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Where my Jaimechads at?

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how many characters are NEETs in GoT?

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How triggered would Yea Forums be if DnD made Dany Azor Ahai?

I used to think he would be chad as fuck when older

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first for bad poosey

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Need some Oysters sir?

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it needs capitalization, retard.

None. In the real world the weak die.

why is there no fucking sansa and hound scene? the guy saved her life and wanted to help her escape from kings landing.

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Just a flesh wound. Walk it off.

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God varys is a waste of space now, just decoration.

looks like a holocaust survivor naked

THROW THE SPEAR JAIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why is no one talking about this scene? It was probably the best of the episode.

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Robert Arryn, Rodrick the Reader, whoever is crazy enough to live in Skagos.

more like shit episode edition

Sophie Turner has already got a good post-GoT start. She's in X-men

>fugly ginger
yikes.

Shae can't be a tranny she literally did porn

I didn't know how much I wanted this until now

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very

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZItc9ym52NM#t=1h2m17s

preston got called out for racemixing

Looks fine to me.

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Whose ready for Melisandre to save the day?

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REMINDER

100% dead:
Cersei
Euron
Varys
Melisandre
Theon
Jaime
Tormund
Brienne
Jorah
Edd
Beric
Sandor
Gregor
Grey Worm
Bran
Qyburn

50/50 chance of survival:
Tyrion
Dany
Bronn
Gendry
Lyanna Mormont
Davos
Podrick

Survives:
Jon
Sansa
Arya
Sam
Gilly
Missandei
Yara

Only way the show ending can be salvaged

>D&D have the balls to have Dany go mad like her father
>Qyburn is the real final boss, who only reveals himself in the penultimate episode
>Euron lives
>Dany dies by Jon's hand
>Davos lives

She even twisted the fucking knife
Arya should be fucking DEAD

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I know they have no reason to have a scene together but I'd love a scene between Jaime and Theon purely because they're some of the only great characters left, are played by two of the only great actors left, and have both had redemption arcs, including both being physically mutilated.

Just one nice scene together before one of them dies

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Unironically the best episode since Hardhome. Ignoring the feminist cringe it was actually ok. Much less quips, dialogue wasn't as shitty as before, battle hype felt real, good characters got good space.

>3 Stark couples
>the only one with chemistry is Salsa and the dickless guy
Top kek, it's like choosing Carrie Fisher for ep IX

Post-op.

Bait

because it was lame as fuck.
>dude muh family sword
>even though dragon glass is more effective

NO IT DOESNT THATS WHAT THE SLASHES ARE FOR YOU FUCKING ARYA LIKER

I'm glad there are other theon fags out there
I'm the only one in my group of friends who wants to fuck him

arya is disgusting

They wouldn't, Jon is the chosen one

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Vous-alléz, jivvyjag.

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good post

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Hint: She is. Waif killed her in S6 and cut off her face. Arya isn't Arya

>10/10 in britain raped the absolute chad
BENIOOOOOOOOFF

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it's kinda stupid because he should've accepted Longclaw from Jon. Then afterwards Jon could receive Heartsbane from Sam.

>Dragonglass is more effective

Wrong.

>wants to fuck theon
user, I...

Can Bran actually see the future, if he can why is he being a dickhead by not telling anyone what happens next?

Why have Theon and Sansa been spending a lot of time together? Are they really that close?

>who wants to fuck him
kys faggot.

>help her escape
when?
you forgot being able to swim against the current
jaime is daddy and i want him to show me how to grow a proper beard

everything is. it's all just checking off plot points now only. there is no proper dramatization anymore.
was jon revealing his heritage a dramatic moment or was it handled casually and without build up, then interrupted?

based

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But they used the Tormund Giantsbabe story

GET AWAY FROM MY SON YOU GOBLIN!!

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>Qyburn is secretly R'hllor

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Stop posting tnis garbage video please

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Season 1 I was fapping to him

almost certainly dead: brienne, podrick (F), EITHER GREY WORM OR MISSANDEI, NOT BOTH, theon, beric, dolorous edd
possibly dead: jorah, gendry, burned face girl, gilly (and if she dies little sam dies too), tormund, bran

possibly safe: jaime, the hound, arya, sansa, tyrion, davos , varys
definitely safe: jon, dany, sam

will probably not die in this episode but will die by the end: cersei, either jon or dany, tyrion, jaime, the mountain, euron, whichever of grey worm or missandei does not die next week

I hate to say it, but I'm slowly buying into the "Golden Company attacks winterfell right after army of the dead (the first army) is defeated, followed by the night king attacking the golden company and storming winterfell with his other 100k undead

My left hand is so bad I'll rather just try and trample her

I wish this were true but fuck, she acts way too much like Arya

Would bran really allow her to walk around winterfell if that was the case?

i fucking doubt
GRRM and D&D are hacks

Remember me

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did you forget what happened?

>Feminist bullshit
Elaborate user, I didn't see any in this episode.

Don't @ me or my dick ever again

He's too busy looking at Sansa

>"I'll prep the bull, if you'll let me"

What did he mean by this?

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Because he literally knows too much and DnD not being competent writers have no other alternative than shutting him up and saying vague shit when he does open his mouth

I found her reaction to theon strange, compared to her other reactions to other members of friends & family.

Why was she allowed to walk away after killing the Waif?

Why would the faceless men a highly secretive society, allow someone to go rouge knowing the inner workings of their organisation?

Then why bother fucking Gendry or going to reminisce with the Hound?

It's Arya.

What are we going to do when it is revealed that everything will be resolved by time traveling bran?

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This ironically makes a lot of sense because Arya literally became a completely different person when she got back to Westeros.

Jon offered Longclaw out of obligation. Meanwhile, Sam is offering Heartsbane because Jeor was the dad he never had.

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He can see the future because in S8E1 he told Sam "he is waiting for an old friend" and wants to stay outside. Then Jaime came.

Bran knew he was coming somehow.

Alright boys, I'm starting season 3.
Season 1 and 2 has been superb.

Deep down, you know he's coming.

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This. Always rooted for them. Sansa may have lost her wolf but she found a Hound

Why is she wearing Brienne's cockring around her neck?

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it's so weird how sometimes Sophie's acting is perfect and others she's sub-Emilia Clarke.

Everyone having a say and making decisions are women

>muh me girl me fight
>fuck tradition
>girl no need men me fight
I liked the episode though

Remember when the show had realistic uses of weapon and armor?
Jorah catching the blade was kino

Can someone give a brainlet the Bran=NK theory rundown? Is it foreshadowed at all in the show or pure fanwank?

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9/10

literally who

Same way he had seen arya at the crossroads, warging into ravens

Good guys win the 1st battle of Winterfell, but then Golden Company shows up and wounds one of the dragons with a scorpion when they are burning the bodies (Dragon dies later at Dragonstone)
Night King shows up with a 2nd army, and fucking wrecks everyone with his zombie dragon, GC included. The living get fucked and escape through the tunnels.
Meli is Nissa Nissa, she saves the Winterfell survivors in episode 4 as they escape.
Tryrion, desperate to do something right, triggers the King's Landing wildfire, killing a shit ton of people.
He has a trial, and is sentenced to death, Jon chops his head off.

Soon.

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correct. it's just a thing that happened.

>theon

delete

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>somehow
Are you retarded?

He was never supposed to leave the tree. I don't know why they did it, causes too many issues.

those shapeless legs lamo, they're drooping.

Well the at-times fanfiction tier writing from last season continues.

>Here we are, back at this place. My how far we’ve come.
>I was so different, and so were you.
>Look at us now.
I hope Tyrion dies. I hate what this character has become.

Might be down to the different directors they have for different shots.

Sansan is not happening, Sansa isn't interested and neither is Sandor for that matter. It's just a dumb tumblr ship.

He is both the 3 eyed raven and the night king, unironically.

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The nose knows

>Tryrion, desperate to do something right, triggers the King's Landing wildfire

How is that doing something right? What's his motivation?

aaaghh

daily reminder:

AZOR JAIME > AZOR JORAH > AZOR SANDOR >>>>>> AZOR JON >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AZOR DANY

>fuck tradition
I hate that incels are whining about this line much. Tormund is a wilding, he lived his life with people that let women hunt, fuck, do whatever. Do you really think he gives a shit about westerosi no female knights allowed tradition?

They are both a 3 eyed raven, because anyone who goes full tree net becomes one. NK is just butthurt that is was forced on him and wants to stop the cycle of new 3 eyed ravens.

>episode 3
>WW shows up but before they charge they stop
>then Golden Company attacks Winterfell
>Winterfell prepared really well to fight the undead, not a real army
>Golden Company wrecks the outside defenses and gets to the main gates
>no Dothraki or Unsullied in this battle(so they are hiding in the woods to flank)
>then White Walkers attack and wreck the Golden Company
>Golden Company at gates begging for help before Dany gives the go ahead and the Unsullied & Dothraki come from the sides and attack
>wreck Walkers
>then NK shows up and it seems they only wiped out a tiny part of his army
>episode ends

hope it works out with her and Kit.

>gendry raped by waif

Sounds kinda hot.

the Waif knows her story because Arya told everything to Ja'quen in the game they played where he detects when she's lying or not

The quick rundown on all fan theories is "they are not true because they make more sense than what the show writers could come up with."

He can't see the future you imbecile. He either saw jaime speaking to Cersei about going to winterfell or him on his way there

They call me Giant's Bane. Want to know why?

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It's the directing/writing. It's the same with Arya. Maisie was incredible in seasons 1-4, now she acts like a marvel movie villain.

Bran's warging turned Hodor into Hodor so if Bran was Warging the NK-to-be as the Children of the Forest were making him then a part of Bran's consciousness might be in the NK

Jesus Christ, Martin

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i am not talking about shipping shit. just her thanking him or saying something nice.

It's so fucking tragic how ugly he got...

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based and jaimepilled

>"brienne, i knight thee"
>*plastic clack*
>"knight of tarth"
>*plastic clack*
surely they have the budget for metal armor by now?

Is there a single male in Game of Thrones who isn't subservient to a woman?
And what's with all the #woke little girls who want to kick white walker ass?
Seriously, what the hell, this is cheesy as fuck.

lmao

SOMEONE PLEASE FEED HER

what did he taste?

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*avoids death somehow*

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showfags aren't even going to remember the azor ahai "prophecy" at this point.

Bane?

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we all were

So which leaks are right

To be fair, Emilia's acting is all over the place too. Sometimes she's way better than usual, it has to be a director thing.

Allahu Akbar

Alright, let me try to address each of these points
>>muh me girl me fight
I think Jon said it best, "We need as many people as we can," why deny someone that genuinely wants to fight simply because they're a girl? I get that shes just a child and men are statistically stronger than women, but it would still be one more soldier against the night king, regardless.
>>fuck tradition
If the only reason something is in place is tradition (and no other good reason), than fuck it.
>girl no need men me fight
read my first point.

Either to kill Ceresi and obtain King's Landing or to kill the Night King. He knows about Wildfire and wants to use it. Everyone tells him it's too drastic, but he betrays Dany/Jon and goes on to do it anyway because he thinks it's the only way to win ( the irony is that he may be right and it was the only way to win, but he still gets killed because ends do not justify the means to the good guys).

The lips of another women other than his wife's.

Why is Yea Forums pretending that the big twist of the finale didn't get leaked already? It did, and you know it did. We know GRRM's big
>fuck you
moment that this series is going to end with.

there are so many black people on twitter who watch Game of Thrones and reacting to the episode events with black people GIFs

is this the target audience?

Was ghost in the episode?

post yfw Jaime is forced to kill Brienne with the very sword he knighted her and creates lightbringer

Forget the armor, surely they have the budget to add a fake metalic sound if needed?

The Golden Company are still in Kings Landing. No way they could have reached the North so soon.

>that scene where Jon and Edd reunites

Most emotional one for me so far.

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>tfw I remember

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>tfw no Scottish rose in a castle just for you

azor jaime > azor jon > azor jorah > azor theon > azor sandor > azor ghost > azor hotpie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> azor dany

Now you know how minorities feel most of the time

How desperate are you? She's a dancer. How can her legs possibly be shapeless kek

Yes black people love "dramatic white people" stuff

Can’t see shit

multiple endings were filmed. I wouldn't trust any leaks past ones for ep 1-4.

At this point i'm sure people just keep throwing around as much bullshit as they can.

Yes.

>jon snow
>jorah
>bran
>theon
ok guy

Since season 6

Euron's just there for the bad pussy

oh you summer child

AT THE HEAD OF A DOTHRAKI WHOORREEE

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Mysteriously the Waif's actress was seen filming on set for S8

I wonder if Jaime just leaving him in the middle of his rant was D&D's momentary self-awareness.

>Game of Teleportation has been happening for 4 seasons now
>people can't teleport in this show
ok

MY LITTLE CROW

>Maybe we will die. Maybe we won’t die.
>Maybe I’ll die. Maybe you’ll die.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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i remember reading a leak that said bran would die in the godswood in episode 3, like a year ago

It also showed the extent of his powers as he knew he was coming but his power didn’t show when so he sat there for and entire night waiting.

He can't see the future, he can only see the past and present and even then only things viable from an animal or a weirwood tree.

HE DIDN' HIT NOTHIN' IMPORTANT

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Everyone forgets the real best girl

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How could it if he's already fucking prostitutes?

azor theon > azor jaime > azor jorah >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> azor jon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> azor dany

He was, but he was such a disappointment he shouldn't have been

>when the time comes for the zombie attack you'll be down in the crypt, it's the safest place!
Not a single person is going to disagree with this assessment?

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they did

Azor Hot Pie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All

Hopefully Davos survives and get a taste of Missandei's ass.

Distances have no meaning in this show anymore, and haven't for a long time.

Not gonna happen. If Cersei ordered that it'd be suicide. If the golden company takes out Winterfell the dead will fuck them up. Cersei already pointed out that she believed her troops could do nothing so her sending them north to attack the forces that are the only hope of stopping the dead would be stupid on a new level.

some guy's cum.

yeah
for a while D&D wanted to pander to the Tumblr feminist crowd but now they've given up with them and are pandering to nigger normies

Enjoy while it last

reddit

MR HOT POCKET

Is next EP going to be THE ep of show?

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i’m a newfag, how frequent were the branlust threads when he was still fuckable?

How are skeletons going to lift the stone caskets?

The armor she had before she and Jaime were captured was so much better than the "fancy" new armor Jaime gave her.

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How is this pudgy faced mong still allowed to exist.

Literally no personality.

>Magik cock lmao

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>you will never sit around the fireplace with these guys before the big battle

Why even live?

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Jew semen

>56%

>i'm cold
>someone wheel me inside
>no-one is listening to me
>btw i forgot to mention i'm a homing beacon for the night king

bravo wheelsboy.

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>attack attack

Aye.

>who is theon greyjoy last episode

You can't tell me you wouldnt bang the shit out of Maisie Williams.

but valyrian steel is stronger?

in the books the Faceless Men probably have a purpose which got cut from the show. in the show its implied that because Arya has gone to Westeros they don't need to bother chasing her... hint hint.

I am a minority, what is that supposed to mean?
God damn this episode was so fucking bad. It's like they took the training wheels off and the two Daves can't do anything but flail in the water shitting themselves.

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>our only chance is to kill the night king
>lets put our bait inside our fortified position so the main army and the night king will be attacking the same place
They ought to send Bran south with a small company with the valerian steel users and follow with the two dragons so they can Commbomb the ice dragon when the night king shows up.

Brienne and Jaime both survive

Season 3 is when the quality starts dropping, but it gets better again in season 4.

Please, user, may I have some more?

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remember when ed fucking sheeran showed up

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Thats just the armor of Renly's kingsguard

Azor Baelish >

>manlet
>cuck
>cripple
>cockless

Kek

imma laugh at you on Sunday
why the fuck do you still expect Dabid and Dabid to write a coherent plot?

just more fodder for D&D to kill off

Why don't they just cut off his arm?

Fuck off you little freak

>"That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Knight instead."
>was Azor Ahai all along and saves the kingdom

K I N O
I
N
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>Pudgy faced
Him, Gilly, Arya. Everybody seems to be gaining weight now. They know its close to the end.

>but it gets better again in season 4.
no it fucking doesn't lmao

for the last time, pod doesn’t have a magic cock. he just understands foreplay and is willing to perform cunnilingus unlike 99% of men in the world of GoT

check'd

THIS
YEAR OF THE TITAN

im sorry user but why would steel plate stop an arrow, smdh
when did he warg into the nk?

How many kills would each of these characters get during the upcoming battle

>Prime Bobby B
>Prime Jaime
>Barristan Selmy
>Arthur Dayne
>Rhaegar Targaryen

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Lel, everytime someone in here tells me that the show will suck ass soon. Why do you still watch it if it suck so much?

course I would
but I have no standards

I would be laughing at all tormunds stories

What would her grandfather say?

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>dragonglass is black
>battle takes place at night
>you literally can't see your own weapon
Yeah sounds great

Azor Stannis

why did she look like Gilly turned into a kid?

no one seems to mind that he's a zombie magnet with wheels, or be interested in asking why the NK cares about him so much.

think its pretty obvious at this point that he sang to those girls

used goods

no, big battles on this show are often terrible

more like cucks out to brienne of all people and dies in the next episode

She wore it at the tourney as the mystery knight when she beat Loras, before she was Renly's guard.

Reminder that the Arya in this scene was supposed to be a faceless man but D&D abandoned that storyline for the Arya's Creed scene.
youtube.com/watch?v=wzPGIc6IW-A

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jokes on you, tommen has a porn vid out

Theon and 10 ironborn travel faster then 20k men. Shocker.

>cor blimey what a fine arse

Oh shit really? When?

What was that obnoxious forced accent?

>Implying
Characters have been instant transmissioning for a while now, no reason GC won't.

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based

alright, lets apply the same to the "decision makers"
>psycopath
>dyke lesbian
>arrogant cunt
>little shit
man, this game IS fun

To find out what happens you fucking cretin.

i know, i’ve seen it

Dubs of truth

can someone redpill me on dragonglass?
why has it gone from a WW killer to "let's stick it to the walls lmao". since when did just touching dragonglass obliterate the undead?

1. The writing is really poor and generic. "The things we do for love" ?, but
2. Tormunds story about cucking a giant and drinking giants milk was good, however
3. Ser Jorah is the biggest cuck of the show.
4. Daenarys apparently doesn't understand what's going on if she thinks this is "jon's war"
5. Men are easily manipulated when they are in love because women are manipulative shrews according to GoT
6. Arya is a womanlet, so she is always standing a bit away from other characters to make her seem less short. Even in bed.
7. Grey Worm seems to have bulked up a bit, but only a little. He almost looks believable in his position.
8. Ageism and heightism is okay and fun as long as it's by women against men
9. Episode pretty shit, still marginally better than last weeks.

I think the theory is that he did it to warn the CotF not to create the WW, but they gagged him.

Jon and Sam are chatting on top of a wall about how Sam wants to fight instead of hiding away in the crypts. Ghost is in the background for like 5 seconds.

>no azor grey worm

are you retarded? white walkers die instantly from dragonglass. also you have the weapon in your hand, you know where it is and the enemy doesn't see it coming.

Bobby B would pull head because he was the strongest physically and smashing wights would take little skill. With each swing he's probably kill a bunch. Rhaegar would be last cause he is a faggy bard.

Plot convenience

>hour long video of some autist ranting about how bad a chase scene was
I already know it was bad, condense this shit down to like 15 min or something

So what was is the consensus here did Gendry came into Aryas mouth or on her tits or directly into her anus?

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Post the nicest picture you have of King's Landing, but not if it's a picture for ant mind you.

I imagine shes going to turn up with some sun powers and shit, assuming she turns up at all and isn't an abandoned plotline.

remember when Emilia Clarke got too fat for her role in that Terminator movie? I rememba

end scene

>you're the one they call The Dog
>you're the one they call King Killer

What would he have said if he met Littlefinger?

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they fucking explained why the NK is so interested you mongoloid

Emilia / Dany gets the most quips out of any character so sometimes I think she really doesn't have much to work with

Only a black person could enjoy this pile of garbage.

where can i watch the new season for free

We were told the whole motivation behind the Night Kings obsession with bran is he wants him so he can erase the memories of all the people who used to live years and years ago. Thats it. That is the huge motivation behind the Night King obsessing over Bran and raising an army to come after him. He just wants to kill him so the three eyed raven can't remember the memories of people.

What a fucking shit story line for the night king and its no surprise after 8 years retards like you glance over that fact that the whole motivation was for Brans fucking memories he would get as the three eyed raven. Jesus fucking christ how retarded has the show truly become

>tfw no eyelidless Ed Sheeran cameo

he came in her cunny.

Is the last Craster babby gonna be there as a lieutenant? I wanna see that lil nigga on a zombie pony or this shit ain't worth my time lmao

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Magic you nigger

you're the one they call small toe

Do you enjoy it still?

they dont know wtf to do about the white walkers

>implying he came with that face staring at him

lmao, yeah you're right. No wonder I didnt spot him the first time around.

Little Dick

I'm guessing Theon doesn't get executed by Stannis in the godswood in TWOW if he lives this far in the show

Then again, Beric is still around.

>1. The writing is really poor and generic. "The things we do for love" ?
What was cheesy about that? He just wanted to make Jaime sweat a little bit

>You're the one they call small dick...

He faked cumming so she'd fuck off.

Rhaegar was pretty high on the swordsman tier list iirc

Pod's penis is canonically 18 inches long.

because he saw him coming

for months

it takes months to get to the north

Why didn't he just make a giant undead army and place him all around Bloodraven's cave to make sure no one can come in or out?
I mean he is immortal, he could just wait him out and would never need to go South.

>CIA

How do you fake cumming as a man in the pre-condom-era?

>wash her and bring her to my dressing room

>Death of Joffrey
>Tyrion's imprisonment and trial
>Arya riding around with The Hound
>The Mountain and The Viper
>The attack on the wall

Yeah, you're right, what a huge step down from season 3 which had the Red Wedding and... uh... what else happened in that season again?

what are you talking about? she came on him

>final battle of everything literally minutes from happening
>have to wait a week to see it

Not if you have Littlefinger's car.

Yep

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>You're the one they call God Tits

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>Lil Pecker

Will the shitposting about the new LOTR series be near as much as it was with GOT

STICC

Not like she'd know how it feels.

Escalation of commitment
Masochism

Do you know how brittle obisdian is?
Retarded fag

Why kill the freys then?

Not compared to the other guys listed though, he's be behind all of them in a tier list

>He can't see the future
Is that confirmed? DnD seems to be leaving it up in the air after all
>even then only things viable from an animal or a weirwood tree
Im also gonna have to ask if this is confirmed, the tower of joy scene Bran and the raven were just standing around and there were no trees or animals around.

At the end of the day though my point was that bran could be explaining a lot rn even if he can only see the past, but because of that the writers have been forced to keep him quiet as to not ruin anything and its frustrating as fuck for me.

>epic moments makes a season good
idiot

Except the part where Sam wasn't in the north when Jon offered the sword to Jorah.

>we need every man we can get
>you go sit in the crypts lmao

Lady Stoneheart when?! She's going to show up any day now, I've been saying this since season 4 started.

He never came. His body was rejecting her so much that after she got off, Arya just rolled over while Gendry passed out from the effort of keeping his royal seed away from her.

>epilogue
>Westeros is now divided into two kingdoms, allied and sealed by a pact
>The North, The Riverlands, The Vale and Iron Islands constitutes the Northern Kingdom, ruled by King Theon Greyjoy and Queen Sansa Stark
>The south is ruled from King's Landing by Aegon Targaryen and Daenerys Targaryen
>on the hill where the old sept of Baelor once stood there is now a large statue much like "The Motherland Calls"
>proud lannister features with a golden hand raised in a victory pose
>the statue depicts Azor Jaime, the saviour of the realm and the hero of Westeros

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Will the golden co fight for Jon when they find out he's the son of raggar?

Those two racist little white girls yo..

So is it confirmed that souf is gonna be the real final boss after all? After all this build up the NK isn't even the real big bad lmao

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the golden cuckany will get killed in an episode and have no relevance

just grunt, it's not like she's going to stick her fingers inside herself to make sure

there's also 0 reason for the GC to show up so

Ahahah bravo sir! Have some reddit gold my friend!

Can you imagine the shitstorm if that scene went like this instead:
Jon: I'm here because I love Daenerys, and I really trust her. And I know she's true to her word. She's only the second woman in my life I can say that about.
Sansa: Who was the first?
Jon: Someone thinner.
*Jon laughs, and Sansa stares hatingly*

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if only we could have something so incredibly based.

Maybe the real enemy is the friends we made along the way. Wait.

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based

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Same reason the fuckers keep moving into my neighborhood

We don't know. It's either the souf is the big boss, or the norf+souf+NK have 3 way battle in episode 5 at King's Landing.

you think to much off him, the moment he allowed that goblin to mount him it was over his dignity, his soul it was all gone, he might as well join the night kings army at this point.

>GoT is all about the shock moments
Go back.

we're not talking read life you retard. we're talking the weakness of magic zombies.

>King Theon Greyjoy

Literally kill yourself.

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And thousands of years later, they were known as Scotland and England

Prime Robert would demolish the scoreboard. Swordsmanship doesn't mean a thing when your opponent is a literal thrashing zombie that you can't predict the moves of. Bobby B just needs to swing his hammer and he's already won.

Spat on her back and tried to focus on the imminent embrace of sweet oblivion.

THE ENTIRE STORY OF THE NIGHT KINGS MOTIVATION WAS EXPLAINED BY FUCKING SAM TARLY IN A MINUTE

HE WAITED THOUSANDS OF YEARS, RAISED A FUCKING ARMY AND MULTIPLE COMMANDERS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF!!!!!

KILLING THE THREE EYED RAVEN (BRAN) SO THE RAVEN COULDN'T REMEMBER MEMORIES

WHAT SHIT FUCKING WRITING AFTER 8 YEARS THATS THE FUCKING MOTIVATION BEHIND THE NK THATS IT GODS KILL ME THIS FUCKING SECOND BEFORE I KILL MYSELF FROM THIS SHIT FUCKING STORY TELLING

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Would explain the dire wolf not following her

It's not about the shock moments, but all the drama leading up to them and following them you dumbasses.

the hell is this even supposed to be
is it holding up her heavy cloeak?
was bugging me last season as well

"How can you say it sucks if you haven't seen it?" "Why do you still watch it if it suck so much?"
Can't win with you fucking people.

kek

that was a meme explanation that had nothing to do with tactics. the NK doesn't have any reason to PRIORITIZE killing Bran, he could easily kill everyone else first.

they may have said "he wants to kill me because he's bad".

Nishe quadsh

If I call my Bro; Dude come home for a drink this evening and he says he's coming.
I'll wait on the porch, waiting for the future to manifest... He can see the present at least.

How would that work logistically? It's not like the NK is going to retreat and just let them head down towards King's Landing.

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>It's not about the shock moments
you just said it was

>last man left, burn the rest of us

i love Edd

The Night King is a plot device. He's GRRM's crappy knockoff of Sauron.

Have sex sweetie

Why don't they just talk to the Night King? Violence solves nothing.

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He saved her from Ramsay and in season six when they parted she begged him to come with her to Caslt Black with her, she told him Jon won’t hurt him if she says he saved her life. Which was true since we saw that in season seven. She never wanted to leave his side after they jumped off that wall. Honestly I hate shippers but this is the first pairing I can get behind. It feels real and Sophie actually acts like a person around him.

They escape through the tunnels from Winterfell, possibly some old CotF tunnels.

Im in denial rn user, I want it to be more. Theres surely more to it, I have to believe

Dany would never share the throne

Boric Dondarrion is Azor Ahai.

>misunderstanding posts on purpose just so you can yell at people

The absolute state of this board.

whatever happens it's not going to make any fucking sense.

Corny sjwism inserts. Goes hand in hand with shit writers.

in the books it will be better, trust me.

> I want to fight!
Please can we stop with the strong female bullshit. So many shit scenes that just drag the show on.

Yep Bran dies while warging into a dragon. Theon dies attempting to defend his defenseless body. Once Bran is stabbed the dragon he's warged to loses consciousness and falls to the ground and the whites stab it to death... Gg.

He is just a considerate passionate lover ok. Every brush of his fingertips conveys meaning. Every exhaled breath is an exaltation, every inhale drinks in your soul.

Yea, and those leaks have been pretty much 100% wrong so far.

He's not an actual character in the books, just a story told in the North. GRRM confirmed there is no Night King in the book

virgins who don't realise that cum drips out detected

All the leather jackets jaime has worn are amazing. Wish that costumer would release their own fashion line

probably no breakfast and too much coffee

Why is Jon so lovable bros.

Literally g o r m l e s s

It is truly garbage. Cancel HBO

Just some bdsm dognwhistling

lmao
ah, and where did the night king get the magic to brand bran, and why did he never use this on jon and the dragons
(inb4 gurm confirms he named bran bran because he would be branded)

Against wights, Bobby B >>>> Dayne > Barristan > Jaime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhaegar Faggaryen

Well, Theon is guarding Bran, so there's that.

She was a normal looking female vagina this guy is just a schizo

That drawing looks like he has nosehairs that are wrapping around his face.

>tfw the white walkers are the norse orkneians

> Someone cockless becoming king