Detective pikachu

>all those panda pokemon

gotta get that china money!!

>member that game from 20 years ago member guys member!
there's no such thing as a kino hollywood nostalgia flick

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Enjoy ban

But user there is no Misty in this movie

The Art direction in this movie is leaps above your average blockbuster, this is actually looking good. Based china saving kinos. The movie has SOUL

kino incoming

go with family.

why the fuck is ash black now

His name is Tim.

$1 BILLION DOMESTIC

CAP THIS POST

This will be the Avatar killer lads
SW・SH will be the most profitable RPG (Record is till held by RBY)

If this movie bombs, this is why.

Because of fucking retards that think literally everything that involves Pokemon is just a rehash of the fucking anime timeline.

Isn't making the kid trying to find his father black kinda racist? He's white in the original game.

>20 years ago
Detective Pikachu came out in 2018, retard.

>Flop
>Pokémon
Choose one

>Flop
>Biggest Franchise on Earth

Ash fucking sucks

Also, his name is Tim Goodman

DO SOME DAMN RESEARCH

>protag has a pikachu
>tagalong girl has a psyduck
It's a rehash you fucking faggot

>Misty
The Pokémon anime is stupid, why do you want an adaptation of that?

Besides, Lupin deserves an adaptation more than any other anime

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It can’t be a rehash, there’s people actually accomplishing things!

Ash.

Where's my daddy, Yea Forums?

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Seems boring, but I hate pokemons, especially picachu.

when he finds he gunna make your bones pop fool

seething didneydrone

I remember all the kill pikachu sites in 99

pokemon was like minions to people

So, the mom is white.
Of course.

Anyone else not playing the latter versions and have no idea what some of those Pokémon are, like that creepy panda thing? Never played anything past diamond/pearl

No,the father is white,the mom is black.
I know,it's weird but hey! Atleast the father disapeared after he's grown up!

What if his dad is white?

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>the trailer music is edited to be in the wrong beat

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Love it

youtube.com/watch?v=zCbl-12QV2c

gold was my last pokemon game

>"cutesy" Japanese shit
>black kid
>using Louis in trailer
It's all so tiresome.

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>black MC
>no dad
what did Pokemon mean by this?

Doesn't mean shit when it comes to movies dipshit

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Disney on suicide watch

Chinks and zoomers will eat this shit up with a spoon in each hand.

Detectie Pikachu the game was out in 2018, Sword and shield release this year, the fuck you mean 20 years ago?

His dad is probably pikachu which is ryan reynolds which is white so It's cool

more like Detective Pikinochu

>tfw not only the humour but also the promotional campaign resembles that of Deadpool
Kinda lame desu

People stopped caring about this shit when Brock left and Misty never got her bike

You think everything is deadpool.

Fuck you guys
I can’t wait to see this
May is loaded with hits

Psyduck a cute
A CUTE

they could have gotten away with making the lead an asian

Enjoy your empty theater

>Scott Mendelson

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>Ryan Reynolds being snarky = Deadpool

I will
I hate crowded theaters anyways

I just googled it and TIM is WHITE. What the fuck happened??

'I dont like it anymore, so it must be outdated.'
Hows that solipsism?

Why do you care? You didn't play the game. You're just pretending to care about a non-memorable protagonist just for the sake of proving a point.

>Scott Memedelson

Old Tim looked too generic.

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With a name like goodman, original tim was probably jewish, not white.

Nobody cared about Tim until he got blackwashed

Because to many people in the west, white people specifically, we dont need to hunt our fathers down, we know them our whole life. So for realism, get some quadroon looking for daddy.

Also, Tim was a ginger, which is an anagram of nigger, so of course hollywood blacked him.

why is being white considered generic now?

Good understanding of why people want a live action Pokemon movie in this trailer

It isn't the fact he's white.

He looks too much like Christopher Robin.

mfw i realize the race of the fatherless protag

Honestly? Politics. White people are the enemy of all, apparently, including other white people.
Look at how Jews in Germany got treated prior to WWII, but after WWI, there is a clear parrallel between Jews being demonised before the holocaust and how white people, specifically white men, are being treated now.

>ywn pet a pokemon

Fuck this gay earth.

They show Pokemon from the newer games that gen 1 boomers wouldn't even know. If this is successful though you know they're doing a Kanto movie.

What the fuck are you talking about? Dude it's just pokemon.

Fuck. FUCK! All of them look cute especially bulbasaur.

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whites are bland and uninteresting

THE FATHER IS WHITE AND MOTHER IS BLACK

theres a board dedicated to Pokemon and my little pony solely on Yea Forums

let that sink in

He's Yellow actually.

sneed

>last bit
If this shit turns out to be fucking Jack Frost with Michael Keaton, where the Pikachu is actually the reincarnation of his dad or his mind was put there by Mew Two or some shit and that's why he had amnesia and can't use his powers, I'll be so god damn mad.

Actually... that's sort of canon in the game. Harry Goodman IS Detective Pikachu.

I fucking hate my 6th sense if you're not bullshitting me.

>disgustingly bad cgi
>pokemon
I expect it to break 1 billion but to have a comparatively poor domestic box office take.

test

For what?

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DP has gained a surprisingly big traction worldwide.

unironically true

yeah dude all this civilization around me is very bland, i'd rather be getting ritually masturbated by my saggy tit mother in the same hut i was born in

Not shocking, Pokemon is bigger than both Star Wars and Marvel.

Civilization isn't a white thing. How retarded can /pol/cels get? it's 5ft grade education

Technically, his dad is yellow.

90's Jim carry would have been perfect for Lupin.

>that squirtle

how horrifying

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All the reds had Pikachu.

This would've been kino if not for the mutt getting to fuck the perfect aryan gal.

Fuck, marry, kill

>Fuck Blue
>Marry Yellow
>Kill Krystal

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This shit is gonna destroy Avatar

It's confirmed that Ash will have a cameo

LOOK
at
his
little
FACE

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Look at this shit Yea Forums. This is the cutest shit ever.

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source

>Dad is Yellow

No you fucks, this girl is yellow

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I don't give a shit about pokemons, they are boring and make no sense. Air bud has more soul than any fake animal movie.

>"I don't give a shit about pokemons"
>comes to a pokemon thread

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Get out of the house, pikachu is a fake animal. You're fawning over a 3D model.

would it make a difference if it was a cute dog?

Haha imagine if these 2 were in and they worked at a stripcub or something haha that would be pretty funny.

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>not getting 2B$ because underperfoming in Asia for the ugly mutt character
bravo WB

I'm sorry how much did Black Panther make again?

>437,035 views
you know you guys still have enough time to turn it around and claim it's going to bomb so people don't make fun of you for always being wrong like they do for Shazam, Alita, Black Panther, and Captain Marvel.

>diives
shadman.gif

It's based on the video game of the same name.

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>Biggest Franchise on Earth
>Only americans and japs care about pokemon

Not 2B$, that's for sure

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diives is fucking DaVinci compared to shatman.

Avengers IW had T'Challa and look, 2 Billion. Nobody cares user.

Dubs and it makes more money than any Marvel film

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>House of Mouse STILL shitting themselves
Run along and remake Robin Hood in live-action like a good little creatively bankrupt little sperg.

Any Super Smash Bros cameo?

If anything, it might underperform in the west and be a huge success in China, like Warcraft did.
Hopefully Pokémon is a stronger brand among the casual public than Warcraft was. That way, the biggest "enemy" of DP will be being overshadowed by Endgame.

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how retarded do you have to be to get angry at your own bait

>Pikachu looks hurt 20 seconds in
No, not again

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How'd that work out for you last time dipshit?

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You take this shit so seriously. Either you have a mental illness or you're an actual Disney shill

Mario with an eye patch

Fucking adorable. I can’t wait for this shit.

Yeah, no thanks. I don’t want to be part of any “civilization” that can’t even invent a wheel.

Where do you think the wheel was invented?

Well that's that. it's happening

>white people invented the wheel
This is some good b8. Next you'll tell me they invented maths too

in america, idiot

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The moron thinks civilization started in western europe. It's probably some american mutt who identifies as "white" because he has no real ethnicity

Not in Africa.

Fuck jigglypuff
Marry pikachu
Kill bird thing I can't remember

Yea, but the voice tho... ruins it for me

It grew on me.

And no one claimed otherwise, some imbecile claimed civilization is a white thing, something that anyone who has had proper education in a first world country (as in, not america) would know is retarded.

>shiitves
Fuck off

I know. I can’t stop smiling.

Cringe.

but if I don't have my anger I have nothing

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Civilization, at least the kind we enjoy, very much comes to us courtesy of the Middle East, Europe, and Asia. What the Mesopotamians started, Europe and Asia both picked up and ran with after the Semitic peoples of the Middle East got eternally cucked by religious fanaticism.

So unless you started this argument because you’re a butthurt, underappreciated Asian, shut the fuck up.

>psyduck will never hug you
>your pets will never understand how much they matter to you
I miss my dogs, my cat and my horse, i hate fucking college, why can't i talk with them over the phone

Ash is black and fatherless
2019 boys, I tell ya what

His name is TIM.

Am I in the real life twilight zone?
Why is everyone reacting positively to this uncanny valley nonsensical shitshow?
What is happening?
Am I going insane?

Who gives a shit about ancient civilization? What have you done for us lately? White countries are the best; that's why non-whites are swarming them and Jews are trying to destroy them.

The SOUL is just oozing out of this

Yes you are going insane. Better kill yourself now it will only get worse

The middle east is in ASIA. And they are not "white" and were not white, nordicism is afrocentrism for snowniggers. White and CAUCASIAN are not the same you retarded ignorant larper. White is a phenotype, and whiteness is nothing more that a meme for new world mutts inspired by racial based slavery that goes against the idea of NATIONAL identity and nationalism. You are nothing but a mutt wanting to jump on the sholders of others.

For an anime many claim they dislike, people sure are obsessed with Ash

He's supposed to be generic. He's a self-insert vehicle.

Because Brown Hair White Man has been the protagonist template for +1 century.

And it doesn't matter. Red will be ASIAN and both green and blue will be white, people should stop getting mad about fucking Tim when the other movies will have different protagonists. The chinese were smart, they already put a blackmutt lead so they can go full cracker and white rice from now on

>so much soul in one minute
How the fuck are they doing this?

It'll be top 5 of all time for sure.

I never said they were white. But if you want to talk about modern civilization, it was definitely Europe that dragged the whole rest of the world out of their own specific forms of feudalism.

Also Industrial Revolution, for both good and ill.

not even top five of the year

go ahead and screencap

No, seriously.
Is this a huge expensive joke just for me?
Is one of my walls about to fall and reveal filming crew?

No, you’re thinking of Ragnarok.

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Are all pokemon sapient like Rocket's Meowth, even the ones that live like wild animals? Can they not get jobs?

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After the twitch marathons I am starting to recognize more and more of these.

Why the FUCK did we have to be born in a world without Pokemon, bros?

You are autistic, the CGI looks great

Unfortunately this. Disney is throwing everything at the wall this year. They're probably going to have the top 6 spots at least

I mean Ash was already fatherless.

The only time we had his father was in a musical that told us that Giovanni was his father.

I have a cat that’s basically a Pokémon. He’s the bro-est of animals.

Pokemon are sapient

No, they can't get jobs.

It's almost like slavery at times.

checked
fpbp

Why would I waste my energy like that. bad enough I'm replying to you.
>disney shills in full force
Disney dropped a second Toy Story 4 trailer after Detective Pikachu's initial reveal trailer drew all focus away from TS4's reveal. Disney are absolutely shitting themselves, it's why they moved Endgame up 2 weeks to ensure they get an uninhibited crack at the public as they know while capeshit is popular, everyone's grown up with pokémon in some shape or form and will go see this movie.

>No, they can't get jobs.

You mean they can't get paid?

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I'm not a Disney shill. It's why I said Unfortunately. But we need to face facts. 3 Marvel movies, Lion King, Frozen 2 and Star Wars will see Disney take those top 6 spots. I'm happy Toy Story 4 is getting no love because it shouldn't exist

They get paid with food, isn’t that good enough?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO MAKE SOOOOOO MUCH MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

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Will Hungrybox be in the film, along with a bunch of Krabbys?

This movie would have made so much more money if the main character wasn't some ugly mutt.

Will pirate.

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Nah in Pokemon, they are asked to join a force if they are willing to. Making Pokemon do things by force was addressed a long time ago and it's frowned upon by trainers. It's all about partnership.

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news flash manchild. Kids don't care. Sorry but being over 30 and still living in your mom's closet doesn't count.

have sex

>5ft

This. It's a family movie and relatively speaking. Tim being black is the last thing people will be concerned about.

>not a disney shill
>follows the disney playbook, expectung me to swallow it
And Pokémon is that intangible beast that has defied convention to shite liberally over Disney in size, despite not actually directly seriously competing with it. It doesn't matter what they have coming, when 3 sequels and a remake pale in comparison to a new IP from a franchise most people would have experienced and that has gotten a sequel greenlit on the strenght of its test audience reactions.

Doesn't matter, they aren't getting my money either way.

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his dad is probably reynold after he used that machine that puts you in a pokemon from gen 1

Nigger protagonist with Meme Reynolds doing the voice?!? I never gave a shit about Pokémon but they've fucked this!!!FACT!!!

I will bitch

>posting El vampiro del tierra prometido
Dumb /pol/tard can't into Muttlore

>seething /pol/cuck
When it finishes the year as the highest grossing film, leaving the much-vaunted capeshit and House of Mouse offerings in general in the dust, will you cry?

see
They aren't catering to you 30 year old hambeast with bitch tits.

>literally empiricaly proven biggest franchise on god's green earth
>muh this muh that

>5ft
Based mongoloid nigga

>I'm happy Toy Story 4 is getting no love
you aren't seriously dumb enough to believe Yea Forums, are you? Toy Story 4 is getting tons of love and is guaranteed a billion

>5ft grade education
What did he mean by this?

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That dude isn't meant to be Ash, stupid casual.

But there already is a masterful Lupin adaptation
youtube.com/watch?v=NMs7lQt9DsA

>Italians
Of course

Bigger than Star Wars.
Bigger than Marvel.
Bigger than DC.
Bigger than Avatar.
Bigger than Godzilla.
Bigger than your mom's ass.

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I've screencapped your post and will be re-posting in a few months when this crashes and burns!!!FACT!!!

so much wrong lol

maybe you should check that "box office" and "home entertainment" section again before outing yourself as a fucking retard

>HOW COME NINTENDO DOESN'T CATER THEIR LARGEST FRANCHISE KID GENRE MOVIE TO ALT-RIGHT 30 YEAR OLD INCELS!!!

>RRRRAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

>*farts as his blood pressure goes up from years of self neglect*

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Broken spanish is part of the meme dumb redditor

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>Only americans and japs
that's already half the buying power of the world

It wasn't nintendo choice you retard

The bottom-line is.. who cares apart from you fat bodys?

Grow the fuck up, the movie isn't meant for racists.

Do you for real have sub 80 IQ

Dead parent movies get me the worst

Who are you arguing with? Have sex

Yeah. ANIME movie box offices. This is the first LIVE-ACTION movie. And look how many views the previews have gotten so far. Literally one of the most anticipated films of 2019.

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>Affirmative blacktion strikes again
YOU CANT ESCAPE

Why is ASH black?

He's right though

Oh wow Winnie the Pooh is third. I bet all it's movies make billions and don't bomb horribly

>why nintendo doesn't cater to the ones who actually buy their shit.
Good question.

HIS NAME IS FUCKING TIM

Why is Tim black?

Why do you care.

Does anyone have one of these where Yea Forums was actually right?

>the main reason why it's number three is literally a 40 year old movie
It's like you want to eat another BR, mousey

I can't self insert as the top trainer

Because I don't understand why he's black.

Does personality and repeatability mean nothing to you? What happened to caring about characters and WHO they are rather than WHAT they are?

Pokemon is going to blow the shit out of any movie this year.

cry harder incel.

Niggers abuse and kill their dogs, how am I to believe this nigga ain't gonna eat Pikachu? Suspension of disbelief simply isn't working.

*relatability
whoops.

>24 million views in less than 24 hours of the second trailer being released.

>thinking your "kind" matters.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

AAAAHHHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I can't wait to see this movie break 2billion

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So what retards?

His views are irritating, but the man knows his shit when it comes to the industry and blockbusters. His predictions and analyses are usually on point.

spoilers: youtube.com/watch?v=Vh3Lt1BQaQw

Shouldn't tim be slanging crack rocks instead of pokeballs? Its not a believable character.

THAT'S HIS FATHER YOU PRICK

>phoneposter nigger lover
Yikesaroni

Oh no I have this system on my firefox desktop browser for correcting spelling.

>nigger mc
>father is absent
What did Pokemon™ mean by this?

he cute

It's called personality.

>or his mind was put there by Mew Two
Prepare to be mad.

buy our shit.

You will still buy it.

My God it's all true

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>r*ddit spacing
Anyway nah, I'll stick to pirating roms for my nds, watching Maxmofoe's shitposts in video form and then torrenting a BR version of the movie over some russian tracker.

Right. And Tim's more likely to have the kind of personality that lands you in prison befor your 20 not at the pokemon league. Its just not believable.

Are you even paying attention to the fucking previews?

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>It's all about partnership.
So you mean manipulating the Pokémon to see things your way. Yeah I gotcha!

>tfw tranny autismo has a meltdown over a shitpost

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This movie is set in Kanto, daddy.

The fuck? No. When has that ever been seen as a good thing in Pokemon?

>Kanto
>Literally the first few seconds of the first trailer say "Welcome to Ryme City"

Fuck off.

poop

then we can

both

agree

>le reddit spacing

is shitposting.

Pokemon Amusement park when?

Remember to report all /pol/ posters for derailing the thread

Rhyme city ani't kanto genwunner.

>he's still at it
It's an anonymous board my good r*dditor, there's no likes and dislikes here,
you can just peace out instead of chimping out

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I'm unironically looking forward to this

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>pikachu making a point of the black kid's dad not being around
gee uh racist much???

are you shitposting

I thank the Pokemon Company for giving us not one but two visually unappealing Pokemon movies this year.

thats natu you utter plen

kys

What

>thinking this is on the same level as toy ash.

nobody tell him