/got/

>when you play the game of thrones, you game or you throne
geez, a bit on the nose don't you think?

It's not gay to be attracted to Jaime.

>things that make you think

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Do you think Jon regrets exiling her? they could make use of some powerful fire priestess right now...

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LEAVE NIGHT KING TO ME

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Arya now "canonically" being 18 is fine and all, but she literally looks like a child. Watching this 15 year old have a sex scene would have been less creepy than what we got

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remember when Tormund wasn't a comic relief meme character that solely revolves around Brienne?

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>Characters that the show improved
Based Dabids

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Where dem leaks

First for Arya

AZOR AHAI

Get this old hag away from me

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Theon has NO DIIIIIIIIICK

The crossbow cersei gave him to kill Jaime and tryion with, that tyriin used to kill their father with.

le HAR man was never not comic relief even in the books

Could Melisandre shove a coat hanger up Arya's vagina and use a one day old fertilized egg to do magic?

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Those tats

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Fuck no he doesn't
Bitch burned a kid alive

i'd make use of her if ya know what i mean

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Nth for Jaime is the best and only character who still has the opportunity for character development. Everyone else is a finished project and are fine dying.

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>Season 1
>Winter is Coming
>Season 8
>Winter is Almost here

Westaros has some really fucked up climate

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do you people seriously think stannis and littlefinger are going to show up

holy fucking shit this fucking denial....

Probably. D&D never really cared about the fact it's literally one of the most strategically important places in all of Westeros.

>yfw AZOR ARYA

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tfw I already came

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Imagine being Gendry in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya Stark, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight hunchback body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Gendry and not only sit in that chair while Arya Stark flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her hunched back and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MAISIE WILLIAMS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the skins on Channel 4. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Joe Dempsie. You're not going to lose your future tv movie career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

(checked)
In recognition of tonight's great scenes... all the fantastic dialogue deserved a tribute from way back

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I miss my wife

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I gotta say I’ve been loving all the incel butthurt in these threads after this episode
>muh strong women talk
>Brienne getting knighted
>Arya topping Gendry
>Lyanna having another YAs KWEEN moment
>fuck tradition!
I’m no lefty but I’d rather watch you all seethe than complain

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It was officially declared winter seasons ago you moron
Slow climate is also one of the most immediate and obvious aspects of the setting you find out about

>Catelyn Stark

>Why the fuck am I wasting an hour of my life watching this ever growing clown car of bullshit?

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people actually think Cersei will win when the teams are stacked this hard

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>battle of winterfell
>many are dead
>all hope is lost
>a figure appears coming from the darkness
>a rider wielding a sword made of flames
>its stannis
>charges through the undead army directly to the night king and beheads him with one swing
>jon, dany, jaime, tyrion erupt in a joined shout
>STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!
>they collectively bend the knee and swear loyalty to the one true king
>the end

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>Where dem leaks
a lot of them have been wrong so people have stopped posting them.

I liked when Rob was crying and hitting a tree with his sword

>Hey Gendry, was that time you got raped the first time you had sex?
smooth moves Arya, I bet that really put him in the mood

Is this photoshopped?

who was this pasta originally about?

Westeros is edging.

no seriously guys, HAVE. SEX.

WHY IS THIS SHOW SO BAD NOW?

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Unironically none of this stuff is forced except for that single line Dany has with Sansa

We need him now more than ever lads

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>Sets his daughter on fire

So Maise is a coward and used a body double since there was no full frontal tits out

This

>Query Image
>0 results
>Searched over 35.6 billion images for: 1555918182643.jpg
REEEEEEEEEE

Its not that special

Needs Kahl Drogo shooped in next to him towering over everyone
And maybe Dany on Drogos arm

>muh strong women talk
Literally showing that Sansa isn't falling for Dany's shit and can't be manipulated by those words. I don't think people understand it at all.
Also Lyanna is basically comic relief and fuck tradition comes from Tormund being a wildling.

everyone knows why, D&D are hacks and they have no book material to go on

I don't think she wanted to fuck the hound. I think she was going to hang out with the closest thing to a like mind in winter fall until baeric showed up.
Then she decided to go fuck gendry.

Maybe in the next life

>Implying you wouldn't

>I hope good guys defeat the bad guys xD
fitting for what is essentially a Disney story now

So
Episode 1: Filler
Episode 2: Filler
Episode 3: Night King Fight
Episode 4: ???
Episode 5: Cercei Fight
Episode 6: Long Ass Epilogue

What happens on "???"?

>Cersei and Dany make a truce
>Cersei doesn’t give her Asha and Ellaria back
Hmmm

A thousand times better then her dyke haircut. Also hbo on demand fucked up and is playing ep 3atm

To be fair a virgin girl acting like Arya did is not really consistent with real life, but you wouldn't know.

I am the same height as kit and I get a really hearty kek out of this
being a manlet is based

>Theon 'cowardly' Greyjoy will protect Bran
Really??

Dragon lala has blonde hair then white hair all the time. WTF

>jaqen h'ghar

we are never going to see him again are we?

checkd

>Episode 3: Night King Fight
>Episode 4: Night King Fight p. 2

Calling it.

Stopped watching after season 3. Have there been any decent Cersei sex scenes?

I miss frog girl
Wish Bran didn't let her fuck off.

Actually on second thought I hope she's chillin comfortably in Howland's moving castle while everyone else gets slaughtered.

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clegane bowl

Cute bun :3

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Who are the incels of GoT?

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remember when ever other character wasn't literally some form of comic relief / quirky cartoon / irreverent kool-aid man busting through the 4th wall with the power of quips

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god I wish that were me

>posting it in every thread
I hate this board

His character arc will complete by him not running away this time like he did with Asha and will die to protect bran

Big Dany VS jon/aegon moral dilemma as they figure out how the throne shit is going to work.

KeK

One true king of Westeros returns.

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elaborate

ASOIAF nerds,

When did the Mad King go mad was it during or before Robert's rebellion? Hypothetically, if Rhaegar never cucked Elia and Robert never went to war for Lyanna? Would there still be a strong movement in overthrowing Aerys?

I refuse to believe they just gonna finish off the whole Night King shit in Episode 3

lmaoing at those boomer digits

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Arya and Brienne have been strong women since the start and the knighting scene totally works except the whole 'fuck tradition' just before he starts the traditional knighting procedure

No idiot
She's just a coward and was allowed to choose how much she would show or not for the scene

i'm sure one of the leaf chicks rode his cripple dick

I sometimes wish I could be a rich manlet, just to be dominated and smothered by bigger girls.

>someone taller - dany
>you used to be taller - arya
>you're a lot shorter - gendy
>He's too little for me - dany
>I saw your pecker. What kind of god would have a pecker that small? - tormund

does d&d hate kit or something?

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They should have made all last season the nk fight, and this one the cersei fight
What the fuck even happened last season

720p EPISODE THREE OUT

post yfw Arya had consensual sex before Sansa

Cercei has a bowel obstruction and her and Qyburn have figure how to get that mud baby outta there before her big day! If you think you've seen it all wait until Ser Robert Strong gets an assload of enchilada to the taco hole.

with her whole "cold assassin" vibe I thought she was about to straight up rape him.

Ok lets start a list of 100% confirmed dead characters next episode.

>Brienne

a fuck ton actually

Dolorous Nerd literally gets his ass busted byfucking Sam of all people for being a virgin. He didn't seem happy.

ehh..

If leaks are true it's the winterfell crew fleeing from the night king and regrouping before engaging cersei and the golden company. I'm not even making that up, this season with only six(6) episodes will have three filler episodes.

i'd give her another shadow child

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Bran mind raped a guy to death

Joeffrey

it was during Robert's Rebellion. Bobby and Ned being at the gates and BTFOing them is why he sperged out and wanted to burn everything

can somebody frenify this?

/got/ is literally only good during and immediately after the episode, it just ends up being endless reposts spammed nonstop every other time.

Before. He famously robbed the Lannisters of having Jaime as heir by making him a member of the Kingsguard and ineligible as heir.

>Implying they'll stay that stacked after next week
Bruuuh

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I don't understand what you mean

>and the knighting scene totally works except the whole 'fuck tradition' just before he starts the traditional knighting procedure

true, lol. but that wasn't jamie who said fuck tradition it was tormund

Alive? Jorah and probably Brianne. Bran doesn't count because the ultimate porn source and experience.

The fact that Lyanna Mormont isn't going to die during the battle is already bad enough, but to top it all off I'm convinced she'll kill a walker.

>pregnant
(puke)
why do women do this to their bodies

theres a fan theory that an alliance was being built by the arryns and shieeet to intermarry and have all the houses united to RISE UP against the targs

I imagine they'll make brienne/Jaime an either/or issue.
With one sacrificing themselves to save the other.

If Rhaegar never cucked Elia, nobody would have gone to war because Aerys never would have snapped and started burning *nobles* alive.
Long term he had already been preparing shit tonnes of wildfyre to burn the place down

he was probably inside that edgy cunt, whatever his name was, while he raped his sister

checked

I can't believe how assblasted Tormund saying FUCK TRADITION made spergs.

Are you people fucking retarded?

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>not having a prego fetish
absolutely bluepilled

The Stark Kings are going to rise up from their graves and kill everyone in the crypts. I'm calling it now.

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>Daenerys
>Good

which was due to his paranoia about Tywin being seen as the true leader of Westeros (he was) and wanting to get back at him. He had Ilyn Payne's tongue torn out for saying the Hand was the true power in King's Landing or something, and he rejects marrying Rhaegar to Cersei as well.

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based and quintpilled

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Jorah was married

>night's king
>kingslayer
truly entices one to ponder

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Jaime is the prince that was promised and it isn't even close.

single line Dany has is showing Dany trying to manipulate Sansa

>"Lady Lyanna it's too dangerous out here! You need to go back insi-"
>white walker ambushes the man mansplaining her
>Lyanna stabs it with her dragonglass sword, killing it with ease
>"You were saying?"
>man just stares at her dumbfounded
>moves on to next scene of battle

haxx

>No way fag

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so when are we getting the 90 minutes motion picture length episodes haha? the first two episodes were both under 55 minutes if you dont count intros and credits haha

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Based

Then only Brianne

Fucking slag. Uk girls are disgusting

Episode 9 season 2, getting ready for naval invasion. Cersei will die.

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>the hound dying before cleganebowl

This show is entirely about putting in as many fanservicey ships/events/lines as possible before the unsatisfying ending to try and make people not remember it as a show that started off strong and sucked at the end. If I knew somewhere taking bets on whether or not cleganebowl happens I'd put all my money on it right fuckin now. There's absolutely 0 chance they let the show end without it.

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except the show is objectively flawed now and has been for some time. It's not even an "incel vs. lefty" thing. Everyone who isn't mugging for a reaction vid or posting on reddit obsessively is bitching about the quality.

I get that you feel like you're "calling out" "incels", but you're really not.

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EDO TENSEI

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>all seems lost, the NK is in Winterfell
>Bran is alone in the Godswood
>the NK walks up to him
>he puts his arm on Bran's shoulder
>Jon runs in but is frozen in horror
>the NK leans into him and whispers 'have sex, incel'
>turns around and goes home

So, if they managed to go around the Army of The Dead, why doesn't everyone do that?

>skeletors busting out of stone tombs
doubt.jpeg

it would be nice if they have a scene where she's in battle and her guards get killed and Jorah pops up with Heartsbane and saves her. your version is sadly more realistic though

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Source nigger

Sam was the first character to kill a walker and did it by accident
Here we have tonnes of dragonglass and people who know it works, it's not a stretch that everyone gets a kill in when you can throw a spear and are guaranteed a kill

>BRAAP

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NYAAAHH

>hfw you pull down youar pants

Especially when Tormund starts talking about how everyone calls Jamie "Kingkiller".

Agreed.
Give any shred of evidence, or stop posting about it multiple times.
Those posts are needed for talking about Aryas tits.

The Brienne getting knighted scene was good but the YAS QUEEN out of no where is getting ridiculous

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she never wanted to leave

youtube.com/watch?v=eTa1jHk1Lxc

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>hundreds of people will be able to manoeuvre the same has less than 10

when they talked about taking back the Iron Islands they said it was so Dany et al could hide from white walkers because they can’t swim. Yet Dany already has Dragonstone. Fantastic writing!

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The difference between a young adult man (even a fat one) and a sub-10 year old girl is massive

Was people really mad at this? Brianne is a character builded up for like 60 episodes, why would anyone be mad at her turning into a Knight or anyone saying "fuck tradition" in a series where is nothing fucking new. Arya part was fucking stupid though.

Haha i-im sure they will come right?....right?!

The story of Jenny of Oldstone isn't actually sad, it's pretty happy.

>He hasn't considered undead Cleganebowl

what the FUCK is this shows obsession with manlet jokes? as a manlet i find it highly offensive

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I feel like ed is going to die, he seems kinda useless, is he more useful in the book or is he just jon and sam’s bro

i'm calling it boys
here's the survivors after the show is done

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Best part of the episode, the rest was shit. The actor who plays podrick has a pretty decent voice.

Ok incel

isn't dragonstone really close to king's landing and doesn't euron have the biggest fleet in the world around there

No, they're like ascended cucks... they're cucks who ship cuckoldry on fictional people

a reminder that the game of thrones is about who sits on the iron throne in the end

Jaime will be the Kingslayer but not the one who'd sit on the throne

Dude all the girls who watch love Jon Snow. If anything it's manlet acceptance conditioning.

>Golden Company sails to King's Landing
>sail by Dragonstone on the way
>Nah let's not take back the enemy's deserted headquarters, why bother ?

Imagine them setting it up, Jaime deciding to "do his duty" to kill another king, and then just getting completely dunked on by some white walkers.
youtu.be/WOhID9BMzf0

YAAASSSS

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Given the white walkers are moving faster than the speed of sound, if you go faster than them, they'll never hear you.

There's nothing in Dragonstone besides that pen & paper RPG table. In the Iron islands they have ships and people who know how to make them.

So let me get this straight, the entire reason behind the NK's 1000 year plan to invade Westeros and kill everyone is just because he's really pissed at Wikipedia on wheels?

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oh, is it based on the ghost of high heart? something about getting a prophecy if you sing her a song in the forest?

Based Kelly

he's much funnier in the books, very dry wit

He went really mad when he decided to prove himself by collecting his own taxes
He rode into a village called Duskendale and they took him prisoner
He was in a cell for a whole year and may have been raped during that time
He was rescued by Barristan Selmy and came back more broken and crazy than every
Before that he was just kind of an eccentric dick

perfect

Rhaegar wrote this song. That's the implication when Dany says he liked to sing to Jon. He probably knew Jenny.

Edd is literally just comic relief in the book, he will probably become Lord Commander in the books as well but we haven't reached that far yet

>“There has to be some downside to being Kit Harington, right? It seems only fair. He’s handsome, talented, smart, and so decent to the core that it’s impossible not to like him. Maddening. The one thing we can do is saddle his character with a tiny pecker.”
D&D have it out for him.

>Daario survives simply because the writers forgot about him

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Edd
Bran
Brienne
Sandor? I don't remember anything about him ever having sex
Probably Qyburn
Grey Worm (permanently)

The Brienne scene made sense to her character and overall was fine, the random politics and muh woman power from other character isn't

>Lyanna Mormont actress is 16
>5' tall

wew

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Episode 1: Filler
Episode 2: Filler
Episode 3: Night King Fight / loss
Episode 4: Retreat, Cercei confrontation
Episode 5: Final showdown
Episode 6: Final showdown epilogue

>impying D&D won't kill Ghost in next episode

He wants to kill everything, but Bran is the highest on his "to kill" list because he has the knowledge that could potentially stop him.

>Duskendale
>village
ISHYGDDT

I have no doubt Jamie will survive. He even has Widow's Wail with him for good luck.

And it was beautiful

did the writers go too far adding a canonically underage girl to Jon Snow's harem?

No, it's about Duncan Targaryen and Jenny Oldstone and their love. Duncan gave up his right to the throne to be with the women he loved, he put the game of thrones behind him and focused on what mattered to him, the women he loved.

>6'4
>good beard
>wide shoulders and shit
>depressed fat fuck that doesn't give a shit about myself
If only I could find the motivation to get fit.
I could rule the world.

How many times dany seething in today episode? 3 ? 4? when meet jaime, sansa, and theon want to defend winterfell ?

>dude he wants to kill me because without me nobody will know the true history of the world
First off, if everyone is fucking dead then history won't matter. Sam's whole deal about WE'LL JUST BE LIKE ANIMALS was fucking retarded.

Secondly nobody gives a shit about the accurate history of the first men in this setting. The citadel has scores of knowledge and its all rotting away.

Thirdly - what? There have been multiple TER's before? And the NK has fought them all? What?

>yet another nothing happens episode

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Dragonstone doesn't really exist. It's the same when Euron has sailed past it multiple times and not once did Dany just burn his fleet with dragons.

The knowledge that could stop the Night King is that Night King wants to kill Bran because he has the knowledge that could stop him

Don't worry they'll just age her up to 18 in the next episode.

I want episode 3 desu

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Why are the people who write this show so fucking incompetent?

who gets dropped for ary

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Isn't it already hinted that the Lord of Light and the Great other exist? It's a clash between gods with the Lord of Light helping the living. It's a cyclical thing with the three eyed raven taking form every time (in this case as Brandon Stark) to warn the living.

get a grip, asshole, go and make people envious

He hates all life after being turned into Mr Freeze.
Bran is just number one in the shit list because his tree based TV network is incredibly useful.

air your actual problems with the show you memester

>Ghost alive
hey there, you must be new here

History is written by the victor. Why do you think the first thing enemy factions do is burn media?

no

Even Cogman is losing it. He was always their best and now he's resorted to blatant tumblrina pandering aswell due to lack of source material.

Is this show just characters saying things they already know to each other now?

They need to cater to the normies reacting to episodes in the fucking bars or whatever. It's their main audience.

Bran is Night King. He goes back in time trying to fix shit after they lose at Winterfell, He gets trapped inside the first man`s mind and they merge into one entity.

i feel like they completely dropped the lord of light plot line, it literally just feels like evil bad man wants to kill everyone and the good guys stop him

What?

Jenny died at the Summerhall Tragedy. Rhaegar was born during that tragedy.

H emight have written the song, tho. He did like to sulk in the ruins of the summer palace. But it's like it was written around the time Jeyne married Prince Duncan the Small. Oldstones are the ruins of the palace of the Mudd Kings who used to rule the riverlands, it's where they found her, she claimed descent from the Mudds, their ghosts were her family.

so now we have FOUR episodes to wrap up the entire fucking plot because they decided we needed 2 hours over 2 episodes of reunions and filler.

>Lyanna Mormont actress is 16
lmao what, she looks like 12

Cersei used a body double because she was pregnant. Sadly.

This show is basically weekly occurence of triggering Tony Soprano.

rub my clit bastard

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>phew, I can't believe we beat the Night's King! That was a harrowing battle!
>but hold on guys we can't celebrate now - we have to deal with the BIGGER threat of Cersei!

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beast mode

Literally Anne Frank, she should be burned by a dragon or wildfire, oy vey.

hownew.ru

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I think they had to commit to a running time before figuring out the structure of the season. It's like they didn't realize that they only had enough plot for 3 episodes and were like "oh fuck just write catchup dialogue".

>There have been multiple TER's before and the NK has fought them all? What?
Were you retards just busy having sex or something during the whole part where the leaf kids and the last TER explained all this stuff? This question is getting asked way too often today.

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The old TER "possessed" Bran's body. There's even a scene after they meet Benjen where Meera says that the TER is dead and Benjen answers "and now he lives again" and points to Bran. It would be fair to say that it's not the first time this has happened.

Why does the NK want to kill everybody again?

So I am gay for not getting an erection to any of these girls? Maybe a little one towards Melisandre.

What are those types of panties called?

he looks like yara

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truly the mad queen

Cersei. At least Maisie had the minimal courage to not use a body double

>Thirdly - what? There have been multiple TER's before? And the NK has fought them all? What
That was fucking hilarious, like they just casually dropped potentially one of the biggest twists in the entire show as a sidenote lmao

And then they all burned in Summerhall

nigga cold

Oh, my bad. But wouldn't my point still stand, it's sad because of the amount of people that died because of their love, almost like a parallel to Rhaegar and Lyanna, and potentially with Jon and Dany

>born September 2003
I don't fucking believe it. There's no way she's that old.

then why does he want to murder himself?

Her name is Bella Ramsey. Check it out yourself.

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the Night King is only a man you sexist.

no, he didn't possess bran
Bran just took his job and became an autist due to omniscience

You see him in EP2 behind Jon when he's talking to Sam and Edd.

>jon will have a sad emotional scene with his zombie mother who hasnt fully turned

rape-me-nots

>sandor Gleagan

We're really expected to believe that its been super important for the TER's to chill and hang out up in the north and oppose the NK...how, exactly? Its so obvious they just made that shit up to give Bran more of a plot purpose now. Don't pretend like the writing in this show makes sense with regard to the Night's King and the WW.

GoT nudes are too vanilla and boring for the porn we usually consume here, user.

Then he and more then half of the Targaryen family burned alive at Summerhall. Funny how things work out.

Wait that fucking doodle was a spear?

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>Howland's moving castle

truly this is GOAT fanon

>Plot of the final season revolves around the worst part of the show
Bravo D&D.

she looks like a heroin addict

Yea, it's never made much sense to me as a theory.
Why would he want to kill himself?
I guess he might add his powers to the night king to make him more powerful, but it's not like being able to tap into the trees is what makes him powerful.

Why don't they all just leave westeros? I'm pretty sure the white walkers couldn't follow them across the sea. And even if they did I'm even more pretty sure they couldn't survive in a desert.

If Tyenes perfect 10/10 tits arent doing anything for you, you might be gay.

Just dawned on me that I’m not ready to see them all die holy shit.

MUH DRAGONS DUNC

She clicks a button and the dagger tip shoots out. Its how she'll kill the undead dragon.

Yes, but has a gimmick they will show in the next episode, I hope.

>not even brainlets can understand basic Dark vs Light opposing forces anymore
This series is truly doomed. No wonder they only made 6 episodes.

Probably just watching too much porn, user

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Why did they cut Robb legitimizing Jon into a Stark? All this drama would've been avoided if so. Jon would've honored Robb's will over all else.

Cersei was preggo
She has gone nude before in other movies

>unsullied
>virgin army
holy shit, did GRR base them off Yea Forums and /pol/??
BASED!

GEND- GLUP- RY

HELP

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Stannis needs to be TBD desu.

They just knighted a woman. Fuck. This. Show.

fuck tradition xd

>2 fucking episodes
>Nothing fuckign happened
>Only 4 more episodes to go
This is alreadya fucking trainwreck inside what was already a trainwreck.

For those that are still optimistic: What the Fuck are they doing?

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Jesus cant DnD think of a way for Arya to use another girl's face? You have one job DnD...

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The Others/Wall/Northerners storyline was always by far the best part of the show
Dany was always the shittest part user

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Good, now I don’t feel bad for thinking she is an absolute cute.

this is 100% how that will happen and its going to be absolutely retarded

Wouldn't surprise me desu.

Junkies are surprisingly good at keeping their shit together until their habit gets really haevy.

All heroin users looking haggard as fuck immediately after starting is a lie.

Obviously not.
The unsullied are skilled and useful.

she was 12 in season 6

lel, Emmy C couldn't be less into her topless scene it if she was getting a root canal operation at the same time.

Hey remember that season where Bronne and Jaime fucked around in Dorne? Remember when that actually happened?

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Just walk it off Arry. Getting stabbed in the stomach and falling into a river of shit-infected water never hurt anyone.

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okay you got me

>went to the Hound first
>Gendry was the backup plan
IMAGINE

Rollin for bessie

crack whore in the making

you're choice of posting this a-sexual man as a reaction to a semi-sexy girl is curious
>let's face it you would totally shagg Sophie Turner just for fun

yeah fuckin' right. that's not her.

Stop bullying kit for his height

you just KNOW

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It's 6 episodes of screen time, chill your beans lads.

XDDDD

>you can pinpoint the moment this show dies

Tormund saying fuck rules that don't let woman be knights and also being genuinely happy for her made me feel cozy

how about varys you fucking queer

>Game of Thrones?
>Peter Stringfellow's Lord of the Rings?

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probably not

Dude is like the Terminator. He was created to wipe out mankind and he intends to do it.

Bran is the NK, but you guys don't get it - he doesn't want to kill Bran. Bran is lying to everyone.

The NK's role was to force everyone to become allies against a greater threat. This has been accomplished - the NK serves no more purpose. Once he reaches Bran in the Godswood he will just die.

He tells Meera when they get to Winterfell that he's not Bran anymore nor Lord Stark and that he remembers so much more now. It's clear that he got the memories and experiences of the old TER so he's him. Even fucking Bloodraven tells him "it's time for you to become me" and that Bran isn't ready.

>and that's why they call me the Onion knight

what why

Who else feels like taking a drive down South London in a windowless unmarked van?

>113300797
>Nothing fuckign happened
>fuckign

nice way of bypassing my filter

>Pod...you were amazing that day in the brothel...it was beautiful

LETS GO!

Sofia Jin

So Meera is for sure dead, right?

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why do more people not consider this? People are just used to being Le Subversions

you know she had that baby for the sole reason of avoiding a nude scene in a TV show.

rolling

>two episodes out of six done
>absolutely nothing (NOTHING) has happened

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>Arya was disappointed at the last scene
What face would have she got if she scored with Clegane?

The adventures of jaime and bronn in dorne is probably the moment i finally started hatewatching this show

We still dont know if maise has pepperoni or little nipples

Her home is significantly south of Winterfell. She's fine for now.

>My Lord! You're a tripod!

Swap margerys for Arya.

Meera is the person Gilly was talking to, Howland Reed or Jon getting the burn test is the only way to validate the claim

>Once he reaches Bran in the Godswood he will just die.
thought the same. i didnt saw ep2 for now but did Bran already said the lines from the first trailer 'everything you did brought you where you are now, where you belong. Home' ?? if not it's propably meant for the NK

>Jaime is the prince that was promised
Why can't a woman be prince? They're knights now, didn't you hear? This is a progressive show, get used to it.

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>and out of the series

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>Tfw literal fucking goblina comes on to you actually trying to fuck but based Lord of Light sends based audiobook voice eyepatch bro to cockblock her

What the fuck i'm a believer now?!

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Next level method acting if true

>forgetting that Jon has already been burned and has scars on his hand because of it

What are you talking about? They had a lot of conversations about things that will never be mentioned again.

She looks like she fucks dogs.

new

There are multiple ways to validate the claim. For instance, like riding a dragon effortlessly. That would link him of Valyrian descent without question.

If only such a thing had happened already...

/his/ disagrees

>The guy was an interior decorator
>Killed 16 dothraki

>doesn't do any sports
>very certainly eats like shit
>very certainly drinks and parties a lot
>may smoke/try out or do drugs
>works in a field of business full of assholes
>has more money than she knows what to do with it at age 23
>indulges in self arm, aka, tattoos
Oh my gahd, i'm like, so fucking depressed, and, like, the worst part about it is that I don't even know why, I have a great life, u kno?

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>Conservative snowflakes

>get handed blessed genetics
>wastes them
Bran should warg rape you.

jesus Bran cut it out

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cmon smirkfu

>fight NK, retreat
>fight someone else
>fight NK again with less people, win

so stupid it just might be what happens

It's probably a cringe line for Dany after the war is over and she feels bad cause nobody likes her.

its just one aspie pasting the sameshit over and over

They preview had someone say "The dead are already inside" or something like that. Everyone is "safe in the crypts".. It was too obvious.

HEIL STANNIS!

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Bruhhhh who

Because theorycrafting is what kept the book readers and show watchers sated between entries. It's more engaging to think of the NK as someone we know but at the end of the day he's most likely was just some random guy unlucky enough to be made into a monster.

Arnold in True Lies

Re-roll

Its in the books you low iq nigger

>tourists are so stupid they don't know when someone is agreeing with someone else

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holy shit these numbers

Pls Tyene

Id rail her

What a bold call they only mentioned in 6 times and in the trailers.

The people freaking out over Gendry giving a favor fuck to Arya need to unironically and quite literally have sex.
Even more pathetic are the purity fags thinking Arya should be some badass asexual volcel.
But perhaps there's one thing that you losers can appreciate: all the Tumblr dykes who fantasized about Arya being a lesbian got unequivocally blown the fuck out.

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Didn't help every other sentence for the first 30 minutes was talking about the crypts.

>I saw it all, Arya

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fuck no

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>You weren't as beautiful as Sansa

user it's been clear that this was going to happen since like season one. Do you think you're clever for figuring this out?

hmm

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Why are you fags so obsessed with height?

>Qyburn lives
Based.
>Jamie dies
>Jon/Dany live
Unbased, but probably right.

>alternative option is her getting raped by Ramsay and his dogs

gimme da bad pusy

Please no queen whore

best performance this episode

Remember when Tormund and Mance switched bodies before he got burned?

>It was decent but I'm into rougher stuff at this point, you wouldn't believe the depraved shit I've seen Arya
>I went back and watched the Mountain rape Elia Martell. It probably won't help against the Night King but it was a decent wank at least
>The rape, Arya. It was beautiful...

SUCCESSION ISSUE

SOLVED

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Ros > Melisandre > Tyene > Cersei (fuck off, I know it's a body double, the tits are still nice) >Daenerys > Missandei > Shae > Ygritte > Margaery > Boat Whore

Here's to hoping.

Does being paralyzed from waist down and then being dragged to some frozen hellscape by some hippies really turn you into such a leering pervert?

marg

I notice that a lot of normies wanted Arya and Brienne to be lesbians. I wonder if they realize that they are being far more sexist than any of their chosen right wing boogeymen when they think that any woman with combat abilities is gay.

>top tier tatas and a good death
fuck yea

time to give cersei her elephant.

>not watching Lollys Stockeworth getting raped by half an hundred men during the riots of KL

pathetic

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I think it'd be pretty cool, given all the foreshadowing.

that some good makeup on GRRM to make him younger...

>Be born a bastard, with no loving family
>Sold to a blacksmith at an early age
>Live a life in fleebottom, a place where shit rivers the street and the finest women are all covered in piss and stone aids
>Have to join the nights watch because of some fucking garbage noble bullshit, just want to make weapons and armor
>Have to listen to this whining bitch boy all the way there
>Half way up we get attacked, my friends are killed and I end up being tortured
>Annoying boy still around. Still just want to make weapons
>Escape, thank god. Boy at least good for something.
>Captured again, for fucks sake
>Turns out the guys are pretty bro tier, I can make weapons for them. Boy crying about it.
>Bros not so bro, sold me to some hot bitch
>Hot bitch wants to bang, hell yeah this might be going my way
>Hot bitch turned out to be some weird blood fetishist, didn't wack my anvil, threw me in a dungeon
>Escaped in a boat. I dunno how to use this thing. Seen the same coatline six times now, had to eat raw fish. Fuck this, I just want to smith.
>Finally home. Smithing now! I made a big plastic hammer as a joke, everyones taking it seriously. Going to see how long I can run with it
>Took my plastic hammer north. Shit up here but zombies are pretty cool. Miss smithing.
>Making weapons for the north now. They all look like crap, not proud. Boys back, gave me a doodle of some knife stick thing. No clue.
>Boy came onto me, he'd been threatening me with throwing knifes all day and I was too scared to say no
>Hopefully dying tomorrow

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Being tall is better than being small in 99% of circumstances.

Kosher takeover

pls

i thought we would get one shit ep and get into it. nope still shit

100%, but i'd tell my mom why, and she'd approve.

I am honestly 100 percent sure about the hound. I have a feeling he will live, surprising himself, mostly.

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The Cersei will try to cuck them while they are retreating from Winterfell. After she gets BTFO, they will have the last stand against the Night King near the Isle of faces.

Apparent leaks from reddit

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okay nigga this .44 boutta go off

>Tormud survives!!! I know that's the first thing you want to hear.
These people deserve a slow, painful death.

If i was Gendry, i would have used my superhuman running abilities the moment Arya started coming on to me.

Rolling for marg or mel

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Baratheons are all cursed.

>cersei managing to get mercenaries through the neck

imblynig

>Tormund survives, I know that's the first thing you want to hear
Now that's a fucking reddit post.

Nothing wrong with Tormund surviving

Tormund is literal reddit meme trash, like Stannis is Yea Forums meme trash.

What about Baelish?

ROLL

>Employee from India
I'm also from India and this is all wrong. It really goes like this:
>Zombies overwhelm the mercenaries, unsullied, and northmen with relative ease.
>The dead kill everyone in the crypts which... Was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. (Really? fucking zombies and you stuff them in a crypt? Yeah, that's going to end well for sure)
>Arya, Pod, Brienne, Varys, Sansa, Arya, and Jorah all promptly kick the bucket.
>RIP Mormont, Baratheon, and Stark.
>Dany flees with Bran, Tyrion, and her dragons, leaving Jon for dead as he's now a liability, plus the North is good as dead now anyway.
>Jon grabs Sam, Dolorus Edd, Thormund, Davos, and Jaime-start running as fast as they fucking can.
>Sam has a heart attack and collapses, White Walkers ignore him sans the Nights King who makes Sam one of them.
>Episode ends with Theon getting mauled by undead rats.
Show bobs and vagene.

>Sam has a heart attack and collapses
Finally, some realism.

Jesus, it’s the pancake tit club. Gimme dat roz

a

>and who, are you

the fucking sam speech at the war council was so bad

Sounds like the beetus finally caught up with Sam. A fitting end for House Tarly.