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The critics don't care. This is what everyone has to understand. Critics and "journalists" don't review films anymore. They make up their minds if they should support and push a film ahead of time depending on if it's politically important or if there's money involved, like a Marvel film. No, they aren't paid directly, but sponsorships and premiere invitations are just as good. Stop listening to critics, they don't have your interest at heart. They're basically a second marketing team. Also half of the people who put up reviews on RT are Youtubers, not kidding.
Kino..
Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita's daughter/father bonding.
These threads keep on coming and we ain't gonna stop!
CUT IT OUT YOU FAGGOTS
That CGI in the final fight literally made me burst into laughter, give me like 3 months and access to MS paint and I could of generated better quality CGI...
I know we had this image made a while ago but is this the first time it's been used for a banner?
They've slowed down a little, as we only beat 4 threads a day now, but it's still a good pace. Things'll pick up significantly in the next month.
You mad?
Alita is not dumb and she does NOT drool.
Yeah, I think it's the first time it got made into a banner.
Oooh that's a beautiful colour
>general for a flop
in my defense I never noticed the drool lol
Seeing Alita in the theater for the last time was wonderful, but now i have to wait for the bluray.
And when the sequel comes i'll make sure to see it in IMAX
/our girl/ is a bit silly user
I'm gonna blow a lot of money on IMAX tickets come sequel
Hi
>Haven't been in these threads for two or three weeks.
>Out of curiosity come to see if they're still going.
>Still going strong with probably the same anons in them.
It's quite a community this movie has created.
Beautiful really.
Hi.
Oh shit... DID I JUST HI-RAPE YOU OMG I'M SO SORRY!
Hello new bread
Please be healed by Alita’s chubby cheeks
She's just thinking about her pet Hammy.
Welcome back Alitafren
>ywn hear Rosa and Christoph read this
Can I pet your beaver?
Hi Leeta I love you
>Sure user, but hes a little shy.
Which one?
Silly Alita.
That's not a beaver.
we have slow times but we're still going strong.
Hope ya stick around friend
I feel like it's the same person who posts this pic every time and I love you for it.
All but bottom left. But, frankly, the glasses ruin the red too.
Yes, there was nothing wrong with the effects per se, but they forgot to think about "how does you make you feel". Like the city scapes in GitS reminds me more of the flying scene in BR2049 than of the street scenes in the Ghost in the Shell anime. Something as simple as in the latter - we see things from a human level. And with BR2049 - at least we have K in the flying car. GitS live action was just a random drone shot.
Compared to that, Alita managed to capture the tone and emotion of the original so well.
I feel like it has been awhile so
> kissu
1 obviously but 2 and 3 are kinda cute too.
1 and 3 however blone-Alita is heresy unless it's the Leeta copypasta
>B O O P
Original of course. I wouldn't ask /ourgirl/ to change.
One day, /ALITA/!
1 and 4
What was Rosa doing here and what was that expression trying to convey?
>Oh-oh I just thought?
>I can make him look a bit like a beaver for you...
You know something dude, original with number two's shades.
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Angel of the Iron city
she was doing a tactical sneak and was discovered
Ha! I'm just messing with you.
>didn't save the webm of alita and hugo holding hands while walking to his bike
>AGAIN
Does anyone have it?
Thanks. I saved it for sure this time
The healing never ends, friend. We're in for the long haul.
Blessed digits and thick Alita
I... fucking love that picture. Thanks user!
Revised it again, most likely final version unless I can somehow get stems from Junkie XL and do a proper remix.
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Aaaand perfect. Downloading it.
>I'm a bit down
>can always go to Yea Forums and get cheered up by exotic Alita memes, of imaginative quality unknown in the 90's when I first picked up the anime then manga and the cultural wasteland in between then and the movie release.
I unironically love you guys.
Did you though? Did you really?
Love you too user
Yes, yes I did
Incredible work.
Double check.
Triple.
Love you too user.
oldie pic but classic
>ido comes home with his new AI waifu
>alita has to get used to her new stepmom
Thanks anons.
comfy hours are well and truly upon us
love you too fren
Finished version
Requesting Alita with big udders
sure feeling that way. Also, does anybody have the manga pics of Alita in gym clothes? I was the user who was going to put up the workout routine the /fit/user wrote up for us and realized I apparently don't have anything to work with. I would like some cutouts of her practicing in her room with the mirror but I'm no cutanon. So a simple bw piece will work for now.
Bros I need some help,
how do you personally hype yourself up to asking for a girls number/ask her out? It's been five years for me and my final chance to ask her is Wednesday before the semester ends. Watching Alita made me feel extremely lonely I can't take feeling alone anymore.
here you go, she's really stacked huh!?
i want to bury my face in that ass
have you talked to this girl before or are you going in cold?
Just the usual chit-chat during class, nothing personal at all...have I waited too long?
Alita has a tight butt. She does not have a steatopygous butt.
>face
Want some advice?
It's always too late. But you're a man. Just fucking do it anyway and roll the dice. It works or it doesn't work, and if it doesn't roll the dice again some other time.
I love the creativity in these threads, very nice work user.
Take one of these and call me in the morning, user.
if you've already made that contact then I think you've got a good shot with asking her out for coffee or something. It's mild enough to not make somebody feel awkward but if she's not completely dense she should be able to tell that you're asking her out. As far as hyping up goes, I honestly don't know. I just kinda fall into it somehow.
>some other time
Last day I'll see this girl but ok.
Solid advice though.
I've got a few.
Honestly, just ask. If you made at least some small talk it's not too wierd. If you never spoke to her at all and then suddenly just asked, then yeah it's most likely gonna be "no" from her. Do it user!
In the spirit of the /comfy/ thread I reorganised my stories to be easier to browse in case anyone missed a story through the last 400 threads. I'm of course still working on more as always. Love you all lots my friends.
Comfy; in recommended reading order:
>Peace. You and Alita share a cozy drink as you watch over Iron City.
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>Summertime Joy. Alita has a summer secret which she wants to show you.
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>Storm. Alita can’t sleep as a thunderstorm rolls over Iron City.
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>The Cove. You and Alita travel to the Badlands for a swim in a familiar rock pool.
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>Orange Juice. Your day at work ends on a high note with Alita’s attempt at a classic drink.
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>Neon Angel. You and Alita have a proper date for the first time in forever.
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>Breeze. A snapshot of a lazy spring morning together.
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>Starfall. A midnight adventure leads to a quiet place outside of Iron City.
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>Mandated Recovery. Alita hates being sick, but a present from you makes it more bearable.
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>Swan Song. An end for what was, and a beginning for what could be. [No matter how you read the stories in this section, read this one last.]
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I meant, "Plenty of fish."
Con't.
Bittersweet; in recommended reading order:
>Don't Piss Me Off. An incident at work brings out Alita's protective side.
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>Fractures. A darker take on Alita as a possessive partner.
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>The Hunt. Alita tracks a dangerous bounty through Iron City’s alleys, despite Ido’s disapproval.
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>After the Flood. After another Motorball victory, Alita meets a young fan in the depths of Iron City.
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>Longing. Koyomi and Alita reminisce over their lost loves.
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Semi-LEWD; in descending order of soft->hard. Most of these are /comfy/ too:
>Heart. Alita shows you her heart, though it's not quite what you expect.
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>Competitive Spirit. Alita gets a little too invested in a board game with some of your friends.
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>The Big Picture + Secret. A film drive is discovered in Scrapheap and you manage to decode it for an evening surprise.
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>Pillows. Alita builds her very first pillow fort with a little help from you.
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>Pressure. Alita gets what she wants, even when you have other plans.
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let me look through the manga i think i can get you a few
Last one.
Misc:
>Darkest Night. Three days after Hugo dies, Alita mourns for her lost love.
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>Fear. Zapan faces his greatest fear and his greatest shame.
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>Snippets Vol 1 & 2. Little bits and pieces of ideas which don’t deserve their own story. Lots of Alita monologuing.
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>Nightmares. You comfort Alita after a nightmare.
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>Numbers. A celebration of $400mn, and Alita’s Motorball prospects.
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>Changes. A short piece about not fearing the future.
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Love u writefag
Come the sequel you better fly your ass to LA and meet some of us
>y-ywn...
Self-restraint CutOut... self-restraint...
> baggy pants and a tight top showing off her tummy
Delicious
thanks jefe
So asking for digits first isn't a good idea?
Yeah I've complemented her projects and talked about class mostly but it's something.
you are a machine dude. That's a lot of writing.
She's heavy
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If I were a girl I would totally train in workout gear like that.
I'm still probably gonna try and get a shirt/trackies with PHYSICAL printed on them some time in honour of /ourgirl/
I'm extremely picky wish my fish but that's my own problem.
I mean ask if she would like to hangout outside of class and if she's cool with that then ask. Pick a day, let her confirm it. I would avoid waiting after your class is finished, creeping her on fb or something and THEN asking however.
MORE LEWD PLEASE
You know I goddamn will.
Once it started I just couldn't stop for a bit. I've slowed a little now but I'll always make content for you guys. I have something cooking for the sequel announcement too.
I wear the Male version of this to workout
Basically same outfit except the top is a fitted tank top
Alita is like me. I love doing advanced yoga and weird gymnastic martial arts shit
Will probably get a physical shirt too
wew lawdy
I dont want to be sad reading Alita
My biggest problem is finding an opportunity to ask honestly, I don't want to just ask her in front of everyone at her table and make her uncomfortable. But no I don't do the whole ask via social media creep stuff.
I lift trackies because I got used to it after once doing 5x10 deadlifts for volume as part of 5/3/1 om shorts. Never making that mistake again.
Why must I suffer to see those two part
Don’t overthink it. Just do it before/after class
Truth of the matter is she has already made up her mind/will make up her mind on the spot
Go for it
>Keytars, anime cyberpunk, and the original waifu for most of us
What is best in 90's life, all in one image.
Capoeira kunst
>My biggest problem is finding an opportunity to ask honestly
I know the feeling fren. I honestly can handle being turned down after taking a gamble to talk to somebody but I also don't want to burst through the door like a turbo-autist and ask them out.
So, what is Zalems deal?
I’ve always loved to workout but Alita definitely gave me my spark and motivation back
I got back into fighting because of her and even got into skating because of motorball
it big
Alita and Conan would get along in sparring I think
Do you guys ever think about fucking that thing?
i liked it, although i missed the scream. still really good work
my dick aint that big user
Clones and remote brains 1984 btfo mars
>You know Jerry, my buddy says he knows a way into Zalem.
Yeah I just want a good opportunity out of ear-shot from the rest of class. It's the only way I'll have the balls to do it.
I'M GONNA GET HER DIGITS OR DIE TRYING
Well, I do.
A lot.
Can't win if you don't play is what i always say
zalem fucks you, fren.
>What? That's impossible George. No one's ever been to Zalem.
Zalem is a top
>Kramer, how do you know anybody in Zalem?
>Well you know, Bob Sacamano of course!
What is happening?
Please try not to die though
the beginning of a new meme like JRE or Wahlberg posting
>You know those cargo tubes? He says you can get in through them Jerry.
Non-American and/or zoomer detected
>Jerry you're not listening to me! I've been up there I swear!
>oh, you did not.
>I did! Would I lie to you?
>yeah well then what'dya do up there all day?
>oh, TCB... you know... takin' care of business?
The pain of silently admiring my crush and not doing anything will destroy me, I have to do something.
Non american
>You're talking crazy! The tubes have those defense-thingys on them. You wouldn't make it more than two feet.
Bigger
kramer go to zalem
It's Seinfeldposting, user
>snake eyes
>umm i only like you as a friend user...
>hell yeah
Now who is who- it's edit time.
I need healing, bros
left to right, zapan, ido, alita, hugo
>not even friends with her
It's do or die for me
>No Jerry, i mean inside the tubes! We just need to get into some cargo and were in.
Is he coping a feel?
What's wrong user?
What happened, fren
Bad day at work, business is bad
I believe in you, suck in that gut and go to in strong
once you have her number and you guys start talking, you have to ask her out on a date, don't waste time beating around the bush asking to just "hang out". it'll show her you're actually interested in her and have the confidence to ask for a date, and that you're not a pussy
Godspeed
Thanks user. I'll try not to think about it every second till Wednesday...
>tfw I was planning on making it casual and say "want to hang out sometime?"
Who knows I may not even get the digits.
Did something bad in particular happen?
>user ask Alita out.
>Her reaction is pic related.
What do?
>:
Don't discourage him, user
well, that's the ballgame
I'm honestly not afraid of the answer, I'm afraid I won't man up and do it.
Take a couple shots about 30 minutes before asking, I find that helps.
Multiple reasons why I can't do that
I knew it was coming though... so I never asked...
Are you a sand nigger?
Stop! I can only get so erect!
No I'm not
Reframe the situation.
You are not doing it for you. You are doing it for her. She deserves something good, which is you, so you do HER a favor.
If she doesn't want you, she is making a mistake and it's her loss.
Thats the spirit you want to radiate.
Probably a burger below legal drinking age.
>humiliate me more Alita
Does anyone have the camrip with supposedly amazing sound? I only have the 1XBET rip and it's not exactly great.
Interesting perspective.
I can't drink because I have my final that class, also I have to leave right after and I'm taking my motorcycle on the highway and I don't ride with any alcohol in me.
do you think we'll get Alita Robot waifus if we buy the blu ray?
I'm half tempted to learn how to program so I can start experimenting with AI myself, because I know that shit isn't going to happen on its own.
Its her mistake, and her loss, i can just laugh it off, take my coat and vanish into the rainy night.
I lure on chocolate.
>You are not doing it for you. You are doing it for her. She deserves something good, which is you, so you do HER a favor.
>If she doesn't want you, she is making a mistake and it's her loss.
As if Alita would want to date any of you Yea Forums incel.
What a cuck.
To be fair the fact that she can't bear children can be a big downside.
being dommed != cucked
>wanting children
What I see?
Small, sneaky Martian cyborg afraid to leave the house?
Come out, or think you ruin your hair?
Write on my grave, "He tried"
This film will inadvertently inspire the golden age of the race towards cyborg waifus
>she can't bear children
>twenty sixth century
I think the solution is easier to find.
ABSOLUTELY BLESSED
>To be fair the fact that she can't bear children can be a big downside.
You mean rampant cyborg sex without worrying about pregnancy? THIS is a downside?
Robowaifus will become real in our lifetime
>Robot
Amusing will be the time when all the borders between people and machine will be erased and there will be no difference at all.
Anyone with prognostics is technically a cyborg.
that's actually funny, saved.
Something only a cuck would say. Men like you disgust me.
I can be after a few years.
Surrogate?
They're real now, if limited, but they're under corporate thumb and are often lobotomized for wrongthink.
>Cortana had some potential.
>RIP Tay.
>When you try to sound smart but give away how dumb you are.
Independently developed AI when
Tons of shit on YouTube.
Prosthetic.
Damn auto-correct!
This thread went from comfy to wretched real fast. What the hell, guys.
>mass replying on a phone
Maximum cuck.
Cloning using dna from both parents.
Even now, a mixture of dkn of three people is available to correct genetic errors.
let's clear this up with some wholesome alita
>"Does it bother you... that I'm not completely human?"
Why would Alita ask that at the moment? a few ideas:
1) She's wondering if Hugo is weirded out by the concept of a person not 100% human. At that point she's spent some time in Iron City and people with bionics or even full cyber bodies are not out of the ordinary so that's not likely the answer
2) She's asking if it bothers him the possibility of normal sex might not be possible. She knows she can't offer him the same deal as other more human girls. This is the sexual angle
3) She's not really asking anything but rather threatening him, "Are you afraid I could break you in half if I wanted with no effort at all? if not we should be a thing"
I'm leaning towards 3) which is why Hugo appears to be visibly distraught and backed into a corner at that point, only being able to mutter "Y-yeah... you're t-totally h-human and cool in my books..."
A solid portion was dating advice which I greatly appreciate.
The wholesome frens are always here
Adding another entry to the Norton Cinematic Universe (NCU)
That would work too.
anons had gotten hit with a doze of reality. That even if they meet her for real. She's never go out with them.
>dating advice
like what?
>dkn
dna
*asking for a date advice
2) is the most likely answer based on the novelization.
In the novel she assure him that she can do it like a normal girl with her new body.
It's actually a combination of factors user, but you're trying to be too rational about it. She asks because it's a reflection of her own worries about her humanity. Remeber she just previously heard from Ido that she needs to choose what kind of person to be, whether it's warm and caring and feeling like a human or mechanical and cold and efficient like a robot. When we ask people questions like the one she did they're almost always about our own perceptions of self than the actual feeling that the person we're asking it of has. Hugo deals with it very well I think which is a bit part of why he deserves redemption more than Yugo.
>novelization
This is triggering.
L-lewd
I think it's more, "I could break you in half please don't be intimidated."
The rest was cleared up by supplementary material.
I was gone for 30ish mins and suddenly people are getting called cuck; very lame and uncomfy dudes. Have a comfy Easter pic.
I don't think it's any of those. I think it's that Alita has squared away her life, but Hugo is the one remaining uncertain factor. She wants to make sure he's on board with her new self too. If he says yes then she'll be fulfilled.
You know they probably had sex off-screen right?
Keep it wholesome guys
>ALita
Yes
>Genuinely cute and heartwarming description of Alita's first kiss
>Then
>"They went on kissing"
Fucking why like come on I know that this author CAN write good scenes why does she insist on half-assing the bits in between??
Alita is straightforward.
Alita is a confused teenager.
Alita wanted to say what she wanted to say "Do you really like me?"
I'd bet they never got a chance to.
Me on the right.
Enforced minimum word count.
Hey Todd, where's my digital copy of Skyrim for steam I asked for a year ago?
It might surprise you but I'm not actually Godd himself but if you're a good boy this year he might release Skyrim MS-DOS edition.
Dickens was paid by the line and still put out great work.
Poncholita is the best thing
Post cutelitas
Fine
she's also dangerous
>Cameron dove down to the deepest place on earth, came back and made anime real
what the fuck did he see down there?
He saw God
I have a soft spot for Alita+K
The aliens from "The Abyss," they live, and he made a deal with him that he'd make anime real if they'd spare humanity
I made this one c:
I’ll make another rn
a deal with them*
Truly higher beings
Please
BR fucking WHEN
Brazil?
At the risk of dumping bloody chum in shark-infested waters, this is the appropriate reaction for him to have given her level of maturity before and after getting the Berserker body
Thank you fren
Yes
Where can I read the rest?
In future.
June.
Nice
bunny!
Dude as someone who read it the fanfic people post here is literally better
Gib pic with better view of ears
>Stupid hole
Everytime
Man good times, my first daily driver.
Anyone who lewds doll body Alita is not ok imo.
Cuuuute
Great answer blessed by the 99
it's got some horses in there
Hi VA
You're absolutely right
I've had to deal with those kinds of insecurities myself before so I understand it very well.
Nice try but you got the wrong namefag.
So, writefag X Thread Man when?
GoT the vampire one?
Change it to Yugo watching at Zalem instead of berserker body and it wll be perfect
is hugo a boobs or a butt guy? im thinkin boobs
No, sry
He’s a thigh man
CUTE
now you've gone too far
he's a foot guy
Why is this general so B a S e D and Blessed?
You guys always have the dankest OC. Anyone who doesn't think this is the best thread on Yea Forums has brain AIDS and anal cancer.
>Writing about real people
What is this, the one direction fandom?
Welcome to the initiation, acolyte. Enjoy your time here and stay /healed/
he's a big eyes kinda guy, clearly.
>a recurring general for a movie nobody has seen
>300 posts
>40 unique posters
And here you are
aside from some of the phenomenal work our general makes, my favorite moments are when we flip a shitposters tactics on them within the same thread.
40+1 thanks fren
He's a dead guy
This pic literally reflects everything Rosa is
For you
he is an hand guy
>This is Nurse Gerhad.
a cute silly goof who doesn't take herself too seriously but can switch on the E X T R A when she wants? yeah you're right.
honestly this movie made everybody a hand person in the first scene with Alita.
That hand is beautiful
Beautiful. You can tell a lot of care went into this film.
These must be RR's least dad-like jeans I've ever seen him wear
somebody better be baking some fresh bread
YOU
I would but i know that whenever i announce, someone makes a new thread anyway
Is there any manga significance to the choice of purple?
just do it fren.
idk if this got used yet but here's a banner if you don't have one lined up.
It was the color they picked for her motorball body on one of the covers
JUST
It's ok mr frog you can do it
Baking
KNOW
New
sit on my face