What's the best Arnold kino?

>those obvious negroid genes
yikes

He failed his wedlock son, what makes him think he can make up for it with the bastard mutt?

damn arnie looks old

looks more like he is getting back at his dad for ruining the family

Any kinos about the illegitimate son outshining the legitimate heir?

A real son. A son who doesn't just want to follow in his fathers footsteps, but to show him that he can surpass him.
A real father too, willing to pass on the torch, because it's his son.
Their story would be kino as fuck.

Everyone ages eventually.

Reminder that Arnie and Maria have 2 sons. That fat lardo is younger son Chris. The older son, Patrick is an alpha chad

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He could be great if he went to the gym.

imagine all the maids he could fuck

Or the roofing he could do with his bodybuilder pals.

Definitely more handsome than the illegitimate son, but a rather unimpressive body.

Shut up, horrid racist.

Idk Shakespeare probably wrote a play google it faggot

tbqhfamsquad, if I was a rich pampered kid who didn't have to work a day in my life I'd probably be a fat fuck that smokes weed all day too and I'd be happier

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stay mad groid

he's just bulking

post yours

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Imagine being Arnold and having to be all like "damn, Chris Schwarznegger, I'm so proud of you, no need to follow in your old man's footsteps, you do your own thing, I'll still love you." when all he really wants to do is go run a triathalon with one of his bastard children. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and put your arm around that tub of lard wrapped up in a double XL T-Shirt and smile for the paparazzi as you walk down Venice Beach, wincing as you look upon the Muscle Beach Gym that you once dominated while your son waddles away to the closest organic ice cream stand. Not only having to tolerate his mere existence which spits in the face of your entire career which was founded on a world class bodybuilding and fitness routine, not only act like he doesn't disgust you with his lethargy and gluttony, but routinely reinforce your love because he's so weak and insecure that he needs your constant reinforcement that gets just a little bit harder to spit out in your thick Austrian accent every single day. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he sucks it in while a couple of bikini clad girls walk by the boardwalk, and then the paparazzi calls for another photo, and you know you could kill every single person in this ice cream stand line before the bike cops could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future Terminator sequels and whey protein sponsorship career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

are Mexican bastard sons called Juan Taco?

Now you understand Randyll Tarly

Based and checked.

I laughed at this. Am I retarded?

Joseph

The fat one is probably bulking what's his excuse?

imagine the disappointment, you just have to hear any of arnold's interview to know what he think of fat ass and lazy people...

I would also had that he has a fucking godlike genetic, you can see it under his fat

>obese
>godlike genetic

Gladiator

>cheap Mexican knock-off of a European Masterpiece
LMAO
You spics are truly delusional if you think the retarded wetback will get anywhere near Arnold's success.

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I hate this fat faggot so much. Imagine having not only the godlike genes but also fucking Arnold as your father and still be a pathetic fuck.

He is old, and started looking it at least 10 years ago.

he could easily beat u up and fuck your girlfriend. stay mad white boy

He's dirty bulking. It's actually a good strategy if you're willing to put in the extra work after.

It's funny how Arnold's kid proves the incel meme wrong about "I can't get a girl because muh genetics"

>Conan the King
>get the Mako line and splice it into the intro
>Conan just sitting around bored while advisors and generals bitch about things
>call back to what is best in life scene
>messenger comes in, another one of Conan's bastards has raised an army
>Conan dismisses the messenger, Conan has many bastards and they are just puppets his enemies prop on a horse
>cut to Conan's mutt kid doing something interesting alone
>youtube.com/watch?v=t3k9L0pEtFg&list=PL6559658E698E288D&index=8 plays
The dude doesn't even need to act. Arnold never really acted. Just show up and do things.

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Thats enough to make the ladies wet.

i'm philipino you racist piece of shit

Don't you understand how committed he actually is to his father?
He's just doing the Eternal Bulk so he can burn it in heaven.

You sound jelly

Lundgren coming out on top once again.

Does Seagal's daugher use her father's hairpiece?

Did Seagal drop his daugther as a baby, and she landed facefirst on concrete?

game of thrones

He actually has two kino-tier daughters

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I thought his wife was a vanta black nigger though?

Aquaman?

t. Chris the fat fuck

I just googled here and the dude produced an army. 4 daughters and 3 sons

so even easier

Lundgren and Grace Jones used to be fuck buddies, perhaps that's what you are thinking about?

Oh right. All these niggerloving anons had be confused into thinking he was married to that coon and not just nailing her.

Metal Gear Solid

>one will protect you
>the other will go after you
who do you choose?

His stories about Grace Jones are awesome, that woman was wild. Like, she would appear followed by five other girls, and told Lundgren they were all going to fuck that night.

Seething fatty

Still a nigger though.

It must be pointed out that Seagal himself never was handsome. More importantly he was always a laughable hack who didn't know the first thing about fighting or martial arts yet claimed to have these outlandish qualifications, like claiming he studied with ninjas in japan. Shit like that. Never verified or evidence to any of his claims of course. At least the other guys either worked on their bodies or had some real fighting training. Seagal has always been a chubby load of shit.

The point is expecting his daughter to turn out hot is to have no understanding of Seagal himself.

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Well, it was thanks to the negress that he got into hollywood, she told him "hey white boy, want to be in my next movie" between fucks.

End of Days fucking sucked, and Eraser was so forgettable I watched it at least twice and still only thing I remember from it is the laser gun.

>Conan the Destroyer ranked the same as Red Sonja

Faggot, no. Destroyer was a bad sequel, but on its own is a fun fantasy adventure flick. Red Sonja was boring shit.

t. pleb taste

>pumping irong
Is a nice curiosity, but come the fuck on. Needs to drop a couple of notches

>Conan the Destroyer
Definitely needs to go up

>Twins
Too low, goes up

>Eraser
Is good but not that good, needs to go down

>Maggie
Same, good but not THAT good.

>ein schwarze-negger
>two schwarze-negger-s
>tres Negro-negger-s

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I've literally never heard of Red Heat before

Girlie hips

total recall

It's fucking hilarious in its Russia stereotypes. Beyond that, it's pretty run of the mill.

>just waiting
that's the problem.

more like Van DAMN!!, what a cutie.

Self-hating brownskins are literal cucks; just pathetic

Go back to plebbit you zoomer tard

God tier: pic related

Trash tier: everything else

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this. if you want your kids to be incredible you have to be a worthless piece of shit. someday they'll understand your sacrifice

Literally the worst of the bunch, looks like a poo

Then put the coke down and watch it

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To judge his level of coordination, just watch his running montage, it’s honestly embarrassing. He’s such an insecure unlikable hack.

Those are LatAm genes.

Even worse.

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The cope is strong in this obese pale mutt

btw Arnie is brown as fuck and its not a fake tan.

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>going deeper into delusion
Now that is real cope LMAO

Seriously look at that face, would be a slayer if he spent more time with his dad.

Will spicArnold start acting? Imagine another 30 year of Schwarzekino with a browner Arnie who has a Spanish accent instead of a German one

>Left
Jesus Christ, that's a 19 year-old
>Right
Jesus Christ, that's a 19 year-old

He doesn't have the face for it. 90% of Arnies success was him looking the part. The spic son doesn't have that look.

He was the best thing out of that batman movie.
You can tell he had fun as Mr. Freeze

>Spanish accent

Spaniards sound nothing like latinos.

>YES YESSS HAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS

THat's like hallf of his dialogues in that movie.

He has 90% of his dad's face tho
fuck it just clone him

don't get technical on me because I don't give a single shit amigo

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>arnold didn't spread his seed through the world and make a bunch of action movie buff clones of himself but with different accents
>came inside some bitch and had a fat son instead

damn, this is the world we could have had.

>>arnold didn't spread his seed through the world
he literally did do this tho. thats why he's broke now.

To be fair, he failed him the moment he picked a feminist to mate with

This, he's just cultivating mass.