What are some good cooking shows

What are some good cooking shows

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Chopped

Why is there a string of cheese going all the way down from his tongue to what I assume is the floor

Good Eats > Everything Else

On Youtube:
Foodwishes
Emmymadeinjapan

Fokn ell, look at that

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Really all you need to watch is Good Eats, season 1 will teach you everything you need to know about how to feed yourself like a functional human being.
I don't know why cooking shows are so popular when very few people I've known actually cook anything.

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God i fucking hate rich white women

>white

Joey's World Tour
Cooking with Jack
also that middle-aged woman britbong who makes food

for me? it's cooking with jack.

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>Townsends
>BBQ Pit Boys

what a fucking clown

Funny that Townsends didn't even occur to me as a cooking show
There's also that British lady he did a crossover with, she's got some kino dessert recipes.

Comfy /ck/ thread?

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OIL
NICE AND COLD

Youtube: “Binging with Babish”
Good male easy to listen to makes interesting and fairly easy recipes

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I’m not listening to some fag

>tfw no LARPing auntie with an exceptional bosom trying to prepare me an olden meal while I life her frock and plow her fanny
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>Cooking with Jack
That not cooked at all.

LA BEAST here! Next time I'll eat Jack and pass him through my massive handsome intestine.

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the most disgusting thing

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Girl Meets Farm is hella comfy and Molly Ye is hella cute

Guy's Grocery Game's

>t. brainlet
have sex

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>Some fag

Babish unironically got me into cooking, he made everything easily accessible and uncomplicated. Sure he isn't the best but he is great for someone starting out

Newtonian peanut butter chicken

He's literally a fag, a manlet, and retarded. And by he I mean you, so go to bed Babish.

That's fucking nauseating, what is it even supposed to be?

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KAYS COOKING

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Butter pie

have sex

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Were it not for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you.

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he looked really based cutting that pineapple

Does this guy really think he can cook?
Are is he just doing this crap for the reactionary factor?

God that's autistic

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Emmy sadly went down the clickbait route. I was following her for what I think was a year and a half. Really interesting at first, but man the shit she it doing now is just fucking weird.

>Does this guy really think he can cook?
unironically yeah

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that's the curious thing, he's genuine

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>splashes boiling hot butter at himself as he put the steak down
>raw
perfection

It's funny because he's the definition of mediocrity.

He actually had two strokes because he eats what he cooks. In his recent videos you can see him only using one arm

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Matty Matheson's show "It's Suppertime" on Vice is a pretty great show. I cooked professionally for like 15 years and still manage to learn things from him.

Good Eats and Chopped. Best Thing I Ever Ate for the food porn aspect.

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anyone got any webms of him eating?

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a lot of turkish steak houses are like this

its just for fun, they have heart shaped steaks thats how cheesy it is

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this pls

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Winnie The Pooh

Is trying to make a pancake!
That's too much grease.

nigga got a small ass yard for being on tv for so long

OIL TOO HOT AAAAA

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That's a set.

actually fucking retarded

Pan, nice and cold

Would Gordon be proud?

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kino

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>so much meat
>all that wasted cheese
>salts basically nothing with his elbow over the food
What a stupid memelord.

At least that one is cooked.

I hate this idiot so much. I'd like to see how he fucks up cereal.

The beginning graphics should stay on longer so you can tell it's supposed to be Yorkshire pudding he's making. The preview might look okay on large preview mode but not in small thumbnail mode.

For what purpose

is he dead yet

Halfway there.

It’s sad you can only talk in memes

His wife unfortunately has a corporate job and really good health care coverage. He probably will survive subsequent strokes and heart attacks.

You should really look into kays cooking.

Find the kiwi farms archive videos where Josh moon talks about her. Theyre absolutely hilarious.

She's a stubborn, morbidly obese woman who lives with her disgusting fat NEET son and fucks up literally everything she cooks. Her French toast was baking a loaf of bread sitting in eggs. It's repulsive.

good healthcare wont cover own stupidity
he literally let his hand wither away and die

a travesty against yorkshire

>The Floor

That's where the delectable morsel came from. Wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Wtf is this? DIY emergency eyewash.

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BASED EL AYE BEEST

Is this man the Andrew Dobson of cooking?

A holistic pink eye cure. I wish I was making that up...

The Thing that weirds me out the most is that he wrapped his bowl in a plastic bag before pouring soup into it.

Why?

he got pinkeye from his horrible hygiene and 'cured' it by putting cayenne pepper in his eyes

Ainsley. It's comfy, like seeing an old friend after a long time apart, but nothing's changed. He just happy to see a familiar face and enjoy your good company.

that way he doesnt have to wash it idiot, you wish you were smart like chinese man.

>Yea, it's feeling abit better now
>Eye is beet red bloodshot
Jack is such a low iq retard, even after all these years cooking. Now he's a half disabled mumbling retard.

>hot soup in plastic
>smart
ching chong ding dong

IT'S FUCKING RAW

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To reuse it. I've seen this done for street food in third world countries.

That'll be 49.99 plus tip, sir

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Chili and sea bass

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How can a chef not understand their food has to make it's way into people's mouths

Are those tiny eels or leeches?

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>eating soup out of a dirty semi-melted plastic bag
>smart

...

why do white people think cayenne pepper is medicine?

it's a business for him and he's a lazy dumb american who doesn't put in any effort and his audience is 50% servile boomers and 50% sardonic gawkers
aka, he's /ourguy/

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Because he is literally, unironically retarded.

I don't see you feeding steak to women.

open up, Yea Forums

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jesus rollerblading christ the man can't even get food into his mouth properly

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fucking hell what a dickhead

a rare jack without his signature mouth fucking

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ITT: Things poorfags will NEVER understand.

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americans aren't si-

hell yeah bro let's get this thread lit

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>your duel wielding skill has increased

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>if it hurts that must mean it's working!
Christians were a mistake

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He does which is weird because his son said the only time they eat home cooked meals is when Jack makes a video, otherwise it is all takeout and restaurants

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Can't stand the BBQ Pit Boys sometimes.

They're your uncle with a smoker who overcompensates for their manliness will this yeehaw culture. Still like them but occasionally I just can't take it.

Original Iron Chef.

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what an enormous waste of time and energy just to stuff your face with grease

*x-men theme starts playing*

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>enormous waste of time and energy

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If you watch the vid his son says the duck is more interesting than watching him eat a sausage

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How does he get out?

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>THIS ONE'S FER YOU, MORPH!

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For me, its Marie's Homemade Italian Cuisine
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Oh thank god he doesn't force his son to eat his garbage

>jack
>white

cant say he doesnt try

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i don't speak nazi but he looks pretty waspy to me

EPIC PRANK!!!!

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For me, it's cooking with hoarders.

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He's having fun and it makes me chuckle. Nothing wrong with elbow salt guy unless you actually give him money

>hes engaged to a qt
how?

it's not just women, dudes also go there to get the special salt bae treatment

>i don't speak nazi
thanks for confirming you're from reddit

he doesn't. eggs are his life

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he doesn't look waspy at all, are you a blasian or something?

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Exactly how bad is this for your mouth? Is he spitting blood out after this?

huh?

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this guy is such a fucking tool

dont be mean to her, shes genuinely trying

>putting a whole slab of meat in there
>seasoning the WHOLE sandwich
>stabbing it with the fucking bone
how much do you think that sandwich costs

How often does this guy wipe his ass with the salt spreading hand?

Jesus, what the goddamn fuck is even going on here? I was thinking it was some retarded way to get corn meal but she just wanted corn water? Ja/ck/ is classic but I've never seen this shit before.

jack jr got engaged

he's a great character but feeding the steak to the customer a fucking sharp scimitar is an objectively horrible idea.

Look up Gordon Ramsay's ''''perfect'''' burger. This meme lord seasoning is the best seasoning for all eternity in comparison

"test kitchens" were a mistake

Chaplin’s restaurant

Kind of actually looks tasty desu

Why he sneak up on his food and then pounce with his teeth as if it's going to rin away?

>jack jr got engaged
what the fuck
i remember watching a rather recent video, maybe a year old by now, where he clearly still goes to highscool
so at most he's like 17/18 now?
are you sure its him and not his first son that he kicked out years ago?

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isn't he like 19?
actually that's not that weird for retarded evangelicals who can't have sex unless they're married

no its jack jr
im pretty sure jack doesnt talk to garret anymore

>Gordon Ramsay's ''''perfect'''' burger
You mean his perfect SALT AND PEPPAH with a dash of burger in it?

So this is just the 'gourmet' version of bacon cheese pizza abominations which I saw on Yea Forums 10 years ago or what?

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>that giant NTW banner jack has on the rear window of his car
died laughing when i first noticed that shit

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are those mini cheesecakes? i tried them and they were 200% better than his and i have ZERO cooking experience

what is this
i always see but dont know what it means

Reminds me of an extremely shitty Chevy Chase movie. He could not eat anymore because he turned invisible.
Jack must be invisible too

art was a mistake

>tfw all these shitty foods just make me hungry as hell

What a goddamn national treasure he is. How isn't he dead from a third stroke by now? God must be protecting him personally.

I saw a pic posted here once where Dicaprio went to this retard to get the elbow salt.
Was that photoshopped or not?

not of this world
imagine the Scion of religions
edgy rebranding to appeal to zoomers but only boomers like it cause they think it makes them look cool

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Yeah they do, I think he went home for Christmas last year

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>luke parrey had a stroke and dies
>Jack had two and lived

it wasn't dicaprio, it was rich evans

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>got a stroke and stopped making videos
Thank god, I hope he dies soon

wtf

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I hope he grows up to beat her savagely every couple of weeks and she doesn't leave him because muh Jesus

pure kino

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now I'm wishing I had some of those saved
fucking oldfag

Who has the back to back videos where one is about free bacon for life and the other is "i had another stroke"?

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>fresh out of highschool
>marry your highschool sweetheart
>wearing a lakers jersey and backwards cap
>and didn't even bother shaving neckbeard
yea this has "lasting happy marriage" written all over it
shes still mega cute though. need myself a dumb but loyal religious girl

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>ignores max-fill line

peak thug

I didn't know the cult of Toyoder went *that* deep
fucking hell

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salmonella isn't a good engagement gift, jack.
though maybe he and his family built up resistance to it already

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What the fuck am I looking at?

>tonight on Action News: Local man burns down entire city block by attempting to fry a turkey indoors

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using wood to test ceramic knives as some sort of durability test
this is your brain on ja/ck/

the ceramic blade keeps chipping and he doesnt know why

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They are all married already m8

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she cute

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Jack decided to test his new infomercial knife by trying to saw through a wooden spoon.

Idk dawg, the man is an enigma.

quality product testing

one time he tested a mini blender by making an omelet with it. then he put it in a pan. undercooked the fuck out of it. and blamed the blender for it

you're only supposed to use a ceramic knife on things like produce, not bones or in this case, wood

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>proposing in a LeBron Lakers jersey

honestly don't know how much lower class it can get

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>wearing a fingerless glove to hide your hideous decaying dead hand
the man is a villain

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this is how JD Power tests products

no theyre not they cant be
ill find my one
i still have time, you cant do this to me

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wonder what her feet smell like

The pickles video is my personal favorite. he puts a pound of pickling spices into the brine and no vinegar even though they are refrigerator pickles. He only ages them overnight, and wasn't tipped off right away when they liquid was the color of mud

I actually think he is functionally illiterate. It's not that he doesn't follow directions, he just cant understand them

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Chinese cooking shows are good

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Asking the important questions

>dieverse

Food Wishes on youtube

now this is pure horror

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Is there anything that Jack has cooked and people were impressed?

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fuck that annoying sounding faggot, you can tell in his early videos he talked normal but eventually developed that gay way of talking through each recipe. also he's a jew not putting ingredient amounts in the description of his videos, you have to go to his blog to get those, so his videos are useless

Whatever else you can say about the chinks, they can make some fucking crazy good food

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relatively speaking, everything he makes is impressive desu

KEEETOOOO!!!

AHHHHHHHH

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pussy

>le uptalking faggot
no thanks

funfact
jacks body double actually died while filming this seen
the blast blew this head clean off and it landed a few seconds later on the ground
you can see the rolling head in the ovens reflection

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I went to a Christian college and literally all my friends were married within a year of graduation

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since he got his second stroke he's been cooking sorta better
i dont recall anything on top of my head but everything seems like theyre getting cooked right, no more raw shit. so i'm pretty impressed
ironically however he shouldnt be eating 99% of the stuff he still makes even if theyre finally well cooked. He says he only feeds his family but considering how hes still fat i severely doubt it.

I agree on the faggot sounding part, but I've tried several of his recipes, they were really good.

Surely this is just a novelty restaurant you go to as a joke, like The Heart Attack Grill in Vegas.

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mesophilic bacteria

Is this guy pretending to be retarded or an actual mong?

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Townsends is comfy as hell, but they're not great cooks.

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who is this? also I don't think Jack has ever sharpened a knife in his life, he just buys a new one when they get dull

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Congratulations for all of the divorces
2 years later.

>orange fool

Just your average American

Isn't that basically the crabs genitals? hell of a way to go

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at least one has to fall between the cracks
i'll find the one, god damn it

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NON NEWTONIAN CHICKEN

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I absolutely love Jack's take on keto, which is "eat whatever I want"

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who here /wanggang/ youtube.com/watch?v=0vLpE8483a4

>ja/ck/
>never takes off his flavor ring
>ja/ck/'s wife that now basically cooks for him
>has 3 flavor rings she never takes off
this whole family is fucked up

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chinks are animals

Love this guy
The salt is too funny

>you won't cuck Jack Jr. and ruin his christian view of the world and inspire some hot rap lyrics
nah not today naww naw not today not ever again no no nah

if he is a troll then he is Andy Kaufman good, but I doubt it because he moved his family from Cali to Tennessee because he didn't want the school teaching his son that gay people exist (true story)

ja/ck/ is the gift that keeps on giving

what happend when he gets all the flavorings

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Buddy...do I got bad news for ya

I thought the surly king of the egg fort was mexican?

3 of them are divorced, I'm in my early 30s

>indonesians are mexican

What the fuck is a flavoring

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>t. neighbor stall to the egg king

yeah but she's not going to bonk you unless you go to church with her

LA Beast has turned into a faggot lately

That's not how you bite a sandwhich...

not even my aunt is retarded enough to do this and she's institutionalized

>jack jr hasn't even moved out of the house yet

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You leave Alton alone, he's a good boy.

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This is the fucking worst.
That mutant fucking prehensile tongue...

I'm convinced the petri dish that is his ring is how he got pinkeye

If it has actual spikes and not one of those fuzzy cactus I think your esophagus/bowels would be the bigger issue.

Anyone got the clip where he cracks an egg onto his grill and it just slides into the fire? Then he gets pissed and blames the grill.

post a pic of her tits

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based. why are /ck/ threads so comfy?

Mexican street food is way more creative
they put candy on top of chips and pour chili sauce over it

Jack plays by his own rules burn Palestine to the ground reading is for faggots

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Now that's just fucking impressive. You managed to undercook a wafer thin steak.

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I went there a few months ago. The burgers are pretty good tbqh.

did he just pour vanilla into ketchup

im actually impressed he didn't try to grab the egg and burn his fingers

Gordon Ramsay's best restaurant. Great Escape, the F word, and UK kitchen nightmares are all really fucking good

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that or onions sauce

the way he sticks his tongue out before the bite is honestly revolting. someone put him down

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>mashes his face into the sandwich until fragments of sandwich wind up in his mouth.

youtube.com/watch?v=2-3vhxNUCuE&feature=youtu.be

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On YouTube you have Clara's great depression cooking, The Townsends, and Steve1986MRI reviews

Knowing him, the grill probably isn't even on yet

SNIB????

its also made of garlic and fermented fish
not just onions

It's Worcestershire sauce. Less gross but still nasty.

>holds knife with gloved hand

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>must... die... of diabetes

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Fucking no.

what the fuck

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for me? it's YSAC
youtube.com/watch?v=S6AKDODgLwU

>can cook
>is funny
>makes music
>can rap
>has a cute dog
>makes stop-motion animation just for fun
>puts extra effort and flies around the world for a 5 second joke
>makes a robot out of spatulas and cans, still makes us emotional about it
>prolly handsome
Can anyone even compete?

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Imagine trying to breathe alcohol

Im enjoying these filenames user

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Is that actually a stick of butter floating in coffee?

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i didnt know YSAC posted on Yea Forums

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>he doesn't know about the butter coffee meme

>because he didn't want the school teaching his son that gay people exist (true story)
based

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>clearly leaking
>alright lemme just put it on MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

>how you like your bubbly bro?
>with tiny shards of glass in it bruh slice it up

Jack is a closet case. He has alluded to "choosing to be straight"

You're a pariah in religious families such as yours when you get a divorce. I can guarantee that most of your retarded school mates hate their marriages, but they would be ostracized by everyone in their lives, just like in the past.

if you dont take your rings off before cooking if you are using your bare hands they will get shit and gunk in them
then you cook something else without taking them off, contaminating the food

This can't be real at this point, he's playing up his retardation right?

>mildly amused retard is also an animefag
What a surprise

It's all about the instagram effect these days

Wew!
This wasn't so bad at least he seasoned and cooked the chicken decently.

That's one of the most annoying things about them. Everybody pretends like they're completely happy, meanwhile suicidal thoughts and rage build up until you snap

Based and rawpilled.

His explanation is that he's just an "average Joe" so he doesn't read directions and just jumps right in. Every video you see is his first attempt at making that particular dish and he rarely does second trys

Livin' on a prayer.

No, Jack is just dumb and incompetent, Dobson however is outright petty and malicious on top of that.

How can you be so incompetent? There are literal step by step guides online on how to cook shit.

Alluded? His brother straight up asked him on camera if he chose to be straight and he unflinchingly said "YEAH DUDE!"

He prides himself on being an everyman common Joe, and he believes the average person doesn't read instructions on how to do anything. He just wings everything he does.

Ah, the famous Indian cuisine I see.

What was the deal with that? An epic prank to get more clicks?

he's 100% fucking straight

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NO she's not.

Someone left a comment on her video saying How to cook French toast and her reply was "well everyone does it differently".

Shed an arrogant fucking mongoloid

someones going to go viral on youtube talking about this dude in the next month

There's a hilarious video where Jack and his wife talk to some preacher abiut how Jack beat and nearly choked the life out of his eldest son (the one he doesn't love) because he caught him smoking weed.

Likely what caused his son to move to LA and start his rap career.

Just American. They propose in sports clothing with blacks names on them to solidify their cuckoldry.

she's classic Northumbrian trash. worst part is it is a lifelong hobby of hers whereas Jack knows he sucks and only does it to shill BBQ sauce and ingratiate himself to his fundie buddies.

Jack kicked his son out at 15 to try and get him off drugs and instead of being a hobo he moved in with his grandparents and became somebody.