What will his first line be?

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"dis...nigga"

>ice to see you

>"Allow me to break the ice."

>so we finally meet, Jon Snow
>I thought you'd be taller *winks at camera*

>"AHEM"

why was there no attempt to negotiate with them?

"Sansa Stark is the smartest woman in all of Westeros"

>stabs Bran and it seems like he won
>something starts spreading up his sword arm
>he either dies or turns back into a human or something
>all the white walkers crumble into dust
this will happen

I like Donald trump

Despite making up only 13%

Sneed

The ice man cometh!

Based and heightpilled

> MAKE WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN. THERE WAS NO COLLUSION BETWEEN ME AND THE LANNISTERS. WIGHT PRIDE WORLDWIDE!

I'm a gorilla in a fuckin' coupe, finna pull up to the zoo, nigga
Who nigga? Who the fuck is you? I don't know, nigga
No, nigga, pull up on your block, we gon' blow, nigga
Go, nigga, run, nigga, run for the po', nigga (Police nigga)
Gas what I smoke nigga
Feds at my door, jump out the window, nigga
No you can't get no money silly ho
I just hit a stain, faneto

Global warming is real

What is 13% but also 50%

>....And who are you?

> Me balls are frozen

>at least i have balls

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Racism

IM AN INCEL RARG FUCK WOMEN AND BLACKS

>meets Bran in the Godswood
>kneels before him
> “I swear fealty to thee, my Lord”
>Bran laughs maniacally and turns into a huge white walker

BLUE FACE, BABY

>The jews did this

'The age of man is over. The time of the ice has come'

LET IT GO, LET IT GO

I would unironically sing this show's praises for the rest of my life if that actually happened.

I'm Mister White Christmas!
I'm Mister Snow!

I'm Mister Icicle!
I'm Mister Ten Below!

Friends calle me Snow Miser;
Whatever I touch;
Turns to snow in my clutch!
Ha! Ha!
I'm Too Much!

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Based. Wight Pride Worldwide son.

>THIS IS WAR, BABY.

>#metoo

>"this game of thrones truly was a song of ice and fire"

> AIM AIM AIM
> SHOOT
> STAAAAAAAAY BAAAAAAAACK

You want my advice?
You need to chill out.

>sees daenerys pull up with her three dragons
“yeah aight, I’m bouta get disrespectful in the muhfucka”

>Fuck society, rise up

>What are some Simpsons gags that you never understood?
>Mine's Sneed's fuck and suck.

Sheev dubs confirm

Let's kick some iceeeeeeeee

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

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>have sex


Honestly shocked no one else said it yet.

I love you user, I feel like we are both the same age

>the final battle
>the humans one by one attack the Night King
>Jon, Bran, Theon, Jorah, Jaime, Tyrion all fail to defeat him
>In victory Night King screams 'no man can defeat me'
>the camera pans to Dany
>'I am no man' she screams
>she proceeds to kick him in the balls
>'owie zowie Wight in the wildlings ' the Night King cries whilst writhing in pain
>the Night King then gives Viserion back to Dany
>cut to D&D drinking coffee
>"Nuff said!"
>roll credits

DEM DIGITS

youtube.com/watch?v=y4C5BJOzhEg

Jacking yourself off while shitposting wasn't enough for you? We have to watch it now?

Guys, what is the night king's tax policy? I feel like george forgot this crucial detail to the story

>AHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME RENLY

What the fuck did they mean by this?

COMO ESTAS, ME LLAMO JORGE

WALL ES IMMORALE, EVIL WHITE RACIST, WE HAVE RIGHT TO LIVE IN WARM LAND

>"rosebud"

Doctor Pavel I am CIA

YOU THOUGHT A BOAR COULD KILL ME?!

oh god, i can fucking see this happening as a "huge" plot twist... fuck this world.

"FUCK white people"

>my name jeff

>ICE ICE BABY

>and turns into a huge white walker
Made me lose my shit.

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i'll accept this ending to the series but only if his wheelchair grows with him

I think there is still time to cast Arnold has the Night King.

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Impressive, most impressive

I like this one.

More like white roller.

all to the tune of a self playing honky tonk piano

I fucked Ted

"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. "

>"All of your base are belong to us"

>yeet
as he dabs on dany's dead dragons

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>What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!

>no dog covering its eyes with its paws

jews?

HODOR!

>we had this thread already

and we will have it again

$1000 for everyone
Women's studies degrees forgiven
All white males sent to the ovens

>'And that's why building a wall won't ever work'
>*winks at the camera*
>A spontaneous onions flood kills dozens at the Burlington Bar
>Mueller executes Blumpf in the Oval Office
>10/10 reviews from the Huffington Post and the Guardian

"Ice to meet you"

"I'm tired of you guys giving me the cold shoulder!"

dude lmao

Fuck off back to redit

Is the Night King a homosexual?

He's an incel

>If you put that sword in my heart, will I die?
you're a big guy
>for you

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"Freeze in Hell, Batman!"

I’m afraid that I’ve gotten cold to go start marching south

>Bran suddenly yells: "Watch out Joh, he's going to say it!"
>Night King: "Nig.."
>fade to black

he wouldnt dare

HONK HONK

What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age

Jews did 9/11

Let me guess, Plant Girl? Vine Lady? Huh? Hand over the diamond Garden Gal, or I'll turn you into mulch

What if he kills gray worm before that, and then revives him back on his side, and gray worm gives him the N word pass

"the things we do for love" as he slices the kingslayer in half

also, by kingslayer, i mean brienne, not jaime

>”Tonight’s forecast: a freeze is coming!”
>”Cool party!”
>”I’m afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas for mercy.”
>”Let’s kick some ice!”
>to Bran ”Stay cool, bird boy”

ICE TO MEET YOU

kekd

lold

temperature low. get it?
looks directly into the camera

Nigger

Based AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHH poster

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

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>i'm gettin too old for this shit

>I think we should all... chill out
>We talking bout oil? Bitch you cookin?
>Lets ice these foo's

makes me laugh everytime

Based

>wildfire can't melt stone masonry

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Based

Is this thing even in the books? Does it have any motivation?

>The temperature of your world is about to drop by 1 to 3 degrees Celsius.

Wazzaaappppp

why does he wear a uniform if he's already bone cold? what does it really buy him?

>unzips dick
>starts jacking off
>about to orgasm
>"Winter is coming"

In an Austrian Styrian accent

kek
why do D&D hate Kit so much?

I’M BLUE DABBA DEE DABBA DA

Kek

Haha

Deh

You guys need to chill

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fuck off snowmeiser is based af

This reads like that one excel document of pick up lines for different super smash bros characters

did you technically say the n word if it's split between a commercial break?

>You can't have a party without ice

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>Richard Brake true Night King not this lame-o

>Is this thing even in the books?
No

>Does it have any motivation?
It doesn't need one, he's evil.

My heart is ice cold now because veronica preferred Chad over me, wights rise up.

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unironically this

Its cold outside
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"Manlets leave"

based and bluthpilled

DESPITE BEING ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION...

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CAN I GET UHHHHHH

"tune in next season for the big finale!"

>Night King is about to win
>dramatic music swells
>Arya appears behind him
>gives him a solid kick to the balls
>everyone says "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH" in unison
>Theon crosses his legs in sympathy pain
>Drogon puts his wings over his eyes and whimpers
>Dany quips "THAT'S GOTTA HURT!"
>Night King turns to the camera with a silly high pitched voice
>"Yowie zowie! Riiiiight in the ice cubes!"
>Cut to George RR Martin eating a Big Mac
>"Nuff said!"
>credits roll
>"and who... are you..."

>despite being only 13% of the population...

I hope this actually happens

I'M FINNA DAB ON DEES WIGHT BOIS

>Slow and steady winst the race

Night king yebb! Instead of ice spears it little lead turtles

>ayo lemme in fools, my balls be freezin outchea

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Lol rekt nerd

Based

it would be a wolf

STAAAAAAAANNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
few seconds later, punished Stannis comes out of a wall made of WWs, ready to charge towards the iron throne

The Game of Thrones, it ends here.

"Livingfags GTFO"

first words?
"fucking niggers"

Like in the matrix revolution

underrated

>deaneries is being eaten alive by her dead dragon
>"I'll have what she's having!"

Aaaagggggghhhhhhh

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*thick austrian accent*
> do you know what killed de dinosaurs
> DE ICE AGEEEE

>walks up to Arya
>well hello beautiful

Based.

It will literally be: "I am here to represent the threat of traditional male role models. Make me a sandwich Arya."

Kek

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>I was freezing my balls off up there.

Rejoice ! You have the great privilege of dying in the hands of the great Night King !

sneed

BAZINGA

Spreading the good word

sup BITCHES its chad warden here, i pay you 600 hunned dollahs to shut the hell up, chad warden wipes his ass wit 600 dollas

>You have to do it Dany! If we can stop president Trump then all the whites he’s been gaslighting will be free!
>Just ... a little ... more!!

"Alright kids, remember to subscribe to pewdie pie"

Nobody should have that kind of power...

Based.

>Screw your optics, I'm going in

>Finally, after all these years, I put an end on this Game of Thrones

Jon and the night king face off
Jon gains the upper hand and lands his would be final blow
It lands but the night king is unfazed
He looks down at jon and says

>You know nothing Jon Snow
in the voice of Bran

"Nani?"

He's only going tax faggots like you

Stunning and brave!

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>So, Jon Snow, you came back to die with your people

>NOW BABY I'M THE RIPPER
>YOUR BABY DADDY'S WORST NIGHTMARE

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>stop giving me the cold shoulder, bloodraven

>life and death are but a cycle, this has happened ages before you, and will happen again after you are gone and forgotten, with all your strength you did not manage to delay the inevitable

>Who left the fridge open?

desu with this show being so gay, something like this would be the best way to go. then have him fight along side them against cersei.

Imagine if D&D made the biggest sneedpost ever just to absolutely BTFO both the comfyfags and /got/ fags

>Despite...

Cool army

fuck you I burst out laughing in my lecture

SANSA
THE RAPE
THE RAPE, SANSA

Smartest PERSON in all of Westeros you bigot.

*Jon Snow strikes the Night King*
*close-up of Night King's face*
>BLRRRRRGH!!!
*Night King's eyes bulge and he leans over in pain*
>THAT ONE GOT IN THE FOOKIN SNOW GLOBES YA FOOKIN CUNT...I SWEAR ON ME MUM I'LL BASH YA FOOKIN' ED IN!!!

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>"No man can ever defeat me"
>Brianne steps in
>"I AM NO MAN!"
>fade to black
>Produced by DB Weiss and David Benioff

Why do people think he'll have a line

>It's time to audit the Iron Bank.

Yay, toxic masculinity loses again!

>What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!
>Let's kick some ice!
>Cool party!
>Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.
>[freezes Bran] Stay cool, Birdboy.
>Allow me to break the ice: I am a Stark. Learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your doom.
>Tonight, hell freezes over!
>In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!
>Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming!
>The Night King cometh!
>Freeze in hell, Bran!
>I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Winterfell, and then the Westeros!.
>If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!
>No matter what anyone tells you, Bran, it really is the size of your gun that counts.
>Let me guess, Red Girl? Red Lady? Huh? Hand over the diamond, or I'll turn you into mulch!
>Can you be cold, Aegon? You have eleven minutes to thaw a bird. What will you do? Chase the villain or save the boy? Your emotions make you weak. That's why this day is mine!

GOYS

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Lol they'll march out of the blizzard carrying bleach and nooses, wearing MAGA hats and shouting
>This is Trump country, nigger!

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>Night King walks up to Bran
>Bran points to GRRM falling rapidly from the sky.
>"See that? It's the author. When it finishes the books, everyone will die."
>Night King looks above. He looks at Bran and points.
>"You stay. I go. No walking."
>He flies up into the air on the Ice Dragon. Just as he's about to hit, he hears Bran's voice
>"It was beautiful, Sansa"
>The Night King closes his eyes before impact
>"Bravo D&D"

Oi mate, get the fook out me fookin Westeros mate.

>the unsullied start shutting down in unison like battle droids in star wars

>Ice Boss

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>Bloodborne Constanza

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why didn't the white walker kill him there?

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kek

>Womens rights

That would be worth the years of crap viewers had to put up with to get to this point. I stopped watching at season 5, but I'd gladly slog through the remainder of the series just for that moment.

>*ICE SHATTERS*
>The Night King 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST. INFOWARS DOT COM

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>Their armies face each other, the Night King and Jon both walk toward each other until they're finally face to face
>The NK towers over Jon and looks down on him
>Finally Jon wants to say something but the NK just bursts out laughing
>The entire undead army points and laughs at Jon
>The NK looks towards his army and does pic related
>Everyone laughs even harder, even the army of the living starts to laugh
>Jon is sobbing at that point
>Jon tries to punch the NK, but he just holds him back with one stretched out arm, and Jon can't reach
>"Oh that just warms my heart, you know? Alright you go home now boy, there is a height requirement for my army" the NK says as he turns around and moves towards Kings Landing, still chuckling to himself

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>yikes that's gotta hurt!
>ouch, right in the snowballs!

Mom said its my turn on the xbox

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

Underrated af.

>WIGHT POWER!

Based and checked

"Winter is about to come all over your face :3"

for wight children*

>saying this to a teenager in a wheelchair
That's kinda mean, even to my standards.

Underrated.

RIGHT IN THE SNOWBALLS

what a stupid looking character

UH OH COLDDOG

>Arya
>not the Mormont girl

Yeah the easiest ice joke in the history of mankind is pretty underrated if you're 12.

Based af

Tell me, how would a man of your vast intellect rate the following joke:
poopy butthole

I laugh at it, but it's not underrated.
You're missing the point like you're missing the point of saying something is underrated.
Now come back when you're 18

>Winter is here

A post that made a minimum of 3 (confirmed) people laugh doesn't deserve a single (you)?

>my name is jeff

The prince who was promised is literally someone who was promised to the nights king. He'll get the danys and jons baby and will fuck off back to the north ending the winter.

Finally, after all these years... the Winter is come.
and that's a good thing!

>"Winter has come and so have I"
>Stabs Jamie through the Chest
>Jamies Eyes suddenly light up
>Rumbling heavy metal starts up
>Jamie stares at NK
>"YOU CAN NOT KILL ME, I AM OMEGA"

>"Now that the dust has settled, it is clear that the real Game of Thrones was the friends we made along the way."

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fuck jannies

>*ahem* I have a very important announcement to make
>Fuck niggers
>Fuck the Dothraki
>Fuck Dorne
>Fuck women
>Fuck minorities
>Fuck the Iron Bank
>Fuck the maesters

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>"NI-"
>Cut to black
>credits roll
>"And who are you the proud lord said......"

The iron bank froze his assets

ice to meet you

What's a little frost among friends?

>I've been waiting eight years for this moment. I literally have blue balls.

Holy shit, it would be fantastic

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underated post

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>I AM YOUR SNEED

He'll just recite the Arya Stark pasta and then the show will end
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
>“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
>“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
>“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
>“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
>“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
>“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
>“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
>“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

you failed to include a dragon covering its eyes with it's claws.

youtube.com/watch?v=a1R8Rx2db9c

Hey man the stoney Dornish are cool

give it a kek, not an "underrated".
Underrated means a good subtle joke that went over most people heads, not just a joke you wanna emphasize as good.

Your semantics bore me, peasant. Goodbye.

Underrated post

>I'm not even able to follow the conversation, goodbye.
Okay! I already knew you were dumb when you didn't know how to use words in the first place.
Have a good one.

overrated post

>FUCK JANNIES
*dabs*

Fake and gay

Can't wait for GoT to be over and for you to go back to Yea Forums forever.

>GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

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oppa gangnam style

He finds bran, Lores the Iron born away with a bunch of beautiful ice woman. He then comes up behind Bran and says "Looks like you've got yourself, ice-olated"

"ice to meet you" haha

K E K

E

K

God i wish

Did you nick this from Lulu in FFX?

Based & DMC-pilled

>no THESE dornish are based dude
t.maester

holy shit nice man

>heads over to grave
>"You were never meant to die."
>Stannis rises as white walker supreme
>Dun dun dun dun dun dun Dun dun dun dun dun dun

>Bran laughs maniacally and turns into a huge white walker
Come on, man. Bran may be white, but he is no walker.

We were being mislead this whole time. Bran's wheelchair was the real Iron Throne all along.

>big battle last 30 seconds of the ep
>Jamie slashes wights and stops as he runs into NK
>nk says the things we do for love

"Chill out"
"Let's kick some ice"
"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age"
"Tonight, hell freezes over"
"In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!"

Take your pick

came into this thread specifically for this

>"nigger"

>"African-American members of the Central Intelligence Agency are bio-luminescent when obscured by shadow."

No, Mr. Freeze from Batman and Robin.

>So, you might be wondering how I got here.
>Rewind Sounds

>No record scratch
Try harder user.

>Have you seen my son Nemo

>yes yes well done westeros well done however..

Time is a flat circle. Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again

>It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to push a child out of a window. Ten points for House Lannister!

>BRAAAANNNN. COOOOMMMMEEEE.

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.

>GET OVER HERE!

FROSTMOURNE HUNGERS

"Does Paul Dano even love her?"

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>IT'S A PRANK BRO THERE'S A CAMERA OVER THERE
>Your whole family and friends are dead tho lol

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youtube.com/watch?v=htfQIbeeGfg

>"If you think about it logically, women really are gross creatures. They're cum receptacles that bleed spontaneously every month for a week, and they eat with the same mouth they swallow urine and cum in and expect to be kissed there. Also, the moment a woman is naked all her allure and mystery is gone and she's just a nervous awkward fucktoy with lopsided breasts. They have a biological drive, overriding all things we consider human, in order to get pregnant with the most fit offspring by what they PERCEIVE to be the healthiest/alpha male, all the time subconsciously, meaning they are cattle and not fit for society because they possess zero logic and can at best parrot it but never understand anything behind the logic. This is why women NEVER built a society, never will and are natural born destroyers. So lets team up bro and kill this dragon hoe yolo."

>Ahem
>*clink*, *clink*, *clink*
>A toast, gentlemen, to my fellow Westerosi AND NOT THAT FAGGOT ASS, TREE DWELING COCKSUCKER BRAN THAT KILLED MY FELLOW WHITE WALKERS. HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE.

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Fuck mortals and fuck walls

God the asshurt on here is gonna be amazing I can't wait it's only a month away reeeee just in time for my bday

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Jon Snow and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another fighter, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me.

Then you add twenty good men to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the fight at Winterfell, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Jaime Lannister KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Jon Snow, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Winterfell.

But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Winterfell. See Jon, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Winterfell.

>squaaaaaaaaaa

unironically this desu

*ahem*

What do they eat? Do they have metabolism? How do they derive energy?
Why are wights allowed to break all laws of thermodynamics? How do they never tire, where is this unlimited source of energy that drives them coming from?
What is their cultue?
Do they have language?
They make armor, which must indicate some higher level of intelligence / culture.
Are they just a "force of nature," mindless and with one goal (eradication of humans?)
What are their tax policies? Do they have cities, towns, a society?
We see hundreds of white walkers in the promo for episode 3, are there thousands of them still in the far north? Are they mostly the product of Craster's sons, or are there many that are much older and more ancient?
Do they worship a god / gods? What god gives the white walkers their power / magic? Obviously, it's some sort of ice / darkness / god of death in opposition to the lord of light.
What exactly is their endgame? Let's say they eradicate westeros, do they turn their attention to essos?
Let's say they wipe out all life and create an entire planet of wights. What then?

The answer to all of these questions is that it was never thought through, it was all made up just to be a mystery and likely never delved into and never will be explained.

>"NIG-"
>cut to black
>"Directed by Sam Raimi"

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“You got no dick Varys” then him and Tyrion laugh at Varys.

What is his tax policy?

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>CHAOSH IS A LADDAH
>AND I'VE BIN WAITING AT THE CHIPPY CHOP

If he said this Id actually start watching the show

CAN YOU BE COLD, DRAGONWOMAN?

>THE RAPE SANSAA

>Make Westeros great again

YOU KNOW WHAT KILLED THE DRAGONS?
THE WIGHT AGE

Holy shit. Kekked and chekked.

LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED

Night King before he transformed


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>do you want to join my manlet clique jon ?