What do you want to see in Star Wars 9: The Rise of Skywalker?

There is nothing they can do to make me care about these ST movies. Get them over with and move on to making in a new era set as far away as possible from the ST era. Iger at least seems to have some level of understanding of what went wrong, but he also doesn't seem to care that much about fixing it. Star Wars is just too small a piece of the whole Disney pie for him to concern himself that much.

Can somebody call Temuera Morrison?

He might be in Mandalorian aka the actually good Star Wars thing coming out.

>7 and 8 were just dreams
>luke wakes up on the shuttle to endor in ep6.
>decides the sith are a necessary evil and joins palpatine to avoid the dystopian future he saw in his dream.
>sheevs role in ep.9 is as a mentor.
>darth luke finds rey's "nobody" parents and aborts her with the force

Star Wars TLJ was a dream of Finn while comatose
Pablo Hidalgo and the rest of Lucasfilm fired

I just want to know what the fuck did Kathleen Kennedy thought hiring Rian Johnson and giving him full control over the franchise. Also, what the fuck is Disney doing extending her contract and not fucking firing her for being an incompetent retard.

Rian likely brownnosed her and she fell for it hook line and sinker

Why Iger didn’t fire them both is beyond my understanding. Maybe he’s all talk and no action

Nah, maybe i'll torrent it when the bluray rip comes out.

I just want to see Yoda's Bar Mitzvah

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>just a stand alone film about a pod racer actually
It would be cool to see A Star Wars Story about the podracing underworld and its conflicts with the swoop-racing underworld

I dont give a shit. I'm not watching Dosney Star Wars anymore.

>What do you want to see in Star Wars 9: The Rise of Skywalker?
Sheev coming back to life and killing every asshole in the galaxy, wiping out both the Resistance & the First Order followed by the Empire returning to its former glory.
The End

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i wont even watch it as i never watched 2 before it

mace windu, palpatine, luke, yoda no more rey shit...alien shit like the federation in the prequels, rose dying,

Palpatine reveals to Rey in the ruins of the Death Star that he's her father/creator and that her search for her family is finally over.

I wanna see Palpatine redeemed somehow yea, he never really did anything evil if you think about it though. Mace Windu somehow comes back, with new jedi, Rey is seen as a heretic by mace windu and the new jedi, Rey somehow actually fucks up the galaxy somehow. Luke still alive becomes Palpatines apprentice just like he predicted in the OT. Galaxy utterly fucked because of something rey did hundreds of planets invaded by the great evil. Palpatines sector of the galaxy is the only one with order to stop the great evil. Final battle is Rey vs Great Evil quest and Luke vs Mace Windu

rey in a slave bikini outfit

i'll take back all the bad things i've said about disney wars

I want to see Bob Iger onscreen admitting that all of this was a mistake and begging our forgiveness. Alternatively, a disaster on set kills the entire cast and crew, and Star Trek IX is the blooper reel from right before the accident.

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No one in the theaters.

>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people

This

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I want to see Kylo live and have a happy life with Rey as his waifu who he breeds daily so I can watch haters and drooling fanboys seethe.

I can't believe some people are actually arguing over whether or not it's Kylo in the cockpit. Anti-reylos are fucking desperate for Kylo and Rey never to interact but too bad for them it's already been confirmed they have a lot of scenes together.

Honestly don't know how can right the ship in the conclusion to a fucking trilogy.
Maybe a flashback scene showing the OT characters together. Have what they do be actually RELEVANT to the plot and not just be fucking cameos telling Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert how great and powerful she is.
Bring back Luke and have him not be an asshole, maybe have him put Rey in her place since that annoying cunt that smacked him around in TLJ with no explanation why the girl with no training can push the shit in of a Jedi Master.
Speaking of explaining shit, how about hyperspace ramming since that bullshit broke the who fucking world. If there's a big space battle scene in IX everyone will be confused why they're not hyperspace ramming each other.
Maybe drop the marvel humor an add some emotional weight to what has happened. Han, Luke, and Leia are dead and we all know Lando will be yucking it up and Chewy will be growling away like a Labrador Retriever looking for attention.
None of this shit will happen though. The new people at Lucasfilm hate the fans and source material too much. So it will be awesome Rey winning AGAIN, and at the end of the movie everyone will be a Skywalker. It's all about tricking the audience.

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>Maybe a flashback scene showing the OT characters together.
Harrison Ford, Hamill, and Driver shot a scene together according to new leaks.
As for Leia, just take Rey hugging Carrie Fisher since they want us to think those 2 characters have a deep relationship so bad.

I don't know if you've actually watched the movies or not, but Han and Luke have been really important to Kylo's story. Who cares about MaREY Sue, she's boring and irrelevant anyway.

Guaranteed Leia was supposed to have some important scenes with Ben in IX before Carrie passed, so now all we have is a shitty forced emotion hug with Reyturd.

Her arm looks like it's dislocated from her shoulder.

Didn't the plot already leak?

They couldn't even give Carrie Fisher the screen to herself in the teaser without shoving sweaty Rey in her face and normies and basedboys ate it up.

some bluecheck on twitter said "don't look at the leaks" 5 hours after the Han "leak" came out, so it might be legit.

Ben getting redeemed once again confirmed, as if it wasn't obvious enough at this point.

>look guys, look how much the OT loves Rey! Isn't she so great?

Disgusting. Especially because it's super cheap and disrespectful to use a dead woman to sell their shitty non-character to drooling retard audience members.

Just give Leia her own scene, or I don't know, a scene with her actual fucking child.

whats crazy about rey is onions boys say shes good because there daughters like her and then they post twitter pictures of their daughters with rey toys that look like they are never played with and brand new.

Every leak is fake, but MSW has "leaked" quite a bit of stuff in the past few weeks.

I don't know why anyone would like Rey, she's boring and ugly. The fact that people bought into the iconography bullshit is troubling.

Like, how many people can say they would "like" Rey if she had to actually stand on her own and wasn't given the "blessing" of the OT characters and also the lightsaber and the Falcon and Chewie as her sidekick. She simply does not stand on her own because she can't.

Where's R2?

This is gonna sound wild, but I honestly think some men are way "easier" on Rey because she's a girl. Actual internalized sexism. They don't want to shit on her because she's a girl and that's mean boys aren't allowed to say mean things about girls!

Retard mentality that just shows how much lesser they actually think of women that they can't handle criticism. They think they are doing women a favor by coddling them. Yuck.

They mean well maybe, but still sexist as hell.

What little girl looks at a man face sticc, who does nothing but sweat and grunt 24/7 and says "i want to be just like her!!"

She is meant to replace Luke's place in the saga, seeing the good in Kylo when he couldn't being the teacher of the future
That's why she uses the Skywalker lightsaber, so Disney can show she's their equal, not their protege or student

> TFA
Luke was the Mcguffin with zero dialogue. Han was there to take an instant liking to Rey then die. Leia was there to hug Rey.
> TLJ
Luke was there to be a punching bag for Rey, then redeem himself even though he had no reason to even have a redemption arc until Rian Johnson got his effeminate hands on the character. Leia was there to be a coma patient and hug the purple haired cunt.
Chewbaca is no longer a character. The droids are outdated toy commercials. Lando will be brought back to take an instant liking to Rey, but won't die because that would be racist. He'll probably be a Bishop in the Skywalker Cult they plan on making so everyone can be Skywalkers in Rian Johnson's trilogy.

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Kathleen kennedy being eviscerated by a lightsaber. That's literally the only way I'd give them my money.

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>"I'll always be with you, just like your father."
Rian included that line from Luke to Kylo at least to set up their story for IX.

Whatever she was "meant" to do, she failed completely. She's not anyone's equal, she's subhuman garbage.

Way to completely miss the fucking point btw. It doesn't matter how much iconography they slap on Rey, that isn't a substitute for actual character of which she has none. Zero.

It's good enough for brainlets like you I guess, but there's a reason characters like her are hated and it has nothing to do with her being a woman.

Inside her cloths she is always nude

I wasn't supporting her in any way you seething reddit spacing autist, calm the fuck down. Was just trying to guess what Disney is doing.

>TFA
Han died by Kylo's Han, it was the climax of the movie and a big deal as it kickstarted Kylo's redemption journey and Han's death still plagues and influences him in the next movie

>TLF
Luke was revealed to be the one who pushed Kylo over the edge and he faces him down on Crait in the climax of the movie

Rey is a background piece in both of the movie's climaxes. Even her fight with Kylo in TFA is meh because it amounts to nothing in the end.

Rey isn't the main character at this point for anyone who actually knows anything about writing. She's an irrelevant POV, Kylo is the heart of the story.

Bras dont exist in star wars and jedi dont wear make up .....

suddenly rey is a jedi who wears a bra even though if she had the force she wouldn't need a bra...and as a jedi why does she wear make up?

Yes, Disney wants audiences to like her and accept her as a successor to the OT characters, you're so fucking smart for realizing this after two whole movies and a trailer beating the viewers over the head with how perfect MaREY Sue is and how much the OT characters love and trust her for some inexplicable reason.

It's incredible that the mouse has shat 4 Star Wars movies and there's not even a single lightsaber fight that is memorable.

>she doesn't have tits so who cares

>she started wearing makeup to impress Kylo

>Rose finds out about Rey and Finn's friendship and gets jealous
>Rats them out to First Order and defects
>Becomes a stormtrooper and tries to kill Finn

This could sort of make Rose's arc somewhat compelling but she's probably fucked beyond all belief as a character with that 45-minute animal rights scene

I can see why your favorite character is Kylo Ren, you type like a 30 year old failed male with a shit relationship with his family who receives no love. Then you go online to seethe and rage like a manchild at every post like Kylo does in the movies.

if rey is popular how come when ever you google rey shes like the fith result and first is some wwe wrestler?

Rose is relegated to essentially a cameo
notice she's not even on the poster

t. triggered Reyturd

Boyega confirmed in an interview Finn isn't even romantically interested in Rey anymore in IX (as if he ever was) and leaks say he and Rose are a thing.

I know by the spacing you're new here from Reddit, but you need to greentext that otherwise you're saying you're the Reyturd.

She's not popular. The only new character trending during Celebration was Kylo.

I also saw someone post pictures of her toys at Goodwill recently kek

It would kind of be like a "woman scorned" thing.

Like she rats on the Resistence but Kylo immediately force chokes her to death in like the first 5 minutes for no reason except to establish what an evil bad guy he is.

t. triggered Reyshitter from reddit

same Star Wars TFA Rey toys unsold brand new and some BB8 merch that no one buys.

Rey should be naked.

Except Finn and Rey aren't a thing and Rose there were leaks saying Rose and Rey even have a mission together. They will probably be friends.

Your theory sounds like a cringey soap opera plot.

>Kylo evil bad guy

You're going to be so disappointed.

it really only makes sense if Finn joined up with Rey because he had a crush on her....Rose Tico forcing herself on him was pretty much rape though. I actually felt bad for Finn.

I thought BB8 was popular? I never gave a fuck about it though.

Shit

Finn had a creepy obsession with Rey, but that's why Rose was good for him. She taught him to fight for himself and he developed an actual healthy relationship with her. I don't think his feelings for Rey were even romantic or that deep, he was like a kid who didn't even know what he wanted.

>Rose forcing herself on him

t. tumblr

I felt bad for her because he's a coward and an ugly retard. She has her work cut out for her.

BB8 is "popular" on the level of "oh look it's the cute little soccer ball robot"

>Except Finn and Rey aren't a thing and Rose there were leaks saying Rose and Rey even have a mission together. They will probably be friends.

Yeah I know, that's fucking boring. At least a shitty, predictable soapy plot would be less drab.

>You're going to be so disappointed.

At this point, is there any way I won't be?

Unless big bad is Darth Jar Jar

came to post this

jar jar was a sith playing dumb, script got altered after ppl’s tiny minds shit on jar jar. He was supposed to be either the apprentice of palpatine or above sheev. Originally jar jar would’ve dueled w yoda instead of “count dooku” who was hastily invented and shoehorned into the films. The prequels mirror the original trilogy, jar jar was supposed to be the darkside creature a la yoda. In episode one, this actually creepy as fuck, multiple times jar jar mouths the same exact words characters next to him say, obe scene especially where he’s in frane right behind amidala and he fuckin mouths what she says precisely, imagine the reveal when sith jar jar is shown, he got the entire republic to relinquish democracy unto palpatine, every scene where he compels someone he’s moving his hands very deliberately as if performing mind tricks. I wish lucasfilm would’ve had the balls to stick with the original arc. Jar Jar is essentially the most powerful character in the star wars anthology, he set everything in motion. He was banished from his underwater city due to “being too clumsy” when in reality it was because he was a Sith. The scenr where he returns, everyone is scared and worried as shit.

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“jar jar is they key to everything”
~george

>Jar Jar and Palpatine have conspired since long before we meet them to infiltrate both Naboo and Gungan society
>Jar Jar's cover got blown so he had to mind-trick Boss Nass into banishing him for being "clumsy"
>as Palpatine rises in the Senate, so does Jar Jar
>he's the one to eventually suggest granting Palpatine emergency powers
I believe it's still there in the story. Jar Jar may not have been full fledged sith but he was absolutely Palpatine's partner in crime.

Lucas just never said it because everybody shit on Jar Jar too much, but I believe it's still very much intended.

Also, Jar Jar is around Padme CONSTANTLY most likely feeding her misinformation, confusing her relationship with Anakin, and in general spying for Palpatine.

and a scene where hes fucking around on her flagship and r2 is suspicious and like shocks him but r2 had to leave to make repairs, so jar jar starts messing with shit, next scene the hyperdrive breaks out of nowhere and so they have to land on tatooine then sheev and maul are on coruscant and sheev says “we found them”, jar told them. I think this arc is badass, makes the series waaay more interesting. He speaks with the gungan king does a mind influence and out of nowhere is made a general then he ascends to the senate and at least 10 scenes have him walking with sheev. He was a sith playing dumb to influence ppl.

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Gay

he got popular with kids and his toys were selling well..maybe we will see Palpatine with Jarjar as his apprentice

he also has yellow eyes like all sith

I can't believe that we have people this autistic here.

What sucks is the Jar Jar twist would have been good and all the Boomers would have never predicted it. I remember spoony shitting on the prequels and then he reviewed the new star wars movies and talked aobut how the pink haired girl was his favorite ..These are the people who say the prequels suck. Fuck RLM and Fuck Spoony.

Relax faggot we're just having fun.

jar jar sith arc is based and rp’d

>Yousa don't know da powah of da dakside

The first forty-five minutes of the movie is just various shots of passionate sex between Kylo and Rey, and the last half is them establishing a new Force-using group who try to avoid the emotional extremes of Jedi and Sith, with their many kids as their first students. They live happily ever after.

prequels are excellent. The scene where anakin is defeated, and cut down then looks up with yellow eyes and says “I hate you!” is actually amazing acting depicting the moment anakin becomes vader, one of greatest scenes of all time, then palpatine comes with a med droid. Obi wan took his lightsaber, next time its scene is when he shows it to luke.

ROTS is the best star wars movie

New Republic got fucked over badly in Disney canon, compared to Legends canon. Yes, Legends New Republic also had their own fair share of getting fucked over, but not to the extreme extent of suddenly ceasing to exist after one attack wiping out the Senate.

gives ne chills how anakin is writhing in pain and looks so sad and sorry and then he screams at obi wan

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Who cares about nuwars? It's a stupid fanfiction.

ST should have the original trio together again in the first movie and then pass the torch to the new generation and start a completely different story (but with different characters, those created by disney are shit cardboard cutouts). I wish they explored the grey jedi "ideology" and show how pontless it is, it would be cool to follow an apathetic character that slowly learns about the failure of the greys etc.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6EMc_S_vAsk

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The only person around with any Skywalker blood is Kylo, and hasn't he already risen?

We're all Skywalkers now

Kylo Ren killing everyone. Might as well at this point who cares.

I don’t want to see it.

The Death Star II.

This.

>The Death Star II.
was destroyed in rotj

i want to see
>AT ST's!!
>AT ST's!!

And Star destroyers! I'm gonna cum!

And appears to be docked in one of the Endor moons oceans. Or maybe it's DS I on one of Yavin's moons?

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I want to see that god damn nigger hanging of a tree

Nothing since i wont watch it, or something just as retarded as TLJ, so that people can accept this shitty series is dead now.

No, it's the second Death Star

kek

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So...the Endor Holocaust was in part, real?

That could be a less than "fully operational!" DS2, I suppose. And If some wreckage somehow ended up on the surface, it could explain how the Emperor survived. If he did survive.

>and its conflicts with the swoop-racing underworld
We'll never see swoop-racing even when it would have made sense like on Canto Bight or in Solo since swoop-racing used to be a big part of Han's background. Feels bad man.

An apology.

>luke is not dead
>luke subdues ren with his green saber
>rey and luke take on palpatine
>palpatine injures rey
>luke sacrifices himself by trapping palpatine in some planned explosion, preferrably some EU-force type battling to make use of the obligatory cgi budget
>rey starts a new academy with the kid from the end of tlj under a new vision from the skywalkers

thats all i care about, the rebels and the rest of the starverse issues going on can be left out/2nd tier

Thats even more wild than hyperspace ramming, but at this point, fuck, why not?

He'll rise when he gets resurrected after sacrificing himself to defeat Palpatine, based on leaks.

Nah, Luke is only there to shove Han Solo's memory in Kylo's face to help him finally make his turn back to the light. It's already been said.

rey dropping her staff and gaining a double bladed lightsaber
also maybe an actually good space battle

>rey

who?

I don't want him to die. But if he dabs on death, that's kind of cool. Like, he will actually be immortal not that clown Palpatine.

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Kylo will sacrifice himself to defeat Palps and then Rey will resurrect him because she loves him or something.

Or maybe all the Force Ghosts of his family show up and do some Force magic and revive him. might be neat

It's not Palpatine himself it's a holographic video of him.

I just want this film to be worse than last jedi for the entertainment value. I am so detached from star wars at this point that I literally think the entire series is garbage. There is no purpose in caring about episode 9, hating on episode 9, or talking about episode 9. Sheev coming back means nothing, it's desperation to bring the old fans back.

Star wars is for queers at this point.

You mean as a force ghost at the end? Perfect.

This is most likely the case and why some leakers thought Luke was getting resurrected. He isn't, he's just present during a resurrection. The whole Skywalker family will be involved in their only descendant's rise. Kylo also now represents the whole family, thus the name.

No, literally he's going to be brought back to life after his sacrifice. Sort of a "haha, you thought he went out like Vader did but we're subverting it!"

> Still wanting to watch a series that should've ended in 1983

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Apparently they've kept it in books and had something along the lines of Solo being one of the commissioners of the professional Swoop leagues as his post-ROTJ job before Ben's fall and losing the Falcon put him in that dumpy space truck from TFA.

> Watto is driving the Tie that Rey flips over
> The Resistance that changed its name to Rebels changes its name back to Resistance
> The Resistance is holding off a fleet of Death stars on one planet by flinging astromech droids with hyperdrives in low oribit at the death stars
> Force Ghost Han solo that Harrison Ford does not want to show up for so they get the asshole from Solo to do it
> Rey and the Emperor have a battle like Cloud and Sephiroth from advent children trying to maintain the high ground
>Salacious B Crumb fucks Kylo Ren to death and or throws him in a Sarlac pit.
> Episode 7 8 and 9 are a dream of Cindel from the Ewok movies.

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This. I want it to be as terrible as possible.
I still respect OT though, is there any more important monomyth in popular culture? I don't think so.

Jerry Goldsmith euthanized and replaced with a hamstring.

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*John Williams

How much money do you think this movie gonna get? TLJ was disaster but still make tons of money. Now they are trying to attract interest of their boomer audithory with Death Star and Palpatine. Also there is fans of new trilogy who likes new characters. Do you think this movie gonna fail or dissapointed fans are just crying minority and movie will be succesfull?

Nothing, because I'm not seeing it.

daisy ridley's butthole

>Anakin was born via immaculate conception like Jesus
>Kylo will finish what he started by rising after death like Jesus

pottery

865 million.

Addressed in the novelization. It's the best answer we're likely to get.

I hate when movies and games try to circumvent plot holes from bad writing by trying to explain them in books and comics.