Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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/ALITA/
I don't get it.
We need her tech.
We've had a ship crash landed with all the resources there and people knew about it..
But nah, we need her.
Nova needs her heart specifically of which there don't seem to be any in the ship
>DELET
Make some OC next time
he did literally nothing wrong and his actions ultimately strengthened Alita and saved her from a troublesome relationship with an asshole meatboy
Nova's actually interested in her as a person.
Nova doesn't need her heart, he's using her for entertainment and/or science. "Bring me her heart" was just to give her a challenge.
What have you done...
Preach it!
Brothers and sisters, I have it on good authority that Zapan did not kill those two organic boys. As a matter of fact, he was on his way to church when he was attacked by an anti-cybernetic hate group who were behind numerous assaults on Cybernetic-Americans. This same gang reportedly murdered the renowned motorball player Kinuba and stole his body parts, demonstrating that even those Cybernetic-Americans who have risen to the status of star athletes are not safe from hate attacks by organics.
The allegations that Zapan "framed innocents" are no more than baseless speculation founded on bigotry against People of Machinery. For many organics, the mere sight of a Cybernetic-American elicits fear and resentment, driving them use whatever means available expel cybernetic-bodied people from "polite" organic society. Furthermore, it has been reported that Zapan's face was destroyed in full view of a group of Centurions, who did nothing to apprehend the assailant. Such craven dereliction of duty demonstrates, once more, the structural prejudice that Cybernetic-Americans face.
If you want to stand up for justice, if you want to end the discrimination still perpetrated, still institutionalized by organics, if you want to raise a mighty steel fist and break the teeth of the next organic who dares utter the derisive term "h*rdbody," I entreat you to make a tax-deductible donation to the Vector Foundation today.
Sauce my good friend
Do you want to die user?
*CAUTION*
The upload of the follow-up image to the OP picture is a Class-A crime and will result in the addition of the poster to the Factory's bounty list along with the dispatch of Centurions to eliminate the offender.
Stealing my heart was also a class-A crime but I don't hear you saying shit about that.
Nighttime comfy hours
Theft of body parts is a Class-B crime. If you continue to disseminate inaccurate information on Factory legal codes your usable organs will be harvested.
why is alita making that face??
Do you?
BECAUSE OP IS EVIL
Good morning new bread
Please be healed by Alita’s joy
>oh my
Alita needs maintenance.
I can't die user
ATTA BOY
You need to stop right now.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>ALITA HAS TAKEN THE LEAD
>SHE HAS THE FACE OF AN ANGEL AND A BODY BUILT FOR BATTLE FOLKS
That's quite an asshole. :3
Amputee abused Alita when?
That is clearly not Alita, as she doesn't have those bodyparts. Also that art is atrocious.
>You need help
You know, normally I get a kick out of you lewd posters triggering folks, but fuck me is that unappealing.
mommy
Clinic went under and Ido fitted alita with a body that suits the work of a cornergirl.
You again...
hi mommy :3
>Also that art is atrocious.
Actually, it's not. The subject matter and blown out anus may be unappealing to you, but the art is objectively pretty good.
Alita is so shredded
Her body is peak performance
>t. the "artist" of the image
Requesting drawings made by /Alita/
She is almost done and is still looking for a home.
[email protected]
She will be about 2 feet tall when done. I am not selling her so who ever wants her just pays for shipping and filamemt. Under 100 bucks
At least add the thread number
Her feet close up
Thats very nice, user.
Bump
Only one thats acceptable
The one thing that they werent doing there was play motorball, why was he super excited instead of confused?
Not really
Except for in the workout Alita images, her appearance in the manga is often model skinny rather than athletic, kinda bugs me
Still qt and she has a lot of muscle definition
Also you can tell she’s curvy despite being thin
>Wow there's so much of it!
>You must have been waiting for ages for me
>That's so sweet
>It tastes kinda funny though
>Is it always this sticky?
outfits 1 and 4 in that pic are far and away the best because i'm a huge bitch for cloaks/coats
It's a machine body, no need for muscles, so she could get an ideal body shape.
Fic of Chiren being cuddly and motherly toward you while you're tied down and anesthetized and she amputates each of your limbs and packages them up to be sent to Nova when?
It would end with just your torso left, then she'd be removing organs one by one. Finally she'd call Nova to ask if he wants the brain as well, he be like "no, dispose of it" and she'd sing you a lullaby while she releases all the clamps on your severed limbs and drains the last of your blood. As you slip into darkness the last thing you would perceive is her closing your eyes with her perfectly manicured fingers.
I'd potentially be interested in that fren
>this entire post
user... why
you need help user
>You friends of Alita are weird, I bet your mother was too soft on you
lmao i always figured those were based on whatver amazon needs to get rid of stock for
Probably the last showing of /our girl/ today in my town.
BUT I'M GOING FRENS
The cheapo mall theater started playing her near me so I'm set for another couple months.
Still got mine, you?
FUCK YOU
i'm sorry i'm just going through withdrawal
I kept one of my IMAX ones because it felt special
Stick is not an ideal body shape
>set of 3 tickets
>YouHaveYouFetishes.png
I did, which i why I haven't posted since saturday night. It's gonna take me a bit to catch up.
Good morning. Please be healed by Arita.
You've found me out. I watched the movie with 2 Alita cosplayers who gave me a double blow job throught the movie. Shit was cash money.
Yes! Heal me more!
Based
Damn,i come here to gain a comfy feeling, not getting disgusted by disturbing death fantasies and shitty hentai.
Thats hot mate.
Tho I usually dig my amputee porn when it ends with the victim being put into a life support system and used in some machine.
What the fuck user
Alita’s bod is perfection
She’s thin but curvy in all the right places. And she’s also shredded as fuck and athletic
Amputee porn is NOT comfy
Do you think Alita would let me give her chubby cheeks the squishu?
I want Alita to choke me and give me the kissu before I pass out
Umm... wrong sweety :)
That sounds fun an appropriately characterized for her but as long as you know she loves you user.
oh boy that's getting nuked nice try
I still think the deckmen should have had flesh to them
Choking in the modern age is a sign of affection
It's vaginal gaping
Don't make me think lewd thoughts user that leads to bad places.
One of my exes was SUPER in to choking and you're bringing up memories here man.
VIOLATION VIOLATION VIOLATION
OFFICIAL ALITA ACT OF AFFECTION POWER RANKINGS
1. The kissu
>POWER CHASM
2. The sukku
3. The choku
>POWER GAP
4. The squishu
>DOOM VOID
X. The boop
Don't be naughty
add some chockku before the kissu the next time, maybe Alita was a bit angry and felt a bit aggressive eh?
I had a dream Rosa flashed me and forced me to give her the succu
this is the kind of late night content i come here to see. you're missing hugs user put them just under kissu
The boop is the ultimate power and you know it, anons are helpless against it.
You people are terrible I'm gonna write a wholesome cute story to purge these thoughts.
And when I fail to get rid of them who knows.
I know you're thinking about it, don't lie
do you think alita likes to be tied up and anally fukt
Does Alita gag reflex if a penis is shoved too far down her throat or will the nanotech make her throat bigger to compensate for the intrusion?
delet
>user, please, don't
A suspicious activity has been detected.
The colonial marines landed in the trade, keep calm.
This is the face of a mass murdering terrorist - Alita, formerly Yoko.
all women have rape fantasies, even cyborg women, ESPECIALLY cyborg women
>REMOVE
In my defence I watched that movie where Rosa is nude before sleep
Alita is only for cuddles and kissus but Rosa is lewdable
I wouldn’t mind a cute story
Shoot away
I'd say "good morning Alitafrens" but it seems it's now permissible in /ALITA/ to be abusive to /ourgirl/.
Probably. Most innocent in public girls are dirty pervs in the bedroom. Just imagine the positions Alita's bersrker body could contort too. My dick is diamonds just thinking about it right now.
>Alita is only for cuddles and kissus
I got full access.
don't worry fren we'll reclaim the wholesome posting as the peak of /alita/ again soon
This is unironically true for human girls
Were not being abusive towards Alita fren
She’s being abuse towards us because we requested
Also happy comfy Monday to everyone
>Alita is only for cuddles and kissus
That's not totally correct. Alita may have no vagina or butthole but she has a mouth. She could easily be face fucked.
>Alita is now a sex toy for rape fantasies
What is wrong with you people this morning?
i dont get it
They will all be demoted and shipped to penal battalions.
Redeem the blood.
>She’s being abuse towards us because we requested
I just want Alita to tie me up and gently crush my balls with one of her feet. Just imagining the pressure slowly coming on. God she would be so sexy hot doing it.
Hey don't blame me, I was just posting my maternal vivisection fantasies with Chiren.
Remember when this was too lewd for /ALITA/ ?
This thread was fucked the moment OP chose that image. Exactly as they had hoped, I'm sure. Nothing to do but wait it out and watch it burn.
to be fair that was also incessantly spammed and caused a split thread. we're better organised now
i remember in /abag/ where there were NO lewds at all
someone post the webm
cursed thread
There literally nothing wrong with OP's pic you prude. If you faggots would have allowed lewd posting in the first place it would have blown over and been done with. It will never stop now. It will slowly build and build like a massive throbbing cock.
There is nothing wrong with that image. It is work safe and cute too. The antilewd posters, jannie and mod niggers sided in the wrong. That pic and thread were legitimate and had every reason to be allowed.
quiet hours are the best times for these kinds of off-beat threads desu
But it's so appropriate for cyberpunk settings.
Imagine Chiren slowly, lovingly slicing away all your weak human flesh and installing your brain, spine and organs in a monstrous killing machine to do Nova's bidding.
I'm out atm, and thought I should check up on the bread, regretting doing so...
the design of the heart is amazing the more I look at it
>99
Undeniable truth
the fucking 'me on the right' gets me every time
Why the fuck does one film have three threads burning out every day?
For OP appointed a reward?
>IT'S SKYWALKER
This is Alita.
Not user but my mom was too soft on me growing up can you teach me a lesson, mommy?
Come to see the leatherheads up close?
Not really.
Oh my, cupcake here's a kinkster! So you registered your Fetlife account, you posted some selfies with a spiked collar and now you're one of us, right?
Let me introduce you to some of your sexual colleagues.
Here we have master Clive Lee of the Bloodstained Hook. He's done over two hundred suspension sessions.
207.
And here we have Screwhead... one of our most flexible fetish models.
And then there's McTeague, the dog master. He's in a polyamorous and cross-species relationship.
And then there's me, Zapan. Bearer of the fabled Bronco Shaft. Swollen to a gargantuan size by my mastery of tantric blood flow control, it smashes pussy like a nuclear bomb.
i'm actually gonna rewatch the pod racing scene now thank you user
jesus christ
Because it's the worst online community in existence. There is no stopping these pathetic weebs. They have nothing to do except jerk off to the same pictures of their dumb little fantasy girl all day and night. I honestly hope they never release the bluray of this gay faggoty movie. It's definitely not getting a sequel. I also pray every night that mods finally ban these god forsaken generals once and for all.
this is strangely cute
oh shit ALL the old OC is coming back for this thread
No problem fren.
My favorite part of the race is those Tuskin Raiders just camping outside the cave shooting at people.
They aren't even discussing the film, just postings memes and porn. Im confused.
I HATE THIS MOVIE AND I HATE EVERYONE HERE. IT SUCKS, ALITA SUCKS
>visiting generals of a movie you don't care about full of people you aren't interested in talking to
At least alitafags know what they're doing here. What's your excuse? No one forced you to visit...
They came from all the dark corners of Yea Forums like Yea Forums and /fa/. They're a group of about 40-50 faggots
you suck
>worst online community in existence
you're not even trying
>dark corners
>/fa/
What
HEY JEROME
BITCH
You should watch it again, change your mind.
That place is full of fags
Can we all just acknowledge the fact that Chiren tried to violently murder a young cyborg girl?
I can't watch it because that piece of shit got pulled from theatres
We can not help.
There's not nearly enough hate for Chiren here
Chiren is a beautiful death goddess who strips meatboys of their flesh and baptises them anew as murder machines.
But in the end mommy chose to save her and Hugo.
They wouldn't need saving if she hadn't of pimped out the big guy and asked requested the deadly weapon that tore /ourgirl/ apart
But in the end she helped, so...
Did mommy and Vector sleep together? It seemed like he was just visiting her in the bedroom scene.
it's called character development sweaty
>Released Blue Ray Alita.
>One copy.
>You have to fight for him in the tournament.
>I'll drop on your face if you don't stop this mommy bullshit
NOT approved.
Hey, I've never jerked off to Alita and I intend to keep it that way. My hope was to generate more activity by posting a provocative OP image. Euro hours are always painfully slow, monday euro hours are the slowest.
Sitting in the last showing in my town, after this it's the wait for the bluray brother
This will be Type 1 control. Abort in the clear. IP Aplha. Say when ready for 9-line.
>implying that would be something i wouldn't want
I really liked the recent Journey to the West movies they made.
>Hey leave my mom alone!
Can you upload volumes 3-5 of MC to nyaa or somewhere else? Please, I'll suck your dick if you do.
sorry alito
We let 'Straya run the thread for ONE night and this happens.
this is beyond australian shitposting. this is ADVANCED
There's no room for love or mercy in the shitposter's code. Lewding Alita is a Class-A crime.
i REALLY hope we get an IMAX blu-ray release, the open matte really suits this movie
I thought the IMAX was already confirmed by a UK leak
In the OVA she fucks Vector and she also does in the novelization, it's definitely implied in the film. The only thing that makes me think not is that there's like, 0 chemistry between them in the movie, during Vector's conversation with Chiren in bed he comes off like a distant boss.
Damn I don't want her to be my mommy anymore.
selected scenes or the whole thing?
I legitimately thought that they might not be fucking since it's clearly her apartment- given Vector doesn't know about Grew at all until he sees him and Chiren in the lab, even though Grew entered by smashing one of the windows of the apartment. It's the kind of thing you'd know about I think.
It's okay, user. Unlike our trolls, Alitans know how to take a joke.
nyaa.si/view/1106527
No need to suck, they are there and so there.
But not the fifth, I do not know where to get the fifth volume.
TWO
MORE
MONTHS
It's just sex. Like you said, there's no chemistry between them. Vector wants to get his dick wet with a hot chick, Chiren does it because she believes it will help her get back to Zalem. Chiren hates Scrapyard and looks down on everyone there as inferior beings. For her to have sex with Vector is like having sex with a cockroach. The scene is to show that Chiren is willing to do anything to get back to Zalem.
is this the /ALITA/ horny edition?
thats why i did put it there deliberately.
I am still laughing about it myself.
>I hope they get to the next thread soon...
>2.39:1
I guess we won’t be getting the imax aspect ratio
proof?
Please?
If they were having sex I would expect to see some spark between them in day-to-day interactions, even if it's just one-sided from Vector. They say "you just know" for a reason. In their scenes together they act like they're at a funeral.
Of course Chiren would be disgusted by it, but given Vector's devil-like characterization I'd expect to see some kind of physical possessiveness, even just a cheshire cat grin when she turns to speak to him.
Jennifer Connelly was really the perfect actress for Chiren, I wonder if she fully understood why they picked her. The concept of someone going through a series of debasements in the hopes of climbing up to a glittering sky city probably hits really close to home.
3D blu ray will have it, there should be some torrent after release that convert it to 2D.
Seems like epic martial arts movies are back on the menu.
Looks great, and sounds great, love the visuals and the music.
Thanks for the heads up.
I meant uncompressed scans, like vol1 and vol2 uploaded on nyaa. This is a shitty 1800px repack. Better than Pixie Dust fanscans but still...
Stuff like this?
Wow I hate you fags so much. Please go back to wherever you came from
I want to annoy her all the time just so she can make that face at me
imagine her hate-fucking you.
Yes! Thank you!
Keep them coming!
We're casting Moner to play her, right?
How about I imagine the cuddles instead
Motorball one
Protect at all costs mode engaged
I can't even inagine how we live before Alita
Goodnight from Australia friends. See you tomorrow!
Until then, fren
We had Avatar, and Neytiri as our big eyed waifu, blessed by Saint James Cameron himself
ALITA IS FINALLY COMING TO THE CHEAP THEATER BY MY HOUSE
IM FINALLY GOING TO SEE /OURGIRL/ MY BOYS
IM SO HAPPY
I gotta finish that one when I get home.
It is missing something.
We had anime and cgi movies like GANTZ: O
>e-hentai.org
It would have been so good with normal proportions. The artist made her ass and vag look grotesque.
Somebody FaceApp Moner with blond hair, I need it for research purposes.
>not appreciating this bounty of repeating digits sent to us by our lady of mars
Not again!!!
I have never been and will never be attracted to these Aliens.
>no cheapies nearby
Enjoy it for the rest of us fren
You dont want to cheat on Alita, thats fine
But I want kissu, not boops!
;-;
Where do you live?
>alita with earrings
I saw Avatar once. It was fine, but didn’t inspire re-watching. The only reason I’ve seen Titanic more than once is that my sister liked it and I like history and ships, so I wasn’t bored by it.
I kinda like it desu, the glow gives it a little extra to it
We're so blessed we hardly notice them anymore.
not wanting to fuck THIS
HDrip when???
>thought i saw /ourgirl/ 15 times
>autism about odd numbers was irritating me
>actually saw her 16 times
Phew
I don't. I've seen a life sized one in a tank of water at Animal Kingdom they're huge and ugly, trust me.
perhaps because that one was male
>kept the box user sent the arizona cans in because he put a sticker of /ourgirl/'s smiling face on it
Seriously, why didn't they add something to say that the human operating the avatar would die if the avatar dies? There was absolutely ZERO tension throughout the movie for Jake and the other humans strapped into avatars because you know that if they're seriously injured or killed as an avatar, they just wake up in the HQ. So stupid.
That's the one. Females still have w i d e noses and are all muscular and have those weird tails, no thanks.
The ride is 10/10 though. Even the waiting line was designed perfectly.
but at the end quaritch tries to kill them while they're in the pods, also if jakes avatar dies he'll wont get to fuck Neytiri again, which is worse than death imo.
cursed edition
Alita deserves better
Gentlemen, I regret to inform you that I must continue to take leave from this thread, in order to watch Generation Kill, one of the greatest pieces of kino in our times.
I would ask Alita's forgiveness, but I know she understands.
I want to mating press alita
the only thing Alita "deserves" is a good dicking
Screwby
Not screwby
L-lewd
Oh shit, that's perfect except for the spacing which makes it harder to screencap.
Alita, run! He's an imposter!
Enjoy it. I've only got big kinoplexes in my city so they usually don't put older movies back unless requested by movie clubs and such.
FOCO 1, FOCO 2, OVER
>kinkster
>spiked collar
The collars are cute and not intended for lewd, pls stop.
>still haven't put my stickers anywhere
The pressure is intense. I'll probably end up sticking Hoganlita on my power rack, but what to do with normal cute Alita?
Mine had zapan and i cut it out||for nerf gun target practice||
lmao Doctor Ido rebuilt alita so she can get fucked by another guy
is there anything more cucked?
What's this from? I don't remember it
I don't know myself, it looks like Kishiro artwork but I've never seen where it's from.
>go to see Alita
>about twenty or so guys in the audience sitting near each other
>every time something significant happened, they turned to each other and said "I'm glad I saw this instead of Captain Marvel."
>they won't stfu
>movie ends, they start shaking each others hands, congratulating each other
>some say "much better than Captain Marvel"
>Captain Marvel wasn't out yet
delet
>No BO update since last friday
Well, at least it had a good run
super alita poof
Alita likes it... ruff
this is the poof that has transcended the super alita poof
She did her best.
is this peak floof? could we possibly go poofier?
Its a regular theater but they get old movies.
The ticket is like 1.75 bucks. I might watch it 10 times at least
All my tickets are digital.
You should tape it with transparent tape to laminate it so that the ink wont fade.
I'm going to save mine, maybe frame them. Also good to see another Brit in here. :)
I have my Fury Road tickets in a poster frame with a small promo poster and they still look brand new. I wonder what causes them to fade..
>implying you'd get deep enough to trigger the gag reflex
Boop is highest ranking.
I regret going to see /ourgirl/ for the first time at a fancy dine-in theater.
>people turning their phone's light on so they can see what they're eating or to cut their food
>people scraping their plates with silverware because they can't see their food
>the sound of people chewing tough food like steak, etc
>the distracting smell of all the meals combining and lingering in the air
>dishes and silverware rattling whenever someone gets up from their seat
>people accidentally dumping their plates and silverware and food everywhere
She's black, underage, and has a nude scene.
This is a joke right?
What about it strikes you as a joke, user
What kind of retards do you live with, user?
The only way I can fully enjoy a movie is by myself, no food or drinks or other distractions.
This is unacceptable, becoming Vampalita's blood pet is a sign of affection beyond anything normally possible.
This, going with friends can be really annoying. Especially when they wont stfu, and then most of the time you have to try and make a day out of it meaning going for a meal ect..
>black
In what universe? Shumira and Jashugan are both caucasian with dark skin and blonde hair. Their names sound indian, but they could easily pass as south american.
>dine-in theater
I didn't even realize this was a thing Amercians did. Is there at any point in a day that Americans actually stop eating? Dinner and a movie is supposed to be two events at two separate locations, what is wrong with you people?
Hey guys, I'm also a huge Alita fan but at this point we are just embarrassing ourselves with these threads. It's time to stop.
I think only this thread has been especially bad. Slow off hours threads are fine, there's no need to keep a cadence of posting that is just
>Hey guys do you think Alita would enjoy sex LOL
ad nauseam
Hmm, you make a good argument. I guess that's it for /alita/. I officially declare these threads to be over.
I'm free! I'm finally free!
Theaters in your country don't sell concessions?
They're not mainstream theaters, user. They have a kind of club-like atmosphere. They have have only a few auditoriums and showtimes and typically their showtimes are around the time people would be having their lunch or dinner anyway. Also the prices are much higher
Was getting the source part of your plan?
Exactly. I'm trying to enjoy my waifu, bros, shut up.
>e-hentai.org
Oh my..., oh my goodness
Dine-in is unironically awesome. Fewer people, tasty food, more space for each person, and it's more expensive so it keeps out the noisy white trash and niggers.
FOCO 1 here, I read you loud and clear, over
Im truly nasueous at this story.
But my town hasa theater that serves lobster and shrimp and hot wings
It truly makes me wanna vomit
Not bad, not bad at all.
They opened a dine-in theater here. This is exactly what I imagined the experience to be. Not sure why anyone would want to go through this.
fresh and clean thread
Okay, but you first.
I need some eye bleach now....
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