/got/

imagine actually watching this at a bar and hearing all the women gasp and go yassssss when arya shoves gendry down

>If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention

I want to see them cry in despair when Dany finally bites the dust.

Cersei is going to take a fat L from NK

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Aren't the people who keep saying that usually the ones who get fucked? They're even going that route with Dany at this rate.

Imagine going to a bar to watch TV

Just fuck my timeline up famalamazoid

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Does Dany have tattoos? All the other female leads in GoT are tattooed thots.
Please let her be pure.

Lmao, I love how Dany goes on about breaking the wheel and freeing those crushed under it.

All the while reaping the benefits of partaking in the institutions set up by that same wheel.

Did Maisie end her career prematurely by getting naked? that's usually when an actress value starts to drop dramatically.

no
Jon has never ever cared about this gay shit and never even wanted to be king in the north, never mind 7 kingdoms. It's mostly going to be a plot point for Dany, who is obsessed with it.

But Jon is a chosen one destined to rule thanks to his birthright.

When you're a cheap fuck that doesn't want to spend $15 a month for a TV show, but are retarded enough to go to a bar to buy alcohol, you do stupid things.

So Dany is confirmed dead right? Thank fuck

The Army of the Dead wasn't constantly marching, they were at the Fist of the First men pretty early on in the series remember. The wall was made up of magic and couldn't just be penetrated by the army of the undead.

I suppose they were just hanging around waiting for the moment they could strike.

something something liberalism

Imagine going to a bar to watch a shitty show with some normies and annoying feminists who won't shut the fuck up even for one second.

Poor Maisie, hit the wall too soon

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writers missed the chance to have a gentle but constantly increasing earthquake over the two days as the army of the dead sprints towards winterfell at olympic speeds

>going to a normie gathering at a normie drinking area to pay 11 dollars per shot to watch game of normies with a bunch of normies yelling over the television like it's some kind of normie sportsball event

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walking in heavy snow tho lol

So was Robert a badass, and turned into a whoremonger after getting cucked by raeghar?

If Jon actually ends up in any position of real political power at the end of the show it will be a total assassination of his character and themes that he stands for.

which he doesn't care about which again furthers the point of the show "those who aren't obsessed with power are good rulers" a la jon who doesn't care about power no matter how much his birthright ties him too it.

But he doesn't want to rule, like, at all.

not even just at the fist
There were literally wights in the forest beside the Wall in s1e1

But what if user wants to mingle with female fans?

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i miss blond Jamie bros

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This season is literally the culmination of everything with two years and a much shorter season
IT should have been every cool thing within reason in an absolute insane brawl for the living
Cost can be kept down by killing characters
Any reunions happen after the war is over in a much smaller setting because everything else is gone
But no lets waste our time on non kino
Maybe an animated series will get it right

Jaime knighting Brienne definitely felt like it came from GRRM and is something from the never to be finished books.

Why did Jon & co and Dany went north to the wall and lose a dragon again? said dragon which allowed the NK to breach the wall and potentially kill millions?

I can already hear the cheers for "fuck tradition".

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Brienne and Jaime will die. Jon will survive and rule.

Cap this.

They were killing wildlings building their army

Is the last Valyrian bloodline going to be wasted with black hair instead of white blond hair? Will the dragons remain a thing or do they go extinct again? Will they ever rediscover the secret of creating Valyrian steel? Also, when is Euron going to show off his Valyrian armor?

>doesn't want to spend 15 bucks on 4 episodes of this trainwreck
>spends 15 bucks on a shot of whiskey to watch a singular episode of a tv show for """""""free""""""""
pirating aside, you are literally retarded

Fuck I hate those specific targetted shirts, the worst I see is
>Never mess with a mother born in March, who has a horse"

Oh shit please

free streams/torrents

stannis is coming back, r-right frens??

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LOL

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to bring proof back to Cersei and Danny that the dead were in fact alive, and get her to join them

that's not that specific a shirt. Pets are super common and GoT fans are super common.

>old jaimie is still ruggedly handsome

They went to get a wight to prove they exist, and Dany had to go save Jon so they could fuck.

roads are a hell of a thing

The Night King is seen going to both Hardhome and the Raven tree, both of which are not direct paths to the wall and he went to hardhome first. Additionally the Night King has future sight so he would know when the opportunity to get through the wall would come to him, that's why he had chains ready to pull a dragon out of a lake. If he wanted to just march straight to the wall he could have done in weeks.

cringe
based

what about them?

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>Never mess with a mother born in March, who has a horse"
What does that even mean?

He was always a whoremonger.

George Rough Rider Martin is being memoryholed out of Hollywood LOL

XD

And yet on the other hand I'm seeing an entire generation obsessed with medieval institutions, knighthood, and even pretty angry arguments about the laws of succession.

is that harrison ford

Fuck tradition though
The show and books have proven Brienne is more capable than half the knights out there, she should have been made an exception years ago

>fem Jaime is fucking beautiful

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With jews,

we got fucking boomed bros, we got dexter'd

we got fucking dexter'd

Oh man I can't believe I let this happen to me again

Can’t believe what they’ve done to Arya’s character. She was like top 3 for so long. One of the cornerstones of the show. Now she’s just terribly written and seems more like a burden to the writers

DABID'D

If I knew what episode Dany was going to die in, I would show up at that bar in cargo shorts and a stained t-shirt with 2 weeks of beard growth. I would be farting the whole time and bust a gut laughing and shitting myself when her death scene finally arrived.

I agree. Plus, Brienne is the link with Dunk & Egg and that's his little side project.

The one that we won't ever be getting a series for because he wants to finish the books for it before.

she was never good, not even in the books

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It means exactly that.

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>JON WON'T BE KING BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO RULE
lmao what fucking show are you guys watching? The reluctant king is an age old cliche.

Reminder that Dany's vision in season 2 showed snow on the iron throne.

>episodes focus on character development
>WAAAAAH WHAT A HUGE WASTE OF TIME, BOOOORING
>episodes focus on battles
>WAAAAAAAH STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE

Brehs..... am i gay now?

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>spending $15 for significantly less than $15 worth of whisky is ok as long as you are watching some fantasy soft core porn
>doing it multiple times and spending $90 instead of $30 so that you can drink overpriced alcohol with a bunch of retards

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Except Gendry ran the distance of that red arrow in like one hour LOL

reminder ZOMBIE STANNIS is coming, the NK would have found the bodies for his army not far from Winterfell.

as hamfisted of a line that is it is true for brienne

mfw arya is gonna hace sex with the hound but got cockblocked by beric

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>top 3 for so long
dude she hasn't been top 3 since she got to the faceless ones
Jon was always a consistent good after S1, Cersei was always good because it's fun to watch her be a cunt and everyone else was fighting over 3rd when Tyrion dropped.

Hotter than cersei

Bonus point if a dude wears it.

Rhaegar had nothing to do with Robert turning to whores and wine beyond getting smashed too easily by Roberts hammer
And really Robert always loved whores and wine, its why Lyanna went with Rhaegar

>user focus on opnions
>WAAAAAH THEY ARE DIFFERENT

The show has all seeing trees, resurrection magic, shapeshifters and dragons and the one thing you take offense to is one man with good cardio?

Runtimes for each episode;

>Episode one: 54 mins

>Episode two: 58 mins

>Episode three: 1 hr 22 mins

>Episode four: 1 hr 18 mins

>Episode five 1 hr 20 mins

>Episode six: 1 hr 20 mins

They are the True and Honest Creators of Game of Thrones, first Jews of Westeros.

so is the tully army just sitting this one out?

Let's be real though, he's going to pull a Cregan Stark, become king, put shit in order, and fuck off.

It's the Stark way y'know

Did he have a taxi policy in the books?

He doesn't want to rule for the sake of power or birthright, he only rules because people asked.
He didn't even want to rule the fucking Night's Watch after he got stabbed and proceeded to fuck off and try find his family

Also zombie hodor

They cute. I bet they nice people too.

this just makes me think of an extensive GoT fighting game where you can play as cocky overpowered golden Jamie or grizzled technician grey Jamie and now I'm sad it doesn't exist

As others have said, roads, the Night King was doing other stuff, they had no means to pass anyway ect.

We also dont really have a real amount of time between the end of ssn7 to the first of ssn 8. Though this episode seems like it took place over 1-2 days, I feel like it's unlikely considering how much work has been done at Winterfell, so its more likely weeks as well.

Ive never given the links a click do these people actually like the show or do they just know theyre on camera?

So did they just forget his hair is suppose to be blonde or what?

bruh, zombie every wildling north of the wall for the past 8000 years you moron

quoted the wrong guy, meant for we're both in agreement here

Arya, Jorah, Jon, Baelish
That WAS the soul of the series.

>1 episode of bronn whoring

>1 episode of wine drinking

>entire NK battle done in 1 episode

so fucking rushed

>it’s fantasy so anything is justified
You're a literal brainlet

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Fuck off misogynist, she's a grown woman

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I bet her bum is Comfy and Cozy

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>Arya
>one of the cornerstones of the show
Laffin hard

They're basically Lannister bannermen now that the Freys are dead.

So what happened in this episode?

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There's definitely an implied time skip after season 7.
Boat and walking to winterfell was explicitly slower than flying up
Jon also heard arya was back in that time

4 more episodes until Maisie Williams and Kit Harrington's careers fall into obscurity

My plan years in the making has came to fruition. The Gendry Costume is Ready as are several Nerf Barathian War Hammers and I can quickly make the rumored Nerf Dragon Glass hammer.

At the cons they always make the on screen couples pose for pictures, reenact scenes and hang out together

Gendry may be the Hammer of the Waters, I'll be The Hammer of the Hymans,.. all the tiny, tight and tender Hymans and the Arya Cosplayers

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Why doesn't the night king just have all his undead roam the countryside killing every random person who didn't make it to winterfell and cutting off all possible supply lines until everyone starves?

>blonde haired people's hair doesn't darken in winter and when they age
I'm convinced some of you have never met any other people

Robert was basically a Chad type, he was great at fighting, strong as hell and super charismatic and likable to people for the most part. But he also just wanted to drink and fuck. He peaked before the war and only wanted to be with Lyanna, when he couldnt have her he basically just fell into depression. He really only loved the idea of her and would have cheated on her too.

>literal brainlet
>believes in black holes

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That's not the point. Yeah he might end up ruling but only because everyone and their grandmother asked him too not because of some gay shit about birthright. He never goes around being like "Oh Im the chosen one i must rule!!!" thats shit Dany and even Stannis said early on if he comes to power its not because he said so but others said so thats his character.

Where is uncle Ben? Is he a spy in the dead army?

Imagine being a manlet watching it in a bar and hearing all the women laffin at Dany's manlet joke

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His last sentence is correct though.

don't forget about the deep dicking arya got

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based except for the anime tier somber laughing

How does a group of people from the Wall bypass a large zombie army to arrive at Winterfell?

>All these characters talked in order for this rushed piece of shit to have some semblance of "closure".
>Arya had sex and didn't like it

(((Bran)))

Jon is flying above the Night King, and Rhaegal manages to catch the undead Viserion with a fireblast. The Night King is blown away, him mount defeated and burning, but as the Night King is falling he chucks an ice javelin at Rhaegal and hits him between the eyes, instantly killing him. Jon says "I see how this ends, then" and leaps from Rhaegal's back several hundred feet in the air, swan diving sword first toward the falling Night King like a missile.

Daenerys shouts "No!" She steers Drogon to try and catch Jon, but the distance is obviously too great. Anguish and urgency flash across her face as she tries to close the gap.

As Jon is falling, he hears the voices of his passed loved ones. Ned, Lord Commander Mormont, Ygritte, Samwell, Arya. As Jon is seconds to meeting the Night King mid air with his sword, something hits him in the face. Looking at it, he sees that it's a small detached rotting penis.

Behind it, he sees something huge coming. Suddenly he is slapped mid air by a massive, 600 foot wad of flesh connected to the groin of the undead Ramsay Bolton. Jon is sent into the atmosphere, while the Night King lands on the cushion of Ramsay's gargantuan nut sack. Ramsay jeers "Bet you liked my cock more than Theon's, aye bastard!" Sansa, still alive, squirrels out from behind a bush and starts grinding her ass on Ramsay's leviathan. Ramsay swings around and flops his cock down with thunderous force, crushing something quite large beneath it. Daenerys' hand pokes out beneath, her and her dragon squished to paste. "Your cock is the only throne I want to sit on" Sansa says, running her hands up and down it as it sits like a fallen redwood on Daenerys and Drogon.

The Night King looks away and snarls--something is roaring in the distance. An enormous pillar of flames. We pan in to see that this pillar of flames is a giant flaming penis connected to the Light Bringer, Azor Ahai, Podrick Payne. "Come then, Ramsay, play the Game Of Thrones™"

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It's all good.

shit taste desu
>before they all fucking died
1. Baelish
2. Tywin
3. Ned
>later but before they went to shit
1. Jorah
2. Tyrion
3. Jaime
>currently
1. Jaime
2. Euron
3. Cersei

Blonde hair goes brown with lack of sunlight and age.

>He doesn't want to rule for the sake of power or birthright, he only rules because people asked.
Doesn't matter because he's literally the chosen one.

This series got famous for breaking conventions of fantasy and it has regressed into WE NEED TO TEAM UP TO BEAT THE EVIL BAD GUY SO HIS MINIONS STOP MOVING tier shit.

At the end of the show, there are three options:

Jon ruling
Dany ruling
Jon and Dany ruling toether

All of those options mean a chosen one is going to win, because both Jon and Dany are given legitimacy by their birth. Its completely fucking ass backwards. Also Preston has talked about this before so that's a sure sign that I'm right.

Cuckservatives and incels SEETHING

filler.

Arya will be getting nude for cheap roles soon but Kit will get solid tv roles forever just like robb

They’re all fucked tbqh. Zombie dragon, zombie giants, based uncle benji. They’re gonna need an ass pull to defeat the chad king

sansa nude when

>arya has to kill gendry with her spear

>"guess now i'm thrusting into you!"

BRAVO D&D

She looks like a starving street dog

the Lannisters are platinum blonde in the books and Tywin married his cousin, there's no reason for Jamie to not still have blonde hair.

It was literally just that five minutes of battle prep you saw for Helms Deep stretched over 1 hour

So, can anybody explain why exactly Cersei is Queen.

I mean, she had no right to actually become Queen, there wasn't even a line of succession leading towards her. Why the fuck did the rest of the South just kinda go, "yeah alright".

I mean, the wife of the Crown Baratheons made herself Queen. When in fact after the death of Tommon the Crown should've went to a second cousin.

Lorelet when it comes to GoT/ASoIF. Are any of the Gods in Westeros/Essos real or is it all just magic? The lore is super vague. We have shapeshifters, necromancy, shadow creatures and dragons and there's no explanation given as to why this shit exists specifically. Is GRRM lazy with the worldbuilding?

Arya was never that good of a character. Her PoV chapters were always a drag and ever since the Bravos arc she was pretty tiring, she was only fun when she was fucking around with The Hound.

Sansa has always been a more interesting character.

Good rulers get stabbed in the back in GoT

In-universe consistency is important to hold suspension of disbelief in fiction, you retarded normie

wow

Bran will starve too.
And even if he couldn't for whatever magic reason, everyone around him still would and then he'd be defenseless.

LMAO!

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The way I see it there are 4 possibilities for an ending:

>Dany feels slightly bad about acting like a total cunt and everyone instantly forgives her insanity and she sits the throne accepted by all
>Dany dies saving everyone with her dragons and Jon begrudgingly sits the throne in her memory being advised by Tyrion
>Dany and Jon both die and Gendry is put on the throne
>Dany, Jon and Gendry all die and Varys/Tyrion propose a crude form of democracy

I would say Dany sitting the throne is most likely, Gendry is a longshot.

they needed more W I N T E R

>Euron
lol wtf
Euron isn't even the top murderous lunatic character

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the show, not to mention the books, has half a dozen options for chosen one at any given times specifically to prevent idiots like you trying to narrow it down

>white walkers instantly vanish to dust upon contact with dragon glass
>use it to make weapons instead of full body armor and just charging at them

Because the show is now written by stupid people, for stupid people.

It wasn't deep. It was shallow and half-erect... the act was meaningless and disappointing. Dude was skeeved by the scars which triggered his existing sexual issues. At least she'll finally have something to bust Gendry's balls about. I feel like he's been picking on her an awful lot these last few episodes. I'm thinking next episode is when we really see Arya take charge and assert herself.

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>in the books
they diverged from the books a long time ago user stop this meme

>Muh claim
Such a fucking stupid conversation when Cersei sits on the throne. Honestly Jon should just hammer the point home succession is made up bullshit at this point.
>My autistic brother and fat friend says I should be king
Dany hatched dragons. That literally is the best claim as a Targ she needs to stop being insecure. Plus she can autopilot her dragons

Gendry dies next week

>implying that the books haven't been foreshadowing these possible outcomes for fucking decades
It was never in any doubt that Jon or Dany would rule

I honestly don’t even think the person that typed that should be classified as a human being.

Lol

Idk but it's hilarious how they just made Gendry run back to the wall, while they themselves chose to stay and get surrounded by the zombie army. Why didn't they just fucking run lmao

Gods are real, the many faced god is fake (and a cope). There's no such thing as "good" or evil gods, but some gods have a motivation to keep humans around. The Lord of Light fights the Great Other on behalf of humans.

here if someone wants old sexy jaime without watermarks

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>Will they ever rediscover the secret of creating Valyrian steel?
If Sam dies, never. He is the only one who reads and research shit in this show anymore that has a chance to live. Qyburn will die because he is the evil mad scientist.

I imagine she's either going to betray Jon to keep the thrown, but then everyone else will turn on her, or she'll accept that being queen with jon is better than nothing/that she loves Jon more than being the sole ruler.

obviously

Kit is the best of the main child actors left.
How solid is Sansa's X-Men role?

Robert was a chad who lost his stacy and never recovered from it

The show is made for fucking idiots and if you thin anyone other than Jon or Dany is sitting on the throne, you fall into that category.

Thank fuck for fantasy series that are good and actually conclude, like Malazan Book of the Fallen.

>Podrick forged light bringer by stabbing it into his love
>"Your the one with a magic cock" - Bronn
>Podrick fucked Brienne to death and gained the legendary penis of legends

It all makes sense now

LOL

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Ned was #1 before he died because he had like 80% of the screentime in season 1
Tywin was more just a cunt and not impressive after a while but he got his act together to bang tyrion's whore
Euron is literally a non-character this season and has fulfilled his entire goals of fucking Cersei

>Calling others cucks when themselves are the actual cuck

Like pottery.

You are exactly what is destroying the west. I can just smell Tyrone on you. You disgust me.

He is fun to watch, though, and barely has the same competition of characters as Ramsay had. Ramsay was consistently top 5 while he was alive.

Lol is that why I'm losing my Blonde hair
Mainly lack of sunlight I guess

Gendry is a young ox in his prime, with god tier Bobby B blood who has been working in a forge since childhood and is in excellent physical shape
The rest of them are old boomers who would've gassed out long before reaching the wall, and he barely manages it himself

>over 100 000 zombies, White Walkers and a dragon
>nobody keeps tabs on their movement

cuz hes the fastest and NO TIME

Because she had the power to take it. That, and the fact that House Baratheon is completely extinct outside of bastards.

>When in fact after the death of Tommon the Crown should've went to a second cousin.
Everyone else in the line is dead except for Tyrion and Jaime.

Why doesn't the night king just wait for everyone in winterfell to starve to death?

Damn i should have thought of putting on my Gendry costume and find a bar with Arya cosplayers watching

>jon tells dani they're related
>first thing she cares about is her claim
>doesn't even care she's been fucking her nephew

Name a single character that D&D fucked up with more than Euron

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Sure thing Bob, go back to fucking your sister

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>lorelet
The Targs are famously incestuous and it's why they're all nuts user

Unironically cringing at this post

Cuz it's been 8,000 and 1 years and he is sick of waiting.

based and redpilled

Cersei's face

Unironically Shae

Everybody who would and could contest her claim are either dead, their houses destroyed or fighting the army of the dead.

The Martells are fucked, the Tyrells are gona, The Greyjoys are joined with her/and with Jon/Dany, Baratheons are entirely gone.

She basically has it now because there is no other succession other than obviously Dany. She has her powerful pieces and army so she just kind of gets to rule as Queen Regent.

I highly doubt Cercei would let any other family member anywhere near the throne and shed just use her power to keep herself there if some section of Baratheon house even tried to take it.

>as time goes on my hair is getting lighter, despite being a neet
>beard is turning red and blond
>hair is just turning white, hair by hair
>went from all black hair to at least a dozen pure white hairs in the space of like 6 months
FUCK

its spelled Tyrion

Stannis
Baelish
Davos
Barristan
Theon
Asha

we've been through this already
she literally grew up thinking she'd marry her brother and incest beyond parent/child and siblings is acceptable a lot of the time because nobility marry related nobility constantly

fuck i would pretend to be a YAASSS KHALEESI fanboy if I could get some pussy

I don't they fucked up Euron that much. They just fucked up the Ironborn in general. Without Aeron's perspective of their horrible past Euron is pretty much Le Joker anyway

Euron in the books was a good baddy, but a little too gorey even for hbo.

Euron in the books is a vile beast. Show Euron is like saturday morning cartoon villain version of him.

>Fuck off misogynist
Fuck off reddit

If Bran's cripple boipussy is the only thing the NK is after, why doesn't the former offer himself and save hundreds of thousands of lives? geez...

Wait

Hold up Brehs.... Was she trying to fuck the Hound before getting blocked???

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What ever happened to the House Tully Trout guy?

weird flex but ok

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Bran is capable of doing something the Night King doesn't want which is why he needs to eliminate the threat of Three-Eyed Raven powers

>Ned was #1 before he died because he had like 80% of the screentime in season 1
Agreed.
>Tywin was more just a cunt and not impressive after a while but he got his act together to bang tyrion's whore
Disagreed. Fucking Shae was too mustache twirling even for him but he was too good before that.
>Euron is literally a non-character this season and has fulfilled his entire goals of fucking Cersei
If you take out the bookfag whining, Euron is a fun little sidequest villain and is somehow the most competent man in the show ever since he appeared. He has achieved literally every single goal he had set. I can only hope for a proper send off.

We already tore this tweet apart one or two threads ago

Jon is pretty stable, and his genetics are probably fucked even with non-targ DNA from his mother. Probably why he is so fucking short.

How? She's only beaten Loras and a fucking sick and wounded Hound.

can't wait for Arya's cool, confident non-reaction like "ya whatever that's death. doesn't bother me, i'm the death expert." She's the surprise hit of the season... wasn't expecting to love her brash, cocky attitude but what can i say she wont me over and since Tyrion, Varys, Jamie, etc. all mope around being a fraction as clever and entertaining, there really was something missing...

...But look out! Here comes trouble! Looks like clever and entertaining is back on the menu ;)

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I think the only reason Jamie came to fight for the North is that he doesn't want to fight dragons again.

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>Davos walks in
>i'ma freezin my BALLS off out there
>Theon: I wish I had balls to freeze off
>everyone laughs
seriously?

>That Hollywood tantric make out that signifies that sex is approaching

I get that they can't dry hump or stimulate each others' genitals for TV, but the short hand of intimacy bothered me tonight. Like, you can start out the series by decapitating defecting soldiers, but when you bring up Arya's sexuality, it's just the least, most surface-level exploration. Remember when Dany was invented cowgirl with the Dorthraki? It's like we're getting the retarded version of what the show used to be.

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Dany caring first about her claim incest second is perfectly in line with her character
The problem is Dany acting all worried about it, like Jon is a threat. He's about as much a threat as Gendry

S08E02
The whole fucking episode was talking, gay as hell, non canon talking. And they whored out Maisie/Arya, why couldn't they left her to be unused, and they did the scene in the worst way possible, undressed her, they saw everything, but they only showed us her sideboob (implying it was not cgi), and that bastard got to kiss her, that should not have been in the scene (the scene should never have happened).

Also it is bullshit that females are in leadership roles they would never succeed, and did not have any merit even within the show/story. Also the bullshit unwarranted unearned praises of each other (E.g.: everybody praises how smart Sansa is, but she is basically retarded, did nothing good ever). Also the reunions are bullshit, implied bonds between people who barely know each other, or had zero chemistry prior.

Producers, directors and writers of this show should be executed.

Yeah sure, but that doesn't explain why the rest of the South didn't raise an eyebrow and ask "Why". It wasn't very long ago that people were losing their shit about the succession, and now everybody is just fine with the former wife of the King and the Queen Mother making herself a monarch. It just doesn't seem realistic considering Westerosi law and customs.

The Lannisters may be de facto in control, the Baratheons were still the Royal Family. Tommon was "legally" a Baratheon, not a Lannister.

Is the night King autistic?

This guy knows how people are

She'll mercy kill him via the Hound's lesson. In concept its fine but in execution i'm sure it will be awful.

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Consider the following

She was literally an ugly virgin and the attraction was one sided.

then you'd think she'd be happy to know jon is her relative. instead, she's power hungry and only cares about her being the absolute ruler. she's a glorified version of cersei.

Yes
He just tried to make a friend but his autism pushes him to do weird shit and now it's gotten out of hand

Stannis is a viable choice too
Show Euron is basically Victarion without the interesting interactions he has with his brothers, and without the volcano arm. So in a sense D&D fucked up with both
>Without Aeron's perspective of their horrible past Euron is pretty much Le Joker anyway
Joker isn't a very good comparison. Euron is master plotter permanently high on warlock juice

>used to like colbert back in like 08-12
I didn't even really like Obama, but he seemed less biased back then. Maybe it's just because there weren't any ""racists"" in office.

what do the white walkers eat?

can someone please explain their tax policy / culture? Do they have cities in the far north?

What do they do in their spare time? Do they just stand around all day and do nothing 99% of the time, or do they have jobs, have active roles in their societies, etc?

Do they poop ice poop? Do they pee ice pee?

Arya is one of the fundamental real main characters of the show, or was atleast. Sansa is much more of a side character, espically in the first seasons. This is honestly just a terrible opinion, Sansa as a character is almost nonexistent for a very long time

For the T.V. show, yes, they are the showrunners and the primary force behind it being made. Gurm is at least an executive producer on the show.

>boy george and sansa in the same room
Based debunkerposter

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enjoy

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>The Lannisters may be de facto in control, the Baratheons were still the Royal Family. Tommon was "legally" a Baratheon, not a Lannister.
The Baratheons are all dead except for Gendry... and he's a bastard.

They're pretty much resigned to the fact that their series is going to have a unsatisfying ending so they're just throwing together the most popular ships so people won't completely shit on this season

The actor who plays Jon Snow has pretty much confirmed that the ending isn't any good and that critics wont like it

>tfw you just know none of the really important characters will die because appeasing the fans is more important now and they fans want happy endings

Would have been a lot more meaningful if Arya and Gendry just cuddled, desu

motherfucker euron is the three eyed raven

Fuck you, this is just a handwave. The fact neither Dany (finding out about the incest only after the fact) nor Jon (not from a culture that promotes inbreeding) address this at any point is fucking bizarre.

yeah, but which is which?

>Remember when Dany was invented cowgirl with the Dorthraki?
Why oh why didn't we get a lesbian Danny fucking concubines?

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>makes swirls out of peoples hands and legs
I think so

I suppose user, but I'm still doubtful that the rest of the South should've just went a long with it just because.

I mean it was only a couple seasons ago Kevin Lannister was blasting her for over stepping her role as the Queen Mother, and people seemed to agree with him. She had zero right to the throne and I just can't accept that the extremely traditional portions of the South would just go along with such a lack of regard for the laws of succession.

Absolutely based

Imagine being Gendry in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya Stark, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight hunchback body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Gendry and not only sit in that chair while Arya Stark flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her hunched back and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MAISIE WILLIAMS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the skins on Channel 4. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Joe Dempsie. You're not going to lose your future tv movie career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

They're ice hobos that live off of magic bullshit. They spend their time scheming and plotting like cartoon jews.

Why do the racist white people hate the poor dindus?

>They eat snow
>They are real estate developers
>Make shit out of ice
>They make thin ice spears from pee

Old Jaime looks like Harrison Ford
This is true. When I was a babby I was blonde, but only for a short time. Been brown-haired for most of my life.

Euron didn't have big goals. Lancel, the Kettleblack brothers and even fucking Moon Boy had a go at Cersei before he did.

Gilly's gotten kind of fat.

nobody's gonna go see that shit

>just wanted to ask someone to hang out
>accidentally start a war against all living things
>too awkward to tell everyone it was an accident so just have to go along with it

feels bad man

Dont even watch this shiw, any sex scenes this week? Post webm

That still wouldn't make Cersei Queen. She was a Baratheon by marriage, not blood.

>but that doesn't explain why the rest of the South didn't raise an eyebrow and ask "Why"
That is because every major house is as dead as the Baratheons outside of the Starks, who are in open rebellion anyway. House Tully is efectively gone, Tyrells are extinct, Martells are extinct. There is literally no one that can challenge her rule.

She's been eating all the same food as sam so it makes sense

have sex

Why didn't Jon wait 1 more night to tell Dany?

One thing I still love about this show is that it’s still a complete celebration of white people. Once this ends, we’ll never get that again

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>coming to Winterfell to meet up with the only person who understands him (Bran)
I hope he and Bran just hold hands in the Godswood together.

The only person I have seen show any interest in my little group of fake internet friends is a socially inept Australian aspie, who is quite excited for it.

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You don't want it

>Kit
>Child actor
>Was already in his early 20s when the show started and now is 32
I guess if you meant child in terms of their characters, he was a Stark kid, so you're kind of right.

Competence doesn't make for interesting character unfortunately, and the issue is his low goals for a man that was built up to have such large ambition is annoying

He brought her an army and before that he killed Balon, took over the Iron Islands, and buttfucked the sneks along with Dany's navy. He is quite competent.

remember when Tormund wasn't a comic relief meme character?

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So they could use it as ""character development"" during the war against the dead.

Because he might die in the battle and wants her to know beforehand. Remember that he doesn’t know he has plot armor.

Dany is the biggest case of white savior I've seen in sometime. Her just fixing Mereen and turning it into a functioning democracy is fucking hilarious.

>Because he might die in the battle

But...if he died then it wouldn't even matter.

HAR

anyone not from Westoros

Doesn't matter. Original Baratheon was supposedly a Targ bastard anyway.

>be middle of battle
>someone calls the night king a god of death or something
>arya mutters under her breath "not today"
calling it

It literally had a scene with missandei saying hello to two kids and them running off.

They know they're foreigners and that they don't belong in Westeros.

I member, I also member when this show had capable male characters and a moral set that didn't necessarily reflect modern values.

Which is why he wants her to know

Is it just me or was the implication of Cersei having sex with Euron that she was expecting him to have a big dick?
>Euron convinces her by saying something about not being a “lesser man”
>Cut to Qyburn giving Cersei a cheeky stare
>after sex, Cersei looks disappointed
>says “I really wanted those elephants”

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Is Maisie cosplaying as a Hasidic Jew?

She was trying to be one of the lads.

But Dany is of Valyrian ancestry. You consider mesopotamians white?

why do you think it was one hour?

>that gif
This but unironically

Nothing. They aren't traditional zombies who only want to eat flesh, they just want to kill.
They don't eat so there's no industry/market for WW food. Their goverment is pretty simple, just follow the NK, so no need for fancy things.
Carry around their weapons and big chains for some weird reason, at least it was useful to get the their own dragon.
No. When you think about it, their carbon footprint is pretty low so it will be the best for the world if they win.

>Has no human friends
>Talks to trees
>Organizes rocks in cool patterns around trees
>Finds little small children who pretend to be his friend
>Tie him up and shove one of his collected rocks in his heart
>Another brick in the wall
>Finally has power to force people to be his friends
>The only person who ever tried to be his friend is the creepy incest guy in a shitty village
>Leave him alone but don't want to hang out with him
He's had a rough time

>"Death is a many faced God, and I look forward to seeing this one."
Arya is going to switch sides, and willingly fight against the rest of the living believing that the night king is the many faced God made physical confirmed.

He was never anything but comic relief except if you count the one or two times he pretended to get angry at Jon.

She's whiter than most of America.

Baratheon was made its own house and don't claim the throne when a Targ dies, moron

The ancient civilization builders were all nordic. Archaeological evidence proves this.

I don't think she was a side character, it's just that her actual character development couldn't happen until other shit did i.e. joffrey dying and her escaping from Kings Landing which took 4 seasons. Her character development only properly began since she returned to winterfell, everything before that was necessary for her character but it was all shit that was happening -to- her. She only actual had agency to actual affect her development for like 2 seasons max. In contrast Arya has had that agency since Ned died.

Does it make any difference if it was one or four? The sun never set since they started their journey until they got rescued

>Arya is pregnant with Gendry's kid
>Gendry dies
>Kid becomes lord of storms end

they literally couldn't go past the wall until season 8 anyway, the show has many many problems and this is not one of them

she's insatiable. I wouldn't read too much into it.

Nah, she's only Valyrian with what little blood she has from her incest. The Targaryens assimilated into Westerosi Culture and religion.

>Stannis Aggghs in his grave

>mesopotamians where nordic
Gonna need some evidence on that.

Dany is gonna kill jon
there can only be one

>show
>Stormlands exist
Pick one

Are you retarded
They even just showed that early britons who built shit like stonehenge migrated from the Mediterranean initially

>Arya sneaks behind the others lines
>confronts the night king on her own
>"I hear you're the man responsible for all this. I've killed lots of me-
>night king kills her instantly

No.

Post Baelish fan theories

New thread when

MY DAD WORKS FOR HBO
NIGHT KING RESSURECTS STANNIS
UNDEAD STANNIS IMMEDIATELY KILLS HIM AND PUTS ON HIS ICE CROWN
THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A NIGHT KING

>Nah, she's only Valyrian with what little blood she has from her incest.
>implying
It was mostly incest.
>The Targaryens assimilated into Westerosi Culture and religion.
But she didn't. Born after they fled KL and raised in Essos.

K I N O

Lol. No. Kit is terrible the only good actor out of the GoT “newcomers” is Alfie Allen and sadly, I think he will be forever plagued with Theon Greyjoy.

Never said he wasn't. He just doesn't have huge goals. Fucking Cersei isn't some great goal to aspire to. He wanted Kelly C at first but when that didn't work out he settled for Cersei. Shoving Balon off a bridge isn't that big of an achievement, could have used his ax. He got voted President of the Iron Islands but we can't ignore how he BTFO Danny's navi twice.

youtu.be/p4FryTzcfJA

>she's standing on the wall of winter fall throwing stink eyes
>the night king chucks his spear from kings landing and hits Arya in the chest

New:

D&D ruined his character

The End.

He's in hell

I didn't say anything about the throne you dipshit. I was pointing out how the first founder of the Baratheons was a bastard, just like Gendry is. He can be legitimised and become Baratheon.

>Speaks the Common Tongue
>Has said multiple times she belongs in Westeros not Esso's
>Born in the light of the Seven
>Has both Andal, First men, and Rhoynar blood in her

She's a Westerosi and she knows that, she knows the Seven Kingdoms is home not Essos.

Did you ignore the part where they wake up half-frozen and find out Thoros died during the night? It wasn't daytime when they fought the zombear.

looks like pregnancy

I'd dress her as a school girl and cuddle 50 mins of every hour

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the giantsbabe story is in the books retard

>>Speaks the Common Tongue
Everyone does. She is also fluent since childhood in valyrian and was taught the language and ways of the dothraki.
>>Has said multiple times she belongs in Westeros not Esso's
And I belong to Mars, I'm an alien, motherfucker, call the men in black.
>>Born in the light of the Seven
Lmao she never once cared about any religion.
>>Has both Andal, First men, and Rhoynar blood in her
Both races came from Essos.

Ah, yes I forgot about silver hair and purple eyes being properties of non-whites.

Holy shit this scene is so fucking bad.

>slashed across gut
>stabbed twice in gut, then twisted
>finds strength somehow to bend back with knife still in gut
>completely miss backwards headbutt
>waif still gets her entire head knocked up
>somehow knife comes out when blade penetrated entirely
>turn around and shove with less strength to close a fridge door
>waif still gets pushed back onto wall
>scene changed and waif lands onto wall a second time
>run away by rolling slashed gut over wall
>bellyflop eviscerated stomach into water
>end scene

>waah waaah women waaaaah

have sex

That... Makes a lot of sense. I don't know what I was hoping for.

Alright who's dying next episode?
Since I'm starting I'll take an easy one
>Grey worm

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Meanwhile, true white men of westeros are all purple eyed and silver haired elves.

Beric.

>Being this much of a cuck

Yeah, and all humans came from Africa.

Why don't you fuck off to Sudan or something then?

>shit taste
>Euron
retard

That doesn't make any sense.
>Just in case I die, I just want you to know I would've been King

What would that accomplish

All this niggas can go to the MCU when the X-men need a cast of recognizable names but cheap enough. Sucks for Sophie since she already when there

Motherfucker, this ain't the first men we're talking about. Andals and Rhoynar aren't that ancient and the Targaryens where as pure valyrian as you can get. They even incested as hard as possible to keep things pure. Wanna bet what genes Dany has to gain her fire resistence?

>Euron
That nigga is a fucking caricature just a cringy and edgy fuck and not even a cool one like Bolton or a hateble like Joffrey, he's an annoying fag with no redeeming qualities

>Him applauding when Brianne was knighted
He's better now

Trump specifically said he wants to kill pedophiles. Hollywood is full of them. Why do you think they're all attacking him at once? Once a single ringleader goes down, we're going to watch more than half of Hollywood hanging from trees, and people might ask silly things like "Why are they all Jewish?".

If they don't wrap up the Night King story next episode, I'm genuinely curious how they're going to handle dealing with both that and Cersei in three episodes.

I guess part of my opinion on Sansa is bias cause I just enjoyed her chapters in the books, the happenings of Kings Landing through her pov was just more entertaining. I feel like Arya started as a rebellious tomboy with a violence tendency, and shes just kind of become more of that. She had her goals and shes reached them, but her Bravos arc really just was more about coming to the realization that she didnt want to be No One and she wantedto be Arya Stark.

Sansa started as a very shallow, plain girl who wanted to marry a prince and has gone through her own version of hell to become who she is. I guess I find her a bit more dynamic because who she is now is so much further away from who she was compared to Arya then vs. now.

Sophie Turner isnt a great actress though, shes a bit flat. But part of her character I guess is supposed to give off that numb to life vibe so it kinda works.

Probably lure the NK into KL and blow it up with wildfire with Cersei and him inside