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The leaks
give them to me
Good OP
Alys in another episode!
awesome thread. fuck the /GOT/ one.
Azor Karl
If you could take on the appearance of any character, who would you choose?
Will all the corpses from Battle of the Bastards join NK?
Anyone have an episode 2 stream?
Post yfw Ghost was just a doggo standing on a box.
GIVE ME THE LEAKS OR I'M GONNA PISS MYSELF
Ned Umber give me back my lost legions !!
smirking whore from highgarden post
>tfw the Winterfell defenders are about to be overwhelmed
>tfw they see a light coming from the south
>tfw it's Radmure, coming to save the day
NOW there's glory enough to go around.
I'm not any good at photo editing, but here you go.
>Theon is now one of the best young actors on the show together with Sam.
>Every other actor below the age of 50 fucking sucks
Why
Can someone post the kino pasta of Jon becoming the NK and telling people to forget him
Also where is the original from?
t. pleb
Leaked clip of next episode!
>snowboarding his way into the battle
he's coming back next episode right?
>ARCHER 3-2, THIS IS ARCHER 3-3. ADJUST FIRE. SHIFT WINTERFELL. DANGER CLOSE, OVER.
>THIS IS ARCHER 3-2. ADJUST FIRE, OUT.
>THREE PLATOONS. WHITE WALKERS IN THE OPEN. SOME AIRBORNE, OVER.
>WHITE WALKERS IN THE OPEN, OUT.
>SHIFT FROM WINTERFELL: EAST 500, NORTH 200, OVER.
>EAST 500, NORTH 200, OUT.
>THREE ROUNDS, HE, SHORT FUSE, OVER.
>THREE ROUNDS, HE, SHORT FUSE, OUT.
>SHOT, OVER.
>SHOT, OUT.
>SPLASH, OVER.
>SPLASH, OUT.
>EAST 100, NORTH 200, FIRE FOR EFFECT, OVER.
>EAST 100, NORTH 200, FIRE FOR EFFECT, OUT.
>EFFECT IS GOOD. LOTS OF LITTLE PIECES, OVER.
>ROGER, OUT.
NIKOLAI FUCKING COASTER FUCKING WALAAADUU
wtf is happening in Dorne, Riverlands and Stormlands?
xxth for Azhor Jaime
What an absolute garbage episode. You could skip the entire thing and lose almost nothing.
>young
He's a 32 year old man, he was never one of Le young actors
>Radmure SSStyling on the NK while doing 900s and Hardflips from the Winterfell Siege Ramps
He's 48, but you're right.
Lower the age to people below 45 then
Why did they force an Arya sex scene? Was that REALLY necessary?
the normies demanded it
Necessary for my dick
>a puppet and creative framing
>here's your ghost bro
Top kek
stannis still lives?
But what about the strategy..?
>48 years old
roasties eternally BTFO
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
They don't exist
Imagine the sex...
why the fuck is he married to a goblina though
STANNIS
lol no
show stannis killed his own daughter he's less redeemable than theon and he had to go through the reek phase.
so leaks were correct then? Brienne is going to be killed next week?
Based
I doubt Stannis and littlefinger's bodies were burned. Their corpses would still be intact enough to be resurrected as wights and presumably the night king resurrects every corpse in his wake
>Its going to be infirm old man fires his arrow before the command and kills a whitewalker episode
Excuse me for interrupting, but I have a question:
PRESTON WHEN?
>the giant pile of corpses slowly crawling out of the ground
>but not just men
>"WUN-WUN, I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN"
Beric is going to give Stannis the kiss of life.
Get hype for Stannis Stoneheart
I miss her, lads, I just want her to rest her head on my shoulder, and I could stroke her hair after she's had a rough day.
There's a good chance, she's at the end of her story arc and has nothing else to do
Because women age like shit, so couples that are the same age inevitably end up looking like the guy is dating his mom.
Who's radmure?
Sincere question I don't remember the lad
No, all the normies were crying about how it was child porn or something.
Brehs..... we may actually get the kiss of life next episode
You know what they say: love is blind.
They were probably cleaned up already
What happened with the pretty Tyrel fagboi, havent seen the last season or two
will this fat cunt, this always hamburger eating, self identified american "tolkien" but confirmed hack, ever finish the fucking books!? Or are we going to have to ask Brian Herbert to fucking do it?
Heh
He's the guy who indirectly got Robb killed because he cannot follow a simple instruction of 'stay here and don't do anything'.
>We'll use bran in the godswood as bait, NK will waltz right in and Theon will protect him
Like it will play out anything like that. Ep was all filler and quips, with a dash of Arya titty
Varus what the fuck do you mean white walkers where the hell are my legions???
The Nightking will personally poke Stannis' body and turn him into a Whitewalker
>tfw make meme and can't post it because of hiromoot's RETARDED IP RANGE BAN
Got blown up when Cersei ackbar'd the sept
He got blown up.
Why is the Night King so beautiful?
Where the fuck is Illyrio?
I still don't understand why the Night King didn't take out Drogon while he was on land.
literally the only good Aaronovsky movie, and by accident
what the fuck is she going on about wanting to defend winterfell? she can't fight on the battlefield, she'll get torn to shreds by wights.
honestly i'm getting sick of this character being condescending to all the adults and expecting us to cheer for her
The things you do for love...
>a puppet
lol those are hard to make
try a greenscreen pic of a wolf they had left over from an earlier season.
Because he knew he can't pierce the thick plot armor.
>tfw you are just too much of a chad so you have to gimp your kid's genes to give the human race a chance
Robb got himself killed, you cuck
Amazing writing. You think they'd actually use logic to any degree? How about Jon retardedly running off and fighting instead of getting on the dragon to fly the fuck away?
Lol bro it's fantasy, just turn your brain off, have sex.
Everthing about Arya is disgusting. I don't know which one was worse: the knives to the wall scene or the quasisex scene.
I hope she gets all hyped up then gets frozen with terror the moment a wight is near her, maybe have her men die while trying to protect her and then she can either be saved or run away screaming.
Absolute despair
why kill her? I mean really, WHO THE FUCK RULES THE REACH? THERE ARE NO TYRELLS LEFT
ANSWER ME THIS D&D
DABIDDDDDD
I always wondered about this though.
We're shown that melisandre isn't full of shit and her magic actually works (with the shadow shit), then we learn about blood magic (with the goblinshanker) and she specifically says that the blood of kings is what makes it work.
Knowing all that, wouldn't the fact that Stannis lost the battle mean the blood magic didn't work (remember, she used much smaller amounts from gendry and got results) and, therefore, mean Shireen wasn't Stannis' daughter?
Or is this just another d&d sponsored plot hole?
Imagine the jaw his tranny son will have
Because shooting down a dragon mid air is maximum kino, NK is clearly an aestheticsfag
Why didnt the evacuate all the non combatants further souf that rather leave them in a crypt full dead people waiting to wake up
they really nailed stannis casting. an old autistic baldlet seething over muh rightful throne
what happened to her again? ANd her brother?
NK won't be walking in, maybe one of the other nameless WW, and a horde of wights in the crypts.
the magic did work, but Ramsay had already BTFO them too hard for it to do much.
100% dead next episode:
Brienne
Tormund
Gendry
Jorah
Edd
Theon
Grey Worm
50% dead:
Davos
Podrick
Bear Loli
Jaime will die in the final episode along with Cersei.
The sacrifice worked though right? It cleared the snow for the Battle of the Bastards.
This bitch is the worst meme character on the show. I hate the feminist agenda like everyone else but you can't deny Dany is an important character, or even Sansa for that matter. But this fucking child talking down to adults is the epitome of ridiculous and useless. I wish she never existed.
Lannisters probably installed someone loyal there, and once shit goes tits up in the North, whoever is there is gonna camp that shit and ignore Cersei.
>Blocks you are path in Cersei
>has you all raped and dragged through the streets
In which way did it work, then? All it seemed to do was scare some mercs away
>fuck tradition
KEK BASED FUCK DRUMPF I'M WITH HER
got Allah Akbard in the church
>she can't fight on the battlefield, she'll get torn to shreds by wights.
A lord on the front inspires morale, and as long as she kills at least two wights she'll have done her part
This is armageddon, you're not gonna be picky about who fights and who doesn't
none of the strategy made any sense at all.
meh
Dolorous Edd better not fucking die. He's the only good person left. Let his true Stark nature come through and have him become Warden of the North.
take your meds, boomer
I don't know if you've noticed, but there's literally nobody in charge of any of the kingdoms, except the North and KL itself.
do they all think Maisie is 13 years old?
Was the sacrifice only for clearing snow?
Jesus christ what a waste of a child
Also, clearing the snow isn't even a positive thing for Stannis, it is a neutral outcome
>daughters
Too bad
Necessary to give us another Baratheon bastard
Do you all have autism or something? She's a little girl and wants to do what she thinks is right, just like the other girl who wanted to be a soldier. why are you all getting so worked up over this
>on the right
>jaw is bigger than the rest of the head
Holy fuck.
Haven't watched GOT in years, does Cersei still have access to wildfire?
>gifts the enemy a dragon and the ability to destroy the wall in exchange for the support of somebody who was always going to stab him in the back
So this is the power of norfern intelligence
I mean she looks like one
left is cute right is la creatura
genetic lottery is a bitch
By the way why didn't they pump her full of milk of the poppy to make her unconscious and THEN burn? It's just blood they need, right? In that case why the fuck make her go through agonizing pain?
Well, they burned Shireen in S5 and they can still move around in the North in S8. Either the spell was that strong or D&D forgot about winter.
it's not a feminist agenda thing you muppet, how can you not understand that all the men are getting BTFO and leaving kids in charge
she's around the same age as the stark kids + Dany are in the books, so I guess Gurm is le feminist agenda man too
How is the NK not outnumbered ?
Weren't there supposed to be:
100k dothraki
20k unsullied
30k northmen
5k freefolk
>everybody expecting Gendry to die
>Instead Arya dies without killing anybody
>Gendry goes full TARG FUCKING SHITS, crushes Danys head with a warhammer on top of a frozen lake
>Bran confirms he's actually Roberts son
>Marches towards King's Landing with Northerners loyal to him because fuck the guy who sold his crown
>GoT ends with BARATHEONS sitting on the throne once again and Starks ruling the north
This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.
It's not been mentioned since she blew up the Sept of Baelor but probably.
Who is your waifu/husbando?
>why kill her?
muh prophecy from maggy the frog for cersei
Yes.
this would be true kino
>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos
this is honestly hilarious. wonder how d&d will explain what happened to reach, stormlands, dorne
OH WAIT
THEY WON'T
They should though, since every dead person is a new wight and children are much more dangerous as wights than as normal humans.
>the one on the right got his chad genes
>but is a girl so the jaw looks stupid
FUCK
He needs a trueborn male heir
I think you mean Brian Herbert's ghost writer
Had to show off the wrong scars.
well since you didn't specifically say "in got"
Do you have precise NK's numbers? He had fuck knows how many before Hardhome, then gained a fuckton more.
this show's dialogue sucks now
Dothraki all froze to death because they refused to put on more clothes
the irony is that if he didn't ask for help with the white walkers they would have never got through
its like poetry you see, it rhymes
and...who...are...youuu
>wasting genes on a goblina, get goblina kids
>2 fucking daughters
*hits pipe*
I think so, the winter was Stannis' biggest barrier at the time. They had a shot of her with melting ice afterwards right, it's been a while.
How many a star celebs you think they will squeeze in cameos
Even if they had these numbers his army of the dead would still absolutely mog them
What was the NK’s master plan had Khaleesi not thrown a dragon at him to ressurect to break the wall?
This is the contrarian bait that keeps me coming back here
plus every man woman and child so you can probably add another 50k
>sitting down eating food
>watching Got
>tfw the food is more interesting than the show
>Baratheon impregnated a Stark after all
Jorah Mormont, no doubt.
the left one got his genes
the right one got her mother's
He has as many as the plot requires.
Why do I crave her pussy so much bros
I know she's objectively ugly, I can tell in each of the pictures that's published, I know she's a hunchbacked goblina.
But I'd fucking destroy her malformed pussy for hours given the chance.
Why
WHY
Normies do not understand the need for administration. Many think monarchs are just thieves who steal from the people to enjoy wealthy lives. They won't think there's something wrong with no castle having an overlord anymore
That's cos it's not Arya
what movie?
>finally get Arya nude scene
>is CGI
>is no longer cute
Fuck D&D.
>army of dead absolutely destroys winterfell, NK goes from 1 to 2 dragons, jon rides away on rhaegal
>everyone retreats to different areas, scatters
>army of dead marches all the way south
>suicide bombing of kings landing wipes out most of the undead army
screencap this. this is the retarded ending that d&d will shit out
it's irrelevant ASoIaF gods almost work like Daedra in Elder Scrolls, or people just don't understand them so they assume what magic works. Melisande also things that, in the books, Patchface is a prophet of Drowned God,that's just a cruel joke.
Based and dilfpilled
She has a nice body but more importantly is famous and recognizable, which adds a great deal of attractiveness even to plain faced girls
If you squint just the right way you can make ouf some sweet pubic hair through her panties
Time to rewatch the series for the third time lads?
Varys doesn't return his calls any more.
So is House Reed gonna show up next episode to save the day? WHERE THE FUCK IS HOWLAND?
>Davos: i'ma freezin my BALLS off out there
>Tormund: I killed a giant, then i fooked his wife and sucked on her tits
>Tyrion: Le belly full of wine and le girls cock around my mouth
>Hound: I'll throw you over this fookin wall if you don't bring the chicken
bravo dabid
It's not CG you moron
noah
which Harry Potter movie is this from?
why wouldn't they keep the women and children at godswood without bran being there so they wouldn't get killed if the WW army had won? they could also move them to another friendly castle but they WON'T CAUSE DABIDS ARE SHITTY AT GIVING THE STORY SOME STAKES AND REALISM
Noah 2014, great film
Robb or maybe Davos
Most likely
Wouldn't like a leech be enough for that? Melisandre kills like half a dozen important people with leeches, no way they need a whole child to simply melt snow
>i guess that in the Game Of Thrones you live or you die, Night King
What the fuck dabid
bran already ruined the magic seal on the wall so M. Night could already come over. They probably would've just climbed the walls and gone under it too, taken some boats around
>YOOOUUUU'RE FIRED
>WHERE THE FUCK IS HOWLAND?
will show at the end to mention that jon is actually the rightful king and then disappear
he will also randomly say "FUCK STANNIS"
Fuck. If I think about it, he should have an incredibly huge army because he can raise even mostly rotten bodies like skellingtons, and I imagine there are many, many of them scattered around beyond the wall.
And I imagine he'd be raising those long-gone after he went souf of the wall, increasing the army even more.
But of course based Dabid will not think of that, will he?
>He wants consistency in GoT
Reminder that Mr. Dickless Greyjoy went from King's Landing to Winterfell in a couple days.
Not even kidding lmao
>Dorne, Martells all dead
>Stormlands, Baratheons all dead
>Reach, Tyrells all dead
>Riverlands, Freys all dead
>Westerlands, Casterly Rock literally abandoned
>Vale, autistic kid and his nanny
D&D just nuked the political hierarchy out of laziness
>he will also randomly say "FUCK STANNIS"
based
This meme is bad
>Puts winter on hold
I'd say that's a fair feat.
I miss her
More Boar my Lord
Why does people keep talking about north Korea in these threads?
punished Jaime Lannister
Why did Arya ask Gendry if he had been with other women? Was she hoping he was NOT a virgin?
Where was this established though
all this shit dialogue just reminds me of this
What happened to them aint one of them dying in a dungeon
Now there was a pair of boobs you could be proud of
truly the king westeros deserves
Has anyone even asked what the plan is for the NK's dragon?
And what's happening with Dany's dragons in the meantime to keep them out of harm's way? Are they just going to YOLO it and hope for the best?
>oh ok, flaming dragon. fuck face
>first, take a big step back
>and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
Was there any way to stop NK from crossing the wall after he touched Bran?
she's not dead. Cersei put on a show with the 'poison' to torture both Sand people. just imagine the suffering for both when it does drag out a long time and they know death is certain.
tl;dr bad poosey is made for Bronn dick, Heir of Casterly Rock
the dumb humans just made his job easy for him by having like a million wars by the time he made it over
He must think they are so fucking stupid when they're having major military battles when they already know he is coming for them and have seen him at Hardhome
story idea: Gendry is dead, not sleeping and arya is going to take his face
There were two huge battles near Winterfell recently. Lots and lots of corpses in the ground. Bet the first wave of undead gets slaughtered and the living smell victory when suddenly the earth boils and Stannis' army and Boltons and Jon's lot come up to drag them down.
Gendry is actually Littlefinger
I feel bad for her, she looks so happy to be cast in a giant major TV show but she got such a shit plotline that it got aborted a season early and now all she's remembered for is a bad line of dialogue and breasts.
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
The one, the only.
Radical!
You forgot "I hope we win" by Sam.
Real story idea: Arya isn't Arya
yeah by Bran not being a selfish nigger and not crossing the wall again
i need a bad poosy
the most painfully beautiful boy ive seen
It's absolutely retarded writing.
Dabid's villains dont ever have their retarded decisions bite them, it's always some 20 good men asspull. Cersei pulling that shit logically would have rioting in the streets, a coalition of lords against her, etc. But somehow everyone just goes along with it
The show has been Tumblr fan fiction for 3 seasons.
They have about the same size, too.
>yeah by Bran not being a selfish nigger and not crossing the wall again
Did Bran know that the spell would die once he crossed the wall?
the dialogue made no sense. she wouldn't be jealous OR want to make him uncomfortable. it was just so that she was the assertive one in the scene in spite of being a virgin herself.
Let us check to be certain
LF confirmed for last episode
Arya was a blind beggar girl in Braavos. she was raped many, many times
>he starts explaining the meta-level decision-making behind his conversational choices
gah. literally me
So is the actress that plays Gilly preggo irl? Because she looks preggo fat
Her original plan was to get dicked by the hound, but beric cockblocked him
So she want plan b but didn't really wanna fuck a loser, so she made sure to ask beforehand
She's honestly not that hot. Should've gotten EmRata to play a Dornish chick and that would've bene way hotter
oh yeah, she was seen on set. that's funny. she stole the baratheon seed guys
She was so fucking lovely with so little screentime
How ironic would it be if he gets killed by an undead boar after being served too much wine by a Lannister??
The show has turn to absolute garbage-tier since season 5 with plot holes and cheesy dialogues everywhere. I just want a decent ending at this point.
what the fuck is this from
holy shit
please be true
Why don't they just fucking kill Bran??? He's not helpful and just says vague cryptic shit to confuse everyone
>Night King is apparently the enemy of the 3RE and desperately wants to get him
>can't get him for generations
>the second bran gets marked NK advances and wrecks all the children of the forest
I think it's too risky for bran to assume it wouldn't work
she was?
So fucking uggo
AND HARRENHAL
Maisie looks pretty good all things considered
It's devolved into nothing but fan service at this point.
I want to suckle those mammaries so bad AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anybody got a torrent?
explain
DEATH FLAGS
>S-Tier - almost canonically guaranteed to die due to villain status that D&D won't pass up the chance to kill them
Cersei
Qyburn
Gregor
Euron
Dany - low-tier villain but she's not going to make it
NK
>A-Tier - high probability of death for narrative purposes
Theon
Jaime ("What makes you think there will be an afterwards?")
Sandor (survives Winterfell)
Tyrion (survives Winterfell)
Jorah
Edd
Sam
Brienne
>Who cares tier
Almost everyone else
>Plot armor tier
Bran
Salsa
Arya
Jon sNOH
You will get a feels based ending with little sense or resolution.
Double Daggers
AND WHO ARE YOU
lol at exactly 0:01 you can see the panties
they just digitally removed the tit cups and underwear
Her face is ugly, doesn't mean her body is.
based frogfu poster
DANCER LEGS !
I like how Arya now smirks more than Margaery ever did
Dany is not a villain you spaz, she's just processing what Jon told her. She's not going to kill him for the throne.
She was packing those the whole time? Why didn't she get them out?
What's more important to kill, a grounded dragon or one that's actively flying around and destroying your troops?
No.
Zombie Stannis killing Brienne might be the only thing to redeem whatever shit we're in for
If leaks are right Cercei's army does that too kek
Yeah, it's somewhere on winteriscoming.net. I can't find the post right now, but I saw it last night.
I fucking laughed when they all in the room to plan the defense and when Jon says lets get some rest Literally everyone just leaves and nobody cares about Brann only Tyrion ask him if he needs help.
This comfirms that Brann literally teleports around the castle.
This character is retarded but normies love that shes a "badass" . Remember normies are retarded and that their opinion is whatever they think other people think. Thats the only explanation i have for a character this retarded being so hyped and liked
that tormund bit was genuinely funny. I guess if you shit out enough quips one of them will be good
Bran isn't there, it's all a projection, he's still on the other side of the wall
I just want an ending
Any ending.
because for some reason it seemed like they were trying to age her down despite the actress being in her 30s
probably first-time-sex jitters
This
>Cersei blows up the pope and the royal family
>king dies under suspicious circumstances
>Cersei, a woman with no claim whatsoever proclaims herself queen
>eternal Targ loyalist Tarlys side with her against a Targ with dragons and a superior army because muh nationalism
>muh nationalism in a medieval feudal kingdom
The absolute state of this fucking show
>raped
Was she actually on set filming or was the actress just visiting
It's all solved with time travel thanks to Bran.
Torrent link pls?
Can we get an official list of who we think is going to die during the battle of winterfell?
Some are a-given - Tormund for example
But others seem more unlikely, but they HAVE to kill off some of the important characters. So who?
Brienne?
Beric?
Gendry?
That other guy from the nights watch I forgot about?
Somehow he’ll be praised as the man who saved the world too.
I have no idea
>a season early
as if D&D plan that far ahead
you're seeing fiction you want to see
>eternal Targ loyalist Tarlys side with her against a Targ with dragons and a superior army because muh nationalism
holy shit. this made me realise he probably sides with Young Griff against Daenerys in the books, and d&d cribbed it for cersei without coming up with any new explanation. BRAVO
>Bet the first wave of undead gets slaughtered and the living smell victory when suddenly the earth boils and Stannis' army and Boltons and Jon's lot come up to drag them down.
If this won't happen I won't even watch the rest of it. This is the most obvious and logical thing to do in this episode, but if they miss THAT then I don't even want to see how it ends. Fuck it.
picture having him as your dad haha lol
most women don't want to be with an inexperienced man
what if it's a bluff and the crypts actually are safe?
>gets handed a towel
>suddenly stops hiding her tits before she wraps it around
women
I'll be disappointed if there isn't a mass slaughtering of named characters (although probably not those like Jon, Sansa, arya)
The ones without plot armor. Brienne, Jorah, Beric, Gendry, Greyworm, Tormund and Davos.
>Cersei
not killed in battle, most likely throw herself out of the window like Tommen
>Qyburn
that shit would be too sad. this man is an opportunist & did nothing wrong
>Gregor
fan service Clegane bowl which would reduce Sandor back to his servant status of the Hound, hope that Arya will finish him off, not Sandor. his Arc is pretty well done, even in the show, to have him fight his Brother would basically undue all he's gone thru
>Euron
comic pirate no one cares about
>Dany
dies in childbirth
>NK
AZOR JAMIE, KINGSLAYER!
Everyone without plot armor (ie: Sansa, Jon, Arya, Dany, Tyrion & Jaime) will die.
I haven't wathced this shit since the season where Peter Dinklage meets Emilia and she's pissed at the bluepilled cuck that betrayed her, yet still has feelings for her. Is it worth watching now?
The Dorne plot was supposed to run all through season 6, Alexander Siddig had been contracted for the whole season only to find out he was getting killed off in one scene in the season premiere when he turned up to the set. Pretty obvious they aborted the plotline when it was so negatively received in season 5, hence the Snakes only appearing at the end of season 6 and having no lines.
Sucks for that group of actors.
can someone remind me what happened to ghost?
Bran's mark didn't break anything, it just informed the NK of his whereabouts.
it's dialogue from the books.
Dorne arc was great on books, can't believe how bad they fucked up.
I didn't watch the last episodes of s7 cause I couldn't bear it. Why didn't the Tarlys support Danny? I mean the Tarlys fought with Rhaegar and brought the only defeat of Robert, why would the SAME TARLYS (literally the same lad) not side with the sister of the guy they fought for?
>reduce Sandor back to his servant status
>undue all he's gone thru
>undue
what are you even talking about?
is it me or are those some stonking great tits
there will be no wights rising from the tombs themselves but there will be a secret passage that leads into the crypts that the Night STARK knows about. He will send his men in through there. It will be a bloodbath and all the women and children will die and turn first.
Davos will be confronted and killed by the little girl he met earlier. Sam will be broken by the sight of Zombie Gilly and Sam and will an hero.
my uncle works at HBO
>a knight and make anyone a knight
if arya, missandei and grey worm die, and they lose the battle of winterfell and everyone retreats, i will actually be exited to watch this show again
Can't believe Arya had a nude scene before Sansa
The Sad Sneks were shit. I'm glad they got Euron'd.
How do you think squires are knighted on the field of battle?
>Dany is not a villain
>literally a mass murderer
Eh. It's pretty dull in the books.
>Dorne Arc was great in the books
It was shit too. Not as shitty as what we got, but shit none the less. Besides, it’s pretty clear that the Martells and the Dornish are in over their heads, and are set up to get massively BTFO in the next two books. Probably by Dany.
Of course Winterfall is going to fall. I doubt Arya will die though. Greyworm absolutely will.
>Brienne
Makes sense. The only other plot for her would be to marry Tormund and pump out some kids.
>Tormund
He's comic relief and this lets him and Brienne have a lover's death or whatever bullshit. So sure
>Gendry
I dunno. I can see it, and since he fucked Arya she's probably carrying his kid now. But I always expected the irony to be that he makes it to the end despite everything
>Jorah
Yeah he's pointless. But he also has Sam's sword...
>Edd
Literally don't even know who this is
>Theon
Probably. But it'll be a bitch death. Hundreds of miles from Yara and Euron, accomplishing nothing. Yeah, they already took his balls, may as well just end his misery
>Grey Worm
I don't want him to die but it makes sense, sure
>Davos
Fuck.
>Podrick
Nah. That would be too sad. No fucking way. He needs to reunite with Bronn too
>Bear Loli
If there's ANY integrity left in this show then this has to happen
are people from the Vale untermensch? Seems that way. CIA was unironically their biggest guy.
They wont kill off the remaining non-white characters.
thx, didn't know this
shitposting about the show did some good after all.
Top tier
Davos will live.
They easily couldn't have been, though. They got killed by awful writing. There wasn't anything wrong with the actual cast.
>Pretty obvious they aborted the plotline when it was so negatively received in season 5
it's even worse because arc got poorly received due to D&D making shitty changes
Seriously why doesn't Dany and Jon just escape? There is no reason to fight, it's hopeless they are defeated before it even began.
I mean Doran would have been the leader there in that plotline, not the Snakes.
>Night King couldn't find one dude tangled up in his treehouse with hundreds of thousands of people to search for him
this nigga deserves the btfoing he's getting from twenty goodmen
Depends how relevant it is to the plot.
based
it's going to be good, GRRM wrote the Aeron chapters everyone hated in AFFC and look where that went. he understands the need to set up twists and complicate existing plotlines.
This is literally true in the books, and even in Dunk and Egg. Fuck off
She will die and they'll think she's Sansa, despite her height.
Three Eyed Raven was protected by the Tree People
that was not stannis. that was another wildling with charm.
>Dany telling Sansa she's done a good job as ruler
seriously what the fuck has Sansa done to receive this much praise?
Literally everytime a character is in a room and Sansa isn't there they have to say "how smart is Sansa!"
Literally all she did is get passed around as a wife because of her name then she was rescued and then they used her name to help unite the north.
She hasn't actually done anything.
I can appreciate she became less naive over time, she learned from her captors.
But she hasn't actually displayed that to all the people who praise her.
>uh actually Dany didn't mean it, she's just trying to manipulate her!
maybe but literally everyone else is praising her like a god tier strategist too
They're fucking ice zombies. They would just walk around the coast. You can't build a 1000ft high wall on fucking sand. And even if you could, NK could just freeze the small bit of water to the side
Why couldn't they just follow the book plot roughly? Even if they were cutting out Ariane, just have Ellaria and the Snakes as they were in the book, allies to Doran, who can just be the lead character there.
Turning the Snakes into villains was retarded and made no sense.
the one with all your enemies sat on it
anything to be rid of them ASAP.
Shit writing is shit writing wether it came from DnD or GRRM
his actual punished jaime look is far cooler
they are having sex
>tfw you knight your whore after you blow a load on her for a joke
Margery. Aka, the only attractive female in the show
>seriously what the fuck has Sansa done to receive this much praise?
She killed one of her brothers as part of her greater power grab.
>thinking George can wrap up all the plot threads, or give a satisfying ending to anything, in just 2 books
>thinking George will even finish a single more book before dying
Lena. She's as beautiful as she was younger.
HE EVEN GOT THE SCARS WHAT THE FUCK
i reckon he'll get winds out but there is no way dream is making it to print.
it's s obvious
Because immigrants bad. That's it
based op
You marry ugly, fuck pretty
jorah theon and grey worm for sure, going by the cheesy "i'll see you after the battle" dialogue
probably edd and/or sam
varys if the crypt is attacked by starkwights
pod might die for brienne
Me
>in just 2 books
The books are long ass shit with half of them being food descriptions, it's more than enough to tie up loose ends.
new
not even the best sand snek
>THE SHOW ISN'T BAD, YOU ARE JUST NIT PICKING
Holy fucking shit.
What happened to Mira reed again?
That's the inside of her pants you moron
GRRM didn't know exactly where he was going when he explained Dorne to D&D, and D&D didn't know how to introduce the complex Arianne/Doran politicking into the show correctly. they are both independent actors with plans and motives they can't explain to anyone.
Tormund
Jorah
Royce
Beric
Grey Worm
Edd
Books are huge man. 1000+ pages can last tell several life stories of people.
Never got nude
The one that's flying around destroying your forces is actively threatening you. The one sitting there you can attempt to kill after you take care of the one flying.
>The Night King shows up to godswood to confront Bran
>Theon draws his sword ready to protect him from the Night King
>Bran uses his magic to knock out Theon
>"Now we can actually talk face to face" says the King
"You know, Bran, with great power comes great responsibility. Azor Ahai called it the Lord's duty. Myself I call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>The Night King looks directly into the camera
>"The Dothraki, the wildlings, the Summer Isles... It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the weirwood tree. The day of the rope is near, Bran. We'll have every Dothraki in this land dead or in chains in 10 years, and may the Lord of Lighthave me impaled by a goblin this very if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party.
...
but she did literally nothing
did she even have lines?
*hits pipe violently*
Because muh foreign horse lord army invading our great nation. Since Randyll is and old white military guy, he defaults to muh whyte nationalism death to brown people, because that's the level of understanding the americlap liberals writing the show have.
probably because she was about to do daredevil and iron fist
And she tried to kill Jon too but the pesky git survived the battle of the bastards unfortunately
also cos she had no scenes dedicated to her, she just hung out in the background
yes it does
Dany will survive and rule, this is a FACT.
>seriously what the fuck has Sansa done to receive this much praise?
DUDE WEAR LEATHER UNDER THE ARMOR LMAO
wish she BRAPPED
(A fallen kingslayer)
Garlan's gonna show up to kill the night king
Sorry fag, shes going to die.
This. I found it impressive how she low key tried to take out all her rivals in one go, got 2 out of 3 and got away with it.
Greyworm aside, all good tier. Fuck this gay earth.
Dondarion is LONG overdue for permadeath. It's completely tarded that he's still walking around with that flaming sword.
Definitely Myranda. Cute face + waifish body.
How about 3000 pages, with 1500 for each book?
seems like wise advise. she seems like a normal person. i don't think she will make him adopt a bunch of african kids and turn them into trans demons
unironically this
>Implying people think the sneks were villains
This is game of YAAAAAASS
No one liked the Snakes.
>he hasn't seen the burlington bar clip of Euron killing them
oh my poor child
imagine if they farted... damn