Why are city slickers always the butt of jokes?

Why are city slickers always the butt of jokes?

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because they're turbohomos

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>waaahhh city people earn more money, have more skills, and can afford to waste it on whatever trash they feel like...das bad!

some people are born to be scammed

>spending five hundred dollars for a branded jacket
Typically Bugman

>more skills
no

Just because you don't understand them doesn't mean they don't exist, user.

this but unironically
kek get a load of mr. gucci loafer over here

Is this a female? or Male? I don't know any more

Is this the one with Hampton Brandon?

>city people have more skills
lmao ok, retard

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why does every top rated youtube comment sound like it was authored by someone's retarded uncle

Well la dee dah Mr. Manicure

i dont think people realize how fucking filthy rich some farmers are and generally speaking these "skills" you are referring to are in fields like marketing or human resources.

>sir? SIR??? are you robbing people?
Thanks goodness Fox is doing all the investigative journalism the world is begging for.

Have sex.

Aguirre the nearest bull for your prolonged buttfucking.

MWAHHH *POP*
MWAHHH *POP*

Dilate

based titty sucking poster

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Weak. Seriously, seek out sexual intercourse. I'm begging ya.

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>mfw had sex yesterday morning with a girl who is crazy about me.
nice try though, city slicker
stay mad because your soil pH is up around 9.6 and you need 7 or 8 max

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Okay this is epic

>an incel fanfic writer and a virgin obsessed with trannies
Grim.