Oh shit, i'm sorry

oh shit, i'm sorry

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I’m gay.

I'm gay.

Sorry for wha?

i'm straight btw, i don't know if that matters

ur walkin in the store and this dude "HMMM"s at u
wat do?

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Tell him how I sometimes rip the skin

This story you're telling me.. it's macabre!

Oh shit, I’m cia

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BASED

Sorry for what?

Any other straight guys occasionally get tricked into rubbing dicks with another guy?

>Jamie pull that up

Where can I find the full porn video? Can't find it anywhere.

Pls respond

FYI that the plot for the porno movie that this scene is from is that the bald guy is actually a serial kidnapper/rapist with his brother/friend and that they kidnap red shirt guy and some other twink and lock them in a basement where they're abused as sex slaves. Red shirt and twink team up and escape, and live happily ever after as gays.

It’s not trickery it’s just bros being bros haha

all the time

>kino that women will never understand

i can't believe this story you're telling me, it's macabre

youtube.com/watch?v=nkJ8BzbCspI

>youtube.com/watch?v=OQmHxEGA0Ik
Any kinos for this feel?

Kino

If I pulled on it, would it get bigger?

>4;20
>"fuck that noise!"
Isn't this supposed to be a redneck? Why is he talking like some hippie?

For you.

you've got two seconds to explain what you're doing on my property

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Does anyone know if he’s still alive?

All faggots should be humanely euthanized

Beautiful. Pure kino.

POWERSTANCE

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Younger rednecks can talk like that too.
t. toothless hillbilly

have ding dong diddly sex, incel.

He's retired, last film was 2006

>sometimes, the fire rises so high, i burn the skin

based

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I know only what I've read on this website so take it with a grain of salt but supposedly yes, he is alive but he stays away from the internet because he doesn't like his maymays. he's like 60 years old now

>no one posted it yet
Yea Forums a shit
youtube.com/watch?v=WX8ZeZJqOE0

10/10

...

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Imagine being 60 and trying to make a FB account and the second you do 50,000 kids send you screenshots of some porno you were in 30 years ago.

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the plane crashes when there's big guys on it

based truth

>no one posted the definitive edition yet

youtube.com/watch?v=86HpGTfPzf8

>FUCKING SLAVES! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!

This is the only reason to come into these threads.

The bald guy is also a HIV+ and does sex scenes where he infects other gays.

anyone else walk in on their family member looking at porn? i walked in on my dad looking at bdsm stuff. some chick being choked. It took him a full minute to realize I was standing behind him. he scrambled like a cartoon character to hide it once he noticed me.

Why did you stand there for a full minute just watching him?

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>anyone else walk in on their family member looking at porn?
walked in on my sister. she was unironically watching blacked

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Walked in on dad eating my stepmom out, was pretty awkard but him trying to play it out as if I hadn't seen anything was even more funny

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Based

Think I walked in on my brother beating the meat once. Didn't actually see nothing though. Guy was using redtube or some shit. Kinda long ago tho.

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my mom walked in on me playing one of those meet n fuck games on newgrounds when I was like 10

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>Meet n fuck
>10 years old

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>expecting this site to be full of normal well adjusted people

I started jerking off when I was 6 or 7

I was referring to wether or not the one I replied to was underage or not, can't remember how old those game are, doesn't feel like they're older than 8 though

I'm 21 and played them when I was around that age grandpa

>Newgrounds
Probably our age group.

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Hug him

Are they that old?
Feels weird being 30, time passes so quickly, my parents and older people weren't joking when they said that time passes quickly when you get older

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Yeah, I can feel it starting to set in when I talk to people who don't remember 9/11, or when I realize that my favorite videogame is nearing 20 years old.

The specific one I got caught watching was published in 2008 so it's 11 years old

Pretty sure, I don't think Steve ever got HIV

>My favorite game will be 30 in two years
fugg
Downloading shady torrents when I was young on limewire was the shit, too bad my sister fucked up the computer at least three times downloading music and couldn't differentiate between a mp3 file and a exe file

Yeah, my dad. I mean, not directly. There was still "plausible deniability", but I knew. I saw it. On a side note, he didn't erase his history one time and apparently my 74 year old man is into cock and ball torture. I try to ignore it cause hey, we all have our vices, but damn, man. I never expected that.

>vices
Kek

Is this music real?

Oh fuck, that was entirely an unintentional pun. Goddamnit, I didn't mean that.

Not directly but my boomer dad literally is too dumb to delete his internet history and aparently all he uses his study computer is to watch porn because when I was asked to update it and I opened the browser the whole suggestion bar and history consisted of several sites which require a subscription meanibg that my old man has been spending quite some cash on these sites.
>mfw one of these was Blacked

I did tell him about free porn years later when I told him about it but he is too boomer and is afraid of getting a virus which is why he sicks to paid sites.

>one of those was Blacked
Truly the Jewish menace knows no bounds of even generations.

youtube.com/watch?v=G3OLhH-0TcU

youtube.com/watch?v=qnc-YUfXanw

you know what you have to do user

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Now that was kino

bald guy looks like Malcom

Sorry for what? Our daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our loyal guns, flying so good and all.

I tried to make my own physical porn stash, but our family printer jammed right as my parents got home. So of course they found google image toddies stuffed in a linen closet when I tried to bolt.

>14 years old
>Sleeping over at a friends house
>About 2am, friend is asleep
>Go to bathroom
>Walk past his [single] moms bedroom, door was slightly open
>Can see TV light coming from the room and hear moaning
>Try to sneak a peak by opening the door slightly
>Door begins squeaking
>Uh oh, I'm fucked.jpg
>She says "hello?"
>I reply "sorry, I thought it was the bathroom" and close the door
>Go to bathroom
>On the way back, door is suddenly open all the way
>Can see her on the bed completely naked, touching herself with her eyes closed while a porno is playing on the TV in front of her
>Stand there for a few seconds
>She opens her eyes, looks at me, smiles and continues to rub her clit
>Rush back to my friends room

God damn, I still regret not going in there. She was like 34 at the time, and smoking hot.

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bruh...dude...

dad gave me his phone to fix some apps, he was scrobbling through 17 tabs of porn, i just closed everything and pretend i didnt see shit

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Your daddy never gave you advice?

I don't get it

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he's buff as fuck

Why the FUCK didn't you go in there?

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>It's macabre

>mfw snuck on dad's computer and found all his gay bondage porn

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>random milf started texting me nudes
>dumb 14 year old
>deleted her number
Ahhhhhhhhhhh

>fucking the hole that your friend climbed out of

Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't be able to stay hard.

bullshit but i believe it

>Rush back to my friends room

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No but I once used my dad's work laptop to look up porn while we were on vacation and cellphones weren't really capable of streaming porn yet. In retrospect, it was the stupidest thing my horny young self did to fap

Borrowed my younger brother's computer once and saw he had shadbase on his most visited sites. Just removed it and never said a word.

Kek. If youre a woman then your younger brother absolutely wants to fuck you

A vice is something you use to grip stuff like balls if you're into that.

I-I am. He wouldn't think about that. Oh god.

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Do you have a boyfriend? Please respond.

>Women on 4chin

Fortunately for me, I'm a man.

Alright, now where can I find the full porno?

youtu.be/BGitsSdHvwE

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