*sips water*

>*sips water*
>Oh dear... bland, tasteless, no flavour.
>Excuse me darling, can you do me a favour?
>Just taste that for me. Is that fresh?
>Can you go to the kitchen and ask them if it's fresh for me? Thank you sweetheart.

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>Sorry chef, our Brita is broken
>BRITA? Really
>y-yes chef
>FUCK ME

>is this ice frozen or fresh?
>frozen chef
>OH FUCK ME

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lol good one, user

I get he has a show to sell but how did that make it past editing? He's not convincing anyone. I could eat a burger that size when I was 12. Only person that burger would be too big for is an actual child.

>Cut to Kitchen Cam and fat ugly owner
>"Chef Ramsay wants to know if the water is fresh?"
>"What?"
>"The water, when was it made?"
>Owner goes over to head chef who's busy cooking something
>"When did you make the water?"
>"What?"
>"When did you make that water?"
>"it's millions of years old"
>Violin screeches

this really pisses me off. i like most of his stuff but this one gets to me

LMAO my sides are in orbit LUL

>WHY
>IS
>THIS
>CHAR
>BROWN!?!

thanks for the laugh based user

Thanks for that.
His burger height always annoyed me

FUCKIN ELL

>now: we taste our cocaine for freshness

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>Entertainment show has over the top complaints for comedic effect
What a shocker.

>THIS ICE HAS FOKN FREEZER BURN! 86 IT

>THIS ICE CREAM, IS IT FRESH OR FROZEN?
>Um, frozen, chef.
>FUCK ME

>"And the memes, the content, are they fresh?"
>"N-No sir, user just reheats years-old memes and presents them as if they're fresh"
>"Oh fuck me, he's lost the plot! Where's his passion gone?"

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COME ERE YOU

RUSTIC
IN THE PAN

Why do Americans eat the burger?

burgers used to have just a small piece of meat and cheese, what the hell happened?

>small piece of meat
Haha literally me

that was one weird spin off

i liked the one where he traveled thorough asia, but coke? what the hell was he thinking?

cocaine is a huge problem in restaurants