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little finger.. the chaos.. it was a ladder
I can't lads, I just fucking can't.
These fucking Bran memes are killing me.
I've been stuck in perpetual laughter for like 15 fucking minutes, my face is in agony. I'm laughing while typing this.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
AZOR JAIME
>Stannis
I wish this meme would die.
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
GODS SANSA THE RAPE
Azor Sandor
IT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!
IGNITE THE FLAMES
NOW
WHERES MY SANSA AND SANDOR REUNION
Communism will win!
Azor Theon
The memes are the best thing to come from this season
This cant be real. She looks like Brian fucking Peppers
Azor Theon
stannis
>boar grace, your wine?
Except for aaaaggghhhhh, that one's nice.
THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE NED
Reminder that jamie's chapters in affc is the best in the series and absolutely kino
FUCK DORNE
FUCK GREJOYS
FUCK THE WALL
FUCK MEREN
FUCK KING'S LANDING
FUCK ALL MAGICAL BULLSHIT
HAIL THE KINOLANDS AND BASED JAMIE
would Stannis go to war with Dany if he sat the iron throne?
he didn't even want it in the first place, I wonder how the book will resolve this when Aegon attacks
Bend that knee, cunt.
Honestly, what is the point of him this season?
Why are they spending so much time in the crypts, lads? I sure hope everyone down there doesn't get killed by Stark zombies
Why are these fuckers, the cause of this entire war, suddenly gone from the show and never mentioned?
who here thinks the Night King ain't even at Winterfell, and flew off to fuck up King's Landing?
who /darkstar/ here
>tfw no Reuben cameo as a random soldier screaming WOO YEAH while running into battle
That's good acting then, she is telling him to stop after a few humps
Russia is still an empire in SW though
You're thinking of Tyrion's first wife (that was also a whore). He still takes Shae as his whore/lover in current events just like in the show.
arya...your hymen, arya...it was beautiful....the way gendry worked it in...like a hammer to an anvil...beautiful..
literally capeshit
love it
>the one true king, Stannis, dead
>his direct heir dead
Who even is the rightful Baratheon ruler now?
Bastards need not apply.
Go back, faggot.
But user, the dead don't understand the concept of bending the knee.
Now join us in peaceful undeath, we know you want to.
the thread anons, it was...beautiful...
why don't the humans and white walkers join forces and exterminate the fucking wood elves?
Why does he support Danaerys so blindly, after all the shit he's seen?
Night King genoicided them
what the fuck was D&D thinking when they wrote this scene?
I am of the night
To eventually fight The Mountain because this season is nothing but fan service
You know, one thing I'll give Maisie credit for is wielding Needle left handed since Arya is left handed in the books. I don't know if she decided to do that by herself or was told to, but it was still neat that she did that.
>the ol' go around the castle where everyone is and just dash to the south killing and reviving everyone you meet to make your army 100 times larger and have the main guys surrounded manouver
clever girl
He's the rightful king by every law in Westeros. That should tell you everything you want to know.
Could someone deepfake arya's face from the last 4-5 seasons with her younger self?
And Sansa too while they're at it
gurm
>Stephen Dillane only did the role for the money and had no clue what was going on
hot
Based Podric
High in the halls of the kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts.
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most.
The ones who’d been gone for so very long
She couldn’t remember their names
They spun her around on the damp cold stone
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave.
Never wanted to leave.
Never wanted to leave.
Never wanted to leave.
Never wanted to leave.
no u
Baratheons are extinct except bastards.
Whoever ends up ruler will legitimize Gendry
>Stannis
>dead
?
>cringestar
NO
>NUKE CANNON OPERATIONAL.
>WIGHTS IN SIGHT.
>DEPLOYING.
>BEHOLD; THE BRINGER OF LIGHT.
>SETTING UP FOR COUNTDOWN.
This is without a question the best webm of all time.
I'm not even meming.
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le wine bitch slays pussayyy easter bunny nigger
A /got/ thread without at least three shitposters in considered a dull affair
>tfw a sitting woman is almost as tall as you
ser jorah of the friendzone is a true and honest virgin with rage
HIGH IN THE HALLS
OF THE KINGS
WHO ARE GONE
>Stannis
>dead
>still did a better job than 90% of the cast
Laughed out loud at this image.
Damn the cgi in the battle for winterfell was really bad.. wondering if the leaked episode is an early edit
That is what makes him incredibly based
GOOOODS I WAS THIN BACK THEN
FLAME ON
can't march if you're turned into pink mist
Why is everyone taking orders from women in this show now?
Think about it. Cercei, Daenarys, the little girl in power, Sansa, Ayra.
Everyone has become a cuck taking orders and scared of le based women. Jamie, Tyrion, The Hound, Bron, everyone has become a cuck.
desu they would've fucked the women and then killed them and taken power if this was season 1-3
>I have a son, you have a daughter. Let him plow her, Ned. By gods it will be fun to watch. MORE WINE
>at war with humans
>create the Night King
>Night King kills everyone
at least they killed the humans too though
hes gotten fat
JENNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JENNY
they're dead
>makes angry pig noises
Jorah Momo
What the fuck is the point of his character? He tries to kill Myrcella and botches it but what the fuck is his deal? Does he have any importance whatsoever?
King of incels
Tyrion was presented as extremely clever and Melisandre was said to be able to know many things by looking in the flames. But they both made lots of mistakes.
Now Bran comes along, and he doesn't make mistakes at all. He literally knows everything, and is never wrong. I'm not so sure how I feel about an infallible omniscient character.
Literally the most broken character, literally a mary sue at this point
He's going to kill her.
So it is pretty much confirmed Jorah is Azor now?
Damn the cgi in the battle for winterfell was really bad.. wondering if the leaked episode is an early edit....
Podric is 100% dead next episode, right? I don't see how his magic cock can help him anymore
makes it all the better
a true autist
Night King is gonna be a Targ ancestor and therefore immune to dragon fire
Why did Brann quote Tommy Wiseao with "Love is Blind" while they talked to Jamie?
kek
>GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME
>GENTLEMEN
>THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
>ARE YOU READY TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS?
>Has a great singing voice
was this established, I don't remember
it'll get worse
by the end of the story Jon will give up his claim of the throne to Dany because she's his queen and some other feminist bullshit
Based Darkstar poster.
So when's ep3 gettin leaked?
not really the reference I was going for but ok
Careful now, you're speaking to a King
yeah, it's his duty to rule, but the throne was originally taken from the targaryens and the only reason he supported robert in his rebellion against them was because he thought it was his duty as family
he clearly feels disdain towards Robert and I wonder how he would feel about Targaryens wanting to retake it was usurped from them
It's already been leaked
Man, the dialogue in this show really has gone downhill.
AZOR FUCKING JAIME
He will die to NK before being brought back by Beric and wielding the flaming sword.
Be prepared
Also, Stannis returns
fuck that guy is ugly af, but his body is so delicious
always seeing that scene is like damn, were to cop that bod
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
I want edgy pants like those
imagine thinking this season ends in any way other than jon becoming the next night king
HAMMER HER, BOY, PLOW THE STARK FIELDS, RAM HER LIKE A WILD BOOOOOOOOAR
I forgot podric and jamie taking orders from brienne of tart or whatever she's called
And you are speaking to a badass 12 year old who now has more power than you! Move aside, male pig!
second best part of the show
aegon....the incest....the incest, aegon...it was beautiful...
And what happens
>10000 years ago
>Same kind of pants, same kind of boots
My immersion is gone
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absolute kino
GENDRY, FUCK THE GIRL BEFORE I PISS MESELF
THANK THE GODS FOR HBO GO®
Impossible - he is a First Man
'Ate the Targs
'Ate the Lannisters
'Ate Dragons
'Ate me wife
Luv me wine and luv me Lyanna, simple as.
Link?
Not if Dany kills him.
For Clegane bowl and to say “fucking cunt” and “cold bitch”
reminder: fromsoftware is making an ASOIAF inspired game
That last scene of Stannis was fucking awful.
But Stephen made it memorable.
Why does the night king want to kill bran
'to erase memories' makes no sense and is a cop out
SMASH THAT NORDCUNT
fucking lmao
Bobby B posting never gets old
>Bless Arya and her tits
Why didn't the Wildfire burn down King's Landing?
what is this face trying to convey?
>10000 years ago
it's not, the timescales are all unreliable narration basically. It could easily be much more recently than that
So much better than F+tM
>And she never wanted to leave
SHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
do you think she was thinking about that when she was just a kid in season 1?
she never wanted to leave
>that background
literally sharktopus production value
>the 2 episodes were garbage
>only 4 episodes left
>season was supposed to have 1h30-long episodes
>the books will never be finished
I feel bad, to be frank.
they got armenia'ed by the nk
Its almost as if they're making shit up as they go...
It's way before the Andals at the very least
What am I looking at... a well done Maisie shoop that makes her look human or an actual good looking girl that looks like her?
House Baratheon is entirely eliminated, along with House Tyrell and House Martell. House Tully and House Arryn are efectively dead because the writers forgot about their remaining male heirs. Only Stark, Lannister, Greyjoy and Targaryen remain.
I didn't understand this to be honest, didn't Dany's dragons melt a lot of zombies when they went to rescue Jon and his frens?
LOOK AT THEM GO, NED
LIKE BOARS IN AN OPEN FIELD
Pretty fucking good shit
>In the unannounced, unnamed title, claims Robertson, your main character would be invading various kingdoms throughout the open world, and killing the leaders within, subsequently gaining the unique powers of each in the process. Now, it's unclear who Spawn Wave and Robertson are getting this intel from, and whether there's any basis to the claim, but the latter does hold credibility as a reliable source for leaks.
Uh, didn't hear about that. Well something else to look out for at E3.
You know, the problem with having a series where anyone can die at any time is that you kill off all of your characters before you wrap it up. Do you think Anyone else will die before it's all said and done? I can see Jon marrying Dany and everyone lives happily ever after. The exact details of if Jon will go be King in da Norf while Dany sits the Iron Throne might be worth speculating but I doubt there are going to be any shocking deaths at all anymore.
Nvm
Fucking kek
audible kek
Azor Theon
I like how the most recent episode basically confirms him having a kino second half of the season
no it hasnt
Got two solid faps from Aryas ass scene
Good night lads
yeah, but they're talking about the night king specifically
Friendly reminder there is only 4 (four) episodes left and no sign of cleganebowl.
I got chills when Podrick started singing. It takes a lot of talent to be able to sing acapella like that.
Oh fuck no
KNOW WHAT I REALIZED?!
main characters do not have sub-conversations on-screen in game of thrones.
im 100% certain there has never been a scene where two main characters are on-screen, having an inaudible conversation in the background.
i realized this the past episode because nobody had any conversation threads other than the main one. it just made things seem dreary, even though it was trying to be a little lighthearded.
there is only ever THE conversation between characters. characters never break off and have their own conversation or rejoin another after talking.
Dragonfire never went anywhere near NK and White Walkers Gang. And seeing how NK extinguish fires on his path, it might not work but Dragonfire is magical so who knows.
I am an experienced war commander (i have spent thousands of hours in Total War games) and I can't comprehend why do these idiots are planning to fight army of undead which heavily outnumbers them in the open field? And why did they put cavalry ahead of infantry in the center on the battle plan?
Night King himself is the same as Bran, he's a green seer and the most powerful one to ever exist considering he had over 1000 years to hone his powers. If he wanted to erase the memory of the world, he'd have to kill himself.
It makes sense. Sure night king wants to kill Bran but why not kill EVERYONE else and then kill Bran
>House Tyrell
Loras has a couple of older brothers
>martell
Quentyn?
THAT CHILD WILL SPREAD HER LEGS AND START BREEDING....BARATHEONS, GENDRY! SPREAD MY SEED BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>big dick
>singing voice
>sword
Pod is OP
>literally less than an inch and an eyebrow trim from being qt
please d&d no more quips please
>That right
Muh
He walked through dragonfire.
Here is how it is going to go:
>Danny and Jon win the war
>Danny discovers Gendry is a Baratheon
>Danny wants Gendry killed, even if he renounces the throne, since he could still be a threat
>Gendry’s friends against Danny’s friends
>Jon (or less likely, Danny) has to choose to either spare him, thus becoming a merciful ruler and breaking the power-grabbing and intrigue cycle, or kill him.
>Arya may try to kill Danny or Jon to save him
Posting to screencap myself
Are the 3 treasons in the show?
I miss S1 Jaime
>entirely
Better take a look in Arya's womb, user.
Sept of Baelor right before Cersei Hiroshima
I dunno, maybe. Sometimes young actors surprise you with the shit they decide to do themselves. Though I doubt she read the books before that so she probably was informed that Arya is left handed and maybe it got suggested to her that she also wield her sword left handed.
Cleganebowl will be in the aftermath episodes. Probably 5.
They are? thats fucking kino
hes also fat
Based Cersei cleansing fags and false priests
When did the show become unquestionable shit for you?
For me? 50 good men.
people really love the guy that burned his kid daughter alive for some mystical prophecy some batshit thot told him
wonder if it's the abraham/isaac complex
>robert: lets wed my son to your daughter
>years later arya and gendry fugging in winterfell
also if this happens in the books wont arya be like 14/15?
If the last line of the show doesn't make me want to kill myself I'll be satisfied
THE CRYPT KEEPERS OF WINTERFELL WHO WONT BE RESURRECTED
NED: NO HEAD
ROB: NO HEAD MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE HIS BONES
CATELYN: WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE EVEN HAVE A STATUE SHE ISNT A STARK AND HER BODY WAS LEFT BY THE RIVER
LYANNA STARK: BONES ARE BASICALLY PETRIFIED ROCK WITH NO FLESH LEFT
RICKON: ZOMBIE RICKON CONFIRMED LOL
>these idiots are planning to fight army of undead which heavily outnumbers them in the open field
they aren't, did you miss all the trenches?
>cavalry
I'm assuming the dothraki are going to harass them, but then they should have been out doing that for the last two weeks anyway.
He drove that spike into her cunt, Ned.
>those retards in the background
To be fair, how many years has Podrick been a squire now? Under how many different nobles? Plenty of good eating and experience. He was even at the Battle of Blackwater Bay. He killed a kings guard
>Dany's glib bullshit about this being "Jon's war" despite having no kingdom to rule if she doesn't contribute
>Her crazed reaction to Tyrion briefly speaking in Jamie's favor
>The seething facial expressions after learning Jon has the true claim to the throne
Is it actually happening, lads? I didn't want to get my hopes up but that episode really made it seem possible.
>he didn't utilize the I-frames in the tumble
Top pleb
i don't even understand why the night king is attacking winterfell in the first place.
Just fucking leave them, seriously. Take all your soldiers and march them 100 miles east of winterfell south, cross the neck and boom you're in a region with a) no real armies anymore outside of the golden company and b) no dragon glass soldiers to stop your army whatsoever.
Literally completely open, those that are in winterfell are just expecting the night king to attack, how the fuck do they know he's even interested in attacking them?
He has several hundred thousand wights probably, he likely had at least 50k+ before he attacked hardhome, and after that likely 150k-200k+ wights.
Every single man, woman, child left in the north is predominately concentrated at Winterfell, outside of a few maybe at Deepwood Motte and other keeps / castles that are somewhat isolated and away from where the AotD is headed. Just fucking ignore them for later, go south and boom you will have a literal unstoppable army of several MILLION wights, and winterfell will starve in the long night with no ability to attack you on an open field, no food to feed themselves. They would be forced to march south just to get resources and food to sustain themselves, and south would already be overrun by the wights and likely plunged into darkness and death, so they would be fucked regardless.
Unless Cersei has some deus ex machina weapon to kill the night king, there's literally no chance this plan doesn't 100% work. In the south he could spread out his wights and white walkers into several armies, headed in several directions to convert even more dead into wights. There's hundreds of thousands / millions left alive in the westerlands, small villages, cities, etc. There's oldtown in the reach, there's villages and towns in the stormlands, there's KING'S LANDING which has MILLIONS of people living in it, as well as other large cities and towns in the crownlands with hundreds of thousands of inhabitants.
for me never because I have sex
The next episode is gonna hurt, isn't it, bros?
S5 was the beginning of the end into the cheesy dialogue shitfest.
I think it used to be they did, actually, but I can't be to sure
>implying
It's a fat suit
Can you imagine the stories they'll tell about Ser Pod if he survives?
DRAGON POD RACING
SINGING MUSICAL
SITCOM LOVE STORIES IN CASTLE
ALL MALES GOT THEIR DICK CUTOFF AND/OR TAKING ORDERS FROM WOMEN. LITERALLY ALL OF THEM.
WHY THE FUCK AM I WATCHING THIS SHIT
Jorah going Elliott Rodger on all of the roasties would save the series.
Okay stop fucking meming for a minute.
Be honest, did you fap to the arya scene, y/n?
You know you did though, just admit it. You want to ravage her tiny body.
Anyone else thought the forced Sansa and Dany bonding scene was baffling?
Dany says that one thing they share in common is forcing men to accept their rule as women, even though Sansa spent the entire show as a whining damsel in distress who only ever survived her perils due to the help of others, and Dany literally burned and murdered her way to power. Do normies actually find these characters empowering and sympathetic?
BECAUSE
HE
IS
AFTER
BRAN
YOU
FUCKING
IDIOT
see Pod the Rod
Those extras have probably been told to do that for at least 30 minutes
>army of the dead coming
>sansa more concerned about muh independent norf
WE'LL JOIN OUR HOUSES, NED
Wasn't he mad about the way they treated his character after the season 5 finale?
He wants to kill everyone. So he has to attack winterfell sooner or later.
>ARCHER 3-2, THIS IS ARCHER 3-3. ADJUST FIRE. SHIFT WINTERFELL. DANGER CLOSE, OVER.
>THIS IS ARCHER 3-2. ADJUST FIRE, OUT.
>THREE PLATOONS. WHITE WALKERS IN THE OPEN. SOME AIRBORNE, OVER.
>WHITE WALKERS IN THE OPEN, OUT.
>SHIFT FROM WINTERFELL: EAST 500, NORTH 200, OVER.
>EAST 500, NORTH 200, OUT.
>THREE ROUNDS, HE, SHORT FUSE, OVER.
>THREE ROUNDS, HE, SHORT FUSE, OUT.
>SHOT, OVER.
>SHOT, OUT.
>SPLASH, OVER.
>SPLASH, OUT.
>EAST 100, NORTH 200, FIRE FOR EFFECT, OVER.
>EAST 100, NORTH 200, FIRE FOR EFFECT, OUT.
>EFFECT IS GOOD. LOTS OF LITTLE PIECES, OVER.
>ROGER, OUT.
START THE NEXT THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Still did an amazing job at his role regardless
Yuck fuck no. She's like a girl you saw playing with your kid at the playground and then 10 years later you come across her sex tape. Yuck Yuck Yuck
Azor Beric
Of course
You realize she was sixteen in season 1, right?
>i don't even understand why the night king is attacking winterfell in the first place.
>Every single man, woman, child left in the north is predominately concentrated at Winterfell
he wants to convert everyone to his religion of peace
true, but that scene was also totally different from the majority of the show, it wasnt a "normal" scene
So what are you saying? What does he want then?
>Loras has a couple of older brother
Not in the show, because they are competente military leader and warrior and were not convenient for D&D, who wanted to handwawe the Tyrell out of the story, because too many "good guy" is bad for fake tension and drama.
it wasn't a bonding scene, it was Sansa seeing through all of Dany's bullshit and then Dany gets btfo'd
This was one of my favorite parts of the show, even if the show had gone to shit by that time. The song that played during this whole scene was kino.
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Dany going after Gendry would be a recipe for her getting the anime treatment from Arya. it's not going to happen though, gendry is gonna die pathetically on the field and Arya will give birth to the new Baratheon line.
>the people of the north remember the dragons
HOW? THAT WAS 300 FUCKING YEARS AGO AND THEY DIDNT EVEN CONQUER THEM THE STARKS KNELT AT MOAT CAILIN
Wait, why the fuck is Cersei queen
What right does she have
DRAGONFUCKINGSHITS
>ARCHER THIS IS DRAGON SQUADRON.
>CHARLIE THAT DRAGON. COME IN.
>WE HAVE VISUAL ON THE ICE DRAGON.
>WE ARE INBOUND AND STANDING BY. REPEAT WE ARE INBOUND OVER.
>COPY THAT DRAGON. WE HAVE FRIENDLIES PINNED DOWN. NEED AIR SUPPORT.
>MAN THE FIFTY.
>SWITCH TO D.C.S. RANGING.
>WE'RE IN THE PIPE. FIVE BY FIVE.
13
>the books will never be finished
the fatman is waiting until the show is over to maximise his profits, I wouldn't be surprised if the book was already written desu
Sansa has become one of my favorites simply for standing up to Bitchqueen instead of bowing down like every other retard
I was born after Hillsborough but I still remember the Culture is important in the North
she learned to do it herself for accuracy, she's right handed in real life
Is.... is it normal that when they showed that bit fo Arya's skin when we couldn't see her face suddenly got me a raging boner?
I usually find her hideous, wtf is happening
Literally nobody seems to care that the enemy has an undead dragon. Where are the ballistas?
Then Winterfell’s army can attack them from the rear. You are not very good at strategy, right?
none of this is happening in the books user. they probably just wanted to give fans an arya+gendry moment before he dies in episode 3
GOBLIN FUCKERS GET OUT
they have catapults
And Jaehaerys the Councilliator and Good Queen Alysanne came to the North with their dragons, and theses two are the best rulers Westeros ever had.
It's a strange line.
Have to say... Gendry/Arya has to be the best thing possible to revive Bobby posting.
>Night king has waited thousands of years for his attack
>But no, he's going to fall for an obvious trap and expose himself for an attack on Brandon Stark instead of just waiting for his endless horde to overwhelm the enemy.
What a fucking joke.
GENDRY! I'M TEEN PREGNANT!
It's leaked since yesterday my man
stop forcing this meme you imbecile
>implying a lot of this wouldn't have been avoided if the North was independent and constantly helped the Watch
The funny thing being that no dragon came North to begin with.
Talisa of Volantis
I think he was upset that he never got into and understood the role until it was over.
Dany is definitely going to die, Jon will be king. It would be to easy if she didn't die, she is just there to help win the war and she will die fighting it. I think she will try to kill Jon now she knows he is the rightful heir to the throne.
Fuck off with the tactical military Jaime posting, more BOAR and BRAN
Don’t you mean best character edition?
What are the odds of Stannis pulling off a Rohirrim charge at the eleventh hour of the battle?
or else?
>A-aren't you 18 you s-said
>DO I LOOK 18 TO YOU GENDRY
where is meera reed
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*
No. How the fuck can you get a fap out of that? It's an insult the quality of the sex and nude scenes of previous seasons.
I could literally look up the pornstar and find real porn scenes of her in previous seasons. This was just a half side fake CGI tit half a second. How can you fap to that? I'm asking legit
That's the thing. None of this makes sense. I don't think he has any goal at all aside from eradicating every living being that comes across him.
Are they using blunt dragon glass boulders?
Aren't you supposed to stab the damn thing with dragon glass somehow?
He is after bran
Ignoring Winterfell means the living dragons can freely harass his shit, as far as we know only he is the glorious super-olympic spearchucker who takes dragons down like it's nothing
>He will die to NK before being brought back by Beric and wielding the flaming sword
yep, since show doesn't have Lady GENE-SULLY-TULLY it has to be Beric
>fuck my kids will be gremlins
LOOK AT ME! HOW DID YOU BELIEVE THAT?
Why would they need catapults against a dragon?
>Literally completely open, those that are in winterfell are just expecting the night king to attack, how the fuck do they know he's even interested in attacking them?
user, you might be on to a very nice plot twist.
Imagine this:
-Everyone expecting super predictable winterfell battle.
-Night king chooses to go fuck up kings landing instead because it is a much more strategic target
-Suddenly all of the good guys at winterfell are faced with the moral dillema of going to help cersei who betrayed them or not doing it and facing exctinction
i dunno but sounds like the kind of plot twist they would like. Great catch, someone please screencap this in case hes right
Lads I don't want to see him go ;_;
This
Watch her get pregnant and get an abortion because she doesn't feel like carrying a man's baby, and the Gendry dies rendering house baratheon extinct.
It's 305 AC ffs
YAAASSSSSS SLAAAYYYY FEMALE KNIGHT
She took the throne by right of conquest.
Britain has its tradition of excellent actors in fantasy stories acting better than the rest
does he narrate anything? I want to hear him speak more
so we're gonna have a missandei and greyworm spin off of them living together and its just gonna be 99% brown people there
>"I'm going to break the wheel"
>wants an iron grip on the seven kingdoms and burns people alive whenever she gets the chance
I'll be disappointed if the show ends with a monarchy still in place
Pussy rights. She's a woman and women always make the best rulers.
>Bran has seen the future multiple times (as far as the series are concerned)
>When they ask him about NK and dragon fire, he just says it's never been tried before
wut
>night king's army is about to overrun winterfell, all is lost, he's on Viserion having just ripped Drogon's head off
>suddenly sees a flash and a puff of smoke in the distance, something coming towards him
>and hears a sound that chills even him to his bones
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
>sidewinder blows him and his dragon to bits
this would be pure kino
>REAR ADMIRAL SEAWORTH HERE
>BEGIN THE BOMBARDMENT, ORBITAL STRIKE INBOUND
>I think dead starks will rise in the crypt
That's too bad, makes this show no different from capeshit then
he must be a brainlet then with no actual strategy, just a mindless killing machine, because bran can be killed pretty much anytime. You leave them all in winterfell and they starve and eat each other anyways.
attacking an army of undead in the open? The entire reason they're at winterfell is because they can defend against a massive army that outnumbers them there. They give chase to the wights and they are completely fucked. Think about it, no food, they would have to wagon food to feed 30k+ soldiers with them, they would be in a near perpetual darkness (night king brings darkness with him aka the long night), they would have to fight them in the dark WITHOUT a castle to fall back to.
Only a fucking brainlet would attack an army of the undead that is several hundred thousand strong in the open like you suggest brainlet. If he ignores winterfell they will starve in a few months anyways, and if they leave winterfell then he also wins by drawing them out into the open. Also, they would also have to take bran with them to "protect" him since the night king always knows where he is, so it would make killing bran that much easier.
>he thinks it was CGI
cringe
>HOLD THAT ORDER. WE'VE GOT FRIENDLIES IN THE CASTLE
so we're getting undead giants next right thats why they had the whole giants milkies story
he can swing a sword..both of them
Can someone tell me why Jon and Deny are "in love" other then the meta fact that they are the main characters of the story?
wtf I love sansa now
>believing there'd be a big twist
>believe the Night King won't die next episode and the rest of S8 be focused on dethroning Cersei so Bitchqueen can take her throne after Jon and everyone else kneels to her once again to prove that she's the one and only true Queen
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
I still find it funny that Stephen Dillane really hated playing Stannis. His disdain for the show really comes out as he's playing Stanniss so his constant disgust shows, kind of like how Stannis always is. He is never meant to be a likeable guy (personally), but he does his duty regardless of if it's a pain in the ass, sort of how Stephen Dillane played Stannis even though he apparently hated it.
episode 3 leaks yet?
>i only care about Jaime
next episode will be the end of the story in most regards I reckon. they will defeat the WW but will have to take many losses. after that it is just defeating Cersei which is a given and ending it all in a nice way.
But lets be real there is no way the WW win this battle next episode. And Jon & Dany are both save to survive.
>make a character omniscient
>ask him for help
>short answers that don't give any clarity
Does he even give a fuck?
>tfw go torture myself looking at HBO youtube videos
>tfw fucking plebs say the fireplace scene is the fucking best of all 8 seasons
>tfw plenty of norms chip in to concur and dismiss those who disagree
>mfw
Twice in the episode they mentioned "the crypts are the safest place".
Not one person questioned whether it was a good idea to hide around corpses when they're fighting an enemy that can animate the dead.
>tfw i will never know this kind of joy
instead stuck shitposting on pakistani postmark trading forums
Was episode 2 even leaked?
I'm pretty sure NK survives
>CALL IN GOLDCLOAKS FOR EMERGENCY EVAC
>THE SKINNIES ARE TOO MANY
ROBERT!
I did not give permission for your bastard to take his hammer and go to work on my daughter's anvil...Your Grace.
it's the best... after this one
Are there literally no Baratheons left? Not even the ones nobody cares about?
Found only 2 of some uninteresting shite
audible.com
>tfw we could've gotten helm's deep 2.0 but the showrunners wanted le ebin field battle instead
I miss smirkfu
Based and cheesemongerpilled
At this point he's basically the only human in Westeros with internet access, and all he does is IRL shitposting
Somewhat relatable
>GLASS WINTERFELL, HAMMER DOWN
i thought that was pod btfoing jon when i watched the episode
>White Walkers can raise the dead
>they are coming to Winterfell
>dead Starks won't be raised but all other dead will
>
He dies
Genetic sexual attraction. It's a thing.
JAMIE DEATH SCENE LEAKED
YOU'RE SPEAKING TO A KING NOW
The Night King knows what's going to happen, he's seen the future. Why do you think he was able to mark Bran? Why do you think he was just leisurely standing there on the rock waiting for Dany's dragons to arrive? He has power beyond your knowledge, he can't just see the past, but also the future.
Is Jaime the only likable character left?
Dillane completely botched portraying Stannis. Though it wasn't his fault. The directors failed to convey the character to him. He said he played it all wrong too after reading the books.
Not in the main lineage, but I think there are Baratheons left in the Stormlands.
MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>that person in the back checking if the sword is turned on after one strike
>DANGER CLOSE!
>people talking about the upcoming battle being bigger and better than helms deep
>slowly realize that they're right for one reason
>stannis is gonna come riding out of the fucking horizon like gandalf did but on a steed made of light and fire
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
new
No, but only because I haven't had any time alone yet. I'll wank in the bathroom at work tomorrow.
Lol this form of posting is better with a webm with appropriate title.
The all caps shit has no context though without this.
yeah undead half burned shireen that davos kills next episode
Unironically Bran
Pretty much. Literally everyone else is a mockery of their former selves.
he cant though, otherwise he can just ressurect everybody and continue marching forward with his army of wraiths ? I really dont see any half measures either they all die and the scattered rest of humanity flees towards Kings Landing squirming to find something written in those books to save themselves in this dire situation. or it is all over.
And given the fact that the NK can ressurect anybody and Bran cant run away as he would be too slow it seems impossible to not come to a conclusion within the next 2 episodes (considering they might stretch the battle over 2 episodes)
NOOO NOT SARGER JAMIE
KINO
>realize you are in love and having sex with your nephew
>your first and only concern is the fact that he might technically have a better claim to the iron throne
CAREFUL NED. CAREFUL NOW... BRING ME MORE WINE BEFORE I PISS MYSELF STUPID BOY
If he's not a retard he did.
Dormer looks really good in the snow.
WW cannot raise skeletons that have been dead for centuries
even if they could, the skeletons can't get out of their tombs
Bran is a smug little crippled shithead, he knows full well what will happen but he still answers people with cryptically, fucking evil little brat
Theon
I don't care what happens I just want to see him live and have more screentime is all I want
Targs aren't immune to dragon fire but you're right in that NK has some sort of relation to the "blood of the dragon" although maybe only of the ice dragon variety if there is a distinction
No.
It should've happened back in season 2 when she was approaching peak cuteness. Would've been more realistic too.
Fuck the tax policies.
Add stark to the basically dead list. Sansa and Arya are girls and would take their husbands last name, and I doubt bran with his crippled legs is going to be fucking anytime soon, especially because he’s the 3 eyed raven
God that show was good up until the second half of S2
i'm not ready
Watch Fortitude then.
Can someone post the jaime becoming azor ahai ending green text please?
>Doesn't even have the sharingan
Never gonna make it
everybody likes Qyburn
All the male Starks are dead. Theon has no dick and Euron will probably die. Jaime won't fuck anyone except Cersei (who he now hates) and no-one will willingly have a child with Tyrion. Only Jon/Targaryen is left.
>Bad Guy house goes extinct
Good
This nigger has a really nice voice. I like seeing him around.
Legitimise Gendry and suddenly there's a Baratheon/Stark alliance just as Robert intended
>picked up by the children of the forest and trained by their superior culture
>hates the old gods
Brianne the based SHUT THE FUCK UP
tip top kek
T' NORF MEMBERS
Whats even the point of a general when the whole board is discussing?
kino
this is stupid. an entire undead army needs to march to attack bran? a literal cripple?
>
Normies tend to stay out of the general, this is a designated autism zone
IT WAS HIS TURN
Unironically the most based character of the entire show
>jerking off to HBO sex scenes
Wait do people actually do this?
kys, he wasn't even a real Targ
>that hairline
Hes still based though
All Targs go insane eventually. Only reason Jon won't is because of the Stark half.
How do I make one of these?
>Dany goes full villain and abandons Winterfell right before the battle and orders her armies to King's Landing
It's going to happen my dudes
Best character in the whole series
>Protecting Lyanna and the baby even though the kind and rhaeger were already killed
>Best figther that ever lived