What if we're still doing this when we're 50?

Yea Forums/nel probably won't be around for its 20th birthday desu

It's just so gradual you don't notice it. Work hard labour and you wake up every day feeling sore and feel old every time you try and bend over.

Or getting paralyzed in an accident and telling everyone to just follow their dreams.

sneed

Yeah, Lumbergh is going to make me janny on Saturday, I know it.

At this point I'd do pretty much anything for a nice quiet cubicle in a boring office.

eat shit

People with autism often have problems with social, emotional and communication skills. They might repeat certain behaviors and might not want change in their daily activities.

I spent the first 10 years out of high school "following" my dreams. It got me nowhere. With no education or real job skills, I went into blue collar work, which has just as much bullshit as white collar work, only you're busting your ass and back. I finally got a decent job because of one obscure skill. I'll be making decent money, have normal hours, and I probably won't kill myself doing it.

What's your dream?

Office Work sucks but it's really no one's fault but your own if you're so apathetic and unmotivated that you literally can't see any other career that you would like to even attempt, and would rather just go to a job you hate silently fuming about how horrible it is

>11 years later
>mfw

I chain smoke and drink a lot of Dr.Pepper. I ain't gonna make it. But i'll probably be posting when the end comes.

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What special skill is that user?

Based

the alternate ending is really good but more blackpilled

>he's at the construction site
>talking about how it's not so bad
>supervisor walks up
>in bloomberg's voice: yeahhh, I'm gonna need you to work...faster

sucking cocks

>bloomberg

I got a code monkey job and it's pretty comfy desu. It's still wagecucking but I get to sit on my ass and due to my self-diagnosed autism I rarely get bored solving programming problems.

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what else am i supposedta do

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How do I become a code monkey?

Code monkeys rise up!!!

Yeah I got a comfy job too. Going into .net might move to denver.

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Learn python or java or c#
I got freelance gigs from craigslist
Just borrow

You learn programming well and then you apply for companies that accept people without degrees.
Make sure to have the basic technologies down and to have a few projects in your portfolio (can be private ones, doesn't matter).
There are companies that do coding contests. That's a pretty nice way do get a foot in the door.
Or try getting a part time job, convinve them you're good and they'll take you full time.
But really I have to stress that being a good developer comes first. That takes a lot of work but can be done in reasonable amount of time.

not to mention if you have the time, money and energy you could of course study CS.

I work at a concrete factory in a town with little opportunity. It's not bad, and I know I could move any time. But given the chance I'd be happy to have his job instead of some labor one. Grass is greener I guess

Right? I'd kill for a position in an air conditioned office where I didn't have to do anything and couldn't be fired. I could write my novel and finance my life in comfort.

Each has its pros and cons. I think I'd like an office job more, but I have a lot of freedom at my job and can go where I want as I please as long as my work gets done. I don't have to be stuck in the same cubicle with the same people all day

Let me ask you something.

When you come to Yea Forums and you're not posting real well, does anyone ever say to you "sounds like someone has a case of the autism"?

That's how I feel working a desk job. When I worked manual labour I felt great. I went home everyday feeling like I just got paid to work out at the gym.