Knows she's going to die tomorrow and is low on time and options for fucking

don't forget that he didn't even remember how many random whores he plowed and she still got soaking wet
women do not value chastity

Save us based Joff

What this should be teaching you is the lesson as old as time: fake it till you make it.
We never saw Gendry have sex with anyone. Did he even fuck Meli? I honestly can't remember. Doesn't make a difference. For all her confidence, Arya didn't know shit. Gendry just had to make up a number that sounded believable and experienced enough. And guess what? You can all do it too. NEVER tell a girl you're a virgin.
Honestly, I still have no idea if the girl who took my virginity figured it out. I have a feeling she might have guessed because I was so shit in the sack. But also I was drunk as fuck so it could go either way.

Based and redpilled. 3 is also a good number. It's not too little, but not too much. Gendry lied, I'm sure. He probably fucked two dozen bitches. Maybe he's not counting prostitutes.

This, except you don't have to lie because women rarely ask unless you're a turbosperg. Especially if you mention having an ex.
I don't think the girl who took mine ever asked and when I told her afterwards she was noticeably surprised.
Women who ask tend to be virginity collectors anyway.

have sex

you dont need to lie user, you are among friends

You guys think he was circumcised?

She may have just been trying to start the conversation without being too upfront.

>get virgin gf
>lose virginity together
>???
>profit!

>3
>a bunch

It worked like that for 1000s of years, can't be that bad of a system.

Glad to see the hunchback made it out alive

My ex gf was a virgin before me. She asked me and I think she would've liked me to be a virgin so we could lose our virginities together. But I told her the truth and she still let me pop her cherry. So... ehh?

>implying any girl over 14 is a virgin
No thanks

except virgin women don't want pathetic virgin men.

>Her first time
So it was shit then, poor Gendry having to fuck a viring for his final time

chastity is only admirable in women because it’s so easy for them to have sex that showing sexual restraint is a positive mark on their character

as evidenced by the op
she was secretly turned on by your former conquests
my current girl called her first bf a manwhore but that didn't stop her even though he refused to get tested

This

A lot of women ask how many girls have you slept with. I avoided the question saying that if I answer that then she'll need to answer it to, but it would strain our relationship because I would be jealous.
It worked one time. I just don't want to answer that I've fucked two random sluts and 1 girlfriend in my 30 years of life.

fucking normies get the fuck off of my Yea Forums, literally every other place in the world is a safe space for you sex having douchebags and you just have to come here and fucking normie this place up too. I wish I could punch you all in your stupid normie faces

based

Checked

BASED

Yea Forums is reddit's board of choice, no wonder.

>Dubs, trips, then dub dubs
What a chad, fucking based

can you vocaroo this please?

Fucking niggeromies don't even know what dubs are, checked

Hey everybody nobody is gonna get laid

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Normies btfo by based digits

dont worry man. after these digits you became the everplowing turbochad you always wanted to be

Are these two + Jaime the only decent characters left?

>those digits

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>straight white males that haven't prostrated themselves before YAAS KWEEN yet
they're doomed

>YAAAS KWEEN

You mean Aegon Targaryen, Sixth of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm

lmao you actually think normal people didn't fuck like rabbits in the past just because the kind of people who wrote historical records tried to maintain the veneer of chastity being valued.

Literally every girl who's ever been interested in me after high school (5+) has asked. It's most likely because I'm nervous about physical contact.

based, and last but not least, redpilled

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>show becomes widely popular amung adults
>quick, make sure we dumb it down and cater exclusively to women
I wish the white walkers were real.

Once the seal was broken, fun was free.

>lets get arya naked
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

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>still makes sure that Gendry has fucked a bunch of other women before her and isn't a pathetic virgin
She tried to fuck the Hound first

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poor gendry? fucking a virgin girl is a godlike feeling

How do i pretend to NOT to be a kissless virgin? I'm 27 and i never even held hands with a girl

i'ts impossible to fake this, i can't act like don draper

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Why didnt she wear one of the facless masks to look pretty so gendry wouldnt keep losing his boner during the sex?

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killing one must be better

damn you right, why else would she go up there?

I've only had sex with 5 different women and I'm 28, and one of those was a one night thing. Is there any hope for me bros?

fuck off normie

Fuck... me too ;_;

I disagreed until I saw them digits, wow

Yikes...

I was a virgin when I met my current gf. Was she a virgin? No. She literally didn't remember the amount of guys she fucked but she said it's over 50. She was 22 when we met and I was 24. She didn't care one bit I was a virgin, in fact she was glad I told her because it allowed her to take it easy and teach me. Now she orgasms everytime we fuck and she says it's the best sex she's ever had. To you virgins and bitter robots, sex is NINETY PERCENT emotion. Any "skill" is mostly a porn meme and when you sex it's really mostly going on instinct. You don't stop and think about what you're doing, you just act. You can kind of think of it like shitting or pissing, you never know how to do it, you just do it, that's exacty how it is with sex. Once you let go of any nervosuness and do the sex with some girl you are comfortable and passionate with, the sex is guaranteed to be amazing, no matter your experience.

Virginity cutoff is 10, sorry user

this

pffffffffffttt hahahahahaha

He's not born in USA nor Israel, so no.

Based.

Have sex.

You won't be able to, probably. I tried to "fake it" in February 2014 during an attempt to have sex with a girl who asked me out (!) and invited her back to my place (!!) after two cinema dates. She asked to see my room, said it was cold and got under the duvet and told me to join her (!!!) but even after two attempts I couldn't maintain an erection while trying to put a condom on and ended up sperging so hard it scared her away.

Stop be a degenerate and try to start a family with a non whore grill.

skill means big cock

>i never even held hands with a girl
How the fuck is this possible?

The ultimate circle-cockblocking team

Of course not, Arya likes a cock wearing a face.

> I couldn't maintain an erection while trying to put a condom on
I've always had that problem, mostly because I used cheap ass condoms they give away for free at random places on university campus/planned parenthood/wherever. Buy some decent thin condoms that at least let you feel something, that will help out a lot.

Hmmm depends if all you date is turbo sluts or bitches with no confidence

>the Doge

Shut up Joffrey.

Stupid youngfag. The general assumpion is guys multiply by three and women divide by three. Youre not going to fool anyone.

>February 2014

Wow. user, I hope you get another chance before you become a wizard

Nah, Arya is clearly a dom and was fishing to do some verbal humiliation on a virgin boy

>normie
you're one of them newfag

Be fat and shy.

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>make fun of manlets
>make fun of virgins

what did they mean by this

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kino

thats 5 more than me and im 37 so stop complaining

>How the fuck is this possible?
some people are mentally ill.

fuck unattractive men desu

That's D&D acknowledging Yea Forums and how much they shit on them.
Also
have sex sweaty.

Men prefer virgins because they want their wives as prizes not some guy's leftovers not because of muh love or muh innocence but because they want absolute control over a cunt who will be their wife to the point the only cum inside of her is his own. THe original human men that advocate virginity were the dudes who killed you if you looked at their bitchs and also tortured their bitchs if they touched another guy.

>I couldn't maintain an erection
If this happens to you again honestly don't worry about it, use your fingers so at least she gets off. That's what I did when I was super nervous and lost my virginity and then the next time I was able to use my dick instead

tried alcohol?

basado y rojopildorado

Can't argue with those digits. I'm out, bye user.

I couldn't force myself to touch her vagina. She asked to borrow some shorts on the first night, so I gave her my jogging shorts (I think she meant boxers maybe), but I kept reaching my fingers to the elastic waistband but couldn't go further and touch her vagina, and I think she sensed that.

No, I don't drink alcohol as I tend to become annoying, sentimental, emotional etc. I would never be able to get an erection and enjoy the experience while drunk.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK NORMEIS

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Fair enough, I once (literally) vomited from nerves when a girl invited me to her room at uni so I'm not going to look down on you. But somehow I had sex so don't lose hope

Well, it is too little if you're like 35

Kill yourself normalfag

I'm 23, and honestly I'm going to do the college girl thing. I'm going to university in October and I've signed up to do Camp America in June, so I'm hoping that being away from people I know will give the confidence to just go for it. I have had 2-3 chances for a casual hookup at work and previously college, but my mates would have taken the piss out of me for giving the girl a pity fuck and I didn't want to have to actually deal with them afterwards. Once I'm away from people whose opinions matter to me then I can just pump and dump.

Were you drunk when you vomited? And did you have sex at uni?

Looking back I had a couple of real clear chances to either meet a girl and / or have sex. One time some girls from the second or third year were walking around my halls handing out stuff (I think it was condoms) at each room. I lived on a hall with only four rooms, and the girl who knocked my door smiled and stood there saying how she had stayed in my room when she was in halls. She kept smiling and looking at me and I just stood there feeling disgusting. Another time a girl from Lisburn in Northern Ireland smiled at me during Freshers and then bumped into me on purpose on campus with her friend and told her friend how this was the guy (me) she had been telling her about. I just didn't react appropriately and went back to my room. It's laughable now, I guess I should have been more enthusiastic and in-touch with reality and realized what was going on, but I was too much inside my shell.

I fucking hate how I’ve turned out

>It's not wrong for a man to bring a little experience to marriage. After all, it has nothing to do with the marriage itself, does it?
It's over for puritycels

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fuck off reddit.

Why's that?

script is now written by r/gameofthrones

did gendry cum inside?

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>Were you drunk when you vomited?
No it was purely from nerves. Drink has helped in the past but only slightly.
>And did you have sex at uni?
No it was a separate time I actually had sex, when I was 25. Didn't have sex again until recently (28)

>arya
>dying
shes basically a comic book superhero at this point, she cant die. they will have her throw that shitty spear with her weak girl arms and kill a dragon that has a super thick hide and scales. gendry will die though

Are you dense? Normals are sociopaths, they don't give a fuck how they make us feel

yes, Gendry is gonna die but she's gonna survive, and name his son after his name.

How did you end up having sex recently? I'm 27 an can't imagine it ever happening now.

I know that feel
>"just get out there and try it you useless incel faggot"
>try it
>it gets even worse
I'm losing faith in life by the minute my boys.

Joffery was pleasant and kind

youtube.com/watch?v=OUePZZDLPrE

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>normies
only normalfags say "normie(s)"

Keep trying until it does work you fucking useless incel faggot. Everybody strikes out and embarrasses themselves with the opposite sex. The difference between autists and normies is that normies keep at it until they figure things out and develop a modicum of success at the very least.

>women do not value chastity

why would they?

Doesn't even make sense.

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Somehow got a match on tinder and went on a date and went back to my house. I wanted it to be more than a one night stand and wished she could be my gf but she didn't reply to me when I messaged her a couple of days later

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Holy fuck it was really great episde, anyone who disagree, has shit taste or is contrarian, the mood of the episode and dialogues were on point.

>Approaching midnight in Europe
>American posters start crawling out of their cuck sheds
>Suddenly the catalogue gets filled to the fucking brim with GoT and capeshit threads
>The average IQ in every other thread suddenly drops by 25 points

I hate you faggots so god damn much.

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>I wanted it to be more than a one night stand and wished she could be my gf
>Tinder

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Nobody actually values chastity. It's something we tell ourselves as high school kids so we can feel in control of having little to no sexual experiences under our belt.

>not getting laid? that's fine at least i'm not a whore haha
t. 28 year old incel

Reminder that if you don't have sex for 7 years, you are considered a virgin again.

I tried it 3 times you goddamn nigger. I can't look the girl in the eyes anymore and if I ever try again it'll only be with a whore or with a woman that lives in another country.

Yeah I know, but I'm so lonely

It's obvious you're a fucking reddit tourist.

Fair enough, thanks for replying.

please dont shoot up your school m8

Not the same guy but I'm 29 and had sex recently, I used tinder, I have anxiety and I still don't know how I managed to do that, I guess i was lucky that I matched with a girl that likes spergs and we fucked on the first day.

>more whining
Only losers quit. Keep fucking at it.

based

This. You ever tried peeing in a public bathroom with someone standing right next to you at the urinal and you can't get the piss to start flowing? It's exactly the same anxiety and performance issues with maintaining an erection.

When I lost my virginity I had to excuse myself two or three times to go to the restroom to get a stiffy and then immediately run back and stick it in, cause I couldn't get a stiffy with her watching and waiting.

Being obsessed with sex means you’re stuck in depression and have not yet found a higher purpose to shoot for

If they’re making fun of you, that means like most people they are opportunistic hedonists. Forget them and focus on bettering yourself

You’re not going to get the bills paid or grow stronger by wasting time running after the approval of shitty opportunists and a woman that’s likely just going to drain you in many more ways negatively (emotionally, financially, and even socially) while only giving you the succc every so often

based

The fuck I don't. I would never have sex with a woman who has had more than 3 men inside her.

I can't get hard enough for sex without viagra.

hahaha

You’re going to not like what you see

FUCK TRADITIONS you sexless incel

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lead with that, women love loneliness

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based and school shooterpilled

And two biggest womanlets on the show mock guy taller than them

You’ve been brainwashed by consumerist media into thinking you “need” somebody to validate you 24/7
They don’t really love men, just what they can provide

works pretty well
Ramsay's version is somehow still creepy as fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=eJptaHqta1Q

I'm actually a /pol/ tourist, I can't see flags here so I assume you're all white.

I don't think I am, I know it's not a magic wand that will make me happy. But I just crave intimacy, not even sex just cuddling.

>what women want
I’m really surprised people still shoot for “what they want” when it’s pretty much known that what they go for is either really materialistic/vapid (money, looks), or straight up retarded (criminals, “bad guys”, etc)

Like can you not see how retarded the game is?

If you want kids, you can do it through other means than shacking up with these hoes. If you just want sex, be really careful.

But at least try to think for yourself

>two biggest womanlets
Sansa's tall for a dame

get a load of this insecure faggot

You clearly are if you think an unrealistic ideal is attainable

t. incel

>heap ass condoms they give away for free at random places on university campus
Can confirm they would kill your boner trying to get that shit on

Absolutely based and blessed by digits

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Tinder depresses me, plus I don't have a facebook or a smartphone. I just couldn't force myself to go on there. Congrats though.

t. Dates single moms and is in an open relationship

Companionship isn't bad by default because you personally can't get a gf, incel.

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continue not having sex

...

They're just gonna lie to you because women can smell that insecurity from miles away.

>reading comprehension

>thinking there is anything wrong with that at all

complex-ridden loser

>if you don’t kiss ass like me, you must be deficient in some way
The absolute state of the modern cuck

They really can. At this point I just don't try to fake anything and let my female colleagues treat me like a kid. I'm 27, but if I do anything to help them they saw "Aww, thank you! You're a star!" and I just return to my desk. I think if they found out I wasn't a virgin they would consider me sinister and evil, considering how pathetically immature I seem to them.

Arya is described in the books as being the most like Lyanna out of all of Ned's children.

Gendry succeeded where his father failed. He is the only non-cuck Baratheon, how is this even possible?

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>He said, while pretending to be proud of his cuckoldry fetish
I suppose I should be more open minded like all of your previous slutty gfs

>companionship
>kissing ass
We don't need to know about your parents' failed marriage. You're still wrong.

Imagine being this happy about putting yourself down in the hopes of getting pity sex

>you think an unrealistic ideal is attainable
Where did I say that?

He’s the only Baratheon at all thanks to Bobby making the 8 repeatedly.

>imagine getting sex
Might as well describe color to a blind man, right, incel?

Gendry is azor ahai. SCREENCAP THIS FOR WHEN I AM RIGHT.

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A man being cheated on is sad. A man being cheated on and tolerating it is just depressing.

What? I don't hope for pity sex, I'm not naive enough to think that's a thing plus I'm not trying to have sex with my coworkers. They're just the only females I interact with, and they all sense how much of a beta I am.

If you thinking letting another person determining your worth when you yourself can do that, you are as moronic as you are in self esteem

Mate, just fucking pay for it already. If you live in the US, take a trip to fucking Spain or Germany and hit up a brothel.

>a relationship
>letting another person determining your worth
This is why you'll never have a girlfriend. Your understanding of relationships was fundamentally fucked by your two-timing father and your submissive mother.

Actually user, you got that one spot on.

>If you thinking letting another person determining your worth
That's not what he said. Seek help incel-kun

“Said the Predatory bottom-feeder with opportunistic tendencies for the 7th time, hoping he can get laid”

good advice boomer

Are you a retard? That’s not what he said.

>Predatory bottom-feeder
I'd hate to be your psychiatrist, having to untangle whatever your sexual dynamics have been.

...

I'd be happy just using a girl as a nice smelling blob to cuddle, it doesn't mean she determines my value

Sex and high school level social dynamic crap is the only reason people watch this crap show

Lol, sex is definitely a skill. You have to know how to stimulate a girl's clit properly, that is the NINETY PERCENT you speak of. The rest (thrusting, positions, etc) is easy mode though.

>making Arya have sex instead of having her chill with based Hound and talk shit about each other.

Those two walking around was some of the best stuff on this shit show.

You’re right, most relationships now a days are composed of cowards too scared to look afraid like you, and women who fuck around like literal prostitutes and “settle” for you as soon as they find another weak minded person
Based on how often you keep bringing up parental issues; that would explain why you’re so cucked

>I can’t read, but I still want to white knight
K

this place has stopped being "your Yea Forums" a long time ago
blame gamergate and the 2016 elections

>Its a zoomer virgin lectures others on sex episode

Just stop caring about sex you idiots
I have better things to do than spend all day crying about getting no female validation, like shitting up your board

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>he
I’m sure “he” also loves getting pats on the head for being a good little helper too
Going against social norms to do what’s right is the farthest thing from it, you literal sociopath
Keep telling yourself that. When you actually get in relationships you’ll understand how it really is

>attacks a strawman instead of the content of anyone's post
>calls others illiterate
Based retard user.

youre newer than he is dumb fuck

>needing female validation this bad
The amount of people acting like women are angelic beings incapable of doing no wrong shows how fucked society is

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Literally facts my dude. 75% of women can't orgasm through P in V alone.

I understand you wouldn't want to keep her as your gf and certainly not wife her up (I wouldn't either)
but not fucking her ? why ? nigga you gay

Content normally requires more than cheap reddit-tier insults, moron

>Keep telling yourself that. When you actually get in relationships you’ll understand how it really is
Okay sure. But I'm not saying I want that, so I'm not chasing some kind of ideal (dunno if it was actually you who said I was).

Try reading the posts again, you're thinking of yours my dumb friend.

This is what virginity looks like, and it's beautiful.

Can you imagine having a father who cheats on your mother and you end up seething about strawmanned relationships? wew

The idea of a relationship you were referring to earlier is exactly an ideal that’s been manufactured by advertisements and propagated by spineless cucks that can’t live themselves

Due to how disproportionately privledged women have gotten, they are entitled and will more than likely take your resources and not care much for you

>my dude
Please virgin shut the fuck up.

>continues to dig deeper with another insult
K, keep white knighting

>more parental issues
Keep projecting, cucklord

>literally arguing with a figment of his imagination
>has had nothing but insults the entire thread
What did he mean by this?

Holy fuck the sex scene would have been so much hotter if little Arya was pounded in her cute little fat butt by a thick, veiny rock hard black cock. Imagine her sopping wet virgin cunt being absolutely wrecked by a BBC. I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

>The idea of a relationship you were referring to earlier
I'm genuinely confused. What idea and when did I refer to it?

Post 2016 was the most noticeable. I've been on Yea Forums specifically since 2012. As much as people love saying "____ was always shit" you can't deny the type/quality of posts was distinctly different

Blow it out your ass

It wasn't your fault, user. Daddy just didn't give a shit about the things you cry about nowadays. It's a fucked up cycle, break it.

>he still thinks insults are “content”
You could have spent all your time studying or doing something to make you less retarded, but instead you just keep acting pathetic for girls that don’t want you

based beric saving the hound from certain syphilis

if you're using the term ''chastity'' when referring to men, you're mentally ill

hey bros kind of unrelated to this thread but its the first GOT Ive seen

Ive only seen the leak so dunno. In 8x02, was the opening sequence the same as in 8x01?

>still attacking a strawman
>still getting mad when he has done nothing but use insults himself
Are you ok?

The dubs check out. I'm going to bed.

Ok, so how does saying this get you laid?

...

The only one attacking anything here is you, and saddest part? No m’ladies to see it either, the horror

would she have not fucked him if he said he was a virgin?

You said you wanted a “gf”; which can be interpreted as wanting a relationship

I'm not gonna fuck you, user. I'm not a stupid NPC like your mom.

>a lot of women ask
>then proceeds to explain how all his experience with women was with 2 random sluts and 2 girlfriends
you're a retard

If she was a modern thot; probably
They have a body count of 5-10 dudes by the time they’re done with college and are secretly disgusted with themselves about it, so when they hear that from a guy it evokes a harsh emotion that hey don’t want to admit is entirely predicated by themselves; so they go after the “losers” and the dudes that want their validation will go along with it

Yeah that's not the same as wanting an ideal. It can be a casual relationship. You haven't explained how wanting some kind of intimacy is 'propagated by spineless cucks that can’t live themselves'

>5+
so 5 women and 1 tranny?

Thank god, I’m not into needy retards with daddy issues

If you’re ok with a girl that’s likely going to cheat on you; you’re a cuck that thinks her validation far exceeds her respect in you

Many people get triggered by this becuase it’s an uncomfortable truth that only people who respect themselves (and do t drink copious amounts of soii) realize

>kill yourself normalfag so us mentally ill remented retards can inherit the earth
yeah, nah, gonna wait for you do to it

Imagine feeling superior about holding hands that have most likely jerked off 10 cocks before

>gonna

>I’m not into needy retards with daddy issues
Of course not, you hate your mother for letting your dad fuck other women on the side. Being into needy retards would make you just like her.

>Imagine feeling superior about holding hands
Nothing compares to it, incel. It's trust, companionship, and love all wrapped up in a single physical act. God, imagine if you had experienced that during your childhood.

Better to have loved and lost etc

Beric is the coolest character in the show. Hopefully he doesn’t die without the reason for his resurrections being explained.

>This. You ever tried peeing in a public bathroom with someone standing right next to you at the urinal and you can't get the piss to start flowing? It's exactly the same anxiety and performance issues with maintaining an erection.
Well, now all my hopes and dreams, whatever was left of them, are utterly shattered

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that's like the opposite
like with dudes wanting a virgin female
stuck there dick inside so many holes that had so many other dicks inside, a fresh breeze and fresh new hole, tight, would be

>I had to excuse myself two or three times to go to the restroom
what did you tell her the second time? you needed to take a shit?

>virgin vagina
>fresh breeze

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>mommy issues too
Gotta cover all your bases, eh cuck? Lmao
Let’s be honest; you’re a bottom feeding cuck who’s most likely never had any higher purpose in life other than to follow a crowd and get validation from used up whores pretending to be queens; and the fact that you have to go out of your way to insult others shows how disgusted with yourself you are

Keep staying needy, cuck

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Reminder that the actress wjo plays Sansa married a Jonas brother who is shorter than Harington

Women TALK like they like certsin things/mock certain features but its literal bullshit

Face > everything else

4k screens when

Just fucking lie you retard, that's what I did and losing my virginity was easy. Just come up with a good, believable story of how you lost your virginity and stick with it. Then if you play your cards right you'll get to the point where you won't have to lie anymore

Then you are a cuck
Yeah, I bet the all the left over semen and lack of self respect really enhances the experience

Absolutely based

>Face > everything else
money > face

Cope.

Stop lying to yourself.

>your mind on reddit
You abandoned religion for this

Davos and Bronn still exist. Cersei too by virtue of Lena's acting ability alone.

Everyone else sucks.

Pic in case no one believes it

I’d bet anything 99% of the cast was hot for Kit

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Sour grapes. And I don't even disagree with the sentiment here.

this

What are some kinos for this feel?

not all fems have dirty vags

>She was just playing the game of faces with him so she could lie about getting bent over the stove by Hot Pie in the Inn at the Crossroads.
this

It really is a shame Maisie was cursed with Bongistani genes.

Her body is great but her face is Quasimodo tier and I do pity her for it.

>marrying some spic
Bongs are pathetic

Fuck, I missed this until you said it.

>The only one attacking anything here is you
How so? You've been incredibly hostile from the beginning and I don't understand why. You're getting mad and yelling at a figment of your imagination.

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>stating my opinion is hostile
>randomly talking about non-existent parental issues aren’t
Sociopaths are getting worse and worse at this

Very nice.

Yeah, we should all worship pussy like you and ridicule others for not doing so, right?
Keep consuming your corporate products and propaganda my cuck

For the average women money > personality > looks
average however means "around 50%" whichs means that there are many exceptions so take it with a grain of salt.

You can't argue with those digits. Absolutely based.

BASED and redpilled
cringe and bluepilled

>"Be right back, have to go to the bathroom again"
>Her: "Is everything alright?"
>"Yeah, yeah, I just have to go number 2" user says and runs off to the bathroom
>"Okay.." She says, slightly disgust
>In less than a minute he's running back in with an erection

You used insults from the beginning, odd that you would deny it. You also got upset when you perceived others did the same so it's doubly confusing.
>randomly talking about non-existent parental issues aren’t
I never said anything of the sort. Care to link to proof friend?

...

I’m sorry, I can’t keep track of too many simps at once
What was your argument again? I’m juggling between 4 of you here

Based

Virgins are notorious for their personal hygiene and grooming, though, right?

Fucking moron.

>Oi, Gendry haw ya fakd a womn befoar? Ya sure haw soam noce chest musles. Whay not spend sum taiom for the go'ol shagging eh?

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Some user mentioned companionship and you sperged out talking about cucks and cheating and whatnot, some silly strawman that had nothing to do with his post. I was merely one of many questioning your schizophrenia.

>He’s such a cuck, he even tries making personal hygiene look like a bad thing
TOP KEK, I guess it’s nothing compared to the clap she gave you

You must be pretty self absorbed if you think I’m just going to stop everything I’m doing just to cater to you specifically
If you can’t articulate what you’re talking about in a short phrase, then you too are a cuck that can’t find self fulfillment beyond whorish girls giving you “your turn”

>Cope
Nigger

>he even tries making personal hygiene look like a bad thing
Is this the ESL general or something? Holy fuck, you're dumb.

You're like the Trudeau of incels.
>If you have sex with a girl, you're a cuck.

>If you can’t articulate what you’re talking about
I just did. You ok? You're talking to yourself again.

This. Just fake it till you make it, I lied to the girl I had sex with for first time back when I was 20. Women hate virgins, never reveal your powerlevel if your incel.

>Virgins are notorious for their personal hygiene and grooming, though, right?
I've known OCD types who just find sex to be gross and sweaty. A friend of mine was once disgusted I don't shower immediately after I jerk off.

Based incel user

If you want sex, get a hooker. If you fear looking “lonely” to the point of spending time and money on a hoe, you are a cuck

Keep on preaching tho

He's ESL as fuck. I'm assuming he's the same guy who thinks accusing virgins of being disgusting means I'm complaining about personal hygiene. He simply doesn't understand the English language.

Imagine thinking sex and love are incompatible. Imagine accusing others of preaching too.

Ok, just keep pretending to be retarded I’m sure that’ll work
Or same fag since you’re a loser than needs to fabricate support for his views; whatever works

Fair fucks to you mate speaking truth on this Somalian DIY water purification messaging board

WHERES THE FUCKING NUDES

ive never seen got at all so do you see her tits and or bush

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You know it’s easier to just have a single conversation right?
Then again you are desperately in need of a literal hookers validation, so it makes sense you keep pretending

Seems like a really sad individual. I feel bad for him.

I was waiting for it 4 years, my dick is so soar now

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HOLY FUKKKK INCELS RULE
LOOKS LIKE SEX IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYZ

I knew she was a slut!

Couldn't wait until marriage to get her coochie stretched, huh?

Slut...

So sad he actually directly addresses people with his views instead of side talking like a literal hoe lmao

I plan to die a virgin. I'm on day 60 nofap, have 0 social anxiety and I'm pretty good at talking to people so I get to flirt with girls a lot but always deny them my essence. Pursue higher goals, mate. Don't be a slave of your impulses.

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>muh whores lmao

I actually address this stupid cope posts ago.

Yeah, nobody with self respect
This is a concept as alien to you as not same fagging kek

I'm imagining you as some loser family member at a wedding, a guy getting married to his new wife, and you're there in a trenchcoat and fedora mumbling about how the groom is a cuck while everyone laughs behind your back.

He’s the chosen vessel to delve out the Lord of Light’s wrath user, a better question is why no one seems to freak the fuck out when his sword just bursts into flames every battle.

Sex isn't actually gross, user. You watch too much hentai, is all.

She looks 13 and 50 at the same time. wonder what her vangina looks like.

Yeah, becuase you’re too busy focusing on others than yourself
The concept of even doing anything outside of loving yourself and shaming others must be complete heresy in your cuckolded mind

Yeah, it’s an expensive cope that’s only needed by the weak minded like you

>Actually having to photoshop her back because even it can't hide her disgusting proportions
Kill yourself

>Im an insecure guy that would get jealous about your past because I don't think I could live up to the other guys in your past
>Girl still had sex

Calling bullshit on anything besides a one and done

chaste and redpilled

Checked; I agree.

>you’re too busy focusing on others than yourself
>The concept of even doing anything outside of loving yourself
Nice contradiction

Based and non-hedonistic pilled
Try to get surrogate kids tho, if you have the capital

you cant fake kissing and sex because women will know youre a virgin when you dont know how to do them its is a recursive problem if you dont know how to fuck they can tell so you dont fuck so you cant fuck so you die a virgin

sometimes i wonder how our ancestors escaped this conundrum but then i remember that virginity used to be valued

Davos Bronn Jorah

>loser family member at a wedding
>you're there in a trenchcoat and fedora
zoomers are too retarded

I’d say bad, but you stating it as “nice” is a good step towards self respect

>cope
Nigger

Sex isn't weird, user. Stop pretending to be an asexual freak just because you can't get laid.

and I had a hard time believing someone would say no after everyone's clothes are off and she sees your size

Or cheap, if you are smart enough to use hookers

I did this 10 years ago when I lost mine. It would be an impossible task finding a virgin in todays world.

Same fagging is pretty weird Why? She’s got 10 other thirsty dudes on lock; so it’s not too far fetched

>sometimes i wonder how our ancestors escaped this conundrum
The fucked to have kids and let out a quick nut. Nobody actually cared about how good sex could feel until the participants noticed how fun it could be.

>watches GOT
>has problems with mentioning sex

Is this after your gender studies professor told you that women primarily did all the hunting in the past?

>baiting you into grinding your teeth into little useless nubs
>samefagging
Virgin, dumb and completely misunderstands the purpose of the website. No wonder you can't get laid.

>expensive
Sex is free, sometimes you need to buy her one or two drinks but that can be done for less than ten quid

I never understood retarded fucks who cant kiss, i mean what the fuck? I'm a autist diagnosed in the 90s. I was nervous the first time i had sex but it all comes pretty natural. Youre fucking pathetic user.

Wait til he realizes that by implying there's something wrong with monetary exchanges during social interaction he's practically arguing for socialized sex. He'll never post that shit again lmao.

>name calling, name calling, name calling
>samefagging samefagging

This is what happens when a people pleasing Redditor is forced to defending his view points without other weak cucks supporting him

Kill yourself zoomer retard

>being with a slut in fear of being “lonely”/“being a weakling that needs her validation due to corporate propaganda”
>social interaction
Hey, if you like wasting your money you did you; but at least stick to proper naming conventions

>having a couple of drinks with a friendly women that could lead to sex
>being with a slut in fear of being “lonely”/“being a weakling that needs her validation due to corporate propaganda”
This is why we're laughing at you, /pol/ Jr.

>that could lead to sex
Yeah, like your holy white knighting jihad to overinflated a woman’s worth while putting yourself down? Haha give me a break simp

>we’re
I like how you expose how desperately weak and inept you are at doing hings yourself, you disgusting man child

>“being a weakling that needs her validation due to corporate propaganda”
Fair point, I thought I kissed girls because it made me feel good, but I only did it because Wells Fargo told me to.

what about if it is 15? asking for a 35 y.o. friend, haha