ENDGAME tomorrow

How hyped are you, Anons?
I'd say I'm about 7 Hulk smashes out of 10 in excitement.

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I'm not watching it

Someone post spoilers

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I'll post spoilers for you, user

Thanos: Listen lady, I do not want any trouble. I already got what I was looking for. There is no need to fight. I just want to stay here and farm. Just please leave me alone.
Captain Marvel: No need to fight? Do you know how many women are raped daily? How they're paid less than men for the SAME JOB? How they're constantly oppressed EVERY. SINGLE. DAY of their lives?
Thanos: I am not familiar with the issues of your planet.
Captain Marvel: STOP MANSPLAINING!
Iron Man: Actually the wage gap's been debunked various times already. I know I pay my female employees at the same starting rate as my male employees.
Captain America: He's right, you know. It's the law.
Captain Marvel: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUP! *turns to Thanos* DIIIIIEEEEE!
>Captain Marvel shoots various energy blasts at Thanos, which he dodges but destroy his crops
Thanos: You have destroyed my crops... So many were depending on that food...
Captain Marvel: Yeah! Get angry! Come and get me!
Ant Man: Are you guys sure she's a good guy...?
Thanos: Enough of this. I am calling the police.

checked my theaters and even the 9AM shows are full
what the fuck is wrong with people?

Already got tickets for myself and my wife's son (he's not really interested but it gives me an excuse to see a movie!!) while the other half is away at Richard's house. Simply cannot wait!

Saw it. Was kino.

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Cringe, yet redpilled

Does Thanos finally get kicked in the infinity stones?

google says 26th

You're also a 7 out of 10 in jew corporate dick ducking, faggot
Enjoy the movie, drone

im not gonna watch it in cinema.
im done with marvel.

It's gonna be sick, bros. Taking the whole squad for the opening night #litty

It's impossible to make it sound like an MCU flick without it being cringy. Lines like "you should have aimed for the head" and "what did it cost? everything" are extremely autistic. And yet memes aren't made from how bad these lines are since shills didn't approve them.

Chill babe, it's just a flick, chill.

>Ant Man: Are you guys sure she's a good guy...?
>good guy
>guy
Fucking White Male oppressing on her his male centric language. Needs to check his privileged!

You're not in the right timezone

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Captain Marvel uses the power of feminism to defeat Thanos and save all the dead superheroes.

>you should have aimed for the head
How is that autistic? Like he's sadistically taunting him.
>what did it cost? everything
That's more cliche or predictable than autistic. 'Everything' is a pretty obvious answer he'd give.

That sounds pretty based, user.

who here /midnightshowing/ tomorrow

It's laughable. Really bad dialogue.

I'm going to a morning showing desu

Why?

Literally nobody cares we /got/ now

How come Yea Forums claim to be patricians and have taste in movies and all they do is consuming and discussing capeshit and game of plebs.

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CAPTAIN MARVEL
No more misogyny, Thanos.

THANOS
What?

CAPTAIN MARVEL
I said no more misogyny. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away for a long time, they didn't go up there and tell you. I don't allow misogynistic remarks any more.

THANOS
Relax, will ya, for cryin' out... wha-what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with you.

CAPTAIN MARVEL
Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, y'know, there's a lot of people around here.

THANOS
Carol, I'm only kidding with you. We're having a fight. I mean, I just came here, I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and now you're getting fuckin' fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

CAPTAIN MARVEL
I'm sorry, too, it's okay, no problem.

THANOS
Salute. Now get into the kitchen and make me a fuckin' sandwich.

CAPTAIN MARVEL
Motherfucking grape! You, you, fucking piece of shit!

THANOS
Yeah, yeah. Come on, come on, come on!

Who was in the wrong here?

What's your favorite movie then, chunp

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Thanos splits Captain Marvel in half with his Titan penis and even though she dies, she dies knowing she gave a modicum of joy to the last of his kind. Truly she loves minorities.

I guess it would be Tarkovsky's Solaris, Mann's Heat or Leone's Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo. I'll not claim to like some pseud shit.

>Thanos: yo a needs a shit real bad bro
>Thanos: yo wtf is that my stomach *urch*
>Antman: haha take that Thanos I'm in your stomach
Winner winner chicken dinner

As long as it does not beat Avatars box office I am happy.

Avatar belongs to Disney now.

>I'll not claim to like some pseud shit.
That's pretty gay bro, watch some Czech new wave.

Watching pseud shit is gay, mate. Watching action-kino and spiritual-kino is the only way to enjoy cinema.

I fucking love the men who stare at goats. All my friends say it's shit but I don't care.

>As long as one disney product doesn't outsell another disney product I am happy.

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it's a matter of principal

I prefer the
>Owww, right in the infinity stones!
version

Please do post that one

10 reddits out of 10

This but unironically

I was invited to go see this movie with a large group of people, some I know but most I do not. Maybe I will make new friends, and I am excited for this opportunity

I don't get it. captain marvel isn't an sjw character.

3 orange slices out of 10 how that's a parties

No it isn't. That guys post was cringeworty dialog. MCU is fine.

sneed and chuck unite as one to defeat thanos

based

I'm good with waiting 6 months for the DVD, I gave up going to the cinema years ago.

>DVD
They still do those?

Weird how 90% of anons claim to not be interested yet Yea Forums will be nothing but capeshit for the next few weeks.

Total Recall

You mean the next week at most.

Yea Forums is already full of nothing but capeshit so what's the problem?

>nothing but capeshit
so endgame will have zero effect on the board lmao.

SOI

>complaining that anons will talk about a hugely popular film
im not the biggest MCU fan but Endgame is clearly Capekino, so people talking about it is no surprise. If you don't like it fuck off to r/movies and discuss boring flicks with boring plebs

CAPTAIN MARVEL

>capekino
So especially overproduced horseshit?

Holy shit user this is great.

This. I don't even have to waste my time.

>MCU
>LITTY
Hahaha...no

I'm not very excited for this movie and I'm not gonna go see it unless I'm very bored but I hope that for everyone who is it'll be everything they were hoping for and more. I know it means a lot to a lot of people and I sincerely hope that for them it'll be the great epic movie they want it to be.

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having a good day?

I'm not seeing it because Brie Larson is in it.

Today is the 22nd.

I prefer being positive over being negative whenever I can.

same. bless you, user.

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predict the RT score

You sound like a beta.

I took the no Disney pledge. Fuck little kid movies that feed the corrupting mouse.

Mid 80s.

Post spoilers if you can, also tomorrow is when China sees the film. Are you from China user?

>MCU is fine.
SHUT UP YOU DEGENERATE DISNEY SHILL
DIE ALREADY

what would you have written in the script at that point, user?

You will make new friends if you bring snacks in pouches with tape so you can all sneak it in together

man that shit doesn't work very well, does it Johnny?

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Gone find me the shitties cam rip, preferably the sandnigger one that already leaked and be done with this bullshit in however long it´ll take.
Haven´t payed the Jews ONE dime for their capeshit white-male rape-flics and not gona start now.

what's he looking for?

tomorrow night it will be the 24th

God modern comics are shit

So, Punisher is a full psychopath.