Would you take a shower at a movie theater ?

Would you take a shower at a movie theater ?

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it would be rude not to

Only with mandatory penis inspections beforehand. Don't want to share the showers with sub-8's

mexicans are the biggest capeshit fans it makes sense, dont know about the yoga though

First shower most of them will have had in many a long year.

Can't they shower at home? Oh, the new marvel movie... Nevermind.

>mexicans showering makes sense

Just don't drop the soap. You aren't allowed to pick up items on the floor, and won't be issued more soap. And make sure you wash under your foreskin, the guards will check afterwards. If you don't have a foreskin then you are in trouble.

>tfw have to make preparations for this revolutionary kino climax

Would be cool if they did this for a reissue of Psycho

>sir, do you really wanna take your popcorn with you into the shower?

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Hey why not

I’m always salty and sweating after a shift in the popcorn mines

>sir, I saw you were out of popcorn.

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>Showers at the cinema
When memes become real life

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Thank you Robert. By the way, you seem a little sweaty. Why don't you join me? No homo, of course...

I hope they serve oysters and beans

>tfw my workplace has a shower
>tfw its where i jerkoff everyday once my adderall kicks in
>tfw they are probably monitoring my keystrokes
>mfw

How can you install showers just for one movie? Wouldn't it require space and plumbing ?!?

What kind of job? ive been to a few office buildings that had showers in them. I guess it's convenient but I don't know if anyone ever used it

Is there a penis inspection too?

I shower at my local kinoplex all the time. Yoga sounds interesting tho.

You bet! You better be smegma free before entering to see the newest Marvel capeshit phenomena.