*glass breaks*

*raises some hell*

AW HELL YEA

*beats debra*

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*so silent*

CHUGS A 24 PACK BEFORE A BRUTAL HELL IN A CELL MATCH!

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*makes fists* instead of middle fingers.

GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE

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Stone Cold's opening is so fucking kino. You need a theme that is both instantly recognizable and hype as fuck. The glass shattering does that perfectly.

What are some other titantronkinos?

>113297265

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youtube.com/watch?v=iyqxATeTAUY&t=

QUE?

youtube.com/watch?v=2y90244xEU8

professor stone cold btfo the redditors

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Literally /ourguy/

m.youtube.com/watch?v=08XWA8zpvT4

SO I WAS LOOKIN' INTO SOVIET HISTORY THE OTHER DAY AFTER A COUPLE STEVEWEISERS
>WHAT
A SHOT OF WHISKEY
>WHAT
TWO MARGARITAS
>WHAT
AND A BLOODY MARY
>WHAT
I SAW THIS THING CALLED THE HOLODOMOR
>WHAT
NOW SOMETHIN' ABOUT THIS DON'T MAKE SENSE
>WHAT
12 MILLION UKRAINIANS STARVED TO DEATH?
>WHAT
IN A MAN-MADE FAMINE?
>WHAT
HOW ABOUT THE NATURAL DROUGHT THAT WIPED OUT TWENTY PERCENT OF THE HARVEST?
>WHAT
RUDIMENTARY AGRICULTURAL TECHNIQUES THAT RUINED THE SOIL
>WHAT
NATURAL DISASTERS THAT DISRUPTED CROP GROWTH
>WHAT
AND THEM RED SONS OF BITCHES STARTED RELIEF AND RATIONING EFFORTS RIGHT AWAY BUT THERE WEREN'T ENOUGH GRUB FOR EVERYONE
>WHAT
NOW WHY WOULD STALIN - HELL OF A WORKER, GOOD LOOKIN KID
>WHAT
PURPOSEFULLY MURDER MILLIONS OF HIS OWN WORK FORCE, INCLUDIN' MILLIONS OF NON-UKRANIAN CITIZENS?
>WHAT
USE YOUR NOGGIN
>WHAT
YOUR NOODLE
>WHAT
YOUR DOME
>WHAT
ISN'T IT MORE LIKELY
>WHAT
THAT AFTERSHOCK FROM LENINIST AGRICULTURE OF THE NEW ECONOMIC POLICY
>WHAT
AND NATURAL FAMINE
>WHAT
KILLED THEM UKRAINIANS
>WHAT
INSTEAD OF A PURPOSEFUL GENOCIDE THAT WOULD WIPE OUT NEEDED LABOR IN A DEVELOPING STATE
>WHAT
REMEMBER TO ALWAYS SIDE WITH LABOR
>WHAT
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LIIIIIINE

CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

*glass breaks*

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based af

im half mexican and i call mexicans wetbacks

*Car Crashes*

youtube.com/watch?v=95HEryedB6E

Is stonecoldposting a thing on Yea Forums or is It just a Yea Forums meme?

youtube.com/watch?v=JAqqmaxDHiE

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yea it is

This one. People were on their feet cheering or booing the second they heard the drumbeat.

youtube.com/watch?v=goJpTsXVk-o

Don't know and don't care in venturing over there

this was pretty good too

youtube.com/watch?v=bbAqainO76Q

I'M AN ASS MAN

Yep, fucking classic. People would start chanting "DDT!" before he even got to the ring. Jake's probably the most underrated guy in company history in terms of being over with the fans.

his promos were over as fuck too. some real cerebral shit

youtube.com/watch?v=tEI81DATt5A

Oh yeah. His promos were so well done, and dramatically different from everyone else's "cocaine and steroids" crazy screaming at the time.

>>>/reddit/

youtube.com/watch?v=Ukj47Hd8HB8

name a more kino moment

Kys

Titantron Kino thread confirmed
>*BONG*
>11 Minutes later he finally is in the ring
youtube.com/watch?v=Rlk_WHxwdkE

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Jake could have been a great low budget film actor.

He out acts everyone in this promo, which is decidedly kino.
youtube.com/watch?v=krudzxbcwq0

youtube.com/watch?v=voI6Dp8i2mU

>Not Bash at The Beach where Hogan Turned Heel and started the nWo and almost started a riot.
youtube.com/watch?v=3hILCw66sLU

can't buy heat like that these days

I watched this years ago. After more than 10 years of "say your prayers, Eat your vitamins" good guy Hulkamania, when this Happened I wasn't sure what would happen. Little did we know this actually SAVED wrestling, which was in a slump. Attitude Era hadn't started. WCW was doing ok with big stars but wasn't doing amazing. This made wrestling the biggest thing in the world at the end of the 90's.

Walls of Jericho!
youtube.com/watch?v=DGsBRImD0po

watching the ring get covered in trash is amazing. The people legit hated them. They nail them with beer cans, poor Mean Gene in the middle of it.

Was 'vitamins' a codeword for gear?

Y2J was MAXIMUM hype.

youtube.com/watch?v=icEJmwgMYF4

yes it is i'm an Yea Forumsetty and some of those stonecoldposts are mine. the janny doesn't like us posting about the holocaust though

There was a time when the writing in wrestling was pretty great.

SOVIETS INVADE
>WHAT
NAZIS KICK THEM OUT
>WHAT
FOOD RETURNS
>WHAT
NAZIS FIREBOMBED BY VINCE
>WHAT
SUDDENLY THE BREAD BASKET OF EAST IS STARVING
>WHAT
RICHARD SPENCER STILL SAYS IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
>WHAT
ALT-KIKE DON'T LIKE HISTORY
>WHAT
SPAMMING MY TV JAM
>WHAT
IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME STUTTER THESE COMMIES PLAYIN WHITE NATIONALIST GIVE ME A HELL YEAH
>HELL YEAH!

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Fucking jannies color shooting when they don't draw a dime.

>all this talk of Hogan
>nobody posts his Titantron with the most iconic ring entrance music of all time
youtube.com/watch?v=8xDqL4op54U

>artificial famine
lol. if they wanted to kill everyone they would have just shot them all.

gentlemen

youtube.com/watch?v=eyo0rxDfol8

DEAN!

youtube.com/watch?v=rIOlGTgMlcI

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It all led to this. Literally from the minute after this moment they fucked it all up, but right up to here it was fantastic.

youtube.com/watch?v=l9u2-XdHn8Y

AW HELL YEAH

Stone Cold is the most overrated wrestler of all time

Nowadays even the most cousin-fucking redneck is a business-knowing smark. Would there be some way to bring that level of heat?

kek what a bitch

What?!

No that's The Rock

The Rock actually had mic skills and more than 3 moves in ring tho

Cool story bro!

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That would be Hulk Hogan, as Stone Cold was actually a good wrestler before the neck injury.

Next would be The Rock as he only excelled at repeating dumb catch phrases ad nauseum.

His moves were all terrible The peoples elbow was the lamest shit