/got/ - Game of Thrones

you're attracted to young girls because you missed a phase of your development when you were young and never experienced it. It's why you will never be normal and never have a successful relationship.

Stannis

fuck lolis
go shotas

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Azor Theon

Theory: The Night King is on the way to KL

1. He wasn’t shown at the end of last episode
2. Bran’s vision in S4 has a dragon flying over KL (just ONE)
3. Daenerys has a vision of a destroyed throne room
4. Night king is a lot smarter than you think... Battle of winter fell is very likely going to be won by living but at a cost of a LOT of people and resources...night king will now have a MASSIVE army coming from KL to winterfell

Can someone post Danny X Drogo sex scene SW shoop?

bearloli

will jon kick out all the shitskins when spring comes or will he get them all killed during this battle

he's probably just been orbiting from the corner escaping notice

Never liked the look of Mereen
But Essos was always shitty

we will get a satisfying conclusion to his story, r-right bros?

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That had to be the shitties battle plan I've ever seen.

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The North has selective memory

sex with arya

same reason why they forgave Jaime, they need every man to fight

Reminder that this shitkid was the king for the most episodes.

Her eyes look weird

they need everyman they can get... for godsakes they saved one hand jaime they are so desperate for fighters

calm down

>He was the most hated man there up until Ned Stark died

what really?

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How did Tommen get captured by the Starks, fake his own death, and then make it back to King's Landing without anyone including his own family none the wiser?

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Lightbringer is his dick reborn.

CIA

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I BEND THE KNEE

mfw

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Real answer: D&D forgot that
In-universe answer: With an actual army of dead right at the doorstep, every able-bodied man ready to fight is appreciated

>Brienne is a hedge knight at best now.
>zombie kat hangs her in the book.

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>final battle of humanity vs the dead
>Bran is warged into the past, being protected by Jaime and Brienne
>white walker stabs Brienne with her own sword, she lays on the ground dying
>cut to young Jaime kneeling, with Aerys Targaryean saying "In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave..."
>Jaime kills the WW, and after a brief moment of grief, draws the sword from Brienne, now aflame
>cut to Aerys: "Do you swear to defend the innocent and the helpless, in the name of the Seven?" "I swear it"
>audio of Jaime and Brienne's parting plays as Jaime looks around
>"They say the best swords have names. Any ideas?"
>Night King appears and stares at Bran, his ultimate target
>"Oathkeeper."
>Jaime steps in between them, laughing somberly
>"Do you know what they call me?"
>as Azor Ahai walks toward the Night King, all that can be heard is a cacophony of voices from past seasons cursing:
>"Kingslayer.. Kingslayer! KINGSLAYER!"

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Azor Theon

Reminder

The night king and his crew are actually trying to escape an eldritch horror monster that Euron was looking for.

The nights watch thought the wildlings were trying to invade, but they were just running away.
The wildlings thought the white walkers were trying to invade, but they were just fleeing cthulu

reminder this twink jerks off with other dudes on cam sites

>we'll join our houses in blood, Ned

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Azor Viserys

theory: The Night King is on the way to Essos

1. We've been given the impression that he can't cross water
2. He's got a dragon now

The white walkers are simply just completing their original task the children of the forest created them to do

kys discord tranny

Literally why are they meeting them in the field?

He disgraced himself by selling slaves and not going to the Wall

Look at Ned Stark in season 1. One of the moments he shows more emotion is in expressing his disgust at Jorah

>little brat
>fights evil old white men and the climate change they bring
>people just can't shut the fuck up about her
wow she's like greta thunberg

so arya is now prego with a rightful heir to the throne?

I BEND THE KNEE

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Yeah. He sold some poachers to slavers so he could buy pretty things for his gold digger of a Hightower wife. Bear Island might straight out of a paradisiac fantasy setting, it's pretty fucking boring for a Southron lady from Oldtwon.

Then he fled Ned's Stark justice, preferring to exile himself to Essos with his wife then to join the NW. Then his wife left him to become top whore for the Magister of Lys.

He also did some other shady shit to get money, like getting Bear Island under tremendous debt, but that's more book territory than show.

Would a son from them have a legit claim to the throne compared to Cersei?

Once he turns the jews to white walkers he'll truly have the world in the palm of his hand

Stannis never asked for any of this

Friendly reminder people can shapeshift

Arya is a superhero

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I BEND THE KNEE

Little Theon

and that a bad thing why exactly..?

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

Think she can shapeshift into a white walker and sneak up on the night king?

dont fucking do it

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Because he has a smol dicc

>

>The Man of Shad

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Team Night King

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IT'S TIME

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Yet they
>killed all Children of the Forest
>the exact opposite of what they were meant to do
>and now use their symbol in a twisted way

There. I just beat the night king. Was that so hard?

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>tfw a bitch is no one

Some random with a dragonglass weapon, because fuck the normies.

Boomer Davos is the best meme

Wait what?

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Arya because of that fucking weapon they had crafted for her. They put too much emphasis on it.

She'll change faces into Bran and surprise stab the NK when he appears.

>

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It pretty much has to be either Dany or Arya, unless they pull an "EPIC TWIST" and have some random nobody like podrick be the last man standing.

What are the chances of them re-filming to include this scene?

TARGSHITS

oh no no no no look at the top of his head

doesn't she need to actually peel the person's face off to do that?

Arya's weapon is called Needle not dagger.

> Meeting the enemy in the field when you have a massive force-multiplier directly behind you.

Why are Westerosi commanders all massive spastics?

Arya and Gendry are CUTE

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imagine she stands up and says something really cocky and arrogant to everyone, and they decide they aren't gonna let a little girl disrespect them like that anymore. so they put her on her knees and make her service every man in the room... it starts off tame with just a blowbang, but by the end she's got cocks pounding her every hole, a never-ending supply of men lined up, eager for their turn with her tiny, warm body. her mouth is filled to the brim with their semen, more than she can handle, but they make her swallow it all. her tight cunt filled with the loads of countless men, no doubt she'll bear a child - if she's even bled yet. after the night is over, she can't help but masturbate to the memories of being forcefully taken by all those strong, handsome men she previously talked down to. she knows it's wrong, but she feels a burning desire give up her title so she can take up work in the town brothel and feel that ecstasy again...

does cercei have any claim on the throne?
In my mind she just took it and no one dared to speak up

tommen is littlefinger in disguise

Cersei has no claim on the throne so yeah

>And Robertposters?
>Eh, no Robertposters your grace
>That's disappointing, I was told /got/ had Robertposters
>They are excellent shitposters, but not well suited to lower bump limits.

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why would you care about his dick while you're pounding his asshole and cumming inside him with the force of a thousand suns?

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They resent their abominable existance, and while they know they can't deny their intended purpose they can definitely punish their creators for their monstrous being

Does even Bran need a face anymore? He'd be cool with it.

Can't really make up my mind if she's cute or not. There's something about those eyes.

>All these fucking showfags who don't understand that the NK can only be killed with the lightbringer

Nonces really do need to hang
Suck start a 12 gauge mate

Wasted opportunity to cim inside of him with the force of the seven.

She gonna use the weapon and miss, without a doubt, and then she'll have to run like a waif

So did the white walkers decide to go south because craster stopped giving them sacrifices

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>Midnight in Europe
>American posters are starting to flood the board
>Suddenly the catalogue gets filled to the fucking brim with GoT and capeshit threads

I hate you faggots so god damn much.

BRING ME THE THREAD STRETCHER

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Shadman is pretty good when he just draws something cute and doesn't stuff the poor girls full of tentacles in all holes.

Foreshadowing of subtle levels

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the blood of ayra's hymen?

Yes if dubs

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I want to marry Maisie!

Yes. They're literally just coming for Gilly's child, then they'll fuck off.

Maybe, depends what the show writers pull out of their ass.

And I don't think Bran as he is right now would actually give a shit. Peel away.

>for once it's not me posting this pic
Thank you user

Jamie will reforge Ice out of Widow's Wail and Oathbreaker when he realizes his power as Azor Ahai after Brienne gets impaled through the heart by her own sword.

The new greatsword will be 'Fire'.

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he's azor ahai isn't he

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This episode is really well written, great dialogue, direction, atmosphere and mood. Honestly, its perfect episode.

I think I'd rather imply the child rape like in Lolita, but you do you user

Not even remotely subtle, she literally eyefucks him in that scene. Gendry/Arya was always a thing.

HARRY? GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME. WHO NAMED YOU? A HALF-WIT WITH A STUTTER?

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It was merely a jest, user. The actor that played Tommen also played one of those nobody Lannisters that Rickard Karstark killed that lead to Robb executing him back in Season 3 I think it was.

ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED

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>Lolita
Always good to see a fellow patrician

they were only taking his sacrifices to build up their army, in turn they would of let him survive until they were done with him

>we are going to bait the night king
>we are going to put our bait right next to where the entire army is going to attack anyway
>we are going to defend out bait from the zombies 200m away with a small group of fish shitters

That would unironically be epic.

So it'll never happen because the writing in this season is dreadful.

PUT A SPROG IN NED'S LITTLE GIRL BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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None of the Lannisters have one. Fat king dies, cuntboy takes the thone and Ned dies when he speaks up.
They just took it without force.

Feel like going for a quick connection

Lightbringer - Aegon Targaryen 6th of his name

The show is the main canon now, and the show said nothing about that. Deal with it, nerd.

knighting breanne was it, hes a deadman now

They originally had a different boy cast as Tommen and they used the tommen actor to play a Lannister cousin who was murdered by lord karstark then inexplicably recast tommen as the same actor when his character became important

This game of thrones episode was great for character development. Sets the stage for so much shit to come

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WHERE THE FECK IS THE WINE
WIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>army only made of males
is there any GAYER army in the seven kingdoms? like, put some strong women in there goy otherwise its quite obvious you will lose the battle

DnD forgot all the prophecies and the Lord of Light's guiding hand.

A cool theory and it would be a good twist but I doubt it because A. NK wants/needs Bran B. Writers are lazy as shit.

I AM SURROUNDED BY CANNISTERS

God, if Jaime is AA I'll take back everything I've ever said about D&D.

to be fair all he did was sell some outlaw poachers, the only reason he was exiled was because of Ned Stark's honour boner
if it was any other warden of the North he'd probably get away with it

I also find it odd that someone like Ned was so butthurt about Jorah selling some dudes to slavers while happily tolerating the Boltons, a house literally renowned for torture and flaying people alive

Needle isn’t valyrian steel. The dagger she took from Littlefinger is.

why didn't bran just cut off his marked arm

They were already gearing up to go south, but with Craster gone they knew they had to rush their shit, get a dragon on the way if possible

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

I'M SURROUNDED BY BANNISTERS

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this baffles my mind
they have a fucking castle/fortress with underground network and walls

LEAK The Night King fell to the ground under the onslaught of Jon’s blows. He attempted to raise himself up but suddenly a boot came down on his back. There was the sound of a sword sheathing behind him. Suddenly he became painfully aware of how he must look. Laying in the dirt with his pert, round, ass up in the air. There was the sound of trousers being unbuttoned and he felt a hand move longingly over his cheeks before it jerked his pants down exposing his cold hairless asshole. Frozen in terror he felt something hard press against his delicate icy anus. He suddenly recoiled in horror but rough hands grasped his shoulders and Jon’s member thrust forcefully into his ass. The Night King let out a low animal whimper as Jon mercilessly pounded his cold ass. A small trickle of blood flowed from his poor abused butt and began to pool in the snow between his knees. Suddenly he felt Jon tense up before abruptly shouting “WINTER IS COMING!” Thick ropes of hot Targaryen baby batter splashed inside the Night King’s ruined derriere and he let out a single solitary sob as Jon withdrew from him. Jon moved in close to his ear and whispered “You want an endless winter, but what you need is a bad cock.” Roll credits

>heroic white male kino character allowed to be azor ahai
uhh actually sweeaty, azor ahai has no gender

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stannis? based
jaime? based

People draw the gayest shit

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>mfw gendry got raped by this

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Because Roose 'Leech Lord' Bolton made sure his awful actions never came to light
That and House Bolton was the second most powerful in the North so getting rid of them wasn't easy

That can't work. NK has his mark on Bran.

I missed u boby

They also have two giant, very mobile flamethrowers. But sure, put your entire army in harm's way.

fuck off reddit

You can just see the type of alien-looking slag she's going to turn into in 10 years

where’s the Burlington Bar upload?????

this

i'm pretty sure the lord of light plot line and azor ahai has been totally dropped

Quickly skimmed for Stannis, saw nothing
Fake

guys I think no one is azor ahai
if they didn't just drop this plotline like so many other, don't you think they would at least mention it somewhere during those 2 filler episodes?

It still hurts, lads.

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FLY

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JAIME WITH OATHKEEPER
YOU WILL SEE

What did she mean by this?

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>Night King gets the goofballs confirmed

You fucking pleb, butterfat is the best fuck
>about to cum
>look at her face
>go limp
>begin fucking again all over from he beginning

He killed one of the few good female characters, he deserved it

exactly, i'm 100% sure they have dropped it, there has been no mention or hints of it at all in these filler episodes, normies have no idea what it is

Lightbringer is Jon's cock confirmed

remind me anons: how did young Ned knew where Lyanna was? who tipped him off?
i mean it would be obvious that something or someone very important had to be at the tower of joy when a number of Kingsguard, led by Arthur Dayne, just sat there

GENDRY get the WHOOOORE stretcher

>Hello, Ser user. I hear we are to be betrothed.

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thought the show might become good again affer that

i was so wrong

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What does this mean

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i think everyone already knows that
Its just fun to shitpost about it, like the rest of this trash show

Why are all the young boys in this show so cute?

I've played enough Shogun 2 to know that putting your archers on the walls with your infantry in front is a valid defensive strategy.

There will be no Azor Ahai in the show, shit barely has been mentioned. In fact I only remember Melissandre uttering that name once in the whole show, and she was referring to Stannis who is DEAD

why would he need to do that shit isn't he still dating the girl who played his sister?

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Think outside the fucking box man. They dig a hole and put Bran in it, then cover it up and put the wheelchair with Arya over it.

-D&D

The moment she turns 16 bros

I assume that his exile was pardoned by Dany, who fashions herself as queen of the seven kingdoms. And Jon, King of the North Snow, really doesn't give a shit right about now. He just wants to fight off the dead.

But they talked bout the Prince *or PRINCESS* that was promised just last season, user

We're not getting any explanation or motivation for the Night's King or the rest of White Walkers, right? They'll just be defeated in a disney ending and that's it. If anything it will just be some cheap shit like they were a weapon created by the children that went out of control. That plotline of Craster giving his sons to them? Completely dropped apparently.

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not so sure how safe it is to not have skin on your face though

No because D&D suck cock yaes

is there any porn of these two, like drawn or something?
for research purposes

kek

Who /kingindanorf/ here?

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But we know that already
Also the starks are all half Other, mark my words

Yep

Azor Ahai isn't happening

>night's king wants to kill bran to prevent him to go back in time and become the night's king

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Post em, bros

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I hear this as well, Lady Mormont. I must say, I could not be more thrilled! You are an alluring young lady, and a fierce one too. I look forward to our new life together.

shes looking right at me....

Come back when you've got hundreds of arrows made from dragonglass.

What was his fucking problem?

Robin
He will arrive looking like this and just rip the NK in half

Jaime pulls oathkeeper out of Brienne's heart and becomes the (Night)King Slayer

why is even Varys still alive? what is his plan?
his character was fun because he was playing 8d chess with littlefinger and tyrion
now he's just tagging along, he isn't even used as an advisor
he spent years building a network of spies, but he never use them

They're gonna keep it as somewhat hinted in order to expoit a possible explanation of the NK's motives to sell more of their new Long Night's prequel series, duh

Why didn't you protect his smile?

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Imagine hitting the hay with her. How wild would it be? When she's of legal age of course. Getting bossed around the house and doing all the house work would be a small price to pay.

When did bear loli cut her hair?

He was an idiot.

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D&D stole my image
here it is

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My favorite character int he show. Despite his inability to think without his dick.

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youtube.com/watch?v=0p8vYEgladw

>mfw 0:44

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>Bran is the Night's King
>Azor Jaime will kill the Night's King
>failed to kill Bran in the current timeline but succeeded in killing Bran from the other timeline

P O T T E R Y

How did it take Theon so long to guess who he was being held by? Are there lots of Northern houses which are known for flaying?

Probably on tumblr

Euron's valyrian steel axe
Wait that doesn't exist in the show isn't it?
fuck

Hey, it's Dr Bashir.

Hop hop hop into that POOSAY... and that’s the Tea *sips*

Who would win in a magic battle? Mildred hubble or the night king?

What was even the point of this episode?
Literally nothing fucking happened

I miss him so much

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>hiring the Golden Company to fight a Targaryen

Is Cersei legit retarded or are D&D

Cersei’s downfall will be the GC standing down and her demanding, mountain dies defending her in cleganebowl and Jaime/Arya strangling her

This scene was pure kino

youtube.com/watch?v=SlowcpKuQsI

HE WAS A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN

*thinks with his dick and loses the war because of it*
starks were always absolute brainlets

You think it's gonna play this season, lads?

about that scene (Arthur Dayne vs Ned Stark on the flashback)
why do they care so much that Dayne was stabbed on the back? 90% of the cast does not die in honourable combat, why did he expect this one to be so? And why did he care so much if it wasn't even his father the one who backstabbed him?

Such a slag kek

My king.

Does anybody else find it weird that the starks enemies are all at winterfell, yet there is /zero/ tension among the characters after an initial confrontation?
holy fuck, arya literally left the hound to die and nothing literally happens. beric, the guy on her list? oh , you know, he used to be. who gives a fuck now.

When the last Lannister dies.

Did the incest fuck Jon up mentally?
Or was it the dragon blood in his veins that went crazy in the presence of dany

plot twist, turns out the sword Meera grabbed on her way out fo the 3ER's cave was Dark Sister and at the last minute she jumps between Bran and the Night's King, continuing her duty to protect Bran

probably GC has no ties to the targs in the show. Varys would have said something if they had

Threadly reminder

JAIME IS KILLED BY NK
BROUGHT BACK BY BASED BERIC
AZOR JAIME NIGHTKINGSLAYER WIELDS A FLAMING OATHKEEPER, DEFEATS NK TO PROTECT BRAN

IT IS KNOWN

It will play during Jaime's death scene

he lost them when had to escape from king's landing, now he's just giving hints

>talking to normie-ish friends about Lyanna
>have to stop myself from saying "loli mormont"
I hate you guys.

Why? He was an insufferable, boring cunt.

Catelyn tho ;_;

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oh no i took the wrong meds

They have servants for that you tard.

You're 99% there. He doesn't want to stop bran from becoming the night king. He wants to stop himself from becoming the Night King. The Night King is a greenseer, just like bran. And a talented one at that. He could go in the past, and save himself, but the only one stopping him, is the three eyed raven.

hopefully we get some more lannisterkino soundtrack

They ran out of source material, just shut your brain off bro

:(

he got everyone killed by the boltons and the freys, was notorious for having shit battle strategy, what are you people saying

god i wish that was me

People move on.

>anons ITT bully the loli
disgusting. let loli lyanna be.

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Is that melisandre?
God i'm jealous of the everyone who got to cum inside her

Here is actually a leaked scene where Jaime kills Bran by throwing him off the cliffs of Kings Landing so he will never become the NK

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Bella Ramsey IS 16 already

it showed that not everything Ned said was true i guess, jon related

Do you guys think Sophie Turner is into Asian guys?

>we never got to see ramsay break her little body

wolf head wight?

She could hide under his wheelchair, covered by his blanket.

it blows my mind that they actually managed to make the greyjoys boring in this show by making Euron a joke, keeping Theon around instead of giving him a satisfying death saving Sansa back in season 5, and trying to make Yara relevant just because she's le stronk woman even though she's an utter failure

>be me
>watching latest episode with flatmates
>scrolling through /got/ during, keep cracking up
>one flatmate asks me what's so funny
>has dropped some hints that she has a power level to hide, has happily discussed anime, /x/ shit and more in the past
>figure fuck it she might find /got/ funny
>start trying to explain bobbyposting
>seems interested and apparently finds it funny
>go on to explain DABID, 20 good men, AND WHO ARE YOU posts
>flatmate is laughing her head off
>foolishly think I'm safe to go for broke
>try to explain 'the rape sansa' posts
>laughter instantly dies, flatmate gets up and walks off
>hasn't spoken to me since
It hurts lads

Remind me about this

Please give me a scene of Jaime fighting the Army of the Dead to this

>was notorious for having shit battle strategy
never lost a battle in his whole life

Tied a bunch loose ends between a bunch of characters with some long-needed interactions. Now the stakes are realized now that they're properly set up to be killed.

Dead:

>Bran
Losing your identity is a major theme of the series. With Bran's death, the world will lose its memories and past and have a fresh start after the war (see also: Westeros becoming a democracy, the Iron throne getting destroyed)
>Theon
obviously. Since he's the last line of defence I bet he'll get killed by the Night King himself.
>Pod
will be mortally wounded and knighted by Brienne before dying, duh
>Tormund
his death isn't a necessity but killing off the comic relief character seems plausible
>Edd
Has nothing left to do
>Beric
dito
>Jorah
dito
>Gendry
dito now that he's shagged Arya
>Davos
will die saving that little scarred girl
>Varys
not only will he be in the crypts, he's also been talking about how he's "for the realm" and "for the people" all this time. So he'll die saving a bunch of peasants.
>Grey Worm
already got the kiss of death
>Yohn Royce
he's a glorified extra now anyways

based

the part at 1:56 and onwards is pure jaimekino

youtube.com/watch?v=jERdloSRJEw

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i'm so dumb that i found this funny

>salmon on the outside
good taste

Those with money and a decent social status yeah

Beric
Jorah
Tormund
Gendry
Grey Worm
Podrick
Davos

Who else is dying next episode?

Would he have been too chad to play Jon? I feel they really messed up with which actors they kept and which they killed off.

Is House Glover the smartest house ever? They would stay at winterfell and die, but they choose to bog down in their castle and hope to survive this shit.

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Based

Azor Jaime with Oathkeeper

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kek

no girl is into asian guys

Apologize and be done with it.

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wrong.

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Varys. We've already seen in the trailers that he's going to be in the Winterfell crypts during the battle.

>Evil Zombies on your door step
>Still want to argue about stupid shit that could wait

They need every person. They let fucking Jaime in their army because they needed bodies.

This series has turned into feminist propaganda

dunno, producers have great taste
don't forget Jojen

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Kill yourself.

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Maisie Williams of all people got naked for GOT. No one saw that coming.

were we supposed to believe ned never lied about anything? Specially a "white" lie, since he probably told this story to them as kids and, as expected of Ned, he wouldn't go too much into the gruesome details

haha

too kino

That would be kino

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Deepwood Motte is a shitty ass wooden keep in the middle of the woods.

They're 100% taking a L. I would not be surprised if wight Glover shows up in the first line of wights.

i like theon and yara is meh but what they did with Euron was unthinkable, turned him into a fag

>maisie’s face

Rape isn't funny you idiot

Isn't the Azor Ahai prophecy that he kills his gf by shoving his sword through his heart then he gets superpowers and goes out to kill the great other? Who can this POSSIBLY fit other than Jaime? Jon won't kill Dany. Jaime will kill Cersei as she tries to burn down King's Landing and then step out of the flames as Azor Ahai, facing the Night's King.

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>insufferable
>cunt
Wrong, he was a good boy
>boring
Wrong, he has some of the coolest moments in GoT
youtube.com/watch?v=n1uEdHna-ys

>>Edd
>Has nothing left to do
He's going to be the 999th Lord Commander and recreate the Night's Watch, this time collaborating with the Wildlings

Not true, didn’t you see BTS on SNL?

Jaime then shoots Bran from the chopper when he tries to emerge from the water

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he's using feudalism to end feudalism
he's basically MGR Armstrong

Change my mind: Anyone who isn't going to fight is 100% safe

Sansa, Tyrion, Missandei, Gilly

all pedos must hang

I'm hoping it will be anyone but Arya, Jon and Danny. I mean we already been spoiled they'll get a Disney end at least give a different character the honor.

just say you thought about it and rape really isn't something to joke about, although "she has to admit it was a weird way how they did the bran scene in the show"
Than bobbypost with her till the end of the season

user the azor ahai plot line isn't in the show

Is she one of those kids who's gonna grow up absolutely hideous like Maisie?

The Starks in the crypt are going to come alive and slaughter the non fighters.

Jorah plunges heartsbane through a mad Dany's heart and the lightbringer is born

You’re a fag

Sam

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Arya, Sansa, Daenerys? No, thanks, I prefer Jaime, Theon and Beric.

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>jokes are funny until they’re personal
Women are always the same

Season 2 Episode 1 Melisandre burning the idols of The Seven on the beach - proclaims Stannis as Azor Ahai and cmentions Lightbringer.

>btw, after we're done fighting the battle that will decide the fate of the living, I'm gonna take your throne.
hard to believe he's not ned's son after all
he's got the stupid in him

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>bog down in their castle
With limited men and their defenses are probably inferior to winterfell.

He's a dumbass. I hope NK already visisted him.

why not kill yourself with the neck thundering snaps of a hangmans noose you massive faggot.

Excellent taste, Chad

Trips and I get a cute girlfriend.

because they're doing the typical trope of 'a great evil has awoken, everything becomes irrelevant and everyone fights it together'

Except Cersei, I guess, so they can kill her with Arya backflipping into her after they kill off half the characters in the fight with the NK.

She cute

The show doesn't care about that prophecy

This would also be kino.

The Night King is Littlefinger, who is also Azor Ahai and it turns out the only way to defeat him is to trick him into killing his gf, Shansa

Egg

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she did?

You're stuck with a Quasimodo Arya gf m8, sorry

MACACO
SOPA DE LEITE DE VELHA UMA DELICIA

Doesn't matter. Dabid confirmed they will keep major plot points from the books.

Could work but it's too late for mad Dany. If she was going to become evil it would've had to been last season.

Don't forget Stannis, brother.

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Most zoomer thots are

night kang can ressurrect people from a distance, he'll probably ressurect the lads on the crypt to attack the guys down there.
Jon will insist Sam stays down there and he will comply, so he'll be the guy who'll fight them off while the rest flee.
Missandei or Gilly might die, Sansa has a lower chance but it's still there
(tyrion will die later)

Wight-Glover will show up in the battle and quickly get rekt by Jon Snow. I'm willing to bet money on this.

Imagine her kissing your cock that would be funny

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Wrong Rickard Stark will come back from the dead and duel the night king
All while duel of fates playing

yes it is

>Jon won't kill Dany
I'm not so sure.

When Jon tells Danny about his lineage her thoughts immediately go to ERMAGHERD YOU HAVE A CLAIM TO THE IRON THRONE, rather than anything else, like say, we're related and we're fucking.

I really hope Danny will become the mad queen and Jon becomes Azor Ahai, but I don't really care. Jaime is a great pick too.

Why was jofferey the only king to wear a crown?

>made sure his awful actions never came to light
The house banner is literally a torture victim...

Along with Edd and Sandor they are the only decent characters left.

unironically me

If Jon is Targaryen, why isn't he blonde?

It isn't even a joke about rape, it's about Bran being a creepy autist.

With the whole young Griff/Blackfyre conspiracy being totally exorcised from the tv plot Varys is pretty much a motivationless character just kept around for fan service

my niggas
all the lannister music is utterly based, but my favorite has to be the climactic part of this one, around the two minute mark: youtube.com/watch?v=i6Lysz0SK70

fuck off with that gay shit, pedo

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New

Drogon - Dany

new

I'm brazilian and I find this offensive
please delete

And erasing Victarion from the storyline. Euron is a fucking joke, seriously.

how is that gay? it a heterosexual encounter.

Rheagar put a spell on him to hide his hair

his mother is a brunette

>Arya kills Drogon
>Steal face
>Teleport behind NK
>The Lannisters send their regards

the seed be stronk
does he has purple eyes in the books? cant remember

Jon kills something (maybe a dragon with a long claw)
Jorah kills Dany (the bane of his heart)
Jaime kills Cersei (a widow wailing)
Brienne dies for Sansa (oathkeeper)

he's just generic good guy now, who cares
Jaime was only ever interesting because of his flaws.
He was hated for doing something just. He fucked Cersei because he wanted to. He was vain, impulsive and reckless because he was one of the best swordsmen alive. And through most of it all, he did what he did for his family.

Now? He's just another 'hurr durr gotta kill the night king!!!' Where's the jaime insulting Catelyn even as he's captured by Robb's army?

Jesus Christ Maisie cancer is in full force

loreal

if you're on the receiving end

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???????

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>explaining Yea Forums memes to someone in real life
holy fucking yikes, you need to leave

I BENT THE KNEE

What song has the Stark leitmotif in it?

fucking got me

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>Shit battle strategy
They had the Frey's betray him because he was fucking everybody up. If Catelyn fucked off, he would've easily amassed an army and dick everyone.

He could have married that hot Frey bitch that his cousin married and won the war. Robb had Jungle Fever and it cost him everything

BASED

they are already dead

>Aegon is a Targ
>not the son of Ned Stark and Ashara Dayne
sluts_giggle_at_user.webm

Young Bran was the only cute shota in GoT. But with being the cutest shota of all time he made up for it.

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I'm fucking serious.
There is this huge plotline where kids inheriting hair of their fathers is big deal, but then it's just fucking ignored?
Ned Start was sure that Joffrey is a bastard because of his hair, yet he raised a boy who inherited his hair color from his mother.
This fucking breaks entire story.

i fucking love /got/ this will all be over in 2 months

The show didn't even mention the prophecy, sweetie. Nobody is AA in the show.

>What are dominant/recessive genes

What part of the Sneed is strong do you not get?

baratheon seed is strong (i.e. dominant gene)
targ blonde hair is presumably a recessive gene

Is that Dr. Bashir from DS9?

this would literally make all the shit D&D made us sit through worth it

Dubs and I get an Arya gf

Don't worry user, I'm sure endless Endgame threads will be shitting up the board until IX comes out
That or we're really lucky and we get a third season of 13 Reasons Why and /13RW/ returns with a vengeance

Yeah. Criminally underused in GoT. At that point the show was getting shitty anyway.

Dany seems to be becoming more mental every episode so it's entirely plausible that either Jon or Jorah kill her. Jorah even has a sword called "Heartsbane" now.

Half an asscheek is hardly naked.

The prophecy has not ever been mentioned in the show. It's not a thing and you're an idiot if you think D&D's stupid asses are randomly going to throw it in at the end.

To think, I nearly deleted my Lancel folder.

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Digits confirm

you saw her whole butt for a second and her tit

Yeah, we know this with our modern science. Ned Stark doesn't know this.
He raised a boy who took after his mother, but just assumes when BaratheonxLannister fucks, the kids take after Baratheon.

>Heroic Castamere
HHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

guys seriously. I get that you're disgusting pedos and all, but the girl is fucking ugly.

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EGG

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jon snow isn't a baratheon though, and the whole seed is stronk rule only ever applied to them. Following the same logic, he must think sansa isn't his own child because she takes after her mother

you shouldn't have explained. On the other hand, "the rape Sansa" is pretty fucking funny, and mainstream normie shit by now. So i'm guessing your flatmate is an insufferable cunt, and you have my condolences.
Possible solution? Violent rape, with spitting and slapping.

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