You have 4 episodes and unlimited budget to save this entire series

How are her ears so small

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Petyr Baelish returns and usurps the position of night king and instead of marching to Winterfelll and losing because of plot he goes around it and heads straight to King's landing.

Next episode is big cgi battle
Then next is zombie Jamie vs Cersei
Last two episodes are Cleganebowl

Along with the last season, the show should be becoming VASTLY more elemental. Character relationships don't matter anymore. We should see the sublime horror of the Night King's legions. We should see Melisandre's relentless worships. We would be better off following the journey of a rat scurrying about Winterfell than catching up on all these useless characters. They already proved last season that you can take all the best characters and put them together on a cool adventure and the show will still suck cock because there are no good writers. Instead the show should be focusing on the rituals and frenzies and elements, the true descent of winter. We should see people shivering in Riverrun. We should see the dead dancing, horrifying us at how they imitate our basic joys. We should cherish seeing the heroes on the screen at all because now we are in the world of the dead, in the world of winter. Instead we get a shitty soap opera because the wewuzkangs twitter fans need to see their ships fulfilled.

Episode 3: NK wrecks everyone, every single character in Winterfell dies, down to thicc gilly in the tombs
Episode 4: The stars are right. An ancient evil awakens. The Drowned God rises from the seas to devour mankind. The NK's holy mission is revealed : turn mankind into undeads, unite all against the oceanic threat and save them from cosmic insanity.
Episode 5: A nation of samurai sailing from the west of westeros lands near Castle Rock. They quickly defeat the NK and Drowned God
Episode 6: The samurai lord marries Cersei and everyone is happy.

anything with littlefinger gets my vote

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Imagine being Joe Dempsie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Maisie Williams, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific bugeyed quasimodo face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously, imagine having to be Joe Dempsie and not only sit on those sandbags whilst Maisie Williams flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her scars and pimple ridden skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that undressing scene. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's SO GROWN UP and DAMN, MAISIE WILLIAMS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking troll face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of fangirls and strippers and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the arsecrack of Nottingham. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Joe Dempsie. You're not going to lose your future Bond career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Elephants

This. We forgot how to portray convincing existential horror because most of us is a jaded atheist living as a king in a thick bubble. It shows on how the characters are written too.

Id kill off a lot of the characters in Ep. 3. minus Hound (tucks tail and runs, again). Jaime (retreats after Brienne dies overswarmed and Tyrion dies saving him). Theon survives, severely injured. saves Sansa on horseback. rides for the south. Jon Snow injured, other two nightwatch guys die along with Tormund, everyone Jon knew. Jon retreats with Ghost. Nymeria gets severely injured saving Arya, takes her south. dies along the way. Dany retreats on dragon, after smallest of the two dragons left dies. No one other than that survives. Of course the rest of them die in later episodes

that actually sounds nice

you're in luck. almost everyone currently at winterfell dies.

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Full frontal dick from the guys. I almost got excited when Gendry was lying there ready to take off his pants but instead I got goblin sideboob.

>I never knew anything
yeah bullshit

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The series ends with a massive orgy

If you think this show has good writing past season 3... you haven't been paying attention

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Team good guys get crushed in Winterfell, the secret escape tunnels are revealed to have been caved in/sabotaged by Ramsay Bolton. Everybody dies except for some cowardly characters including Tyrion and the Hound (for cleganebowl) that betray the rest and flee south. Final 3 episodes are based in KL and focus on politicking around Cersei, Tyrion, etc. They resolve their issues and unify for the face-off with the army of the dead only to be betrayed by Euron who has been working with Qyburn the whole series. King Euron is defeated by the NK but doesn't care

>siege of Winterfell by white walkers next episode
>every named character who's died in the north or beyond the wall comes back as a wight in the walkers' army

thank you. these next few episodes only work if most of the cast (characters) die off.
that sounds stupid that it just might be true, knowing D&D.

Bring Stannis back

>sansa marrying tyrion again
This is how you know it's fake. There's no reason to do this from a storytelling perspective OR a fanservice perspective.

this

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Sansa has no current love interest and has spoken several times this season about how kind and wise Tyrion is. she hasn't done that for anyone else who isn't related to her or Theon.

is this shopped? her head is gigantic

Robert Strong is revealed to be the body of Gregor Cleagane with Robert Baratheon's head surgically attached to it (Cersei kept it preserved in a chemical jar), he regains his senses, kills Cersei, mounts an enormous warboar and leads the Golden Company north to fight the walkers.
Along the way he is joined by Tommen who survived the fall and journeyed to Casterly Rock to tame the great riding lions of old.
They also meet up with Stannis, Euron(revealed to be a Faceless Man who had also been masquerading as Balon Greyjoy for years before faking his own death) and Robb Stark who was reanimated by Bran's greenseer magic and has the head of a talking wolf.
Together the Five Kings end the war they began.

>unlimited budget to save this entire series
Research and discover time travel, then go back and have Arya's sex scene at least 4 seasons ago when she was cuter.

ayyy

kino