British footballer has only watched 8 films

r8 his watchlist

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Chad/10

Absolutely based

1 Jurassic Park
2 Seabiscuit
3 Cool Runnings
rest are trash

Nice bait.

/ourguy/

British footballer shows his appreciation for Rowan Atkinson's classic comedic character Mr. Bean, says 'funny'

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I'm dead serious. movies and tv are shit 95% of the time. I'm just here for /got/

Based Chad who never fell for the visual jew

This is what happens when you watch The sneedson's movie.

its game of quips at this point

Owen's twitter is kino.

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episode 2 was at least decent, should have been merged with the first episode.

hes so superior to those two persons
based owen

quality over quantity. what a record. absolutely based. truly refined palate

>I'm dead serious. movies and tv are shit 95% of the time. I'm just here for /got/
the absolute irony

Rooney's twitter is kino

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/ourguy/

>Imagine actually having a life beyond bland corporate franchises designed to distract you from achieving anything lasting and worthwhile, l-lol.

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>didnt like heat

fucking pleb he probably hangs out on reddit

me on the right

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>'ate watchin films
>'ate talkin about films
>'ate 'earin about films
>love not watchin films
>love not talkin films
>love not 'earin about films
simple as

what the fuck do you do all day when you dont watch movies?

Seeing shit like this just makes me incredibly frustrated about how literal troglodytes get to be multimillionaires, not even inherited wealth.
Don't mean to fedorapost but fucking hell.

He should watch Blade Runner 2049, he will then like kino.

You're not intelligent

Do you watch movies all day?

do you fags really watch movies all day? I haven't seen a movie in years.
>what the fuck do you do
I explore the woods and loot abandoned mines. it's pretty cool to actually take an adventure than to live them vicariously.

if they want to win the game, they’ll have to score more goals than the opposition.

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no clue who he is, but if that statement is true then he’s my new hero

its funny because owen was in the greatest adkino of all time

youtube.com/watch?v=CFnymJDZAS8

no but you literally have to force yourself to only watch 8 movies your entire life cause even if i only count movies i've watched with family/friends it's a lot more than 8.
movies i've watched as a kid with my family would cover that pretty much
it's almost like a phobia

>been forced to watch
yep, hero confirmed

I'm not, but even with a mediocre as fuck degree I reserve the right to be upset when I read about some of these sport stars raking in cash being literally illiterate.
It's even worse in America where good performance in sports can get you a free pass through classes, so on top of everything they get to pretend to have finished university.

did you see that ludicrous display last night?

He has talent. You have nothing but your middle class parents. Get rekked.

>illiterate
>watching movies
movies are for people who either can't read or don't have imagination user.

This bait is weird as fuck. I'm not going to say it was written by a negro, but it seem likely.

Why didn't you just git gud at football then?

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>go through life being forced to watch movies
>95% of them are terrible
>hurr durr why you fraid o' movies user?

>go through life being harassed by stray dogs
>95% of them try to bite you
>hurr durr why are you fraid o' dogs user?

Nah, wasn't referring to Owen. Rooney's spelling triggered me to remember anecdotal shit.

>go through life being forced to watch movies
>95% of them are terrible
except he's watched good movies

>Forest Gump
>Rocky
>good movies
y..yea user

ur gay

>comparing the possibility of having to watch a shitty movie to that of being attacked by stray dogs
I mean look Cool Runnings isn't The Godfather, but it's really not that bad.

You can't get good at it after being ten or so. Also not him. Shit is very competitive, specially in countries obsessed with it

must be why he looks so happy

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based/10

not as kino as robert huth, when he tried to spot mental patients on twitter

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that's drugs

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>Most movies made nowadays suck anyway.
>In the future expect people like him to be the norm.
However much you wish this to be true, this is not remotely close to being a possibility. People love consuming shit (e.g., capeshit, star wars, etc).

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I agree, i posted the only 3 good movies on the list here I'm saying you should be able to make associations if you're not a tard. if 95% of something is terrible, it's not a bad idea to avoid whatever it is unless the 5% makes up for it. movies suck because you can waste 2 hours and have it turn to shit at any point. you can tell how well a book is written without having to read half of it.

>Footballer so nothing he sits on a bench or occasionally takes a break from it to feign injury
>Article from 2014
WHO
FUCKING
CARES

All footballers are legit retarded

He actually has the accent of a baby

European football is one thing, but american football is legitimately a health hazard. There are probably other scholarship deals like basketball and hockey, though.

D U M B K I N O

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he hate winning something relevant too

Rooney is unironically a brainlet.

Jurassic Park is the only good one and it's still just a popcorn flick but a very good one. Males are complete plebs when it comes to the medium of film holy shit, capeshit and this dude are prime examples.

only heat is ok the rest is kidcore

>you can waste 2 hours and have it turn to shit at any point
only if you have no taste or understanding of the medium whatsoever, i can tell just as fast as with a novel whether a film is worthwhile. the way it's shot, edited, the writing, etc. are you really that much of an aesthetically numb plotfag

Yea Forums incarnate

>Heat
He doesn't need to watch more movies since every movie after that is a disappointment.

>Cool Runnings
The man has excellent taste

He's probably just really really autistic. Most people who play sports are in some way.

I bet your favourite movie is Blade Runner or some shit you faggot hipster.

Are those threads really that good to warrant sifting through a board for? Also why u in this one den

This can be applied to every race honestly

Heat
Rocky
Jurassic Park
Karate Kid
Cool Runnings
Ghost
Forrest

Never seen Seabiscuit but probably better than Boomer Gump

>’ate films
>love footie
>simple as

>It's safe to say Michael Own had to overcome a fair few challenges.
Fucking LOL. Why does everyone always pretend that Chads have had to overcome fucking anything? He's had that smile on his face since he was 5. I'm glad he's autistic, I hope his wife hates him too.

shit bait

>based Owen

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Neither are you or Micheal Owen, kek, what a shitty retort.

More English footballer twitter kino

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No it genuinely isn't. He can do something at a level that only a few people in the entire world can. So much so that people will pay to see it.

It's not like he's some reaity star, he may be an idiot but he's made a success with what he's been given and probably trained really hard his entire life too.

this is way better than the Owen shit.

Pretty based

>He can do something at a level that only a few people in the entire world can.
You have a disturbingly disconnected few of sports.

>Not being able to handle the bantz this hard.

WOAH, THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING
ALSO VERY MOVIE RELATED SO IT'S FINE

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Not too bad

He should watch The Lord of the Rings and then he really doesn't need to see another movie

What a fucking idiot

His response was 100% justified here though. Zoe is an example of women ruining everything

>His response was 100% justified here though.
Not really, he got offended someone brought up his shitty record. Meanwhile regular Joe is allowed to have bellyfat rolling over his shorts because he isn't being payed 30 million to stay in shape.

>he needs to watch this gay fantasy shit for kids
yeah he's truly missing out

t. women

Chat shit get banged, Zoe

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where did "simple as" come from?

Assblasted fatty detected

Life.

Absolutely dead sides user. More of this guy?

I find it endearing when people go full retardmode in writing.
Makes them seem like big, simple babies.

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offended wannabe sports star detected. Why can't you handle the banz? Peasant? I bet your fat to top it off too. kek

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>ITT: Zoomers making fun of boomers not using social media correctly to make themselves feel better about being worthless NEETs while the foootballers are making millions and banging numerous women

kek

Our guy

>few of sports

literally what's so extreme about not watching many movies

Why are you white knighting millionaires? They ain't gonna shag you kid.

Who gives a shit honestly?

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He's good, you're not.

youtube.com/watch?v=05wJaKtciH0

based. wish more of Yea Forums were like this guy.

>this far into the thread
>no one has posted the video of owen in his prime bullying a 13 year old goalkeeper
youtu.be/WqOxNspUPyE

This is the typical Brit. What a fucking shitshow

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I know many people who have watched fewer than that

If he doesn't watch films, what did he do when injured or on the bench for most of his career?

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Whatever he wants

bet on horse racing

Sounds like he belongs here, I say invite him in.

Crouch was once asked what he would have been if he hadn't become a footballer.

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I'm not. I just saw a bunch of losers trying to feel better and wanted to ruin their fun

Britfags make the shittiest threads. Britchan needs to comeback so you retards can post your garbage there.

>Unchecked quads
The absolute STATE of Yea Forums

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Go back to the thread of Americans bootlicking their shitty ISP monopolies.

Why can’t they just be stuck on killers like black people

That guy must understand happiness. Not saying he must be happy, but he had it for long period of times, compared to us losers.

it rubs off on foreign players in the uk too

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He's kinda correct given all the affairs from strictly over the years

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karl pilkington?

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he's a former liverpool player so it kinda makes sense

is this when he was at stoke? fucking legend.

So you are a commie? Be mad at the boomer faggots making this guy rich not Rooney himself

>All footballers are legit retarded
I wouldn't say all, but pretty much at least 80% are idiots. The other 20% are alright.

a white man wrote this

I’ve watched thousands of movies. Never watched Heat. Not on purpose, just never stumbled upon it or went out of my way. Should I?

What did he mean by this?

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>Males are complete plebs when it comes to the medium of film holy shit
>males also made the best movies
I positive this one is an actual woman. go get her, champs

it would've been based without the last sentence

He's a specialist, you are not

Based Wanyama

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>Browsed Yea Forums 8 hours on average every day for the past 3 years
>Have seen 9 movies in my entire life
>The last movie I saw was in 2011

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You are not seeing reality, my friend. You are seeing a creation of what somebody wants you to see. That's it.

The only information we get about Muslims here in the east is almost always slanted and biased against them. When I went to places like Egypt, Tunisia, and later even Iraq and A-stan, I found the people themselves to be way fucking misrepresented.

Believe what you see.
Ignore what you're shown via (((broadcasters))), because it's being shown for a reason.

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Who fucking cares

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>2011
Was it drive?

Is he actually autistic?

what the absolute fuck?

The only thing more pathetic than watching movies all day is playing soccer all day. What a fag sport

No wonder he hates movies

All of those are shit

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I'm in the same boat, bro. Honestly I cannot understand how anyone could look at the history of the white races and then proceed to fuck with them in any way.

For roughly 2000 years the Europeans did nothing but fight each other tooth and nail constantly. When they got tired of that, they left their continent just to look for things to fight. After they were done fighting in every jungle on every continent, they got right back to fighting each other again in the two most destructive wars ever witnessed in history. Whites descend primarily from absolutely ruthless and cunning killers. Why would you pick a fight with a man who has the blood of an entire army of genocidal maniacs running through his veins?

I mean, when you're dealing with people whose violence is beyond comprehension in its scale when it's directed at themselves, how well do non-whites really expect to be treated when they aren't on good terms?

I mean for fucks sake, the last time white people got angry at a non-white race--like really, genuinely angry--they split the atom, opening up an entire new era of science and incinerating 100,000 people before they had breakfast and ruining the genetic lineage of survivors for decades to come. Then they did it again a few days later for no real reason.

Seriously. Why would anyone fuck with them?

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>only watched 8 movies
>probably only read 2 pre-school books
>thick as pigshit
And these people are considered heroes to kids.

(You)

Overall 5/10

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Incredibly based

yep

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Why is this Eurofag thread still active. Fuck off Eurofags.

It's still 3 more hours till the board is overran with burgers and it becomes an unbrowsable shitflinging contest. The thread will be gone by then.

It amuses me when I read all the attempts made to make kids study and become (say) scientists while they clearly would prefer to become a soccer star.
And why wouldn't they?

>Heat

No true man could possibly hate Heat

Wasn't ready for this actually being this funny and spat water all over myself

For real, not even memeing in the slightest

He's probably a happy and well-adjusted people-oriented person.
Supposedly JFK was also bored by movies and would leave to talk to a human being.

Nah it's classic Jew. They try to incite fear to get their way.

and between all that they build the least corrupt and most advanced civilization you retard

have sex

he must think movies are really good.