>I INVESTED IN LOW RISK BONDS
>YOUR BONDS HAVE BEEN LIQUIDATED
I INVESTED IN LOW RISK BONDS
Blake Ross
Easton Williams
In this allegory, Gollum is the jew, right?
Jacob Parker
>You have my investments
Luke Perry
Landon Cruz
Bentley Powell
Samuel Smith
and my bonds!
Andrew Morgan
>You've already mortgaged your house
>We've had one remortgage yes but what about 2nd remortgages?
>Don't think he knows about our low risk bond structure Pip
>What about our equity? Assets? Our 2nd business collateral?
Carson Torres
>Baneposting killed Dark Knight trilogy threads
>Sneedposting killed Simpsons threads
>Taxposting killed LOTR threads
I wonder who could be behind this?
William Long
LotR-posting is the most retarded shit. Keep going!
Jonathan Wright
>Saruman: He is gathering all equity to him. Very soon he will adjust a mutual fund-portfolio great enough to match the underlying securities of Middle-Earth.
>Gandalf: You know this? How?
>Saruman: I have seen it.
[Gandalf and Saruman enter another chamber. Upon a plinth sits an object covered in dark cloth]
>Gandalf: Collateralized debt obligations are a dangerous tool, Saruman.
>Saruman: Why? Why should we fear to use it?
[Gandalf sees a glimpse of Lehman Brothers asset portfolio and recoils]
Kevin Bailey
>Liquidate your brokerage firm
>DESTROY IT
Nathan Thomas
>excuse me, I have a portfolio
>please accept it
>I offer you my service, Theoden Boss
>and Gladly I accept it
>you shall be, Meriadoc, Junior Account of Rohan Ltd
Robert Anderson
>>Taxposting killed LOTR threads
It didn't though
Caleb Powell
BOGDA-
Christopher Cook
And my tax!
Evan Kelly
Do either of you have the meme of Saruman adding berries to Yogurt?
Eli Reyes
Bond ladder extended out a decade 8) Municipal buys for the reason they're good about paying back, and they pay very well.
Evan Rogers
Did you paste over a sneed jpeg?
Asher Gonzalez
>SAURONman
BRAVO, Tolkien
Juan King
>Aye, I eye eye eye
Julian Wilson
>no parent should have to bury their child's inheritance on mortgage repayments
Christopher James
Bombadil was just a bitcoiner who sold off before the crash.
Luke Jones
What can men do against such reckless income tax?
Xavier Stewart
>Do you know how the CDOs first came into being? They were A-grade mortgage-backed securities once; taken by the dark powers. Devalued and collateralized, a ruined and terrible form of tranche.
Julian Parker
>The acquisition of Helms Deep is over, the merger of Middle Earth is about to begin.
Kevin Williams
File them out with me!
Easton Brooks
what the fuck
Jayden Roberts
It all makes sense now
Easton Williams
What LOTR threads?
Oliver Murphy
the ones where we wonder why they didn't just get the eagles to fly them into mordor
Adam Hall
>what's the ebonic word for food?
>watermelon
*doors open*
Oliver Green
>what's the ebonic word for friend?
Gavin Brooks
There's barely taxposting anymore
Juan Hughes
Except we have Taxposting in conjunction with actual discussion
Ryan Wright
>That is one of the subsidised carers, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell.
>Shadowtax. He's the lord of all quarters, and he's been my friend through many audits.
Bentley Thompson
incel
Jaxon King
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more c ucked than giving your money to the government. think about it logically
Robert Rodriguez
You are not giving it to the government, the government takes it from you by force.
Asher Anderson
>don't pay taxes
>atf knocks on your door with a abrahams tank loaded with CN gas, fills up your house with it, then lights a fire, burning you, and your family alive inside
>or they just take turns shooting at your house with sniper rifles until they shoot your wife in the jaw while she holds your infant daughter in her arms
Either way they'll be posing to take pictures over the rubble and the corpses.
Michael Powell
>this is how im spending my day off
Nicholas Davis
Nigga.
Cooper Bailey
Taxes? Sort em, file em send em to a jew
Dominic Cruz
>Graduate from Minas Tirith AWMS (Asset wealth management school)
>No experience so can't be fussy with job offers
>Take first interested offer that comes, Junior Accountant at Minas Morgul Capital
>Appointed business development manager in the field
>Review yearly accounts for corporation tax offsets
>Fairly easy review, we can write off weaponry and armour under deductibles as they are purely work use
>Take a well earned day off in Mordor
>See one of my clients wearing his fancy new hat while riding his borgen
>Work use doesn't cover commuting nor pleasure/personal use
>Check clients submissions, helmet is clearly filed under deductible for 100% of the cost instead of 50%
>Told 'don't worry about it' by the compliance officer
>My first fucking job and I'm already corrupt
Brandon Ortiz
kek, I'm kind of ashamed that made me laugh this much.
Dylan Clark
All who live see such 1099 income. All we have to decide is what deductions to take with the income given to us.
Wyatt Powell
>WHOM DO YOU SERVE?
>The IRS.
Joshua Ramirez
Create an S-Corp and deduct with me!
Aiden Adams
>That is one of the subsidised carers, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell.
>Shadowtax. He's the lord of all quarters, and he's been my friend through many audits.
Leo White
Many that aren't audited deserve it. And some that are audited deserve not to be. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out audits and failures to file.
John Butler
Gandalf: [reading] "'They have taken the office… and the second condo'"
[Gimli stops sobbing, and looks up blankly.]
Gandalf: "'We have barred all transactions… but cannot hold them for long. The stock shakes.'"
[Pippin, still holding checkbook and pencil, backs away.]
Gandalf: "'Jews… Jews… in the deep.'"
[He looks up slowly, and turns the smudged, red-inked page. The Fellowship Ltd. begins to glance around uncomfortably.]
Gandalf: "'We cannot bail out. A silent Chinese investor moves in the dark.'"
[Pippin stumbles back and sees a corpse with an arrow in its chest, sitting by a stone well. He turns towards it.]
Gandalf: "'We cannot bail out…'" [He glances at the last, single line, a scrawl fading out at the bottom of the page. Gandalf looks up in the uncomfortable silence.] "'(((They))) are coming!'"
Benjamin Thompson
>You've already had your federal refund
>Yes but what about my state refund?
Brandon Lee
The hobbit flicks completely ruined everything.
Chase Walker
Yes
Mason Martin
Based
Camden Hill
Charles Jenkins
Luis Harris
Elijah Sullivan
Severely underrated.
Landon Wood
underrated
Juan King
Translate it, you dumb mongol.
Carter Gomez
We ain't had nothing but tax increases at our income level for three stinking years!
Luis Clark
Killed them? No. Made them stronger? Yes!
David Morales
>did this in lotr ck2 mod
>sauron instantly defeated, nothing happens afterwards but domestic squabbles, game crashes
lel
Brody Morgan
>My men tell me that you are orc auditors
>AUDITORS? now wait just a minute
>We are actuaries of the shire,here to determine ring's product liability insurance deducible
Jack Howard
negro we have comfy LOTR every day, what are you smoking?
Jayden Jones
Tax threads are peak LOTR comfy threads
Caleb Diaz
*Auditors liquidate your most valuable asset*
Luke Evans
Aw here you go pol you're involved too!
Owen Foster
why dident feanor just give the silmarillions to yavanna and make new ones with the light
Asher Gray
Why couldn't sauron into weapons of mass destruction? Like what if the the Helms deep bomber had a nuke or nerve gas?
Jeremiah Young
Sometimes the greatest humor is found in the little things
Carter Cook
>Small chance of recession
>Certainty of bailout
>What are we waiting for
Justin Cox
I gotta rewatch the trilogy, I want to be able to participate in this shit
Caleb Wood
Stop calling everything a meme
Jonathan Bell
10/10
Samuel Walker
he was severely autistic
Asher Harris
>SELL TO ME
>AND I WILL RELEASE YOU FROM THIS CRIPPLING DEBT
>WHAT SAY YOU?
Angel Wilson
Why didn't everybody in middle earth just fuck off and mind their own business?
Joshua Mitchell
He took the profits and created every other memecurrency.
Liam Barnes
Justin Reyes
Is the LoTR worth watching now or was it a "you had to be in the moment" thing?
Liam Lewis
>The Fellowship Ltd.
Oliver Howard
I never watched them when they were new because as a kid I was scared of the Balrog and my dad didn't allow me to keep watching
Only got around to watching them for the first time 3 or 4 years ago and they're among my favorite films now
Even made me read the books
Cameron Roberts
Absolutely worth watching, but if you haven't read the books make sure to do that first. You'll never be able to make up your own images of Tolkien's world after seeing the movies.
Skip the Hobbit - it's 100% distilled trash.
Isaiah Richardson
Based
Julian Hill
Read the hobbit tho
Angel Gutierrez
Why are Finnish memes so best?
Andrew Wilson
Awaken, my tax brokers
Jordan Peterson
Greatest film trilogy of the 21st century, will likely remain so. Watch them. I recommend the extended editions
Kevin Ortiz
Yes, the book is a very charming and fun read, the movies are a fucking slog and a bore except for the 3 minutes that smog is speaking
Elijah Davis
Yeah, the book is fine (nothing like LoTR, but still entertaining in its own way). I was tlaking about the movies. They are complete shit.
Nathan Young
Still holds up pretty well. The dialogue, the sets and even the CGI still look amazing.
Caleb Sullivan
>urku hai lurts how is quark/curd industry doing in quarkgard
> We are starting to produce ehrman (a brand of quark) in cans of one litre
> One litre!
There is a lot of finnish food memes in this style
Austin Clark
Why is this so funny?
Bentley Morris
was giggling like a retard at this
Mason Brown
kino
Lincoln Wright
Fellowship is amazingly comfy
Logan Gonzalez
AAAGH MONEY AND SHIT!
Ryder Allen
Kek
Sebastian Stewart
Because they were the greatest thing he ever made and would never touch that level of greatness ever again.
Jonathan Ortiz
Why is this making me laugh so much. What am I missing here?
Eli Reed
What is it about financiary lingo that makes my soul recoil?
Cameron Walker
It touches not one but many sides of your mind in short pace that's why
Wyatt Young
>File now!
>File now!
>File for ruin, bankruptcy and the firm’s ending!
Brandon Walker
>JoJo's bizzare venture
Charles Lewis
Adam Cooper
>DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBT! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBT!
Jason Richardson
>DEBT!
Oliver Garcia
Jackson Ross
Jordan Taylor
Jonathan Torres
the fuck are these... are these memes by /ck/ or some shit
Jayden Edwards
Its a Finnish thing, you wouldn't understand.
Jackson Cruz
Finnish memes
I think food is pretty funny as a concept
Jason Watson
>brainlets can't comprehend superior finngol memes
I'm eating quark as I type this btw.
Hudson Rogers
YOU FUCKERS I WAS ABOUT TO POST IT.
Jose Scott
my sides
Jace Flores
first one is comfy adventure movie, second and third are war movies with Frodo suffering in between.
Noah Ward
>TOMAATTIMURSKA ROBIN :D
best meme in the history of memes
Parker Gonzalez
I don't know what the fuck this is, but it's getting funnier the more I see it.
Jordan Gomez
>>Baneposting killed Dark Knight trilogy threads
literally what the fuck is there to talk about that capeshit besides baneposting
Luis Garcia
>Dio forces Jonah and sons into chapter 7 bankruptcy and risk liquidating the family estate
>It's up to Joaquin Joestar to get his start up off the ground and rebuild his fourtune
Christopher Sullivan
Do they ever actually talk about tax policies in ASOIAF?
Leo Rodriguez
>A new finance is rising. Its engineering is at hand. This quarter the fund will be stained with the synthetic risk of bespoke options. March to Lehman Brothers. Leave none employed. To work!
Jace Peterson
>How trade you?
>HOW TRADE YOU!?!
Evan Collins
kek'd and dont even know why
Daniel Nguyen
Fucking hell I keked
Owen Morgan
cringe
Jose Ramirez
they talk about the iron bank and shit.
Jon Snow also has a chapter where he takes inventory of Castle Black's onion stores. I think GRR Martin was just hungry when he wrote that as usual.
Ayden Cruz
AND MY TAX
Henry Campbell
based
sex, have it
Dylan Roberts
High returns. Ever have they grown on the portfolios of my forebears. Now they shall cover the back taxes of my business. Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The aggressive go bankrupt and the cautious linger. That I should not be retired yet see the last days of my investments.
>The surprise audit was not of your making.
No investor should have to liquidate a portfolio before retirement
Tyler Bailey
lmao no. It's literally just
>Robert Baratheon spent too much
>Tywin didn't spend much
>Bravo gurm
Hunter Young
underrated
Oliver Reyes
Jackson Turner
kek
Christian Ramirez
Dylan Cox
Every time
Jaxson Lopez
Pippin:
>How far is Minas Tirith?
Gandalf:
>Three days' ride, as the Nazgul flies, and you'd better deduct those expenses using the standard mileage rate.
Jonathan Watson
My sides are in orbit
Adam Miller
What is Aragorn's tax policies?
Camden Baker
Orcposting > Taxposting