What is going to be the first thing he says?

>the first thing he says

The things I do for love.

At least I have BALLS, eunuch.

nothing, he'll laugh at some point though

DESPITE BEING 13% OF THE POPULATION, SUMMER ISLANDERS COMMIT OVER 50% OF VIOLENT CRIMES

I expected him to be a little.....taller

>”kept you waiting, huh?”

After everyone in the 7 kingdom dies and is turned into wws, sad music starts, he is sitting on the throne, camera pans out

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

I AM THE SENATE

When finally ready to face Jon for our epic 1v1 for all the marbles
>you know, I always thought you'd be taller

this would redeem the entire show for me

>where's the big woman

>DESPITE BEING 13% OF THE POPULATION, SUMMER ISLANDERS COMMIT OVER 50% OF VIOLENT CRIMES

In fact, 98% of all crimes commited by Summer Islanders are commited by male Summer Islanders ages 18-55. Male Summer Islanders ages 18-55 are just 4% of the population. Therefore, 4% of the population commits nearly 55% of all crime.

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who left the fridge open?

S-stay frosty

>dabs on the living

ICE to finally meet face to face :D

What killed the dinosaurs?
The ICE age!

>more wine, your grace?

>punished walker
>denied his rightful kingdom

>*Ahem*
>FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES

WHAT KILLED WESTEROS?

I’m afraid my condition has left me COLD to your pleas for mercy

>nice chair

kek

>"Joffrey is still a cunt"

>you don't get to bring friends

Aaaauugghhh

"Fucking chill the fuck out bruh"

Allow me to break the ice.

"If you kill your enemies, they win"

>Sullivan, give me the child!

>"Talk about a cold shoulder."
>*rapes Sansa raw with his 14 inch Frost Dong*

"implying westerois. implying white."

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He walks up to Jon
>NK: Its a long story
>JS: We've both survived
Thats literally every character interaction in the show since those two Jews ran out of lines to rip from the books.

NI

"Destroy them", yes the writing is bad.

Jon: "Whats that device on your arm?"
Night King: "It tells me the time, its my Nights Watch.."
Jon: "Fuck it I serve you now that was genius"

I am Robert reborn, come to purge degeneracy.

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The day of the rope is nigh.

>my people aren't peaceful
what did grey worm mean by this?

Why do you believe the Maesters' statistics about this subject but refuse to believe their reports about the coming winter? Are Bravoosi bankers behind all this?

EDO TENSEI

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AYE LUV WANNA WOITE WALKA BETWEEN YA LEGS

tonight's forecast a freeze is coming

zanza

a crown for king

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DRUMPF!

>first thing he says

The
Future
Is
Female

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ICE to meet you ICE you've ICEsembled quite the ICEssamble of principal characters. NOW BURN!

Is he the bane of hotheads?

>allow me to...break the ice.

>busts down the gates of Winterfell
>calmly walks trough the gates as everyone watches in awe, too afraid to do anything about it
''Ahem... you were so beautiful, Sansa''
Roll credits

Live from New York, it's Saturday night!

This

Kek

“This truly is a game of thrones”

Bix nood muh fugga

'Hi' - Tak Fuji

Get off my plane.

>I’ll have a Bud Ice xD

He is probably gonna bitch endlessly about Brie Larson. Fucking /pol/ scum.

Hitler did nothing wrong

Anybody have some hot chocolate or some mittens? Even a woolen scarf its freezing out there.

it's been a long time...

>Stabs John Snow
>Zowie ! Now that's what I call an Ice Breaker!

Allahu Akbar

"You and I ARE not so DIFFERENT, Jon SNOW"

kek

>*ice crackling noises*
I doubt he'll say anything at all but if he does then it won't sound human.

>WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, WHEN WALKERMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?

lol if true

the rape Sansa the rape, it was beautiful I saw it

Ice to meet you

YAG SBARROOOO

this ice ain't nice

HELLO, AND GOOD NIGHT

Probably some kind of living slur

"Is it cold here...or is it JUST ME?"

I guess I'll be the one who breaks the ice

"I'VE COME TO AVENGE THE DEATH OF MY OLD FRIEND. BRING ME THE BOOOOOAAAAARRRRR WHO SLAIN KING BOBBY B!"

>that's a sneedlin'

I hope the final 10 minutes are a musical with the entire cast with night king as lead thanking us for sticking with them for all these years

ICE TO MEAT YOU!

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

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Its about ethics in game journalism.

The N-word.

iToddlers BTFO

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NOT PENNY'S BOAT

THE EYZ AGE

FROM THE DUSTY MASON

Who is John Galt?

based

based & redpilled

>"It's just a prank bro!"

Let's kick some ice.

Inb4 have sex

STOP SPYING ON MY WIFE BRAN

Why did the scarecrow win the award ?
Because he was out-standing in his field

ICE TO MEET YOU!

>COOL party!

despite being....

>Ice boss
>"You need to chill out!"

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Does anyone actually know who this guy is and where he came from and why he’s so angry at the living?

Did Raimi write this dialogue?

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he's Bran pissed that the chad Jamie chopped his leggies off

Allow me to break the ice

He really should have said this before breaking the Wall.

But bran is going to turn into a tree

Cool party.

>"Finally, I have become the Game of Thrones™"

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>Kill them all but save the Targaryen for me
>Which Targaryen?
>The short one
....
*Hardcut to Jon preparing for battle*

"Magnus did nothing wrong"

>Gas the Targs, ice war now

"fellow white people..."

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>The rape... it was beautiful

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kek

>"fellow white walkers

>Trumps wall didn't stop me from coming

>Dont touch me you filthy human.

ICE RELEASE! PIERCING ICE SPEAR NO JUTSU

>"Come to me Jon Targaryen, and let us make this a REAL Clash of Kings™!"

WINTER IS HERE

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Hasta la vista baby

>Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you...

"fuck jannies"

>Winter has come

Get your ass to mars

The Game of Thrones... I win... ter has come.

"...should be freezing in hell"

not the Frozen you were hoping for

We didn't want to attack you, but we had no other choice to get past the wall. We are on the run our self.

>comes face to face with Jaimie

"And who are you?"

>im not the night king
>im the night queen

shows pussy

STRONG WOMEN YAAZ

John Snow... my arch nemesis.

FIIIIIIIND THE HALFLING *RAAAH*

FIIIIIIIND THE HALFLING

>Finally, after all these years I have become A song of ice and fire

NOOOOOOOOOO!

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Ice to see you

Sorry to keep you waiting. Complicated business.

Hi everyone! I'm Frank Ice, the cousin of Jon Snow. But I'm way cooler and more rad than he ever was. Remember when Legolas surfed on a stair with a shield? Pffft that's nothing! I can fight holding my sword with my feet while surfing on a sheet of ice on a vertical wall while doing a headstand.
By the way, on my home plain they all call me Flakey.

Do you wanna build a Jon Snow?

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Fpbp

All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax Jon Snow like a candle

Deeeeeeh!

>I might be the night king, but Cersei is the true Ice queen holy shit

HECTOOOOOR...

...HECTOOOOOOOR

women are strong and independent

white lives matter

and totally smart

Wight Power

Vat Killed da draagons? Da Ice Age!

Let it go, let it go...

*ancient gibberish*

Hey baby won't you look my way
I can be your new addiction
Hey baby what you gotta say?
All you're giving me is fiction
I'm a sorry sucker and this happens all the time
I found out that everybody talks
Everybody talks, everybody talks
It started with a whisper
And that was when I kissed her
And then she made my lips hurt
I could hear the chit chat
Take me to your love shack
Mamas always gotta back track
When everybody talks back
Hey honey you could be my drug
You could be my new prescription
Too much could be an overdose
All this trash talk make me itchin'
Oh my my
Everybody talks, everybody talks
Everybody talks, too much
It started with a whisper
And that was when I kissed her
And then she made my lips hurt
I could hear the chit chat
Take me to your love shack
Mamas always gotta back track
When everybody talks back
Never thought I'd live
To see the day
When everybody's words got in the way
Hey sugar show me all your love
All you're giving me is friction
Hey sugar what you gotta say?
It started with a whisper
And that was when I kissed her
And then she made my lips hurt
I could hear the chit chat
Take me to your love shack
Mamas always gotta back track
When everybody talks back
Everybody talks, everybody talks
Everybody talks, everybody talks
Everybody talks, everybody talks back
It started with a whisper
And that was when I kissed her
Everybody talks, everybody talks back

You have my son.

/thread

>what is going to be the first thing he says?
Something to break the ice?

>all It took was one bad day...

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>NK breaks 4th wall
>whispers "this was truly a song of ice and fire"
>end credits

"You need sour cherries to make it right, and the secret is you dry the stones, and then you break them with a mallet. That's where the real flavor is."

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>Ice Boss
>"Why Don't you CHILL out?"

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"DEEEEEEEEEEEEH"

Kek

>For the Forest people and for ALL the chads of past, ICE TO MEET YOU

>White people be like
>BWADADADADAOOOOOW>
>Black people be like
>EEEEEE EEEEEE EEEAAH MAMAWEEEEEEH

based

>winter is coming
>night king actually just wants to attend a christmas party because nobody would ever show up to any of his

>ICE TO MEET YOU

YOU WANT A GOOD DICK BUT YOU NEED THAT bad..... Fuck I don't know

>jon,why do the owners of the iron bank all have long and crooked noses?

>ayy lmao

>We must secure....

did iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii do that?

You cannot hide

ICY YOU

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but tycho nestoris doesn't tho

I'll tell you one thing. Bravoose bankers aren't acting like they believe it either. They till give 30 year mortages for houses in Blackwater bay. I'll start paying attention when the money in the realm acts like it believes.

Let it go

>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

It was all honked from the start

"Fools, I am the Game of Thrones."

Is Grey Worm a summer islander in the books? I thought he wasn't.

This

"So I guess you were hoping for contrived convenience writing to save the day. You couldn't possibly have thought betting the survival of the species on me charging into an ambush of people armed with DG, VS and two dragons - all of which I was aware of - instead of letting my legions advance and slaughter everyone, bringing up the rear and doing my resurrection thing on your fallen comrades and just waiting until there's no one left alive but a cripple in a wheelchair was anything even remotely resembling a good plan, could you?"

Nice

Probably some patriarchal shit or something about colonialism.

>takes seat on on the Iron Throne
>pulls off face
>reveals Littlefinger
>"My work here is done."

"Itty bitty babay!
Itty bitty boat!
Habeeb it.
HABEEB IT!"

Ironically what was the point of his Character they killed him of to early

Too bad you...will die!!

>No, the Night King died on the Ice Wall two years ago...

Had no idea I needed this until just now

Oh fuck now that you've said it yeah that seems fucking inevitable. Basically anything cringe enough to make Burlington fags squeel and cheer is going to be said and happen.

AAAAAAARGH SAVE ME HODOR!

>No Collusion. NO Obstruction.
>Have you ever met a three-testicled crow? He was a good friend.

OH YEAH BROTHER

Really Benioff?

>He rides a couple of yards in front of his army and turns around
>Gather round me, incels. The era of women is over
>Looks straight into the camera, awkwardly close
>Inferior races spread the contagion of communism, you have no right to be and our mission will be accomplished. If not today, tomorrow

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Send nudes

All women are QUEEN

why the fuck did yall think the crypts were safe lol

I honestly feel like this could be the latest meme. Lots of potential.

"I think Westeros sucks!"

Valar morghulis

Audit the iron bank

Based

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>men of summer isle tongue my anus

> I represent the white race, and your fair coalition of minorities WILL fall! How dare you have women in leadership positions?

*LOOKS INTO THE CAMERA*
> I also believe in Christianity!

>HODOR CAN YOU PLEASE HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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NO WAY

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Jon Snow? Gods, what a stupid name.

>we hate fire but this is a special occasion
>brings out a cross and puts it to flame
>all the ice bois put on hoods
>zooms in on an elliot rodgers looking ice boi as he puts on the hood

>MUH DICK

"Deh!"

"Ravioli nigga"

>You looked beautiful Sansa

Abrakadabra

Revenge is the dish best served cold!

kek

It's time to end this game.... of thrones!

night, sneaky and mean
spiders inside my dreams, I think I love you.
It's the night man
the feelings so wrong and right, man

My sides

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Spaget!

Based Deh poster

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he actually fits the role well

Thé LIGHTS VAUNTED JUSTICE

Underrated

>and Sergeant Colbert, stay frosty.

>...So who talks first? You talk first? I talk first?

what killed the first men? DA ICE AGE

>AYUWOKI

fpbp

>actually, it´s night queen now
she/her

>giv bear loli piss and this can all be over

>hitler did nothing wrong

Fucking kek.

Everybody CHILL!

HOLY FUCKING KEK

Maester Tarly, I’m ICE.

Does this meme reference The Who, or am I just way too boomer?

Nigger

>Lannisters are blond
>"white" walkers with blue eyes

Really fires up my neurons

“Now is the winter of our discontent”

>Unless the city bows down to my demands, it's winter forever here in Winterfell!

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as White Walkers,
are in fact, White Walkers and wights, or as I've recently taken to calling it, White Walkers plus wights.
The White Walkers are not an undead army unto themselves, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning army of the dead made useful by the skeletons, zombies and undead dragons comprising a full military force as defined by the Citadel.

>Damn B... I just wanted to talk about jesus for a couple minutes

IF SHE BREATHES, SHES A THOOOOOTTT!!!!!!

Maybe the "Game of Thrones" was the friends we made along the way.

>hitler did nothing wrong

>I kill people Jon, thats what I do

HBO used up all their funds on the first two episodes. so for the NK hbo used clips of Arnold Swartzanege as Mr. Freeze.
>Hey Jon Snow, just CHILL out!

>I'm afraid that my condition has left me cold... to your pleas for mercy

>Oh dear, I've made quite a mess

"Kono Bran daaaaaaa!"

>I don't like snow. It's cold and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

>"You can talk?"
>"Well, you see, I had no one to talk to until now"

>What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place. Come, lay down your weapons, it is not too late for my mercy.

WORD TO YOUR MOTHA

To Jon iun relation to Dany:
>SHUT THAT CUNT'S MOUTH BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND FREEZE-START HER HEAD.

Ice to meet you

Based and dreampilled

It is impossible to finish off capitalism without having finished off social democracy in the working-class movement.

>White Walkers
>Have blue skin

Wtf

Frostmourne hungers

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based

Let it go, let it gooooo

>How heavy is an undead polar bear?
>Jon: I dunno, but what do you want
>Enough to break the ice

:^)

lel

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>wubalubadubdub

>You know what killed the dragons?! THE ICE AGE

based & snakepilled

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?!?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ICE ICE Baby

You're a small guy

"its cold outside"

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Underrated

I have the greatest tax policy

>Do you know what really killed the dragons?
>The WIGHT age

Poopoo caca pipi

“Und fooken epic”
(Now this is epic)

"Am I here in vain?"

Luke I am your father

KEK

fug :DD

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We're not so different, you and I

>So, I heard you people got 20 Good Men... but all I see is a bunch of pussies

>implying I'll still be in this career in 30 years and accountable for those actions

"...there's no kind of atmosphere, I'm all alone..."

ICE TO MEET YOU

Hey kids, there's been a bit of a noise complaint north of the wall. I was wondering if you could, maybe keep it down. I mean, I know you like to party, we do too. We're really wild sometimes in fact. I just wanted, I would like, for you to just dial it back a bit. You can still have your fun, but just keep it to an acceptable level. Thanks.

>For creatures who call themselves free men, you sure cling to your lives quite dearly

Fuck jannies

I hope he uses this trope. It would be too dabid.

youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY

this one is kinda cool

>Where’s my supersuit?

Based

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you puny human? I'll have you know I graduated top of my kingdom of the First Men, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on The Wall, and I have over 300 confirmed dragon chains. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top spear thrower in the entire lands beyond the wall. You are nothing to me but just another living creature. I will reanimate you the fuck back with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Iron Throne? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am marching my armed of the dead towards Winterfell and your dragon is being reanimated right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking undead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of everyone that has ever died and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your warm living ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" defensive positions was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking undead, kiddo.

>You like Huey Lewis And The News?

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humaniggers get out!!!1
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

kek

kek