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What will his first line be?
Juan Diaz
Thomas Collins
"dis...nigga"
Alexander Harris
>ice to see you
Logan Bell
>"Allow me to break the ice."
Hudson Martinez
>so we finally meet, Jon Snow
>I thought you'd be taller *winks at camera*
Jack Young
>"AHEM"
Isaiah Reyes
why was there no attempt to negotiate with them?
Jonathan Robinson
"Sansa Stark is the smartest woman in all of Westeros"
Easton Foster
>stabs Bran and it seems like he won
>something starts spreading up his sword arm
>he either dies or turns back into a human or something
>all the white walkers crumble into dust
this will happen
Zachary Gutierrez
I like Donald trump
Easton Hall
Despite making up only 13%
Jaxson Clark
Sneed
Tyler Lewis
The ice man cometh!
Caleb Baker
Based and heightpilled
Lincoln Baker
> MAKE WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN. THERE WAS NO COLLUSION BETWEEN ME AND THE LANNISTERS. WIGHT PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
Levi Diaz
I'm a gorilla in a fuckin' coupe, finna pull up to the zoo, nigga
Who nigga? Who the fuck is you? I don't know, nigga
No, nigga, pull up on your block, we gon' blow, nigga
Go, nigga, run, nigga, run for the po', nigga (Police nigga)
Gas what I smoke nigga
Feds at my door, jump out the window, nigga
No you can't get no money silly ho
I just hit a stain, faneto
Xavier Barnes
Global warming is real
Sebastian Jones
What is 13% but also 50%
Matthew Jones
>....And who are you?
Ryder Lee
> Me balls are frozen
Jonathan Cooper
>at least i have balls
Hudson Kelly
Racism
Robert Baker
IM AN INCEL RARG FUCK WOMEN AND BLACKS
Justin Bailey
>meets Bran in the Godswood
>kneels before him
> “I swear fealty to thee, my Lord”
>Bran laughs maniacally and turns into a huge white walker
Hudson Jones
BLUE FACE, BABY
Jason Howard
>The jews did this
Christopher Turner
'The age of man is over. The time of the ice has come'
Logan Collins
LET IT GO, LET IT GO
Colton Price
I would unironically sing this show's praises for the rest of my life if that actually happened.
Aiden Ramirez
I'm Mister White Christmas!
I'm Mister Snow!
I'm Mister Icicle!
I'm Mister Ten Below!
Friends calle me Snow Miser;
Whatever I touch;
Turns to snow in my clutch!
Ha! Ha!
I'm Too Much!
Josiah Edwards
Based. Wight Pride Worldwide son.
Ethan Phillips
>THIS IS WAR, BABY.
Aaron Hughes
>#metoo
Christopher Cruz
>"this game of thrones truly was a song of ice and fire"
Michael Phillips
> AIM AIM AIM
> SHOOT
> STAAAAAAAAY BAAAAAAAACK
Henry Richardson
You want my advice?
You need to chill out.
Jayden Myers
>sees daenerys pull up with her three dragons
“yeah aight, I’m bouta get disrespectful in the muhfucka”
Brayden Allen
>Fuck society, rise up
Lincoln Thomas
>What are some Simpsons gags that you never understood?
>Mine's Sneed's fuck and suck.
Christopher Nguyen
Sheev dubs confirm
Carter Peterson
Let's kick some iceeeeeeeee
Owen Morgan
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Cameron White
>have sex
Honestly shocked no one else said it yet.
Noah Smith
I love you user, I feel like we are both the same age
Chase Brooks
>the final battle
>the humans one by one attack the Night King
>Jon, Bran, Theon, Jorah, Jaime, Tyrion all fail to defeat him
>In victory Night King screams 'no man can defeat me'
>the camera pans to Dany
>'I am no man' she screams
>she proceeds to kick him in the balls
>'owie zowie Wight in the wildlings ' the Night King cries whilst writhing in pain
>the Night King then gives Viserion back to Dany
>cut to D&D drinking coffee
>"Nuff said!"
>roll credits
Jonathan Brooks
DEM DIGITS
Parker James
Daniel Cook
Jacking yourself off while shitposting wasn't enough for you? We have to watch it now?
Sebastian Hernandez
Guys, what is the night king's tax policy? I feel like george forgot this crucial detail to the story
Easton Butler
>AHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME RENLY
What the fuck did they mean by this?
Matthew Edwards
COMO ESTAS, ME LLAMO JORGE
WALL ES IMMORALE, EVIL WHITE RACIST, WE HAVE RIGHT TO LIVE IN WARM LAND
Ryan Gonzalez
>"rosebud"
Caleb Thomas
Doctor Pavel I am CIA
Juan Hall
YOU THOUGHT A BOAR COULD KILL ME?!
Cooper Young
oh god, i can fucking see this happening as a "huge" plot twist... fuck this world.
Brayden Wright
"FUCK white people"
Brayden Myers
>my name jeff
Jason Martinez
>ICE ICE BABY
Jason Rodriguez
>and turns into a huge white walker
Made me lose my shit.
Lincoln Lee
i'll accept this ending to the series but only if his wheelchair grows with him
Joseph Green
I think there is still time to cast Arnold has the Night King.
Kayden Gutierrez
Parker Harris
Impressive, most impressive
Ethan Sullivan
I like this one.
Mason Diaz
More like white roller.
Carter Murphy
all to the tune of a self playing honky tonk piano
Levi Jackson
I fucked Ted
Juan Ward
"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. "
Charles Turner
>"All of your base are belong to us"
Carson Gray
>yeet
as he dabs on dany's dead dragons
Christopher Gomez
>What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!
Grayson Ross
>no dog covering its eyes with its paws
Gabriel Bailey
jews?
Colton Hernandez
HODOR!
Andrew Ortiz
>we had this thread already
Jayden Mitchell
and we will have it again
Jack Morris
$1000 for everyone
Women's studies degrees forgiven
All white males sent to the ovens
Xavier Reed
>'And that's why building a wall won't ever work'
>*winks at the camera*
>A spontaneous onions flood kills dozens at the Burlington Bar
>Mueller executes Blumpf in the Oval Office
>10/10 reviews from the Huffington Post and the Guardian
James Smith
"Ice to meet you"
Jackson Wood
"I'm tired of you guys giving me the cold shoulder!"
Eli Howard
dude lmao
Brody Moore
Fuck off back to redit
Eli Gray
Is the Night King a homosexual?
Colton Parker
He's an incel
Benjamin Jenkins
>If you put that sword in my heart, will I die?
you're a big guy
>for you
Joseph Ortiz
"Freeze in Hell, Batman!"
James Gomez
I’m afraid that I’ve gotten cold to go start marching south
Ayden Gray
>Bran suddenly yells: "Watch out Joh, he's going to say it!"
>Night King: "Nig.."
>fade to black
Isaiah Sanders
he wouldnt dare
Jaxon Jackson
HONK HONK
Aaron Robinson
What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age
Easton Morris
Jews did 9/11
William Russell
Let me guess, Plant Girl? Vine Lady? Huh? Hand over the diamond Garden Gal, or I'll turn you into mulch
Michael Cooper
What if he kills gray worm before that, and then revives him back on his side, and gray worm gives him the N word pass
Grayson Parker
"the things we do for love" as he slices the kingslayer in half
also, by kingslayer, i mean brienne, not jaime
Thomas Clark
>”Tonight’s forecast: a freeze is coming!”
>”Cool party!”
>”I’m afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas for mercy.”
>”Let’s kick some ice!”
>to Bran ”Stay cool, bird boy”
Kevin Perez
ICE TO MEET YOU
Henry Adams
kekd
Camden Williams
lold
William Rivera
temperature low. get it?
looks directly into the camera
Alexander Smith
Nigger
Charles Carter
Based AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHH poster
Noah Powell
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
Daniel Reed
>i'm gettin too old for this shit
Daniel Richardson
>I think we should all... chill out
>We talking bout oil? Bitch you cookin?
>Lets ice these foo's
Colton Peterson
makes me laugh everytime
Angel Miller
Based
Nicholas Kelly
>wildfire can't melt stone masonry
James Jenkins
Robert Flores
Based
Jace Taylor
Is this thing even in the books? Does it have any motivation?
Joseph Lee
>The temperature of your world is about to drop by 1 to 3 degrees Celsius.
Bentley Cooper
Wazzaaappppp
Christopher Murphy
why does he wear a uniform if he's already bone cold? what does it really buy him?
Luke Sanders
>unzips dick
>starts jacking off
>about to orgasm
>"Winter is coming"
Chase Lewis
In an Austrian Styrian accent
Kayden Price
kek
why do D&D hate Kit so much?
Robert Brown
I’M BLUE DABBA DEE DABBA DA
Eli Peterson
Kek
Colton Watson
Haha
Jaxson James
Deh
Bentley Green
You guys need to chill
Connor Bailey
fuck off snowmeiser is based af
Ryder Parker
This reads like that one excel document of pick up lines for different super smash bros characters
Aiden Flores
did you technically say the n word if it's split between a commercial break?
Wyatt Fisher
>You can't have a party without ice
Tyler Turner
>Richard Brake true Night King not this lame-o
Elijah Edwards
>Is this thing even in the books?
No
>Does it have any motivation?
It doesn't need one, he's evil.
Sebastian Hernandez
My heart is ice cold now because veronica preferred Chad over me, wights rise up.
Wyatt Johnson
unironically this
Juan Garcia
Its cold outside
youtube.com
Xavier Turner
"Manlets leave"
Ryder Morales
based and bluthpilled
Jose Watson
DESPITE BEING ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION...
Julian Jones
Anthony Martinez
CAN I GET UHHHHHH
Liam Ramirez
"tune in next season for the big finale!"
Blake Martinez
>Night King is about to win
>dramatic music swells
>Arya appears behind him
>gives him a solid kick to the balls
>everyone says "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH" in unison
>Theon crosses his legs in sympathy pain
>Drogon puts his wings over his eyes and whimpers
>Dany quips "THAT'S GOTTA HURT!"
>Night King turns to the camera with a silly high pitched voice
>"Yowie zowie! Riiiiight in the ice cubes!"
>Cut to George RR Martin eating a Big Mac
>"Nuff said!"
>credits roll
>"and who... are you..."
Tyler Myers
>despite being only 13% of the population...
Carson Davis
I hope this actually happens
Thomas Wright
I'M FINNA DAB ON DEES WIGHT BOIS
Luke Lopez
>Slow and steady winst the race
Robert King
Night king yebb! Instead of ice spears it little lead turtles
Luke Thomas
>ayo lemme in fools, my balls be freezin outchea
Sebastian Ramirez
Dominic Rodriguez
Lol rekt nerd
Levi Miller
Based
Isaac Wilson
it would be a wolf
Easton Young
STAAAAAAAANNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
few seconds later, punished Stannis comes out of a wall made of WWs, ready to charge towards the iron throne
Henry Lopez
The Game of Thrones, it ends here.
Lucas Brown
"Livingfags GTFO"
Owen Wilson
first words?
"fucking niggers"
Jason Clark
Like in the matrix revolution
Elijah Diaz
underrated
>deaneries is being eaten alive by her dead dragon
>"I'll have what she's having!"
Justin Diaz
Aaaagggggghhhhhhh
Alexander Mitchell
*thick austrian accent*
> do you know what killed de dinosaurs
> DE ICE AGEEEE
Aiden Sanchez
>walks up to Arya
>well hello beautiful
Nolan Green
Based.
Elijah Evans
It will literally be: "I am here to represent the threat of traditional male role models. Make me a sandwich Arya."
Parker Gonzalez
Kek
Michael Hernandez
>I was freezing my balls off up there.
Juan Fisher
Rejoice ! You have the great privilege of dying in the hands of the great Night King !
Brandon Wright
sneed
Grayson Murphy
BAZINGA
Colton Perez
Spreading the good word
Gabriel Hernandez
sup BITCHES its chad warden here, i pay you 600 hunned dollahs to shut the hell up, chad warden wipes his ass wit 600 dollas
Bentley White
>You have to do it Dany! If we can stop president Trump then all the whites he’s been gaslighting will be free!
>Just ... a little ... more!!
Landon Hernandez
"Alright kids, remember to subscribe to pewdie pie"
Brayden Thomas
Nobody should have that kind of power...
Adam Gonzalez
Based.
Robert Lee
>Screw your optics, I'm going in
Julian Bell
>Finally, after all these years, I put an end on this Game of Thrones
Lincoln Cox
Jon and the night king face off
Jon gains the upper hand and lands his would be final blow
It lands but the night king is unfazed
He looks down at jon and says
>You know nothing Jon Snow
in the voice of Bran
Benjamin Lee
"Nani?"
Jordan Rodriguez
He's only going tax faggots like you
Benjamin Perry
Stunning and brave!
Juan Perez
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jackson Harris
>So, Jon Snow, you came back to die with your people
Jose Baker
>NOW BABY I'M THE RIPPER
>YOUR BABY DADDY'S WORST NIGHTMARE
Jaxson Reyes
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Henry Ward
>stop giving me the cold shoulder, bloodraven
Levi Lewis
>life and death are but a cycle, this has happened ages before you, and will happen again after you are gone and forgotten, with all your strength you did not manage to delay the inevitable
Benjamin Nelson
>Who left the fridge open?
Nathan Lopez
desu with this show being so gay, something like this would be the best way to go. then have him fight along side them against cersei.
Nicholas Clark
Imagine if D&D made the biggest sneedpost ever just to absolutely BTFO both the comfyfags and /got/ fags
Julian Davis
>Despite...
Xavier Hernandez
Cool army
Daniel King
fuck you I burst out laughing in my lecture
Asher Russell
SANSA
THE RAPE
THE RAPE, SANSA
Adam Ramirez
Smartest PERSON in all of Westeros you bigot.
Brayden Harris
*Jon Snow strikes the Night King*
*close-up of Night King's face*
>BLRRRRRGH!!!
*Night King's eyes bulge and he leans over in pain*
>THAT ONE GOT IN THE FOOKIN SNOW GLOBES YA FOOKIN CUNT...I SWEAR ON ME MUM I'LL BASH YA FOOKIN' ED IN!!!
Jaxon Jenkins
Oliver Peterson
>"No man can ever defeat me"
>Brianne steps in
>"I AM NO MAN!"
>fade to black
>Produced by DB Weiss and David Benioff
Eli Lewis
Why do people think he'll have a line
Justin Parker
>It's time to audit the Iron Bank.
Blake Davis
Yay, toxic masculinity loses again!
Henry Reed
>What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!
>Let's kick some ice!
>Cool party!
>Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.
>[freezes Bran] Stay cool, Birdboy.
>Allow me to break the ice: I am a Stark. Learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your doom.
>Tonight, hell freezes over!
>In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!
>Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming!
>The Night King cometh!
>Freeze in hell, Bran!
>I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Winterfell, and then the Westeros!.
>If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!
>No matter what anyone tells you, Bran, it really is the size of your gun that counts.
>Let me guess, Red Girl? Red Lady? Huh? Hand over the diamond, or I'll turn you into mulch!
>Can you be cold, Aegon? You have eleven minutes to thaw a bird. What will you do? Chase the villain or save the boy? Your emotions make you weak. That's why this day is mine!
Jordan Roberts
GOYS
David Allen
Lol they'll march out of the blizzard carrying bleach and nooses, wearing MAGA hats and shouting
>This is Trump country, nigger!
Tyler Mitchell
>Night King walks up to Bran
>Bran points to GRRM falling rapidly from the sky.
>"See that? It's the author. When it finishes the books, everyone will die."
>Night King looks above. He looks at Bran and points.
>"You stay. I go. No walking."
>He flies up into the air on the Ice Dragon. Just as he's about to hit, he hears Bran's voice
>"It was beautiful, Sansa"
>The Night King closes his eyes before impact
>"Bravo D&D"
Carter Davis
Oi mate, get the fook out me fookin Westeros mate.
Matthew Walker
>the unsullied start shutting down in unison like battle droids in star wars
Josiah Hughes
>Ice Boss
Jacob Hughes
>Bloodborne Constanza
Grayson Scott
Xavier Baker
why didn't the white walker kill him there?
Wyatt Gonzalez
Kevin Lopez
kek
Jaxson Morris
>Womens rights
Eli Ward
That would be worth the years of crap viewers had to put up with to get to this point. I stopped watching at season 5, but I'd gladly slog through the remainder of the series just for that moment.
Kayden Peterson
>*ICE SHATTERS*
>The Night King 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!
Brayden Nguyen
BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST. INFOWARS DOT COM
Aaron Peterson
Austin Rodriguez
>Their armies face each other, the Night King and Jon both walk toward each other until they're finally face to face
>The NK towers over Jon and looks down on him
>Finally Jon wants to say something but the NK just bursts out laughing
>The entire undead army points and laughs at Jon
>The NK looks towards his army and does pic related
>Everyone laughs even harder, even the army of the living starts to laugh
>Jon is sobbing at that point
>Jon tries to punch the NK, but he just holds him back with one stretched out arm, and Jon can't reach
>"Oh that just warms my heart, you know? Alright you go home now boy, there is a height requirement for my army" the NK says as he turns around and moves towards Kings Landing, still chuckling to himself
Aaron Carter
Jaxon Taylor
>yikes that's gotta hurt!
>ouch, right in the snowballs!
Christopher Jones
Mom said its my turn on the xbox
Adam Diaz
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."
William Smith
Underrated af.
Luke Clark
>WIGHT POWER!
Jonathan Thompson
Based and checked
Austin Miller
"Winter is about to come all over your face :3"
Connor Mitchell
for wight children*
Josiah Miller
>saying this to a teenager in a wheelchair
That's kinda mean, even to my standards.
James Morgan
Underrated.
Christian Hall
RIGHT IN THE SNOWBALLS
Landon Parker
what a stupid looking character
Colton Parker
UH OH COLDDOG
Bentley Taylor
>Arya
>not the Mormont girl
Mason Perez
Yeah the easiest ice joke in the history of mankind is pretty underrated if you're 12.
Brody Foster
Based af
Grayson Edwards
Tell me, how would a man of your vast intellect rate the following joke:
poopy butthole
Christian Cook
I laugh at it, but it's not underrated.
You're missing the point like you're missing the point of saying something is underrated.
Now come back when you're 18
Alexander Jones
>Winter is here
Brayden Martinez
A post that made a minimum of 3 (confirmed) people laugh doesn't deserve a single (you)?
Josiah Miller
>my name is jeff
Daniel Moore
The prince who was promised is literally someone who was promised to the nights king. He'll get the danys and jons baby and will fuck off back to the north ending the winter.
Connor Barnes
Finally, after all these years... the Winter is come.
and that's a good thing!
Camden Ross
>"Winter has come and so have I"
>Stabs Jamie through the Chest
>Jamies Eyes suddenly light up
>Rumbling heavy metal starts up
>Jamie stares at NK
>"YOU CAN NOT KILL ME, I AM OMEGA"
Jason Cook
>"Now that the dust has settled, it is clear that the real Game of Thrones was the friends we made along the way."
William Harris
fuck jannies
Lincoln Price
>*ahem* I have a very important announcement to make
>Fuck niggers
>Fuck the Dothraki
>Fuck Dorne
>Fuck women
>Fuck minorities
>Fuck the Iron Bank
>Fuck the maesters
Thomas Turner
>"NI-"
>Cut to black
>credits roll
>"And who are you the proud lord said......"
Caleb Parker
The iron bank froze his assets
Joshua Garcia
ice to meet you
Luke Perez
What's a little frost among friends?
Carson Russell
>I've been waiting eight years for this moment. I literally have blue balls.
Kayden Bennett
Holy shit, it would be fantastic
Cooper Martinez
underated post
Kayden Campbell
>I AM YOUR SNEED
Joseph Myers
He'll just recite the Arya Stark pasta and then the show will end
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
>“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
>“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
>“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
>“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
>“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
>“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
>“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
>“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
Carson Ramirez
you failed to include a dragon covering its eyes with it's claws.
Andrew Torres
James Reyes
Hey man the stoney Dornish are cool
Jose Brown
give it a kek, not an "underrated".
Underrated means a good subtle joke that went over most people heads, not just a joke you wanna emphasize as good.
Christian Richardson
Your semantics bore me, peasant. Goodbye.
John Howard
Underrated post
Elijah Baker
>I'm not even able to follow the conversation, goodbye.
Okay! I already knew you were dumb when you didn't know how to use words in the first place.
Have a good one.
Luke Sanders
overrated post
Jayden Morales
>FUCK JANNIES
*dabs*
Ethan Rivera
Fake and gay
Jaxson Martinez
Can't wait for GoT to be over and for you to go back to Yea Forums forever.
Gavin Cruz
>GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
Jaxon Hernandez
oppa gangnam style
Lucas Parker
He finds bran, Lores the Iron born away with a bunch of beautiful ice woman. He then comes up behind Bran and says "Looks like you've got yourself, ice-olated"
Dominic Adams
"ice to meet you" haha
Robert Ward
K E K
E
K
Brody Sanchez
God i wish
Jack Watson
Did you nick this from Lulu in FFX?
Jordan Hughes
Based & DMC-pilled
David Perez
>no THESE dornish are based dude
t.maester
Ian Baker
holy shit nice man
Nathan Collins
>heads over to grave
>"You were never meant to die."
>Stannis rises as white walker supreme
>Dun dun dun dun dun dun Dun dun dun dun dun dun
Tyler Carter
>Bran laughs maniacally and turns into a huge white walker
Come on, man. Bran may be white, but he is no walker.
Logan Jones
We were being mislead this whole time. Bran's wheelchair was the real Iron Throne all along.
Thomas Bailey
>big battle last 30 seconds of the ep
>Jamie slashes wights and stops as he runs into NK
>nk says the things we do for love
Matthew Johnson
"Chill out"
"Let's kick some ice"
"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age"
"Tonight, hell freezes over"
"In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!"
Take your pick
Leo Martin
came into this thread specifically for this
Carson Miller
>"nigger"
Liam Lopez
>"African-American members of the Central Intelligence Agency are bio-luminescent when obscured by shadow."
Luke Baker
No, Mr. Freeze from Batman and Robin.
Isaac Jackson
>So, you might be wondering how I got here.
>Rewind Sounds
Robert Cruz
>No record scratch
Try harder user.
Chase Cruz
>Have you seen my son Nemo
Ryan Thomas
>yes yes well done westeros well done however..
Noah Moore
Time is a flat circle. Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again
Brody Ross
>It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to push a child out of a window. Ten points for House Lannister!
William Ross
>BRAAAANNNN. COOOOMMMMEEEE.
Joseph Mitchell
At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.
Charles Roberts
>GET OVER HERE!
Owen Martinez
FROSTMOURNE HUNGERS
Josiah James
"Does Paul Dano even love her?"
Adam Sanchez
>IT'S A PRANK BRO THERE'S A CAMERA OVER THERE
>Your whole family and friends are dead tho lol
Kayden Garcia
Jackson Russell
>"If you think about it logically, women really are gross creatures. They're cum receptacles that bleed spontaneously every month for a week, and they eat with the same mouth they swallow urine and cum in and expect to be kissed there. Also, the moment a woman is naked all her allure and mystery is gone and she's just a nervous awkward fucktoy with lopsided breasts. They have a biological drive, overriding all things we consider human, in order to get pregnant with the most fit offspring by what they PERCEIVE to be the healthiest/alpha male, all the time subconsciously, meaning they are cattle and not fit for society because they possess zero logic and can at best parrot it but never understand anything behind the logic. This is why women NEVER built a society, never will and are natural born destroyers. So lets team up bro and kill this dragon hoe yolo."
Christopher Peterson
>Ahem
>*clink*, *clink*, *clink*
>A toast, gentlemen, to my fellow Westerosi AND NOT THAT FAGGOT ASS, TREE DWELING COCKSUCKER BRAN THAT KILLED MY FELLOW WHITE WALKERS. HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE.
Hunter Rodriguez
Fuck mortals and fuck walls
Alexander Stewart
God the asshurt on here is gonna be amazing I can't wait it's only a month away reeeee just in time for my bday
Joshua Barnes
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Jon Snow and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another fighter, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me.
Then you add twenty good men to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the fight at Winterfell, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Jaime Lannister KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Jon Snow, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Winterfell.
But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Winterfell. See Jon, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Winterfell.
Carter Turner
>squaaaaaaaaaa
Noah Miller
unironically this desu
Brandon Foster
*ahem*
What do they eat? Do they have metabolism? How do they derive energy?
Why are wights allowed to break all laws of thermodynamics? How do they never tire, where is this unlimited source of energy that drives them coming from?
What is their cultue?
Do they have language?
They make armor, which must indicate some higher level of intelligence / culture.
Are they just a "force of nature," mindless and with one goal (eradication of humans?)
What are their tax policies? Do they have cities, towns, a society?
We see hundreds of white walkers in the promo for episode 3, are there thousands of them still in the far north? Are they mostly the product of Craster's sons, or are there many that are much older and more ancient?
Do they worship a god / gods? What god gives the white walkers their power / magic? Obviously, it's some sort of ice / darkness / god of death in opposition to the lord of light.
What exactly is their endgame? Let's say they eradicate westeros, do they turn their attention to essos?
Let's say they wipe out all life and create an entire planet of wights. What then?
The answer to all of these questions is that it was never thought through, it was all made up just to be a mystery and likely never delved into and never will be explained.
Jonathan Robinson
>"NIG-"
>cut to black
>"Directed by Sam Raimi"
Parker Smith
“You got no dick Varys” then him and Tyrion laugh at Varys.
Nolan Sullivan
What is his tax policy?
Ryder Morris
Cameron Miller
>CHAOSH IS A LADDAH
>AND I'VE BIN WAITING AT THE CHIPPY CHOP
Dylan Taylor
If he said this Id actually start watching the show
Isaac Foster
CAN YOU BE COLD, DRAGONWOMAN?
Luis Lee
>THE RAPE SANSAA
William Turner
>Make Westeros great again
Mason Fisher
YOU KNOW WHAT KILLED THE DRAGONS?
THE WIGHT AGE
Jonathan Jackson
Holy shit. Kekked and chekked.
Colton Foster
LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED
Night King before he transformed
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaxon Johnson
>do you want to join my manlet clique jon ?