Dex's Diner

Dex's Diner

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There is litterally nothing wrong with this. Faggots forget Coruscant actually has streets and markets on it. Plus if some mouth breathing faggots says "Reee Cities dont have restaurants" yes they do retards. You country side homeschool inbreds would know that because you lived in the same state and town for 20+ years.

And to all you retards that want to use real life wars on Star Wars, you are 1000x more retarded because what fuck does reallife war have to do with star wars history? Different galaxy with droids, space ships and Space Ninjas and Samurai. Keep your head canon to yourself.

Don't get it. I thought he was a lumberjack?

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Formerly Bob's

I was just thinking how stup I'd this shut was. A cup of joe? Really? They have coffee in starwars?

I like the idea of a scummy side of Coruscant, and a 50's style diner is both out of place and possibly futuristic (i.e. a long time ago). Trouble is that looks far, far too obviously like CGI. Considering Jurassic Park came out a decade earlier you'd think they'd be able to get a more realistic effect.

based schizoid user

Home - at least it was before I fucked everything up.

cities don't have restaurants though. name ONE city with a restaurant.

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why not? you think our vegetables can only be found in one galaxy?

Best hub world in a Lego game. Fuck Mos Eisley

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Still better than Disney Wars.

it was a model and jurassic park look good because thz trex was mostly at night and raining

formerly chuck's

Kys

Prequels were pure dogshit. Anyone that says otherwise is baiting or a literal moron.

>"Reee Cities dont have restaurants" yes they do

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Formerly the Siner.

Anyone have that picture of toilet Anakin?

suck my dickc

>coffee beans are a vegetable
fruit axooally

>cities have restaurants
bullshit, this doesn't happen

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Comfy

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Dex's contribution to the plot could have been handled 500 other ways, anyone of them more canon friendly and far less campy. George was acting like he was literally drunk on power while he greenlit all this cartoony garbage.

Absolutely based

>cities have restaurants
I think you've been watching too much cartoons, user. This literally never happens IRL.

HOW CAN THERE BE A 50'S THEMED DINER IF THE 50'S NEVER HAPPENED IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE?!

Kino but Gus's Galaxy Grill is kinoer

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WANNA CUP OF JAWA JUICE?

New York City, you fucking mouth breathing mong.

Not nearly as comfy as your mother's pusy.

>IF THE 50'S NEVER HAPPENED IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE?!
You don't know that
>Gus's Galaxy Grill
I don't get it

That better be Jawa cum or I'm spitting that shit right into Obi's fucking face.

Cool concept. 50s era style diner just ties in with Lucas and his connection to hot rods.

I think it should have been done more in a nighthawks style but I appreciated the aesthetic, as did my grandfather who grew up in the era and hates Sci fi.

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Space balls pleb. With the millennium falcon in the parking lot with lone Starrs winnebago.

ripoff

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>76
I don't get that one either

people act like the only problem is the bad CGI but yeah this is it. it's like the scene is from an entirely different film franchise

this'd've made a good setting in Farscape

>tfw ywn have a Happy Dex to eat
Why are we here?

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Formerly save yourself

Loos like we know where inherited your penchant for massive faggotry

Sneed

cringe and completely out of space for the setting

We do know that. It says it in the opening crawl.
>Long ago, in a galaxy far far away

force protect me, I want to slap that robot's ass

Is the casino in TLJ okay too?

fuck off

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>cities have restaraunts
user....we like to mess around here but you need a reality check

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What do you think these two are talking about?

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based and redpilled

Taxes

Dex's Wine and Dine (Formerly Sheldon's)

>cities have restaurants

t. Backwoods inbred trailer park hick. I'm in Brooklyn and there's not one fucking restaurant within 80 miles of here.

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I completely agree with you, man.

Where do you go to eat then huh

its not fucking cgi you dumb rlmdrones
mustafar, utapau, dex's diner.. even kamino and geonosis was mostly model work that was blended with cgi.
you literally can't tell what was real or not. that's good effect work.

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>a shitty old-timey restaurant owned by a fat, blubbering alien who keeps dropping his pants is considered good writing by prequelfags
Hahaha

Bob's Buner?

I thought that was from the clone wars cartoon what the fuck.

Dex really hooked it up with the death sticks

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No

Home, at least it was before I fucked everythang up.

>Dex's Diner
I'm italian and I'm offended by the fact that Dex looks like a filthy, greasy humanoid alien

also I'm tirggered by futurama

but that diner was comfy as fucc, 80s Bar from BTTF PtII was more cringy

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Boston.

That was a bar, you fucking pleb

why'd he have to go to some random character to find out the information on Kamino may have been erased intentionally

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?

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Formerly Sneev's

I hope Disney World recreates this and a Sarlacc BBQ Pit restaurant next door.

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Heh heh... WISDOM

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>also I'm tirggered by futurama
Based Groening

nice troll fag
everyone knows cities do not have restaurants

>George makes a reference to American Graffiti
>REEEEE WHY IS THERE A 50'S DINER IN MY MAGIC WIZARDS WITH LASER SWORDS MOVIE, THIS IS UNREALISTIC

Dex's Diner looks like something you'd run into in Fallout looking for random foodstuffs and Nuka cola bottles.

I get the aesthetic Georgie was going for, it just doesn't fuckin' fit Star Wars and never will.

>80s Bar from BTTF PtII was more cringy

You can't be serious. That place being shitty was the point, a point that was vocally explained by a character.

>tfw mom lied
>tfw there's a chilli's downtown

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I unironically don't understand why Plinket constantly calls Dexter Jexster a racist. What ethnic stereptype am I missing?

Like.. I get Waddo, the banking clan, the jap alien in RoTJ.

How did they know what a menu was?

YO DEX, STOP LEAVING THESE SEVERED PADAWAN FEET AROUND THE PRECINCT

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>Raise the minimum wage
>Waitress jobs get replaced with robots
>Social unrest creates a dictatorship
Great socioeconomic criticism there, these movies are a gem

EPIC WIN

>star wars
>realistic

They literally call carpets carpets in SW

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>Cities have restaurants.
user, go outside. Just once in your life. Please. Life isn't like in your silent movies. JFC

"Fuck Chancellor Drumpf!"

nice

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based

Was Leia the real world equivalent to a racist? Its even weirder that Han, Chewie and Luke don't really seem to care about it almost as if its a normal to spout racial slurs

>Faggots forget Coruscant actually has streets and markets on it
Why is one of them themed after our 50s?

That's the Krusty Krab.

You don't know for sure that Earth and "our 50s" even existed in the Star Wars universe. It could have been based off an alien culture or any number of explanations.

at medical food dispensaries which are completely different

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I think Nerf Herder is just another term for Nigger. She didn't even trust Lando.

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>you can't be sure of shit the creators never thought about before pushing said shit on the final draft so................

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