>Yes just one ticket please. My date is buying her own.
Yes just one ticket please. My date is buying her own
Camden Roberts
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Hudson Nguyen
>tfw date buys my ticket
Blake Myers
>tfw I don't even need a ticket
Carson Butler
ever took a girl to the movies for the first date and make out in the theater and feel her up and shit, and then after she leaves she never talks to you again? What's with that? Happened to me thrice
Ethan Morales
>after she leaves
so you stay in the movie theater?
Josiah Hill
>Yes i'm terribly afraid of women and can't approach them without stutter! How could you tell?
Joseph Sullivan
You probably have small hands
Levi Sullivan
>No popcorn for me, thanks. I'll just fish some out of the garbage bin on my way in.
Gavin Hernandez
>not staying for the night in the theater
dude you paid a ticket
Anthony Smith
>her
Ew. Enjoy those shitty periods, awful mood swings, and having 3 kids just because your condom broke at the cinema.
Brody Walker
>one copy of stardust please
>"ah, fine choice sir, just in time for the holidays, I guess this purchase is for a young relative, would you like it gift wrapped today sir, gifted for a special someone?"
>no thanks, its for me. I'll be watching it alone tonight at my kinostation
>"ah ok sir, a fine choice, you should know that this flick is available for stream at our members site-"
>no thanks, this film is for my physical collection.
Jace Adams
Better than a man in a wig, discord tranny
Liam Long
Respectable attempt
Connor Carter
>Why yes, I am a communist, how could you tell?
Connor Fisher
How could this happen to you Chad?
Hudson Bailey
Very based and redpilled
Nicholas Cruz
t.
Brayden Smith
>Sir please refrain from peeing on your seat... SIR STOP IT
Kevin Davis
I... I'm sorry, I d-didn't know I couldn't do that, sir. P-pleaee don't kick me out, I'll do anything.
Adrian Thomas
Chad with the Patrician taste yet again.
Henry Walker
where do you sleep? the popcorn mines?
Xavier Mitchell
>able to sustain such mass when there's hardly any calories around
Mason Perez
>why YES I L-O-V-E to pay exorbitant prices to watch an 1-2 hours of propoganda
Mason Phillips
it's different when it's two guys
Carter Nguyen
dude's those La-z-boys literally made to turn into beds so the theatergoer can spend the night after some kino. How do you not know this?
Isaac Gray
>why YES I L-O-V-E to pay exorbitant prices to watch an 1-2 hours of kino
David Nguyen
Photoshopped as fuck
Benjamin Cook
What does watching movie with a girl feel like bros?
Mason Morgan
Feels like shit
Luke Cooper
chadlet cope
Lucas Martinez
>tfw strong independent girlfriend
>mfw never bought her shit
Julian Bennett
Nothing better than spending the night in the theater after a good shower
Bentley Price
It’s funny because it’s usually low test males, trannies and women that are into communism or left leaning collectivist policies. Nice try discord tranny!
Zachary Hughes
most guys look like this in my country
Blake Cook
Not even coping I’m 5’10 and work out I’m just saying it’s shopped.
Dominic Bailey
You miss most of the movie because you're too busy cuddling and making out. Especially with those reclining seats like these honestly those seats are sinful, way too easy to take things too far
Liam Clark
Can someone please post an unedited version of gigachad, I can't find one anywhere
Jacob Nelson
>YOU CAN'T JUST FUCK MY GF IN THE THEATER
>A-at least use a condom
Alexander Smith
Same here, that incel must not get out much.
>Not even coping I'm 5'10
LMAO
Alexander Wood
There are several models.
Brandon Morgan
5’10 isn’t short though
Kevin Moore
>not having a "kino flatrate"
Nathaniel Gutierrez
I used to watch movies with my ex girlfriend. Capeshit, more serious film, it didn't matter. it was one on my favourite thing to do with her. When things stopped doing well between us we stopped going. Now there's only a gaping hole inside me, and everytime i go watch a movie in the theater it just doesn't feel right. I feel that there's something missing
Austin Gomez
Still pretty chad to me, why are incels afraid of him again?
Chase Ortiz
Fine taste indeed.
Jaxson Stewart
Chinese?
Joseph Wright
Canadian
Lucas Harris
Checked
Angel Butler
So yes
Josiah Nelson
How is that a chad thing to do?
Lucas James
>Why yes I frequently post on Yea Forums, how did you know?
Logan Jackson
Have sex.
Thomas Ramirez
Salty coins and bags of sand
Jason Cook
Just did two days ago actually.
Leo Long
That's a long time to go without having sex.
Christopher Sanders
>how is that a chad thing to do?
Noah Gomez
I want to fuckign die bros
Noah Morgan
i want to go to the cinema alone, is that a beta thing to do?
im afraid of getting awkward gazes
Julian Price
came here for this
Brandon Fisher
Based
Joshua Powell
hola reddit
Owen Carter
kek
Brody Long
Nathaniel Lopez
>Why yes, I don't post pepe or wojak. How did you guess?
Thomas Cooper
My gf wanted to fuck in a theater after a girl we work with told her she did.
Aiden Moore
>Why yes, I fuck black guys. What gave it away?
Hunter Fisher
Quads and I get a cute girlfriend.
Owen Ortiz
dubs and I do instead
Jonathan Cook
checked
Evan Lopez
What the fuck
Ryder Nguyen
wew lad
Jace Moore
Asher Wright
Basedjak
Chad
Jackson Ramirez
Yes, all of my guns are chambered in .22, what gave it away?
Owen Murphy
Jaxon Garcia
wooow
Matthew Powell
5 out of 7 girls I took to the cinema this year got mad that I didn't pay. Why should I pay? May as well have sex with you if I'm gonna pay.
Lincoln Jenkins
John Ross
this but unironically
Samuel Gomez
oh no no no
Parker Clark
>Ahh, another excellent Netflix recommendation. It's been far too long since i watched Inception. Time to binge watch this while i do my situps.
Josiah Wright
you gotta be some 2-3 points above them in looks, they'll pay for everything if you let them.
Ryan Watson
god I wish I had a gf who cucked me with her imagination and photoshop skills
Jack Gomez
Get out discord tranny
Evan Peterson
>people actually pay for their cunt's ticket at the movies
Holy shit im dead
Jacob Phillips
Lmao
Kevin Thomas
Dubs and sneed
Jason Howard
Trips confirm
I also relate to this too much fuck you buddy
>spend past 2 years either drinking or smoking myself to sleep
>even when I think I'm ready to move on I relapse and can't form the same bind anymore
>I spend every day loving her the same as the day I last saw her
>still imagine the smell of her perfume
I just want to stop needing drink or weed or worse to sleep lads what do I do
Carson Powell
Jonathan Ramirez
The first time I was on a movie date the girl payed for me. I knew she was shit testing me, but I accepted it because it was a free movie ticket, and I didn't want to be with a girl doing this kind of shit. A few days later she texted me saying that she fucked her ex. I said bye. Liked the movie though, it was a dumb comedy about some old female British agent with Statham as a comedic relief.
Carson Rivera
based digits
Kevin Baker
The girl looks more like Gigachad than the """""""""""guy""""""""""""
Nathan James
>contrapoints brings in almost 450k a MONTH
wtf I'd probably start HRT too
Jaxson Jenkins
>"One theater screen just for me for the premiere of Dora the Explorer please Robert"
Jayden Reed
based riley putting hoes in their place
Landon Martinez
blessed post
Christopher Allen
>A few days later she texted me saying that she fucked her ex
Is this a thing that girls do?
Michael James
Lmao yes
Grayson Gomez
Spend as much time as possible with your friends and family it's the only protip i can give you
Jordan Miller
yes, they had to tone him down so low-t brains can comprehend his physical form
Nathaniel Taylor
I sure hope so. Waiting for my ex reaching out to me so that I will cuck her new boyfriend and then tell him she's a hoe, lol
Ian Peterson
Needless to say, I fucked the two that didn't care and the rest gave me succ