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I EAT JON, ITS WHAT I DO

>The Evenstar, Brienne's father, who's almost as big as her. Will NEVER show up in books or show.

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you know when you laugh at a child's joke, then they think it's the funniest thing in the world and they beat the joke into the ground a hundred more times?

d&d are like that with cock jokes and manlet jokes, actual children

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Kino

last night before the huge battle that you probably won't survive, would you rather be knighted or have sex?

IMAGINE

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desu I just want to talk about Jenny of oldstones

It was pure r3ddit cringe and i laughed out loud

>You're only getting 6 episodes, but each will be a feature length 2 hours!
>Episodes are the standard 1 hour, and 2 of them are already wasted on nothing happening

NEED SOMETHING, TRAVELER?

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Kit Harrington : small dick

Threadly reminder

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breeding bastards with goblins is how you get orcs

>Arya = Waif still a go
>yfw Waif fucked Gendry

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On a scale of 1-10, you are fucked

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AZOR AHAI COME AGAIN

THE PRINCE WHO WAS PROMISED

THE LAST HERO REBORN

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Remember when Tyrion was clever and could talk his way out of any troublesome situation?

kino

Just watched the episode, Jesus Christ that was bad. An hour of people talking about shit all and nothing happening and God, *that* fucking scene, poor Gendry, I hope his paycheck was fat

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KINGLSAYER

post pics of her without the makeup making her look uggo so la gremlina wouldnt look hideous next to her

Brehs............
What if Night King is actually Azor Ahai? what if there will be no new AA because NK is the old one?
>tfw the story about the NW LC meeting a spooky cold waifu
Perhaps she is the Nissa Nissa. All I'm saying is, look into it

This. Cant believe people keep falling for ths corporate jew talk

>it will be the most epic season yet you guys
>feature length episodes with battles comparable to LOTR
>season opens with two 50 minute filler episodes where the characters hang out in a castle and talk shit to kill time
Top kek

kino

Waif is hot

HOT

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too kino for crayons

>Two hundred determined archers can hold the Neck against an army
Eddard Stark (A Game of Thrones, Chapter 20)

So why didnt they just hold the Neck?

absolutely based and too kino for this world to happen in this shitty show

Not as fucked as all the women and children they sent to a graveyard for safekeeping against an undead army.

Was it rape?

where the FUCK is mel? She should be burning every fucking babby in the north to power her fires that wipe out the night king's army

He doesn't get into any troublesome situations anymore and is living a cushy life so he looks stupid now.

Tryion being put with the women and children in the crypt what did GoT directors mean by this

Was it just me or the overall acting of the episode felt shit and lazy? Its like they dont care anymore "OKAY TEAM GREAT JOB, LET WRAP IT UP IN THESE LAST EPISODE AND GO HOME"

better than anything the showrunners will come up with

Fucking hacks will never make this happen

what went wrong

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Imagine being Gendry in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 15 year old girl from fleebottom. Like seriously imagine having to be Gendry and not only lie in that hay while Arya flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her unshapely body. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in Winterfell tells her she's SO BADASS and DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of young peasant girls with perfect bodies shaped by working in the fields all day. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get get laid one last time and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for while baking people into pies. And then she asks for another round, and you know you could eat every single chicken in this room before the eunuchs put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Gendry. You're not going to lose your future lordship over this. Just bear it. Close your eyes and bear it.

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Why does the night king want to take Winterfell? What strategic importance does it hold for him? What is his plan? What does he want?

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I would forgive D&D everything they have done if they'd do this

You'll have to wait until she's dead because she can decide to call it rape at any moment in her life after it happens, shitlord.

But let's be honest: all sex is rape.

>unironically thinking that D&D would allow a straight white male to be the hero for once

Bong genes. Plus they aren't exactly dolling him up, I think looking like shit is part of his schtick in the show. He doesn't look that bad in real life.

did you even watch the show? he wants bran

Mr Lightroller make sure the irish are locked in the crypt

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He want dat hard drive.

>Americans

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Ser T'Hundryd D'Termynarchyrs was no match for Ser Twynty of House Goodmen in single combat im afraid.

It literally said it in the episode, he wants Bran who wears his mark, he wants to kill him. Are you retarded? Do you not listen?

They made a thing of her and Gendry this episode.

She will show up, try to bang him again to get more king magic and then Arya will shoot her with her projectile spear and then nod at him like that kid did when he shot Ygritte

>even noticing a dudes looks
Kill yourself faggot

no

I made that webm. Someone saved it. I'm happy now.

Well there's no more time place to run. Moat Caillin needs to be refitted, it was already a ruin before Ironborns and Boltons ransacked the place.

Also i'm not sure an army of the dead numbering 100 of 1000s would be bothered by the Neck's attrition factors as much as an regular andal force.

>hardhome episode
>the undead bring literally giant blizzard with them, no one can see shit, total panic
>s8e2
>casually strolling out of the woods for rad points
Dabid? Dabid pls.
I'm fucking angry.

based retard

he acquired too much knowledge

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Undead would just wait out the rations as winter hit full swing. They didn't mindlessly run into the water at the lake.

Sam accidentally left the first book of the series back at Oldtown

>its established in season 1 that wights are not killed by swords but only by fire
>lol lets fight all these wights with men armed with dragonglass even though dragonglass is only effective against white walkers, not the millions of wights
>only useful asset are the dragons, barely mentioned in the battleplan
>no one thought of using wildfyre

>not mirin Jaime every time he appears onscreen
Maybe you're the faggot here

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God this episode is so fucking cringe. Surely even normalfags now realize how shitty this show is right? Right?

>only 6 episodes left
>still dragging everything out

Just fucking get on with it

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can't use arrows during blizzards

Only four left, my guy.

Even better:

>In the Azor vs Walkers fight scene, it cuts back and forth to the mad king shouting BURN THEM ALL interspliced in with young jaime stabbing him and old jaime stabbing the NK

they stopped caring after the 2nd season and noticed that they can get away with everything

Wtf Jon snow killed one of his own and went with the wildlings. NO HONOR!

>NK wants to kill 3ER because he holds humanity's memories
>no one even knew 3ER even existed, much less the historical info he possessed
They just keep adding plot holes for fun at this point

Keep calling dudes faggots when youre obsessing over mens looks faggot

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Someone needs to edit that Jaime reaction to all the absurd D&D OC..

Shills must be on suicide watch by now

Why doesn't Jon just say he doesn't want the throne and has never wanted it (which is all true) instead of creating this whole needless conflict with Dany

Defending from the North, not from the South

nigga they specifically spelled it out for people like you in this exact episode, The Night King always goes after the 3 eyed ravens and he wants an endless night and to delete this world from existence.

Mm

they're making dragonglass for the walkers dude, what are they gonna do, switch weapons between steel and dragonglass when they're fighting wights and then walkers? It's much more sensible just to overhaul all of their weapons to match the strongest enemy

because they don't have two hundred determined archers

And then Bron shoots jamie in the back

cunts

why doesnt the lich king use sindragosa to light up winterfell? he could kill so many, turn them into undead and kill of the rest
why is he such a brainlet

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I meant 6 episodes in total for the final season

Nah everyone I knew thinks it’s just now getting good and the first seasons were really slow.

They attacked from the North. Moat Cailin is a defense against the south.

>got milk crow?

>?! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM H-HELP ME

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>It's all part of the plan Samwell...

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I swear I'm going to find Dumb and Dumber and give them the Theon treatment.

are you retarded? why would it matter if anyone knew he existed or not? the night king knows and that's what matters.

the Neck is built so you can withstand an attack from the south. If you get charged from the north you are fucked holding it

Am I a brainlet, didn't Sansa already do this a season or 2 ago?

Why didn't Bran just look into his hard drive and invent global warming?

>bong genes
kit is a bong too.

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>bring dragon to Winterfell
yes well done night king well done HOWEVER
>gets incinerated by double the amount of dragons he has

She actually has cute breasts

I'm convinced it's not the same actor

Just watched it

Jesus christ this was the worst episode yet. The writers havent figured out their cringey shit dialogue isn't an adequate replacement for the book's. So dialogue scenes that are usually suspenseful and gripping are boring and predictable. This show is pandering to the masses and it shows.
The target audience is >now exactly the same as capeshit's

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Wouldn't the Night King want so legend of humanity to survive, so as to build his own legend for he defeated him?
Kind of like how Roman historians sucked Hannibal's cock because by making him great it made the state that managed to beat him even greater

D&D are incapable of writing something this good and you fucking know it.

Aren't swords put through the corpses to pin them into the ground in the WF crypts? Or is that book only

>YFW Kings Landing is surrounded by the undead
>Suddenly Aeron arrives with a horde of ghosts shit manned by a skeleton crew
>Storms kings landing
>Harpoons the zombie dragon
>Declares what is dead can never die

goodies have to win
evil baddies have to die
and my favourites bryn and ary have to survive or i wont buy the got 2020 calendar and annual or socks for christmas

He's literally cro-magnon man

Will Rohan answer

Robb Stark would be the first to conquer Moat from the south. His plan was legit.

So castrated Theon and a bunch of Ironborn who are famous for being bad at fighting at land are the only ones defending Bran and therefore humanity?

>undead army just surrounds WF and wait until they starve to death
No, that would actually make sense. Characters using clear advantages to win like in real life is not what this show is about.

There better be Ice spiders and other shit they don't know about to fuck over their defences.

chicks can't make knights

Be thankful the directing for battles is probably the best in the industry right now and that the two next episodes are battles.

>Bong genes.

>tfw was cute a child but now ugly asfuck

hate being a bong

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Any knight can make a knight. Sansa isn't a knight

Theon will somehow survive to kill Euron

episode 4 too? how do you know?

MFW Elfs have come to reinforce us

They retconned dragonglass in S7 though, Jon kills a wight with it at the dragon pits meeting.

We don't know Night's true plan user. That was Bran just spitballing. He's never sat down and had chat with Night. He doesn't actually know his plans. Night being solely focused on Bran doesn't make sense because if he was obsessed with the 3ER he would have wrecked him long before Bran was even born

It seems from the preview than Jon joins them, but yeah.

If the battle doesn't start next ep right off the bat, this is shaping up to be a very shit season. All it's been is mediocre exposition and a series of bland meet'n'greets and minor fanservice.

We didn't fucking wait 2 years and cut 2 more eps off the tailend to have 1/3rd of those be pointless. Pacing, you niggers, I wrote 3 short films only and I could write pacing better than you cunts. Now watch them try to cram everything in the remaining eps and miss out on a good bit of shit.

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what a fucking shitshow glad it's over soon

The big battle episodes are 3 and 5 given how it's Sapochnik doing those two.

Thats cute and all, but if the writing werent total shit, wouldnt it be the worst plan imaginable to defend the "kill humanity" button with a tiny group of shitty fighters?

The night king wants one thing and one thing only.

To destroy the world of men.

Episode 4 will be the escape from Winterfell, aftermath of it and setting up in King's Landing so that Episode 5 can be the War for the Dawn or some shit.

What are your expectations for the return of Baelish?

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You can never tell how child actors will grow up.

ALL HAIL VICTARION GREYJOY, THE IRON CAPTAIN!

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>Yfw the black girl is the only one who didn’t age like milk.

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Was this supposed to be sexy? Because it wasn't

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>he would have wrecked him long before Bran was even born
he couldn't do that because the Raven was protected by a barrier until Bran Trojan Hore'd it

>360 noscopes the other 2 dragons aswell
nothing personal kid

i'm gonna go out and say there was something i really liked with this episode.
>davos handing out food
>small girl with a face deformity
>shireen music plays
there are not many things they get right, but their music choices every now and then are actually on point

Why on earth would the NK wait? He doesnt need to siege when he has a dragon and outnumbers the opponents millions to hundreds. He could have his men just pile up on each other and climb over the wall if he wanted, waiting a bunch of months would be stupid

thats a very impractical helm

Zombie Baelish is scheming among the wights for who gets the best pieces of frozen land. But then he betrays them for Sansha.

I imagine it's going to be mostly fighting from now on.

Battle is next episode and it's going to be 80 minutes long

Also the greyscale on her face.

Why didn't Anub'Arak just tunnel underneath Winterfall and collapse it underground?

Why didn't Kel'Thuzad just crash Naxxramas into Winterfell?

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Just looked like a burn to me.

kek

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>horn blowing
>open the gates
>children of the forest march in
>bran drives out with his wheel chair
>What is this??
>once there was an alliance between the first men and the children of the forest, we're here to renew that alliance
>you are most welcome!
>battle
>magic missles everywhere
>one wight with a torch blows up the wall
>FALL BACK FALL BACK, into the crypt
>nightking awakens all the dead starks

Style before function

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black don't crack

It's just setup for her turning into a zombie next ep for him to confront, innit

Guys what if the night king raises the dead and all the Starks buried in the crypt come to life, then Leanna Stark kills Dany to save her son Jon???

this was the most well executed reunion from the last two episodes, based Theon and Sansa stealing the show from the dragon bitch

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kino

There's like 10 Walkers and thousands of Wights.

Her face was deformed for a reason. Call back if you will.

Girls are so fucking smart and powerful I love this show so much

>Duncan the Tall vs The Laughing Storm will NEVER EVER be adapted

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

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Sam gave a whole speech about how people would be no better than animals without remembering their history, which is why NK wanted the 3ER. But then no one actually knew about the 3ER or his wikipedia in the first place.

out of all the things we never got, I'm really missing Brainletarion the most

It was supposed to be EMPOWERING for HER you incel bigot

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it's going to be canon, isnt it?

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Pretty nice with how they look at each other towards the end.

>8 seasons
>most memorable character dies in episode 6

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>sword
>not a hammer

nigger

So wage your bets

Personally, Winterfell falls, Bran wargs wolf
They do a mass retreat where the y magically teleport to the nearest port town and board Ships Yahra has

Nights King marches down to kings landing

Bran learns of the wildfire wargs Cersei and has her screaming to burn the city, but also wargs the old king by mistake .
Nights King enters the city kills Cersei and the baby and then boom

Nights King doesn't die, but his army takes a heavy hit

They circle all the way around to dorn rallying all the survivors.
Brans warg ghost tells Jon the story of Azor Ahai
Mel prepares the ritual and lets Jon stab her through the heart
Jon gets beaten, but right as soon as he's about to be killed
Danny picks up the sword and pokes the nights king killing him.

Queue epilogue

Victarion is even dumber than Brienne in the books.

It never occurs to him to question whether the ''Dragons Horn'' is a trap, a ruse. He actually believes he'll be able to bind a dragon and get Dany. Christ, what a moron.

Might be so. Theon has a inner monologue moment where he often dreamt about marrying Sansa before Cat would mock him for it.

Nigga you're a impractical helm

ooh boy thats a hard one. this mulatto chick looks quite good imo
>fuck, kill, marry
emilia clark is disgusting

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>bet that Theon would survive
>the dickless motherfucker actually puts himself right next to Bran in the coming battle
God fucking damn it

Hammer was a Robert thing.

DEAD, IS IT?

LANCEL BRING ME THE LIFESTRETCHER

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They were actually just having a laugh at her expense

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So do people actually know about Bran and they explained it all off screen? It seemed weird that they all just accept everything he says in that weird monotone way and everyone just takes his word as authority

He needs Bran to bring along the Long Night and kill everything that lives.

>Jamie manages to injure the NK
>NK throws him to the floor and is about to kill him
>Arya throws her magic spear right in the NK's neck and saves the day
>Ending scene of her winking to the blacksmith boi who is still shaking and traumatized from having to fuck that goblin

So will they become a couple?

honestly I don't get why americans are so autistic about the age of a girl. so long as shes hit puberty she is ripe for fucking.

Jon already called it in this episode though. They're gonna go for the walkers and NK to defeat the wights, he says this in the meeting. They'll never ever win if they try and take on all the wights

lmao fuck gilly

Thinking about it, they could have cut a few of the worst scenes
>I can show you the world dragonriding scene
>salsa and Kelly c cracking manlet jokes
>salsa negging tyrion
>arya's awful cgi knoife thowing
>you want a queen earn her XD
and a few more and just made one decent 80 minute episode a similar length to all the others

>canon
sansa needs a good dicking after ramsay...and theon can't provide that. unless cock merchant actually exists.

Shhhh, no time for questions. This is "talk about old things that happened" time.

Loving all these helms deep references. Please continue

He tells them each a secret that only they know, something he couldn't possibly know but does. After this, nobody ever questions him again

>Sam gave a whole speech about how people would be no better than animals without remembering their history

Which is actually a version of the speech given to him by Archmaester Ebrose. Samwell's character development is actually pretty on point.

youtube.com/watch?v=Owi_LFlcVGg

The 3ER is like the children of the forest. A legend of ages long past. Don't forget that until last season nobody except Jon and the Watch knew that the WW really existed and that they're coming.

You know that shit is too kino for this show.

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Yes. Sansa was raped so hates men, but Theon has no dick so they can be in love without her reliving her trauma

reminder that in the books the Night King is purely a hypothetical character and GRRM isn't retarded enough to use the "boss monster dies and everything is fixed" resolution.

that's why he's so great though, he's like Grug. It's fun reading his literally retarded internal monologue

Yeah but NK's dragon shoots propane

those hack directors won't make this thing real cause they're a bunch of retards.

the point is that, as long as the 3er is alive, humanities history is not totally forgotten. not that he is the only source of historical knowledge. only when the 3er is dead, all humans can be killed and history will be gone

But we are not men ;-)

They are preparing to battle Illidan for the frozen throne in the next episode

Mate did you see the girth of her this episode?
It'll take all the fucking dead starks in the crypts to just get her down and fucking no clue how long to eat all of her.

>Watch a show all the way to the last season
>Somehow act like your better than all this

They've already confirmed that Theon will be protecting Bran. Jaime and Brienne are commanding the left flank of the battle.

Theon Azor Ahai confirmed

>implying Sam hasn't gotten her pregnant

Sansa will peg him and let him watch while a summer islander impregnates her.

based Kit

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Do people actually think someone other than Jon will defeat the night king? He’s the main character and they wouldn’t have set up a romance with Daenerys if this wasn’t the case. I’d rather have it be jaime, but it’s clearly not going to happen

So the NK was revealed as an actual character in the show after they ran out of source material?

That was more awkward than funny.

Sansa and Dany was a good scene though. It showed Dany trying to stronk her way into Sansa's favour, but she gets called out on the North situation and drops her act. It's a great little character scene

>NK circled by Dany, Sansa, Arya and Brienne
>I'm going to destroy world of men
>BUT WE ARE NO MEN
>AAAAAAAAAAARHRHRHRHRHGFHGH

Last season Jon killed the wight he showed Cersei with dragon glass retard

>*bones rattling*
>Ahye supposh...

This is way to KINO for DD. they'll do something utterly underwhelming.

What went wrong?

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>NK is secretly a fan of King of the Hill

>game of thrones ends
>jon takes the throne
>"m'lord...we must increase the taxation on our subjects to rebuild the wall of the north!"
>"the world has enough walls...this is one we shall leave crumbled"
>jon looks directly in the camera
>"westeros welcomes all"
>credits roll

Who says anything did?

To be fair she's just objectively hotter than any of the female leads. All the hotter white girls only had minor roles and they were killed off.

bad enough to be real

YAAAAAASSSS

hope springs eternal, faggot

It's just because they need an obvious villain for audience to hate. Same reason why many story arcs were simply aborted - because they had to condense the character roster. Show audience is not the book audience that remembers all the shit.

Didn't Renly already knight Brienne? Wasn't that important aspect of her backstory?

>bong genetics

Hitting the wall @ 10 lmao

Azor Ahai is a red herring.

she finally embraced southern cuisine and fried bread

YOU GOT FAT

She was part of his King's Guard but explicitly wasn't a knight

First Bobby meme I've laughed at

He's immortal, another couple of months would be nothing for him.

I thought Fat Walda died

I EAT, JON, IT'S WHAT I DO

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no, they had him planned from early on with the Craster's sons thing.

It was great up to season 3, enjoyable up to season 6 or 7, but this seaskn has been terrible. I just wanna know the end.

NO GILLY THOSE RATIONS ARE FOR EVERYONE

Why do anyone want Jaimie to be the one to kill the night king? Isn't he the bad guy?

I CLAPPED

the only reason it's two episodes is to split up the two Jon's parentage scenes, because even though people THINK they matter they're going to have no meaningful consequences at all.

>Jon and Dany can't fuck any more now
>their romance barely registered anyway so it literally doesn't matter

in the books the only reason GRRM is doing the plotline was because of the edgy/subversive stuff that the show is going to skip entirely.

>brienne would rather be knighted than have sex with jaime
wew

i really really hope she only gained weight because of her character
Hannah Murray is a qt otherwise

>salsa and Kelly c cracking manlet jokes
M*nlet detected.

she wasn't eaten by dogs, she ate the dogs

He's an anti-hero who's become a hero.

Jaime is Vegeta, Jon is Goku, Dany is Gohan

water is wet

Are we going to see some dragon deaths next episode? I bet at least 2/3 dragons are killed and all the riders are injured/killed.

kino

>nose ring
ONE PLANE IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER

Night King is 100% oc

Ok, maybe 90% oc, there is a "Night's King" who is a legendary figure in the books who was a normal man that married a white walker (Other as they're called) and that's presumably where they got the name from but that's the only connection

This totally not the lich king character is not going to be introduced two books from the end

did Bran told Tyrion about Jon being a targ?

youtu.be/id7GMDubuuI

Everyone is talking about wights legendary starks

but no one is talking about wights giant direwolves

It's like I come to /got/ generals not for the memes but to get even angrier than I already am.
Why do filmmakers always have to ponder to retards as soon as shit gets remotely popular?

They really uglified her for the role. Or it's just lack of smirking.

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I'm guessing they're saving the budget for the next episode, and whatever big thing they've got for King's Landing, and are getting all the fan servicey meetings and reunions out of the way in the first two episodes. I will agree that this one felt a little plodding, like they were stretching for time.

Why would it never occur to them??

I'm aware this is Yea Forums, but pretty pumped the release of Mordhau coincides with the start of the first battle next week: youtube.com/watch?v=nFpoDlH6Sxs

now back to my containment board

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Sam wanted to earn the architecture link

in the books, tyrion learns through the stupid invented game they have that is basically chess that you must not bring dragons(or queen in chess) out 1st and must leave it for endgame. aka not at all what danny is doing right meow

Jaime is the Piccolo to Bran's Gohan

I'm betting that most civvies get blindsided since they are trapped in the crypt and most side characters will die Davos, Giantsbane, Pod etc
Dragons will fight with the Night King's Dragon which then causes it to crash, Jon fights the Night King 1v1, gets beaten then Arya backstabs the NK either killing him or making a opening for Jon to one shot him, which kills all the Wights.

yikes. give this "girl" a razor to shave her mustache off

Because they're idiots

Am I just in an odd mood or was this an actually decently written episode?
Meaningful and interesting character interactions, dialogue that isn’t terrible, scenes not stuffed with quips, a reunion scene that was handled well and very few filler scenes. Sure it’s a bit slow considering we’re now a third of the way through the final season but I’m surprised that I was actually enjoying this shit.

>Night King is 100% oc
Thank God for that. Final boss sounds very anti-GRRM.

is that a beard?

>dat schnozz

>implying they will spend the CGI
Nymeria should be an undead dire wolf and hunt down Arya

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Its almost certain that youre less attractive

>I'm eating for two, Sam. Me and the baby.
>No. Gilly it dosen't work that way, the baby is born aldready.
>I'm eating for two, Sam.
>o-ok gilly

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Reminder GRRM decided to introduce the wolves and imply they were a major plot point and incredibly important and had 20 years to tie up his lose ends and couldn't be fucked and it's not D&D's fault they just killed off a dead plotline

assuming that Jon even comes back in the books, and that he ever meets daenerys, and that R+L=J

all of which I'm not convinced of yet

I suppose george would also do it to show that succession rules and all that only leads to more conflict and death not less or something
y'know fedualism bad XD the usual

>Am I just in an odd mood or was this an actually decently written episode?

It's not. It just had couple of good scenes. Writing for the show has absolutely tanked in the last few seasons.

Is this made by the people who made Chivalry?

Looks like he's staring at its face.

it should have been the first episode is my only complaint

She is going to be Pregnant with Sams kid

Lol.

go ahead and fuck that tranny my man, dont let you dreams be dream

The episode was kino, but I am fucking triggered they wasted an entire episode out of the 6 this season, jesus christ
REEEEEEEE

jesus, no wonder Sansa is worried about feeding everyone when all the food stock goes to gilly

>king if the hill ends in 2010
>first white walker spotted in 2011
It fits

That's a point, where are the dragons currently? Are they locked up in the castle somewhere or just allowed to fly around whether they want and hoping the NK doesn't ambush one while its alone?

Ep 1 and 2 could easily have been condensed into one 90 minute episode

What a lucky guy I can't believe he got paid for that.

actually knotting together a story as complicated as ASoIaF is so complicated even a based autist like GRRM has gotten stuck on the exact execution, and I'm pretty sure I know where he's going.

D&D aren't anywhere in that league and had to plan the last 4 seasons with only ADWD and a few spoilers to go on.

they probably had to go with "uniting the free peoples of Middle Westeros vs Blue Voldemort" to convince HBO to give them $300 million to make the remainder of the series.

cringe and low testpilled

will there be ice spiders next episode bros?

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It was far better than anything we got the last two seasons, some actual fucking sincerity for once rather than marvel tier quipping

God I miss when this show was good

woah

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And i'm still waiting for Bannerlord and the inevitable GoT mod

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reminder that the NK ought to be able to kill any dragon from long range with his badass ice spear special attack.

obviously that will never happen again in the show but according to the canon of the show dragons aren't even a threat to him lol.

you're kidding right?

I think it was made by people who were mad at chivalry's direction or something

Why doesn't Bran just warg into NightKing and kill himself?

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Why doesn't Bran time travel to the last time the Night King was beaten?

I'd love to know how white walkers lost during the age of heroes.

if i wanted to watch idiots on screen, i didnt need to turn on GOT

Next Episode leaks fresh from pajeetistan
Seems they've maybe filmed multiple passes of episodes to decoy people

>Battle starts, forces rush out in the field and immediately start
>Whites forces seem strangely small
>Random child dies and starts killing the other children, Arya flees crypt
>Tormund accidentally kills Tyrion in the confusion
>Jon nearly BTFO, Danny saves but strange reservations
>Ed dies and Sam retreats to castle with Jon
>Night King nowhere to be seen
>Sam leads retreating party to strange warm tunnel inside crypt
>Zombie Mormont kills Brienne
>Jaimie takes a sword which makes Mormont burst into flames
>Winterfell is abandoned as spring leads to coastal cavern, Yara arrives with ships, Euron and Golden troops missing
>Night King flies over Kings Landing

>waiting for Bannerlord
Are you waiting for Half-Life 3, too, per chance?

it had fewer good scenes than the last episode, which itself was only bearable because it was the first of the season and had to reintroduce everyone.

I wouldn't do a sex scene with that goblin for free either.

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How does she keep getting hotter with each season?

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ice spiders is a fucking meme they are not real, you may as well be hoping for grumpkins and snarks to appear

FFS why did he start always pulling that dumb face after season 2

It was terrible and all r3ddit quips

tell me again why no one literally talked about the zombie dragon despite bran telling about it on the courtyard?
are they not planning against that?

have sex

DRAGONGLASS DABID

inb4 they CGI Arya killing a thousand dead men single handed, switching between throwing knives, her new spear and her trusty bow and arrow, bouncing around like Yoda in Episode 2 or Legolas in RotK

She’d be such a good domme with that bitch face of hers

Steven Erikson puts grrm to shame.

Is this established ASOIAF lore, or is it something D&D made up just to facilitate this scene?

I'm play a "who will die bingo" with a few friends and I'm betting real money
tell me 8 characters that you think are going to die this season

what do you think arya's dumb weapon is going to be used for?

>Characters using clear advantages to win like in real life is not what this show is about
I absolutely hate that this is the explanation why almost nothing in the entire show makes sense - it almost seems as if the writers went out of their way to avoid any scenario or character actions that make sense. It's like a theme; as if the entire show is a documentary on how not to fight a war.

Like Jon assuming on the map the dead would only approach on one flank and not fucking surround the entire castle from the get-go.

I feel the same way about the writing but I thought this episode in particular was particularly good, or maybe it was just good in comparison to last weeks shitfest.

I agree, I don’t remember much of anything important happening in episode 1.

That’s what I thought, I can’t believe Tyrion went a full episode without cracking a dick joke (besides the throwback with Jaime)

>Winterfell is abandoned as spring leads to coastal cavern

please let this happen I will shit my pants laughing

Did you learn nothing from Duke Nukem Forever, if it gets made it will be a mediocre game that wasn't worth waiting 14 years for (and bannerlord is half way there).

>watch Got
>wow Sansa is looking amazing tonight
>I will beat off to her
>search up pictures of Sophie Turner
>realise I got fooled and she's gross IRL
>lose boner
Every time

why the fuck would you agree to an adaption of a series that you probably won't even finish

I mean is George completely fucking deluded, he's in his early 70s and he's still talking in interviews like he'll have time to write nine more dunk and egg novellas, two more asoiaf books, fire and blood part two, and be involved in the five planned prequel shows

He also acts really indignant when people dare even suggest that an incredibly overweight man might not live through his 70s, shocker!

>Is this established ASOIAF lore

I don't know, but it's established humanity lore. It's how Squires are knighted on the field of battle.

I doubt they'll show it, since the prequel will be about long night

if this is real this is so embarrassing

Poor guy was earning his paycheck that day.

>Tormund accidentally kills Tyrion in the confusion
Oh fuck off

Remember how this used to be medieval fantasy kino with actual intrigue and interesting plotlines despite the cringe? How did we get to this point?

>Bran learns of the wildfire wargs Cersei and has her screaming to burn the city, but also wargs the old king by mistake .
This is so bad that it will definitely happen.

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Dany

>the defining power their enemy has is the ability to raise and control the dead
>THE CRYPT IS THE SAFEST PLACE
This fucking show.

>Tormund accidentally kills Tyrion in the confusion
He didn't deserve such shit writers for the last few seasons.

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>night king goes and kills cersei
>rest of the season is the good guys fighting zombies
Screencap this

>>Jaimie takes a sword which makes Mormont burst into flames
AZOR JAIME

I assume he had every intention of finishing the books, but then the show blew up, he became a gazillionaire and he decided he can't be bothered anymore.

He says he's still writing because HBO tells him to, but he;s not

I can see there being a scene similar to the elephant scene in RotK with Arya and Jon climbing around on a dragon btfoing wights le epic style in the next episode

OI WHERE'S YOUR LOICENSE M8

Simple. It's difficult writing actual intrigue with multiple shades of grey. GRRM is good at it but D&D are absolutely worthless at it. So now we're at a point where the show operates like a World of Warcraft expansion pack.

>Winterfell is abandoned as spring leads to coastal cavern
... What ?

>why the fuck would you agree to an adaption of a series that you probably won't even finish
he massively underestimated how slow he would be to finish the next 2 books

Edd and Beric no fucking doubt

GRRM has actually finished the books. He's just waiting until the show ends before he announces the release

>>Jaimie takes a sword which makes Mormont burst into flames
I want to believe.

Y'all are forgetting the coolest dude around.

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Davos - somewhat likely to die
Brienne - not likely to die until she has a romantic scene with someone, probably
Tormund - won't die until he gets with Brienne and also he's the one tieing up the wildlings and the north after the post-game cleanup, possible becoming the samwise of the free folk being mayor and all
Jon - can't die before his claim to the throne is revealed to general cast
Varys - pretty safe
Hound - high up on the killlist
Beric - pretty much confirmed dead
Podrick - will survive because he's a fan favourite by now and was shown as competent
Dany - can't die like Jon until the throne dispute is dissolved which won't be during the battle
Little Finger - will come back and kill somebody
Sam - won't die because he has a wife now and he's not a fighter
Arya - Can't die because she's preggo
Gendry - High up on killlist but uncertain because of the postgame cleanup where he becomes a humble smith or something
Jamie - can't die because of the Bron situation that wouldn't make sense with him dying early
Tyrion - same as Jamie
The black characters - need to go back to the beach and will
Theon - will get together with Sansa in some way or form
Sansa - is being set up for the postgame to fulfull some rulership function, basically immortal right now

no, I'm entirely serious
R+L=J seems the most likely, although not the secret marriage part that stinks of Dabid and his crayons

Jon coming back is probable, but in some weird way like permanently warged into ghost or "changed" like Beric

Him and Dany meeting seems incredibly unlikely, there's two books left and she's basically where she was midway through the first still

The long night and diversity.

Oh god anyone got her nudes please

I saw her IRL once, I was working at a hotel she was staying at. Was too autistic to ask for a pic/autograph though. I unironically found her very attractive.

my favorite part was all of season 7 being about the writers realizing Dany had arrived in Westeros with enough resources to insta-win, and spending the whole season bending the laws of time and space to cover up for their cockup.

I did like those little audio cues you might miss if you weren't paying attention, like when Jon, Sam and Edd are chatting on the wall, there is that real brief tune that I recall hearing a lot during the scenes when they were north of the Wall in S2 and 3.

Why the hell he would do that?

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They stopped having the books as reference, and the scriptwriters had to turn to a final outline by George Martin (seeing as how he's yet to complete the series).

Yeah but the WRITING is a core of it. Even the best director can be hampered with a shit script, the film industry is the closest thing to an environment where if one person does a shit job, it can influence the entire department. Sapochnik is great but let's just say I'm cautiously hopeful. Pacing might still be fucked and they just blew a third of their allotted time for memes and pointless banter.

Characters themselves keep saying this shit doesn't matter and yet they keep engaging in it and the writers think we don't want to see fucking BIG resolutions and battles.

GUYS NK WASNT SHOWN
MAYBE HES MARCHING TO KINGS LANDING?

ARE YOU TELLING ME NO ONE FUCKING DIED THIS EPISODE? I ONLY WATCH THIS SHOW TO SEE FAGGOTS DIE WHAT THE FUCK.

cope
nothing gay about a cheeky brojob now and again, gay boi

>Tormund accidentally kills Tyrion in the confusion
Based.

WHEN THE FUCK DOES BURLINGTON BAR RELEASE THEIR REACTION VIDEO

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I don't remember that season. Can I get a quick rundown?

MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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>Tormund accidentally kills Tyrion in the confusion

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man missandei looks like naomi from expanse

I think because the show has gone in a completely different (much dumber) direction he's simply waiting to release the remaining books to avoid upstaging HBO and confusing everyone with a parallel continuity. Please no bully, I have VERY well worked-out bookfag theories I can't let go of.

Is that a serious question?
We all know that no matter what people wont like how the show ends it. If he released the books during the shows air, people will just read the books and not he as invested in the show therefore less $$$
If he announces the books after the show is finished, all the outraged viewers will flood to the books.
Why wouldn't you milk the most out of both the cash cows

Glad to see at least one user has good taste

Yeah, it was good, but it's also kind of a reflection of how far the show has fallen. It's an episode that practically writes itself. You bring all these characters together with all the shit they've been through, and you put them all in this castle on the night before a battle. It's kind of hard to fuck up considering what they had to work with. So yeah, it was good, but they only did the bare minimum. They had so much to work with that it should have been one of the best episodes of the show. But as it stands, it's just good, it managed not to be too dumb, but it's still filled with overly simplistic dialogue, pandering, and missed opportunities.

>redditor openly brags about being a cocksucking faggot
Kys

Who's gonna bake next bread?

I can think of a certain whoser

>a final outline

no it was a single multi-hour story conference back before he'd even finished ADWD.

you know who

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When season 6 ended the way it did, I honestly thought 7 was just going to be them bitchslapping Cersei, and then 8 was going to be about dealing with the Night's King. Little did I know that Euron unlocked a bunch of fast travel points all over the place, and conjured a fleet out of his ass.

what are you, gay?

WAIT!

THOSE ARE NO ORC HORNS!

>White Jorah uses Heartsbane to kill Brienne
>Jaime pulls out Hearts Bane and it lights up with fire

Oh fuck I can see this

jej

A girl like her would look like a dream IRL. It's easy to judge bad pics but most people who talk shit would pee themselves in front of her.

Massive hype as everyone only has one source for more thrones content.
Also maybe he doesn't want people to draw a connection between his writing and the show's.

I actually believe that Winds will be announced a few months after the show ends, we will probably never get Dream before he dies though.

>So now we're at a point where the show operates like a World of Warcraft expansion pack.

there are literally people in the world who think Blizzard's writing has been good at any point, and I'm sure they all watch GoT and love it.

why does she even wear fakeup? looks much better without it

I'm sure we'll be seeing a bunch of the C-tier cast dying next week.

>Tormund accidentally kills Tyrion in the confusion

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Sure, but how much do you think GRRM actually told them that's rigidly true.
He hates writing himself into a corner, he's said as much in interviews. I doubt he went into too much detail.

I really hope you're right
secretly he's finished winds and has been hard at work on ADOS as well

Winds releases in 6 months, ADOS a year after that

maybe we even get a few more dunk and egg stories

I think it's probably not that way though, unfortunately

I can see it now

>Tyrion: Jaime, how many zombies are there?
>Jaime: Do you want me to describe or fetch you something to stand on?

>>Tormund accidentally kills Tyrion in the confusion

Ok you got me fake or not you should write comedy

she sat on her ass at Dragonstone while Euron's invincible fleet teleported around taking out various potential allies. Bronn forced a tie in her only battle using a quickloading ballista. then she sent her dragons north and lost one. the writers arranged for everything to be blamed on Tyrion.

She looks good in pics to me too, but yeah, it's very easy to sperg out IRL

...

>GRRM
>finishing a book
PPPPFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAHHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAAAAH
good one mate

I don't think so. I think he's changed the books a great deal due to the show spoiling them in advance. He hates predictable stories. The reason it's taking so long is due to rewrites.

>conjured a fleet out of his ass.

dude they cut down ALL THE TREES IN THE IRON ISLANDS to make that fleet. that's like, idk, 100 trees AT LEAST

>I actually believe that Winds will be announced a few months after the show ends
Keep dreaming

I really don't get where she gets off blaming all that shit on Tyrion, considering she has final say on everything, and when they were putting together all the plans, there was a room full of people who could have easily protested if the plan didn't sound right.

some people wouldn't read the books but would be spoiled.
some people would only read TWOW before watching the show.
some people would watch the show first.

it would create massive confusion and butthurt even if both the show and books were really good versions of their own story.

he's either outlined the whole remaining story and mostly finished it or written basically nothing.

there is no reason for him to leave his version of the story without a full outline, even if he couldn't figure out how to actually make the scenes satisfying.

>GRRM is good at it
lol

just turn your brain off. none of Tyrion's plans made sense anyway.

if book Dany had been in S7 show Dany's position she would have flown straight to the Red Keep at night and shot fire in through Cersei's bedroom window. she had all the information she needed to do that easily because she had both Tyrion and Varys as advisors. she could have had spies out ahead of time if she'd wanted.

GRRM actually cares about things like this which is why the books have taken so long.

That smelled to high heaven so I looked it up and waddya know... of course knights didn't have the power to grant knighthood to whoever the fuck they wanted. That would be retarded. Gotta respect the wamens tho

they literally do.

Incredibly.
There is literally no story that does it as well and has as much room for well-founded theories that might actually turn out to be true.
It's the one thing he's fucking fantastic at, actually.

It's because he has a background in writing roleplaying campaigns and pulp fiction and things of this nature.

Do you think Game of Thrones is a historical thriller?
It's literally already established that this is within the power of a knight of the seven kingdoms.

this
episode was a solid 8/10 reminiscent of season 1-4

the edgeknight of course

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Cersei ez

ANYONE BELOW 6'0 DESERVES TO BE RAPED BY HOUND

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Post top 5 warriors of the known world. Alive or not.

If you're eager enough, list top 5 alive and top 5 dead

And if you are very eager then list Top 5 alive, Top 5 dead, and also Top all time 5.

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Because undead Jon is actually a NK plant to fuck up every choice unwittingly

All according to plan

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What is it actually like to have shit opinions?

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I thought Dayne knighted Jaime.