Has this tv blooper ever been surpassed?

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dunno lol

Wrestling is fucking gay, there's literally nothing manly or cool about grabbing another man by the waist and putting your head near his dick and balls. I don't even care that the guy won the fight, if he had to use gay wrestling to win he's not a man as far as I'm concerned

*gallops towards you*

What's the blooper?

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When the hell did Batista fight in MMA?

That time cm punk shit his pants

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Your fat ass can't even stand up let alone fight lmao

Ken Shamrock went from MMA to wresling

>winning is gay

>Wrestling is fucking gay
And that's the reason you watch it. Okay.

That time the brothel owner let his establishment become a farm store.

t. JV wrestlers that think it gave them some sort of magical power to win any fight they find themselves in.

I was a gold gloves semi finalist and I would beat the everliving fuck out of you with one hand tied behind my back and if you were gay enough to put your hands around me and try to wrestle me homo-erotically to the ground I would take my strong hand and I would snap your faggot collarbone like it was a chicken bone. Wrestling is for naked, greased up romans and literal homosexuals. It has no place in a real fight or against skilled fighters for that matter, it only works against meme fighters like CM Punk. I remember when some manlet wrestler wanted to fight me because I fucked his gf in high school and I shattered his collarbone, all that talk about being the big wrestling star evaporated real quick and he started crying and begging me to stop hitting him like the manlet bitch he was. You two cucks could come at me at the same time and I'd put you both in the hospital.

*taps out*

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>gold gloves

how'd you get that, did you jerk off the most faggots, faggot?

What about this kino? Has it been surpassed?

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This. Wrestling is just an excuse for homos to hug and fondle other men, while calling it a "sport"

>t. JV wrestlers that think it gave them some sort of magical power to win any fight they find themselves in.

I was a gold gloves semi finalist and I would beat the everliving fuck out of you with one hand tied behind my back and if you were gay enough to put your hands around me and try to wrestle me homo-erotically to the ground I would take my strong hand and I would snap your faggot collarbone like it was a chicken bone. Wrestling is for naked, greased up romans and literal homosexuals. It has no place in a real fight or against skilled fighters for that matter, it only works against meme fighters like CM Punk. I remember when some manlet wrestler wanted to fight me because I fucked his gf in high school and I shattered his collarbone, all that talk about being the big wrestling star evaporated real quick and he started crying and begging me to stop hitting him like the manlet bitch he was. You two cucks could come at me at the same time and I'd put you both in the hospital.

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MMA isn't a sport.

>gay MMA shit

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he started as a wrestler in the 80s

That's a good looking combo. Nice!

MMA is art.

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>parry into fluid combo
It's just like my fightan vidya!

Am I a bad person because I want to see him fight again, just so I can watch him get rekt a third time?

I miss Alvarez so much. He was so fun to watch, whenever he got his back to the cage and was in trouble he would just unload and start wildly swinging.

>EDDDDIEE!

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This just highlights how this entire sport comes down to reaction time. If you could somehow react twice as fast as your opponent to doesn't matter how much more fit they are than you you'd utterly dominate them.

Yeah, that's why they don't bother training anything other than reaction speed.

Yeah, ok faggot. Let me roll my eyes so far back i can see out my ass.

>teleports behind you
>tackles you to the ground and locks your arms behind your back and your face between my thighs
Heh, nothin' personal, kid.

ragin al is gonna heem this boomer stiff

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It's the Golden Gloves ya simp.

Hi mr not CM Punk

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What's the blooper?

I heemed myself today
To see if I still drawl
I focus on the brain
The only thing that heems

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SNIFFFFFF

Prime Schaub Heems Ngannou

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i'm a self taught kiai master and i could literally use my ki to render you unconscious you fucking faggot, come at me

what the fuck was his malfunction in that mcgoober fight though? He literally looked like a amateur wmma fighter in it

Theres a video where he fights some giant couch potato in some unheard of promotion. The match really sucks he only won because his opponent was too out of shape to get back on his feet from laying on the ground.

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he was always a can who got the belt by accident

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Even an average manlet on the streets can heem cuck m punk

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you know what's cool about actually being totally hetero? this kind of shit doesn't even occur to you. it's pretty nice.

did he dieded.

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this man scares me

based

*suffocates u with his meaty, sweaty thighs*
no homo

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I could take him

Which one was this? Kinda wanna get more info on it after seeing this.

donald cerrone vs rick story

Mexican>>>>>niggers

black, white... nobody's safe.

johnny walker is a purebred brazilian bull

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HELP ME

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incel lol

He's probably married or something

Yep, every mexican that's over 6' and doesn't have 30+lbs of body fat.

Based and redpilled

He got *METOOed, of course he doesn't want to be anywhere close to a woman.

>das it mane

If a dude busted out a RKO and actually knocked a fully trained man out it would be based what are you talking about

he's happy

Did bouncing on the street kill him or what?

My god that guy telegraphed those punches you coulda seen them years before

based