
LARS GANG! Featuring Based Destin!
>dipshit
a cutting insult. surely there’s nothing reddit about your post. pussy faggot
What a Chad.
LARS
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ANY GOOPERS?!
based
/goop/
SCUUUMMM GAA.. I mean, LAAARSS GAAAAANNNGGG!!!
do you have her sitting on the cake
disgusting
>proposed to used goods in front of a giant crowd and even brought the wife's son
HNNNNNG!! She hasn't looked this good in a long time
Yes
LARS GANG LARS GANG
>I always knew you'd come crawling back to me. ahahaha
You know it
Dat massive lego head
This triggers the Briefags.
imagine her doing it in the dress
CHADZAM!!!
Lmao not even.
>shit movie that flopped
Why would it trigger anyone other than buttblasted DCucks? lmao
sorry who?
It probably took 2k hours to photoshop out all of the lines on her face
Damn finally a based thread. Anyone else pumped to go see pikachu the week after watching end game twice? Already bought my tickets.
Question: is there a chance the movie will have brie larson single handedly taking out thanos and if so how much of a shitstorm will that result in?
>He can't even use his real name
hell of a kino, Satan
>not even 400 million
OH NO NO NO NO HAAHAHAHAHA
Imagine selling out and going on that cunts show.
Now I'm really not paying to see this.
Then why are you replying?
GODDESS!!!
>is there a chance the movie will have brie larson single handedly taking out thanos
Unironically, no. There's higher chances of Shazam showing up and killing Thanos.
Doesn't mean you shouldn't join the LARS GANG right now though!
LARS GAAAAANG!! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH!
No chance. Even Marvel wouldn't go full retard. It wouldn't even make sense for a children's movie. If it did happen, Expect people actively boycotting other MCU films.
>Scarjo and Based Larson have matching Infinity gauntlet jewelry
I hope Brie fucks Scar-jo with a Kree Strap-on
#LARSGANG
So, is this premiere open to the public?
Spoilers soon?
Premiering tomorrow actually.
>So, is this premiere open to the public?
lol no
>twice divorced single mother
I mean... I'd bang her, but why not find someone 10+ years younger without the decade of baggage?
just imagine some pizza delivery guy sitting next to Thanos
she takes out his ship and his army singlehandedly, leaves the big guy himself to cap
just like kang in the comics
Yeah kinda. Special invites and shit. There were contests based on charitable donations that each actor was doing as well where you'd be their "guest" to the premiere.
Predict the opening weekend numbers
you think this nigga gets to choose young bitches that are hotter than scarjo
870 worldwide
I thought we've had spoilers for like 2 weeks now
Me on the far left.
Yeah I don't remember the context of those though. Asian premieres?
>The dude on the left.
God, I wish that were me. Either one.
>get in and have sex
wat do
600Million DOMESTIC!
My local theater has 40+ showings between 6pm and like 2am on Thursday, because of demand. It isn't even the only there in the city, we have like 20+!
Don't have to ask me twice.
fucking matt damon was there
he's best buds with hemsworth
Meanwhile there's a bunch of AMC theaters are having showings around the clock for 4 days straight
LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG
geez he lookin rough
She's shaped like a plank. I'm not hitting that.
ENDGAME CONFIRMED KINO I REPEAT, ENDGAME CONFIRMED KINO
I live in a shithole small town and all the premiere showings have only shit front row seats
so shit it's not even on fandango and the friday showings haven't all been put up yet
>that nipple
LARS GANG FOR LIFE
What's going on guys! Jeremy here from The Quartering invading this very thread! Please donate to my pateron!
>Brie shilling Audi harder than I'm shilling her on Yea Forums.
Well played Brianne.
>those fucking shoes
Desperately grabbing the chad, I hope he throws her away like a dishrag
Probably some crazy cat lady sjw
WHOEVER IS UNJUST
LET HER BE UNJUST STILL
This is Lars Gang territory pal
Wtf Yea Forums told me she had no ass
How did I miss Brolin?? Anyone get a shot?
based evans
>Yea Forums flooded with /pol/tards bitching about Lars for the last 2 months
>30% of all threads are still whiny onion boys crying about how brie hurt their precious feelings
Wait to they meet The LARS GANG
Why does he look like the right-wing equivalent of a basedboy? Is this what happnens when you make your """career""" yelling at Star Wars?
I bet brie treats her poorly
she's the next thor
gotchu senpai
No, sweetheart. You're cancelled. Everybody in the world hates you. Now be quiet.
She thinks she's the main attraction and everyone is their to see her. She's a foul sjw piece of human garbage
lol, his feet aren't even inside the boots, must uncomfortable as fuck
is brolin a manlet?!?
She was, the problem is the Russo brothers do not know how to photograph a woman in a movie
Do not know anything about makeup, light and correct angles
Lmao you're seething over literally nothing
Kek.
nice. thank you based user.
These are the best times to be on Yea Forums
did pepper potts really leak a spoiler?
>hand is grey shade of death
makeup is evil
far from ugly
to bad she's skipped leg day
Reasons to hate Brianne:
>muh imaginary sexism
Reasons to love Brianne:
archive.4plebs.org
No lube before the giant Kree strap?
He's wearing too much makeup
I want to eat Elizabeth Olsen's ass burger
another miscast my friend
and the box office proved
I dont know, but I wouldn't fuck with him.
We only donate to Brie Larson approved charities. Sorry kiddo.
#LARS4CHARITY
get woke, make bank bitch
Yes, a little bit.
I love it. Manlet Tony should be canon to MCU and I'm sad it isn't.
>ALWAYS has the big boy shows
It's like those shoes they make for people with one leg to long, where one is platformed to even out. But he's just wearing both of them platformed
OH NONONONONONONONO
>yes to the purple
Is this some royalty thing?
BASED
FOOT GAME OFF DA MEDICHAINE
yike
What did she say?
I would hurl dog shit at Larson if I was there
ANY POMMERS
Brie thinking about how she's 100% going to get to assemble her Avengers harem now that she's past one briellion.
>cites Antonioni as an inspiration
>has actual knowledge on kino outside of meme directors like spielberg
>can sing and play guitar
>likes talking heads
>listens to Emperor and Burzum
>has never dated a black guy (yes, the AMA was just her being nice)
>plays Katamari
>plays Mario/Zelda etc
>wants to see/act in Samus film
>doesn't come from wealth
>is an introvert
>doesn't refuse nude scenes
>doesn't shun fans (yes, even white men)
>historically loyal to her significant others and hasn't cheated
>dates only regular looking guys
>likes sailor moon & pokemon
>likes OG star wars
>can act well when given material
>acknowledges DC
>cites wonder woman as an inspiration
>social anxiety causes her to say dumb shit sometimes
>has to push a liberal agenda because the mouse
>has to act reserved and calculated because mouse
plus she was in that show where she sat on a cake.
I want to put my tongue deep in her ass
>and some white dude
b-but Yea Forums told me she hates white dudes!!!
HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOO
LARS GANG
Flat like a board
C'MON
Does she think she's hot with this tight dress with this flat body?
Please someone tell to her the truth
ANY PONDERS?!
Here's a spoiler about her butt, so don't check it if you don't want to know. Pretty major spoiler, just a warning.
Time travel to 2012 in Avengers 1 with a fantastic show of her in that amazingly tight suit on her thick fucking ass.
I actually believe she can pull off a black widow solo film now.
My biggest doubts earlier were that it’d be hard to see her as a young bat because she looks so much older these days but I’m more convinced now than ever. I literally haven’t seen a pic of her looking this good in like half a decade.
what's his name again?
jesus christ what the fuck
youtube.com
>3:07
You just know..
youtu.be
There is scene in the lake with all those cast from others movie.
ayy lmao
he looks like a fucking lizard
They should beard for each other
Brexitfuck Cummigrants
Made for hugging.
>have you had sex yet
i think the link doesnt specifically put it to where you are referring. do you remember the time stamp?
Johnny England.
Yes, but I would cheat on them with you without a second thought
Yes with my waifu
It should, but it doesn't happen if you use the embedded function. You'll have to copy the link and paste it yourself.
She has shitty skin
more like LARS GAG
All these Endgame actresses with the exception of Scarjo are too skinny
>she couldnt even get a real infinity gauntlet
You sure? I put the t=5565 there.
thanks that worked! she's spoiled so much, rescue now this
Why does she smile like The Joker?
imagine what her ass taste like.. I bet its coconut butter mixed with ass sweat
Battlefield Counterstrike
skeletal slenderman
All Jews smile like that tbqh
based
J U S T
Just a hint of delicious musk and female pheromones. Ready to be licked and then lubed up and fucked
one of the highest grossing actors of our time leaves the mother of his child for a literal 6.5
She was getting ugly it seemed but looks hot as fuck today. I would definitely lick her entire body
I would cream in my seat for that one
>>have you had sex yet
wait is natalie actually in endgame?
I don't know if it's a new scene or a digitally edited one.
it's the other one that triggers Yea Forums
She's rockin what she has. That alone is sexy.
Who look more like Ms Marvel or Captai Marvel?
LARS GANG BEST GANG