/got/

It actually happened

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Bravo Dabid

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Please be pasta.

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I would eat Danny’s shit

anyone who unironically says "Nothing happened ths episode" needs to go watch marvel movies. If you cant handle not having an action scene every 5 seconds you are zoomer scum.

>EXPLAIN MAGIC
this is how retarded you are

So... are they a thing now? Why were they hugging each other and sharing lover stares like they're each other's most important person in the world?

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Bravo

You know they also went to Hardhome, right?>

white walkers didn't start moving towards the wall though until the dragons were created because he needed a dragon to break the wall (night king is a greenseer and saw their birth)

I think you honestly have to be an utter brainlet at this point to think that the dead were consistently marching in the one direction

GRRM is a bigger hack than Tolkien and his eagles

TRULY, R'HLLOR HUNGERS

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Does this look like a woman who died?

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Obviously the new dragon they acquired flew them there. Its okay you clearly don't work in a writers room like I do.

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#MeToo

dude, please tell me this is a joke post. I don't wanna believe it isn't.

> 18
> According to hbo
Of course they would say that to fend off problems. Truth is, since season one, only 3 years have passed in the story. 4 at most.

>Based Reddit tearing D&D's writing apart.
fixed

Fucking based

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>anyone who unironically says "Nothing happened ths episode"

its only one person

I don't think the WW were really walking all that way. They were gathering their armies during the other seasons.

Legendary

The average showfag, everyone.

>LMAO JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF BRO

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>tfw multiple new /got/ threads are made at the same time and you wait to see which gets more replies before choosing which to align with

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I'm enjoying seeing Theon's redemption arc coming to fruition. And seeing Jaime's continue too.

>Linda can't into technology
Cute.

he didn't need to see their birth to know
the whole world had magic start working again with the comet signalling their birth, remember?

Kek

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Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.

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All I can focus on watching these episodes is how much "rhyming" they keep packing into all of it. I'm assuming this is GRRM's doing, since he seems to really dig it. It was subtle before, but now it seems that every other scene is: A character and a character do a thing just like this other character and this other character did their thing.

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I miss him so fucking much.
I BEND THE KNEE

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The criticism against the show, is starting to become more retarded than the show itself. Everyone thinks they're so smart for shitting on the writing these days. But they don't really think about what they're saying.

The bait plan is fucking dumb.

Yeah, they were running around playing tag.

>tfw Night King resurrects legendary Starks from the crypt next episode

EDO TENSEI

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Who the fuck is Linda

Damn normal-fags, if this were slash bee slash 6 years ago you'd have an anonymouse sent to your house to put a butt plug probe into you

The eagles thing makes fucking sense though when you pull your head out your ass and realise they can be shot or killed

Ghost was actually behind Jon when the 3 amigos (Jon, Sam and Ed) talked

there was a literal speech about what it means to be alive and human and how our experiences forge our identities, the three eyed raven literally holds that entire cumulative experience. How am I supposed to know how some unexplained magical druid interacts with unexplained magical dead kings.

A list of all the scenes you could have taken out of S08E02 without at all diminishing the emotional value or character building of the show

>the first scene between Arya and Gendry, revealing that Arya is a stone cold killer, something Gendry already knows
>the scene between Dany and Sansa, talking about what they are going to do after the NK and what to do with the north, even though Sansa already knows Jon wants to give the North to Dany
>Davos seeing notShireen
>Sam's retarded monologue repeating what Bran already said, just louder
>Arya and the Hound meeting yet again to do literally nothing

Where are the dothrakis? and all the unsullied? how are they fitting presumably massive armies in a small castle like Winterfell? HOW ARE THEY KEEPING EVERYONE FED WITH ONE BOWL OF GRUB?

that's a good point, the comet was season 2 episode 1

more like

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Do they have enough food in the crypts to keep gilly fed? Seems like a major plothole

Earlier in the show circa S2-5 she had to wear special flattening bras in her costume to hide her tits and make her look like a kid. Guess now they can be unleashed

Dany is going to be dead within the next two episodes. If you could stay awake through scene after scene of awkward one-on-one chit chatting, you will have figured it out too.
>fake scene w/ Sansa that had no resolution
>sending Tyrion to the crypt where he's almost certainly not going to stay once his queen is dead
>fake-out scene w/ Jon that had no resolution
They're preparing her for the fall

>I'm edgy
They are literally the two best characters in the show and the two best actors. I don't know what show you've been watching.

by "ghost is gone" I meant off the boat aka on-screen

All the stark bodies would be completely decomposed, right? Like, complete dust.

Crypts, ain't gotta explain shit.

They both suffered together in the hands of Ramsay and theon helped her escape.

They explicitly only showed mounted walkers arriving first, not wights funnily enough.

The crypt will be safe.
No place safer than the crypt.
Safe crypt. Crypt safe.

Of course there will be skellingtons killing the living!

Somebody please post the chart you fill out with your house and lord and wife and best buddy and shit, I really need it. Please don't make me browse the old archives.

it was really believable till the - mom crawls under the stall bit . ruined the good laugh user

>bro lmao why didn't they reach the wall by then???
>there are literally wights in the forest next to the wall in the first episode of the fucking show
Bravo user
The NK was doing shit before he marched his army south

nah they could have flown in that shit undetected

Inch by inch, the King sunk deeper into the creatures maw. Gilly didn't swallow, she pushed. Down deeper till her face brushed into the snow covered dirt. The King was gone, and with it his armies fell. Beyond the walls, the few who had lived to see the crumbling armies threw their arms up, cried out to their many Gods, and whet with joy.

Bran knew better. The sounds of celebration would make what came next all the worse. "I have seen it. But might I be wrong? For once?" he asked the mass, as it turned slowly towards him. The hunger in its eyes told him everything. The endless night would come, the real King had awoken, and it was hungry. He let his mind drift, watching over the scene from the sky above.

His body went first, followed quickly by the mighty tree. Both fell as easy as the walls, which were crushed under Gilly's weight like bait chumed up for the fish. Scooped by pot-ridden, pillowy arms into the gaping tunnel, Gilly devoured Winterfell. The armies now fleeing in terror had speed to their advantage, but Gilly now towered above the woods, she would soon be visble from King's Landing itself.

Nothing stopped the endless night. And as the last man fell into the giant swamping mass of land that had once been an innocent wildling woman, the last tear of man was shed, and the age of Gilly had begun.

kek

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>there was a literal speech about what it means to be alive and human and how our experiences forge our identities, the three eyed raven literally holds that entire cumulative experience.
How fucking stupid are you? The TER was fucking around up north just fine - do you think Westeros or Essos or anyone gives a shit about the accurate history of the first men? Tell me how Bran dying would ruin humanity and send them back to being mindless animals, please.

You're a fucking mouthbreather who legitimately thinks this is good writing, my fucking God.

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Naw, she's just gonna leave jon and Westeros for good to fuck horses in the plains with her negro slave army.

apparently some faggot reviewer these idiots rely upon to give them reasons why they can be contrarian and dislike every single episode

Skellingtons.

Shut up, Dabid.

No pastie, that's a surprise

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First for Bran the Builder stabbing Sam in the back

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Why can't he warg into the future?

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GRRM?

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We saw the Unsullied. We saw a couple Dothraki. We saw a couple Vale lords.

We're missing about 100k+ troops though. I think we're just supposed to turn our brains off and imagine that somehow Dany lost 80% of her forces offscreen.

Why didn't we get to see Aryas nipples? Not to be greedy and I'm thankful for the little ass we got to watch but I'm just disappointed the directors didn't just go all out on the sex scene.

>not preparing for the dead dragon because it will conveniently fly past them to KL
Based D&D.

their is a plothole for the comet/magic explanation though, the wildlings started crossing the wall before season 2

Couldn't Cersei have Qyburn make more wildfire?

why is she so cute bros

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Does anyone else feel like important conversations keep getting randomly interrupted for no reason this season?

And to be honest I'm a low IQ casual dipshit so maybe I'm imagining things and it's no more prevalent than it used to be, and maybe it's not supposed to be a bad thing, but it bothers me. Just keep talking for an extra 10 seconds at least when you just got informed you've been fucking your nephew who could usurp your throne. Fucking christ.

>family members are known for violent and irrational actions when theyre place of power is threatened
>just found out her claim is easily usurped if he wants it
>killing the Night King will give him the peoples vote even if he doesn't disclose his bloodline
Yeah...she's gonna get killed by Jamie after trying to kill Jon.

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Can't he? He's been dropping vague hints that he knows how shit will pan out. It's probably why he's so calm about the entire affair

kinda doesn't look like her face, is it a double?

How?

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Reminder that the Night King, is he, 13th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch or The Last Hero. Is likely a Stark as well.

Excuse me? Your Grace? Your Grace? Hi, I'm Lem, from the Flea Bottom Herald. Can you comment on the fact that one of your dragons is in fact now a wight in the Night King's undead army? Your Grace?

>they were traveling there the entire time
There is absolutely no indication of that. They traveled all over the place, they attacked hardhome which was say off that path. They were just gathering more undead and waiting for dumbass dany to give them an undead dragon since the night king can see into the future.

Ahahahahahahahaha you fucking autist

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Not necessarily death, just preparing to break up the love and allegiances

Why did I just waste 20 minutes making this?

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No, she confirmed it's her in an interview.

didn't he say that ominous shit to Jamie that implied he has knowledge of the future?

blessed

>And as the last man fell into the giant swamping mass of land that had once been an innocent wildling woman, the last tear of man was shed, and the age of Gilly had begun.
The real ending isn't going to be nearly this good, is it?

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Bran pisses me off. What a fucking autist.

cheese cake factory is shit.
but bitches and plebs get wet for it

it seems more like he can't say what the future will be, because if he does it could influence things.

The Night King and the Night's King aren't the same user and it wouldn't mean anything if they were because their stories are completely different

i wish you werent making this up

>my paws are cold
>I'm hungry and no one cares
>my master and his friends are dumb
>I wish this stupid show would end already

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yeah right with the gigantic fucking eye and hundreds of thousands of orcs watching

I thought she confirmed she wouldn't show anything

DABID DABID

WAD IF NIGHT KING RUN AROUND DOING STUFF

WAD IF NIGHT KING DON'T WAIT UNTIL PEOPLE STARVE

WAD IF NIGHT KING DON'T WAIT UNTIL DANY VS. CERSEI AND WAIT UNTIL MORE DEAD BODIES AND LESS LIVING BODIES

DABID

WAD IF NIGHT KING ATTACK RIGHT NOW

WAD IF

DABID

WAD IF NIGHT KING DON'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT RIGHT NOW

Azor Jaime fucking CONFIRMED

What did Bran mean by 'many three-eyed ravens'?

That watermark in the center tho.
>/r/

Because then he’d be muadib and be a complete ripoff of dune instead of sort of a ripoff

Pretty sure he'll die protecting Jony boy at some point, either in the next episode or the final battle

He'd probably be calm about the whole thing either way; isnt he always saying how events can't be changed and they just play out? Why would he get emotional about it.

nice post

>4 episodes left
>2 for ww and 2 for cersei + scramble for iron throne
abjectly shit pacing

You forgot the Flying Monster units in your formation.

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But she looks like the tranny from gamestop

It's funny; you can watch this show from the beginning and see the decline of Western civilization in real time.

>army of the dead that narrow
idiot, even in their fucking war room they had the line go from edge to edge
Their best strategy ironically is to go full siege mode and have the dragons force the enemy to attack the walls which are easily defended

85% sure that's the last we'll see of him.

You would think the Three Eyed Raven, in all his wisdom, would understand the benefit of at least appearing to still be Brandon Stark. Maybe Bran is still getting used to it.

what was he gonna shoot them out of the sky with? A fucking sniper rifle? come on

>more unsullied than dothraki
Based and DABIDpilled.

The last two episodes together would probably be a great movie.

I feel like we have seen Part 1 of a trilogy.

>trebuchets
HAH
I wish.
We'll be lucky to get a few ice spiders.

>Two episodes of " I MEMBA"

what a garbage show

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>Pointless niggeress and nigger getting screentime
>Seeing Aryas disgusting boy body
This episode was gross.

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>implying the Cersei and NK arcs won't take place at the same time due to him travelling south and fucking her shit up

God she's ugly, they fucked up her casting so hard, fuck DnD

so glad i finally scrolled past your shitty fucking reply:all

Can't believe this actually happened

Reminder that based Gene Wolfe died and all you faggots can do is talk about this dog shit pile of a “narrative”

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>they're just straight up using wolf dogs and not even bothering blowing them up anymore
Fuck this gay ass show

unironically would

Reminder that the NK had to jack off for 7 years because he couldn't get by the wall without one of Dany's dragons.

They showed a trebuchet this episode.

I have literally no idea how effective it's supposed to be against an army of shitty infantry.

Not chicken

oh no no no no
sounds like something my mom would do
this cant be real

dude they went out of their fucking way to show them testing (range finding?) a trebuchet in the show

when you make high quality webms without watermarks, I'll save them

You're forgetting about the wraiths. Four of the nine nazgul ride winged beasts.

>I'm edgy
What are you talking about you sperg? Both of them have done horrible things but have redeemed themselves with good actions. Sansa hugging Theon was one of my favorite moments from this episode, as even though Theon captured Winterfell he personally helped her escape when the Boltons had it. I'd say both him and Jaime's stories are redemption arcs. It doesn't mean they are or were bad characters. I knew some idiot would take issue with my post though, and ir had to be you.

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Shout out to Shereen for giving them the nice brisk/non snowstorm weather they've been enjoying.

LMAO showfag exposed
If anything she's too good looking for brienne

Don't really know how you can watch Linda.
Her videos are impossible to watch because her nose is distractingly thin. She needs to stuff something in her nostrils so they flare out a tiny bit.

Who's the one in the middle?

Hope you like runny curry.

Some of the episodes are gonna be gonna be pretty long. I think two are an hour and 30 mins

WHY

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Anyone who ever cared about Grey Worm and Whatshername the Slave sucks so bad. The worst kind of GoT fans.

i just want ONE scene of him petting the wolf, is that too much to ask?

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Radmure I think

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whose ready for the le epic wow surprise of the GC sieging winterfell next episode after the living pull through the initial battle

Why does this fucking retard think the white walkers have been walking towards the wall the entire show? Can someone explain this mindset? It would take them a few weeks to walk from one end of Westeros to another.

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>something Gendry already knows
When did he learn that she was a stone cold killer? Last he saw her, she was just a punk kid. And he wasn't there for the Brienne fight.

>the scene between Dany and Sansa
ok, this is just retarded. This is one of the best scenes in the last two episodes. It establishes a trust between Dany and Sansa. It causes Dany to doubt how she wants to rule. And it goes to show that Dany considers Sansa the real ruler of the North, despite Jon's title. Or at least, those are the pleasantries she tells Sansa.

>Davos seeing notShireen
Reinforces the importance of the crypts, and how many precious things they stand to lose, should the crypts be breached.(You bet they will)

>Sam's retarded monologue repeating what Bran already said, just louder
Explaining the motivations of the white walkers, the things we have been wondering about for 8 seasons, is super important. Bran's autistic truncated explanation, isn't enough to drive the point home.

>Arya and the Hound meeting yet again to do literally nothing
You might have a point here. It felt like nothing really happened. But then again, it showed us how more characters are coping with the upcoming battle. And it gave Arya a chance to drink, which made her bolder with Gendry.

>not remembering that Ghost is the runt of the pack
Theon literally brings this up to mock Jon

She's literally described as the ugliest girl in the world in the books, dumbfuck.

Dany and Jon both CONFIRMED for mounting their dragons for the battle. How the fuck else did they get all the way up here?

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you wasted 20 minutes and didn't even stick to conventions for drawing units.

Infantry is a rectagle with diagonals joined. Cavalry is one diagonal. Skirmishers are a dot. Elephants don't have a symbol so draw an elephant face. Same goes for dragons. Colour coding properly should save your stupid ass from having to manually label everything

I'd rather they just use a puppet of Ghost sleeping than whatever that half-assed CGI was.

Why are people so ugly on this fucking show?

BASED

All I fucking wanted from this show's WW portrayal were those fucking spiders, man

Can you imagine the sight of scores of them creeping silently across the snow towards Winterfell? Just climbing up the fucking walls while the NK sits back?

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>one of the best scenes
im really sad that this show is pandering to the likes of you now

i watched the episode twice, its pretty good

the normies are hating on it

why doesn't tyrion just invent the industrial age and cause global warming? GRRM is a fraud.

People have used this pic to back up their claims that Bran was Bran the Builder because he is crippled in this pic and being carried by others. What do you think of that theory, or just the overall theory that Bran could have been Bran the Builder?

People are ugly as a whole.

Was the Arya scene legit?

What's happening in the Vale right now?

I see Ser Royce (?) but no knights of the Vale?

brienne the beauty is an ugly character

>arya gets meme weapon

so she's going to kill the NK because obviously a little girl can beat a giant army and undead dragon by herself.

Ghost was three times the size in season 5

It's funny watching Jon's height vary by almost a foot from cut-to-cut. Even in the same scene, depending on who he's standing next to.

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she was so cute today!

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Brienne the "Beauty" is described as ugly.

I can't say for everyone else but is suppose it's a matter of personal preference.

so we know he peepee doesn't work, but can he achieve orgasm through his powers?

:D

robin is gonna come in at the last moment with his giant falcon

all of them that came before him. He's still mortal, despite being tree spirited or leaf-sexual or whatever.

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back to /pol/ you fucking morons

>dude little girl armor
Fuck this stupid show. I hope she dies.

How old are you lol

Also I can see my parents doing this

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They are probably hanging out with the dothraki

>im really sad that this show is pandering to the likes of you now
Pandering how? By showing a lord and a king have a conversation about loyalties and the right to rule? Yeah, it's a real shame I'm being pandered to.

>literally nothing has happened this season
>there are 4 episodes left in the series
Are the remaining episodes supposed to be 2 hours or something? This is ridiculous

Tormund, Jamie, Brienne love triangle, threesome when

Lady Haynwood is likely tutoring Sweet Robin into being a right proper lordling. Maybe sending food and more men to Winterfell in exchange of Sansa's hand for Robin?

And the Knights of the Vale showed up for the scene where everyone moves into formation.

>It establishes a trust between Dany and Sansa.
You mean distrust. I actually liked this scene too because it showed Sansa pushing back against Dany and her not handling it well. Dany is too used to asskissers and for ONCE Sansa is not being useless.

post your face when undead stannis, robb, and ned come to fight at winterfell

ghost grew to be the biggest, moron, as a parallel to Jon developing over time into the greatest of the stark children

the ice dragon's going to go straight for the castle walls 100% that's its only job

what was with all the safe crypt talk?

LOL

>literally every male on the show is a beta orbiter to some roastie

Where did this show take a turn for the worse?

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>Battle of Winterfel happens offscreen and is represented by a few sound effects like the fist of the first men

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Catapults were used in open battlefields by Alexander the Great’s armies and Roman legions to attack compact masses of enemy infantry in order to secure killing some 3 up to half a dozen infantrymen for every projectile launched. Ballistas were also used against cavalry and even heavy armored cavalry.
No idea about trebuchets. Using big rocks to get one or two wights for every rock launched would not be economic and you cannot practically aim for the white walkers. That is unless they were loaded with dragonstone shards or incendiary ammunition.

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Can't even fucking believe DnD remembered she was related to Jorah. This ep felt like a breath of fresh air, like it was written by someone entirely different

none of them will have a head

maybe have that conversation after you fight the fucking NK who has been established as a larger-than-life threat that managed to band together unlikely armies?

It would be like if at the end of Lord of the Rings, they had a talk about human-hobbit relationships

So all the Reeds are dead, right? They have to be dead at this point.

it's gone wherever the budget went
they took 54 days or something to film the winterfell battle, I expect that's where most of the footage has gone of large troops in different costuming

Tormund went from lusty to kind of an ass-kisser.
Anyone else notice this?

I guess they're trying to avoid him being rapey or something.

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She would be at least 16 in the show, which is normal in their times, and she's already an adult in real life. I don't see the problem. Wasn't Daenerys under 18 at the beginning of the show?

they mentioned how safe the crypt was like 8 times

WHICH MEANS THEM SHITS ARE NOT SAFE DEAD STARK WIGHT THEORY CONFIRMED

lord cuck dies holding back the dead as she runs
he does state the mormont words though

Season 4

So Arya got to the Hound first expecting to get some Clegane NUT but he got cockblocked by the eyepatch dude right?

this was actually one of the better episodes of the series. just pure character drama and interaction without any awful EPIC moments.

>tree spirited
I really should have read up on this stuff and the magical section of this universe. I feel like an idiot and I can pretty much assume this is how all the other showfags would feel if they werent just glossing over this section of the story entirely.

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she confirmed she needed to hit the gym and practice the hair flip

melisandre and other lord of light bitches gonna show up with some magical fire wights and start hurling fire balls once the battle in ep 3 seems dire like some LotR battle bs

I can see them. Pale spiders, as big as hounds. We're never going to get them...

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She's 13-14 in the show

Westeros is like 3500 miles from top to bottom, it wouldn't take years to travel. What is this retard talking about?

beggars can't be choosers

you see
the smart thing is kill the fucking ice dragon with the two dragons you do have or some fucking spears
we already know a normal spear could pierce drogon's hide, an obsidian spear should at least penetrate
unfortunately these morons would probably just lose 2 dragons for no reason

this scene was very sweet

>episode 3
Battle of winterfell. The whole episode will surely be this
>episode 4
Everyone dealing with the aftermath of the battle of winterfell. We catch up on what Cersei has been up to
>episode 5
Build up to battle between Cersei and everyone in the north
>episode 6
Final battle and who will rule

Gotta stuff what happens with Jon and Dany in there too. This shit is about to fly through plot threads. Gonna be nuts

cant petrified bones be reanimated without any remaining flesh?

wouldnt this mean the NK is basically capable of animating rocks to fight for him?

Winterfell is built on top of a hot spring, which keeps many of the ground floor rooms warm, however canonically the crypts are uncharacteristically cold. Could be frozen, preventing decay. Doubt we'd see too many resurrect but definitely enough to start a slaughter.

That was my reading of it

She just wanted to fuck someone before she died.

t. Bran

Well I think Sansa trusts that Dany loves Jon and wants to support him. But she might not be stupid enough to assume Dany would leave them be. And why would she? Jon kneeled to Dany. So it was never a question whether or not dany intended to take winterfell. The question was how benevolent Dany is. Which, I think Sansa has a much higher opinion now.

exactly what i mean, this episode felt like game of thrones was heading back to its roots

I don't think Bran the Builder was cripple, but all the talk about the Three Eyed Raven being the "memory" of men makes it obvious to me. That, and Bran being able to warg into the past even before he fully became the TER. We've already seen Bran change the present/future by warging into the past (Hodor) so Bran being Bran the Builder only makes sense. Bran being all Brans is most definitely what GRRM is going for, and though they most likely won't explore that in the show, you can bet your ass GRRM will make that very very clear that's what's happening in the winds of winter.

These first 2 episodes were less than an hour, the rest are 80 minutes and the white walkers have already arrived.

Can Bran still feel the movements of his bowels? Who helps him pee or wipe his ass? Does he just shit in his breeches while absently looking ahead talking about the Long Night?

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westeros is the size of south america

wait, but... what if the stark-wights fight for what's right and we get some wight-on-wight crime?

They have been given literally zero character. Backstory is not character. Go ahead and regale us with the amazing, interesting characters that are mute queen follower and dickless fight man.

Unless this is bait, you're a literal brainlet for thinking this. In the books she is described as ugly. If anything they casted someone who looks too good for her character.

large trebuchets don't get maneuvered around because they're hard to. Rocks don't need to be that big to kill people compared to killing walls

And by nuts i mean shit

I know something.
Wounded Brienne is going to be executed by Stannis. She will be shocked that he is still alive. When she ask him "how this posible" He answered "R'hllor hungers" and swing a sword. Then he's going after Davos and Mely. At the end he became next Night King.

it's all so tiresome

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>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos

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this is retarded and doesnt take into account the army increasing in size exponentially as it advances

Or tunneling ice spiders. I'm with the spiderfags only because then we're gonna have threads trying to explain GoT necromancy which is stupid.

see your image, theyll launch fire bombs to burn dozens of wights at a time

fuck off, they're boring

Feels like there won't be enough time, but aren't some of the episodes longer than normal?

The next 4 are about 80 min each, so they're almost a movie each. This isn't including credits.

so what is stopping NK from reanimating the army of Stannis?

Episode 5 will be the big battle.
Episode 6 is going to be wrapup

>ass-kisser
He's trying to compete with Jaime. He's still trying to swing his ego around like crazy and the first thing out of his mouth after seeing Jon again was where's the big bitch

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Can someone explain what Bran said about the NK wanting to kill him? He wants to kill every human and erase history by killing Bran? How does that make sense?

hes not bran anymore

probably. i think they wink and nod a little bit earlier in the teaser

he didn't mean it literally
they're just being potteretic in their final monents

>not the corpses of the twenty good men

>she is fucking GF MATERIAL
>continues to describe how she looks
You're not going to like hearing this, but you deserve all that has happened.

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To be fair you'd be hard pressed to find an really UGLY actress who has the size and the talent. Gwendoline Christie is the best we'd ever get.

Boobs are actually pretty nice

the first episode's dialogue was a fanfic disaster
this episode had some pretty good scenes, especially this one
did they take turns writing episodes or something?

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I think Sansa views Dany in a better light in that she understands her motivations, but she doesn't trust her. The way that scene ended really spells that out with Dany ducking out on answering her.

The night king is really butthurt about the aliens from avatar stabbing him in the chest so he's going to shoot rockets at their treehouse.

Greyworm's character is learning how to not be an emotionless warrior that only knows how to fight and looking forward to a life where he gets to moved past his profession
Missandei hasn't gotten anywhere though

Holy shit. Based retard

I'm surprised they wasted 2/6 episodes on fucking nothing. Seriously what has happened other than some pointless dialogue and some fan service elements?

undead Stannis killing Brienne would be 10/10

he does but beric and thoros clearly tell arya that someone who loses their head cannot come back so yeah, no stannis himself is not coming back

So... where does the budget go?

HBO said each episode costs $15M to make. Episode 1 & 2 were shot at Winterfell mostly. All the cast members are in the same location.

Did 2 hours of filming in ONE location REALLY cost $30M?

I didn't even notice the watermark till you pointed it out, thanks cuntface.

yes user they literally tell you in the credits the people who write different episofes

>maybe have that conversation after you fight the fucking NK
I don't know why so many of you guys think life comes to a halt, just because there's danger at the door. They still have to plan like there will be a tomorrow. And it's not like every waking moment can be spent on a single task. What would Dany and Sansa even do in that moment? Continue to strategize? Is that what you want? About 55 minutes of strategizing?

>It would be like if at the end of Lord of the Rings
Dude, the extended cut of that movie is like 3 hours. The first two episodes of game of thrones is already 2 hours in. So what you want, would be like if at the end of lord of the rings, they did nothing but talk about the big threat, and fight for 3 straight hours.

he doesnt want "bran" he wants the three eyed raven, the dude who can literally go back in time and fuck with shit that affects the future

They couldn't even make my crackship real, fuck this show.

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Does this take into account Brienne commanding the left flank? Will she lead Dothraki into battle?

but her face

HOLY FUCK THATS TRIPPY. IS IT EDITED

Jaime is literally the only character in the show I care about now. Everyone else has either been made completely retarded or irrelevant. The shit thing is they're going to fucking kill him off as well.

They solved season's 7 accomplishing nothing by getting everybody to winterfell

Greyworm has had emotion all this time or did you forget why he has the name in the first place?

Tyrion and Mother of Burgers take a cool $1million per episode.

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overpaid actors

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FRIENDLY REMINDER:

HBO CGI'D LENA HEADEY'S HEAD ONTO A TIGHT BODY FOR THE ENTIRE WALK OF SHAME

IF YOU THINK THAT IS REALLY MAISIE YOU ARE A PERVERT

Those actors are sucking up those funds.

You're probably one of those people that went to a movie like Dunkirk and got mad that it wasnt like Saving Private Ryan or Call of Duty.

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go back

we never see stannis dead though.

Ygritte naked scenes had a body double too

Why are Americans such prudes?

Normalfags love le witty imp.

Right. "trust" can be selective, you know. It doesn't mean that you'd do everything for a person. But now Sansa can trust that Dany wants to do what she feels is right. Unlike someone Like Cersei, who only wants power.

Thanks friend, hard to tell with shit pictures of dead plotlines from years ago shooped on to out of context pictures
you unhelpful faggot redditfugee memelord :^)

Reminder that Jorah survived
>his exile
>the dothraki
>the red sea by walking on foot
>being a literal gladiator
>an army of assassins
>super dermititis by having his skin cut out without anaesthesia
>the army of the dead
and a ton of other bullshit I can't bother to recall for literally no reason. He wants to bone Kelly C but it's absolutely not going to happen. He seemingly doesn't serve the plot in any way whatsoever and yet the writers haven't killed him off despite having a myriad of chances. No point in killing him now unless he fulfills some role first. He has been my boy since s1 and I know that the writers won't let him cuck Gary but I bet he lives. I bet he even gets some kind of position after all this, maybe even hand of the queen. Maybe he achieves transcendent cuckdom and raises Dany and Jon's kid after Dany dies at Childbirth and Jon has fucked off to the wall for the rest of his life to pay for his incest sin.

Oh yeah, I bet you would’ve walked in there wearing your autismo mobster suit acting like a fucking fictional crime boss character from the 1920s because you have autistic masking tendencies.

unironically this

>It would be like if at the end of Lord of the Rings, they had a talk about human-hobbit relationships
You should read the books sometime, you'd be surprised.

Your only option is to flee to Africa, become a blood diamond merc and die from aids after fucking some sheeboon hookers.

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Jon is... sorry, I mean Aegon, is going to unite Westeros with the power of his cock.
Dany and Sansa are a given - Targaryens like their family.
He'll also give Cersei a bit of the ol' in and out. When she was growing up she dreamed of marrying Raegar, so having his son ravaging her will mellow her out a lot.

yeah there were diff writers, they change writers/directors like every episode since season 1

At least 10 mil of that went to feeding Gilly

they've established a bunch of drama, but yeah I don't see how this couldn't have been condensed into a single 90 minute episode.
that being said, you assume that they initially had 6 episodes planned then "wasted" 2 on setup and fanfiction when the reality of it is they probably only had enough material for 4-5 episodes and padded it out to 6. Remember when they said we were getting 6 episodes but they were all at least 90 minutes long? It's obvious the writers are just filling airtime at this point.

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I really fucking hope so. I was expecting these two episodes to be >60m .

>watching Dunkirk

Why would anyone waste their time on that movie?

You can tell they are stretching for WWII movie material if Dunkirk got greenlit.

why would brienne, a knight of the seven kingdoms give him anything less than an honorable death by removing his head?

BAD PUSSY, DABID, BAD PUSSY

they're frozen dawg

Maisie confirmed it was her nude, also wouldn't they have picked a better body for a body double? someone with a tight body and not the body of a Welsh slag?

>BERIC DONDARRION

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This sounds too boring and predictable so it looks very plausible

1 mcribb please my queen

>Bran is literally everywhere at all times
>implying every Bran with a legend behind him isn't the three-eyed raven.

Bullshit.

why does night king want an eternal night. why not enjoy himself in the far north

Reminder that Gendry will be bleeding out and Arya will mercy kill him.

Learning to show it I guess is what I mean

>character arcs are pointless dialogue
>Tyrion finally calling Jaime out on his shit is pointless
>Brienne finally becoming a knight is pointless
>Jon telling Daenerys he is Aegon is pointless
>Jorah being given Heartsbane is pointless
Why do you even watch this show?

Will we see more Fire Wights in this season?

Lena had to have t hat done because she was pregnant during filming.

Not that I know of. I think it's slightly see through, giving it a layered effect, coupled with a highly detailed print, it dazzles the eye.

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Did we really need two scenes of little girls wanting to fight the zombies? We get it, little girls are super strong and super brave. That's fine, now please finish the god damn story.

>Free-Folk do not bend
>Claps loudly as the girl he crushes on bends

Look at how they massacred by boy

>what has happened other than some pointless dialogue
unironically, we wont know until after next week's episode. If at least one person from each of those shitty fanfic scenes dies, then you'll have your answer: it was to give that character closure. If only a few people die, then we'll know it was filler to pad the few "important" character scenes like Danny+Jon

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listen I don't know what gave you the impression that I'm not retarded enough to look at the credits or google it myself, I was just thinking out loud mostly, thanks for the verification

Did they ever properly explain what Bran is? What does he know, what he doesn't know, what he can see, what he can't, does him seeing anything influence the future events or is it static etc.? Am I brainlet that just missed all that or do they come up with his stuff on the spot and write whatever's convenient for the plot at the exact moment?

Oh! That's the boss of this family you're talking about

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it was posted several days ago and predicted no NK in the lineup sooooooooooooooo

I've missed you

He wants revenge against the assholes who made him or something
No idea why that consists of killing the humans since the children of the forest made him but whatever

dudes what

You guys are such showfags

>and now, I will thrust into you

BRAVO D&D

What was Ned Stark's body look like? Didn't they send his bones to Catelyn Stark?

>Complaining about a lesser plot hole
>When massive plot holes go unnoticed
Embarassing

Why didn't white walkers build ships and sail around the wall?

Kek

You really have no idea what Dunkirk was about. It was a pride piece for Britain that they made it off that beach when they were expected to lose 300k soldiers. Greenlit by a british director, filled with british actors and staff. You can't really appreciate it if you arent from the country

BAD NEEDLE DABID BAD NEEDLE

>It's Littlefinger disguised

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This is wrong though.

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>not getting that scene
Hahaha you fucking brainlet
It was centred around Davos being reminded of Shireen, literally how can you miss that

I wanted to see more out of what's left of the Mormont family but getting a nod was good at least

so you think sophie is jealous they gave arya a nude scene and not her?

seems like she spent just as much time preparing herself for the possibility of just such occasion

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new:

We already knew the wall was fucking magic
They dont even need ships if they can just fucking freeze the water

>Cheesecake factory is fancy
hahahahhhhaaaa *wheeeeeeeeeeze

It's a slightly upgraded olive garden and amusement park for fat people.

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>showfags
>on Yea Forums

Good luck trying to talk about the book on Yea Forums faggot, they'll crucify you.

the battle scenes were nicely directed user

Dumb troll. It's real.

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This is a joke but I am legitimately terrified of something like this happening to me.

Zombies, and dragons, and flaming swords, and armies...

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I want it in my moooooouth.

I think he is a terminator in that he’s programmed to kill humans by the children of the corn.

actually doesn't look bad there

Not him but nothing has happened. The characters are bland and there is a bunch of leftist propaganda. The show sucks now and it has 4 episodes to redeem itself. I doubt it will happen.

New Thread:

I really liked this episode.
I rate it: season 2 / 10
Will watch again just for Jorah, Jaime, and Brienne finally getting a solid after seasons of suffering.

>That seating arrangement
Incredibly rude by Dany desu. How can Jon even see the screen?

Considering I have read the book, they literally do not talk about human-hobbit relationships before the fight with Sauron

but go ahead and prove me wrong

I doubt she's jealous of anyone, she grew up to be hot enough to marry someone she probably fangirled over when younger

Bran is the night king as well as bran the builder

>Impling that wasn't either
>A: a body double
> or B CGI'd side tits.

imagine fucking a bag of dung on bags of dung

Reminder that he is officially six years old now

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>implying I have anywhere else to go
>bitching about image fidelity when there are tits on screen
Be less homosexual.

>doesn't look bad
I promise you won't catch the gay, if you say it looks amazing. Which it does.

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i laughed at that too, couldn't be bothered to read the rest

So you guys do believe it for the most part, interesting. All the Bran theories are fascinating as the powers he has from being the Three-Eyed Raven allow him to influence nearly any event from any point in time (not entirely sure about the future rhough). The theory that he was the voice whispering to Aerys II that drove him mad also fascinates me. Bran being the Night King is still too far-fetched for me though.

Need to know this as well

Kek this could definitely happen in clown world

>implying episode 4 won't be King's Landing getting BTFO by the NK with his dragon, bypassing the northern defense in a massive misdirection
Winterfell falling would mean the death of like 90% of the cast. I doubt they could plausibly get that many main characters aware from certain death.

I'm hoping Jon would know better than to have his wolf loose during a big war, that guarantees he would die because a wolf wouldn't know how to be tactical when surrounded by a large group of enemies. It would just attack one wight and get swarmed.

>People of westeros learning something that is not a tradition taught by generations
The only characters that actually read and research shit in this fucking show are Sam and Qyburn, Tyrion stopped reading when he defeated Stannis and Ned was killed after reading too.

>the most exciting part of the battle of Dunkirk is the defenders that remain behind to buy time for the evacuation
>The movie is just about a couple of the boats
I hadn't been this bored by a WWII movie since Thin Red Line.

>That pic
HNNNNG

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Proof

yeah I like it, she looks pretty here

It’s a shame that this show wasn’t released a decade earlier. Could have really been something and was actually great the first few seasons. I’ll always be grateful that LOTR came out when it did.

>Yea Forums in 2013
>good
lmfao found the gaymergator

War movie virgin here, got any recs similar to jarhead or full metal jacket? Watched those recently and liked them a good bit

>>Arya and the Hound meeting yet again to do literally nothing
This is the only one I disagree with. Their reunion was too brief last episode considering how much screentime they had together throughout the show, but I think it's enough now, they have nothing else to say.

Bring her back.

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>Yea Forums
>six years ago
>good

Look at the the fucking newfag

Oh no, I'm not complaining. She's done a great job with her role. I wouldn't call it a miscasting or even care really due to the reasons you state.

It was absolute fucking ass, but i'd rather have that than this. Although the whole thing is sort of cyclic with lori being replaced with sneed

Season 1 8 months - 1 year
Season 2 10 months - 1 year
Season 3 4 months - 6 months
Season 4 3 months
Season 5 4 months - 8 months
Season 6 4 months - 6 months
Season 7 3-4 months

This gives us between 3 to 4.5 years. 5 is an absolute maximum if we also give some time between seasons

obviously some arcs happen fast, Like I am sure Cersei and her trial takes 3 months tops. After which she spends about 6 months stabilizing the situation in King`s Landing before Dany arrives.
What is the fucking problem? Arya is 12 in the show, so she is about 16 now. Where is the problem?

well she is forever scared of dick, so it works out

My nigga Edmure been gone so long
people forgot he existed lmao

We saw a sea of unsullied marching towards winterfell in the first episode, there's plenty left. But most of the main cast is within the castle walls, there's still winter town which is probably where the rest of the armies are

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Yeah, also a great idea making a race of arrogant and elitist LORD magical animals carry the one ring on their back. Nothing bad at all could come of that.

Almost like the whole point of the entire fucking series is how insignificant the Hobbits are, and how that makes them the only ones able to carry the ring.

Reminder that Hitler let them go.

I hope most of the undead army skips winterfell and goes straight for king's landing, it would be funny because cersei's whole plan is to deal with what's left of dany's army.

It happened twice with Dany, and they were 2 very important conversations. It was pretty noticeable.

>jon's wolf dying symbolizes his loss of humanity
>wolf
>humanity
literally retarded. these can't be real

I honestly hope so just it means he survives.

Dunkirk is a 2 hour movie, not the payoff to an 8 season tv series

you looked beautiful that night

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Who was Arya throwing knives at?

>He says to gendry

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Your cock, gendry, it was large, just like your biceps, gendry. Did I tell you about how beautiful the rape was?