The Expendables 2035 reboot

>The Expendables 2035 reboot
>Starring action stars that make zoomers nostalgic
cast it

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Are there even action starts anymore? Seems like Hollywood is still clinging on to the oldies and people like Tom Cruise to keep making action kino. Do zoomers even have a Jason Statham?

>Do zoomers even have a Jason Statham?
I guess they could have Statham fill Stallones older leader role

that sort of toxic masculinity doesn't exist in the future

The male Avengers and the Rock

Modern films almost stopped relying on star power to promote them. new actors are all expendable and actually kind of look the same.

Once in a while you'll get someone who public loves for their personal story, but fuck, i'm not going to go see amovie for a chris pratt, while i would've gone to see a movie for Robin Williams.

Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Gosling, James McAvoy and Oscar Isaac.

Emilia Clarke
Drake Bell
Chris Hemsworth
Dwayne Johnson
Daisy Ridley
Brie Larson
Zac Efron

>Modern films almost stopped relying on star power to promote them
excuse me user, don't mind me

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Hemsworth, Evans and Shaw are unironically decent action actors. Watch the behind the scenes footage of Winter Soldier and Blackhat, they did a huge amount of stunts themselves and they are pretty gud at it too.

I could dig a Hemsworth and Evans collab in a cheesy action flick, but I get the feeling they won't continue to juice when their MCU stint is over

>Are there even action starts anymore?
Dwayne 'Litty' Johnson

I fucking love Commandos

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Damn, I forgot about him. I guess it's up to the WWE lads like John Cena and Dwayne to save action films.

Ah yes, the world famous literally who!

I liked Cena in Psych

Gay game

The Rock
John Cena
Batista
Not bad

Why was this trilogy so good?

Conor McGregor fulfills the Randy Couture MMA role

It's pretty self evident.

Do I need to be a connoisseur of campy action flicks to understand these or is it enough to have a cursory knowledge of them

This, also John Cena and the Paul brothers

You'll grasp it pretty easily but if you're not a real action film fan then you might not even enjoy them to begin with

I do like action, I just never get around to watching them

>The male Avengers
Maybe Thor. Captain America is a total fucking pussy faggot. Strange that the Scandinavian is cucking the American this time.

>Paul Brothers
unironically. no matter what is said about them, it's undeniable that they demand the attention of everyone in the room. They aren't easily ignored and they know it and use it.

Maybe if mcgregor was any good.

>implying the Pauls won't be dead in 5 years

>gushing over logan paul
lol faggot

Reb Brown as an old but lethal barbarian/mercenary/alien fighting bastard against everybody else.

John Cena
Dwayne Johnson
Chris Pratt
Maybe the guy who plays Thor or Captain America
Maybe Hiddleston and Cumberbatch

Hemsworth
Dwayne Johnson
Henry Cavill
Chris Pratt
Connor Mcgregor
Kit Harrington

Kino, based. But instead of random soldiers they are all superheroes.

Should’ve put Idris Elba in there, although he’d probably be the villain of the film, either way this is the most memeable film. Has capeshit and GOT fags

Vin Diesel
Keanu Reeves
Gerard Butler
Orlando Bloom
Hugh Jackman
Scott Adkins
Dominic Purcell
Wentworth Miller
Jason Momoa
Eric Bana
Josh Hartnett
Colin Farrell
Mark Wahlberg

Donnie Yen
Lee Byung Hun

Tyrese Gibson
Ving Rhames
Idris Elba

Sam Worthington
Jai Courtney
Shia LaDouche

mostly of those are in age to already play in expendables movie.

Her non-Marvel movie bombed and was panned.

remove vin diesel, reeves, butler, jackman, donnie, gibson

She literally has an Oscar.