/themepark/ General

Seuss land is great and often overlooked.

It is a theme park, google the word and it comes up in the list

Reminder that Coasterviews, one of the original theme park pov channels, passed away back in February. No one seems to know.

Universal Studios Hollywood here is garbage. When I went to Orlando with family, Islands of Adventure was so good. Even the regular park was great.

yeah I know but it doesn't really "theme" much.

Yeah hollywood is trash. Don't even bother with the west coast at all in terms of theme parks

***OFFICIAL EPCOT WORLD SHOWCASE POWER RANKINGS***

1.) France
2.) UK
3.) Morocco
4.) Germany
5.) Japan
6.) Mexico
7.) China
8.) Italy
9.) Canada
10.) Arend...Norway
11.) USA

Literally who

Europoor here who’s only been to eurodisney a couple of times, how does it compare to the american parks? Also im going to tokyo next month and im planning to visit disney sea over there, anybody has stories?

This isnt television or film is it?

>Yeah hollywood is trash. Don't even bother with the west coast at all in terms of theme parks
Six Flags Magic Mountain is great. Disney California Adventure has been getting pretty good too.

Don’t fuckin worry about it snitch

I like the west coast parks, but you have to admit that orlando has it sewn up

The Yeti creature at everest is broken and cant ever move
BUST DISNEY ADDED A DISCO LIGHT TO SHINE HIM!

DISCO YETI!

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BUM! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN DUNDUNDUNDUN DUN. BUM! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN DUNDUNDUUUUUN

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Norway has that good bakery but ever since Frozen and them retooling Maelstrom, it's a fucking joke. I'm just waiting for the 3 Caballeros ride to get a Coco update. I'm shocked it hasn't happened already to be honest. Impressions de France also got shitcanned for some Ratatouille thing too, right?

>Threads about fucking amusement parks are Yea Forums janny approved
>Podcast threads get 404'd in minutes

I'm honestly shocked that these threads manage to reach the bump limit every time. How many of you have season passes to at least one theme park?

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Whose ready for Epoct's Kinoship Earth to get a renovation?

Good, fuck cringy podcast

I have an AP for universal and where else are we supposed to have theme park threads?

>that top 4
shitskin confirmed. rankings discarded.

>I like the west coast parks, but you have to admit that orlando has it sewn up
Yeah they're way too good. It's a shame they got rid of the movie ride at MGM, it was one of my favorite rides from all the parks there.

PLEASE tell me it's getting rid of that god-awful jib jab bullshit at the end. The entire ride is kino incarnate but the bullshit at the end is 100% cringe.

>ex gf always talks about wanting to go to Disney World
>save up a bunch of money to take her since the place is expensive as fuck
>a couple of days into the trip on our way to Animal Kingdom we bump into a group of guys
>they are obviously acting super flirty with my gf
>my gf is reciprocating
>it was 3 guys and they kept talking about wanting to ride some ride but cant because there is only 3 of them
>"oh user its just one ride let me just tag along so they all can get on it"
>ask her what im supposed to do
>"user just meet me at Animal Kingdom one ride wont be long"
>go to animal kingdom and wait 4 fucking hours and she never shows up
>go back to the hotel
>she finally calls an hr after getting back and tells me some bullshit about how she got lost and couldnt find me
>pretty sure she fucked those guys
I FUCKING HATE DISNEY WORLD

/trv/ and /out/ are two. What other board is better suited for podcasts?

Wow you’re a limp wristed faggot. I genuinely can’t understand how there’s freaks like you who can’t be assertive. That happens you should’ve checked out and left the cunt

Hard to say. Yea Forums maybe? But they are fags for sure

definitely cucked

Did you atleast fuck your ex during the trip

>you should have just checked out and wasted the money you spent on the trip
Smart plan dumb nigger

their halloween horror nights event is fucking dog shit

people complain about the halloween horror nights even in orlando but the hollywood one is really really trash
hollywood gets 5 or 6 shitty houses
orlando gets 9

the houses at hollywood recycle props and have long black hallways and empty rooms
orlando gets brand new houses every year

the streets in hollywood have little themes, barely any props
Orlando goes all out with their streets and fills the park with props .

Hollywood doesnt allow alchohol, you can drink at orlando

orlando sells all month passes, 28 nights for 140 bucks
hollywood only sells a one week pass

orlando hires double the actors that hollywood does
they spent millions on props and costumes

hollywood is truly shit

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/trv/ is like the deadest board going. That and the threads that do stay up on there are always sidetracked by some dumbass /realtraveler/ who tells you your opinion doesn't mean dick unless you were held captive at gunpoint by a group of rogue drug smugglers while backpacking in Tajikistan and forced to teach them how to read Sanskrit.

this movie was filmed there.
there you go, this thread is movie related

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Probably. Pretty shitty. Fuck disney world

As a matter of fact no. She always said she was tired. Which makes sense in an amusement park, i was tired to. But fuck even if we did how does that change what happened?

What is it? I know they changed the narration to that chick from James Bond but that's all I really recall.

>I’d rather stay like a defeated cuck and pay for some bitch who cheated on me
Yeah. IM the dumb nigger. Faggot

Protip for universal. Ride single rider and literally wait 15 minutes for everything all day. Who gives a fuck if you sit next to a stranger.

I went my first time last year and holy fuck was it packed. Like legit bad at certain points. Too many fucking people at the Hollywood one.

kek

Do you know how many times I had to control myself from groping the disney princesses. Its my moms fault for making me still take pictures with them. Im 19 years old god dammit!

sharnado 3 is filmed in universal orlando

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Thats the thing the money was ALREADY SPENT. I might as well get some enjoyment out of it rather than fucking completely waste it. Dumb fuck.

orlando gets equally packed but mostly the famous movie houses
their original houses dont get packed.

crowds are a problem on both but orlando has more do to. more streets, more houses, more actors

and the houses at orlando are Movie set quality houses, they try to do their haunted houses as close to the movies as possible.

Hollywood just puts black tarps as walls and buy their props from SPIRIT hallween store.

WEW

Whatever you say cuckboy lmao

This never would have happened at universal studios

You really don’t have any room to act like you’re the better one in the situation bud.

Is single rider available for all the rides though? I'm pretty sure the big rides don't have that

>feel bad about life sometimes
>see shit like this or other depressing stuff about lonely middle aged men in these themeparks

Makes me feel better desu senpai

They sure do. I rode gringotts like 5 times one day while absolute plebs waited for over two hours

Do it pussy

It's only available on rides where there are awkward seat numbers like 3 seats per cart or 5 seats per cart. Because a lot of people go on the ride as a pair and then they need to fill the 3rd seat without splitting up the next group.

Come to think of it, it's a pretty hilarious concept for this board. It's like the opposite of the no singles policy at the kinoplex

wait a minute here

where were the guys going that they needed 4 people? where was this ride? it was not at animal kingdom?
where the guys going to another park?

and she was supposed to meet with you? but never called the whole day ?

and she never met these guys before?

It's a fake story, user, it doesn't have to make sense

sometimes the single rider line is longer than the regular line because entire families of brazilians go into these lines to take advantage and then also the workers dont move the single rider line too often so you get stuck

I want to so bad, what the fuck are they going to do? tell my mother that i grabbed her ass while still in character.

At DLR, only a select number of rides even have single rider.

-Soarin'
-Goofy's Sky School
-Radiator Springs Racer
-Splash Mountain
-Incredicoaster
-Grizzly River Run

General consensus is that, unless in rare circumstances, single rider on RSR is pretty much if you want to cut through the standby line.

too bad, i wanted to play along

>Cuck role-playing in my theme park thread
Begone! Take it somewhere else!

Absolutely wrong. Try this
1.) Japan
2.) Mexico
3.) Germany
4.) Italy
5.) France
6.) China
7.) UK
8.) USA
9.) Norway
10.) Morocco
11.) Canada

Oh yeh, forgot Indiana Jones.

Yeah it’s a ln hour away I go every year. The areas are themed, have you ever looked around there?

Castmember here.

They would say nothing until their break, then they would tell their supervisor.

You would be escorted out of the park probbably 30-35 minutes after it actually happened. Maybe shorter if a security guard is on duty they can make a gesture to.

I went to Disney with my gf a few years ago for her birthday. First time I'd been since I was a kid.

It was alright, but nothing special. Do people really spend thousands of dollars to go there?

dude just ask them that you want a hug and squeeze them really hard to feel their tits in your chest. problem solved

>like the best obscure bathroom
Disneyworld, Magic Kingdom, Tomorrowland, handicapped bathroom behind the stage where they do music and performances throughout the day. It's inbetween two normie restrooms, so most just use those.

which park? wait, which state?

I had an ex that I took on a trip to Kings island. She did the same thing and I left her there. Took her 2 days hitchhiking to get back home and her parents told me it was my fault she got raped by those 2 guys. I never laughed so hard in my life. These people were in tears watching me cry from laughing so hard.

>look im so smart id waste my money
Absolute brainlet

Except at least im nit a dumb nigger who would ruin my own good time when something like this inevitably happens

I cant remember the name of the ride. But how i understood them the ride only seated two at a time or something?

Yeah we were staying at the main park and it wasnt too long after we left the room since the first place we were going that day was Animal Kingdom when we bumped into these guys.

And yeah she told me to just meet her at animal kingdom and she would catch up to me. Like I said she didnt call until like an hr after i got back to the room. And no I had never met these guys before at least.

I haven't been to Disney World in over three years now; the longest span in my life since I started going as a kid. I'm feeling the itch, hard.

Thats the oldest trick in the book. The hugs got less sincere the older I got however.

Copeposting at its finest

>TFW MY COLLEGE PROGRAM IS OVER

AAAAAAAAAGHHJH I WANNA GO BACK I WANNA GO BACK I WANNA GO BACK

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No shit. They are probably weirded out by some mid 20s neck beard asking for a deep pasionate hug. The actors arent that stupid you know..

If you go for hugs on Gaston or the men they still give you a bear hug. It's only really worth it if you're gay, though.

>inevitably happens
It wouldn’t happen if you weren’t a spineless faggot and spoke up. Dumbass

I just want princess gf. Feels bad man...

We don’t want you back incel

is it true that college program people fuck like crazy?
i heard they fuck like rabbits?

just date a cosplayer

Lmao sure. How the fuck are you going to stop someone from fucking someone else if thats what they want to do?

Was it early in the trip or towards the end? Also did you get any money back?

Bob Iger is a pussy faggot for that shit

Florida. We went to all of them except for Animal Kingdom, I think.

The lines were long and the rides were only a few minutes each. Felt like we were standing in like for 10x the time we were on rides.

Spoken like a true cuck

friend
what happened after that day?
did you stay more days?
was that your last day?

So how do parks like Disney World work? The biggest ones i have been to are shit like six flags. And even there the lines are so fucking long there is no way you can enjoy most of the rides during the time you are there. I cant imagine a park the size of fucking disney world. And the lines are probably 10x as long.

>traveling abroad
>people you'll never see again, and will have no influence on the rest of your life
>away from your normal social circle who might judge you
>college age, generally good looking, fit people
>close quarters living
>hot temperatures promoting skimpy outfits when not at work
What do you think?

How is this tv or film?

Yeah dude I told the ticket people I brought a stupid whore with me and they gave me my money back. How are you still alive being this stupid?

I said I did the college program user. It's impossible to be an incel after that

It's stupid true. Like every exaggeration you think you have heard is likely 100 percent truth. I have never had so much sex in my life, all condensed into a 4 month program.

>Come home at 4am one night after drinking with my buddies
>Some girl I have never met is sitting at a bench outside my building
>She calls my drunk-ass over and starts up some random conversation I couldn't even follow
>Suddenly starts showering me with compliments
>"You're like, so cute. Like so so cute" shit like that
>Suddenly she straight up asks if she can come up to my room to bang

Lads, sex at Vista Way was HANDED OUT to you. It was impossible to NOT get laid in the college program. I wasn't even trying this particular night. Girls would just fall into your lap like this. Frequently if you were lucky.

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Disney makes twice as much profit from its parks than it does from its films using real accounting, not Hollywood (((account))). Its films basically exist to create and develop the IP to later be turned into attractions at its parks. As Disney now controls 40% of all films, and parks are twice as big as films for Disney, theme park discussion is arguably more Yea Forums than most topics discussed here.

>Went to my local cherry blossom festival to find asian cosplay gf
>Was to scared to approach or talk to any of them

>hurhur true cuck
Its the fucking truth. How sre you going to stop someone from fucking someone else if thats what they want to do? They will just do it behind your back eventually

So when she got back we had a bit of an argument and then we both just left. I walked around the park some more. I dont know what she did.

Yeah we stayed more days. Like I said i didnt want to waste all the money i put into the trip. This shit happened literally the second day we were there. And we were booked for 7 days total.

This If you want an answer without the autism, it’s because /trv/ is dead

>I don’t know what she did
I was porkin her up the ass

Pleb taste. Canada has Le Cellier and Morocco is by far the best to just walk around and look at. USA has literally nothing going for it at all and anywhere but the bottom is outright wrong. Norway used to be based before Frozen took over. Now all it has going for it is the stage church and the little bake shop.

there
discuss

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i worked at disney and you could get private tours to see the rides behind the scenes.

the private tour to see the insides of the Haunted Mansion is one of the greatest experiences ive ever had. it was truly amazing. i got to see all the effects and i got to walk on the ride line and see all the tricks. then we went backstage and i got to see how they do the ghost effects and i got to walk on the graveyard area as well

i also got to do a tour of DINOSAUR and see all the dinosaur robots up close and see the ride with the lights on

that was better than anything else ive ever done

That makes no sense retard, tv or not tv isn't decide by how much money it makes

>mfw whenever I feel pathetic and like a loser I can always feel better than the anons who unironically get annoyed at off topic posting
Get fucked dork

I swear by that hotel. I did a tour of all the delux ones and hotels last week and honestly Polynesian and Animal Lodge were the best. Contemporary sucks ass and grand Floridian feels like grandmas house

nice reddit may may faggot. Podcasts fucking suck and so do you

lets discuss the roseanne disney world episode

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>She always said she was tired. Which makes sense in an amusement park
It also makes sense to be tired after a 5 hour no-holes-barred fuck sesh with Chad, Brad and Tadd

Animal Kingdom Lodge is the greatest hotel in florida

>REEEEEEEE WHERES MY CAPESHIT GOT THREADS?!
It may be off topic but I’ll allow it

Who else /wonderland/ here?

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No you don't. All of the actresses are snobby and cliquey. Attraction qts are much more desirable

Yea Forums or not tv is determined by scale and importance of the topic that is at least tertiarily related to television and film. A quick look a the catalog shows a dozen Game of Thrones topics, many of which are talking solely about the books, but because there's also a show, they're allowed. Themeparks have as much to do with Disney and film as the A Song of Ice and Fire books to Game of Thrones, or people on twitter sperging out about Star Wars has to do with Star Wars. Yea Forums has a limited number of boards with loosely defined topics precisely so that these kind of discussions can take place. If you want rigidly defined topics will little variance you should unironically go to reddit, but don't complain when you get banned or down voted for posting something that's 1% off topic.

Why is there such a large concentration of guys who get cucked on this site?

I don't think so, cheif.
>The New York area in particular is an interesting case study. Technically at surface level it is quite accomplished, and could easily receive praise lavished with terms such as “immersive”, “attention to detail”, “authentic”, and so on. Yet it is also experientially empty, and consists of nothing more than a series of very elaborate façades to wander through and disguise the area’s two main attractions (Twister and Mummy), neither of which has any relationship on the inside to the Brooklyn exteriors. I think there might be two or three shops or food outlets that maintain continuity with the themeing on the outside, but otherwise this area is just there to please the picture-takers as everyone else shuffles by on their way to the rides. This is before we even consider a larger issue at stake, which is: does a “realistic” or “authentic” re-creation of New York City have any place in a theme park in the first place? The real New York is also a major tourist zone, and there are many neighborhoods that I suspect look very much like the ones on display at Universal Studios Florida. Should the fake Brooklyn in Florida be an adequate replacement for visiting the real Brooklyn in New York? If not, then what is its purpose? The architectural quirks and cultural heritage that create a city’s identity are embellished to draw attention to the area’s perceived realism. USF’s New York is an attempt to celebrate what is real about human experience by promoting the absolute fake. It is a fetishization of the authentic, and intends to reify the concept of “authenticity” into a vacationer’s commodity. Informally judging from the crowd patterns, which seemed dense around attraction plazas while leaving the side streets relatively empty, I’m not the only one who isn’t buying it.

FUCK YOU IM SO FUCKING JEALOUS

I signed up for the raffle for like, 3 of these cast member tours and didn't get any of them. Dinosaur and Haunted Mansion are the ones I tried for too

lets discuss the time the full house disney world episode

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i have an ap pass for disney so i go often with my gf. god damn almost all the female workers are really pretty or they have nice big asses. it's insane. that's the only reason I go, just to stare at ass. would dump my gf to bone as much castmembers as I could.

lets discuss Sabrina Sabrina the Teenage Witch and her science class take a field trip to Disney’s Animal Kingdom in “Disney World.”

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>would dump my gf to bone as much castmembers as I could.
That's what the college program is for

>based chads attend universal
>cucks go to Disney and stay with their gf who’s getting plowed

How do I get free shit from Disney?

I wanna be a Disney shill, bros.

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raffle? what park did you work in?

mine wasn't a raffle, it was first sign first go, there was a signing sheet and you filled your name

the list wasnt even filled all the way.

it truly was amazing, haunted mansion behind the scenes was really incredible. the graveyard scene with the lights on was really nice to see.

start a youtube channel and go every weekend
thats all

they've been making vids promoting Disney on their own dime for almost a decade now. it's about time they start getting some free shit

I wish. I'm 28 years old. Also I recently found out my uncle is the executive pastry chef at disneyland. my mom used to tell me when I was small but I assumed it was just a lie or exaggeration when I grew up. I saw his face on the maps thing. I was like holy shit, that's cool. I haven't seen that side of the family in years though because I was a shut in neet.

>twister
Ok so this quote is over 6 years old.

Literally straight copy pasting shit from a Reddit thread. LMAO

Epcot, but the raffles were open to every cast member of any kind.

When did you do yours? My program was only this most recent semester, so they may have changed it since you went. It was all online.

>tfw i fucked up the online personality interview and couldn't apply for a disney internship

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Whats it going to be?

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Where is Nintendo Land going again?

>Contemporary sucks ass
I love the Contempo, granted I've never paid to stay there

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Barney and animal actors and curious george area

Nintendo & LotR

best bud comin thru
youtu.be/vWxbzd96xdc

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What? I didn't even know that was a thing. I guess culinary programmers are exempt.

What was it like? How do you know you failed?

Nintendo already has a confirmed location but uni just bought all of dreamworks so rumor is how to train your dragon land

Who /beverly/ here

I shit in the volcano bay pool last year

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new animatronics for the new potter ride

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How young do you have to be for the program?

animatronics for the new potter ride

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Now I’m going to be wondering if everyone one I see is user.

Never stick your dick in crazy

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Based.

I’m a legit theme park Austin’s. It’s my faggy need obsession. Any faggot who thinks wdw is better than DLR needs to be shot. Also, universal creative are literal /screenbabies/.

Autist*
>Phoneposting

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Disneyland Park > < Magic Kingdom
Walt Disney World Resort > Disneyland Resort

Sick. They look great. Very impressive for non-Disney animatronics

What's the difference between Disney Land and Disney World

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disney land came first and it is only two parks
disney world is 4 big parks with double the rides. you need a different ticket for each park
disney world came much later. it has more stuff disney land is technically like a bigger magic kingdom

Disneyland is in California.
Disney World is in Florida.
Disneyland was an experiment, and had a small plot of land. As such, its success lead the area around it being bought out and developed, preventing expansion. Disney World was made with an excessive amount of land, allowing for decades of development to happen, all without it getting anywhere close to the edge of the land, to give you a feeling like you're completely surrounded by a world of Disney when you're there.

apparently there's no age limit you just have to be in college. just googled that now, that's pretty odd.

Dlr has more rides at two parks situated about 100 yards away from each other than WDW does in 4. Granted this will change in a few years, but for now DLR is superior. Nothing beats Tokyo Disney though.

Universal Creative did some good things to push WDI to wake the fuck it, but their reliance on screenbased rides is hindering them. Glad to see them go with practical effects for the new potter ride and the Jurassic World redo but I’m really hoping they go away from screens for Nintendo world.

Star Wars land should not be at Disneyland at fucking all and this triggers me to no end. They should have just done a fantasyland+Tomorrowland overhaul and kept the Lucas faggotry at DCA

You have 10 seconds to name a better ride in WDW than Splash Mountain.

Alien encounter
rip

Haunted Mansion, which is superior to the Disneyland version

Anyone watch Jenny's review of avatar land?

It's a seriously well made and edited video. Absolute YouTube kino

The only reason to ever go there is if you never went before, or missed out on it as a child or something.

It's a completely overrated experience, and as an adult all you can think about is how miserable it is, you see how the entire experience is designed to jew you and your family, you see the hordes of third worlders parading around speaking foreign languages in your own country, you hear the annoying screams of hundreds of thousands of spoiler little shits screeching in your ears. You sweat as you wait hours in line with your family just to go on a ride that lasts 2 minutes, but don't worry the "line ride" is part of the Disney experience, make sure you spend money at the gift shop at the end of each ride too goy. Not only that, but of course your spoiled fucking kids and wife are going to want to stay on one of the over-priced disney resorts too, so enjoy spending a few thousand on the hotel itself just for a week, because that's how long it takes to actually do all the parks (and waterparks) since they're so crowded.

It's truly a miserable experience, it's not what it was a few decades ago. It's over-crowded, uncomfortable, and if you've already done it, there's little reason to ever do it again unless you live in the local area. There's so many better things you could be doing with your family / kids, taking them places where they will actually get a once in a lifetime experience, places that aren't completely crowded and filled with hordes of people. Do yourself a favor, and spend a few thousand, take a few months off work and rent an RV and travel out west, experience things your kids / family will actually remember forever because there's so much more to do in this country than fucking disney world. Fuck, you can even go to much better theme parks when you travel with adult themed rides that aren't several decades old.

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California disney is fucked. Getting star wars AND marvel. Kiss your disney experience as you know it goodbye

>which is superior to the Disneyland version
that's how you transfer a ride from coast to coast, by actually adding shit to the original

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ENTRANCE? WHAT THE FUCK AM I SEEING?

>No hatbox ghost
>that cramped loading area with no walk-through portion to really get the feeling your in an actual house rather than a ride
>CGI Hitchhiking ghosts
>Better

Fuck off. The only thing the Florida mansion has that is an improvement is the Escher ladder. Everything else is moot

The Florida pirates is absolute dogshit as well

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Best roller coaster place by far. Want to go back with some edibles.

The moment someone not in this imaginary scenario even mentions doing something like this you break up with them on the spot and say "good luck with the rest of your life." Head over to Epcot and enjoy all the food / drink kiosks since you've already budgeted for 2 people's worth already. This imaginary relationship probably already had problems if your significant other would even give this idea the time of day.

Theme Park Review sucks

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they added a walk trough portion to the line with special effects

In dlr you go in through the front door like a normal house. At WDW you enter below the house and the foyer is there for some retarded reason. Another reason the Florida mansion is inferior to Disneyland kino

at disneyland the entrance is through the front door (past the white columns) at MK the front door (center of the mansion, directly underneath the weather vein) is just for show, you enter in through the "servants entrance" which is around the left-hand side of the building

DL: Bottom right, that one area to the right of the pillars next to the lamppost.
WDW: Off to the bottom left

disney world is like a small town. they literally have their own fire department and their own cops and medical services.
it is not just a theme park, they have enough land to build a small city.
they even have street roads named after cartoon characters. the land is so big you cant walk from park to park, you need a car or a bus. there is a lot of forest and a lot of lakes between parks

Disneyland is better aesthetics. Creepy southern plantation mansion > some boring brick east coast mansion thing.

had to unfollow them in 2016, wouldn't shut up about Trump. just talk about rides you fat faggots, nobody gives a shit about your political opinions.

Lmai sure user. Youre probably that same guy who posted that he got cucked at disney world a little bit ago. So you are for some reason super salty at the park

Wrong, but I find it pathetic to see a bunch of adults here fawning over the most overrated experience in the entire country as if it's some great way to spend your time. For the amount of money a disney vacation costs, there's thousands upon thousands of better things you could do for a fraction of the price in travel / lodging.

Dutch Wonderland?

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if I ever go back to World I don't even feel like going on any of the rides. My favorite times over there were just hanging out and walking around Epcot and Animal Kingdom. I just kinda like the atmosphere, though it would be great if it was less crowded. Is that weird?

>For the amount of money a disney vacation costs, there's thousands upon thousands of better things you could do for a fraction of the price in travel / lodging.

serious non sarcastic non arguing question

name 10. name 10 better vacations. i wanna know

>everyday

>be on vacation in Epcot
>see Arya Stark gliding through World Showcase
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her past Canada
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for an ADR?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go to Le Cellier Steakhouse
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN CANUK! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF GRAVY CHIPS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>I'm late for my Soarin' Fastpass

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Seeing as I'm planning on doing just that for the Galaxy's Edge opening, I can't give you too much of a hard time on that. I'm a bit of a sucker for comfy atmospheres as well.

DLR-exclusive kino:
>Mr. Toad
>Snow White
>Original Pirates
>Matterhorn
>New Orleans Square
>Club 33
>Indiana Jones Ride
>Cars Ride
>Alice in wonderland ride
>Pinnochio Ride
>Storybook Canal boats
>Casey Jr. Train
>Roger Rabbit ride

WDW-exclusive kino:
>Comfy country Bears
>Better Splash
>Spaceship Earth
>Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse
>Adventureland is top notch
>Some Epcot shit if you want to get drunk in 100+ degree weather

How will Disney World cucks ever recover?

Is this her?

Yup, I have more.

World has club 33

In the NE is Hershey Park the best or is it Darien Lake?

Definitely her best video.

Obviously because Kong and Ghostbusters were there when they built it, there was even part of a set that was used for an actual movie (OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE starring Bette Midler). I fucking hate how zoomers take everything at face value.

No it does not

post

please post

I feel like this applies to every single podcast I've ever tried to listen to. There was a college football podcast I listened to where they'd go off on a political tangent. It was retarded considering they celebrate the pageantry of college football and the tailgating frat bros and yokels that enjoy it while at the same time despising everything about those people and the entire American south.

Why cant the retarded faggots that make podcasts just stick to their own topic?

Took me 1 sec to google that it does

Do any of you faggots want to hear my autistic theory of how Pirates (at least its original incarnation) was Disney’s version of Dante’ Inferno?

Is it feasible to have casual encounters with women at Disney World?

yes

I'd love to check that place out sometime, gonna wait to see what people think of it though. Seems really fucking ambitious so I'm a bit skeptical still. Also hope they have a cap on the number of people allowed cause otherwise it's gonna be like sardines thanks to the hype surrounding the place

Step aside and show some fucking respect.

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start talkin

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fuck I can't believe I spent this get talking about theme parks

Depends on what you like. Ski resorts in winter, taking your family out to Utah or Colorado (assuming they know how to ski / snowboard), still expensive, but cheaper than disney to ski for a week on multiple mountains / resorts.
San Diego, tons of things to do there, the zoo, museums.
NYC - another place with a shit load of stuff to do and see if you're not from there, Philadelphia close by, great place to take your family to see the history of the city, founding fathers, independence hall, liberty bell, etc. The same applies to Boston, there's tons of history in that city. All of it a better experience than a fucking jew theme park.

Yellowstone - It's incredible, beautiful and filled with hiking trails, nature to see, etc. I'd rather go back to Yellowstone again then ever set foot in Disney.

Utah / Colorado, tons of national parks to visit (Bryce Canyon, Canyonlands, Zion, sand dunes in colorado)

Oregon / Washington - beauty of the PNW, mountains, volcanoes, national parks, hiking, sailing, tons of outdoors shit to do.

Shit load of places to travel to internationally in Europe, for a relatively reasonable price but maybe more expensive than Disney depending on how long you go / stay.

Hawaii - the big Island is fucking beautiful. The price of a hawaiian vacation is similar to disney.

British Virgin Islands / west indies in general - beautiful small Islands, you can spend a week there and go diving, island hopping on a catamaran, beautiful beaches that aren't overcrowded, etc.

just a few places I've been on vacation to, but there's so much more I've never seen and never will and I'll go there before I ever go to fucking disney ever again.

I mean seriously, it depends on what kind of vacation you're talking about. Disney is the most overrated experience, and most people only have enough money for 1 vacation a year, if that for many families, and they still choose to go to fucking disney when there's so much more to do in this country alone.

I’ll try to make this quick, phoneposting so it’s not conducive to long posts.

Let’s begin..

>“Midway through the journey of our life I found myself in the dark wood, for the straight and true had been lost”
-canto 1

You literally begin the ride in a dark forest (pic related)

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Willing to admit that Snow White is something I don't mind coming back to. There's just something comfy about it that I can't explain.

My favorite Disney story

These guys urbexed horizons before it was even a thing to urbex shit

youtu.be/Rfh7A0lH1ac

mesaverdetimes.blogspot.com/2019/01/and-then-film.html?m=1

Haunted Mansion. That was fucking easy.

They're using a reservation system to limit how many people get in and for how long. Hotel guests get first dibs, and I'm seeing stuff saying four hour windows on those reservations.

>Casey Jr Train is an "exclusive kino"
>But Flight of Passage isnt

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Let's go down this rabbit hole

The only good podcasts are the ones that are basically audiobooks. Fuck the lazy talk show bullshit

Tell me more of this so called college program.

Dante and Virgil descend into the earth before coming to the entrance of hell, over which a sign with skulls reads “abandoned all hope he who enter here

In the ride, we see a skull which tells us that “dead men tell no tales”—ironic considering in both Dante and the ride dead men will tell us tales of how they came to be damned. Then we are plunged literally downward into the earth paralleling the descent Dante and Virgil take

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where’s that user with the lewd Jen Tracker photos

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>How will Disney World cucks ever recover?
By going to Animal Kingdom or Hollywood Studios.

Dante and Virgil come to a “deep fetid valley” where the bones of the dead are scattered all around in an allusion to Ezekiel.

In PotC riders also come across their own valley of bones and here they see some of the sins by which these particular souls have been damned, namely, wrath and greed

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>4 months of nonstop labor working at Disney World
>Live in comfy employee housing with fellow college program kids
>Free entry to all of the parks on your downtime and discounts on all merchandise/some food
>All of the cast members fuck each other like their lives depended on it.

It's basically kino. A lot of work (I was working 60~ hours a week) but the time off is so insanely enjoyable that I recommend it to everyone. Every Disney fan who is eligible owes it to themselves to do. It's literally like living in Disney World

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A Darien Lake season pass costs less than two tickets. If you plan on going there twice it's worth it. I live thirty minutes away and have never had a season pass in my life because there is barely a reason to go there once a year, much less more than once.

What's the requirement? How do I do this?

>Yea Forums - Television & Film

>Darien lake

I used to live in Rochester, I haven't heard this name in like almost 2 decades... brings me back. It was a pretty comfy small theme park, used to go there all the time. Viper, the superman ride, and that wooden roller coaster were all excellent.

Eventually we find our way to the haunted treasure room, and it’s here where we see the first result of the sin of greed (there is another towards the end of the ride), where in a skeleton of a pirate is left clutching his treasure, but he has been damned to death surrounded by it, this echoes Dante’s penchant for punishment of the souls in hell to be cursed with that which they loved most. This pirate is doomed to be surrounded by treasure which is ultimately worth nothing in the cave

Well six flags great adventure isn't that far away from those 2 all things considered, but I've never been to either of those so I can't fairly compare.

shutup fag

Fuck me you did a great job fine tuning this pasta to fit the thread. I'll buy you a round of Le Fin du Monde in Canada.

See

Great adventure is teeming with undesirable minorities.
>t. New Jersey

I can answer any questions you might have about it btw. Ill gladly do some shilling if it means more people get to experience the program

Currently enrolled in college or less than a year out of college. And that's pretty much it assuming your grades are at least okay. They aren't picky about who is eligible, however the interviewing process can be intense because they want to make sure everyone they hire is Disney ready, as you might imagine.
I don't know the application process by heart, because they came to my school personally to recruit, but I know it's possible to apply online and do a phone interview. Check our the website. I'm sure it's relatively straight forward.

In the circle of lust, we come across Paolo and Francesca, who are suffering their eternal torment as they are tied together and whipped violently in a whirlwind, crashing with all other lustful as they allowed the tulmut of their lustful desires overtake their reason and duty to marriage and chastity.

In the ride, we find woman and men constantly circling each other, with the man (presumably) trying to get the woman. The punishment is reflected in the sin, as the man and woman will forever be damned to allowing their lustful ways to lead them to nothingness

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Visited that place a few years ago. Felt like I was in a ghetto. What's up with that?

well you're not wrong, I'm t. NJ Barbosa too. If you go near the end of the season when it starts getting colder there's way less people and it's way more enjoyable. Or at least it used to be, haven't been back in years.

HERE YOU GO
MOTHERFUCKER

That's bullshit, everyone knows tajikistan is a iranian country

The city of dis is a directly referenced by the burning town towards the end of the ride. In both we come to a scene of self-induced destruction. The pirates, in their sin, have happily set fire to their own town, and are oblivious to the damnation of which they are now eternally bound. Another theme is echoed here—that of sinners blissfully heading to damnation with little regard for their souls.

It’s also here where we see sins of gluttony and greed get their subtle punishment, with drunkards literally lying with pigs in the “muddy slush” that Dantès souls are also damned to crawl in forever.

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Cerberus, the three headed dog who guards the third circle in Dante, also makes an appearance. While disney’s Dog lacks three heads, he still holds the keys to the pirates freedom, and since they will never convince the dog to give them the keys, they are doomed to rot away in the prison. Thus, our dog/Cerberus in the ride fulfills the same function as a guardian of hell keeping damned souls in.

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Club 33 anywhere besides old Disneyland is a glorified DVC lounge. Even the corporate lounges at Epcot are nicer/more exclusive. The "legend" of Club 33 is what killed it, it's not even secret anymore.

Finally we make our way to the final scene of the ride, where two drunken camps of pirates are eternally shooting at each other in an echo of the circle of wrath, where the souls of the wrathful are doomed to forever fight and tear each other apart.

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>Golden Oak vacation home > D33 membership
Get wrecked poorfag

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In the very final scene of the original we come across two pirates trying to push chests full of treasure up a dark hill. They will never do it, of course, as this is a direct reference to Dantès punishment for the greedy, wherein they are eternally doomed to push a bag of their wealth up a hill only for it to roll back down forever.

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It's a shame about the Harry Potter part. Duelling Dragons used to be nicely hidden with 20-40 minute queue when everything else was 3+ hours.

Six flags MA is closer to me but it's too crowded.

Because another capeshit thread would be so much better!

This is the quick overview. Like I said, this reading is only legit if you look at the original ride as it was designed. The current iterations of the ride have become cucked with the inclusion of Movie tie-ins and the removal of the slave auction scene, men chasing women scene, and the final scene of pirates pushing loot up a hill. Marc Davis—the primary character designer for the ride—said that the ride was in fact a morality play. Maybe I’ll do some side by side comparisons of images when I get in front of my computer.

There are other subtle hints, such as the fact that we are literally on a river of death throughout the entire ride, echoing the rivers of hell in cocytus and Styx

>Last thread reached post limit
>this thread approaching post limit soon
>Good quality posts, bantz, memes and pictures
But please, let's not discuss themed entertainment pioneered by the most iconic movie mogul of the 20th century and replace it with another ass shot of Arya "Quasi" Stark.

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Can we please make themepark generals a mainstay?

didn’t know she had some tiddies on her

Public reservations for west coast Galaxy's Edge start on May 2nd

No. Fuck generals. Go make yourself a discord or something.

I can explain why,
at disney world the rides are only half of the vacation. the architecture in the parks are a big part of why people love the parks, you are transported to a magical place. to a new world. the Magic kingdom castle, the tree of life at animal kingdom, the giant done at epcot.
all these things matter. the rides are not the only reason. the themeing is one of the big reasons people pay so much.
there is no other park in the world that comes close in themeing and attention to detail

people also love disney because they dont need to drive and dont need to worry about anything
once you are in disney property you dont worry about driving, about getting gas, about crime, about getting lost,
disney has restaurants, they have day care for children

then the hotels are great and then the staff is friendly and helpful, disney workers are extra nice.

its the whole package. you wouldnt undersatnd.

big tits and warm friendly personality
literally the perfect wife. fuck....

as a regular /trek/ poster, let's do neither

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Fuck you too

Hershey had it's heyday in the 90s but it's still good
Knoebel's is a comfy park but it's aged poorly. Still worth a visit if you're in the area, there is some surprisingly good coasters there.
Great Adventure is a must if you're anywhere in the region obvi
if you can make it out to Cedar Point it is totally worth it
fuck dinky ass Dorney Park man
Wildwater kingdom is tits tho

I bought weed off a taxi driver outside of cabana bay at universal orlando. 10/10 would do it again

Maybe we can get nipmoot to make a /tp/ board. We could also probably host an eternal /tpg/ on /trv/

everyone in here has been a true gentleman and we have had the comfiest thread ive ever seen lately.
people complaining are literally capefags holy shit

>warm friendly personality
I dunno, she seems like a bitch and interrupts Tim constantly which just makes her hotter

discords are for trannies
a lot of movies and tv shows are filmed at the parks. universal studios actually does have soundstages for actual filming of movies and shows

The issue is /trv/ is too slow

compared to most women. shes an angel

I'm not against park threads, just generals. They always devolve into reposts, shitty memes, and circlejerking. Take that faggotry to discord.

KNOTT'S BERRY FARM MASTER RACE REPORTING IN

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This. The club 33 at WDW is literally (((their))) way to capitalize on the original speakeasy which Walt make so exclusive and which has given it its elevated stature in Disney mythology. The “club 33 experience” at WDW is a fucking lie

Naa, we just need to educate the jannies that Walt built Disneyland using television and it was designed by Hollywood set designers, not architects

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post purple wall thots

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Implying you have the 3 years of membership at 50k per year to know

>Grew up in max comfy 90’s Knotts
>Remember kingdom of the dinosaurs
>Remember knotts scary farm before it became a literal meme and was legitimately terrifying
>Remember the old camp snoopy
>Remember box car derby
>Cedar Fair buys knotts
>It becomes LOLMOARCOASTERS—the park

What’s even worse is my next door neighbor literally was the manager cedar fair brought in to oversee the transition of knotts from a family regional park into the generic coaster park it’s become. The only good thing was I got to go whenever I wanted because me and his son became pretty good friends

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I don’t but I know a few people who are members and go a few times each year. Regardless, the unique thing about Club 33 was its exclusivity and commitment which Walt had in maintaining its secrecy because he didn’t want alcohol available to guests on the whole for fear it would ruin the family atmosphere he was going for. He was too good for this world

heres how we fix it
find a movie that was filmed IN disney world, in the actual park, and then we do a general about "That Movie"

Saving Mr. Banks general
for example,

Who /planetcoaster/ here?

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That's already ruined with Downtown Disney. I get get hammered at any of the half dozen bars there and stumble my drunk ass in and ride Mr. Toad to my heart's content

the two pirates/skeletons at the end were only added in the 90's so "original" isn't exactly the right term

based jannies desu. these threads are far superior

>Her smile and optimism: gone
Reminder that the real victims of feminists are actual women

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>remembering the heads showcased in that World of Color PoTC preview

Truly happier times

Neither is the whole seven sin theory, which is probably even older than me. Funny enough, only six of the sins were showcased in the original; we didn't get gluttony until they got rid of the naked girl in the barrel during the first PC change back in the mid 90s

How is Epcot? Is it multicultural or (((multicultural)))?

She’s way older than she wants us to think she is

crowds were a massive problem in orlando this year. i went opening friday and left after an hour because it was unbearable.

it got much better later into the event though

>Velcome to Norvay, user. Do you vant a hug?

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>slow
>an issue
Fuck off newfags cancer Jesus fucking christ I'm going to slit your throat

/vr/ is slow but has an active community
/trv/ is low traffic

Has Yea Forums been on palace.network?

>tfw 2poor for tickets so I have to wander around a Minecraft recreation of Disney/Universal

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Based off topic manchildren

We could talk about them shoehorning Marvel movies into the parks if you want

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Nah I'll just filter this garbage and report it or spam it with child porn once in a while

>sees thread he doesn't like
>posts in it

>gets “anxiety” in crowded places
>fur mama
>no kids
She’s your gross typical modern womyn

No you won't pussy

Yeah, Lets talk about the rape of the twilight zone ride by making it guardians of the galaxy

Did they actually get rid of tower of terror?

They got called out for being huge potheads last year by some friends they pissed off so they've been pushing the "anxiety" line a lot

>people are enjoying themselves talking about a park

>retarded brainlet faggot wants to post child porn because he doesnt like the thread

Marvel fans truly are dog shit

it might be worth a trip just for a hug

Yeah, this is a fantastic watch. Loved Horizons.

Only happened to the inferior clone of the ride in California

The original Tower of Terror is still very much alive and definitely not going to change.

Gib server IP air world file

written by a supreme autist

the new york is supposed to represent a stylized hollywood-esque new york, not literally new york

I wish I was financially independent and lived close enough to visit Disneyland/WDW/Magic Kingdom on the regular.
I don't even know the difference between them though I can say I've been to both Disneyland and Magic Kingdom respectively (1992/1996-ish?), since I remember being to at least two different Haunted Mansions.

Anyway, anyone remember Evermore park that was advertised a while back? Apparently it opened last year.
But it looks unfinished and underwhelming.
youtube.com/watch?v=giKghiMc5Jo
youtube.com/watch?v=-GgyoaSNkLY

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Yeah. They made it all colorful and added rocket racoon to the queue line

I brought my pot head friends from out of state there last year and we were high from edibles the entire time. It honestly made the rides less thrilling imo.

...

Im admittedly biased because its so close by, but I think Knobels aged like fine wine. The free parking/admission ala carte ride pricing is a blessing now that im older. I can take a date there and get some food and ride a few coasters and its like $25 for both of us. Big admission based parks always feel like a forced march to get your moneys worth.

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user.....user...I.... i dont know how to tell you this....
The orlando tower..... user...

I live near there too. Want to plan a meetup sometime this summer?

I hate those things on job applications. I can’t tell if I should lie to look better or if they’ll be able to smell that if I just put 10 on everything as if i’m A super cooperative drone. I just put the truth (that i’m Cooperative to a degree but will question some things), but I never know what’s right.

Is untouched.

Anyway, where is the new thread?

How do you feel about their recent efforts to upgrade Ghost Town and putting an actual Bigfoot into Bigfoot Rapids?

The last time I went to Epcot I ate at the french restaurant. The waiter had a thick French accent the entire meal. After the meal I got up to use the restroom and I walked past a waiter. I said "excuse me" as I slipped past him and he responded "oh, sorry about that." Upon hearing the voice I looked back and realized it was my waiter. He had no accent when he just said that. The French accent had been an act; he was hamming it up for the customers. I guess it's to be expected; everyone learns English at a young age these days. It still broke the illusion though.

Nice. Source?

We'll have to be careful

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Not.....for...long...

I saw some shit about it on twitter late last year

Back in 2016 Jon Storbeck became the new vice president and general manager of Knott’s Berry Farm and was previously vice president of hotels and Downtown Disney at the Disneyland Resort.

They refurbished Calico Mine Ride and the Timber Mountain Log Ride my 2 fav rides at the park. Also, opening this year will be Calico River Rapids which they are adding over 20 animatronics and a Big Foot. They plan on bringing more dark rides over the next few years and will mostly likely close Iron Reef and reopen Kingdom. I was never a fan of the Soap Box Racers and Camp Snoopy is almost the exact same as it was in the 90s

I like new Boardwalk expect for Coast Rider. The only part of Knott's I've always hated was Fiesta Village. Other than Jaguar and M Revenge, it's nothing but cheap flat rides.

Hey at least you got in free. I wish my neighbor was the general manager for Disneyland

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The whole back of the park is themed around the Old West so we can count it.

Time share scheme

It's not that its broken in a hard way, but it KEEPS breaking and is too much effort to fix every time. I got to go before they made the decision to just never fix it again.

It was legitimately scary to see and experience.

I've been to all of the Disney parks in Orlando and Dollywood(I live close, grew up going there)

The Hollywood studios or w/e they are called now is maybe the funnest Disney park for adults looking for rides.

Animal Kingdom is a glorified zoo, but Everest has some of the best theme work in the line that I've ever seen. I love it.

Magic Kingdom is fun, it's what you expect. Long lines for short rides, all the "classic" disney stuff.

Epcot is good if you have an extra day, I don't think I would ever set out to specifically experience Epcot on its own. The world locations are really cool, but once youve done that theres not much else. Split your day between Epcot and Animal Kingdom with AK in the morning and Epcot in the evening.

If you ever are in East TN, Dollywood is really fun. It has a lot of roller coasters and water rides. Its nestled in the mountains, so everywhere you look there is gorgeous greenery everywhere. It definitely pokes fun at itself for being hillbilly and that is part of the fun.

>these elaborate parks owned by entertainment companies where almost every part is based on a tv show or film isn’t related to tv and film.

Thanks for sharing, user.

I always thought the idea of a mini-park with an elaborate storyline and unironically LARPing elements would be kino. Glad to see someone do this. I might have to visit

There is literally no ride anywhere that REQUIRES 4 people to ride. I think this is bait but if it isn’t you are just the most gullible retarded loser in whole world.

They hire Samoans to dispense the frozen fruity island drinks around EPCOT. In Magic Kingdom the chicken & waffle place is run entirely by negroes dressed as Colonial times ala slaves. They all speak French to each other so they're all grouped at the same job. They're quite happy and well paid. They're dressed like slaves and they feed you fried chicken and waffles.

Those are just Haitian immigrants, Florida has a lot of them

Yes but they put them all in the same location, serving fried chicken & waffles to people "because" they all speak French. Clearly it's because they're ultra-darkies dressed as slaves serving chicken and waffles too. Shit comes out so John Blaze.

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It's great.