/got/ - Game of Thrones

Team Night King represent

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male osha looks like edmure

>I need this thread to be perfect, /got/.

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nth for Stannis

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white walkers know how to climb

Consensus of the next episode is "Wow, I can't believe they actually killed the Night King off like that. Why the fuck would he fall for a trap that simple?"

>DRAGON POD RACING
>SINGING MUSICALS
>ALL MEN HAVE BECOME KEKS OR HAD THEIR DICKS CHOPPED OFF
>ALL MEN ARE FOLLOWING ORDERS OF WOMEN
>NO MORE WHORES AND BANGING SCENES
>ONLY LOVE AND EMPOWERED SEX
>SITCOM CASTLE WITH LOVE STORIES
>Story wrapped up in qucik CGI scenes and Danny getting killed by Arya at the end

How did it all go so wrong?

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Post S3 and before memes

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all of this stannis and robert posting

no love for renly?

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oh.. my god.. sansa.. the rape.. IT. WAS. FABULOUS.

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post youre GoThot

for me its tyene

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STANNIS

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ROBERT!
I gave no permission for your bastard to take his hammer and go to work on my daughter's anvil!

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Azor Theon

>tfw this episode Arya turned me on
>tfw I always found her ugly
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'm so fucking confused

Male Maisie Williams looks like that cirpple fuck from that shitty vikings tv show

DOIN' IT TO 'EM
SINCE 7700 BC

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>THIS IS VICE-ADMIRAL SEAWORTH
>ORBITAL STRIKE APPROVED, REDUCE WINTERFELL TO NOTHING BUT GLASS

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Salso is hot
Lancel is the same kek

Azor Sandor

AZOR BERIC

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*2019...I am forgotten...*

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test

Stannis is dead and missing a head and won't be seen on screen again, wont even be mentioned

Night Chad is hella BASED

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I'll take the lot.

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jaime charging at the dragon last season was one of the best scenes 2bh pretty kino

>mfw people actually support the asshole was up for betraying kin just because he thought himself dressed better

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>white walkers are beautiful, angelic, elvish in the books
>horrific evil snow-orcs in the show

hm

female John Snow getting railed by male Ygritte and male Dany. Would be kino.

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The only survivor on Arya's list.

Can someone post the jaime becoming azor ahai green text please

Would earth be better if every tranny killed itself ?
Of course yes.

fucking faggot

what would've happened if Ned followed his guidance?

AZOR JANOS

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GoT is my favorite native isekai

youtu.be/l2ppLtHbag4

Is this Azor Ahai

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WATCH IT, NED

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Myranda was by far the hottest to appear in the show

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>implying any peak GoT scene will ever top any peak LotR scene

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shut the fuck up

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NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT

>yfw theon dies

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guys this shit didn't work on Daario

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>Stannis
>dead
>mfw he hasn't read the leaks

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SHE'S A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ASS, NED.

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thats what ned should have done it would have avoided all of the shit

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fuck reek

anyone got megas to the last two eps?

RICKON IS LITERALLY THE ONLY CORPSE IN THE CRYPT CAPABLE OF BEING RESURRECTED

prove me wrong

Cercei

>Winterfell defenders in disarray
>walls overrun
>suddenly a horn is heard in the distance
>'Warrior of Light' comes on
>a resurrected Stannis on a white steed rides out of the woods and through the night, flanked by Mel and Kinvara
>holds his sword of living fire above his head and charges
Get ready for some kino.

>family traitor

EPISODE 3 SCREENPLAY LEAK BY FRIKI: The Night King fell to the ground under the onslaught of Jon’s blows. He attempted to raise himself up but suddenly a boot came down on his back. There was the sound of a sword sheathing behind him. Suddenly he became painfully aware of how he must look. Laying in the dirt with his pert, round, ass up in the air. There was the sound of trousers being unbuttoned and he felt a hand move longingly over his cheeks before it jerked his pants down exposing his cold hairless asshole. Frozen in terror he felt something hard press against his delicate icy anus. He suddenly recoiled in horror but rough hands grasped his shoulders and Jon’s member thrust forcefully into his ass. The Night King let out a low animal whimper as Jon mercilessly pounded his cold ass. A small trickle of blood flowed from his poor abused butt and began to pool in the snow between his knees. Suddenly he felt Jon tense up before abruptly shouting “WINTER IS COMING!” Thick ropes of hot Targaryen baby batter splashed inside the Night King’s ruined derriere and he let out a single solitary sob as Jon withdrew from him. Jon moved in close to his ear and whispered: “You want an endless winter, but what you need is a bad cock.” Roll credits

Why like Renly? He was driven by greed and pride to put himself before his lawful elder brother.

How do most of the women make attractive men, but not the other way around?

Was episode 2 leaked?

IMPREGNATE THE WHORE, GENDRY... BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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okay, this post is based

At what point did it all go so wrong lads?

>battles dragons thought an entire castle, up in the middle of the air, and finally dilvers the finishing blow.

That was some battle your grace.

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so show arya is a virgin but wasnt book arya basically fucked and a whole lot of weird shit done to her in braavos by the faceless

what are the chances of fatman wrapping everything up in TWOW with a shitty ending?

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>ALL THE INCELS GET KILLED

>STRONG WOMEN GET THEIR CHAD

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Bless Arya and her tits.

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Br-Brieene please

dont do it

dont do i-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Remember when it seemed as though dabid&dabid might finally do Stannis some justice with the North arc?

youtube.com/watch?v=OLNFloNdJH4

Man I loved those times
>this was 5 years ago

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I've been doing a rewatch of the earlier seasons the past week and I just saw that episode a few nights ago. Given his welcome back at Pyke, it really isn't hard to see how everything went down. I know Theon was struggling with his identity and who he is but holy fuck he should have seen what came to him.

>Ygrette is suddenly John Cena
OH NO NO NO NO

Its two threads back user. You can find it.

He has no dick, he's already emasculated so he's a non-toxic, non-threatening male who'll get to watch his wife get pleased by a new man every day because FUCK TRADITION. He'll live.

Good
>Jaime Brienne knight scene
>Fire scene
>Edd-Jon-Sam reuion

Bad
>Tyrion-Bran scene pulling a Cersei-Tyrion tier cutaway
>Blatantly ripping off Mary singing before the battle of Pelennor fields
>Jon voiceover didn't fit the show at all

The rest was meh.

>books subvert fantasy tropes and reader expectations
>show plays directly into fantasy tropes and goes exactly as the audience expects it to despite everyone claiming otherwise

BEND DA KNEE

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Is Maise Williams suppose to be hot? She looks like a fucking goblin to me. I was disgusted with her sex scene. I regularly beat my meat to lolis, so I don't mind petite bodies. Can't tell if it's the case of 3DPD or if she's just ugly. She's suppose to be 22 irl but she looks like she's 12 yo. Guess lolicon != pedophile.

please carefully explain to me how Stannis survived this

>people talking about the upcoming battle being bigger and better than helms deep
>slowly realize that they're right for one reason
>stannis is gonna come riding out of the fucking horizon like gandalf did but on a steed made of light and fire

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

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Remember us

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>And who are you

>male Gilly is wearing a suit

ok....

Go on, do your duty.

One of the quips I have about the show is how fast Jon forgot about Ygritte.

I am a married man (yes I know normie). I will never re marry, I pledged my life to one woman. I hope Jon has to kill Dany, then he will realize who his one true love really is.

A /GoT/ thread without at least 8 Azors is considered a dull affair

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This meme was fun when there was an actual chance of it being real, now that its the final season and this is the best meme Yea Forums can come up with just shows how bankrupt this show is on entertainment

Melly

uhm yeah, who else would Arya run away from you dingus. it is known since the first trailer, it is know user.

no one in the crypt is capable of being resurrected.
If anyone is resurrected they are not capable of leaving the tomb

Showfags will never know the truth about Renly.

No one said she's pretty. She has a derp face and always has. But her body is perfectly good and it's hot to see a character nude now after starting as a kid

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Actor had prostate cancer, and dropped shooting to tour with his buddies one last time
Fucker survived though, but they dropped his character anyway, although AFAIK he doesn't mind

The brann posting and webms are my favourite thing to come out of /got/

At this point I don't even know if he'll finish TWOW. If he had any shame, he will release TWOW and ADOS after the show ends, but I doubt he cares anymore so he'll have some half finished book for TWOW and call it good.

my penis does, my brain - not so much

>Stannis dead
>Davos deleted him from memory and follows snuuuu

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the classic

Loras a qt

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>"WINTER IS COMING!"
kino

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GODS LOOK AT THEM GO JOINING OUR HOUSES NED
WE DID GOOD

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Her death scene was pretty good too

The nigths watch

>Mary

GODS WE WERE STRONG THEN

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There might be a bunch of permanently frozen corpses I guess

is this real?

Azor Boar

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the lotr books are boring shit compared to asoiaf, though the show ain't got shit on the movies in its current state

Anyone seen leaks, what happens ?

>ARCHER 3-2, THIS IS ARCHER 3-3. ADJUST FIRE. SHIFT WINTERFELL. DANGER CLOSE, OVER.

>THIS IS ARCHER 3-2. ADJUST FIRE, OUT.

>THREE PLATOONS. WHITE WALKERS IN THE OPEN. SOME AIRBORNE, OVER.

>WHITE WALKERS IN THE OPEN, OUT.

>SHIFT FROM WINTERFELL: EAST 500, NORTH 200, OVER.

>EAST 500, NORTH 200, OUT.

>THREE ROUNDS, HE, SHORT FUSE, OVER.

>THREE ROUNDS, HE, SHORT FUSE, OUT.

>SHOT, OVER.

>SHOT, OUT.

>SPLASH, OVER.

>SPLASH, OUT.

>EAST 100, NORTH 200, FIRE FOR EFFECT, OVER.

>EAST 100, NORTH 200, FIRE FOR EFFECT, OUT.

>EFFECT IS GOOD. LOTS OF LITTLE PIECES, OVER.

>ROGER, OUT.

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yes

I was hoping Gendry would have slept with a few dozen girls already, he's shaming his father by keeping them in single digits

START THE NEXT EPISODE BEFORE I SHIT MESELF

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Robert wasn't actually killed by a boar, you know that right?

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all im saying is it would be extremely bad if they attempted to make headless ned and rob get resurrected and catelyns bones probably arent even down there and lynna's way too old so it could only be rickon

>no one in the crypt is capable of being resurrected.

rickon is if they put his body down there he was never burned and could still have flesh

>If anyone is resurrected they are not capable of leaving the tomb

what an asspull

5 years ago already, fuck man, where does the time go?

Shaky cams and random Jokes with zombies vs humans

BASED

who /B A R A T H E O N/ here?

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>ARCHER THIS IS DRAGON SQUADRON.

>CHARLIE THAT DRAGON. COME IN.

>WE HAVE VISUAL ON THE ICE DRAGON.

>WE ARE INBOUND AND STANDING BY. REPEAT WE ARE INBOUND OVER.

>COPY THAT DRAGON. WE HAVE FRIENDLIES PINNED DOWN. NEED AIR SUPPORT.

>MAN THE FIFTY.

>SWITCH TO D.C.S. RANGING.

>WE'RE IN THE PIPE. FIVE BY FIVE.

Not that I can recall, you’ve been reading a lot of fanfiction?

He meant at once

Those faggots in the bar are gonna be whooping and crying tears of joy when they watch Gendry x Arya

Fucking cringe Americans

Ned would've still been alive and well, probably reigning over the seven kingdoms while grooming Gendry to become the next king.

i posted the leaks and they are fake

ask me anything

KING'S LANDING HAS TO FALL

IT'S PART OF THE PROPHECY

Male Sansa is an ultrachad, wow.
Fem Jaime, fem Bronn, fem Bran and fem Viserys CUTE

>fire scene
>good

Joffree nailed her.

could never forget the 10/10 in front

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER TITS

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CARFEUL GENDRY CAREFUL NOW NOT TO KNOCK THE WHORE UP

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Poor girl, the pox will take her by season 4's end

VICTARION
VICTARION KING

Based.

He bolted right for her vag as soon as he saw her.

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What did your leaks say?

This. Half a stag and she'd make you meet the seven

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>Episode 3
>Theon is defending Brann in the godswoods
>Night King manages to get past the forces and to the godswoods somehow
>Theon attacks NK but is easily overpowered and thrown to the ground
>NK grabs his spear and is about to kill Theon execution style and shoves his spear into Theon's junk
>*silence*
>The Night Kings eye widen up as he realize that Theon is still alive
>Theon smirks
>"heh....nothing personell kid..."
>Theon grabs his dragonglass weapon and shoves it into the Night King's heart, saving Brann, Winterfall and all of Westeros
>"UUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*flash foward*
>Huge celebration of Azor Theon, the saviour of mankind
>Tyrion: Look Varys! I told you not having balls up here in the north was an advantage!
>Everyone burts out in laughter
>Theon: Yeah and at least I'm not a worthless fucking manlet like Jon Shit over there
>Everyone laughs even more and Dany gets down on her knees and starts giving Azor Theon a rimjob

The end

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So is this officially dead?
I know it has been dead on HBO for almost a decade now.... but is it like dead dead now?

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would it have been a bit too gratuitous if they showed arya bouncing up and down on gendry in reverse cowgirl?

do you think people might have gotten offended?

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It's true

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wouldve loved to have seen him and jaime on his proper arc instead of le bronn and dorne shitheap

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>Replacing worstsnek with best princess
Based

jesus just imagine you're in this fucking situation...I'd pull a flaming sword from my pants in an instant

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BASED MY KNEE IS SO BEND

if winterfell falls what happens to the women and children in the crypts

Eh, there wasn't any action but a lot of character arcs did kind of come full circle (meaning they're going to be killed off next episode).

kino

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>Worst House
No thanks

Ros all the way

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is this boar?

>the most powerful man in the Vale is Robin Arryn
>the most powerful man in the Riverlands is Edmure Tully
>the Reach, the Stormlands and Dorne don't have any rulers since their ruling houses have become extinct
How has absolutely nothing happened as a result of these massive power vacuums? Even the Westerlands is arguably ripe for the taking since every relevant Lannister is not there anymore.

Sansa wants that Greyjoy cock.

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Might still happen in the books (if they ever get finished lmao). I doubt D&D know what SanSan even is.

get ready for THE D&D SHOW SEASON 8 NEXT EPISODE

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kek

>He's not routing for House Baratheon to return stronger and more numerous than ever
Related note, how unethical is it for Robert not to inform his bastards of their family. What if they go full Lannister by accident?

EURON WILL USE DROWNED MAGIC TO
MOUNT A DRAGON COCK ON THEON
>EURON WILL USE DROWNED MAGIC TO MOUNT A DRAGON COCK ON THEON
EURON WILL USE DROWNED MAGIC TO MOUNT A DRAGON COCK ON THEON
>EURON WILL USE DROWNED MAGIC TO MOUNT A DRAGON COCK ON THEON
EURON WILL USE DROWNED MAGIC TO MOUNT A DRAGON COCK ON THEON
>EURON WILL USE DROWNED MAGIC TO MOUNT A DRAGON COCK ON THEON
EURON WILL USE DROWNED MAGIC TO MOUNT A DRAGON COCK ON THEON
>EURON WILL USE DROWNED MAGIC TO MOUNT A DRAGON COCK ON THEON

My Dany

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The thing is, there should be a devastating winter paralyzing everyone. That's the Long Night. Everyone should be huddled up in their castles, waiting for summer/spring before making a move.

queen in da norf

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I just assume most of those areas are being ruled by various warlords since D&D can't world build for shit.

What I don’t understand is how they suddenly are completely depleted in terms of soldiers. The North and the Westerlands can get repeatedly battered in several battles, and yet they still supposedly have about 10k each, but the Reach, Dorne, and Stormlands 1 or 2 battles each, and they’re completely wiped.

>arya lost her virginity before you

Bros...

Man, I kind of wish they had more Ilyn Payne in the show. I know the actor died of cancer or something but I still kind of liked that character even if he apparently wasn't too important.

she's a fucken qt

This game of thrones episode was great for character development. Sets the stage for so much shit to come

Gendry's mother is Bessie, right? The one with the great big tits?

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user please dont remind me

she didnt

>>the Reach, the Stormlands and Dorne don't have any rulers since their ruling houses have become extinct

queen daenerys is the ruler know

NOTHING BUT TITS AND DRAGONS, user.

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Sansa thinks of Sandor in literally all her chapters post-ACoK.
Will they even get a reunion scene in the show or is it too late?

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It's actually Cersei

Someone post that scene with Ghost I'm really happy he got in this season

THE BOAR FOR CERSEI’S CUNT

>be shitty actress
>but still get parts because your grandpappy was Charlie Chaplin and nothing more

>S tart of the battle
>T he NK appears winning
>A lmost killed both dragons
>N ow destroyed most of the cast
>N ext is Bran
>I s nearing the Godswood
>S uddenly he is cut down from horseback, the rider reveals himself to be our favourite character, thought long lost the headless horseman

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you mean those few seconds where they showed half of him standing still yeah really blew the budget on that one

Pretty sure he recovered but by that point Jaime's stuff in the Riverlands was aldready done.

I know people who are 13 right now that have lost their virginity before me.

the greatest offence is how they've written house tyrell/the reach out of the conflict by establishing their soldiers as 'weak' and having them get btfo by the lannisters, even though they had by far the most powerful and sizeable military force in westeros

At least we were all witnesses

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EPISODE 3 SCREENPLAY LEAK BY KRIKI: Jamie thumbles out the way of the white walker's barrage of spears. He throws his empty mag and pops in a virgin one. Blows the nearest walker's arm off. "Four of them on my position." Jamie says panting. "I'm backing out. Over." He sprints back to a short wall and ducks for cover. The A-10 can be heard in the distance, raving up and taking a wide turn towards the front lines. It carries a massive GAU-8/A Avenger autocannon. One of the most powerful aircraft cannons ever flown. It fires large depleted valyrian steel walker-piercing shells. The cannon's original design could be switched by the pilot to 2,100 or 4,200 rounds per minute. It's flying low nearing it's target. The pilot makes his presence clear with the plane's loud intimidating horn. "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT" The plane announces. Seconds after, it's powerful 30x173mm cannon fire's its load on the called target. White walkers turn to chunks, and chunks turn to dust. Jamie lets the plane pass over before charging into the stragglers with his AR-15, equipped with UTG 6 Red 39mm CQB Dot Sight, and an incendiary grenade launcher. The night king never stood a chance with Sarget Jamie as his adversary.

>femViserys
holy shit

is my boy going to kill both the lannister brothers?

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Imagine if Oliver Reed was still alive. Who would you cast him as?

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I fucked some young south american whores fresh off the boat. Took the early season redpills

>David and Dan went out of their way to write a scene where they get to see Arya naked.
What does it mean?

YOU WOKE THE DRAGON NOW

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She wasn't bad.

NO ARMOR ON THE DRAGONS?!

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Normalfaggot americans are already losing their minds because she looks young and it made their cut dicks hard.

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its alright anons

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>Will they even get a reunion scene in the show or is it too late?
Maybe in the final episode, but I doubt it. The Hound will either die before he gets the chance or, more likely, D&D just forget that Sansa and Sandor ever had a relationship in the show in the first place.

Any theories on why does the night king want to kill Bran?

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same desu

What did you make of how these two actresses embodied those characters?

>GRRM: I have to give an immense amount of credit to our casting director, Nina Gold. The casting of Arya was particularly difficult, as I somewhat feared it would be; I think we looked at more potential Aryas than any other role in this show. I wasn’t physically present at the casting — I was back here in New Mexico working on the next book — but I was linked into it on the internet. So they would videotape these girls … I think we probably saw like a hundred girls. And at a certain point in the process I was really beginning to say, “This is a disaster, we can’t find anyone here.” These are not parts that require the girls to be cute, and deliver clever little one-liners to put down their idiot father, like you do in a sitcom. These are girls that are gonna go through really huge personal traumas. They’re gonna see death and war. They’re gonna see people close to them beheaded.

>So after looking at all these tapes, particularly for Arya, I was saying, “We are so screwed.” Then I saw Maisie’s tape, and it was like, “There she is. There she is. Arya.” She’s saying the lines, she’s alive, she’s got Arya’s spirit, you know? ] It was incredible. David [Benioff] and Dan [Weiss] and I said, “Yeah, we found her, hooray. Send up the skyrockets.”

>So they would videotape these girls … I think we probably saw like a hundred girls.

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don't you get it? seeing that character that was on the show since she was an innocent little girl get naked and rape a man is an important part of character development and maturity

>The end
>Then Theon sacrifices himself to the red god and burns himself on a pyre to keep his subjects safe for all eternity
>Everyone looks in awe as Theon burns to ashes in complete silence
>Soon before the ashes settle down, something mysterious starts to happen, the ashes solidify into something new and wondorous
>Its Stannis Baratheon, the actual true Azor Stannis
>The crown starts to chant in rapturous joy: STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

He doesn't. Bran has been lying to everyone all along.

He hates cripples, bastards and broken things.

because he wants to erase memories duh they said it in the show and it makes complete and total sense :)

the memories, you die if you are forgotten, cant lose the knowledge dude.

I DON'T WANT TO BE A WIZARD

I JUST WANT A TASTE

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The show retconned the Starks and Lannisters as ‘having the largest armies in westeros’(which is retarded btw) as an excuse to somehow leave both factions with a seemingly unlimited supply of troops. The Tyrell one doesn’t even make sense. “We were never good fighters. Gold roses and all”. Wtf? The Reach is specifically modeled after medieval France, which had the most belligerent knights in medieval Europe.

>YOU NEED THE BAD WEENIE

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BEAR A BEAR THERE WAS A BEAR

WHAT IS GOING ON IN KING'S LANDING?

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please post him I wanna see that cute little wolf face of his

theon and varys have no dick lol

DANNY DANNY JUST LISTEN T'ME WE GOTTA GET CERS T SEND LANNYS UP T'FELL. DUNT MATTER 'BOUT THE KILLINS OF BFOR SHE SUR IS GONNA DO GOODS THIS TIME
NOW M JUST GON OF T'WALL TO GRAB A WITE FOR KEEPSEYS JUS FLY DRGAONS IN IF THINGS GOES BADS, GENDERS GONNA RUN BACK T'WALL IF NIGHTSY SHOWS UP
NUFFIN IS GONNA GOES WRONG DANNY THEY CANT GET PAST T'WALL WIVOUT DRAGONS, PARK UP AS CLOSE YE CAN
TA LUV

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He would have been a great JonCon

>I was in Mexico working on the next book
I find it funny how much show involvement he's missed out on because he was busy writing a book that's still not finished and may never come out. He should have just committed himself to being hands on with the show and writing at least one episode per season, it would have worked out a lot better.

>These are not parts that require the girls to be cute, and deliver clever little one-liners to put down their idiot father, like you do in a sitcom

ironic...

>These are not parts that require the girls to be cute, and deliver clever little one-liners to put down their idiot father, like you do in a sitcom.
Oh if only he knew

So was that really Maisie's sideboob or was it more cgi fuckery?

Meera, I don't know why. She's just so cute. Also she's not a thot but a nice girl

Yup
Later on, when he comes back to King's Landing, he kills Cersei as well
then he whispers in her ears "the Reynes send their regards"
and who... are you...

haha

>final battle of humanity vs the dead
>Bran is warged into the past, being protected by Dany and Jon
>White Walker stabs Jon with Longclaw, he lays on the ground dying
>cut to Dany rising from the ashes with her dragons, Drogon roars
>Dany kills the White Walker, and after a brief smirk, draws the sword from Jon's dead corpse, now aflame
>cut to every moment Dany made her dragons burn someone
>"Dracarys. Dracarys. Dracarys. Dracarys. Dracarys."
>audio of Jon pleading for Dany's help plays as Dany looks around
>"If you bend the knee."
>Night King appears and stares at Bran, his ultimate target
>"How about my Queen?"
>Dany steps in between them, still smirking
>"Do you know what they call me?"
>as Azor Ahai walks towards the Night King, all that can be heard is a cacophony of voices from past seasons
>"Queen Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons."
>Targaryen theme plays

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I enjoyed the scene where shes on the bed wearing nothing but socks

Am i even dead if he erases the memory of me dying?

Odds on Sansa getting her tits out before the end now that Arya definitively didn't?

At what point did they think up the idea of writing her a sex scene?
>When they interviewed her at 11 years old in S1?
>When she was 16 and swinging a sword around?
How is Twitter not losing their mind over this? Are D&D seriously about to get away with this?

>barely perceptible difference

Kek

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Couldn't give a shit about what the final outcome is, I just want Jaime to kill Cersei and Jorah to kill Dany.

What do you guys think of The Dragon Demands? is he our guy?

based and norf pilled

L O L

It’s obvious Jorah is azor ahai now since he’s armed with heartsbane. Heartsbane is lightbringer.

Where did she get these scars?

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based

>Father! Is it... over?
>At long last. No king rules forever, my son.
> I see... only darkness... before me...
>*Night King dies*
>Without its master's command, the restless Undead will become an even greater threat to this world. There must always be a Night King.
>The weight of such a burden... it must be mine, for there is no other -
>You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother, but it is not your own!
>Jon! By all that is holy...
>The R'hllor flame sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the crown upon my head Tyrion. Forever more, I will be the jailer of the Damned.
>No, old friend. I cannot.
>Do it Tyrion! You and these brave heroes have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of service is mine.
>You will not be forgotten, brother.
>I MUST be forgotten, Tyrion! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of fear, they must never know what was done here today.
>Tell them only that the Night King is dead.
>*Voice Change*
>And that Jon Snow died with him. NOW, GO. LEAVE THIS PLACE AND NEVER RETURN.

Fake Sansa is best thot

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Smirkfu

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Azor Jaime

now this is based

Bran represents the audience.

>Knows and sees everything happening
>Is the same age as an average ASOIAF fan
>Virgin, just like the audience
>The story got so messy, the only way to end it is to kill the audience and lower the curtain; exactly what Night King wants to do with Bran

The WHOOOOOORE was pregnant

They are too scared to touch Sansa after S5. She will die alone.

Would be better than Azor Jon

those are the same scars shown on the waif in that one ep

he's finishing it as we speak user, it'll be out as soon as the show is over

holy based

Daddy issues

It just works, user

Her father was a drinker.

>Been not giving a fuck about the show pathetic try at generating emotion since the begining of the season
>Suddenly melancolic song about long gone Kings and past glories of a world lost, never to return
Fuck

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Since the Night King can command walkers to do a thing such as chaining the dead dragon and dragging him from under water, it's safe to assume he could get the dead to sail ships too as long as they have ships right?
Even without the dragons, if NK wins in North and then Kings Landing, the rest of the world would be fucked too.

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Yeah I don't remember that being the place where the other faceless woman hurt her. But since she wanted to show only half butt and side boob they had to put the scars somewhere, I guess.

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>Kingslayer with his right hand
>Queenslayer with his left hand
Would be kino

It's the waif who flayed her and literally crawled into her skin

i would drag my balls through half a mile of broken glass just o lick a tiddie

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A bit autistic but he makes solid points, especially about how D&D are unprofessional, inexperienced hacks who change shit because they want to prop up the actors who they are chummy with.

I'll stick to based Preston

Smirkfu stabs?

Dawn brings the light

Lion of Night

Forgot about those bomb ass titties

Shanked by the Waif?

If 7, Jaime dies next week

wat happened to kevan i forgot

Literal worst case scenario

do virgins really undress like that?

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why did they autotune pod?

Faceless men are everywhere

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>unironically falling for the musical sitcom

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agreed

She's not the waif, she knew too much about Arya's story to be the waif

Post GoT Bessie

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i would drag my balls through half a mile of broken glass just to have her step on them with a sharp stiletto heels.

>King's Landing location in the intro
>No King's Landing scene

You better not waste any battle time with cuts to KL. I'm warning you.

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Pictures?

exploded in the sept of baelor

>These are not parts that require the girls to be cute, and deliver clever little one-liners to put down their idiot father, like you do in a sitcom

He definitely hates what the show has become lmfao

Does someone know a song and can sing? Cmon

I was thinking... faceless men can make the best prostitutes.

I'd fuck them all. At the same time.

killed by crossbow in the books

killed at the sept with everyone else in the show

Lyanna.

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I hate all 4 cunts

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Needs FATTER TITS

I know it's weak user, but that's my weakness. It's a pathetic attemp at being Tolkien, but a starving man will eat even the most vile of stew with a smile.

>killed by crossbow in the books
i don't remember this pls remind

Ilyrio Mopatis

Remember when the showrunners didn't know what Sunspear was and just labeled it "Dorne?"

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More of left girl NOW

> Getting rid of Meera-fu because the show has no "the Reeds know the truth" theory anymore

ITS NOT FAIR BROS

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The only way the deaths coming in next week's episode will be impactful is if there is some big betrayal. Is Dany gonna finally go full villain?

how does the faceless man who appears as jaquen seem to know the details of the lives of the faces he wears?

Varys, of all people, killed him.

CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL

I cringe everytime.

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damn

killed prematurely in show and books

Varys shoots him

Varys jumps out of nowhere and shoots Kevan with a crossbow to further weaken the Lannisters just as fAegon is about to invade

god this guy was a retard

>Mormont
Heh

He was writing A Dance with Dragons when they were casting but yeah

ah yes, the city of Dorne

it was a good friend

Considering Dorne’s total abortion from the show, they might as well should have called it Albuquerque

desu its been a while and i forget.. i know the little birds help kill him and or pycelle too

i thinks its implied a little of both?

WHY IS DAVOS RELEGATED TO SOUP KITCHEN? SOME ONE EXPLAIN PLZ

Are there any other series out there with early season GOT tier sex scenes?

real man can cook

Do you need to shove the dragonglass into a wight's heart to kill it or is a scratch enough?

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new

That was also the defining scene that proved once and for all that Varys wasn’t a “for the good of the realm” fag

Just imagine all the possibilities
one could even go for Meryn fucking Trant's gists

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He's the Onion Knight

Curb Your Enthusiasm... Entourage... Californication. Any HBO series really.

you can't make up stories if you're telling those stories to people that know your story. I don't see arya telling anyone in braavos about the red woman taking his sweetheart or what his relationship with the hound was or how she didn't know if she could trust her sister or that the sword she wasn't supposed to have was a gift from Jon etc etc

Why did Cersei use little kids to murder?

HE COOKS A MEAN BOWL OF BROWN

My King

that would explain why sansa is considered the "smart one" all of a sudden

Dabid&Dippy suddenly reminding themselves that the thousands of commonfolk shit scared for their lives deserve a moment of spotlight before they are mercilessly slaughtered for the protection of TV celebrities

They all sound shit

damn janice snow looks pretty cute

I just want Jorah to live. He deserves to be happy.

Holy based

redpilled

Are you implying the Faceless man gang can resist a NK attack?

>Any HBO series really.
But especially Oz.

I am never watching anything ever again if this hapens

It's the current year.

who is ringo tho

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How dare you.
DELET

THE BOAAARARAARRR IS PREGNANT

This will always be funny to me

>Viserys was a better Dany than Emilia

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