/GoT/ - Game of Thrones

What a fucking horrible start to the season. Im just gonna skip to the fight scenes from now on

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aggghhhh...

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soul vs soulless

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>Arya
God I hope not after today's episode. Good lord is that hunchback disgusting.

Dany

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No what he said was he was waiting for Arnold Freend, who was due to arrive that afternoon. This I presume is a new character we've never met before who will play an important role in the coming episodes, much like Twent E. Goodmen was in Season 5.

Returns:
Stannis

Based

It's a big Crypt.

Remember when the Kingsguard consisted of actual characters and not just background objects?

based

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Because the winterfell crypts are huge. Realistically more people would fit in the crypts than in the castle

Shansha

the night king wins because he's a greenseer and has already seen his victory. bran isn't telling anyone they're absolutely fucked because there's no point in getting everyone in a panic

reminder that he's going to take the throne

>Maybe we will die.
>Maybe we won’t die.
>Maybe I’ll die.
>Maybe you’ll die.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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This. Fucking dumb. Atleast at Helms Deep they established the massive cave system.

why didn't ramsay let him do it

someone post some good GoT memes regarding the latest episode so i can send them to my oneitis and impress her with my sense of humor

Isn't this the whole cast
You really think GoT is going to end with only 14 characters left?

No way Dany dies.
Bronn will die.

>Its an entire episode of "hey remember back in the day when you said this?"

What genius invention will he be concocting to help defeat the white walkers?

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No matter how shit it is or how many plotholes there are, the Battle for Winterfell is going to get 9.9/10 on IMDB.

>Be Dany
>think all of your family are dead
>hear the person you love is actually family
>realize you actually have family, even though you thought they were extinct
>first think comes to your mind: BUT MUH THRONE!

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>There are people ITT RIGHT NOW who claim they wouldn't go balls deep in Maisie given the chance

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>Ruthless
>Steadfast
>Morally consistent
>Sharp-minded
>Values power and strength
>Upholds tradition
This is the only man that was ever worthy to rule. Balon Greyjoey is the one true king

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Did Bran original actor died?

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I hate Arya, I hate Dany, I hate Sansa (except for her scenes with Theon which I was reminded of 1000 fold last night) and I hate all talk about females ruling. But my god you have to be a bitter piece of shit to have not liked the Brienne knighting scene. That was not typical HBO shit, I bet a million dollars that Jaime knighting her was always GRRMs plan. That felt right and natural and the Dunk and Egg references were great. And I don’t even normally like Brienne because of pic related.

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>epilogue
>fast forward 10 years
>King Jon is walking with his son in King's Landing as his son complains about his sparring partner
>"He's a Lannister, I don't want to train with a Lannister"
>Eddard Jaime Targaryen... You were named after two great lords of Westeros, one of them was a Lannister and he was... the most based man I've ever known

kino

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almost certainly dead: brienne, podrick (F), EITHER GREY WORM OR MISSANDEI, NOT BOTH, theon, beric, dolorous edd
possibly dead: jorah, gendry, burned face girl, gilly (and if she dies little sam dies too), tormund, bran

possibly safe: jaime, the hound, arya, sansa, tyrion, davos , varys
definitely safe: jon, dany, sam

will probably not die in this episode but will die by the end: cersei, either jon or dany, tyrion, jaime, the mountain, euron, whichever of grey worm or missandei does not die next week

bootiful daney

underrated

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Arya 100% confirmed to survive by having sex as she will now be pregnant and carry on the stark name

I'm ready for that ass you beatiful dutch goddess.

Someone post the "damn maisie you look so hot with your androgenous monster face" copypasta

>people getting obsessed over Show Stannis, literally an insult towards Book Stannis
This is even worse than the tumblrinas at Burlington Bar.

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How come he died falling of a bridge like a bitch then?

Imagine being Joe Dempsie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Maisie Williams, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another King's Landing whore in his dressing room.

Why? The fighting choreography and editing has been dreadful for a long time.

Post your waifu/husbando

she'll just forward them to her chad, meme cucking you. all girls do this.

Dragonglass grenades
Wildfire flamethrowers

The NW is now a defunct organization. Most of the brothers are dead at this point and assuming the walkers are defeated it really wouldn't matter anymore.

You mean to tell me two people who've known each other for a decade, since childhood in fact, have better chemistry than two people who'd never shared a scene together until 18 months and half a season ago?

Wanted to let his dogs pop the cherry

Without the wall and Edd's "Now our watch begins" line I doubt the Night's Watch is a thing anymore. I was expecting him to check to Jon if he can start banging chick again.

they used to hate each other.

i'd go balls deep in olenna even

GODS I WAS BESSIE THEN
AND HER TITS

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>he thinks he's dead

Meanwhile the baratheons are rotting in the ground when gendry bites it.

jon better name his kid based stannis the second or he's a cuck

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Helmps deep IS the cave system the fort is called the hornburg you absaloute fucking pleb. trust me mate GOT is the show for you , why dont you ask your gf to let you go down burlington bar to catch the next episdde fucking beta

Atomic bomb

How much did they pay Gendry's actor to do that scene with this goblin

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Dunk and Egg reference?

why not

kek. say what you will about the show but GoT threads are the ones i laugh hardest in

The schadenfreude I feel from her realizing that her "muh rightful throne" claim is false is too great for words to express.

bad pussy for me

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The crypts held every stark ever except for the current crop who fucked up. That's literally millions of starks. The Crypts basically go all the way down.

how did you discern that? i assume most stannisposters vastly prefer the book counterpart

Pretty sure this is going to happen

>battle breaks out
>more than half of cast gets killed, as does vast majority of army
>night King doesn't show up
>end of episode cut to night King flying to kings landing
>next episode is nk decimating kings landing with ice dragon
>takes whole population of kings landing as wight army back up north

about tree fiddy

kek

I mean

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>He did it for free
Also they actually had sex

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Alfie Allen and Sophie Turner used to hate one another?

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>ARCHER 3-2, THIS IS ARCHER 3-3. ADJUST FIRE. SHIFT WINTERFELL. DANGER CLOSE, OVER.

>THIS IS ARCHER 3-2. ADJUST FIRE, OUT.

>THREE PLATOONS. WHITE WALKERS IN THE OPEN. SOME AIRBORNE, OVER.

>WHITE WALKERS IN THE OPEN, OUT.

>SHIFT FROM WINTERFELL: EAST 500, NORTH 200, OVER.

>EAST 500, NORTH 200, OUT.

>THREE ROUNDS, HE, SHORT FUSE, OVER.

>THREE ROUNDS, HE, SHORT FUSE, OUT.

>SHOT, OVER.

>SHOT, OUT.

>SPLASH, OVER.

>SPLASH, OUT.

>EAST 100, NORTH 200, FIRE FOR EFFECT, OVER.

>EAST 100, NORTH 200, FIRE FOR EFFECT, OUT.

>EFFECT IS GOOD. LOTS OF LITTLE PIECES, OVER.

>ROGER, OUT.

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very nice, user. and based too.

thoughts?
youtube.com/watch?v=eTa1jHk1Lxc

why does the night king need to kill brando again?

>millions

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>There are people ITT RIGHT NOW who claim they wouldn't go balls deep in Maisie given the chance
There are people ITT right now who post on reddit

>your grace, I have built a contraption which will enable us to drop wildfire on the northern traitors so that we and the white walkers can be at peace

the absolute MADMAN

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fuck me

Kek

He wanted to scare Theon but not break him, not at this point at least.

Because the Night King has dementia or something about memories and forgetting stuff.

For you

wtf i love Aegon now

Just dont think about it.

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Knighting her as a “knight of the seven kingdoms” which I don’t belive has ever been said in GoT or the proper ASoIaF books. Also this makes Brienne a hedge knight because she has no lord or house to serve.

KEK

Well that's because Alfie Allen is / was a knobhead

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so they can unlock the wheel technology perk

Double Daggers forever

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>A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms
>Brienne is related to Dunk

Kino

>filename
post more

yeah it was good. it also involved almost no actual writing on D&D's part. they just let the cast do their thing.

>Millions of Starks
There'd probably be maybe a couple hundred at most.

I'm pretty sure she's sworn to Sansa, who seems to be the Lady of Winterfell.

It's true, Winterfell has been around for a LONG time and until this generation there has ALWAYS been a Stark in Winterfell

So tryion has sectrectly agreed to let cerceis child inherit the throne right? and he was the only optimistic one after speaking to bran who possibly has furturesight?

i have bad feeling the show is going to finish with arya and cercei both having babys with claims to the throne being a post credits muh game never ends sequal bait scene

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Got to admit, Jonsas were right that Theonsa scenes mimic those from Jonsa: the hug and eating soup together. Theonsa>>Jonsa, though. Alfie is a better actor and Theon is more interesting than Jon.

Check this out

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We could be here all day, user

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>Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.

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Pod version was better

every time

>hedge knight

Knight Bachelor

big if true

whoah

back in season 2 filming

Give your absolute worst but just slightly possible predictions for the rest of the season

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The Pod version of this song and Brienne getting knighted were the only good parts of the episode. Everything else was trash that could be done in 15 minutes in a normal episode.

A CUTE

>old women were young once

Olenna posting worries me, it suggests you didn't know this

There's probably some foreshadowing in them using this song, either because Jenny's witch friend is the one who predicted TPTWP OR the show is going to end on the last of them years down the line remembering everything that's happen. Also I thought Jenny died at Summerhall but I probably shouldn't think too much about a song. I like that they got Florence to sing it.

>Jamie 100% dying

I'd fucking quit this shit show

>he reads and obsesses over books written by a crack-smoking faggot instead of enjoying one of the top-rated shows of all time
Have sex

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So now that Azor Jorah is confirmed, what do you think will happen to Jon?

Holy shit, thats cool

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Still GOAT or should I say FROG (forget rest of girls)

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Aging is a terrible thing.

I liked it

Preston and his meticulously circumcised penis has plenty of sex with his lovely wife.

THE ENTIRE STORY OF THE NIGHT KINGS MOTIVATION WAS EXPLAINED BY FUCKING SAM TARLY IN A MINUTE

HE WAITED THOUSANDS OF YEARS, RAISED A FUCKING ARMY AND MULTIPLE COMMANDERS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF!!!!!

KILLING THE THREE EYED RAVEN (BRAN) SO THE RAVEN COULDN'T REMEMBER MEMORIES

WHAT SHIT FUCKING WRITING AFTER 8 YEARS THATS THE FUCKING MOTIVATION BEHIND THE NK THATS IT GODS KILL ME THIS FUCKING SECOND BEFORE I KILL MYSELF FROM THIS SHIT FUCKING STORY TELLING

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No, the first reaction was "this has to be bullshit".
I hate the fucking show, but let's not pretend taking the word of Brann and Sam makes sense. It was retarded for Sam to not take the anullment with him or to just send ravens with that info from the citadel to all the fucking country. Dany is mad, a cunt and all what you want but don't be a cunt. Now the issue is that D&D will use this for drama, instead of Dany understanding really quickly that the man she loves now has a stronger claim to the throne AND that is now an even betteroption to be marry. Their claim united is even better, but this is the same series where Gendry wasn't used to claim the storm lands and the rest of Stannis army that left, Where Sam Tarly is now the highest ranking noble of the reach, where the seconds sons remain in Essos even when they are loyal to dany, where Dragon's bay, the Reach and Dorne are all allied to Dany but somehow no one remembers that even if they can't send men they can SEND fucking FOOD. Nothing makes sense.

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Book!Stannis would kill the show version with his own hands, while telling Davos to hold his gloves, if he could. He's a disgrace.

>image
I never understood this show's obsession with Brienne exhibiting "knightly" values and such. She murdered Stannis, the rightful king of Westeros, the guy that Ned supported, out of revenge for her beloved, idiotic Renly. And in that moment she also failed to protect the Stark children because she was too busy getting revenge.

Jaime dies or Brienne dies

The other picks up Widow's Wail or Oathkeeper and dual wields them

They face the dead dragon, and use both swords to repel it's dragon ice-fire breath

This melts the swords together again and they charge the dragon with Ice Reforged

Let’s say ten thousand years. Let’s say fifty Starks per century. That’s a lot less than millions you idiot

>Arya Nude scene came seven seasons to late

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cortana looks like THAT?!

>That's literally millions of starks.

you know what's cool? BILLIONS of Starks.

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>Let’s say ten thousand years

why? It could be longer

youtube.com/watch?v=OLULoiptRlE

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Jesus christ I haven't heard this for a long time

Brienne is DEFINITELY dying

>a dozen people every 100 years for a couple thousand years
>millions

I take it counting isn't something you are good at.

Just one?

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How old are the characters currently?
Is Sansa really 12?

Where is Bronn guys

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>Jaime
>dual wielding

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This

No way they will end Jaime like this. His circle isn't complete just because he broke free from Cersei. There's no way he hasn't a bigger role to play in GRRM:s ending and Dabid will keep true to that, no matter what. Azor Jaime makes perfect sense. Him becoming the perfect knight in the end would be the perfect ending.

it only holds the lords, not his family (except lyanna because ned is a sentimental fuck). the starks have had ~500 generations only.

Arya is 18, Maisie is 22

Scale up accordingly for the others

The one on the left

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A generation is 30 years, let's assume that four Starks per generation are buried there.

30*4*10,000 = 1,200,000

Kicking ass and chewing bubblegum

The original Ice sword is is down there, who was there before the Starks?

Let’s say a hundred thousand years. That’s 50,000 Starks.

If anything, the stranger factor should pull in more chemistry. Hell, I'm even surprised gendry worked, because the actor looks 20 years older than her now.

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The mountain is a zombie.
He's going to take them on 1v1000

Gendry didn't say yes

Only those who had been a king or lord has been buried to the crypts. Ned broke the tradition when he buried Brandon and Lyanna there.

I thought it held everyone but lords only got the statues.

>No book underage sex
Boooooo

>Showbabbies keep saying Stannis isn't alive

Then explain this, retards.

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did this guy ruin the show? i seem to remember him sticking out as kinda cringe at the time

There is no original Ice sword. There's only one.

Lol.

gendry took his pantaloons off which implies consent.

Will you preorder it? Will the hype die down so much after the show that nobody will care anymore after already knowing the ending (Dany and Jon live happily ever after)?

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>denial
Jaime's plot arc culminates in him killing Cersei. Then he gets murdered by her Kingsguard or the Mountain.

lmao no, wasn't she like 15 at the start of the series? probably 19 now

She’s sworn to Sansa but she wasn’t knighted by her or anyone in her family. Just like how Dunk was a hedge knight but he served Egg for a very long time before they made anything official.

kino

Top kek

Did the Forest kids show up on the series or they are gone 4ever?

Is there a full Pod's version?

When did you realize that GoT is a comedy?

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based

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Thanks user, even as a Stannisfag I can appreciate this meme

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you should really stop trying todo math

i'll probably get more genuine enjoyment out of a chapter of TWOW than all of S8

She's got bangin tits though.

in canon are they gentically differences in intelligence between races and will this factor in to the how the ending plays out?

>did this guy ruin the show?
I think these guys ruined the show

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Bran is 3
Arya is 7
Sansa is 11
Jon and Dany are 14

I'm not giving a cent to that lazy piece of shit. Day one fucking pirate.

oh yeah
these tards will support the targs, together with the frog people

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"But Bran what if the night king decides not to go after you until after we're all dead?"

that's just not true

>“It was that white cloak that soiled me, not the other way around.”

It has been set up

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no way that's diana rigg on the left

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His character in the show has always felt comic book villain-tier. In the books he's a nutter but convincingly so. Joffrey's actor definitely did a lot better with the material given to him.

i think it's guaranteed that the books will go a different direction

he was pretty terrifying in season 3

>CGI over a bra
>Retards think her tits are actually this perky

I think its offically confirmed that white men in the show are 80 avg iq whereas women are avg 120 .

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Why don't they all just charge the Night King at the same time?

episode 1 when tyrion came out tap dancing talking about hoors and cocks

That fucking Jon's identity reveal to Dany scene was dumb as fuck. In reality, Dany would want to fuck immediately and non-stop if she learned that Jon was Rhaegar's son, considering how wet she always got at the mere thought of Rhaegar.

>Tyrion and Cersei discuss the consequences of their agreement, when suddenly an unexpected guest appears.
who is it?

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>4 episodes left
>I'd fucking quit this shit show
user pls

Gendry marries Sansa and becomes king of 7k making Arya extremely butthurt.

That ain't her on the left. Google "Diana Rigg young".

gendry is going to #metoo her ass

Add 4 years to the starting age and you are good

he had a few retarded scenes but most of his scenes with theon were fantastic

yikes

>Will you preorder it?
No, i will download it, print it in my job or just use my gf's Kindle. I will buy the books in some collection once Elio and Linda publish Dream of spring in a similar form to fire&blood becuase martin will fucking die and instead of a novel it will be some measters memories or something. I like to own books, but when they are part of a series i like them to be all from the same set.

Sucks dicks

Our younger years leave us before we can fully enjoy them, some never even do.

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no he was just another symptom of overusing characters beyond their welcome

Trying to erase the Three Eyed Raven's knowledge from the world

>I am a faggot

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

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reminder that littlefinger and stannis didn't fit in the plot this far in the story and thats why they died, whether you like it or not..

He is where D&D had to start writing new content. Notice how prior "villains" like Tywin were following a decent chain of thought to advance and protect their power? This guy is like a Saturday cartoon villain with no depth beyond doing evil shit for its own sake.

sneed

Elmo

what is their agreement?

15? Wasnt she younger than Jon, that was 14?

Such a lost oppurtunity to not have her play Yara

based

>“Lady? I’m no lady. I’m the queen.”
>“My sister will be surprised to hear that.”
>“Lord Ryman crowned me his very self.” She gave a shake of her ample hips. “I’m the queen o’ whores.”
>No, Jaime thought, my sweet sister holds that title too.”

Based

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Their retarded cousin Orson Lannister

Tywin, resurrected to bully Tyrion once again.

lads....i dont know what the fuck is wrong with me

all throughout got ive thought that arya was an ugly gremlin but after last night i suddenly have a crush on her and dream of her being my gf

fucking help me

>the things we do for love

Very good Bran, have you taken your meds today? You seem to be interrupting important meetings with irrelevant shit a lot

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>all them niggas who never watched the avengers back in the days
That's not her on the left.

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>KINO Supercut

and I PERSONALLY am one of those people
im on reddit RIGHT NOW and their is literally NOTHING you can do to stop me.

Leaked script for episode 2: YOU GUYS MEMBER ALL THAT STUFF THAT HAPPENED FOR THE PAST 7 SEASONS? MEMBER THE BATTLE OF THE BLACKWATER? MEMBER ALL THOSE CHARACTER INTERACTIONS? MEMBER ALL THAT STUFF THOSE GUYS DID? (insert Torumund joke) XDXD! MEMBER ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT DIED?

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Not really, she's a cunt

That isn't millionS.

>Joffrey's actor definitely did a lot better with the material given to him.
To be fair, even though Joffrey's actor is definitely a better actor and probably one of the best the show had, Ramsay was changed a lot from what he is in the books and turned, as you said, into a cartoon villain. He's an incompetent, sadistic buffoon in the books, not the Mary Sue 20 good men evil force he was on the show.

At the start of the show/book right?

>Stannis
>dead

KINGSLAYER, THE BOARRRR IS A WHORRRRE

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GRRM's ending is just as likely to be that he realizes he's just been a shallow asshole the whole time even when he was trying to improve, doing something noble for petty reasons and then dying in a silly way that gets misinterpreted as heroic so his "style over content" archetype is preserved.

Theres literally no way most normies watchign this show have any idea what happened in the early seasons right?

Im pretty smart and ive forgotten most stuff

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That's similar in the books, but he is actually called out for being just plain evil, by Roose of all people
While the show doesn't really do much with it, or I forgot thats also possible

Stannis the mannis

GIANT TIDDIES

Of course not, that's why they spent an episode with everyone reminiscing

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iron man suit with nipples

Embrace it

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Just to clarify, your grace...

Would you have preferred I didn’t kill the mad king Aerys, and instead stood by as he burned the entire population of kings landing alive?

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Take your meds

Kino

YARRRRRRa

>people tried to claim this scene wasn't her checking him out and getting hot and bothered

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>qyburn experimented on the mountain
>perfected his technique and revived tywin with his mind intact
>kept you waiting huh

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Yes...YES

does anyone remember what episode of got academy you can see nogas socks?

worst episode ever

He was good in the earlier seasons, but once he married Sansa he just became a cartoon. Although I did like his eulogy for Myranda (s6e1) and his death scene.

how can anyone honestly like daenerys as a character? she's like the blandest part of the show.

haha

no user i think GGRMs ending is a sharp pain in the arm and the light going out of his eyes before he can find the right words

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in the book GRRM can have all the really nasty shit narrated to the reader in Theon's mind so it doesn't get melodramatic.

the show version was probably as good as it could have gotten until the later seasons when he started to turn to shit like everything else.

>Yea Forums can write a better show than Dabid
>Yea Forums is like 25 actually autists and they could make a better wrestling show than Vince
and we'd do it for free. Why don't writers depend on the Yea Forums community to keep their projects afloat at minimal costs while also keeping maximum levels of kino?

Why would they not be perky? She's like 20

What are you talking about, 'ser' Jaime?
Why would you only now come forth with this information?

You could at least not have been such a smug fucking cocksucker about it Ser Jaime

NOW WE WISH
TO CATCH A FISH
SO JUICY SWEEEEEET

>Jamie the golden cock, the lion of the West, A knight and a man who slew the mad king, sister fucker and a absolute definition of a Chad
vs
>Tormund the self proclaimed Gigant slayer, projecting his tiny cock onto everyone he gets in touch with, also claims he was brest feed by gigant women (whom no one ever saw)
Who will win the Brienne bowl?

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I'd jump out the window and become the three eyed raven

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>A 13 year old girl being interested enough in Sex to start eyefucking the guy who saved her life

Fucking pedophiles I swear

Are we talking books or show? In the books she was 12-13 I think, but I assumed they added a few years to all the kids in the show

She has dragons, that alone means she is interesting to watch, that's it.

To be fair from the characters perspective this is possibly their last night so it makes sense for them to reminisce, it’s just a shame the dialogue had to be so expository for the sake of the typical clueless viewer.

Like when I read the first book and Tyrion backflipped off a door then proceeded to mock Jon.

woosh

What happened to Old Nan?

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angloid genes

Tormund is 100% dead so probably Jaime. Though i suspect Brienne might die as well.

100% as soon as the publication date is announced.

PUNISHED TYWIN, A PATRIARCH DENIED HIS LEGACY

I don’t get why people ship Brienne and Tormund. She has way better chemistry/relationship with Jaime.

Why was Arya interested in the opposite sex back then? she was like, 10.

i have a high iq but i don't remember jack shit

BIG SEX

B I G
I
G

S E X
E
X

B I G !

The actress died during S2, and they decided to retire her character and just chalk her characters death up as one of the casualties of the Fall of Winterfell

Both of them.

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PUNISHED MAARIO, A MEME DENIED HIS (YOU)s

What is hidden in the crypts of winterfell

Based

The actress died between the filming of different seasons

>In the books he's a nutter but convincingly so.
to be fair in the show he was initially when torturing theon, his acting was more convincing in that regard, then he just became a shirtless meme man and low level schemer rather than a nutcase, and when they deleted roose to keep him around and in the spotlight he became totally lame and overplayed.

Ok

The actress died during filming of season 1.

HOLY FUCK INCELS BTFO

twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1120366205104271360

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Do you not remember having crushes in elementary school?

That's so strange, the only reunion that gave me the feels was Reek and Sansa. And I didn't even ship them.

Which is too bad cause when Reek said, "I'll protect Bran from the Night King!", I was like see you later dude, it was nice knowing you!

why are so many people memeing him ?

>not again, Bran

According to the mathmeticians earlier in the thread, somewhere between 10 thousand and 10 billion Stark corpses just waiting to be awoken and fuck up all the civilians hiding in there

Everything from s1 to s4 is rather well imprinted in my memory, from s5 onwards everything is just one mess of half remembered scene and forgotten parts

Tormund has to live because he's our last representative of the wildlings. Without him, the wildlings just become a background forgotten force, just like the dothraki became after Daenerys' bloodriders and handmaidens were killed off

It's kind of depressing seeing characters like Varys stand around with nothing do to. He was built up as this dangerous man in the first seasons and now he could be replaced by any extra and called "Daenerys' servant #4"

my god that britbong accent is fucking ear grating

Will we get to see Theon licking Sansa's pussy?

THIS, BUT
he is after bran because bran = NK so he doesnt go back in time and close the loop

Azor Theon

>muh nostalgia

there's this thing call diminishing returns user

murked by the ironcucks prolly

>angry eyebrows
based

Why?

Could she be any more of a zoomer...

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I don't know what age you think it is girls start being attracted to men but it's not at age 60

>deleted roose to keep him around and in the spotlight he became totally lame and overplayed.
Roose had so much potential. It fucking makes me angry what they did to him.

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Why is her accent more posh irl than in the show

honestly quite a lot of young women have saggy tits, it's pretty sad

I immediately had to take my lunch break before any coworkers saw me transform into a silently cackling maniac

why did you made me watch this? I hate you

Actually revolting.

Based gingers. Robb is easily my number two.

and?

There's only 4 episodes left dude, the wildlings aren't going to be relevant for much long

>aound that's the tee *siiips wine*

Would have been based without that real housewives shit

So ghost zombies like lord of the rings?

what do you mean meme. name a better character than based radmure

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>Jon vs NK happens
>Suddenly heavy guitar riffs start
>Deep thunderous yelling
>YOU CAN NOT KILL ME
>I AM SUBHUMAN

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Just stop. Dany's getting exposed as a power hungry bitch, and that's the same whether we're talking D&D or GRRM. Don't take up precious /got/ posts just so you can rant autistically, user.

yeah. This being a shit universe I expected someone to burst in or for it to somehow go wrong. you could feel her hesitation like "is he drunk and taking me for a ride?" it went bit over the top with clapping and when she almost clasped her face like she was getting an oscar but overall I liked it very much.

how do you figure? she had death flags since last season and has grown more tyrant each episode. her inability to accept change is distancing herself from others but thankfully she still listens to her advisors.

>every dialogue shit up with exposition like I'm watching shonen anime again
>normies still absolutely clueless
>wait, Jorah was related to bear girl?
Fuck normies tbqh, and fuck D&D for pandering to the dumbest, least invested part of the audience

Ok, doesn't mean she does

IGNITE THE FLAME

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>Dany's getting exposed as a power hungry bitch,
this is what annoys me to most, they all act like the war is over and they won

I don't understand half the words she's using. Awful accent.

The intro shows the crypts under Winterfell and the dragon skull tombs under KL

Is the NK going to resurrect the old Dragons when he reaches the south?

>that hint of nip

agreed

I don't get it, does everyone believe Bran has legit psychic visions or do they think he's just autistic now?

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There are probably less than 200 Starks in there, it's heavily implied that the 8000 year timescale is bullshit and it's likely much less time than that.
There'll probably be some magic bullshit that means they'll fight against the Night King anyway

>twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1120366205104271360
whats this about?
kek. I kind of wish he was doing shit like that

dear god i hate yank culture

THE NIGHT KING'S MOTHER WAS A FROSTY WHORE WITH A COLD ARSE

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He was coerced.

Everyone who questions it has a conversation with him like Sansa's "the rape, it was beautiful" scene where he reveals secrets he couldn't possibly know and freaks them out until they believe his magic powers.

Eventually people stopped questioning it when half the people they meet have PTSD when he;s around

I feel like they tried to recreate the "Chaos is a ladder" brilliance but ultimately fell short cause this season fucking sucks. Stop recycling shit.

>random red letters

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yeh they are really rushing this. i think the smarter ones like sam and tryion do but some others dont like daenarys

the thing is wont john snow be fireproof like danerys so he can just prove it?

They don't, but if you give in and don't look to the future, what is the point of fighting?

When he speaks they know it to be true.

he's right

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SWORDTRICKSWORDGUNSTRICK
WOOM WOOM
SHIT YEAH

Can NK even be a challenge to the Sparda autists?

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Jon isn't fire proof, but neither was Viserys.

My fucking ass it will.
Martin is a fat lazy asshole and relishes the oportunity to let someone else finish his story.

Why is chaosh a ladder? I never understood that speech.

>supposedly Beric dies next episode
Good night sweet prince

I will wait for the audio book, then prob fall asleep halfway like with dance and pick up whenever.
I hope he will be her last chance and die killing danny while being set on fire.

The current meme theory is that the horn of Joramun wakes the dead starks, the iron swords keep them inmune to the powers of the white walkers.

I wish the show delved more into the mysticism and magic around the Stark bloodline

fantasy only works with british accents sorry

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You mean the good guys actually get an undead backup army?

Bought a soundbar this weekend, i wasn't prepared to hear his voice, holy shit i came.

Keen is a real word. I don't understand this Amerifat's point.

nice try, but I raise you a
SAVIOR
BLOODSHED
HELLFIRE
SHADOW

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I hope we get the Cleganebowl this season

She is posh IRL, she's playing a scuzzy northern inbred in the show

Who'd have thunk that at the end of the show the last advisor side-characters would be Bronze Yohn Royce and the Bolton Maester

Don't even remember him.

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Does anyone have that webm of Drogon setting shit ablaze in Spoils of War?

its clear Brienne likes Jamie and does not give a fuck about tormund. not sure if it will go anywhere

It'd be fucking awful.
>HELL YEAH BRO THE KING IN THE NORTH LET'S KICK SOME ASS
Like the US Inbetweeners but even more mega cringe

>implying anybody stands a chance against UNGA

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GET HYPE

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KEK

it isnt

>Jaime rides into the horde
>webm related

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yeah, just two more episodes of exposition

>Yea Forums is like 25 actually autists and they could make a better wrestling show than Vince
>better wrestling show
>implying wrestling can be good
Maybe if you're a manchild

Is that Nero sin DT in DMC6 leak?

jesus christ is she fucking drunk

Sophie and Maisie haven't been sober for more than a few hours in years

Yes, but i think that if the theory is correct they will be going against Euron spookyness and that a Stark will die using the Horn.

Now that you said, Jaime is almost Dante. He even have the incest fetish

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You'd be right if they gave a fuck about "factions" and not things like shipping and anime powerlevels.

One if the most kino characters and one of the very best stills of this entire show

Post yfw Arya gets the cherished Mountain kill instead of the Hound

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holy mother of kek

how do we know this?

She's British, what do you think?

Which one? Bran, Salnsa and Arya can't die.

Plot idea: mid-battle, Sansa and Theon get married, he takes her name as she is the Lady of Winterfell and he is nothing. He is named Theon Stark and then HE blows the horn and dies for the cause.

>Jamie airjuggling the NK for five minutes
I need it

I didnt watch LOTR movies, explain the funny

Nope
CLEGANEB OWL IS FUCKING CONFIRMED YA SHITS

Is there an abridged version of the books without all the needless and convoluted storylines?

Yeah it's called skipping AFFC.

>kills the nightking
>gets three headed nunchucks
WOOOO YEAH

>sunny weather outside
Why are you here?

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yes, the show

GOT 8 COMBO MAD: JAIME EDITION.

>Cleganebowl happens
>Sandor is on the losing end
>Get's thrown to the ground
>Closeup of the Mountain while he lifts his sword over his head
>Suddenly needle pierces through his throat from the back and you can see Arya behind him
>Says "You owe a girl a live" before fucking off with a smug grin

DABID
STRONK WYMYN
DABID

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ITT: People who are afraid of their favorite characters dying.

You realize the material has already deviated from GRRM right? This isn't season one. D&D will probably pussy out and actually try to achieve some sort of middle ground happy ending.

>tfw I only have about a beer every week or less

this must be why I'm not banging slags right and left

the show

>didnt watch LOTR

Here’s your explanation go fucking do that for the next 12 hours

What would you want him to do? What could he plot for? Like any sane person he's afraid of getting fucked by the white walkers. It is somewhat annoying to see great characters being reduced like that but the situation calls for it. If Varys was going around Winterfell talking about politics behind everyone's back he would just look stupid, honestly.

It's too late in the show for them to introduce the eldritch horror spookiness in Euron's character

He's probably just going to live and die as a pirate fratbro

>sam designs a prosthetic arm for jamie
>to kick white walker ass

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>Arya is getting her ass beat by the mountain, about to die
>A wall of flame separates the hound from arya
>He charges in, saving Arya and telling her to run, conquering his fears of fire and his brother
>The hound and the mountain die fighting eachother

I'm not afraid of my favorte character dying, I'm afraid of Dumb&Dumber butching up his death

The show is fanfic and has been for five years now.

you have shown your quality, sir - the very highest.

there are chapter-by-chapter summaries online if you look hard enough.

Nah, next episode is going to be a bloodbath.

I'm cumming

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Fuck this is exactly what will happen

Jon got burned when he set the wight on fire in Castle Black.

make a new thread fags

ALL THE EMMYS

>the last time someone important died was fucking S06E10

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Unironically one of the hardest laughs I’ve had in 12 years of Yea Forums

GRRM already confirmed that the fates of major characters will be the same.

>The hound faces the mountain
>so this is what they call a heatwarming family reunion
>muffled ''you got that right'' as the mountain draws his sword

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Nah at least half the cast is on the chopping block.

A good chunk of it will bite the dust next episode.

I wish it was f*cking me lying there in front of Arya.....it's not f*cking fair lads...

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baelish died in S7E7

>

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>D&D will probably pussy out and actually try to achieve some sort of middle ground happy ending.
Which is what we're afraid of, because in that ending, the normie fan favourites live and get happy endings, and the patrician characters that we like end up dying

We want the GRRM ending, where the normie fan favourites either die or end up villains, and the characters who've had the most change, character development and redemption are the ones who pick up the pieces and restore things at the end

I strongly doubt it.

what constitutes as a major character

he wasn't important anymore

I want this classic shit but we will get this

...

Based gendry biting the bullet to make sure she doesn't die a virgin. Shame he'll most likely die an underwhelming death himself.

I wish it was me in front of Gendry, jiggling all my 300 pounds in front of him.

>Skinny little Maisie Williams. She grew up. She filled out.

seems fake - those cars don't look like they are from the sixties

but at this point in the series it matters none. All characters soon to die have had their arcs fulfilled. It takes no balls now to kill off someone like a Brienne or Hound.

Only killing off any of the following before the end of the series would require actual balls:
>Jon
>Dany
>Arya
>Sansa

Everyone else is disposable

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>he didn’t swap places with a faceless assassin trying to kill Arya and lie in wait to ascend the post-WW ladder of chaos

>what is the point of fighting?
to survive? deal with the succession shit later

>sansa
god i hope the night king rapes her so bran can show how beautiful it is

1. The writing is really poor and generic. "The things we do for love" ?, but
2. Tormunds story about cucking a giant and drinking giants milk was good, however
3. Ser Jorah is the biggest cuck of the show.
4. Daenarys apparently doesn't understand what's going on if she thinks this is "jon's war"
5. Men are easily manipulated when they are in love because women are manipulative shrews according to GoT
6. Arya is a womanlet, so she is always standing a bit away from other characters to make her seem less short.
7. Grey Worm seems to have bulked up a bit, but only a little. He almost looks believable in his position.
8. Ageism and heightism is okay and fun as long as it's by women against men
9. Episode pretty shit, still marginally better than last weeks.

What do you think her ass tastes like? i always wonderd about northern ass, here in the south (and the west) women shave their assholes, but in the north its a noo noo as i heard, they keep it growing in order to keep the heat on. Sansa asshole is about as bushy as Jons beard, think about it when Ramsey dived down he knew what he was going in for, but Joffrey it made him mad. it was the sole reason to kill Ned. Shave them girls it will lead to death otherwise.

>1
I liked that
>2
no
>3
yeah. now he is even cucking himself out of a job
>4
no one seems to understand. also she was lying about most of the stuff she said there
>7
Did you see his dick?

So the good guys can win