/ALITA/

It's not very cute and it makes her look fat/pregnant.

me on the left

>user, these new touch sensors are giving me tingling sensations all over my body. I need you to rub your hands on every inch of me.

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Alita should have just teamed up with Zapan instead of snubbing him. They'd have been the terror of every criminal in Iron City including the likes of Grewishka.

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Zapan actually isn't as good as he thinks he is

Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita's cute little hat.

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>Oh no you won't
>Alita, you're grounded, no more chocolate for 3 months

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Here's the soundless version
mp4 version too mediafire.com/file/ibb3wykcqiosg19/Hot_Fuzz_Evidence_Edit.mp4

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I don't do reddit or discord, asshole.
Be healed by Alita, or go away.

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>not loving rosa's cute burrito paunch

You're not healed, user

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Not a cutout, but it should be easy enough to do.

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You freaks need to get a discord to perv out over your shitty fan art in

IT'S
TIME
TO
STOP

Goodnight frens
I will dream of Alita and her many cute facial expressions

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don't let the cyber bugs bite

Eat shit faggot
A little bit extra on a woman is always delicious

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good night!

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So is it as bad as the aut-right shilling for it suggests? Or just some mediocre movie the trailers present?

wow this is impressive

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Zapan was the professional one with responsible sensibilities and experience. Alita was the wild one who takes insane risks. They'd make for a great "buddy cop" type of duo.

Better version

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It's very good but I wasn't aware the alt-right were shilling for it

More like it's a good movie and politics has nothing to do with it. Check it out.

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It’s mediocre a 5 or 6 but these redditors have created a fucking nest here

You're in general thread 406 for this movie. It's terrible and we're all doing this ironically. I saw it 11 times and hated it every time.

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It was false flagging by leftists, trying to pin the alt right liking the movie because a couple conservatives liked the movie.

as blockbuster come these days, it's pretty good
better than most capeshit stuff and Disney Star Wars

It's an action film about cyborgs produced by James Cameron. The last time Cameron did something like that turned out pretty great. Pic related.

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> not liking tummies

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always nice to see you here standing by Jerome

You keep using that word redditor, I don't think you know what it means.

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I wanna touch the floof.

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based Ajakutty's had enough shit for one week

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Repostan from earlier, pls give feedback, positive or negative: picosong.com/wEF8a/

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Sure I do. It’s all you fucks that don’t go back or create a discord instead of shittin up Yea Forums even more than usual

did Rosa really do all those spinning kicks? impressive level of fitness if so

Yup totally shitting up the board. Should we talk about Sneed?

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Reminds me a lot of that Titanic "My Heart Will Go On" remix from the 2nd CD that was released. Only suggestion is Alita's NO! when she slams on the table. Not sure if it should be removed.

No, they got several women to play Alita. You don't get that good in a few months of preparation.

here you go

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The main character is a robo loli, these threads are where the people who spend all day on Yea Forums camp out. Especially those who do it for free.

I don't think she did that much in that fight but she did do a lot of training for the movie

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hot

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Must say it's a major step up from Brie Larson
twitter.com/ilRetroBambino/status/1118215753516429312

Rosa did a lot of her own stunts. For the more complex stuff they got body doubles, including a Cirque du Soleil acrobat for the gymnastic scenes.

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THIS IS THREAD #406
THIS IS THREAD #406
THIS IS THREAD #406
THIS IS THREAD #406
THIS IS THREAD #406
THIS IS THREAD #406
THIS IS THREAD #406

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>Using the coat as a weapon
Why is she so good at fighting ahhhhh

I was a little disappointed we didn't get to see much of him in the movie

It's like Jackie Chan using almost everything as a weapon

>LOlita
I'm not sure how I feel about this

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Cheers Todd

be careful what you wish for

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Man, feels like we just had thread 400. Time goes by when you're having fun.

Still not her worst outfit

I see a lot of Jackie Chan in this movie, especially in the editing. youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ

if only my wish came true

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It's most likely that the name is a reference to Aelita, actually.

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One of my favorite videos.

Well, I need to go to bed Anons, it's been a long day and I want to get some rest. Have fun during the night hours, you Ausfags, keep it going!
Happy fucking Easter too!

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Your mom lets you rent Alita, one video game, and buy one snack and one drink. What do you get?

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Nothing. Blockbuster is dead, renting is dead, and I live alone.

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This is theoretically if Alita came out in the early 2000's, so I would say Mario Kart, reese's peanut butter cups, and a diet coke.

thanks bro

Is Cameron going to make the sequel just out of spite? You don't fuck with him.
Also challenge, search up Alita and report with how many showtimes you got left in your area, if any.

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Yes, obviously. It's something missed

I go for Rogue Squadron, Watermelon Sour Patch Kids, and diet Coke too

Shit, you've given me a new OC idea. Adding it to the list.

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Well Anons, you beat Dumbo at the box office. Shazam will probably pass Alita, but Alita has sustained a pretty high intake.

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will Aladdin and Lion King do better? I'm guessing no

>Budget: $170M

Jesus, what a waste of money and time for Tim Burton. He's much better off when he's doing smaller artsy stuff. Big Eyes was good.

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Still more domestic than Alita. They should've just watched the original, dammit

Well again, Dumbo has the clout of Disney, brand recognition, and better marketing. Alita made less than Blade Runner 2049 in the states, by like 7 million. BR2049 had more hype though and the clout of being a sequel to a cult hit.

So I guess we can update this. Shazam would have to drop off considerably this weekend to perform less than Alita.

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holy shit this is incredible

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Why does he remind me of James Cameron?

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Erm, he heals people?

Happy Easter you too and sleep well!

Fucking burgers not showing up for ourgirl but watching this rehashed garbage

Thanks!
sound version

China legit has better taste than us. Dropped Dumbo like shit and gave Alita this ultimate fandom.

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>
excellent as always bud. I didn't even notice the sneed on the book at first.

you're an artist Peaches

Get that Endgame poster in the back outta there

Marvel is pretty much the only thing China falls for that the US also likes too.

WTF was that at .07s?
How embarrassing.

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scary face training gotta have a scary face when fighting

At least she put effort into her training. Using gymnastics experts makes sense for the movie inhuman cyborg movements and kicks.

Hnnnng, just sit on my face already

This is a case where I really, really want to see the original footage of her shooting the movie. She's surprisingly very cute.

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she's pretty cute I GUESS.

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Yeah, maybe a 6 out of 10, she's just okay.

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Rosa has a CUTE face

barely passable idk why people like her desu

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I wonder what kind of features and if any alterations will be on the Chinese blu-ray of the movie.

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>that cute little goblina fridge mode body

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*puts down cookie and glass and milk*
Hmm. Maybe I should start running again tomorrow...

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Fuck it, she's amazing. Easily the next Anya Taylor Joy.

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Rosa being a passionate actress and director pushes her way up even on a physical-only scale

>she's 33 in that pic
>looks better than most 23 year olds

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She's like 10 years older than Anya and she's been in way more movies

LMFAO BRUH YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG

twitter.com/anyataylorjoy/status/1088024378661654528?s=21
She's even acknowledged it. They look similar.

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still don't get it, she's just not making me smile!!!

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If you guys plan on buying the movie CD at all, this would be a good site to do it, with relatively cheap pricing. The Japan version is worth it for the two bonus tracks and Swan Song.
yesasia.com/us/alita-battle-angel-original-soundtrack-japan-bonus-track-japan-version/1071599135-0-0-0-en/info.html

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Is there a scene of Alita bent over wiggling her ass? Post a screen pic if there is please.

Uh, did you see the movie?

yeah there is a lot but you've gotta go see it

The Japanese site is pretty aesthetic.
foxmovies-jp.com/alitabattleangel/
Note the page shows social media and one calls out shill media. That's hilarious.

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Yes, that's totally something Alita would do...alone with Hugo in his room.

How do you think Alita smells? since she is a cyborg, does she needs to take showers? I suppose her head gets stinky but her body smells like nothing, what do you guys think.

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I mean, she's built for all terrain combat, so water doesn't hurt her obviously. Showers, probably to get grime and dirt out of the little hinges of her robot body, and to keep her head clean, since it's organic. Smells probably like vacuum cleaner, unless she puts on perfume.

Oh shit I shipped a few Arizona cans to countries in Asia almost a month ago. Could it be...?

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Do they even sell the Arizona cans in China? That may very well be the cans you sent.

>SA80 being a worthless piece of garbage
Accurate

not liking tummies is like not liking feet

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/ALITA/ canon is that she wears scented oils like a perfume

she smells like a new car

If I could have a whiff of that I could die in peace

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I would... be okay with that

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She obviously lubricates her joints with the perfume that all men are attracted to.

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I did see the movie. I was pretty drunk though so don't remember it like you autists that saw it 27 times or more. Post a pic of Alita's ass if you have one. I need to rub one out quick.

It's actually canon that there's some kind of lubricant she uses.

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Night night Alitafrens

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Goodnight, fren. I'm off too. Sleep comfy.

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good night frens

this canon was the best thing to come out of that degeneracy

sleep well frens. the ausfags will keep things afloat as usual. sweet dreams

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that hair is UNREASONABLEY floof

no this is!

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Does anyone have a screenshot of the alita workout plan that an user made a few days ago?

1/2

> The unofficial /Lift4Alita/ Guide! Upper Body Day.

Goals: Peak fitness, strength and more importantly proportional aesthetics. This won’t give you that thick bodybuilder look. It will give you an aesthetic body but nothing exaggerated. You may have to google some of these terms.
You go in the gym, put in the work, then go out. I recommend you lift one day on and one off. You should get this workout done in 45m-1h at most

Upper body day:
> Incline Bench Press, reverse pyramid trained (you do a few warm up sets, and start with your heaviest set first)
1xYour PR (Personal Record. Basically the weight you can lift the most 1-4 reps),1x6 (80% of your PR), 1x8 (60% of your PR)

> Standing Shoulder Press
Same Thing. Reverse Pyramid Trained.
1xPR, 1x6 (80%of your PR), 1x8(60% of your PR)

> Side Raises or Cuban Presses. Use manage weight for these. It’s more about the movement than the weight.
Rest Paused.
1x15, then 4x10 with only a 10 second break in between sets. It’s going to burn like a motherfucker.

> Rear Shoulder Cable Pulls
5x10. It’s more about he slow movement than the weight you use.

> Weighted Pull-ups (work yourself up to 10 pull-ups if you can’t add weight yet)
1xyour PR, then 3x10

> Trap Shrugs
5x10. Moderately heavy weight

> Sitting Inclined Barbell Curls
5x10. Moderate Weight. Slow and controlled reps

> Tricep Pulldowns
5x10. Moderate Weight. Slow and controlled reps

> Forearm Barbell Twist
Idk how to explain this one because I’m a brainlet with words, but you basically get a really light barbell and twist it for 60 seconds. It’s going to burn like a bitch.

2/2

> Abs
Leg Raises. Slow and controlled reps. 5x10. This will give you defined “V lines”

Lower Body Routine Coming soon
this is fine as an intermediate routine but like, don't start with this since its crazy high volume

>Incline Bench
Make it flat bench and I agree

>OHP
Good

>Pull ups
Yes but make sure you do them after OHP since your compounds should go first

>Side Raises
Yes but superset them with face pulls

>Cable Pulls
I dont know what this means, but it should be face pulls instead

>Shrugs
Unneccessary ESPECIALLY at 5x10 but i'll accept them because i fucking hate wrist work even more

>Curls/pushdowns
Sure

>Forearm work
Not worth the trouble since youre getting lots of forearm work from heavy shrugs

>Ab work
do it on leg days as the work from your lower compounds will make it easier to get to the exhaustion threshold required

Do this as an ULxULxx and i'm happy with it

How many confirmed Ausfags are there?

Thanks dude. Much appreciated.

no worries. Enjoy those barbell twists. They're murder so far but I actually am enjoying that molten iron feeling in my forearms.

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you know i'm still genuinely really pleased that you kept my autistic opinions as a follow up. i love u fren. these two are missing the block about leg work too but leg work is really just squats, deadlifts, leg press, and leg curls (also calf work if you want).
i'm one and i know writefag is too

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>How many confirmed Ausfags are there?

reportan , no idea though.

uuh writefag, and at least 3 other anons

hell yeah dude I immediately copy/pasted into a rtf. Might just put into a pic though whenever people ask for the BERZERKER routine.

There was someone who posted this link to a guy doing a guy with an acoustic guitar cover of New Divide ages and ages ago, and I just wanted to say a thank you if they're still around for finding me some good study and writing music. I've been going through the artist's catalog and he has some good stuff.
youtube.com/watch?v=r3TnS2mSn1U
Checking in too.

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we're all gonna make it fren. i recently tested my maxes and i'm now at 1/2/2.5/3.5 so it's happening slowly but surely

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Eddie is the shit.

His cover of Demons is really solid too. One of my favourites.

make sure you put some good pics of alita working out as the background to it

>hey, user
>there's room for one more under this blanket

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gonna need cutanon to work some magic of Alita practicing in front of the mirror for that. 3 or 4 different poses ought to be good to make it a nice guide.

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could always use the manga panels if you want

>I- if you say so

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>Oh no there is not
>You can sleep downstairs user, on the couch

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>user what are you doing?
>that really tickles...
>I didn't say stop...

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true, we'll see what I can come up with tomorrow. For now, another burger must rest.

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YOU BETTER NOT DO WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO BITCH

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OH SHIT GET DOWN EVERYONE

sleep well user!

JEROME PLEASE

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Do it.

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Damn it Alita, you don't know what you want!

We need more Joker and Alita edits, and K and Alita edits, been asking for that for awhile.

You'll never have her feet anywhere near your face, why live bruddas

not with that attitude you wont

i want to lick her back

>oh wow user, that's a lot
>you're really good at jacking it aren't you?

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What if Cameron pulled a fast one on the audience and just played My Heart Will Go On in the credits? I mean, why not?
youtu.be/qxNnDw4Zp2Q

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The potential of existing scenes has been exhausted, need a blu ray.

You want the camrip?

you son of a bitch

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oh fuck now that's smart. who else goes in here?
>bruce lee
>jackie chan
>any of the mortal combat film characters
>m bison from the street fighter movie

Oh no, is this going to be the next theater edit?
Well, Neo has to go back in there somewhere.

No, I tried two different, both are terrible.

from a few threads ago

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for sure Neo

Oh well, hopefully the WEB-DL will be out soon. It's almost May.

I spent the whole night at work thinking where else to send Alita or who to send to her.

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Find a way to fit Brandon Lee from The Crow in there and Murdoch from Dark City. Not necessarily martial arts, but they fit the time period of The Matrix.

oh fucking speaking of put matt murdoch from daredevil in there too that works

Ah, still funny. Need one with the entire confrontation with Bret in his apartment.

I can do that. But what's the confrontation about in the Alita universe?

It's a take on Alita confronting Vector/Nova? Alita and Hugo come to the apartment?

Gotta get Smith in there too.

Oooh I like that. I might have to give it a crack soon.
Anything to avoid having to write my essays.

The resolution is higher.

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Well, don't slack off on work, just whenever you get the chance.
I've put off a lot of work to post here

Can we alternatively get Alita in her yoga pose here too?

Fuck, I know this is supposed to be a comfy thread, but...
chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-ccl-holder-suspected-robber-kill-each-other-20190418-story.html

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Oh yeah, but if I wasn't posting here I'd be procrastinating in other ways.

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RIP

Healing arrives too late for some.

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Hehe, pretty fitting. When the blu-ray comes out, it needs to be in the scrapyard.

I would be okay with a dedication to this man in the bluray or the sequel.

that's super cute

Interesting, this picture is obviously taken from the projection booth. So it wasn't just that the Anons booked up a theater, they made it a private screening. The theater still had the IMAX reels, but the China bros bought up the theater as a private screening, like an event. Quite fan, and a ton did this.

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God I love those strikes she does at the end. So nice.

Interesting

we comfyhours now

Wait, Alita is Harley Quinn?

He did not standby in the presence of evil.

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alita x harley quinn is not something i knew i wanted until now

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god that picture is so overproduced though jesus

what about this one?

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yeah that's a little better

So, as a result of this, he "dies" and becomes the joker? This has potential.

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ok but like, are we going to watch Joker?

Fuck yeah I am. Looks good.

scorcese has proven himself imo so i'll probably go have a look too

Of course.
I'm definitely going to watch Joker and John Wick.

>scorcese

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One of the reasons I'm interested is because it is a study of a man who's fallen to a dark place. Part of why Alita to me has such a strong script is that it tests the hero and explores why some people do turn to corruption. Lot of, especially bigger budget movies, don't bother to actually do character pieces, they're just pawns in a larger story built for sequels and shit.
Martin Scorsese is a producer on it.

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Source? It's not listed on IMDB.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joker_(2019_film)
Executive producer it seems.

Hopefully its a JC like production value

I'm just glad it seems to be taking itself seriously and trying to be an actual film, same in a way Alita was a breath of fresh air for action films, Joker looks like a nice change of pace from the glutton of superhero shit.

Nolan was a producer on MoS and that didn't keep it from being shit. Scorcese has proven himself as a director, that doesn't necessarily translate into producing.

This is getting off-topic, but I will argue Man of Steel being good. Just have to see, Phoenix usually delivers a great performance, and it all rides on him.

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I'm sad now, wtf... :(

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Just a coincidence he happened to be going to see Alita. It's a damn shame, but it happens. Maybe Rosa or a crew member will say something nice to the son.

MoS was flawed but coherent and most importantly wasn't just fucking boring like large parts of BvS and JL were

>13% of meatboys commit 50% of jackings....

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>"But I never killed anyone!"

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Jesus who knew Zapan was so redpilled.

REMEMBER!

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who knew he was so badass too

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But only one of them likes chocolate, so I'm going with that one.

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>CUTE AS FUCK
>HAS CHARACTER FLAWS
>FACES CONSEQUENCES FOR THOSE FLAWS
>LOSES FIGHTS

>EXTREMELY UNLIKEABLE
>HAS CHARACTER FLAWS
>DOES NOT FACE CONSEQUENCES FOR THOSE FLAWS
>NEVER LOSESå

i swear watching this over and over again makes me appreciate zapan's actor, because i'm usually always focused on alita if she's on screen
look at his eyes when he says "let me make it easier for you", he's looking at her, looks at hugo for a second, back to her, then back to stab him
as he pulls the sword out the grin starts to come across his face, back to looking at alita
he can't see alita's face from that angle, but he can see her head shaking in shock watching hugo drop, and zapan nods his head like "that's right bitch"

Only one of them is the most humane person.
Only one of them is smiling.
Only one of them walked through the minefield driven by the laughter of the gang waiting for entertainment.
I know.

>Kills to get the URM damascus blade
>Shows it off to everyone
>No one dares cross or stand up to him
>Those that do get their boyfriends killed
>Mocks the girlfriend right to her face
>Tricks others and gets away with it
>Protected by the system
>Is supremely redpilled
>Is handsome as fuck
Zapan is based.

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>CHARACTER FLAW IS BEING OVERLY EMTIONAL
>IS PLAYED BY BREEEEE, SON OF LARS
Oh, nononono. I blame the direction and writing. Larson can actually act when forced to do so.

Ed Skrein is great. You should check out Deadpool if you haven't seen it.

Fuck, I forgot he was the main villain in that.

oh wow didn't even recognized him as a meatboy. and i didn't really care for deadpool. like i know the character is supposed to be silly and stuff, but that blend of ultra violence and normie humor rarely works. the second one was where i was like "wow really" when they just start killing off innocent people because "lol it's funny how they die"

It makes sense, all the casting really. Ed Skein probably because Tim Miller and James Cameron are working together now, and Ed was in Deadpool. Jai Courtney picked for Jashugan because they were familiar with him from Terminator Genisys. Michelle Rodriguez because of Avatar, the works.

Alright guys, Vampalita will give you what you desire tonight, but only if you respond to this post with how many speeding tickets you've gotten in your life.

Be honest now, Vampalita would not condone lying.

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I don't have a driver's license, so 0. I love living in a country with good public transport.

Well, that's nice. As a burger having any sort of real quality of life is virtually impossible without a vehicle, so it's different worlds really.

0
I don't have a license

0, now give me the succ

Unironically never gotten a speeding ticket. Been driving for 4 years.

But do you have a license user?

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You've probably been lucky. Sooner or later, some cop hanging out behind a bush in a 20-foot-long school zone will bust you for doing 3 over on his bad day.

The odds of not taking the big blue dick drop wildly on a long enough timeline.

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yes, been driving for 6+ years, succ NOW

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Ok, Vampalita will reward you for your participation.

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0 for the 6 years I've been driving, somehow. My time is coming though, it's inevitable.

Good job user, also good job being a realist. Now you are going to get the sukk, if that is what you desire.

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wait i wasn't talking about my neck what are you doing

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We need some good Alit and Dracula cross, or gothic in general.

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You ask for sukku, you get sukku, ok? I only do one kind of sukku. Zip your pants up.

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I don't know if he killed to get the blade - there was something telling about his silence when Alita asked about it. I have a feeling he acquired it through more underhanded means.

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>work overnights so I already sleep during the day
I'm ready. Please be rough with me.

reminder that Cameron hates America

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How can one man be so based?

That means he brought money to the project, but while some executive producers exert a lot of creative control, others are completely passive.

Thanks, I hate it.

Haha holy shit I never noticed that before. Also this is super lame but I got through the last KM of my run by imagining I was earning a sequel what have you people done to me.

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Are you talking about the X-Force jump? I found that to be a nice bit of slapstick cringe comedy since there's time travel involved, so he could go back and save them.

Personally, I like my cape movies to either be quite serious like Captain America or heavy on the comedy like Deadpool. I'm not too fond of constantly quipping super-heroes in a serious situation - then I just lose investment immediately.

Yeah I think it's important to pick a consistent tone. You lose emotional impact if you don't

He hates American imperialism, just like Lucas.

i mean they didn't make it clear, he only saved the one guy and deadpool doesn't care. i think guardians of the galaxy was the first movie where i went "yeah this mix of comedy and seriousness doesn't work for me", so i didn't even bother with the second one. it's why i prefer DC over marvel. dc is more serious and has those cringe comedy moments scattered throughout sparingly instead of being a big part of them. shazam however didn't take itself seriously at all so from the beginning you know what to expect and it's tone was consistent, so i liked it

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Yes, I think the joke is that Deadpool only saves the normal guy and lets all the mutants die like "good riddance". That fits the tone of the movie, but yeah it does cross the line into the "I no longer care about anything that happens in this movie" territory.

As for Guardians of the Galaxy, I found the first one to be passable - I liked Drax, the Nova Corps, and how silly the ending was - but the second Guardians movie I actually liked: There was a couple of good character arc there. If you can catch it on cable or something, I'd watch it.

See I thought guardians 2 was incredibly unfunny even though the quill and ego arc was good

Reading this thread made me realise Alita is so good she can transcend anything, even Yea Forums's shit taste.

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Now that you mention it, I laughed fewer times to Guardians 2 than Alita. I liked the Mary Poppins line and when Baby Groot is trying to help them, but apart from that I took it as a serious drama - and a pretty dark one at that.

It's one of the worst, besides that movie is about a guy torturing and killing children.
Definitely a James Gunn movie

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Good morning America specifically the East Coast

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Good morning

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Double trouble...

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I don't get it.

You guys think that cloning would be a thing by now? So could you effectively make two Alitas?
Given that Alita X trains Alita Y in panzer cunt and all that shit.

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Okay Mr Star, I'll get right on that.

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>Hey user I hear the morning is the best time to train, come here

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Yeah, all of that bullshit went before a court and the judge basically said it was just that: Bullshit. Her ex is a dramaqueen and a liar.

>But I have sleep ins normally Alita

>Then I'll find someone else, bye

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16 times in various countries, at least.
All i want is to get as big as Rob

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How are they so based bros?

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I don't read Winnie the Pooh Idiot language.

One day we will be as based

Wait, hold up, is Alita a femcel?

First BF is dead and she's been a virgin brain for 300 years.

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no

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It's commemorating the end of Alita's run in theaters on 4/21, I think it's specifically from Nanking, can anyone read more?

Nah she been involuntarily inactive for 300 years, but as soon as she woke, in like less than a week she had a boyfriend. I don't think I'd call her a femcel. Quite the opposite desu.

Almost as based as the Tianmanen Square Protesters in 1989

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You'll kill the poor bots posting here with something like that

>Nanking
THE RAPE
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

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>GOT memes

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Kek

i will make next thread, have an OC webm

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new thread

ok then nvm

Right on time

too late bruh

Hate the show, love the memes

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