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chances of /ourguy/ surviving next episode?
Leave the night king to me.
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Azor Theon
EPISODE 3 SCREENPLAY LEAK BY FRIKI: The Night King fell to the ground under the onslaught of Jon’s blows. He attempted to raise himself up but suddenly a boot came down on his back. There was the sound of a sword sheathing behind him. Suddenly he became painfully aware of how he must look. Laying in the dirt with his pert, round, ass up in the air. There was the sound of trousers being unbuttoned and he felt a hand move longingly over his cheeks before it jerked his pants down exposing his cold hairless asshole. Frozen in terror he felt something hard press against his delicate icy anus. He suddenly recoiled in horror but rough hands grasped his shoulders and Jon’s member thrust forcefully into his ass. The Night King let out a low animal whimper as Jon mercilessly pounded his cold ass. A small trickle of blood flowed from his poor abused butt and began to pool in the snow between his knees. Suddenly he felt Jon tense up before abruptly shouting “WINTER IS COMING!” Thick ropes of hot Targaryen baby batter splashed inside the Night King’s ruined derriere and he let out a single solitary sob as Jon withdrew from him. Jon moved in close to his ear and whispered “You want an endless winter, but what you need is a bad cock.” Roll credits
About as likely as Stannis coming back
Finally
AND WHO ARE YOU
*here's your onion soup bro*
You just know he's going to die protecting that stupid kid that showed up because she's reminiscent of Shireen. Fucking pottery.
Zero
maybe azor ahai is the friends we made along the way
100%. He has to kill the Night King and Cersei.
Team Night King
Azor Theon
Jaime tumbles out the way of the white walker's barrage of spears. He throws his empty mag and pops in a virgin one. Blows the nearest walker's arm off. "Four of them on my position." Jaime says panting. "I'm backing out. Over." He sprints back to a short wall and ducks for cover. The A-10 can be heard in the distance, raving up and taking a wide turn towards the front lines. It carries a massive GAU-8/A Avenger autocannon. One of the most powerful aircraft cannons ever flown. It fires large depleted valyrian steel walker-piercing shells. The cannon's RPM ranges from to 2,100 or 4,200 rounds per minute. It's flying low and nearing its target. The pilot makes his presence clear with the plane's loud intimidating horn. "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT" The plane announces. Seconds after, its powerful 30x173mm cannon fire's its load on the called target. White walkers turn to chunks, and chunks turn to dust. Jaime lets the plane pass over before charging into the stragglers with his AR-15, equipped with UTG 6 Red 39mm CQB Dot Sight, and an incendiary grenade launcher. The Night King never stood a chance with Sergeant Jaime as his adversary.
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
100%
He still has to kill Cersei
Go find a chamber pot to empty.
He can't fight
gotta re read last two books tBh
Let me guess, Theon is gonna die next week while defending Bran?
>final battle of humanity vs the dead
>Bran is warged into the past, being protected by Dany and Jon
>White Walker stabs Jon with Longclaw, he lays on the ground dying
>cut to Dany rising from the ashes with her dragons, Drogon roars
>Dany kills the White Walker, and after a brief smirk, draws the sword from Jon's dead corpse, now aflame
>cut to every moment Dany made her dragons burn someone
>"Dracarys. Dracarys. Dracarys. Dracarys. Dracarys."
>audio of Jon pleading for Dany's help plays as Dany looks around
>"If you bend the knee."
>Night King appears and stares at Bran, his ultimate target
>"How about my Queen?"
>Dany steps in between them, still smirking
>"Do you know what they call me?"
>as Azor Ahai walks towards the Night King, all that can be heard is a cacophony of voices from past seasons
>"Queen Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons."
>Targaryen theme plays
She's going to kill him because she's one of Qyburn's spies
thoughts on lyanna mormont?
When's the leaked sex tape coming out??
So, 100%
100%
If they kill Jaime I'm bending the knee to the night king
BOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
smurfs 'n' skellies finna 'bout to dab on these meatbags
post Brienna's tits
Reminder controlled opposition is posting in these very threads to muddy the waters and confuse real leaks with fakes
ABSOLUTELY BASED. i DON';T TRUST NON SMOKERs
Do the scars indicate that this has been LF all along?
slim to none
What the FUCK was his problem?
completely useless character
based
Why no one protested that Theon and his band of betas would be the ones defending the prime target of mankind is beyond me
Him and Brienne were so cute, they're not gonna let me enjoy this, are they.
get for sergeant jannie
imagine she stands up and says something really cocky and arrogant to everyone, and they decide they aren't gonna let a little girl disrespect them like that anymore. so they put her on her knees and make her service every man in the room... it starts off tame with just a blowbang, but by the end she's got cocks pounding her every hole, a never-ending supply of men lined up, eager for their turn with her tiny, warm body. her mouth is filled to the brim with their semen, more than she can handle, but they make her swallow it all. her tight cunt filled with the loads of countless men, no doubt she'll bear a child - if she's even bled yet. after the night is over, she can't help but masturbate to the memories of being forcefully taken by all those strong, handsome men she previously talked down to. she knows it's wrong, but she feels a burning desire give up her title so she can take up work in the town brothel and feel that ecstasy again...
Fuck the haters, he's still based.
stannis
Loli, needs to be lovingly and gently fucked
BEND THE KNEE, CUNT
Why would they care about him. Apparently he's Winterfell's Sous-Chef now.
>thoughts on Hillary Mormont?
fixed that for you
This was the worst episode ever right?
laughing at the virgins weirded out by the arya scene. must be tough having a woman being thirsty as fuck in your general area huh
Kek
Do the red witch and Daario just not exist anymore?
>SanSan died in order for D&D to see Arya naked.
Small dick
his hands were a little dirty
anyone else tries to autistically nitpick everything that happens on the show in their head as they're watching, pretending they're some big youtuber?
who are thrones anyway? were there any other thornes in the show?
It's the scars that Arya gave the Waif
The Waif has been wearing an Arya mask all this time
This. see
hahahaha
Ohoh, that's real nice and true.
>HBO pays people to go shill for false predictions on a malawian bookbinding forum
two off rip. would have been glorious
he had a sore neck
Nth for do NOT aargh
didn't they catch her masturbating "in the open" (technically on some terrace or something)? or were those pics fake?
O B S E S S E D
Reminder
would split her in two with my lightbringer
Literally looks and acts depressed like a beaten dog all the time.
He spent all of last season looking mopey too. His time for redemption has past, he is literally useless now.
A thinking man’s Jon knows his best option is to be betrothed to Bear Island Cunny... she’s the most respected northern lord, she’s loyal, she’s young and already a strong leader... by the time they are married, she’ll be of prime birthing age and will give him many strong sons with Targ, Stark and Mormont blood... they will be the most legitimate claimants to the Iron throne and Their dynasty will reign for centuries. The more he can dilute the Targaryen blood, the better.
Based
post my get
(the 55555555 one)
I had a dream that she was facesitting me recently, gods I wish I have never awakened
septuples of truth
digits confirm
yes but I don't pretend to be a youtuber
Who should have defended him then?
>leaving these digits unchecked
Starked and smokepilled
.
BASED
BLESSED
He became a bitter man after Tywin sent him to the Wall for defending King’s Landing against Lannister faggots during Robert’s Rebellion. He later took his frustration out on Jon, who was the son of one the leaders of the Rebellion.
Why no Asian qt's in this show
he will be killed but revived from Beric (the Lady GENE-SULLY-TULLY stand-in). using Briennes sword Oathkeeper to kill the Night king
Azor Jamie, now and forever known as the Kingslayer
>have sex
WASTED
best last words
Made for gang rape
Going from how based he was in Season 2 being one of the most competent rulers in recent memory as Hand and saving fucking everyone in the Battle of Blackwater to just some meme spouting silly sidekick, I'm going to have to disagree with you, but those digits are impressive.
what does giant's milk taste like?
> Arya's blatantly fake ass tiddies
> Marvel-tier shitty oneliners and winks to camera
> "my first love was taller" and Sansa smirking like she knows whatever the fuck Dany was on about
I did like Brienne getting knighted though, powerful scene.
the seven kingdoms of enlightenment
If you could revive a character to be on Winterfell's side right now, who would it be?
I can't argue with those digits
i love how this multi ethnic army are gonna save the world those old white dudes at the wall did nothing
Yep, I'm thinking he's based.
BIG GUY OF LANNISTER
Why is a lord fucking serving the peasants' food
based and 3333pilled
someone link me a stream to the damn episode plz, i'm a boomer and even solarmovie is shit now.
he was a thorn in jons side
CHECKED
Like human milk but bigger.
>Father! Is it... over?
>At long last. No king rules forever, my son.
> I see... only darkness... before me...
>*Night King dies*
>Without its master's command, the restless Undead will become an even greater threat to this world. There must always be a Night King.
>The weight of such a burden... it must be mine, for there is no other -
>You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother, but it is not your own!
>Jon! By all that is holy...
>The R'hllor flame sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the crown upon my head Tyrion. Forever more, I will be the jailer of the Damned.
>No, old friend. I cannot.
>Do it Tyrion! You and these brave heroes have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of service is mine.
>You will not be forgotten, brother.
>I MUST be forgotten, Tyrion! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of fear, they must never know what was done here today.
>Tell them only that the Night King is dead.
>*Voice Change*
>And that Jon Snow died with him. NOW, GO. LEAVE THIS PLACE AND NEVER RETURN.
If there is a god she will be first to die next episode.
>tfw you realize you really should have let Stannis kill them all
I miss Viserys (pbuh) lads
youtu.be
>Arya's blatantly fake ass tiddies
citation needed, I'll believe what I want to believe until then
He’ll just run away again. Check’d
how? the only reason he's still alive is because everyone around him seems to consider him a genius, even though he made nothing but bad decisions in the last 4 seasons, his character also lost a lot of his charm since he's acting like he's some paragon of virtue and moraliity
cast her
this but unironically
How could you make any other suggestion then BIG BEAR JEOR
???
Ser davos is a knight
Here's a catch 22
Would you rather
>HBO series ends, d&d directs a few spinoffs to explain the loose ties that were left
or
>HBO series ends, loose ties are let loose and d&d never work with got again
Here you go, lad
there's still room for more kinos, lemme have em bois
Fuck Yi Ti and fuck the GAY Empire of the Dawn
The third dragon
like the fermented semen of 26 dothraki bloodriders that just ate horse liver for supper. and a hint of rose
Worst Characters:
1. Stannis Baratheon (King of stupid. So vile, burned his own kid. Should have bent the knee to Renly. Worshipped by incels.)
2. Robert Baratheon (Stupid and cucked by Cersei. Indirect cause of everything wrong. Has no character but memes.)
3. Jaime Lannister (Slave to her sister's cunt. Mostly a smug idiot. Forced redemption arc that doesn't make sense.)
4. Baelish (Always thinks he is smarter than he actually is even when truly smart characters like Sansa are involved.)
5. Cersei Lannister (Ruined lots of lives. Stupid and arrogant. Foolishly opposes my Dany. Doesn't know when to give up.)
Best Characters:
1. My lovely Dany (Most deserving of the Throne. Best girl, best khaleesi, best queen. Most pure and beautiful. Cute dragons.)
2. Tyrion Lannister (Smart and funny dwarf. Removed Tywin, another nonsensical patriarchal archetype that was shitting up the plot.)
3. Sansa Stark (Smartest Character, defeated Cersei, Baelish, Ramsay. Greatest characted development. Keeps up with my Dany.)
4. Arya Stark (Based assassin, suffered the most out of everyone but always pulls through. My savage little wolf cub.)
5. Brienne of Tarth (Loyal and just to a fault. Completely destroyed the hound who exemplifies toxic masculinity. Justly executed the worst character.)
Whatever, same question
Is it sad that this was the biggest accomplishment in my life?
Red Priestess #7...
>Saving fucking everyone in the Battle of Blackwater
Wrong. The Baratheons were literally the good guys in that battle.
who dis, she looks like prime mommy material
It's pottery. He pulled the same shit in his smuggling days, you see.
The onion knight.
is he /ourguy/?
Where's all the free folk, they haven't shown anyone except Tormund. Did they all die at the wall or battle of bastards?
How the fuck am i supposed to wait a whole week for this next episode? I'm too hyped.
> Being sexually attracted to the psycho el goblina who should have been put down seasons ago for being a crazed nutter
get some better taste friend
really thought when thet euron scene hit we were going to get some greyjoy kino
massive disappointment
name one loose end
fur user who requested it
based bait poster.
Based
>who are thrones anyway?
I actually had to look it up because I don't recall. I guess a House under the Lannisters.
>were there any other thornes in the show?
I don't believe so. Not much is known about them in the books either I don't think.
>looks like prime mommy material
>he doesnt know
Oh user, you just won the lottery
Xev bellringer is the name
maybe you won't have to
maybe the episode will leak a few days early
BESSIE
Ugly little twat innit?
there's gonna be prequels and spin-offs but D&D are fucking off to direct and write a Star Wars triology
why did aryas wolf seem so much larger?
Holy shit this show is bad.
Why doesn't Bran warg into NK and then kill himself?
Chances are you'll get cancer anyway so why deny yourself some pleasures
if its in shit quality im not watching it
hbu
They’re from the Crownlands, so they’d be directly under whoever is the royal family.
a manlet wolf for a manlet stark
>The Baratheons were literally the good guys in that battle.
It's all a matter of perspective. But you can't argue that Tyrion didn't do a good job ruling as Hand and did a good job of defending his side during that battle.
Why doesn't Jon just fuck a red priestess so she can make a shadow baby to kill the Night King?
Azor jaime
spastic CGI team regularly fucks up the scaling
Because they spent all the money on the retarded dragon scene in ep 1.
>tell me the whole story
wow so tyrion is gonna write the game of thrones then die at the ripe age of 80 with a whores mouth around his cock bravo dnd
VIPER
pls respond
There’s nothing fucking pleasureable about smoking a cigarette. It’s literally just a meme
>thinking there are good and bad guys in GoT
based brainlet
Tyrion just wanted to protect the people under him and his family
>tfw no cute smelly readhead wildling to bully you and shoot you
why even live bros
>battling army of dead
>army of women who first picked up a stick 3 days ago get slaughtered
>a ridiculous losing battle
>some heroic half cocked charge
>fuckin undead dragon shows up and slaughters everyone
>3 more episodes of gay porn while the undead march south
what are the chances?
i look forward to seeing how fucked up her kid is
I hope the NK wins and they all fuck off to Essos, ngl
Because the Night King is a far more powerful warg. Look at his army.
She tried but Jon's lifeforce was too weak for that level of blood magic.
faggotry
what's his endgame?
Where is the arya stark copy pasta? You know the whole
"imagine being gendry being on a diet of only hot blondes and having to stare at aryas britbong 3/10 body" etc etc...
*kids
Where is Ser Twenty Goodman when you need him?
>a cute
>ugly
She’ll grow into a handsome woman
>She tried but Jon's lifeforce was too weak for that level of blood magic.
I thought she tried to fuck him but Jon refused her
Post pics NOW
AHHHHHH THESE FUCKING DIALOGS
Why are they always so smug and outright tedious. It’s just smug statement after smug statement. Every line is delievered with either a stone-cold face or a smirk. Actors move around like they are in a Latin American soap opera, except with zero emotion on their faces.
Wtf are they doing
A ton will probably show up next episode to be jobbers in the battle.
Like when they had those few wildings that came with Jon and co to steal a whitewalker to literally be redshirts on the expedition.
After spending a few hours on Twitter and Instagram I've determined that Lean Headey/Cersei is the most different from her character on the show
Discuss
incest porn is back on the menu
>battling army of dead
>army of men who picked up a stick at the age of 3 get slaughtered
>a ridiculous losing battle
>some heroic half-cocked charge
>fuckin undead dragon shows up and slaughters everyone
>3 more episodes showing the superiority of women
>Hillary Mormont keeps the remaining men in check
westeros after all the good men die at winterfell
They're busy out raping and pillaging probably. You know, the whole concern with letting them South of the wall.
hello red dit
>Ygritte's actress is a member of the aristocracy
>Jon's actor is a member of the gentry
It's almost like their marriage was part of the (((plan)))
Checked
epic
most of the actors are good though, only Emilia and Maisie are bad
Nah, I mean he did, but then she said something about him being too weak anyways.
Does Melisandre have a part to play?
Houw about Daario Naharis?
Would
hi remember me
Only hope for this abomination
fetal alcohol syndrome
>handsome
yep
based and c*nnypilled
Based Dany striking the usurper's banners.
Considering his corpse is probably laying around in the snow it would not surprise me if Satannis got a cameo as an undead and a last fuck you to Stannisfags.
Imagine being Gendry in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 15 year old girl from Flea Bottom. Like seriously imagine having to be Gendry and not only lie there while Arya flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her unshapely figure. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in Winterfell tells her she's SO BADASS and DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of young peasant girls with perfect bodies shaped by working in the fields all day. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get get laid one last time and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for while baking people into pies. And then she asks for another round, and you know you could kill every single person in this castle before the eunuchs could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Gendry. You're not going to lose your future lordship over this. Just bear it. Close your eyes and bear it.
Euron is the eternal king until his death. I'd argue Tyrion is a country mile off from his book character as well.
>Does Melisandre have a part to play?
Stannis
Poisoned by his enemies
In the context of the fifth episode till the end of the series in a week-to-week format, it was absolutely insane. This episode will get better once the season is done, and it can be binged in an evening. It was almost a “Thanks for watching!” in that we never leave Winterfell and all the “good guys” are there.
>implying that's not a proper pun
she's already 16 bro
She released a new mommy brestfeeding video like last week
Yes, its kino
Not at all
You did your duty, that's all that matters
Spoiler alert: literally everyone in the British Isles smokes cigarettes.
tyrion does something based this season confirmed(hopefully killing the dragonwhore)
Sure, he did a fine job making sure things didn’t fall apart. That can’t be taken away from him. But he also willingly defended a king who he knew did not belong on the throne. Said King was infamously cruel and sadistic. Of course, for Tyrion himself as an individual, it’s forgivable considering he was fighting for his family, but it’s telling that the people on the Lannister side who start freaking out before the battle(Petyr, Cersei, Varys, etc) are literal backstabbers and schemers with selfish motives(Varys in the books at least).
Can someone please post the Azor Jaime vs Night King copypasta? The one where you can hear the pastor seasons chants of Kingslayer as he approaches Night King
did u came?
konichiwa bitches from beijing to saigon
>Considering his corpse is probably laying around in the snow it would not surprise me if Satannis got a cameo as an undead and a last fuck you to Stannisfags.
>implying Stannisfags don't want this
Why is Dany upset about Jaime killing Aerys? Did nobody ever tell her he was a madman who burned people alive for sport?
user will never understand this
I didn't think Star Wars could get any worse, but D&D just keep on giving
dhe buly ent nao
>final battle of humanity vs the dead
>Bran is warged into the past, being protected by Jaime and Brienne
>white walker stabs Brienne with her own sword, she lays on the ground dying
>cut to young Jaime kneeling, with Aerys Targaryean saying "In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave..."
>Jaime kills the WW, and after a brief moment of grief, draws the sword from Brienne, now aflame
>cut to Aerys: "Do you swear to defend the innocent and the helpless, in the name of the Seven?" "I swear it"
>audio of Jaime and Brienne's parting plays as Jaime looks around
>"They say the best swords have names. Any ideas?"
>Night King appears and stares at Bran, his ultimate target
>"Oathkeeper."
>Jaime steps in between them, laughing somberly
>"Do you know what they call me?"
>as Azor Ahai walks toward the Night King, all that can be heard is a cacophony of voices from past seasons cursing:
>"Kingslayer.. Kingslayer! KINGSLAYER!"
also checked
100%, massive plot armor until he kill Cersei.
to where?
I drink and I get digits.
>undead Stannis beheads Brienne
I'd be more than okay with that.
No I meant the difference between the TV character and the actor who plays them's irl personality, Cersei is really jarring because the actress seems really goofy and weird for a woman her age, completely un-Machiavellian
>Stannis comes back
>Some strong independent woman kills him again
I'm not ready bros...
How much longer do we have to wait for winds of winter for stannis to btfo Ramsay?
Does she go to school at fucking Hogwarts?
Let it die and be cursed
They're no showrunners of mine
ARYAS TIGHT ASS
sevenths confirm
She was too good and too cute for this show
to your pants
Azor Tyrion will win the Iron Throne confirmed
I find your post to be very xenophobic. Yes, some of them did not find official working positions and yes, some are relieving their stress and sexual tension on involuntary northern girls. But who are you to judge?
>1/3 season gone
>nothing has happened
>whoremongering son finally does something worthwhile
checked
Jamie kills the Night King and embraces the nickname Kingslayer
no because i took them off before
Oh, then certainly Emilia Clarke. She is just a sunshine of joy and charisma irl.
maybe 7 seasons ago
Mah nigga
based
just have a gangbang with jon, gendry and stannis (when he comes back), it can't be that hard
Rickard did nothing wrong.
Some Good Men
Yes, Dany knows about her father, she was told by Selmy and Tyrion about his cruelty and intentions to destroy KL, and has acknowledged that he was an evil bastard who deserved to die.
>I know the Mad King earned his name.
>My father was an evil man. On behalf of House Targaryen, I ask for forgiveness for my father's crimes.
But of course she forgot all about that so that we could have some artificial tension for five minutes.
she's starring in "The Worst Witch", it's an Harry Potter/My Little Witch Academia kind of feel
Based
Karstarks for king of the north
That's a good one, Aquaman would be on that list as well. Is it just me or do the actors all seem like huge stoners irl?
I didnt know whales could dance. Learn something new all the time...
>1/3 season gone
More like 1/4.
LITERALLY WHO CARES NOBODY GETS RESOLUTION
this is like caring what happened to that one handmaiden who saw sansa get her period
>tfw I'm latin american and people here have been saying got is getting "soap opera'd" ever since season 5
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
you know how hard it would be to crew a ship while no one can talk?
hhhmmmm, wait, this doesn't look like her at all to me, t'was all fake
here's link anyway, user
pornhub view_video.php?viewkey=ph5be9ccecca6f3
The show only really has 3 major families. The Starks, the Targaryans, and the Lannister’s. Jon and Dany are obviously the major hero characters from their respective families. Jamie is the hero Lannister. He will 100% either kill Cersei or the night king.
Gillie got fat as fuck.
>she's starring in "The Worst Witch", it's an Harry Potter/My Little Witch Academia kind of feel
They're just purposely making lolibait at this point, right?
lyanna mormont needs the d
>pregnant person is heavier than non-pregnant person
SHOCKING
PRESTON
This theory makes zero sense. Why would The Waif take up Arya’s goals? Why would she kill Walder Frey? Why would she even want to be Arya?
Show description on imdb is "Nine noble families fight for control over the mythical lands of Westeros". What are the other six families?
poor ahmed just wants to send some money back to pakistan and he gets bullied by upper class slags in the underground, poor guy
IS A BLOWHARD
Meera and Howland Reed
They dont look fake to me in comparison.
Accurate and digit pilled. Third head of the dragon confirmed.
If by d you mean a dagger in the gut then yes.
>keikaku intensifies
Tired of all the bastads and clever little twats acting like they’re the shit all the time.
>tfw you look forward to his autistic videos more than the GoT episodes themselves
why do they still have the baratheon sigil in the new intro
>inb4 gendry
like no one can yell out sailing terms
>hoist the sails
>anchors away
>man the galley
i think those are terms idk
oh damn
Preston is honestly much more optimistic than most of the faggots on this board.
>mfw 2 out of 6 episodes are gone and still no Stannis
Th-they're gonna bring him back as the rightful king of Westeros, right guys?
>Episode 4
>The battle is all but lost as the Night King's army finishes off the last of the forces outside Winterfell
>As the Night King begins walking towards the gates a strange sound can be heard in the distance
>The Night King turns around and sees a massive green wave rushing towards him and over his army
>A single man is riding the wave and gives the Night King a smirk as he overtakes him
>He tosses a single lit match over his shoulder as he glides into Winterfells gates and seals it behind him
no fucking way this happened
howland hasnt even been in the show except for that silly few minutes of flashbacks... literally who cares
meera told bran she was going home... what more do you need to know? she fulfilled her characters obligation to get bran to the raven safely and back
what are your favorite small houses
What did Catelyn Stark say to the hound after telling brienne to not hang him
>Youtube recommendations are flooded with GoT videos again
I fucking hate this time of year
It's a show for kids but i guess you're making a valid point.
He wasnt a madman, Bran kept whispering burn them all in his ear to fuck with him
fucking based
I think it's intended to be a calm-before-the-storm moment.
Not to mention that, the scale of this coming battle is going to be big, but they clearly didn't want to split it up. This episode dragged on because the next episode is going to be one big battle scene. We won't even get an aftermath until episode 4, where the remnants then march south to deal with cersei. Episode 5 cleans her out, and finally 6 deals with the internal struggles between all the victors.
>Being pregnant means you get a double chin.
The absolute state of Amerilards.
>implying pregnancy is in any way related to double and triple chins
nobody cares this is a thread about the show you blowhard
Who is the curry qt enjoying based night's king?
I would unironically want the series to end absolutely badly, like everything is destroyed and all main characters dead both good ones and bad ones.
It would be fitting ending for the series and I would be absolutelly happy to see how normies would react.
>coveralls
>make female children leads so that other female children can relate to them
>Autists on a taiwanese noodle frying forum want to fuck them
Everytime.
Your mum, m8
have sex
we need more of this
I’d be scared
I don't care what anyone says, that Jenny of Oldstones but was fucking K I N O
Genuinely emotional for me, can't believe I was made to feel something for the characters in this shitpile again, even if just for a brief moment
Yeah they look basically exactly as you'd expect the left pair to look unsupported
My future wife
Theory: The Night King is on the way to KL
1. He wasn’t shown at the end of last episode
2. Bran’s vision in S4 has a dragon flying over KL (just ONE)
3. Daenerys has a vision of a destroyed throne room
4. Night king is a lot smarter than you think... Battle of winter fell is very likely going to be won by living but at a cost of a LOT of people and resources...night king will now have a MASSIVE army coming from KL to winterfell
>> Arya's blatantly fake ass tiddies
Real
Say farewell to the wee man.
Because the God of Death demands repayment
>literally who cares
When Dany asks for proof of Jon's parentage, Howland is the only man alive in all of Planetos who can (legally) testify of what happened at the tower of Joy user, don't you see?
Plus if the WW march on till the Neck we gonna see Greywater Watch which would be cool as shit desu
What the fuck is that wh*toid wearing?
holy shit stannis the mannis
my gf
that's me on the left
Nah more like 2/6.
you are expecting so much from D&D writing?
i do see but its not a thing in the show, nobody has made reference to him being there or knowing anything so from a show perspective his character is entirely irrelevant
so far only dany has questioned jon and they can always fall back on... why can you ride a dragon as proof
nah wit tends
>Dany literally a prophesised ruler
>finally crosses to westeros
>Dany suddenly a ruthless cunt
>and everyone is suddenly wearing space age suits
what happened between s6 and s7?
i got plenty ammo
Nearly cried at Sansa and Theon looking at eachother.
There will be a lot of deaths next episode. Let's hope that Bran doesn't do time shenanigans and erase all the consequences.
everybody was kung fu fighting
True and straight
Nobody outside of /got/ knows who he is, user
Why doesn't Davos just go home to his wife, and get away from all this ? He deserves better. I want him to grow old and find peace.
Would this be worth watching?
Daily reminder that the Night King is going to warg into Bran to escape his hell
new thread
she looks like one of those fish 12,000 feet under the ocean
>page 6
So this is how /got/ finally dies...
friendly reminder: there has never been any mention of a character or casting call for anything remotely close to howland reed
its not happening, game over. shut it down
I damn hope at least GURM remembers
>green wave
For a second I thought they were going to use wildfire
>Why would The Waif take up Arya’s goals? Why would she kill Walder Frey?
because at that point she is Arya, she's not the Waif. Isn't completely becoming another person the whole thing with the masketta men?
>Why would she even want to be Arya?
now this is the good question
Based fellow jaime-azor-ahai-revived-by-Beric poster
>the remnants then march south to deal with cersei
Cersei isn't going to try to ambush them at Winterfell after they fight off the white walkers?
The night king and his crew are actually trying to escape an eldritch horror monster that Euron was looking for.
The nights watch thought the wildlings were trying to invade, but they were just running away.
The wildlings thought the white walkers were trying to invade, but they were just fleeing cthulu
He has Elio and Linda to do that for him
one of my favs
It's more likely melisandre finds and ressurects him
or he never died at all
manly kill
Baratheon
Stark
Lannister
Aryn
Tully
Tyrell
Targaryen
Greyjoy
Martell
this. #LETTHEMIN
GOT YOU IN THE PIPE FIVE BY FIVE
IT'S OVER PILOT
THE SKIES BELONG TO ME
>tfw you nutted but he still sucking
>nobody has made reference to him being there or knowing anything so from a show perspective his character is entirely irrelevant
He was named by Bran in one of his visions before stabbing Arthur Dayne in the back at the Tower of Joy in the show.
plz stop it DABID
first barrage done
I dunno if this one is worth it, but it's kinda special to me because I was at that location and took nearly the same picture before I even watched that episode.
see
Blog it
nothing else makes any sense in this God forsaken shit show
Watch the prophecy never play out at all. Audience is trolled for 8 seasons.
>she fulfilled her characters obligation to get bran to the raven safely and back
They should use her to make Bran less of an autist desu
[plus plunge that crannogwoman's lair to continue the Stark name [/spoiler]
post one
Absolutely, unequivocally based.
Darrio was left behind in tv Thrones. He's probably Euron in the books.
Red woman might come back though.