Comedy edition
/trek/
Gavin Moore
Jayden Baker
Jace Scott
>CAPT’N! The reflux indicators are off the charts and the traction coils are all shot to hell and the transfusion receptors are acting up and the nacelle oscillators are all over the place and the metagenic bio-filters are all in pieces and the subspace inhibitor’s got sparks flying out of it and the transporter buffers are off line and the photon infuser is not responding and hull polarity is at 9% and the trilithium pods are unstable and the axionic transwarp carrier is down for the count and the magnesite-nitron grappler is about to blow and if we don’t get the electroplasmic buffers up and running, there’s no telling how long she’ll hold!
Adam Howard
comfy
Cooper Morgan
they wouldn't watch movies
Wyatt Allen
he hurt little girls in the holodeck
Kevin Wood
That's a lie
Jayden Hernandez
it's the future. they have better things to do than watch movies from the 30s.
Connor Jenkins
>they wouldn’t play jazz music
>they wouldn’t read books
>they wouldn’t perform plays
Julian Williams
you don't fucking get it do you?
Aaron Baker
Says who? Classics never die
Jack Fisher
YOU DON’T FUCKING GET IT
Connor Wilson
Working my way through Deep Space 9 on the horror channel. God I love this show. Sisco has gotten the beard and met Cassidy, and the Obsidian Order and Tal Shiar have been crippled.
Jack Cook
>Computer, load program "/trek/ frens"
>Create 1,000 BFs and VFs in classic TOS attire
>Have them make out and cuddle and laugh at me when I try to talk to them
>Make them get hornier every time I say, "no bully plz"
>Disable safety protocols
Caleb Ward
>tfw no trekkie gf
Chase Gonzalez
Who has the better ass between the two of them?
Dylan Richardson
Could someone post the image of the teenage guy from a tos episode with the "no!" caption? Thanks.
Matthew Wilson
You all promised me Picard was cancelled or at least in chaos and on hold.
David Ross
Jordan Wilson
Why isnt Discovery talking about the 800 lb elephant in the room? The warp factor scale.
Adrian Williams
dunno, never seen em
Ian Wilson
>when odo is all rotten and dissolving
that was fucked.
Easton Cooper
Landon Johnson
Evan Watson
High-concept television.
Samuel Walker
WHO is watching Discoveru???
Christian Morris
She's right you know. It's just dumb that they're doing 3 serialized shows and not one episodic one.
Grayson Peterson
>dumb action schlock with bad writing
>high concept
Jordan Barnes
>It's just dumb that they're doing 3 serialized shows and not one episodic one.
Um sweatie, because it's 2019 not 1989. Normies don't like episodic shows, not when they like to bingewatch an entire season in one afternoon.
Dylan Harris
>patrick stewart was very enamored with the concept of the episode "Disaster", claiming he "couldn't wait" to meet the children
>when meeting the actress that would play the shy ensign, Stewart allegedly said to Gene "You've cast a sexy little girl, Gene." who nodded in agreement. The two men went off to discuss something in private
>stewart begged the writer's room to add a character, played by the young girl that was actually a 3,000 year old alien that just happened to look like a human. her culture would involve wearing fetish gear and stewart provided the costume. When asked where he'd acquired such an outfit, Roddenberry allegedly fired the writer on the spot
What the fuck is up with Patty Stew?
Leo Fisher
Well, the episodic shit is due to the fact that you no longer need to make 25 fucking episodes to play the "we need 100 episodes for syndication" bullshit.
TV just isn't really done this way. The Orville is also questionable in its popularity. It seems to have enthusiastic and loud fans, but I have trouble differentiating "Fans of the orville" from "people that just fucking hate discovery"
I like that Red Letter Media was much less autistic in that regard, as they both mentioned on Patreon that they dropped the Orville after Identity because it was all samey bullshit.
Dominic Allen
There's literally nothing wrong with episodic science fiction though as long as it doesn't rely too much on reset buttons.
Eli Cruz
RLM are morons and anyone who watches them is even dumber. They're also some of the biggest shills on the internet.
Landon Gray
Why did you spend time making this?
Anthony Baker
>RLM are morons and anyone who watches them is even dumber. They're also some of the biggest shills on the internet
I take it you like DC?
Ryan James
Oh boy, I can't wait for [Untitled Picard series] where he's written like a jaded old man like ̶L̶u̶k̶e̶ Jake Skywalker in TLJ, and he eventually sacrifices himself for some powerful womyn of color, as they're the true Next Generation of humanity.
David Green
>RLM aren't morons and anyone who watches them isn't even dumb. They're also not some of the biggest shills on the internet
I take it you like Discovery?
Noah Torres
He's going to be a black woman of colours father figure screenshot this
Jaxson Rogers
Are you even going to provide any evidence for your claims? They're shills because it's a meme that they are so it must be true!!!
Zachary Ramirez
>giving a shit about nuTrek when we have more important isues to discuss
Did O'Brien end up resenting Data for not succeeding in ruining his marriage to Keiko?
Carter Green
>Are you even going to provide any evidence for your claims?
They rated TLJ favorably. You're dismissed.
Jaxon Clark
not that guy, but they didn't rate it favourably. They were incredibly confused by the tone of the movie and didn't understand what the fuck it was trying to do. To this day, they still mock it and it's obvious TLJ killed their what little enthusiasm they had for the series.
Juan Carter
>not that guy, but they didn't rate it favourably
Lies. They literally said to go watch it.
Jose Morales
They basically said that we, the viewers, will know if we want to watch it or not and don't need RLM to recommend it, but considering how Rich also said how the movie left him with no interest in the next movie and Mike cracks jokes about how they're going to have a new SW movie every week, you can easily say they were not rating it favourably and were just tired of it all (not a great reaction to a movie, in my opinion).
Also, who really gives a fuck? If you get pissed at some internet reviewers because they didn't like/liked a movie you had the opposite reaction to, then you're really fucking pathetic.
Asher Martin
>Also, who really gives a fuck? If you get pissed at some internet reviewers because they didn't like/liked a movie you had the opposite reaction to, then you're really fucking pathetic.
You're forgot you're talking to Star Trek fans (losers)
Parker Wood
People who care what youtubers think are the worst.
Elijah Nguyen
Why do people who live in a capitalist free market complain about the integrity of "shills"? Serious replies only.
Aaron Diaz
I'm not a loser I'm fucking awesome and liking Star Trek just makes me even more awesome
YouTube reviewers are hella gay tho and people who care about them are even more gay
Nolan Nguyen
That's the worst fucking cinema room in history, there's no way you can sit on those chairs for 3 hours, where do you put your drink? Also why keep the lights on like in autistic screenings? And T'Pol, turn off your fucking phone.
Ryder Jenkins
>Also, who really gives a fuck?
This is when you know someone has no bullshit defenses left. Yes, RLM are shills. They are clearly biased towards certain fanbases and movies. They appeal only to the braindead, much like Star Trek Discovery.
Dylan Murphy
The only appealing thing about STD is Jett Reno: Space Ranger. All future posts about STD must include a pic of Jett Reno: Space Ranger as well as incorporate her into the body text of the post.
Jason Evans
>That's the worst fucking cinema room in history, there's no way you can sit on those chairs for 3 hours, where do you put your drink?
t. fat person
Jacob Kelly
Because nobody has any actual integrity. We only believe that we believe things.
Logan Brown
Please do not bully my wife who is Dick The Birthday Boy.
Isaac Gomez
>"trotsky murdered people in his supposedly for-the-workers-governement in order to perpetuate what was actually a totalitarian regime for the elite"
>BUT CAPITALISM
>"RLM are unintelligent shills"
>BUT CAPITALISM
Hunter Peterson
That's not true, belief is about making the leap from logical observation to unprovable speculation. Faith must inherently be out of reach or it stops being faith and becomes knowledge.
However, YouTube shills are not shamans with a connection to the unseen, just autistic losers with a webcam and too much free time on their hands. The issue isn't the quality of their opinions but the willingness of the fucking retards who shill here to take their videos about leaks and why blacks and women ruin shows as gospel.
Seriously faggots, it's just a rando on YouTube stfu already
Anthony Fisher
Fuckin' Joe Piscopo.
Levi Peterson
I just think with current technology we can achieve a permanent global revolution and overthrow the 1%, but we are kept divided as a class by social issues that in the grand scheme of things dont matter as much as the pressing class issue.
Caleb Murphy
>we
Adrian Gutierrez
Star Trek?
Henry Carter
Cardies are gross.
Mason Cox
T'Pol's white suit was her best look.
Carson Thomas
That's a Denobulan, you fool.
Jayden Richardson
I don't think it was a Cardi, Denobulan or T'Pol. I forget which alien race it was, though.
Jose Scott
It's awfully nice.
Hudson Thomas
Looks like a Klingon's bum to me.
Parker Kelly
Not a Klingon.
Jaxson Perez
Well it's not Andorian, either. Pink skin.
Christopher Foster
I just remembered. It's from Cogenitor, where Trip falls in love with the third gender sex slave. That's a Vissian bum.
>REED: Maybe you'd like to see the phase-cannon assembly.
>VEYLO: Please.
>(Reed unlocks and removes the hatch.)
>REED: After you.
>(He enjoys the sight of a tightly-trousered rear end.)
>REED: It has multiphasic emitters and a maximum yield of eighty gigajoules.
>VEYLO: Impressive.
>REED: I'm sorry it's so cramped in here.
>VEYLO: Don't be. I've wanted to get a little closer to you all day.
>REED: Really?
>VEYLO: I was hoping to spend some intimate time with you. Maybe we could sleep together tonight.
>(Reed stands up suddenly and hits his head on a pipe.)
Henry Bennett
That seems right. I was going over my head what species ever even got on the enterprise. What a good ep of bad archer.
Kayden Bell
I come here to talk about star trek and because I'm tolerated here.
Nathaniel Lewis
>(He enjoys the sight of a tightly-trousered rear end.)
Jordan Allen
Was Wesley gay?
Caleb Peterson
>it's a those darn kids are up to their usual mischief making and shenanigans at the shopping mall in outer space episode
DS9 sucks
Austin Garcia
Secretly, you love DS9.
Nolan Thompson
Everyone's gay, supposedly.
Gavin Wilson
gay as in happy, sure I am!
Henry Rodriguez
How people can make popcorn last ten minutes into the movie?
Luke Lopez
Well, of course it counts.
Carson Martinez
Based Gene
Jonathan Ramirez
sure
Josiah Clark
Sebastian Brown
>Ash Tyler is suddenly on bord of the klingon battleship even though he is supposed to pretend to be dead and nobody bats an eye
Gavin Ortiz
I'm only part gay.
Josiah Scott
just *inhales* just go with it, brah
Christian Foster
what in the effing fuck am I reading
Jose Kelly
Which kinds of fruit do you find most tempting?
Camden Perry
>it's a Trip fucks anything that moves episode
>it's a crew covers each other in soap episode
Jacob Smith
/trek/ has to become more inclusive if we're to maintain the general. The postnumbers have been dropping lately.
Joshua Hughes
There's nothing wrong with having sex, incel.
Adrian Bailey
>(He enjoys the sight of a tightly-trousered rear end.)
Jason Martinez
As the designated gatekeeper I declare our general to be full up. Newcomers are not welcome.
Sebastian Garcia
Is this teh h0mo Owo
Julian Brooks
hi bashirfaggot, you're my favorite
Angel Torres
>(He enjoys the sight of a tightly-trousered rear end.)
Leo Lee
voy>tos
Oliver Parker
You said VF was your favorite. What exactly is your endgame here?
Justin Clark
I never said that.
Jaxon Rodriguez
Turns out, Michael Burnham is the key.
Owen Fisher
aw fegg
Matthew Cooper
>(He enjoys the sight of a tightly-trousered tripfag.)
Ryder Harris
Who do I have to pay to get Pierce Brosnan to be Captain of a bridge crew of hot alien babes who all get fatter as the series progreses?
Julian Sanchez
I'd watch a show where you get fatter *unzips*
Aiden Harris
That plan got nixed after kirstie alley.
David Parker
Does the Federation allow its citizens to lock their doors? It doesn't seem like it.
Jacob Brown
Leo Cox
I got banned from the holodeck once.
Brayden Young
Oliver Walker
What were you doing?
Adam Perry
Made Geordi look like a first timer.
Mason Stewart
Details, user. Were you making your fellow anons do unspeakably lewd things to each other?
Oliver Miller
I told Barclay what I did and now he won't sit next to me in ten-forward.
Ayden Perry
>Computer. Run a new simulation. Location: Hawaiian beach. Daytime. Summer.
>Simulate senior staff members of the 1701 Enterprise-D, female only. Clothing: none. Placement: buried in sand from the neck down. >Computer, insert open mouth ball gags into each generated senior staff
>Release safety protocols
Julian Lewis
Is that Jackie Aprile Sr.?
Nicholas Butler
You can type it in spoilers if you're afraid of people seeing it. Come on... We're all anonymous here...
Parker Phillips
>Release safety protocols
tourist
Robert Murphy
>
reddit go back
Julian Howard
>just once
What is this amateur hour?
Ayden Perry
why would you bury them in sand then apply gags? I don't think you know anything about those fetishes
bdsm isn't about abusing people it's about surrendering control to someone you trust
Julian Hill
That doesn't even make sense, chomo.
Jaxson Johnson
It's Danny Vermin
Carson Diaz
hi vf
Alexander Ramirez
>why would you bury them in sand then apply gags?
Sweet summer child.
>you're not playing the way I want
Who cares? It has nothing to do with you.
Juan Hill
Let her post. It's content.
Parker Collins
user, you haven't left the holodeck in three days...
Jacob Bell
Hello /trek/, have you completed your klingon lesson today? Our course is in released beta.
Adrian Cruz
Hello frenly! No, I was bullied today so I haven't done my homework
Jayden Foster
Why do these threads always go dark after a while?
Grayson Bailey
When people feel emotionally safe they share their vulnerabilities. Just let anons do how they do, it's much needed content.
Michael Rogers
FUCK U CONTENT GUY FUCK U
Jaxson Phillips
Why are you so toxic?
Aaron Ramirez
Getting constantly banned is not something to be proud of.
Nathan Watson
I'm having trouble with the declensions. What is the dative case of cho'?
Brayden Gonzalez
Sometimes I make posts I know will get me banned because it feels like getting hugged by VF.
Brody Harris
>(They enjoy the sight of a tightly-trousered rear end.)
Parker Myers
she would make a handsome boy
James Sullivan
I've only seen the first season of STD and got distracted and shitfaced halfway through so I don't remember if Jett Reno: Space Ranger was in it or not but she seems cool
Might check out STD again if Jett Reno: Space Ranger becomes a main character
Jason Cruz
Forgot to attach a pic of Jett Reno: Space Ranger
Jayden Walker
She really doesn't have enough material to hold an ensemble spot. She's guest at best which is unfortunate cause she's one of the few nearly watchable things in S2.
Noah Thomas
hmmmm sounds like Jett Reno: Space Ranger is my kind of woman
William Nguyen
Her doing her standup bit modified for use in the show is the only thing on the series that was actually scripted.
Brody Cruz
>Garak, what's his power level?
Gabriel Garcia
>hella tuff comedian as a space ranger in star trek
holly fuck yea why didn't you people tell me about Jett Reno: Space Ranger sooner
Matthew Wood
Seth should bring in Kirk Fox as the all knowing ships janitor for The Orville
Caleb Kelly
She's a quipwhore.
Carter King
Was jack crusher a cuck? Just got done rewatching Family and jack says how relieved he is that he can see everyone he loved in wesley.
Hunter Johnson
There was an aborted arc early on that Picard had literally cucked Jack Crusher and was Wesley's real father, but they ditched it by season 3.
Xavier Richardson
I thought I did but it turns out I was still in the holodeck lol
For all I know you are a hologram
Hudson Sanders
>Sewage Joe in Parks and Rec
>Blade the Carnie in Community
Does this dude just take roles for the lulz?
James Turner
Probably gets a lot of callbacks for dirtbag roles, like Jason Mantzoukas (who could be The Orville Ash Tyler)
Jason Thompson
What are you supposed to be working on, /trek/?
Jace Peterson
Go back to work, veefers
Wyatt Adams
this helps the creative process
Carter Martin
>Anonymous
Meaning while pierce is healthy and thin.
Kevin Richardson
You can't deny, /trek/, that you're still a dangerous, savage child-general.
Ayden Morgan
Damn Keiko hit the wall
Grayson Lewis
Taking TNG from the top one more time and noticing a few times where Tasha blew her cover:
>Tasha gets frozen by Q, supposedly solid
>fingers visibly shaking, faking being frozen
>magically recovers once Q pushes Picard into suggesting a test
>only Tasha and Picard wind up in the penalty box
>both are released once Riker realizes he doesn't want to be a Q
How sure are we Tasha wasn't a scout for the Continuum and that Q didn't dip himself in black shit and call himself Annus and fake Tasha's death as a cover for calling her back in?
Jaxon Stewart
Reminder that Q never removed Riker's powers and he practiced self control for the rest of his life.
Hunter Howard
How many conundrums were caused by RikerGod getting bored with mundane surveys?
Jose Green
This only fits in with the case I'm building against Tasha. As soon as the Q make contact with a suitable recruit she is mysteriously "killed" by an omnipotent tar pit. Then in later series they keep encountering alternate versions of Tasha through time travel, Romulan trickery the Romulans being a Q illusion designed to accelerate the development of the galaxy, or direct Q shenanigans in the series finale.
Honestly who even believes Tasha's "planet full of rape gangs" cover? It sounds like something designed to prevent people from asking too many questions.
Nolan Wright
Was the aluminum dildo standard equipment? Was it custom made? Do they have courses on crafting one at the academy? What was its purpose?
Isaac Myers
Have you seen the man at the all you can eat seafood buffet on Risa? He doesnt know the meaning of the word self control. He just drank the scampi with a straw from a margarita glass.
Xavier Nelson
Imagine the friction
Isaiah Bell
And people were so casual about the rape gangs, too. "Oh yeah, don't want to visit that federation colony, heard the rape gangs are out in record numbers this year!" and literally no one does anything to stop it.
Bentley Brown
Former Feddie colony
Robert Baker
In Farpoint Tasha is repeatedly the first to suggest firing phasers and torpedoes, baiting Picard in taking aggressive actions. Literally every interaction with her is a prompt for Picard to deliver a more peaceful solution.
With Worf it makes sense because he's Klingon and autistic about his job as bomb boy. With Tasha, who is supposedly from a planet full of predators, it makes no sense for her to want to kill anything which approaches the ship unless she's intentionally trying to provoke Picard.
Also of interest is the fact Tasha chooses an immortal, ageless android as her mate, someone who will never fall to foolish fleeting emotions and who is also trying to find a way to transcend their current limitations. Either Tasha just wanted a vibrator or she found a soulmate in Data, whom she knew would feel no pain when it was time for her to leave.
Henry Foster
>Just found out /wsg/ has a Star Trek general with no tripfags
later faggots
Christopher Kelly
boring and samefag
Evan Nguyen
What was the deeper meaning behind this scene?
Wyatt Cook
bye
Hudson Flores
>"Fate: Protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise." - Riker
was it really fate or was Riker working with Tasha's spirit unseen beyond the veil?
Aaron Howard
Mirror universe reference
Easton Gomez
The last time I went to the movies with him, he ate all of my crab legs
Liam King
>little children
You were right not to try
Lucas Powell
ya whatevs where's your award winning post user?
Jack Cruz
>It's not a real person, Lutan. It has no life. Everything it does is controlled by computer.
Jonathan Miller
Would you take orders from an Artificial Lifeform, /trek/?
Isaiah Cox
I probably wouldn't take orders from a regular life form. I'm very lazy.
Joshua Brooks
You seem like a gentle soul who keeps it real.
Brayden Mitchell
did Odo identify as incel?
Grayson Cook
He was admitted volcel in S1. He just wanted to catch bad guys.
Carson Fisher
>be odo
>could get your world rocked by the daughter of the Fifth House, the Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, and Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed
>refuse
He deserves all the pain in his life
Oliver Lopez
A brave face but clearly even he thought that was him coping
Aiden Cruz
when was Steve Minecraft on Trek?
Gabriel Barnes
INFAMOUS
He didn't have solid empathy in S1, he only knew them as an observer. I can't imagine the cardies would leave without testing if he was fully functional anyway.
Ryan Clark
>tfw no one has a courage to grow a power mullet anymore
Asher Murphy
There are still some of us who remember the oppression of billy ray cyrus. Never again.
Jose Perez
Why was Count Dooku in Star Trek?
Angel Cox
Lwaxana makes me hard as diamonds
Anthony Davis
You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone
You can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone
You can tell my arms go back to the farm
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more
But don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Jordan Johnson
fuck you
Eli Barnes
achy
breaky
heart
Landon Carter
Midnight's Edge have clarified that CBS were given two options - to reconsider their course and include more fan-pleasing elements, or to start production now and forge ahead with Secret Hideout/Bad Robot's plan. Midnight's Edge have made it clear CBS have chosen the latter to begin production a week late.
Parker Ross
>/wsg/
I would like the opportunity to add sounds to my webms but also fuck gookmoot.
Jaxson Cook
Oh, cool, thanks! It's great to know that Midnight's Edge is never wrong, has never been wrong, and will never be wrong.
Maybe this Easter season it's time to consider that Midnight's Edge is the second coming of Jesus.
Nathaniel Bell
>Nog advises a teenage leader on negotiation tactics; O'Brien becomes a Bajoran village's unwilling guru.
literally me rn
Evan Carter
>"""""""""""high""""""""""""" concept shows
David Gomez
/r/startrek are all assholes, cunts, faggots and niggers. I love you /trek/
Kevin Barnes
Every series needs a cloudkino. The Storyteller is up there with Obsession and Hero Worship in the hierarchy of cloudisodes.
And yes, nebulae count as clouds. Otherwise we'd have to exclude the Voyager episode The Cloud.
Jason Stewart
When have they been wrong before? They just move the goalposts so they're never incorrect!
STD is legally not the Prime Timeline and cannot include Trek elements unless they're 25% different? Oh shit, they're using footage from The Cage! Well, STD is able to license individual elements whenever they want, to fool viewers.
Short Treks were laughed out of the room when offered to Netflix? Oh shit, they're on Netflix. Well, CBS must have just offered them for next-to-nothing, trust us.
Picard is in serious production trouble and may be delayed indefinitely. Oh shit, within 10 hours of us saying that it began filming? Well, it began a week later than we say it should have, so it must have been due to chaos behind the scenes and a hasty course that will result in a terrible show.
Never forget, if you're negative before anything even comes out, and then hate it anyway, you can never be wrong!
Sebastian Miller
Any Treks to go on when the sun has set, you've achieved a perfect balance of your energies, the gate is open, and you can hear the screams of the spirits you're going to bind to your will rolling in with the roar of the ocean?
Matthew Gomez
Wyatt Hill
Oliver Williams
He looks je- nice
Brody Bailey
Where my B-gurrl at tho?
Cooper Watson
I don't understand this post.
Asher Peterson
You read the posts here?
John Perez
Baby, don't you play me cheap
I may have a heap
Of that junk called money, honey
Wouldn't you
Feel disappointed
If it's true
Don't you play me cheap
Because I look so meek
I might be that galaxy class daddy
That could go for you in a great big way
Don't you think I'm asleep
When you're wise crying
I play the game and I know it well
Can't you pull a fast one on anybody
But be going behind my back
Don't you play me cheap
Don't you make no grief
Oh you little sly mama
Don't you play me cheap
Caleb Collins
reddit.com
Episode one of Destiny takes place on Picard's vineyard. Just fuck up my shit now
Isaac Ramirez
>[white privilege intensifies]
Jonathan Powell
You're just ngry at /got/ being so big now.
Isaac Brown
Did anyone else tear up?
Josiah Clark
Logan Garcia
>le
Asher Phillips
the picard will suck chomo balls
Ian Carter
its that race with the (((third gender))) that has the other two genders babies for them
Elijah King
Just the fun and weird ones.
Logan Gonzalez
Do you intend to
Put an end to
A sweet beginning like this, like this
You wouldn't dare to
Would you care to
Now that we've found so much bliss
Do you intend to
Put an end to
The only real joy we've known
You shouldn't try to
You know why too
Because we'd both be a-lone
Can't you see we belong together
Forever and not a day
And when I say forever
I mean forever and not a day
We get along now
It'd be wrong now
To let our dreams go a-miss
Do you intend to
Put an end to
A sweet beginning like this
Elijah Price
James Garcia
I've often seen people shitpost about how DS9 'ripped off' Babylon 5, which seems to be inconclusive.
How come nobody ever mentioned that VOY blatantly ripped off Babylon 5 in Living Witness, one of the best episodes in the series? Living Witness aired half a year after B5's season 4 finale, which also involved political partisans the better part of a millennium after the events of the show creating a holographic reconstruction of the ship and its crew with really faulty history for propaganda purposes. It even has the exact same beats with the Captain going on a comically evil 'might makes right' rant and the Doctor being a mengele psychopath, and one of the holograms thwarting the attempt at phony history.
I honestly assumed it was B5 blatantly copying VOY until I checked the air dates.
Jaxon Long
Lucas King
Humans only make up less than 1% of the galaxy, yet they are represented in 100% of media. Explain this, shills.
Ethan Edwards
False.
There's no humans in Black Panther.
Brody Reyes
>chartfag spamming his gay shit
k im out
Cooper Russell
Brody Hill
liar, yu'll stay
Logan Clark
Now I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
I let into my home, you wouldn't leave my thread alone
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
Now I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
I'll be tickled to death when you leave this earth you dog
When you're lyin' six feet deep, no more fried chicken will you eat
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
Now listen here, I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
I'll be standin' on the corner high, when they bring your body by
I'll be glad when you're dead, you know I'm gonna be so happy when you're gone
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
Jace Hill
Julian Hughes
Can't post more without losing my job but remember this for when Section 31 comes closer to its release. This is the current cast/crew.
Michelle Yeoh as Philippa Georgiou
Shazad Latif as Ash Tyler
??? as unnamed Vulcan female
??? as Leonard McCoy
??? as the voice of Control 2.0
Christopher Torres
lose ur job i dont care. starbucks
Andrew Butler
>t. trigger tranny
Jackson Cruz
fuck /wsg/
the retarded faggot version of /trek/
Kayden Carter
>posting on /wsg/
the most incel board of all
Evan Johnson
>webm spamfag tries to get people to post in his faggy /wsg/ thread
>no one cares
gg
Joshua Scott
No that's /tg/
Hunter Ward
/tvtrek/>/tgtrek/>>>>>>>>>>>>r/startrek/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>≥>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/wsgtrek/
Mason Stewart
Don't forget the Dilation Station!
Thomas Reyes
>be old as fuck
>get btfo by kids on Yea Forums for always posting gay shit
>start posting gay shit on reddit
>get btfo there too
>go back to spamming gay shit on Yea Forums
kys
Christopher Walker
Ayden Morris
circle of life, chomo
Robert Gonzalez
Which one will go first?
Jose Parker
the fanbase
Kayden Morris
Statistics say that Mulgrew will bury them all
David Young
the franchise
Zachary Adams
honestly surprised shatner hasnt croaked yet, hes ancient
Carson Mitchell
>shatner still kickin
what a bull
Matthew Peterson
clever.
Isaiah Cox
What happened to old /trek/?
John Smith
Stewart. Check my numbers.
Joshua Morales
>cruel
>petty
>flat
gg
Kevin Jenkins
Joshua Garcia
Chart tard spamming the same bullshit again and again every night killed everyone's enthusiasm to contribute OC
Camden Lopez
hehhe
Jeremiah Martin
>tfw I always give chart-tard positive feedback to keep him going.
Nolan Butler
Avery looks a little thin imo
Benjamin Hill
Chart tard's retarded charts are fun.
Looks like he got some lipo or something but its probly just extreme jazz overdose.
Brayden Jones
You retarded nigger.
Cameron Green
How old is too old?
I often get the impression that an old fags aren’t wanted. At what age do you plan to give up shitposting?
John Ramirez
I'm 54 and still going strong
Asher Roberts
Ethan Kelly
ew
Jaxon Sanders
Since I'm sick of just seeing Star Trek series since the 60s exclusively being about Starfleet and Federation people saving the day.
Gavin Robinson
andrew robinson played garak as "omnisexual", as in he'll fuck anything if it serves his interests. or at the very least give the appearance he'll fuck you if it serves his interests. funny how nobody in the wokesphere has published a bazillion articles about "Star Treks First Pansexual". then again they also forgot about sisko and (brielfy) hailed STD as the first black-lead trek.
Christopher Nelson
>Burnhams the key to all this. Because she's a more woke character than we've ever had in the series. Hopefully it'll work. We may have gone too far in places.